9:18-9:37 weird noise 11:27 lights turns off 13:54 lights turns off(again) 14:04 DoGgY sTyLe DoOdS 14:25-14:31 music intensifies and screen vibrates 15:28 hoomans(?) 17:02 loud ThUmP 17:23 dead hooman 17:42 tape plays(doesn't count as a jumpscare but WhO cArEs¿?) 20:02 yOu CaN rEsT nOw
Jay: "So let's park!" Also Jay: *crashes through the door* "oh it says park at the side" Watching Jay play horror games is actually comedically wholesome
@@autumnanderson2695 Yep you're definetly right, imma except that part skdhsjdh but by my own comedically wholesome- jay's channel has always been a great go-to whenever you wanna binge on a youtuber who plays horrors and hits high notes, he always makes it look like horror games are comedy ones as well skxhjd
Thanks so much for playing Happy's Humble Burger Barn, Kubz Scouts! Hope you enjoyed your first shift, and welcome back to our universe 1:10 Crazy Taxi, oh man there's a reference that brings us back. 4:54 Opening the door for them, what a gentleman! 13:15 Cowstumers and Cownsumers keep the Ecownomy afloat at Happy's Humble! 16:19 Slasher was taking a night off this time
Man you guys did amazing! At first I was smiling and then I just get scared, this is very well done cannot wait to see what you guys make in the future
Jay: *Sees a cow ordering* Also Jay: That's cow-nnabil! People in the back : BOOOOOOOOOOO! Jay: I'm trade-marking that! Jay: *sees creepy person* Also Jay: THEM CHEEKS THO!
I love how Jay didn't give a fuck about crashing the car. Also Jay: *Driving down the streets irl acting like it's GTA India.* - If anyone knows that reference then congrats lmao
"I am employee of the year, I am the only employee matter of fact, actually I'm competing with these cows but you know what, I got the biggest udder of them all, chaching in that." ~Jay 2020
Jay: "That looks like the blanket your mon knitted me after we were cuddling up together, you know what I'm saying?!" Also Jay: Shouts "Up top, guys", but realizes that he's the only person in the room.
"Lets see if we can throw this basura" Me: i forgot he said he's half filipino right? 9:02 I shall now do the thank you for the likes cos this is my most liked comment
Jay:"It was like the car, humping the road" Me: **trying turning into a tomato Jay trying not to wake everybody by laughing at 2:06am** P.s... TYSM for all the likes!!
I'm really happy to see you posting Jay. I've been so scared because of the virus and being able to watch new content from you really distracts me from the real world and I just want to thank you. you are truly my medicine and all my problems seem to disappear when I watch you ☺
As many times as I've seen this video, how Jay is so happy and pumped then all of a sudden the lights go out and you can see the happiness drain from his body. Cracks me up every time!!!
I've been watching your vids for at least 3 years and all of your vids haven't failed to make me laugh 💓 keep up the good work 💗 Jay you're THAT DUDE 💖
I just realized that you played the Wage Slave and the end is the transition to the hospital level. The game isn't complete so that's why the doctor was talking at the end and it suddenly shows the patrons.
Jay: “I probably own this store”
Also Jay to the costumer: “it’s my first day here”
Our boi is a weird boi
And we love him for that
Lol
Ok ,,thats so cool,, 👌
Kim ur profhile is so cute
The scariest part was seeing my reflection when the game blacked out
Oh my lord-
I hate that part
(Congrats on the heart lol)
Same
lmao relatable
Yeah, that's scary. LOL
You can see your reflection all the time because the game is so dark... so stop lying for a minute
I love how Jay just literally didn't give two shits that he just rammed into the restaurant with his car. Not even one comment or apology.
he not she jay is that dude not that girl.
u mean he. but dont edit ur comment the heart may not feel so good
The Gamer Forerver it was probably a miss understanding... so if it’s a problem then leave the Chat😬🚫
@@ply.de.d9075 can you just chill out im just helping him/her correct the word jeez. calm down alright.
@@ply.de.d9075 pfnwefojerfnsc eeifnrdwefm dramatic
9:18-9:37 weird noise
11:27 lights turns off
13:54 lights turns off(again)
14:04 DoGgY sTyLe DoOdS
14:25-14:31 music intensifies and screen vibrates
15:28 hoomans(?)
17:02 loud ThUmP
17:23 dead hooman
17:42 tape plays(doesn't count as a jumpscare but WhO cArEs¿?)
20:02 yOu CaN rEsT nOw
THANK YOU ILY
TOO MUCH LOVEZZZ!!!!AHHH!!! *XP* *ded*
Thank you
I was literally looking in the comments for this 😂😂🤣🤣
@@original4636 HAHAHAHA well I was too before I made this welp-
Nobody:
Jay: "I kNoW tHe NuMbEr To 991!"
It's 69420
@@lavish263team5 lol
@@lavish263team5 You sure it isnt 11037?
@@aqbitnamedboy or 2020
lavish 263 team or 8675309
Jay: "So let's park!"
Also Jay: *crashes through the door* "oh it says park at the side"
Watching Jay play horror games is actually comedically wholesome
Except when he asks what that mouth do to the creature that's about to eat him.
@@autumnanderson2695 Yep you're definetly right, imma except that part skdhsjdh but by my own comedically wholesome- jay's channel has always been a great go-to whenever you wanna binge on a youtuber who plays horrors and hits high notes, he always makes it look like horror games are comedy ones as well skxhjd
Actually he doesn't crash through the door he smashes into the door
Jay: I'm plowing through that door!
@@warlordofvideogameglitches but he smashes into the door he doesn't crash or plow through the door
Thanks so much for playing Happy's Humble Burger Barn, Kubz Scouts! Hope you enjoyed your first shift, and welcome back to our universe
1:10 Crazy Taxi, oh man there's a reference that brings us back.
4:54 Opening the door for them, what a gentleman!
13:15 Cowstumers and Cownsumers keep the Ecownomy afloat at Happy's Humble!
16:19 Slasher was taking a night off this time
Ohhhhhh are you the developer
Being a gentleman right before making fun of them for being bald :D
did you make the game
TheLivingLatios We got the same pfp
Man you guys did amazing! At first I was smiling and then I just get scared, this is very well done cannot wait to see what you guys make in the future
Nobody:
Jay: “cOw-sTuMer”
c o w n n i b a l
lexorrr I-
lexorrr lmaooO
😂😂
lexorrr I swear-
Nobody
Literally Nobody:
Jay: “So let’s park”! *crashes into the doors*
Your right but it freaked me out when it started to go black.only a little bit ok not much.idk why
r/uselessnobody
Lololol
lanae I was gonna do the “also” but someone already did it so people would’ve replied “THIS IS A COPIED COMMENT!” So yeah...
"Literally Nobody" is a lie about 80% of the comments are about that
*in the Resident Evil*
Jay: I'm not making bad puns anymore, that's my first and last.
*in this episode*
Jay: *makes puns and jokes about cows*
TALAAA OMG NANONOOD KA REN PALA NG KUBZ SCOUT HIHI HELLOOO
Eyy filipinoooooosss!!😎👉
420th like
I laughed at his puns
jay: let's park.
also jay: *literally crushes the car*
also also jay: alright, let's go-
this man i swear, he be on thaT crack
That dude be on that crack XD
XD
He’s not THAT DUDE, he’s THAT CRACKHEAD
😂
XD
nobody:
absolutely no one:
...
jay: *makes cow puns every 5 seconds*
Oop-
That’s y he’s my fav TH-camr 😁
@@soul4571 wow, love your name.
You want SomE bEeF
ꌃꏂ꓄
Jay: "Let me just park here."
Also Jay: *Drives into restaurant*
Lol
True
Lmao
and breaks the door to
@@Bright_Foxes no its fine
“CREEPIEST FAST FOOD PLACE”
Chuck e cheese: *Am i a joke to you?
HONESTLY
Also freddy fazbear : what a weaklings
"Guessing we're doing the Graveyard Shift?"
*Wage Slave staring at him*
Me: "Mom I want McDonald's"
Mom: "We have McDonald's at home."
McDonald's at home:
Lolllll
Lmao 😂
Lol
Damn I just thought of that 😂
Wage Slave: *Picture of a burger*
Jay:
Jay:
Jay:
Jay: Guess we're working the graveyard shift?
Ghost Boy I’m so glad someone else noticed that I thought it was just me I was bothered😭
Plus if look closely you can see that it literally says the name of the game under the wage slave in small letters
i think he thought that he's playing the graveyard shift next
Ghost Boy he’s talking about the next stimulation
wage slave
Picture of a burger
Location: Happy’s humble burger barn
Funfact: When Jay is scared, he makes bad puns.
Very bad
Very bad
Very bad
Very bad
Very bad
" Oh no! We ran out of milk.."
" Looks like we need to take utters into our own hands "
"your udders are way more juicy than hers."
*sir this is a wendys.*
That wendy's line sounds like it's from the office
no it's just from stan twitter lmao
*ma'am this is actually the Mcdonalds.*
Get out my chick-fil-a drive thru
Jay: *Sees a cow ordering*
Also Jay: That's cow-nnabil!
People in the back : BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jay: I'm trade-marking that!
Jay: *sees creepy person*
Also Jay: THEM CHEEKS THO!
I think it's cow-nnibal:v
Cow-nnibalism
@@18madelaurachandrakusuma25 Yeah, I think so too. I was thinking about it and didn't know if I should put two n's or just one.
Theres 666 likes....
*Jay just crashed the car that's messed up*
Manager: your gotta pay that
Jay: *leaves the game*
Manager: crap
Missed up
*Your* gotta pay
AgentSandy IT is messed up not missed up
jay:"i know the the number for 991"
also jay:" i dont even know the number for 911"
Ikr, he seriously went oh ya, it's big brain time
991?
I love how Jay didn't give a fuck about crashing the car.
Also Jay: *Driving down the streets irl acting like it's GTA India.*
- If anyone knows that reference then congrats lmao
Fluffy
props to jay for keeping us alive during this quarantine
he is really *THAT DUDE*
Jay: “let me just park,”
*crashes car into restaurant and acts as if nothing happened*
"Alright, cool."
Are you saying I was doing it wrong this whole time? 😯
Jay: aight let's park
Crashes car
Aight let's go-
Also Jay: wait there's a side?
16:02 “so I guess we were doing the graveyard shift”no jay...
10:28 that customer actually looks like baldi’s basics lmao
That's what I thought too
I was whispering that in his ear
I was just going to say that oop-
But yea loll
haha yeah
Nobody:
Jay: it was like the car was humping the road
😩💀
🤔
And that folks is how the car and the road had a baby
😂
Goddamn ur pfp is hot
Jay: this reminds me of that game in the gas station
Everybody: do you have the slightest idea how much that narrows it down?
Ikr 😂 he's played like 10 of them
@@BryNMW and it's even worse if you haven't seen all the gas station game videos
@@johntf2official exactly
What gas station
@@wh1plashhhhhh that's a good question
does anyone else just click on jay's video, hear his voice, and get an ear-to-ear smile?
Do u like BTS?!!!!!
Minnielovex3 yeah
What bands do u like
And I also like ur jk and tae pic:)
IloveMinnieX100 ty. and i like itzy, bts, twice, exo, stray kids, nct 127, ateez, everglow, mamamoo, and sunmi (i might be forgetting some)
Jay: My aim game is good
me: but you dropped the burger like ten times on the floor tho my guy
When you look at the thumbnail... the customer looks like a bald Dora the explorer😂
Thats exactly what I thought 😂
Dude whyy lmaoo
this comment has me DECEASED
I thought that that was a bald Dora too 😂😂
Swiper has swiped her weave away.
Swiper *swipes Dora's weave*
Dora: Can you help me find my weave?
"Have you ever tried sleeping"
No, that's literally so much for you and that is not healthy!
;-;
Jay: Doggystyle dudes...
My face: 👁👄👁 U👄U •👄•
Bruh
Such wow
i_eat_kids OvO I actually thought he was just sayin stuff but when I saw I was.... “oh...ok” 😂😂😂😂
Kimakicute Cute lol 😂
“So let’s park”
(Crash)
“And lets go”
"I am employee of the year, I am the only employee matter of fact, actually I'm competing with these cows but you know what, I got the biggest udder of them all, chaching in that."
~Jay 2020
Nobody:
Not even me:
Jay: *Thats the roadiest kill of them all.* 💀
Omg, Tysm for the like!
When I saw this for some reason I thought
“ Spongebob? “
SAME!!
IbeSnowii YESS EXACTLY!!!
Nobody:
Jay: dUDE HE'S A *COWNNIBAL*
jay: **Accidentally closes door on customer**
customer: **walks in while door is closed**
me: HAIL THE ALMIGHTY!
Jay: "i am employee of the year!"
also Jay: *gives customer uncooked fries and salmon nuggets*
no one:
not a single soul:
jay: *coOOooOol*
Kpop Baddie your profile pic🥺
Omg fellow nctzen!! 💚
Stayy Army yesss stan ten
BunntNightlight][sleep paralysis nightmare hiii 🥺
Simp
Jay: "That looks like the blanket your mon knitted me after we were cuddling up together, you know what I'm saying?!"
Also Jay: Shouts "Up top, guys", but realizes that he's the only person in the room.
*sad boi hours*
Me: 😃😄😆
Jay: “ Damn is it the BALD month”
Me: 🤣💀
Skin day
the person in the thumbnail was bald-dora . i dont mean jay i mean the person who the pink shirt and orange shorts .
Jay: k-k-k-k-kobé!!
Me: *Laughing like a maniac*
"Lets see if we can throw this basura"
Me: i forgot he said he's half filipino right?
9:02
I shall now do the thank you for the likes cos this is my most liked comment
Oh yeah... wait are you filipino too
ooooo noice
omg yes
Hello mga kababayan ko
he’s pinoy and latino i think, so either way him saying basura makes sense
Jay: aight let's park on the side
*Crashes straight into the store* aight we good let's go
“yeah i know my father never came back with the milk so what? that’s why he’s sucking it from your utters-“
dude. that was dark.
This is where dads go when they say they're gonna buy milk
Jay:"It was like the car, humping the road"
Me: **trying turning into a tomato Jay trying not to wake everybody by laughing at 2:06am**
P.s... TYSM for all the likes!!
Aussie gang?
@@kairose8863 yeeeeeee
@@xx_phoenix_xx5142 gaaaaaangg gang
@@kairose8863 yasssssss
@Yan Manalo thanks
Toy cow: moooo ** hi how are u **
Jay: u talking trash brah?
Jay ur to funny u roast anyone in ur way🥴🤣💖
I'm really happy to see you posting Jay. I've been so scared because of the virus and being able to watch new content from you really distracts me from the real world and I just want to thank you. you are truly my medicine and all my problems seem to disappear when I watch you ☺
Me: Alright, time to do my online homework.
Jay: *uploads*
Me:... Well never mind that. *clicks on video*
Me: Sees a game with burger in it and is played by kubz scouts
Me: THIS IS FOR MEH
i'm sensing some big Maya vibes from you
No one:
No one ever:
Jay: rams car strait into the bilding thinking that's how he gets in
Jay's coworkers: its probably his asma
*Asthma
What coworkers? They all dead
That spellings tho
That buckle up felt more aggressive than usual
I jumped
Jay playing horror games is like comedy at it’s finest I laugh so hard anytime I watch this it’s always laughs and screams.
Jay: *uploads*
Me: *clicks faster then light*
Than *
**H A CH I K O 15** *then actually
@@mauralawton3260 thon actually
Wheres the funny at
@@nemanjaradivojevic9229 lol😂
98% of the comments: *jay: “quote”. Also jay: “quote”*
2% of the comments: *comments like this*
Fr
Literally everyone: "no one: "
It gets kinda annoying lmao
onggg people really think it’s original and funny 🥴
We Do Everything it is annoying, i can’t find any original joke smh
Jay in previous video: “I don’t like wearing white because I don’t look GOOD in white.”
Also Jay: *wears white shirt for this video*
Our boi is a wierd boi
And we love him for it
Katlyn Britt-Mendez 加上
Jay: Casually crashes car into the forest.
Also Jay: Cool.
As many times as I've seen this video, how Jay is so happy and pumped then all of a sudden the lights go out and you can see the happiness drain from his body. Cracks me up every time!!!
Jay:*says title
Me:SAY THAT AGAIN
Nemesis: "Are you scared?"
Jay: "NO!"
*Jay also quit and start playing nonscary game*
“That’s the rowdiest kill of them all!”
He just said that lin when I read this
Line i mean
Jay opens door: “oh that’s awesome!~”
Good to know that guy Jay is impressed easily
Jay: looks at the simulator shifts after just doing the fast food shift
Jay: we must if just finished the grave yard shift
"Happy's Humble Burger Barn"
Me: *CRaPpy BuMbles FUrBer FArB*
"CREEPEIST FAST FOOD PLACE"
Me: *still has nightmares about chuck's cheese animatronics*
Bro same
"Buckle up"
-Jay
Now i am thinking that is a pun because the first part you are driving a car 😂😂🤣
Melisa Wolf no thats been his intro for the past 2 years ya dunce
@@SouthernDusk3765 why call them a dunce?
Dubstep The dragon 😂
@@SouthernDusk3765 I know dunce
Jay making dad jokes as a dad is E V E R Y T H I N G ;-;
They look like those plastic baby dolls whenever they have one eyes wide open and the other halfway closed lmao.
Jay: So lets park..
Also Jay: *proceeds to crash into the barn*
Wait barn
What barn?
Barn?
Barn..?
burger barn
The happy music when you were diving seemed so happy great for a horror game
2:46 cmon jay are u now that kid from storytime being breastfed at 16
Game: *Has a VHS style*
Me: *It’s spooky time.*
jumpscare list:
9:03 - creepy noise
11:26 - lights go out
13:54 - lights go out again
14:24 - sudden noise
17:01 - another sudden noise
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Not even a mouse:
Jay: *it was like the car was humping the roads*
*robot cow moos*
Jay: “WhAt dId YoU jUsT sAy To Me?”
Game title: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn
Me: *Habybumblebkfjg barn*
Bruh the name is almost like a tounge twister.
@@alsimagination1150 Ikr
@@goosebunnies
Mhm,I tried saying the name quickly but ended up levitating my furnitures.
@Al's Imagination
Ah shit there’s a demon in my room now
@@goosebunnies
*C o o l .*
14:28 “I ONLY MAKE 7$ AN HOUR IT AIN’T WORTH IT” I’M DEADD 😂💀
Jay's videos are keeping me sane during the quarantine
Me doing push-ups:
Everyone else: It was like a car, humping the road
Me: *finishes watching jay's videos*
Also me: bro... I can't wait for another video again
I can't stop watching jay's videos, I'm almost addicted
Jay: let's park.
Also Jay: *Proceeds to almost crash through the restaurant doors*
Jay: lemme see if I can throw this basura
My filipino ass hearing the word basura: 😌🤗
basura is also the word for trash in spanish just letting you know 😊
@@helio1556 wow cool :00
Game: follow directions given in the top right hand corner
Jay : *goes into stock room and does everything else first instead of the objective*
Jay’s cow jokes are so bad that the crowd is mooing him bro
I've been watching your vids for at least 3 years and all of your vids haven't failed to make me laugh 💓 keep up the good work 💗
Jay you're THAT DUDE 💖
same with me i just love his videos
This comment is so wholesome I hope it gets pinned 💗
@@briromano9569 thank you 🙏💖
“I’m gonna park”
CRASHES INTO RESTAURANT 💀💀
Jay's videos are literally my go to in this quarantine, his humor is just a m a z i n g 💕💕🥺
I just realized that you played the Wage Slave and the end is the transition to the hospital level. The game isn't complete so that's why the doctor was talking at the end and it suddenly shows the patrons.
Jay: **playing game**
Game: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
Lmao😂, the game really said oh ya, it's big brain time
Jay: "Let's park"
*crashes into restaurant door*
Gotta love THAT DUDE 😎
Jay: I'm not scared, I'm ready for a jump scare!
Also jay: gets jump scared and shrieks like a little girl XD
no one:
absolutely no one:
jay: *makes cow puns every 2 seconds*
NOT THE RAT AT 6:38 AND HE DIDNT EVEN SEE IT 😂
When you flung the shake at that guy you should have said “one shake Jay is in the building!”
Last time I'm this early Cory was still om vacation 🤧
And cory came back! 🙂
@@huntedsouls8342 Yup! That notification I got when he uploaded was the best way to start my day!
Sam here