I’d love to see some of these in real rock paper scissors, like imagine you’re walking by two people fighting and you see their hands shaped to a tardigrade and space
New Slmccl, yippee! *I click my heels and jump for joy, knocking a ceiling tile out of place above my head and instantly falling into a coma from the impact. When I awaken there will inevitably be a new Slmccl, thus infinitely repeating the cycle. I have not been awake for more than 20 minutes at a time since 3 years ago.*
14:28 fun fact! EVERYTHING. Tardigrades can survive pretty much everything except for the things that are actually trying to kill them... so yeah... they're like useless at everything except for scenarios they should never find themselves in.
Holy shit. At 15:36 I was like "Kronos beats time, Percy Jackson beats Kronos". Then the next game he had the SAME EXACT thought process. If i ever needed proof that Charlie Slimecicle is just an animated amalgam of our collective consciousnesses, I've got it.
Charlie mispronouncing and calling archaeopteryx the most obscure dinosaur he's ever heard of is hilarious when it's such a famous evolutionary figurehead is very funny to me
I remember in high school I had the corn video play whenever I would turn on my school computer. I hope it brings you peace to know that every waking, horrible day for two years, you were the first face I would see. The corn video is in my nightmares.
Every time I try to watch a Slimecicle video I start dissociating before I can finish it. I've attempted to watch this video multiple times over the course of several days. Charlie, *what hex have you implanted in your videos, my brain cannot handle them*
No, you see any good himbo will randomly hit you with extremely obscure scientific theories. They're stupid 90% of the time and then the greatest mind of our generation for the other 10%
Archaeopteryx is not obscure in the least, it's famously the "first bird". A huge scientific discovery that solidified the fact that birds are dinosaurs
Slimecicle accidentally learning about my favorite dinosaur ever, archaeopteryx, and I even have a tattoo on my arm of its famous fossil. “Most obscure dinosaur known to man” hurt my soul a little bit. 😭💔
Goku: Black Mold what's that he sounds strong!? Roshi: No Goku don't go to that house it's dangerous! Goku: I don't feel so good Master Roshi... **F(_)cking dies**
17:54 I beat God with “ah yes my anti god technique that I haven’t used since the heian era” The description was: “An anti-god technique from the Heian era? That’s like bringing a lightsaber to a knife fight. God doesn’t stand a chance.”
@@Packarddd the point of the joke was that it was really harsh after what he had just said. it didn't matter if he said bob ross's real cause of death or falling off a mountain.
5:38 it’s true! I was soaking in my own depression today, but then Charlie Slimecicle dropped a new video and WHAM! No more depression! Thank you for beating the depression out of me :)
I always just go up in magnitudes of rock paper and scissors big rock beats scissors, bigger rock beats big scissors... omniverse sized rock beats multiverse sized scissors. Got like 100
I’m glad to see Charlie emulating us mortals and using incognito mode for searching stupid questions. He’s just like me fr except could kill me with his mind
At the promotion of the corn youtooz, I had an epiphany. I showed that video to my mom a few years ago, before I knew who Slimecicle even was, and now he’s my favorite TH-camr.
I played this game with my dad, and he immediately Hercules, and spent 5 minutes thinking what beats Hercules. He said “his mom” then said *”his dad.”* Jesus Christ.
I accidentally made a story with mine 💀 "Old hate 😵 Young love 🤜 Old Love 🤜 New Love 🤜 divorce 🤜 relationship counseling 🤜 infidelity 🤜 love 🤜 gays 🤜 rock" Also apparently the first person to beat "relationship counseling" with "divorce", I think thats a win but it doesn't feel like it
I remember one time beating fish, with something along the lines of "A guy named Jeff wearing a really specific red shirt and a "Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me" Hat"
*cough cough* What beats rock? Genocidal llama with twelve thousand machine guns with laser eyes with a jet and the jet is strapped with ten railguns which specilise in atomising rocks.
I found the meta to win. You can get into an infinite loop of typing literally any object, than "a timeline where (whatever object you typed) doesnt exist" then beat that with any other object.
Fun fact: If you type in "Kuzco," you can beat him with "the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison"
that is a very fun fact. I love the emperor’s new groove
You really can’t beat that, because the next chain after that is “Kronk switching the llama potion and the poison” and that is very specific.
@@iantaakalla8180you can also beat THAT with kronk’s new groove
@@Kribyking u can beat that with acid powered nuke
I copypasted the line from this comment and apparently I was the first one to beat him with it. 🤣
I’d love to see some of these in real rock paper scissors, like imagine you’re walking by two people fighting and you see their hands shaped to a tardigrade and space
what the fuck is rock paper scissors?
@@NullUserException1I think OP is going crazy
@@NullUserException1 lmao, i didnt understand why you asked that until i reached the end of the video
This guy is insane
@@E.EE.Redditor
New Slmccl, yippee!
*I click my heels and jump for joy, knocking a ceiling tile out of place above my head and instantly falling into a coma from the impact. When I awaken there will inevitably be a new Slmccl, thus infinitely repeating the cycle. I have not been awake for more than 20 minutes at a time since 3 years ago.*
thanks for your comment!
good post
are.. you okay?
average lalonde pastime
This mans upload schedule is to good for this fans health
14:28 fun fact! EVERYTHING. Tardigrades can survive pretty much everything except for the things that are actually trying to kill them... so yeah... they're like useless at everything except for scenarios they should never find themselves in.
They also do cannot survive forever in space, they go into a sort of dormancy and eventually die.
@@speedofram1458 You act like "being able to survive in the vacuum of space for a moderate amount of time" isn't an achievement
@@icetide9411 what makes you think that???
@@speedofram1458 i-is... is that a.... a ... a jojo reference
"Eventually, Kars stopped thinking"
Holy shit. At 15:36 I was like "Kronos beats time, Percy Jackson beats Kronos". Then the next game he had the SAME EXACT thought process. If i ever needed proof that Charlie Slimecicle is just an animated amalgam of our collective consciousnesses, I've got it.
Charlie mispronouncing and calling archaeopteryx the most obscure dinosaur he's ever heard of is hilarious when it's such a famous evolutionary figurehead is very funny to me
Sometimes I forget not everyone had a dinosaur phase
also because it has a pokemon named after it lol
Really a Pokemon?
@@Yourbestieskittle Yeah, Archeops is named for the archaeopteryx.
@@bluestar2059they're the only reason I know how to pronounce archaeopteryx at all
"The most obscure dinosaur known to man"
BRO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ARCHAEOPTERYX IS LIKE THE MOST ICONIC DINOSAUR OF NON MAINSTREAM DINOSAUR
If there's a pokemon based on it it can't possibly be obscure
Non mainstream dinosaur is the funniest thing I have heard in ever
He said "the most obscure dinosaur i've ever heard of"
You don't know what dinosaurs he does and does not know
@@voidanims if he's heard of it, then it's not that obscure, is it?
what about the micropachycephalosaurus
15:58 Zeus is the only one of Kronos' kids that he does not eat.
i was gonna point that out, but you beat me to it XD
He was also the one who killed him 😂
Or Jupiter/Saturn.
But it was only bc his mother saved him so technically he would have been eaten ☝️🤓
No matter where I go, I will find Greek mythology everywhere ever since I started studying it
19:56 the ultimate lemon demon-slimecicle crossover we’ve all been waiting for
not to mention he mentioned the dinosaur archaeopteryx earlier!
Lemon Demon mentioned ‼️
21:47
"grandma does not beat a bullet proof shield" is fuckin' wild 💀
A slimecicle? In the mud factory? How queer! I must inquire with my supervisor post haste!
Hurry!
I guess we doin slimecicles now
Hippety Hoppety, your comment is now my propperty
@Yitzu145-r8m MY FRESH SKIN IS BETTER 😂😂
@Yitzu145-r8m(this guy doesnt even have any content)
Thanks Slarlie! You really gooped my goobers with this one!
wjat
Hyonk hyonk
@Yitzu145-r8m what content
@Yitzu145-r8mwheres the content
Uay
the best part of playing this is learning things like somehow 1 other person guessed tremendous rock beats massive scissors
18:13 i do not think the AI knows who Zeno is, that is the character literally defined as "there's nothing stronger than me"
I remember in high school I had the corn video play whenever I would turn on my school computer. I hope it brings you peace to know that every waking, horrible day for two years, you were the first face I would see.
The corn video is in my nightmares.
The fact Chronos beating Zeus despite Zeus being the only one to not have been eaten by Chronos is pretty funny
Chronos would have beat zeus if Zeus didn't have so much help
He got his revenge 😅
It took Zeus making Chronos vomit his siblings and then all of them working together to defeat Chronos
Let me get out my nerd glasses here so I can straighten them dramatically before telling you that Kronos and Chronos were actually two different gods.
The 1 lion: A billion lions would be difficult.
The ai: But would you lose though?
The lion: Nah, I'd Win.
Proceeds to get mauled to death by a billion lions like it's Lords of The Rings Rings of Power Season 2 all over again.
The Lion: I Still Standing!
"Sir, Should we turn off the audio?"
Me: No, let him cook.
9:07 That glimmer of hope directly followed up by a fail gave me a good laugh
The best part of the video lol
Every time I try to watch a Slimecicle video I start dissociating before I can finish it. I've attempted to watch this video multiple times over the course of several days. Charlie, *what hex have you implanted in your videos, my brain cannot handle them*
14:55
“That’s what the whole movies about” LMAO SO TRUE
The whole bacteria thing is proof that Charlie is too smart to be a himbo
No, you see any good himbo will randomly hit you with extremely obscure scientific theories. They're stupid 90% of the time and then the greatest mind of our generation for the other 10%
yeah, cuz he's a BIMBO
0:40 my video froze here and it took me way too long to realize that the comical pause wasn’t part of the joke.
19:55 THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
LMAOOOO
What would beat the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?
mr rogers in a blood stained sweater
NOT THE LEMON DEMON REFRENCE EEK AROUND 20:00
SLIMCICLE ALSO HAS HEARD OF LEMON DEMON HOLY SHIT
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY TAKE A OICTUREEEE
YESSS
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
REAL!!!
05:23 Charlie…… those…… those are your hands…. Right?
Goop beats gunk, Gunk beats glop, glop beats goop
@Yitzu145-r8m Gloop beat you
@Yitzu145-r8mGloop beat you
@Yitzu145-r8m Gloop beat you
Seems like the guy got eaten by the gloop
I think gloop beat that guy
8:43 "I don't think I understand how beating things work" is wild
NO WAY YOU BROUGHT BACK THE CORN MAN, I'M LITERALLY A CORN ON THE COB AND IT'S LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY !!! THANK YOU SLMSCSCLIE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORN COB
@@Nina-wh6hb THANK YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN!
@@theCobUniverse YOUR WELCOME THE UNIVERSE
Archaeopteryx is not obscure in the least, it's famously the "first bird". A huge scientific discovery that solidified the fact that birds are dinosaurs
4:26 This was hilarious, I was dying when I first watched this clip. The way he said ‘Sin’ especially just killed me. 😂
Negative energy could absolutely beat the universe, that was a 1,000,000 IQ play that the game was too stupid to realize was genius.
It just thought it meant bad vibes
@@Madagascar-ty1hs yeah probably
The corn reference was amazing
that and the jort storm refrence
He made corn
Yeah
Thanks for distracting me from my depression! Who needs therapy when you have gooey, colorful fun?
LOL samee
Slimecicle accidentally learning about my favorite dinosaur ever, archaeopteryx, and I even have a tattoo on my arm of its famous fossil.
“Most obscure dinosaur known to man” hurt my soul a little bit. 😭💔
0:28 sounds like the start of “A Fan’s Mail” by thundercat
If archaeopteryx is the most obscure dinosaur Slimecicle can think of then he ain’t ready for the kinda level I’m on.
Which level u on ?
@@sambhavuppal9649 the level where Stegouros and Incisivosaurus are some of my favorites.
are you on the spectrum
@@sevvaluzunalioglu9186 Slimecicle fan has autism, in other news the sky is blue and grass is green.
Real
6:50 "They had a contingency for me."
that line is unironically so funny
12:19 I didn’t know I was gonna have science class twice in one day 😭
the editing on the more recent videos have been so immaculate I’m weeping of joy
For real!
THANKS
Black Mold wins. Negative diff.
black mold black mold black mold black mold black mold black mold black mold black mold bl
black mold and jelly sandwich
“STOP PUTTING BOUNCY-ASS CURSES ON ME”
Nah bro it’s a desk hob
Goku: Black Mold what's that he sounds strong!? Roshi: No Goku don't go to that house it's dangerous! Goku: I don't feel so good Master Roshi... **F(_)cking dies**
17:54 I beat God with “ah yes my anti god technique that I haven’t used since the heian era”
The description was: “An anti-god technique from the Heian era? That’s like bringing a lightsaber to a knife fight. God doesn’t stand a chance.”
You’re so real for that
Love the pfp
@@Jogothekingofcurses I like yours too
@@JogoatTheStrongestCurse goonalicous
What website is the game on?
4:56 NOOO BOB ROSS
Na that shit was wrong from him
THE WAY THATS ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED …
@@felixisfruitywell no shit why else would he say it
bob ross :c
@@Packarddd the point of the joke was that it was really harsh after what he had just said. it didn't matter if he said bob ross's real cause of death or falling off a mountain.
Charlie tweakin 2:39
it’s corn a big lump of knots :D
I sneezed looked up and he was staring at me
He has nice eyes though tbh
Bro I got to 19 with all but one being my own discoveries. I lost because “Building LEGO sets” somehow did not beat “Buying LEGO sets”
20:02 The game is correct, as Optimus Prime does not run on electricity. He runs on Energon.
5:38 it’s true! I was soaking in my own depression today, but then Charlie Slimecicle dropped a new video and WHAM! No more depression! Thank you for beating the depression out of me :)
My parents tried to beat the depression out of me, but nobody manages it quite the way slimecicle does!
I gained depression an hour after watching this
Help
When me & my brother were kids, we played "Rock Paper, Anything"
It would usually end with 1 player playing "I win" & the other playing "you lose"
Yes hello let's play it here
I always just go up in magnitudes of rock paper and scissors big rock beats scissors, bigger rock beats big scissors... omniverse sized rock beats multiverse sized scissors. Got like 100
8:59 buddy you started this video trying to use scissors against rock
At the risk of being cringe I gotta say, I love this specific editor's editing style
certified Notcringe™, this editor is cool beans
THANK YOU
23:20 THE ADVENTURE ZONE REFERENCE!!!!
NOOOOOOO
THE ONLY ADVENTURE I KNOW IS ADVENTURE TIME 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
HELL YEAH I LOVE ADVENTURE ZONE
slime drank from the VOIDFISH!!! That’s it, the moon is fake!
YEAAAAAHHHHH@@quigglesnoopmcboop9087
that bob ross answer tore a hole in my soul.
Bro when it's 3:00am and everything is funnier I LOST it at "the bird would simply fly away from the disease"
Dude 12 minutes in to the video and I just get flooded with science right now my brain doesn’t know what to do
When he got to Bob Ross I was like: “There’s no way he’ll put Bob Ross’ actual cause of death.” and then he DID
Bro really hit us with the Lemon demon reference 19:52
Dang 800 likes?! Didint think it was that funny 😭🙏
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY, GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE🗣💯
@@eli._AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE🗣️🔥
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE @@eli._
@@DahsThePigeonTHIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY 🗣️
don't forget the one at 13:41
21:48 "NUH UH did not beat TIME VORTEX"
bro 😭😭
The doctor would have
@4:47 I screamed "Lymphoma!"
20:11 He ate the Burger King Foot Lettuce and unleashed his inner Chills.
It's like Hol Horse always says: "The Gun's mightier'n the Sword." Someone really ought to write that down, that's a good one.
2:15 bro unironically has some nice looking eyes
I think something awakened in me
Oh my fucking god I when to where you put ten time stamp and I was at that time exactly
Would smash
yes, they are quite stunning! be careful, though, because if you gaze into them for too long, they’ll project Charlie’s -6 eyeglass prescription
*prescription onto your eyes (posted comment too soon)
It’s 3 am, but the most exciting part of my week just dropped
It was only 9 for me
Really enjoyed the biology lesson halfway through the vid
10:13
My favorite part of the video is when he starts going insane:>
"A Jortnado isn't even a real thing"
Me: "the Jortstorms comein' Jort!",
"Come on down, to get some corn! Or we will sacrifice your new born! ASHAAHHHHHHHH!"- Charlie. " : )
14:50 They robbed him not giving him acorn for scrat
literally
2 years ago Scrat finally got to eat that acorn.
I’m glad to see Charlie emulating us mortals and using incognito mode for searching stupid questions. He’s just like me fr except could kill me with his mind
You know what beats everything. Black mold.
Black lung
At the promotion of the corn youtooz, I had an epiphany. I showed that video to my mom a few years ago, before I knew who Slimecicle even was, and now he’s my favorite TH-camr.
21:34 i was like "not much" and then a second later charlie was like "not much" im the psychic man
Lymphoma beats Bob Ross is fucking INSANE
REAL
19:57 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE!?!?!!!!!!!!!
LEMON DEMON REFF
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
I DEADASS HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO AND PROCESS THE FACT HE MADE A LD REFERENCE
somehow he still doesn't know how to pronounce archeopteryx
@@liljatupsuEXACLTY
10:27 JORTSTORM JORTSTORMS COMING TONIGHT
JORT STORM IT’S A CATEGORY 5
@@capitalessJORT STORM! JORT STORMS COMING TONIGHT
@@Bag-Head0 I SAID A JORT STORM'S COMING SO RUN AND HIDE
@@prings_JORTICANE
JORTNADO
JORTNAMI
JORTQUAKE
@@ConfusedPengu1nJORTRUPTION
JORTALANCH
JOORRTPOCALYPSE
I played this game with my dad, and he immediately Hercules, and spent 5 minutes thinking what beats Hercules. He said “his mom” then said *”his dad.”* Jesus Christ.
OMG COLONAL CORNELIUS CORNWALL!?!?!?!?!?!?
I accidentally made a story with mine 💀
"Old hate 😵 Young love 🤜 Old Love 🤜 New Love 🤜 divorce 🤜 relationship counseling 🤜 infidelity 🤜 love 🤜 gays 🤜 rock"
Also apparently the first person to beat "relationship counseling" with "divorce", I think thats a win but it doesn't feel like it
i can confirm that new slimecicle videos do beat my depression (i am indefinitely depressed)
same. maybe our depression will be cured next year?
"what beats cloud? Like a strong gust"
You mean a SQUALL 😎
slimecicle is the jim carrey of youtube
17:03 the fact that 600 people picked that
WHEN HE OPENED THE CORN YOUTOOZ IT SAID "FROM THE EARTH I RISE AND TO THE EARTH I ONE DAY WILL RETURN" GO CORNELIUS CORNWALL!
13:56 hey, be nice to the archaeopteryx :( they are the link between modern birds and dinosaurs, and most of their fossils have feathers!
SLIMECICLE KNOWING ABOUT PJO MAKES HIS CHANNEL SO MUCH BETTER TO ME
Hey! loved the video, especially because I'm obsessed with the Percy Jackson series and you mentioned it for like 3 seconds so it made my day better:)
I remember one time beating fish, with something along the lines of "A guy named Jeff wearing a really specific red shirt and a "Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me" Hat"
I wonder if ADHD would beat think harder
8:20
19:40 NIEL CICIEREGA!!!
*cough cough*
What beats rock?
Genocidal llama with twelve thousand machine guns with laser eyes with a jet and the jet is strapped with ten railguns which specilise in atomising rocks.
I found the meta to win. You can get into an infinite loop of typing literally any object, than "a timeline where (whatever object you typed) doesnt exist" then beat that with any other object.
words cannot express how happy i got when my favourite dinosaur got mentioned (13:43) (yet I still dont know how to pronounce the name)
Archeopteryx (AR-KEY-OP-TER-IX)
ark-ee-op-tur-ix, its pretty weird
16:01 the fact that I actually started reading Percy Jackson in the fifth grade..
6:13 holy heccing slimeballs dude the uncontrollable laughter from that one xD
How does he not know what Archaeopteryx is? It’s such a famous dinosaur
Archaeopteryx is the most obscure dinosaur I've ever heard of.
Archaeopteryx: But you have heard of me.
Wow, what a great video of “Slimecicle” playing [ ]! Very entertaining! Really gleebed my glorb!
"What beats mouth?"
nice to know we all share the same thought process
it's crazy how you can see his mental progression deteriorate as the video goes on
YES PJO MADE IT INTO THE VIDEOOOOOOOO
you can see im a fangirl
*i love pjo*
i love how every slimecicle video is just charlie slowly sinking into the depths of insanity while we all just point and laugh
My highest score was 66 with the Industrial Revolution beating rock… it ended with human/alien hybrids learning photosynthesis beating the food chain
what is the name of the game?
@@taylorgiles7028 Paper beats rock. It's an online game so just go on google, type the name, and put "game" at the end!
@@taylorgiles7028 that’s what I’m also trying to figure out
@@taylorgiles7028 rock beats paper. It's an online game so just look up "rock beats paper game"
Hes genuinely getting insane after 15:00