This is insane. Normally when you watch prison documentaries you come away with a bit of depression and paranoia that you might end up in one being wrongly convicted. This was relatively wholesome lol.
Well, what would you prefer Mexican nick Turkey or lately Frankland, Wandsworth, at it's most, brutal Peterhead Holy mother, even unto poor bloody Alan Marshall on remand yet, beaten to a, by the the most aggressive screws in the prison service
@@paulhunter123 you do realize a person being at the wrong place at the wrong time can be in prison accused of something they didn't do. Or maybe stealing .not necessarily they are killers.
@@GypsyRoseBlanchardisaliar what is bad shit? Have you not existed in the past 3 years? I think most people complied but hated COVID restrictions. Imagine COVID restrictions times 100 for years of your life not 3 but 6 7 Up to life. Not being able to see or talk to your friends whenever you want Not be able to visit your favorite pub or restaurant. Not being able to leave the place whenever you want. Any lick of bad behavior could be some sense of joy or freedom you have can be tooken away like your mom did but even worse. Punched your next cell neighbor? No access to the gym and no more play station. No more job. Punishment doesn't have to be whipping to be effective. Hell even non punishments like staying home while sick are punishments in themselves.
@@paulhunter123 there's many crimes under the law that aren't murder , rape or abuse. Like tax fraud. Does someone who tried to skip taxes deserve 7 years in solitary confinement? Does someone smoking meth deserve 5 years in cell with no sun light?
I love Margo, you can tell she loves them all really she probably earns respect from them. Looks like a big family and probably come out more ready to make better decisions.
"They come in a bag of bones and leave all built up" That's the opposite of the prisons in Ireland where they come out a bag of bones strung out on herion after going in built up
I quite literally paid money to stay in a hotel on Douglas Promenade in May this year, and tbqhwy, this prison looks cleaner, more modern and with better facilities. Perhaps next time I visit the island I'll bring a copy of heat magazine with me.
As someone who's had their whole family locked up at one point. If prisons In America were like this I wouldn't have stayed up as a kid wondering if my parents are safe
The Judge said "He wants it done explurentory". Goldie looked in his dictionary and it means fast and efficient. Well I'm 72 and think its good to learn something new everyday.
Bailey's - probably the word was "expediously" - Heaven knows where Goldie looked explurentory up ..... 🤔maybe in the Doomsday Book🤣? Or praps the Judge was just showing off
Stay out of any jail I learned that at 6 years old. On a tour of the local police station the officer separated us in boys girls put both in cells and the doors shut. He pulled a chain the doors slid open and we all darted out. I never to return to any form of penal problem or legal issue. I am 69 now and AMEN prison is for losers
Scoff away, but this takes a special skill - they might all go berserk for Haribos the following week and order NO MARS BARS AT ALL!!! I want to know when this guy's retiring
@@MsPinkwolf So you like to jump to conclusions as well as thinking prison is the answer for such low crimes? Good to know, because we wouldn't want you being judge with the public.
Reminds me of the old Gloucester jail .As a chap who knows the UK prison system I will say this . smaller jail's where better more relaxed better relationship s between all big jail's (which the government is aiming towards to cut costs)large jail's are just crazy and dangerous
I want a week or 2 away here. Tv, privileges, chilling with my newly found besties, reunions with family members(ok, I may not be too keen on that bit) no bills, I’d be a model prisoner so £36 a week in George’s Store, all just for me! I’m really due a break from the kids 🤣
"They come in here bag of bones and go out fit as a fiddle" - isn't that a really good thing? Get themselves sorted. Also the one lady saying "It's too easy" - well it has the lowest reoffending rate in the prison system, so it works. Prison isn't about punishment, it's about rehabilitation, which is what this place seems to be doing well at.
Margo is just a bitter dried up walnut. She would find gloom on the brightest of days. She doesn't know how to be happy. Not happy with her attitude really, she's judgemental. Why is she even there if she thinks it's too easy? Get her a job somewhere rough so she can feel vindicated in her scathing attitude.
The punishment was given in court, the prison should not punish, being removed from their home, family etc is the punishment. Prisons should focus on rehabilitation to ensure low recidivism rates and educate them and provide skills that can be transferred back to society, again lowering chances of reoffending. Countries like Finland and Norway also educate their inmates and support their skills and interests.
@@samanthakennedy4023 Many prisoners have no family or come from abusive backgrounds. That's how many criminals end up in the system. If they can get a free bed, food, paid work, an education etc then why not? They make many friends with all the social time that they have so why leave if there's nothing on the outside for them? If it was tougher they wouldn't want to keep coming back!
@@thescrutineer7022 Make your mind up, are you writing about criminals or abused people with no family? You are saying that abused people and people with no family are criminals and everyone of them should be abused more while in prison. It takes many years to get over the mental torture of normal prison life and no one is ready to return to outside life and they reoffend because all they know is violence learned in prison. It has nothing to do with wanting a bed to sleep in or any other idiocy about reoffending rates. The worse you treat people in prison the worse they become because that's how you institutionalise people. Prison is the punishment and anything added to that is just sadistic natured authoritarian people flexing and who should be in the prison you speak of where abused people are abused even more and branded criminals.
I love the IOM, used to go every year for the bike races and have made life long friends who live on the island. Yes, they are strict with the laws but dont break the law and you will be grand.
im getting a rubber dingy from amazon right now and planning on geting a life sentence for punching an officer lol or 5 years for stealing a bar of chocolate
@1996freddie Get a jumper ffs, you don't need heating on. Waking up in the morning with ice on the inside of your windows was common for me as a kid, one meal a day, and I'm still here.
My dad’s side is from the Isle of Man... But they owned the kipper factory and avoided the jail as far as I know. Looks like a pretty sweet gig though.
This is awesome! Rehabilitation is the only way. I've always admired Norway's model so this prison set-up has made me feel better. Do agree some of the reasons for going are a bit trumped up but the prison is progressive and we desperately need to go this way...
Honestly, if they had some of the vicious crimes like those in America or even London, I doubt they would 1) not put people in for mostly minor offenses as these and 2) have a much tougher prison. As it stands, on this little island I guess this one is perfect.
Anders brevic killed 78 people, he is currently in this system, being rewarded for his acts. You think people will like you more for saying this ignorant stuff, but you're actually just evil. Only people who have no experience of violence praise criminals. Maybe learn a little about the world before airing such stupid opinions.
This is how things are when a community still exists. I'm from Ireland and my grandfather told me thief and murder was basically non existent because you knew everyone then or you knew someone who know someone. Community is honestly the biggest loss in Europe now. He none of your neighbors even speak your language why would a person you leans towards violence care about them.
Kiss my butt a person who defends himself as a lawyer has a fool for a client. Tattoos are the markers of a loser thug life defines his life here there anywhere same deal.
Looks like the Big Brother house. "Can Goldy come to the Diary Room please" Seriously though that ratio of one Officer to every inmate is impressive plus each inmate gets there own cell. Looks a super chill place.
I spent 11 years in jail back in the day . When there was 3 in a cell built for one person . Banged up 23 hours a day , and if it was raining 24 hours a day . Absolutely shit food , a visit twice a month , gym once a week . A bucket in the corner where you would have to shit In front of the other two cons , if you was caught out at night . 80 on a wing with 3 toilets . You would not have kept a dog in those conditions and that is why it kicked off. Parkhurst, Strangeways, and other jails cons had had enough . Now it’s gone the other way , it’s like Butlins Holliday camp .
Yep everything you say there mate is the truth I was only in once in 1978 that’s what you called proper punishment got two years served 16 months no half off for good behaviour in them days 3 to a cell as you say piss shit in a bucket in front of everyone and eat your food in the same space fucking disgusting it Learned me a lesson never to get fucking caught again or give crime up I chose the latter. One more thing if you’ve caused any trouble in them days you’ got a good fucking beating off the screws,
@@LondonCAFC Have you ever done any time if you haven’t don’t comment on something you know nothing about, don’t give me the reply no I don’t get myself in trouble like you most people get themselves in trouble one way or the other and break the law a lot of people never get caught for example look at our prime minister very minor I know but there’s a lot of people out there who commit crimes worthy of going to prison who never do Are you One?
Wow makes me think what a beautiful prison motel, so clean and so well catered for , friendly and positive. I’d like to book a holiday there and come out a new me
"doing a life sentence in instalments"...fucking legend
Best comment on the whole program!
love it
not for me eb=ven if it is th RItz
Life sentence on his mastercard
Margot: “I’m suspicious of them all”.
Her comedic value is superb.
"I'm not allowed to work on prison fences, incase I put a weak spot in there."🤣🤣🤣
Talk about the fox being employed to put the security on the hen house!
What in the world? They're legit living better lives than most people in the UK.
Making the lost out of what they have yeah because prison is bleak
Yuup they are.
Yup
It's a spa holiday.
This is my retirement plan
This is insane. Normally when you watch prison documentaries you come away with a bit of depression and paranoia that you might end up in one being wrongly convicted. This was relatively wholesome lol.
Well, what would you prefer Mexican nick Turkey or lately Frankland, Wandsworth, at it's most, brutal Peterhead Holy mother, even unto poor bloody Alan Marshall on remand yet, beaten to a, by the the most aggressive screws in the prison service
This looks like the most chilled out prison I've ever seen. These people have a better life than me ffs 😂
Eng_Kush - 🤔mmmh To me the idea of 17 hours locked up in a cell is terrifying and the 7 hours of recreation coundn't make up for it
I was just thinking same thing🤣🤣🤣
All for the cameras they will still hate the 17 hour bang up
@@longerused2023 they get better life then me lmao eating chocolate sweets like holy crap
Looks like a hotel with all the gym facilities. You can come out fitter and stronger than you went in.
When goldy said he looked it up in the dictionary i burst out laughing you can tell how serious and honest he was caught me off guard
And when he said he dug fences but he wasn't allowed to work on prison fences in case he put a hole in it, absolute gold haha
It’s actually refreshing to see a prison based on humanity. The more these people are not treated like criminals the less they act like it
Why would anyone be in a prison if they behaved human
@@paulhunter123 you do realize a person being at the wrong place at the wrong time can be in prison accused of something they didn't do. Or maybe stealing .not necessarily they are killers.
the ones who did bad shit dont deserve humanity
@@GypsyRoseBlanchardisaliar what is bad shit?
Have you not existed in the past 3 years?
I think most people complied but hated COVID restrictions.
Imagine COVID restrictions times 100 for years of your life not 3 but 6 7 Up to life.
Not being able to see or talk to your friends whenever you want
Not be able to visit your favorite pub or restaurant.
Not being able to leave the place whenever you want.
Any lick of bad behavior could be some sense of joy or freedom you have can be tooken away like your mom did but even worse.
Punched your next cell neighbor? No access to the gym and no more play station. No more job.
Punishment doesn't have to be whipping to be effective. Hell even non punishments like staying home while sick are punishments in themselves.
@@paulhunter123 there's many crimes under the law that aren't murder , rape or abuse.
Like tax fraud. Does someone who tried to skip taxes deserve 7 years in solitary confinement? Does someone smoking meth deserve 5 years in cell with no sun light?
Genuinely thought the first 5-10 minutes of this was a mockumentary 😂
haha same. "We're more on top of intelligence here than anywhere I've been before"...skips to ol' Margo watching a handful of monitors.
same
its a better version of netflix new 'Hard Cell' which is literalyl the same thing but just women
It isnt?!
Me too
Who else knew that Goldie turning up in court dressed as a 17 year old chav defending himself was a bad idea🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Funny as hell bro
He got out good on him
@@t4lovers688 - He didn't get out he just got his sentence reduced
O did he what a prison 😳
I love Margo, you can tell she loves them all really she probably earns respect from them. Looks like a big family and probably come out more ready to make better decisions.
No they don't she fuckin horrible.
"They come in a bag of bones and leave all built up" That's the opposite of the prisons in Ireland where they come out a bag of bones strung out on herion after going in built up
what you mean prisons in ireland, i thought that was what happened to all the tourists
Knife crimes = 3 years, Drug crimes = 6 years? That’s crazy, should be the other way round.
It honestly took me way too long to realise this wasn’t actually a piss take 🙈
I can't believe they aired this! 🤣😁😄😁 I've paid to stay in worse travel lodges!
“Hit his mum with a rolled up magazine” just took me out 😂
yes but it was a magazine from an AK47!
That's assault !
He hit his 80 year old mother over the head
That’s life 😂😂
@@maryburger1232assault rifle.
"Im just doing a life sentence in installments" 🤣🤣🤣
The Isle of man tourism board must love this lol.
"...and he's going up against the best prosecutor on the island.." - *best and only lol*
I quite literally paid money to stay in a hotel on Douglas Promenade in May this year, and tbqhwy, this prison looks cleaner, more modern and with better facilities. Perhaps next time I visit the island I'll bring a copy of heat magazine with me.
Never seen someone use to be quite honest with you as an “tbqhwy” abbreviations… which planet did you come from? 😮
Thanks for uploading these mate, really enjoyed them...
As someone who's had their whole family locked up at one point. If prisons In America were like this I wouldn't have stayed up as a kid wondering if my parents are safe
I'm sorry for what you've been through but that's completely your parents fault not the governments.
@@elalbafordamonyou’re clearly not sorry and definitely refused to understand what the person was saying.
“We’ve had people come to the jail because we’ve caught them on a visit!” Tragic but hilarious! 😂 11:52
Absolutely brilliant program.
The mum of the brother and sister must be so proud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the partner inside too.
Prison the place the whole family can be dysfunctional
You know you’re going on vacation when you wear a Hawaii’n shirt to check in.
The Judge said "He wants it done explurentory". Goldie looked in his dictionary and it means fast and efficient. Well I'm 72 and think its good to learn something new everyday.
Bailey's - probably the word was "expediously" - Heaven knows where Goldie looked explurentory up .....
🤔maybe in the Doomsday Book🤣? Or praps the Judge was just showing off
Stay out of any jail I learned that at 6 years old. On a tour of the local police station the officer separated us in boys girls put both in cells and the doors shut. He pulled a chain the doors slid open and we all darted out. I never to return to any form of penal problem or legal issue. I am 69 now and AMEN prison is for losers
This place is better than going away on holiday to Butlins! I was going to say Pontins, but I didn't wanna push it! 😂😂
probably right there lol some of the shows feel like torture
They do really still exist:?
This is barmy imagine telling your employer I got a criminal record for hitting me mam over the head with a hello magazine 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL 😂
I'd say Margo would press charges against her own family.
I think Margo is on that desk 24/7/365
@@mrebutuoy1979 Probably a one woman neighbourhood watch at home out the bedroom window curtains as well when she's home 🤣
@@TheScientist43 She's got nothing else to be doing in that room so she might as well pretend she's being useful.
Margo is complaining about it being too easy but she would get stomped if she had to enforce the harsh rules
You got to be on the ball says George, they might go mad one week on Mars bars…..🤣🤣🤣
Scoff away, but this takes a special skill - they might all go berserk for Haribos the following week and order NO MARS BARS AT ALL!!!
I want to know when this guy's retiring
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
George stores has a good ring to it though
Scandinavia: 'we have the most humane prisons'
Isle of Man: pathetic
like the shooter who wrote the prison up for not having 2 pats of butter or getting no more than 16 years for multiple murders ?
A life sentence in instalments.... thats the best jail joke iv heard!
Goldies Thug Life tattoo caught me off guard lol
Ok, 2 mins or so in…will enjoy this series I think; reinforces my belief that where I live, the UK, is the maddest place on the planet 😂
🤣
Prison instalments 🤣 goldi is a funny one, armed with pens…😂
Thanks for these mate
No problem 👍
It’s funny how normal it is going to prison and having a causal conversation with the guard 😂😂😂
To be honest, hitting someone with a magazine shouldn't end you up in prison. The judge should be sent for jail for dishing out such a act.
So domestic violence is okay?
So you think hitting the elderly is ok. Good to know.
You need prisoners to churn over an income..
Doesnt sound like domestic violence.
Sounds like getting hit on the head with a rolled up newspaper
@@MsPinkwolf So you like to jump to conclusions as well as thinking prison is the answer for such low crimes? Good to know, because we wouldn't want you being judge with the public.
Goldie may not have had the most fortunate of lives but hes not letting that stop him learning law😮Clever man, respect to him 👏
He is far from a clever man, he is a fool and a half
@@user-ze7qc5jd2t one only feels the need to kick a man when he's already down, because he fears what that man would be on his feet🤔
It’s a well known fact that a fool who represents ihimself has a fool for a client…. Kenny H
@@user-ze7qc5jd2t😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of the old Gloucester jail .As a chap who knows the UK prison system I will say this . smaller jail's where better more relaxed better relationship s between all big jail's (which the government is aiming towards to cut costs)large jail's are just crazy and dangerous
Love this thanks ❤️
As soon as goldie said "expulenshally" I thought oh no bless, he's a gonner 😆 🤣
yeah i dont think that ones gonna turn out to well lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goldie sush s fool
I want a week or 2 away here. Tv, privileges, chilling with my newly found besties, reunions with family members(ok, I may not be too keen on that bit) no bills, I’d be a model prisoner so £36 a week in George’s Store, all just for me! I’m really due a break from the kids 🤣
Just visit The Isle of Man and then go shoplifting.. you might get lucky 😂😅
Same here a holiday away from responsibilities and kids will do me well 😆 🤣
Count me in lol meet u there
Ladies should we meet up let’s just take something from Poundland n see if we can go there 🤣
This place sounds like heaven
"Safe 👊 nice one Father" 😂💀
Best soundtrack to any documentary in all history 👌
What’s the song in the beginning with just the guitar riffs it sounds so familiar
You mean the pulp fiction tune when that guys in the cell?
@@J2D2S2 Rumble by Link Wray? Famous from pulp fiction
After watching I kept expecting Lenny Henry to pop up showing off new rooms for a premier inn
my man dapped the pastor
"They come in here bag of bones and go out fit as a fiddle" - isn't that a really good thing? Get themselves sorted. Also the one lady saying "It's too easy" - well it has the lowest reoffending rate in the prison system, so it works. Prison isn't about punishment, it's about rehabilitation, which is what this place seems to be doing well at.
Margo is just a bitter dried up walnut. She would find gloom on the brightest of days. She doesn't know how to be happy.
Not happy with her attitude really, she's judgemental. Why is she even there if she thinks it's too easy?
Get her a job somewhere rough so she can feel vindicated in her scathing attitude.
If there's no punishment there is no deterrent.
The punishment was given in court, the prison should not punish, being removed from their home, family etc is the punishment. Prisons should focus on rehabilitation to ensure low recidivism rates and educate them and provide skills that can be transferred back to society, again lowering chances of reoffending.
Countries like Finland and Norway also educate their inmates and support their skills and interests.
@@samanthakennedy4023 Many prisoners have no family or come from abusive backgrounds. That's how many criminals end up in the system. If they can get a free bed, food, paid work, an education etc then why not? They make many friends with all the social time that they have so why leave if there's nothing on the outside for them? If it was tougher they wouldn't want to keep coming back!
@@thescrutineer7022 Make your mind up, are you writing about criminals or abused people with no family? You are saying that abused people and people with no family are criminals and everyone of them should be abused more while in prison. It takes many years to get over the mental torture of normal prison life and no one is ready to return to outside life and they reoffend because all they know is violence learned in prison. It has nothing to do with wanting a bed to sleep in or any other idiocy about reoffending rates. The worse you treat people in prison the worse they become because that's how you institutionalise people. Prison is the punishment and anything added to that is just sadistic natured authoritarian people flexing and who should be in the prison you speak of where abused people are abused even more and branded criminals.
I love the IOM, used to go every year for the bike races and have made life long friends who live on the island. Yes, they are strict with the laws but dont break the law and you will be grand.
Is it wrong to want to move to the isle of man, to go to prison.
Lol I was thinking that and my answer is no lol. Free holiday. There locked up for shouting in the street
😂 😂 Nope
If I lose my work and money again, I may just go there and live happily for a free months
im getting a rubber dingy from amazon right now and planning on geting a life sentence for punching an officer lol or 5 years for stealing a bar of chocolate
@1996freddie
Get a jumper ffs, you don't need heating on. Waking up in the morning with ice on the inside of your windows was common for me as a kid, one meal a day, and I'm still here.
Oh shit I misread the title as best little person in Britain, I thought this was gonna be like a competition to find the best dwarf in the country
Look up Rough N Rowdy, they do dwarf boxing.
😂
What a prison this must be actually looks like a youth center!
Margot is bloody hilarious
My dad’s side is from the Isle of Man... But they owned the kipper factory and avoided the jail as far as I know. Looks like a pretty sweet gig though.
08:13 Flipping hell, they even have their own sir David Attenborough.
Cheers !!! Can't wait to see the rest !!! 😊
(k)nick a sausage roll and get 5 days holiday!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Twat Ketchup you’re* Lol I’m pretty sure ur the only person with bad grammar here, in many sense ur grammatical incorrect.
Right, off to tesco I go haha
@@d.ylz1920 you might want to rethink that
@@d.ylz1920 it should be nick though
This is awesome! Rehabilitation is the only way. I've always admired Norway's model so this prison set-up has made me feel better. Do agree some of the reasons for going are a bit trumped up but the prison is progressive and we desperately need to go this way...
And Finland
I'd prefer a bullet.
Honestly, if they had some of the vicious crimes like those in America or even London, I doubt they would 1) not put people in for mostly minor offenses as these and 2) have a much tougher prison. As it stands, on this little island I guess this one is perfect.
Anders brevic killed 78 people, he is currently in this system, being rewarded for his acts. You think people will like you more for saying this ignorant stuff, but you're actually just evil. Only people who have no experience of violence praise criminals. Maybe learn a little about the world before airing such stupid opinions.
"what you in for?"... "I bonked me mam on the head with a magazine"
Surely that’s a joke. The jail for hitting someone with a magazine 😂 absolute insane!
What’s insane is that you’re ok with hitting an elderly woman
Jesus wept
@@colleen3514 😂😂😂
sentences are harsh over here
This is how things are when a community still exists. I'm from Ireland and my grandfather told me thief and murder was basically non existent because you knew everyone then or you knew someone who know someone. Community is honestly the biggest loss in Europe now. He none of your neighbors even speak your language why would a person you leans towards violence care about them.
Lorraine’s eyebrows magically change size.
Let's be honest he wasn't going to win a trial with that 2 liner sentence 😂, 'Thug Life' Embarrassing 🤣🤣
Bonnie and Clyde and his name is Goldie😂😂
Kiss my butt a person who defends himself as a lawyer has a fool for a client. Tattoos are the markers of a loser thug life defines his life here there anywhere same deal.
18 months is way too long to wait for a trial. If he was innocent that's 18 months gone for not committing any crime.
Yes, it’s disgusting.
This is brilliant
I read the title as "The best little person in Britain" 😂
To be fair the prisoners seem like better people than I meet on a day to day basis
Then please move away and find new circle…
I read the title as "the best line in Little Britain" and then it suddenly changed lol
Looks like a holiday camp. When can I move in please lol. 🤣🤣
It looks like Lorraine drew her eyebrows on with a sharpy!
This is the best little prison on earth. How do I know? I’ve been everywhere else, and am here now, RIGHT ON THE FAMILY PATCH.
Imagine if they'd stuck Paul Sykes in this prison?
Life sentence in instalments!! That was the realist statement
Looks like the Big Brother house. "Can Goldy come to the Diary Room please"
Seriously though that ratio of one Officer to every inmate is impressive plus each inmate gets there own cell. Looks a super chill place.
Absolutely beautiful ❤️
Hi how are you doing?
Looks better than my life 😂
Even though Goldie is really unattractive, he has a charm and warmth about him that I find a bit appealing.
Like a puppy? 🤔
Generation of the same family banged up together 😂
I thought the title said, “The best little people…” I was like, “Where’s the little people?” 😂😂😂
way you in prison
I threw cold water over someone 🤣🤣
It's not the perfect system, but it does theoretically provide a better chance of rehabilitation. Hostile systems are counterproductive.
Love it 🤣❤
Wow!!! A perfect prison!
Those mattresses are much better than the ones in scrubs I'll tell you that
its like the real life prison from Hot Fuzz
The champagne bubbles music is too much 🤣🤣🤣
Nice one! It's better to be prison than outside, work,pay the bills and struggling, well done system. Who wants to go out from the prison ??
I spent 11 years in jail back in the day . When there was 3 in a cell built for one person . Banged up 23 hours a day , and if it was raining 24 hours a day . Absolutely shit food , a visit twice a month , gym once a week . A bucket in the corner where you would have to shit In front of the other two cons , if you was caught out at night . 80 on a wing with 3 toilets . You would not have kept a dog in those conditions and that is why it kicked off. Parkhurst, Strangeways, and other jails cons had had enough . Now it’s gone the other way , it’s like Butlins Holliday camp .
Yep everything you say there mate is the truth I was only in once in 1978 that’s what you called proper punishment got two years served 16 months no half off for good behaviour in them days 3 to a cell as you say piss shit in a bucket in front of everyone and eat your food in the same space fucking disgusting it Learned me a lesson never to get fucking caught again or give crime up I chose the latter. One more thing if you’ve caused any trouble in them days you’ got a good fucking beating off the screws,
Slop outs
@@leonhuggins7579 Real intelligent contribution
Shouldn’t have committed a crime then …still prisons like that out there
@@LondonCAFC Have you ever done any time if you haven’t don’t comment on something you know nothing about, don’t give me the reply no I don’t get myself in trouble like you most people get themselves in trouble one way or the other and break the law a lot of people never get caught for example look at our prime minister very minor I know but there’s a lot of people out there who commit crimes worthy of going to prison who never do Are you One?
When I can go on holiday there I never been jail 😂
I can’t finish watching this.
I think all prisons should be financially independent and self sufficient.
Criminal damage on 4 cans of carling😂
Does Margo ever smile? Oh actually that might look even more evil lol!
Wow makes me think what a beautiful prison motel, so clean and so well catered for , friendly and positive. I’d like to book a holiday there and come out a new me
3:27 Im just doing a life sentence in instalments 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe I could go here for a break from the kids lol 😂
😀
"Prisoners are sent to Prison as punishment and not to be punished" You what mate!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This seems to good to be a prison!👀why couldn't I have been sent to one like this,,it's not fair!😂
wonder if they have any spaces left for the summer 🤣