So you wanna play as a half phantom with a sword and main Youmu huh? First you’re gonna need the right gear. First go buy the Half Zatoichi... wait this is Touhou. -Definitely not Funke
also buy yourself a kunai or big earner and dont forget to rename it to "Roukanken" and "Hakurouken" and tell everyone you're from Hakugyokurou...... oh wait
@@silversabre2537 Do you mean Heavy Mist (Vampirism, still unsure why they made it so that Remilia Scarlets skill doesn't stack with it) or the nice weather where you just get this nice spotlight? Also, Snow is the worst weather, absolute ruiner of all fun.
Adam Xue - Yeah looked it up, it’s called “Calm” you get a spoightlight that heals you, but if the other person hits you, they get the healing. It’s ironic that “calm” is one of the most stressful weather condition
Can confirm, following these five tips made me a much better Youmu player, 11/10. Who would have thought of not getting hit? And disconnecting before the match? Genius.
the classes that make a character a character Duelist: haha lets be good at everything and suck at everything haha Zoner: 6 feet away or 6 feet into the crust bud Rushdown: wait come here i need to show you something in my pants Tank: *t u r t l e* Rushdown/Zoner: WAIT COME HERE wait no WAIT STOP ok continue Tank/Zoner: *t u r t l e b u t r a n g e* Duelist/Zoner: what Tank/Rushdown: *t u r t l e b u t n o t t u r t l e* Tank/Duelist: broken shit right there Rushdown/Duelist: how is this even makes sense? no? k good
Acually i was the dude filming Meta Running but then he Noticed me punched me K.O and stole my camera and used the footage here btw my Phone wallet clothes and virginity were stolen too pls Return my stuff to me or i'll sue you Meta
Pfft, real Youmyu mains use 4 Insight Sword, 4 6-Root Cleansing with 4 Suikas Gourds and any amount of other filler trash. No refund on horrible parrying hitboxes and frames, I still don't fvcking understand why on the activation of 6-root you have a 5-frame window where you can still get hit, spend the card, and not parry, MFW, if I can get a read or a reaction I should just get the reward and not get cucked by the card. Tho it is fun to parry Suwako(As one of her aerials has the biggest start ups right next to Komachis slow AF 5-cost, and you can pretty much always parry it resulting in BIG Damage), tho any real Suwako player won't use the crappy move that literally will always whiff and allows for punish.
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Yes...I had to leave my house to make this video
you can clap now
Clap Clap Clap now back inside and scream at lolis some more
Ur god
th-cam.com/video/JW68goC4_es/w-d-xo.html
*clap*
Mail Zun your lefty, or I'll report you for false advertising.
"Opponents won't see you when you're a ghost."
Stand Users: Hold my arrow.
>Picks the Silver Chariot colour
Man of taste
;)
@@MetaklangTouhou I like the Minecraft reference, Sharpness V, POGGERS
Honk skin
So you wanna play as a half phantom with a sword and main Youmu huh? First you’re gonna need the right gear. First go buy the Half Zatoichi... wait this is Touhou.
-Definitely not Funke
also buy yourself a kunai or big earner and dont forget to rename it to "Roukanken" and "Hakurouken" and tell everyone you're from Hakugyokurou...... oh wait
How do I manage to find a funky guy 10 hours after I've entered the Touhou fanbase's side of yourube?
@@2dollarchickenwings689 because Touhou is everywhere. You've just stumbled upon the pure Touhou side.
“Youmu takes skill”
cue laughing.mp3
a funke reference? here? ok then
0:59 I'm gonna need the source for uh... research
107757
@@emilianotapia896 YOU ARE A HERO uh?
Same
Si
Researching what this disgusting image does to your body?
Doctor: Metaklang cannot hurt you while singing
Also Metaklang: 3:00
Crapapellas may be gone but the singing will never stop ;)
@@MetaklangTouhou *chuckles* I'm in danger :)
That Yuyucc sync tho.
Typhoon the cursed weather
this tbh
Same with that one
The one were you fight for the healing is brutal
@@silversabre2537
Do you mean Heavy Mist (Vampirism, still unsure why they made it so that Remilia Scarlets skill doesn't stack with it) or the nice weather where you just get this nice spotlight?
Also, Snow is the worst weather, absolute ruiner of all fun.
Adam Xue - Yeah looked it up, it’s called “Calm” you get a spoightlight that heals you, but if the other person hits you, they get the healing. It’s ironic that “calm” is one of the most stressful weather condition
>Tells you to use the silver palette
>Tells you to to run all over the place fast and not get hit
This is actually a professional guide! 10/10
hi genki
@@Coreyosu Ehy there
I'm the better Youmu Main.
just because this game is bad >:(
@@MetaklangTouhou no u
i best
Please make more of these. Seriously.
The rule #1 sounds like Tumblr's worst nightmare
1:30 God when he made people choose their skin color
Ghosts are weak to lasers though; 'member Ghostbusters?
Rule 5: Play Yuyuko, because she's full ghost instead of half-phantom
I found some good 2hu quality content right in this channel
Can confirm, following these five tips made me a much better Youmu player, 11/10. Who would have thought of not getting hit? And disconnecting before the match? Genius.
The nature says fuck you but was just perfect
0:59 fr
wtf
She's a phantom. Half-phantom to be exact. Ghosts and Phantoms are different
have you heard of *dragon punch* reversal maneuvers? Because Youmu has one and it would save you in many situations pictured.
ah, what a good game, hiss and the soku
0:46 what is this bgm?
PhD jokes in 2019 lmao
I literally laugh
I'm glad that metaklang made sure to go outside, now his neighbours can stop calling 911 if he's dead or not
Ah so spooky rule #1 teaches us to never be a minority, got it chief.
How to fail at life with metaklang
oh I'm a pro at this :^)
1:00 i need the 6 digits now
I haven't played any of the Touhou fighting games but this makes me want to.
Metaklang uploads
Me: *THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT*
;)
1:43 And 10% probability to get a good reforge With the fucking goblin npc in terraria
I might be better than you in Hisoutensoku but not in term of content ;^(
A skilled Youmu can beat any lolm2k (Sakuya)
Also 1:00 ahegao
White Youmu does not nearly give as many bonus stats as Edgy Youmu.
Coming back to this is crazy….i was the guy with the rain pfp.
I need the image at exactly 1:00 for my university “inter”coursework
1:55 10 hours version, when?
Soon my friend
she can even reflect projectiles
I need more.
the classes that make a character a character
Duelist: haha lets be good at everything and suck at everything haha
Zoner: 6 feet away or 6 feet into the crust bud
Rushdown: wait come here i need to show you something in my pants
Tank: *t u r t l e*
Rushdown/Zoner: WAIT COME HERE wait no WAIT STOP ok continue
Tank/Zoner: *t u r t l e b u t r a n g e*
Duelist/Zoner: what
Tank/Rushdown: *t u r t l e b u t n o t t u r t l e*
Tank/Duelist: broken shit right there
Rushdown/Duelist: how is this even
makes sense? no? k good
Does that apply in other fighting games?
0:59 Can I get a link to that picture?
*For totally valid reasons*
Thats illegal
@Fiane Chan futanari. Damn, my poor brain cant unsee that, TY
I don't play this game. I don't play touhou. I never seen a video from you before. This is seriously one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
also the end video song gimmie or i feel the nature
Thanks.
Make more quality content like this, good sir.
this video is fucking nostalgic
i love it
Youmu is best girl!
Acually i was the dude filming Meta Running but then he Noticed me punched me K.O and stole my camera and used the footage here btw my Phone wallet clothes and virginity were stolen too
pls Return my stuff to me or i'll sue you Meta
NEVAH!!!
*punches and steals clothes*
and +20 SPOOKYNESS
I came searching for a serious guide
And found comedy gold
Heres Gogeta vs Broly ost me: oh okay then that's a surprise
love me some GO BROLY GO BROLY GO BROLY COME ON BROLY
This showed up on my recommendations
Like, how tf do you know I'm a Youmu main?
Never thought I lived to see the day seeing a Hisoutensoku shitpost lmao
After leaving Youmu and Soku for AoCF, I think thanks to this it's time to go back and get real spooky
i wanna play tracer
I wanna be Winston 👅
I thought I'm the only one left playing this game cause it 2019 haha
Nah, many people still play it, look atvthr discord to find matches
2020, just started playing it.
>no j.2b
>no elbow
Whats the music when 3:34
My waifu.
Huh, I didn't expect that you gonna make a video about my meal then
Nice video!
new subscriber bc S O N G
brick
brick
What's wrong with playing youmu???
fite me in touhou soku metaklang
Silver chariot players in a nutshell
Why you were recommended to me by youtoubue? I only watched like hundred toehoe related spoofs. Oh, bugger!
Omg racism confirmed?
Even some player come with youmu this far
boi you are the best
dafuck we have the same wallpaper
Sanae drop kicks / 20
i thought yoomu was a trap
Shit meme
Damn, Youmu is in hisou?
yee :D
:DDDDDDDDD
is this a joke or sarcasm? :P
@@hoyeunglee2009 It's obviously a joke. Don't take it so seriously.
This video is epic
How to block?
you dont
you have to hold back to block
Dakawalf blocking’s for pussies
This is gold :D
Damn, people still play Hisoutensoku?!
Soku is still hot, boi
lots of people in the discord. maybe i should hop back on?
@@rum5878 definetely
Waits. Ghost are real?!
-A+Z intensifies-
epic content
1:30 Is this criticism or is it racism?
art
This is epic
Damn sir
You got one dislike at least not too much for it so ye...
I like youmu konpaku
Yes.
and how did you not lag from these matches were you playing on lan or something?
my friend has an interest in youmu
i wonder why
because she can cap your ass fast
Where else are you supposed to get these games without pirating? They aren't on Steam just the danmaku
Is that me? OwO
no just no
Wait. How do i play hisoutensoku online?
smh, this video is inaccurate and does not contain 2B spam with spooky ghost clone
cirno
What
Does that mean that you like this game now?
Never >:)
pls give me link to download i want play
moriyashrine.org
amazing community. Also contains millions of fangames
Are you speaking gibberish?
Pfft, real Youmyu mains use 4 Insight Sword, 4 6-Root Cleansing with 4 Suikas Gourds and any amount of other filler trash.
No refund on horrible parrying hitboxes and frames, I still don't fvcking understand why on the activation of 6-root you have a 5-frame window where you can still get hit, spend the card, and not parry, MFW, if I can get a read or a reaction I should just get the reward and not get cucked by the card.
Tho it is fun to parry Suwako(As one of her aerials has the biggest start ups right next to Komachis slow AF 5-cost, and you can pretty much always parry it resulting in BIG Damage), tho any real Suwako player won't use the crappy move that literally will always whiff and allows for punish.
I hate basketball girl in hisoku
lmfao nice. I can say for sure, 100%, this is real. Our secrets are out, guys. We're done for. Time to play a different character.
Yuyuko > Youmu
rip yuyuko doesnt have a white skin