Trump Says He Won’t Return to Twitter Even with Elon Musk in Charge: A Closer Look

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  • @Andrew12759
    @Andrew12759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Let me preface this by saying I watch on TH-cam rather than on an actual TV during broadcast time.
    You currently have the best writers in late night entertainment, and your execution of what they have writtten is outstanding.

    • @JulieDodgshon
      @JulieDodgshon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree 👍 and as a former comedy writer for a late night radio Game Show, one of the perks of watching on TH-cam is writing a funny comment and occasionally shamelessly asking Seth for a job!

  • @jlee4039
    @jlee4039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I don't think I've ever seen a comedian more comfortable onscreen than Seth. He's become a master of his craft.

  • @derdin8
    @derdin8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Proud Union member here!
    22 years under CWA, 3 years now under AFT. Bernie speaks the truth. You can thank unions for the 40-hour work-week, paid time off (sick, vacation, holidays), lunch breaks, FMLA, non-discrimination in the workplace, and lots of other things!!

    • @derdin8
      @derdin8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dustinavollmar The 40-hour work week is better than the 60-80 hour work week people were forced to work before unions pushed for better working conditions.

    • @lsamoa
      @lsamoa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derdin8 Right on

    • @DJDaisho
      @DJDaisho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derdin8 and yet when reduced to 25hrs at the same salary, employees did almost twice the work despite working half the time . . . almost as if a happy energized employee can do 4x the work of a dog tired, overworked, abused serf . . . but hey, its just actual evidence that our system is designed to break people right?

  • @Tenly2009
    @Tenly2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    If Trump says he won’t be back, he will DEFINITELY be back. He’ll say they begged him to return. 🙄

    • @MsAllimack
      @MsAllimack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Just like he said he would leave if he lost the election. Dingus Con is still lurking around like a dingleberry in the underpants of America.

    • @uniquelylily1166
      @uniquelylily1166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True that

    • @falkerjones8249
      @falkerjones8249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MsAllimack he didn't lose silly woman

    • @BlankManj5
      @BlankManj5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@falkerjones8249 So he’s still president?

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Musk begging Trump to return, is not even implausible.

  • @MS-ss1dv
    @MS-ss1dv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    That smile Seth got on his face right before the Power of Love callback was priceless-he knew it was coming and the giggles after were great. Seth and Sal you guys have been nailing these endings. 🤣

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's Sal?

    • @madelyncorey3490
      @madelyncorey3490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@janelliot5643 Sal is a writer and producer for Late Night with Seth Meyers.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This show is for boomers and people with the intellectual mindset of boomers late night tv is an archaic relic of a bygone era lol .

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The callback was way better than the setup, and the audience seemed to agree! Btw, why is Bernie going back to the future with Sal? And a warning to the jackals: don't fall for the bait. Although they would actually go back to the past, that's precisely the nonsense of the movie title versus the plot. No Correction needed there!

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gamingforever9121 Well, maybe that's your reason for watching it, but you shouldn't project your character onto others.

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Remember when Musk said he’d donate $6 billion to help put a dent in world hunger and then didn’t? Real glad he paid $44 billion for Twitter.

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      for freedom of speech. 😂😂

    • @dansnell5774
      @dansnell5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnsmith-cw3wo the speech was already free, if you couldn't tell by the toxic cesspool that Twitter already was

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Bill Goodman 🐑

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny thing is... it did also not happen... at least NOT YET. Elon does not even have 44 billion, he would have to sell stocks ort loan with stocks as security and that last option is problematic due to the rules for the Tesla board...

    • @jcaj9002
      @jcaj9002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @jorgealfy
    @jorgealfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I actually deactivated my Twitter account 3 weeks ago to take a break, but might as well let it get deleted, I detest Elon Musk.

    • @tenebrousoul9368
      @tenebrousoul9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All that money, and he still can't afford any class.

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I don't realize how much A Closer Look is part of my nightly routine until it's not on for a couple of days😂
    Trump was literally Pavlov-ed with Twitter. It's always hilarious to see him glitch at his rallies.

    • @gobigorange
      @gobigorange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      👍 same here, it’s my daily dose of sanity, without it I have withdrawals LOL

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump 4ever 😂🤣

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I realized it a while ago. It throws off my whole week when he's gone, and every time he leaves I realize how much the other guys suck. The Jimmies especially, but Colbert's turning into a shill and is so cringey sometimes. His "Is potato" started off as a fun inside joke, and now it reminds me of that Ricky Gervais show where producer character was trying to get Ricky's character to turn "Are you havin' a laugh?" into a catch phrase.

    • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
      @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tuyenle8107 dang my reply got removed cause ppl were so damn sorry. I was about to tell the story of how Seth was at a dinner with the ex president and Beeezo's and..... etc. They should know that story.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tuyenle8107 Trump in prison 4eva 😂🤣

  • @silentjay01
    @silentjay01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love how this ended. The "Corrections" energy is leaking into the broadcast segments more & more. And, frankly, I think its for the better. Other Late Night shows edit everything to look so polished & perfect. Seth acknowledges that not every joke is going to hit and that's okay. It makes his show feel more authentic in a way.

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah Seth has always let a few of his gaffes stay in the show, for comedic effect.

    • @Jerepasaurus
      @Jerepasaurus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it makes this show unique and down to earth, being open about the jokes sometimes failing. It makes him feel more honest, humble, and relatable.

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    It was when Trump said he's not coming back that I became certain he is. He's got a bit of a pattern of saying one thing and doing another.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, he's always had a problem telling the troath.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imnotmike A common trait among senshol beings.
      He's like Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar" attempting to say that a blue pen is red and ultimately settling on "RRRoooooyal BLUE!"
      He somehow can't utter the word "truth".

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh he for sure will be back.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like how he said he would join the truth app anytime.

    • @erikamezquita9442
      @erikamezquita9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And when confronted, he'll claim that he joined only because Musk personally begged him to.

  • @giftofthepadgii
    @giftofthepadgii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Thanks for covering the unions! Finally some positive news for struggling people!

  • @ReverieNightengale
    @ReverieNightengale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's always great when Seth gives positive coverage to Bernie Sanders. More people should be talking about him.

  • @ncix
    @ncix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I love these new post-covid shows. Having the audience back but keeping the laid back vibe is awesome!!! You are the funniest you've ever been and I'm enjoying the show more than I ever have!!! Thank you!

    • @paulsmyth3580
      @paulsmyth3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Covid never went anywhere; your masters just told you to ignore it now that the jig was up

    • @dominiczerafa8990
      @dominiczerafa8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100%

    • @dvdemon187
      @dvdemon187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Couldn't have said it better.
      👍

    • @bluegreenglue6565
      @bluegreenglue6565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ab-so-lutel-ly!

    • @frankiebowie6174
      @frankiebowie6174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And thank you for not wearing a suit and tie! Suit and tie doesn’t suit late-night personalities, when the rest of us are in our pajamas.

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    That Michael Caine impression was certainly credible. Impression camp pays off.

    • @spameranne
      @spameranne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this brian cox? that's a distinctly coxian compliment ;)

    • @gestaltdude
      @gestaltdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't encourage him. :P

    • @adammike3376
      @adammike3376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He gonna keep doing it now

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reckon that Rob Brydon still wasn’t available

    • @westleywest7259
      @westleywest7259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your Caine sucks Seth. And your Kieth Richards was worse!

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Seth hit it out of the park again. Is it me or are Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and all these tech gurus are becoming like comic book villains who want to take over the world?

    • @russellinator
      @russellinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's just you.

    • @kieranjaegar
      @kieranjaegar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignore Cuck Russell up there. That is definitely what they're trying to do, otherwise at some point it would have been **ENOUGH.**

  • @4seeableTV
    @4seeableTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    "I won't return to Twitter even if I'm no longer banned" can be put in the same file as "I won't have time to golf as president"

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And "we're gonna win so much your head is gonna spin."

    • @MrSmithers8501
      @MrSmithers8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@johnsmithe4656 Damn right!!!! Vote Blue all the way

    • @irisn.garcia5883
      @irisn.garcia5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Got off twitter AND facebook years ago.

    • @drunkengamer1977
      @drunkengamer1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He'll be back by next week everything he says is a lie.

    • @jbtpa895
      @jbtpa895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And"I'll release my taxes".

  • @hocuspocusfocusable
    @hocuspocusfocusable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The truth always has a hard time coming out of trump’s mouth

    • @MegaSmk
      @MegaSmk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll go one further and claim that brain is incapable of generating truth.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It should be illegal for one person to drop $44 billion dollars on ANYTHING. 😑

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relax, he’ll have to finance it, he can’t just drop down the dough.

  • @harley6705
    @harley6705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I swear this late night show just gets better with age. Love the impressions and closer look is my go to news. Keep up the great job guys💗

    • @Suehuskins
      @Suehuskins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was just thinking the same thing and I have to remember NO food or drink while watching because it doesn’t stay down. He is hilarious.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this is a source of entertainment or information for you might I suggest Steven Crowder or is the opinion of a conservative with sited sources “Fake News “

    • @Kampela99
      @Kampela99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      , fresh mutated trumpvader was quite funny... just wishing to see trumPvaDER PICTURE... LOLZ

    • @progressivedragon6664
      @progressivedragon6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Suehuskins same, Have the soda stains on my shirt as evidence

    • @johnwilkinson3880
      @johnwilkinson3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The rise and rise of narcissism!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Until so many people come to Trump and beg him "Sir, please come back to Twitter" and Trump is "forced" to go back on. Sigh.......

    • @nicolepsy
      @nicolepsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No doubt they will be big, tough guys with tears streaming down their cheeks.

    • @mog1755
      @mog1755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Big, strong men with tears in their eyes...

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he was against Musk mandates ...

    • @UKPULS123
      @UKPULS123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He most likely will come back hahah

    • @dleet86
      @dleet86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Farcical Opinionated Xenophobic noise channel will scream about mandates being the LBGTQ crown over stepping again with only mandates but no woman dates, although maybe only less been seen, by me.

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    HE DOES NOT SAY "CENTRAL" - - - that orange sh*thead says - "Troth Sential" 😵‍💫

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Save America from Trump who is trying to join forces with Putin to turn it into The new U.S.S.R. if he makes a return to be the 47 POTUS, Us common sense people don't want a MAGA 47 thru a thousand no more.

  • @danieldravot341
    @danieldravot341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Well, if Trump says he won’t return to Twitter even if he’s allowed, we have to take him at his word.
    It’s not like he’d lie to us or anything . . .

    • @MicklowFilms
      @MicklowFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh please, when has he ever lied?

    • @bobsap1723
      @bobsap1723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let’s pretend mr potato doesn’t lie

    • @alexandertorro
      @alexandertorro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MicklowFilms Good call Mick... Agreed...as well.. We have to stick up for Trump as you also agree he has never lied. Crazy how he's always been attacked right Mick? But good thing he's coming back. Hey
      ....thanks for sticking up for Trump. 👍

    • @abigailhowe8302
      @abigailhowe8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Trump says he won't return to Twitter"
      OH THANK GOD
      "It's not like he'd lie to us or anything..."
      OH DEAR GOD

    • @alexandertorro
      @alexandertorro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abigailhowe8302 Well..many Right wingers will be on Twitter....only this time they wont get censored! Now...it sounds like you are gonna stay on Twitter as Trump is not going on there.. But just the same.... Right wingers will be giving thier all on Twitter....and NOT being removed... How are you gonna handle that as you will be on Twitter.? You know what they say.... The Trumpets are more passionate and louder than Trump is......thats probably gonna drive you crazy.....That is.....if you stuck around on Twitter of course.
      So..again...how will you handle yourself being around all those right wingers? Pull your hair? Make obscene trioll comments? What exactly?

  • @PratikMallya
    @PratikMallya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I love how Seth just goes with the flow. Even when the jokes don’t land he makes it entertaining

    • @johnnycashew9101
      @johnnycashew9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know it's like he studied improv and then was cast and wrote for years on a high-stress live weekly network tv show featuring notoriously cut throat creative conditions

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His comedy style is practically a cheat code. Joke doesn't land, he just hacks the Matrix and somehow makes it funnier. You know, most comedians actually pay the price when their jokes don't land Seth! No fair!

    • @kijros100
      @kijros100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He even said once: I've been doing this for a long time and i have an ear for when jokes dont hit. That was after he made a joke and got silence... But he turned it around. Yeah... He's been around the block...

    • @dianem.4937
      @dianem.4937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It cracks me up when he cracks up at his own joke!

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe Norm Macdonald mastered it.

  • @dr.g3860
    @dr.g3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was a brilliant career move for Devon Nunes to quit his job as a US congressman to become the salesman for this new social media business fiasco that nobody is interested in.

  • @alicelefae
    @alicelefae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    no other show host can riff and improv like Seth. He's the most comfortable in front of his audience out of anyone, I love it.

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Alicia how are you doing today.

    • @milesb72
      @milesb72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrong! They all do exactly the same thing. Except all the others stand up! Like stand up comedians do!

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kellythomas7619 I think you’re on the wrong track here. Maybe you should go on a dating site if you’re that desperate. Geez 🙄

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve seen you on his other sites whenever there’s a woman’s picture. Stop being a Simp. SMH

    • @IAmGeeSnap
      @IAmGeeSnap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr
      ask the sea captain
      he'll tell ya
      lol

  • @pchasco
    @pchasco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Seth asked “how does Elon Musk plan to monetize Twitter?” Well, if it’s anything like his other two big businesses, Tesla and SpaceX, then he plans on getting taxpayers to subsidize it.

    • @TheMattSh0w
      @TheMattSh0w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well...doesn't the app request permission to look at most of your phone's data? Seems like some good insider information for stuff for Elon to get his hands on

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just don't attempt to say that on twitter now! That of course is the real reason he's bought it, so that he can control the narrative in everything he does & ensure negative press about him is always crushed & replaced by his choice of PR options about his projects. He has a LOT of business fail skeletons he wants to hide & now the PERFECT platform to do just that!

    • @DarthObscurity
      @DarthObscurity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Weird...... Companies like GM, Ford and Toyota receive the same type of subsidies, only to the tune of around 10x as much. It's almost like you don't have a chance of starting a competitive business without them. Almost like corporate welfare should end.

    • @pchasco
      @pchasco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DarthObscurity Subsidies play an important role in creating new markets because the payout may be too long-term for private capital investment without government partnership.
      I think that subsidies for electric cars was the right thing for governments to do.
      My problem with Musk and subsidies is that he does not acknowledge that Tesla and SpaceX would not have been possible without tax dollars, while also dodging taxes for himself and disparaging the collection of tax revenue.

    • @piertinence
      @piertinence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trouth Soshial is bound to succeed, the guy who conceived the softwear garduated in computer science from the Trump University. Elon Musk may end up buying it.

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When Seth says, "With money like that ($44 Billion buying Twitter) you can do something about poverty, climate change, or world hunger..." people get him, when I say the EXACT SAME THING on social media, I get barraged by trolls telling me to get lost!!

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the freedom of speech. A bunch of trolls defending their troll king.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    End billionaire control and acquiring of platforms. Better yet, end billionaires

    • @christopherlane5238
      @christopherlane5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? Because all billionaires are evil? Do you know what its called when you take the bad behavior from a small segment of a group of people and treat all of them as if they did the same thing? Bigotry. Its called bigotry. There are plenty of very rich people who dont buy social media platforms, or spaceships. How about we end ignorance?

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can I help?

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whole ass laws were changed because a rich man wanted to own a news station when he already owned print media so he got Reagan elected by using his print media to praise him over and over. Reagan returned the favour to allow the bug to happen and now Rupert Murdoch rules Fox News with an iron fist and turned it into the propaganda machine for his opinion that it is today

    • @JFDavis-lq1bp
      @JFDavis-lq1bp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello comrade, how can I assist you?

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How about all the millions of jobs that billionaires create? Those jobs will end as well.

  • @JCSolis_Lit
    @JCSolis_Lit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Trump would return to Twitter in less than a heartbeat if he could. He must have been devastated when he was banned and cried in his sleep at being unable to vent his mind flayed thoughts.
    With everything that's happened, can you imagine all the crap he'll start and say if he's let back on? 😱

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump 4ever 😂🤣

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's gonna extort Musk first

    • @generalyellor8188
      @generalyellor8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tuyenle8107 4ever in Florida, sure.

    • @petrol11
      @petrol11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It will be ranting in all caps for like 3 weeks straight

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@petrol11 random Caps, nad mispellings

  • @NebulaForceGo
    @NebulaForceGo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This was a top notch "A Closer Look". Thank you writers, crew, and Seth for providing a healthy dose of comedy and joy out of such dire news.

    • @meelash1
      @meelash1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "dire news"? WTF is wrong with you?

  • @ollieox9181
    @ollieox9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Thanks, Seth. I am truly proud to say that I don't have a Twitter account and I have no particular urge to get one. I could care less who owns Twitter.
    But I still don't have much of a life.

    • @jembozaba4864
      @jembozaba4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I technically have one. Just have never used it. I also couldn’t care less who owns it

    • @JCSolis_Lit
      @JCSolis_Lit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do have a Twitter account and other social media, but they're usually gathering cobwebs and dust.
      Still don't have much of a life, either. 😅

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @samredbird4225
      @samredbird4225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got banned for suggesting Epstein wasn’t a suicide. Never went back.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Couldn't care less.
      -A jackal

  • @kieranshirkey306
    @kieranshirkey306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    I can't stop laughing about the fact that Trumps relationship with the truth is so distant he can't even pronounce it when he sees it on a teleprompter 😂😂

    • @drunkengamer1977
      @drunkengamer1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surprised he doesn't spontaneously combust.

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It sounded like he was going to say "Trump Social".

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@louiseasmith1336 or Tripe Satchel

    • @cellman6719
      @cellman6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Truth? Trump can't handle the truth!

    • @Stevenisbelieven
      @Stevenisbelieven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "..Troth, truath, truth? Gary, what is this word on the teleprompter? I've never heard of it before! ...oh, my social media site, I didn't know it was working yet/still."

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "he won't return..."
    And we all know, Donald J. Trump is famous for keeping his word.

    • @nickforsman7045
      @nickforsman7045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump said he won't rejoin Twitter, which is code that he can't wait to rejoin. We all know how this works now.

  • @KayentaRojo
    @KayentaRojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Seth is honestly the only comedian that can make me consistently laugh out loud, and sometimes til absolutely no sound comes out and I can’t breathe lol😂 Got me through the Pandemic 100%, nobody could have possibly ever helped more! Thanks for all the laughs Seth & the crew!

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Trump as a bell ringing cat joke is the only thing that has made his presidency make sense

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you ever watch The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson? We could have REALLY used his show during the pandemic, as well. He's the GOAT, imo.

    • @matman8812
      @matman8812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAD!

    • @milesb72
      @milesb72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must not have been that bad in you if this clown got you through. He ain’t funny!

    • @matman8812
      @matman8812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Monya Gal That's nice.

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Seth’s comedic natural style makes him one of the best in late night.

    • @larsfaye292
      @larsfaye292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wasn't really into his style, but I was desperate for some more Late Night when Colbert would have his off-days, and now I really enjoy Seth's style. He does THE best Trump impression than anybody I've ever heard (at least in Late Night). Trump is not an easy guy to emulate and Seth nails all his nuances.

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Deborah how are you doing today.

    • @mvann5
      @mvann5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The best in late night by FAR!!

    • @janbruns8350
      @janbruns8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@larsfaye292 I totally agree with you, but man, Jimmy Kimmel has the best joke monologues and the absolute best trmp insult names. He does it so naturally. All the current late night show hosts are good in their own way and styles. Kimmel, Colbert, Meyers and Fallon. Samantha Bee and Trevor are also good. I'm not so much into James Cordon, but I love Bill Maher and John Oliver.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's the best lesbian on television.

  • @stupidusernameagain
    @stupidusernameagain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seth's become an outrageously great host. The writing and editing and everything else is always good-to-great, but he's just freaking *killing* it.

  • @TheMonroemomma
    @TheMonroemomma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Seth has picked up where Jon Stewart left off on the daily show a long time ago. I think late night is even better because there is a gentleness and a light heartedness that wasn’t at TDS.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They’re both modern day folk heroes.

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seth is more intimate with the audience and leans in to the bad jokes and awkward moments. Plus, it helps that both jimmies are trash.

    • @vancouverguy2533
      @vancouverguy2533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you might be using the fake right wing definition of TDS, instead of the real actual definition. Understandable, they love to try and re-appropriate words and pretend they mean the exact opposite.

  • @oobaka1967
    @oobaka1967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    trump says he won't rejoin twitter.
    he also claimed he wouldn't have time to golf and we all know how that went.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He also said if he loses the election, he will leave the country.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roni6215 Did he actually say that he would leave? I have heard it from several places but not from the guy himself.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Yes , he actually said it at one of his pre-election rallies .

  • @kokoettethomas1788
    @kokoettethomas1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When it comes to investing, we want our money to grow with the highest rates of return, and the lowest risk possible. While there are no shortcuts to getting rich, but there are smart ways to go about it..

    • @royscott3064
      @royscott3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grabbing multi-figures in cypto is possible with the right approach..

    • @russelljensen9454
      @russelljensen9454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cypto is risky as many would say but I think the actual risk in it the fear of not Investing..

    • @jasonporter9488
      @jasonporter9488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cypto is lucrative, people are just confused because of it's volatility.

    • @johnnybaker7500
      @johnnybaker7500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Without risk you can't be successful in life. Most millionaires you see today took risk to become who they are today..

    • @bobbyrios8008
      @bobbyrios8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a newbie in Cypto and Btcoin and am holding some cyptocurrencies in my wallet but I'm scared of losing them due to the recent crash...

  • @arche2460
    @arche2460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My favorite part of this is when I realized I can tell crew laughter apart from audience laughter because of how religiously I watch Corrections 😂

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah. That comment about talking to a rock in Central Park was too funny! The crew was hysterical!

  • @iyeetpaste3797
    @iyeetpaste3797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I started a Twitter account roughly a year ago _only_ for harassing *Ted Cruz.*
    I _highly recommend_ it!

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is the only acceptable use of Twitter.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok that was funny

  • @stevenlebo6922
    @stevenlebo6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Of the 10,000s of lies Trump has told, I think him saying he will not go back to Twitter is one of the most easiest to spot.

  • @marvinmartion1178
    @marvinmartion1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What ever happened to antitrust laws? Are they gone? Or just not enforced?

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gone. Thank the repugnicons.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is antitrust law relevant? Musk isn't buying up multiple social media companies and monopolizing the social media space.

  • @truthalonetriumphs6572
    @truthalonetriumphs6572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The look on Nunes' face when he said "621,000 in the waiting list" ...

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “A rock in Central Park.” Literal laugh out loud! You’re killin’ me!

  • @Arational
    @Arational 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Never got sucked in by Twitter.
    When they started I decided No.

    • @Leftatalbuquerque
      @Leftatalbuquerque 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I claimed my own name on it, but haven't been on it in years. I do love TH-cam though - all that concert footage from all eras - and no one to tell me it's past my bedtime!

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i never tweeted or facebooked, always try to stay away from the hard stuff, do toke a little youtube from time to time, but that's about it.

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I use it for nigh-live police blotter in my area. There's a pole vs car every day in Cleveland. Every. Day.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Never joined Twitter. On FB, but seldom use it because all my family are Trumpsters. Got sick of their BS.

    • @delbomb3131
      @delbomb3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It shines when there's a major event taking place. Both the capital riot and Minneapolis riots were live streamed by regular people right on the front line, not commentary selling you a narrative, no commercial breaks, just pure front line documentary as it unfolds.

  • @masatosway4558
    @masatosway4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Trump has always had trouble with the word truth.

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well it can hard to pronounce something that you never had any experience with.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing funny going on with Hunter guess we cant talk about that sad

    • @j.christie2594
      @j.christie2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fidelity, Honesty, Integrity other words tRump has issue's with.

    • @UKPULS123
      @UKPULS123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truth is a strange thing isn't it

    • @markkasprzyk3287
      @markkasprzyk3287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? How about Biden?

  • @fishinhaze
    @fishinhaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trump: "I'm the most honest person possibly ever in history"
    Yet he can't even pronounce truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tydeestein
    @Tydeestein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Correction: twitter didn’t start with uploading pictures of your food. Twitter started by using sms to text short 140 character messages to 40404. Instagram started with people primarily uploading pictures of their food.

    • @amandabourke796
      @amandabourke796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have never used Twitter, I'm just not big on technology lol! But I'm curious, what is 40404 and was there a point in sending these short character texts? Thanks! 👍

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amandabourke796 I think the point in them were just to be snarky.

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sunshine3914 partially snarky but full of facts

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thekaren1111 and we had Nokia cellphones with snake on it that still work today!!

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amandabourke796 in the early days of Twitter before start phones were a commodity you had to text your tweets to 40404 to be uploaded. At the time texting was limited to 140 characters. You can consult your glass screen and find out more on Wikipedia

  • @retiretravelexplore
    @retiretravelexplore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    CORRECTION: Bernie would tell the contestants the right QUESTIONS on Jeopardy, not the right ANSWERS.

    • @Meggs23
      @Meggs23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good catch fellow Jackal 🐾

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bernie! We love Bernie don't we folks?

  • @sherrysink3177
    @sherrysink3177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed way harder on that "Yes We Caine" joke than I really should have. :D

    • @sallymullins1328
      @sallymullins1328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell to the yeah baby and it felt great

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    One of the best A Closer looks I have watched in quite awhile.

    • @ELI-73
      @ELI-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A powerful one

    • @J5L5M6
      @J5L5M6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ELI-73 😂

  • @anthonyteems5426
    @anthonyteems5426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Weingarten Rights are probably the most valuable tool for unionized employees; being able to ensure you have representation when they try to blame you for corporate mistakes is so awesome

  • @seankimble1906
    @seankimble1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man, Seth’s Closer Looks have been getting better and better since quarantine. Great writing

  • @squishyshelli
    @squishyshelli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Correction- there is no way Trump`s tweet would be THAT coherent and grammatically correct.... there would definitely be more than one typo!

  • @oncoucharrest5910
    @oncoucharrest5910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    trump would return to Twitter like a flash if he was allowed back, he couldn’t resist having an audience to moan and whine to. Sad.

  • @samuelcookphippen
    @samuelcookphippen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The power of love compels me to praise Seth and his staff for their great work and tireless efforts to go beyond the call to amuse and entertain, not to emphasize the trivial and the sentimental, not to simply "give the public what it wants"-but to inform, to arouse, to reflect, to state our dangers and our opportunities, to indicate our crises and our choices, to lead, mold, educate and sometimes even anger public opinion.

  • @TonyStark-xr2om
    @TonyStark-xr2om 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Is it really a surprise Trump can't even say "truth" y'all? 😂

    • @UKPULS123
      @UKPULS123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @flowerpower3082
      @flowerpower3082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true!! The word gets stuck in his throat!!!

    • @gms888
      @gms888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also has never been social. So no surprise he couldn't say either. He likely can't spell either.

  • @BSRFD
    @BSRFD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Haha. Yeah ok. That dude will be spamming the twitter log in button so fast once he learns he is unbanned. Won't return, my butt.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump 4ever 😂🤣

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's gonna extort Musk before he'll come back

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tuyenle8107 Trump gone from this planet
      4 eva 😂🤣

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretend you have a cold when you do your Michael Caine, Seth.
    LOVE the SEVERANCE references 👏

  • @AlMiGa
    @AlMiGa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Correction: The death star was really the emperor's space station and managed by Grand Moff Tarkin not Darth Vader. Also, their objective was galactic domination not the entire universe.

    • @kevanmcentee2174
      @kevanmcentee2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed. The "ultimate power in the universe" line came from Motti

    • @SatansSimgma
      @SatansSimgma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vader was only there to make sure things were on time.

    • @apj341
      @apj341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jackal University, where dummies get schooled every day, or your money back ™️©️

    • @ChubbyUnicorn
      @ChubbyUnicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jackal!!! 😊

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correction to your correction: Seth did not say Darth Vader managed the Death Star but was "unveiling it". Seeing as how Darth Vader was the first to meet and subsequently escorted the Emperor on his first visit to the Death Star, it's fair to say that Vader was the only one who "unveiled" the Death Star to its sole audience, the Emperor.

  • @CatSpann
    @CatSpann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    One thing you can always count on with Trumplethinskin is that when he says he definitely isn’t going to do something….he will definitely do that thing. I give it a week, tops 🙄😂

    • @angelachow3190
      @angelachow3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I give a day , too 😏

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder what will be the excuse/rational?

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn right. you're spot on the money with tfgot

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pietrojenkins6901 pr'ly start back at it w/o a word(!) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pietrojenkins6901 probably "Elon begged me to save his failing social media platform, he was even crying just like all those big strong construction workers that call me sir."

  • @jaywright1368
    @jaywright1368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was your best 👌🏽 CLOSER LOOK...Love 'em all...but the line about the rock in Central Park...I WAS NOT ready for!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh Seth, I don’t have a life either. I may not be on Twitter but I’m on Reddit and Facebook. And I love that you referenced Back to the Future! I look forward to your show every night!

  • @nicolepsy
    @nicolepsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Props to the graphics department for the Caine poster!
    And of course to you Seth, for the impression😉

    • @Meggs23
      @Meggs23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES! Well done graphics folks trapped in the basement. 🐾

  • @stephencraig5938
    @stephencraig5938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seth is such a smart Alec, Thank God for Seth showing us and representing intelligent life in America.

  • @Meggs23
    @Meggs23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    PLEASE Seth never stop doing our generation's jokes. They are priceless and the youngin's should just google if they don't get it. It's the Power of Love! - A Grateful Jackal 🐾

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My Gen Z kids would get that joke. You're a bad parent if you didn't watch Back to the Future with your kids!

    • @J5L5M6
      @J5L5M6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Power of Love" was the Billboard #1 single the day I was born. Thanks Huey & BTTF!

    • @LucenProject
      @LucenProject 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a fellow Jackal I really do need tp point out that it wouldn't make sense to go "back to the future" to stop themselves from doing the "power of love" joke.🤣

  • @leedaniel3500
    @leedaniel3500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The POWER OF LOVE joke was PERFECT! Loved it!

  • @susangrahamflute3414
    @susangrahamflute3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Yes we Caine” made me laugh 😂

  • @domb8448
    @domb8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Seth wins the week. This is a beauty. 👑

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Correction: When Twitter started the big complaint wasn't people posting photos of their food, it was several years after Twitter was launched that you could tweet with photos.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good catch! I don't use twitter, but I was wondering that. It seemed weird: photos on early twitter.

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correction #2 Trump said Troth, Truth sensial not truth central 😹

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These segments are always 🔥...they are so informative yet also so hilariously entertaining!!

  • @lynnbushell9312
    @lynnbushell9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Poor Bernie, why does no one listen? He's tried to have our back for so long. Seems we are much more stupid than we have a right to be.

    • @gompedyret
      @gompedyret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bernie is the president USA needs, but doesn't deserve.

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Lynn how are you doing today.

    • @sarniatownreggae
      @sarniatownreggae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gompedyret 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Oh wait, you were being serious?
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gompedyret
      @gompedyret 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarniatownreggae You seem to express disagreement, which is perfectly all right, of course. However, extended use of emoticons might paint you as a fool and/or generally immature. So there's that.

    • @sarniatownreggae
      @sarniatownreggae 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gompedyret Go cry to your Uncle Bernie about that, 🤡!

  • @DeezNutz-im8jt
    @DeezNutz-im8jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I bet he's been checking his account every 20 minutes to see if it's back up

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You misspelled "seconds" as "minutes".

    • @DeezNutz-im8jt
      @DeezNutz-im8jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidb6576 lol right

    • @doctorshutup9817
      @doctorshutup9817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet he's rent free in your head till your pathetic life ends.

  • @jac-attack
    @jac-attack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seth still trying to make the staff laugh is great. It makes it feel more genuine.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fun fact, if you say "Michael Caine" in Michael Caine's accent, you get "my cocaine".

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not a lot of people know that.

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Elon Musk has enough investment wealth to take out massive loans, but not enough wealth to pay taxes. 🙄

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a toad.

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you! Has Tesla even made a profit off of selling cars yet?

    • @tomaszzylinski2642
      @tomaszzylinski2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He paid $11 billlion in taxes last year Nd employs over 100k people. Oh and made it possible for NASA to send astronauts from US soil for 55mil a seat vs paying 85 mil a seat to the Russians.

    • @tomaszzylinski2642
      @tomaszzylinski2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he's spending money better than the government. How many trillions did the government spend on the recent wars in the middle east?

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomaszzylinski2642 if paved roads disappeared tomorrow, Tesla would go bankrupt in 2 weeks. Elon Musk depends on infrastructure spending.

  • @MandatoryHashTags
    @MandatoryHashTags 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man .... Seth you turned late night into a laid back fun thing I never knew I needed in my life. Never go back to the old way.

  • @stefanhoimes
    @stefanhoimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Equilibrium" is an awesome movie to watch while on shrooms.
    But more importantly, I'm glad that Seth finally called these powerful rich men "oligarchs". They need to be called out for it in order to simplify the problem that they are to a precise label for their behavior so more people can be unified... and "oligarch" is fitting and completely accurate. It's also a term that can be boiled down to meaning an oppressor by means of unlimited wealth and more people could easily understand that without getting into more scary details immediately. Americans like things simple like that. And it invokes this pretty negative feeling that more people should be having towards capitalist oppression.

  • @joseph-zoramcbride4029
    @joseph-zoramcbride4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    An excellent Closer look as always!! This one had the crew and the audience in hysterics, and me. lol Keep up the truthing and comedy-ing, Late Night. You remain the best!

  • @rosshuttner8025
    @rosshuttner8025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Correction: In order to stop yourself from doing "The Power of Love" joke, you would have to go to the past, not the future. OK, now that I've gotten my jackal out of the way, GREAT Michael Caine impression. Keep up the great work!

  • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
    @a_random_voice_in_the_void 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine hiring a guy who sued someone for tweeting from a parody account about his cow to run your free speech platform. 🐄

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I hire only the best people...."

  • @susiesweet8003
    @susiesweet8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just like he said if he lost the election...he's go away & we'd never see him again. We all knew that was a lie. 🤨

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello

    • @susiesweet8003
      @susiesweet8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kellythomas7619 Hi 🙂

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susiesweet8003 Am from Arizona Tucson, And you?

    • @susiesweet8003
      @susiesweet8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kellythomas7619 Southwestern PA, around 30 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susiesweet8003 I’m a widower and I have one daughter she is 26yrs old her name is Linda I lost her mom about 4yrs ago in a car accident,Are you single.

  • @mileskosik472
    @mileskosik472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy cow I'm only 3 minutes in and this is already one of the funniest closer looks I've seen.

  • @noahman27
    @noahman27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love this show!!!!! Seth …you guys are the best. I look forward to these segments all day. A fresh breath of Sanity! Btw reading thru the comment section so far…hilarious Jackal activity. I am already dying for the next segment of Week in Corrections. Love you guys! Thank you for all the wonderfulness you bring everybody.

  • @madelyncorey3490
    @madelyncorey3490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi Seth!
    I just wanted to let you know that Keith Richards quit smoking cigarettes two years ago!
    Hats off to Keith.
    Don’t tell anyone, but you are my favorite.
    Love ya!

  • @tanadarko6991
    @tanadarko6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So hilarious...the Darth Vader/Trump impression had me dying - excellent show I laughed through the whole thing.

  • @ketchupisasmoothie
    @ketchupisasmoothie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seth’s on FIRE tonight 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Christiane247
    @Christiane247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Loved the Caine bit..your Michael Caine impression was spot on but that's just me...Thanks also for explaining, with great humour, what the hell is going on in the world...😎🇨🇦

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you say "my cocaine" it sounds like the way he says his name.

  • @arikasteigerwald7337
    @arikasteigerwald7337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He actually said 'Trothe Sencial.'. I can't. 🤦🤣🤣

  • @Chronicallywitty
    @Chronicallywitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Trump seems like he’s preemptively saying he doesn’t want his girlfriend back once she broke up with her current guy without even knowing if she wants to get back together.

    • @amandabourke796
      @amandabourke796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perfect analogy!!!

    • @UKPULS123
      @UKPULS123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAH i'm done

    • @AVGNfan01
      @AVGNfan01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats in his mind, yes. In reality he has sexually assaulted that girl for the last time, and this time there is a neighbourhood mob forming.

  • @eunicekalu8965
    @eunicekalu8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Emotional day today. We’re halfway through the week. It’s Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @StephanieAly
      @StephanieAly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope you're having a good day, Eunice!

  • @garycpriestley
    @garycpriestley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "... a rock in Central Park. The giveaway was that I found that rock had a cheerier disposition" 😁

  • @ZachariahWest
    @ZachariahWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Let's all just be grateful that Musk can't run for president

    • @MattVerbaanProperties
      @MattVerbaanProperties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      leave it to the Trumpublicans to try to change the constitution to allow SA born people to be president

    • @harmonicajay91
      @harmonicajay91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattVerbaanProperties SA White people that is.

    • @swapshots4427
      @swapshots4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That NEVER occurred to me.!
      Yes, thankful indeed.

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn. I nearly had to turn off the sound. (pmurT's voice, grhghhkg!!+$!) That impression, tho
      !!great job!!

    • @wanakone33
      @wanakone33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MattVerbaanProperties well the RNC allowed Cruz to run for president even though he was born in Canada, his mom is a white American

  • @marienakazawa6779
    @marienakazawa6779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm happy to say I've never been on twitter and haver never tweeted😇.

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did for a few months during early covid and it is addicting. Quit cold turkey, deleted account & never went back

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

  • @zuglymonster
    @zuglymonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In other words Trump knows Musk isn't giving him his account back so he says he doesn't want it back

  • @Dmarcoot
    @Dmarcoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He probably already contacted Elon to tell him how brilliant he is.

    • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
      @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, he was at a dinner with Beeeeezo's and the president so you should hear that story someday. If you're in the looooop you will o'

    • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
      @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait, were you referring to how brilliant Seth is? Or Brian? I'm confused as to who is who? wtf are you talking about!?!?!?

    • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
      @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      :))))))))))

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trump will extort Musk to get him to come back

    • @SlothinAintEasy
      @SlothinAintEasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 lay off the crack pipe.

  • @klumaverik
    @klumaverik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    If Trump gets back on Twitter I say we boycott it.

    • @generalyellor8188
      @generalyellor8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only dopes are on it anyway.

    • @ThePinkBinks
      @ThePinkBinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Boycott it anyway if you want your sanity.

    • @concernedbiker9414
      @concernedbiker9414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Glad to say I've never been on it. To be honest, I just don't get it.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We all hold the power to either make it or break it.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      trump 4ever 🤣😂😜🤪😆

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn. One of the funniest ever. You just never know which night is going to be insanely funny. Glad it's 80% of them.

  • @skidmark6348
    @skidmark6348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Let me translate that6 thought from Trump. "I really really really want to be back on twitter and try to be relevant again, but i dont want to look desperate so ill act like i dont want it and maybe Elon will ask me to come back. Twitter is missing out on my special brand of batshit crazy."