Had me with the battleship canoe. I can think of making most of those turrets functional, and optional paintball configuration, for those possible sea battles!
The glock while small and pink would most likely be more effective than any of those guns with being light enough to quickly aim down sights and a seventeen round mag capacity (depending of the model) it would be able to kill all of them and still have rounds to spare.
"Do you know what's the difference between a casing and a coffin? Both hold a rigid body, but one go and the other comes." Tipical Military joke, especially popular between Snipers and Artillerymen
7:56 Not so much "Why do I hear Boss Music" but "Why do I hear Sabaton?" Well granted, to some that's just a matter of semantics ;-) From the mist a shape, a ship is taking form And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm Sign of power, show of force Raise the anchor battleship plotting its course
"Autorocks transfom and roll out!" I started dying of laughter at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah military boys here rn
👇(Thank you guys so much!)
Im colecting uniform of bundeswehr (german army)
УРААА
Sir yes sir
@@rct246 dont beg for likes
@@LokisVR1 bro what i don't want like XD
8:10
I don’t need a girlfriend, I need a F-16
Yes, true
I want the BFG 10000 I don't need a girl I want the gun :D
I need an A-10 thunderbolt not an F-16 or a gf
I need Bob Semple not an A-10 Thunderbolt or F-16 or gf
I would take any plane over a gf
Mom's weapon: slappers
Dad's weapon:belt
Younger bro's weapon: shouting out to mom
My weapon:(inventory is empty)
lol
My weapon: “freedom is the right of all sentient beings”
My weapon: *melee has been Equipped*
My weapon nuclear bomb
Grandmas weapon: pull on ear
He still thinks we have a girlfrend
True
The fool
Ya
Yes he's been fooled
hello leopard
Two gold fish are in tank, one says to the other,"Bob, how do you drive this?"
😂👏
Haha mw2 reference i think
@@agentbacon7798They’re in a tank…. Not a fish one a BOOM stic one😊
C.o.d??
Pistol shrimp
0:36 boys tanktop
Accurate lol
Bros tank top is the Hetzer from WoT Blitz.
I copied it lol tank
5:47 is crazyyyyn💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
0:36 is soo real
2:54 GIMMIE MAH FREEBRAMS!!!!!!!!!!!! (freebird blaring in the background)😝
Mèeèèè
Gimme mah brother!!!🤑🤑
0:04 at the "Her Crush, Your Crush and Her father" those gun looks like the shototototo gun
To shoot the shototototototgun, you have to do that thing on the piano
I just got that video that video the sotototogun
Sorry, I spelled it wrong
I mean I'm a glock,glock shot faster
Yes
Left side of my brain: The cat gf
Right side: The BFG 10000
Left side: why?
Right side: why not?
Left side:….point taken
2:56 as an m1 abrams i see this as an absolute win for having a fren abrams
YEEY! HE GOT A FRIEN :)
As an m1 abrams also i see this is an easy win for having a brother abrams
Can confirm I wear a tank every day
omg same
@@shannoncalder4590 Nice 🤙
water tank*(i did this for fun)
@@RitchieAbal Yes ( nice )
Why is 5:34 so true😂. In whatever game me and my friends play, it always involves us hunting down either someone or one another.
5:11 I will forever and always know that shotgun as the "Olympia" from Black Ops 1
Girlfriend: istn't always ready for a ride🤔💀
What do you mean by that?
That’s a weird way of saying I don’t have a girlfriend so all women suck
Well neither is an Abrams, you need to get both ready before you ride
🤨🧐🤨🧐😏😏
Had me with the battleship canoe. I can think of making most of those turrets functional, and optional paintball configuration, for those possible sea battles!
Nerf or nothing
7:12 seriously I blew up In tears after this😂
2:24 how Dad sneeze (nuke)😂
The glock while small and pink would most likely be more effective than any of those guns with being light enough to quickly aim down sights and a seventeen round mag capacity (depending of the model) it would be able to kill all of them and still have rounds to spare.
Yapatron 9000
And the hans on a broom picture was hilarious
Th Math teacher at the end 😂
After this video I dont wanna gf anymore
Let's go buy some tanks and go kaboom. (After dumping our gf's)😂
@@sucharithasamarasekara5280 "ummm, im a minor ☝️🤓"
@@Trollinsa if your a minor than why do you want a girlfriend (such a simp no tho)
No offense tho
Get the f-16 instead
"Do you know what's the difference between a casing and a coffin? Both hold a rigid body, but one go and the other comes."
Tipical Military joke, especially popular between Snipers and Artillerymen
It,s a thing I didn't know I needed but now I know I want it
Choose wisely
Girlfriend:endless problems,brake up if broke,takes four years to get ready
Tank: definition of perfection
0:53 plot twist: tiger won, because he was angling and knew what is a machine gun.
Funniest military memes I've ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂
The dog: subscribe or he will steal your girlfriend
Me: HA too bad I dont have a girlfriend... oh wait
very relatable memes
7:56 Not so much "Why do I hear Boss Music" but "Why do I hear Sabaton?" Well granted, to some that's just a matter of semantics ;-)
From the mist a shape, a ship is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor battleship plotting its course
Was looking for something like this.
Was gonna say "yeah, Sabaton even did that boss music."
Mom weapon: slipper x100
Dad weapon: belt x10 damnge
Lil bros weapon: crying to mom
My weapon: a tank x100000000000 damnge
1:14 real flashback from ww2
2:16 bro how💀?
They were fake tanks
Was the "what boys really want to drive" the metalslug boss???
0:53 erm that a H1 version
The ultimate weapon the sliper when you get a f from a Asian mom 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
8:00 the boss music: Pride of a nation a beast maid of steal. Bismarck in motion! King of the ocean he was made to rule the waves acros the 7 seas!!!!
To lead the War Machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The Terror of the Seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!
0:28 As a gun lover who plays CoD mobile and uses bolt action guns all the time, I approve of this meme.
at 0:26
girls, normal dive
boys, BOMBER DIVE
Respect for the .300 savage at 0:33 must be hard having a cousin killed and used as a door lock
This is so relatable lol 😂
3:45, Literally land cruiser
5:33 that’s literally me and my friends😂😂
Man, the tanktop meme got me 😂
1:13 grandpa flashbacks
1:14 is directly at WW2 flashback
2:49 Two things you have not noticed:
1. There are three, not two submarines.
2. Two B-2 fighter jets are inbound.
Uh... Atention base, this is viper-2 over, these memes are hella funny my sides hurt.
COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE TRUE
0:36 Yes, the good, old E25
School Dance night
Girls: Dances like Blackpink, Madonna, TWICE and other Artists
Boys: KAZOTSKY KICKING from TF2 every music
10:53 star wars boyyyyyyy
I am now dating a F-16
F-16 isn’t perfect… but it’s damn near it!!
6:14 dude i sqw F-14 and didn’t even give a sh*t what the other option was, i love the F-14 so much
0:05 nice, im a hello kitty рistol now! :D
Military humor: What do you call a 10-year-old with an AK47? Answer: The enemy.
2:09 what did u think yes I’m putting 100,000 bucks for this 5:03 that’s me on the right wing😂
0:55 definitely a Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. E
2:04 That is desmond doss He saved over 200+ People with no weapon
1:01 Hãns Pötterman and the Avenge of Hägler (idk what i texted Xd)
New sub
"Autorocks transfom and roll out!" I started dying of laughter at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:18 William afton: HEY THATS MY LINE!
2:57 hard choice but I’ll take the tank
2:32 italy is soooo funny 😂😂😂
1:15 is actually sad
Boys the REPUBLIC is calling 10.52
Now that my black hawk Is ready Me and the boys getting 110 kill streak
the tank top tho😂
5:44 nah... I knew it. dirty-minded! But smart 🤣
8:13 YOU HAVENT GOT ANYTHING TO STEAL FROM MY HAHAHAHA
THE Dodgeball ONE IS SOOOOOO TRUE
My weapon: a knife
your weapon: literally just water
The german plane with soliders on each wing got me wheezing hard
Gonzov the railway gun probably has 6 stars with the way he lookin at Thomas like that
7:22 fr😂😂
ultimate man video
bro its funny that the librarian has a silenced pistol
W vid boyss!
Good luck dog, try to steal something I don't have.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:12 bro I feel bad for the veteran
3:43 it's the god tank
3:45 i want to drive a modern maus😂😂
5:23 nah bro, The real turtle army is King Bowser’s Kingdom
The train joke Made me start choking on my noodles
10:50 **GASP** NO!
*NO BLOODY WAY-!!!*
Clone wars music starts: Just like the simulations
the guy that know about the sturnTiger 11:14 THE ROCKETS ON THAT THING
8:34 trank
1:14 my guy has the 1000 yard stare 😭💀
as a polish resident i can confirm that picture is actually our submarine.
3:26 there's always that one group of girls in the corner chatting that still end up getting hit in the face with a dodgeball
True.
1:08 I forgot that bus just got drowned into the water 😂
Yk what? This is relatable.
The lock one was relatable
Got Me on the floor
us men don't need a girlfriend as long we need a Sherman tank and a M1 Grand and a Boeing B-17 and we are happy
Getting our bullies back
3:18 we going with my boy abrams not letting him down
8:10 jokes on you i don't have one and i never will because i don't want to
8:13 sure I get to keep the F16,F14 and M1 Ambrams
my best friend is the BM-13 Katyusha multiple rocket launcher.