@@xavierlee4250 I am not doing this for the likes, I am doing this to tell people to believe in The Lord. And not to worry about the Covid-19, and just pray to the Lord. God bless you Xavier woods😊👍
Matt: *coughs at the beginning of the video* Everyone besides Matt: CoROnAViRrUs Also 12:04 my older brother did that and the microwave started smoking and set off the smoke alarm and I have never eaten mac-and-cheese since
Only 2 people showed up to my 7th birthday my grandma who lived nextdoor didnt come cuz she was "bUsY" MY GRANDMA WAS NICE TOO I also invited my WHOLE class...
8:37 to 8:59 Dang, bro “Hey, the trash can show up (wheeeeze) (replay) (clap) got em, come on. AhHh GoT eM!!! “GoT eEm” The trash can sho-(inhale) the recycling bin sho-(laugh) I’m sorry, I’m sorry. (Laughs) The tall grass showed up (cracking up) I’m DoNe, I’m Do-(laughs)”
Yeah when he said the trash can showed up I was laughing then he said the recycling bin showed up I was crying and then the tall grass showed up I was dead that was so hilarious I am still laughing even when I'm not watching 🤣🤣🤣
I like how Matt just makes his regular jokes but he has to really dampen them when Sarah's around because otherwise Sarah's gonna get mad at him and probably slap him.
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Justin is thickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody: Litterally: NOBODY: NOT EVEN UR MOM: Matt: The trash can showed up. Me:* Rolling on the floor dyeing* My Mom: What is it? Me: *literally yelling*
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Comment what percent your phone is at! And watch my favorite part of the video 8:22 :)
dangmattsmith 36 percent
99%
8 percent 😢
97%
I’m at 63 🙃
People who are here in 2024
👇
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Me🎉🎉🎉
Me🤫🧏♀️
Me
Me
Who else thinks those two make such a cute couple?
Me💜💜
They are a couple
@@panthersorder2463 I know
Me🤗
Bruh they do deserve each other
Matt: Roasting the children
Sarah: Comforting them
Matts thumbnail: she tried to be black
Me: she looks like a off brand female thanos
Lol that’s true
Lol
LOL
True
Lol
8:38-8:57
DangMattSmith has officially malfunctioned
Matt: **coughs in the beginning of the video**
Everyone: *he has coronavirus*
Wow!!😳
Hi
@@hmayefsky hi
@@hmayefsky hi
He did
8:37 got me dead for hours🤣🤣😂😂😂
8:43 was making me something because I dunno🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro same
FR
Same lol
I literally fainted from laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I bet that girl in the thumbnail is woah vicky when she was a kid.
I Love Nigeria oml yes
I Love Nigeria OOH! ROASTED
Lol
Yes sister
Nah das brit barbie
When I clicked this video I thought Matt wasn't going to make white or black jokes because her girlfriend is there but she doesn't really care!
Ya!
Booooooo
You are boring
yeah it’s really good but wwwww
@Fahad Alsrani ok so are you
Matt: *posts a new video
Everyone in the comments: FIRST
Me: *happiness noises
Adelaide Plank lol me too
@Adelaide Plank noice
@@sophiedavies8458 noice
I know
You made me laugh when you said "the trash can showed up"
“I don’t hate children. I just don’t want any.”
~DangMattSmith 2020 😎
WE DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT THIS YEAR SHUSH🤫🤫🤫
Oh sorry 😳
Can someone go to my channel name is starlight and friends!
@STARLIGHTANDFRIENDS! You’re bad boi meme isn’t that bad 🙃
the dare devil
You are the dare devil, and yet you will NEVER accept a dare to mention this year? What if you got a million dollars for doing it??
Matt: *Coughs
Sarah: *Social distancing intensifies
Good job
Sarah’s liberal we know it
Coronavirus be like: you cough I made everyone depressed
Lol ikr
?
So true tho lol
If I could I will press the like button 100 times but I can’t but in my heart you get 100likes syncypoo
yeh
At 16:29 the way the little boy in the back is kissing the mirror!!😂😂
Dangmattsmith : COUGH COUGH
HIS GIRLFRIEND : *puts on mask* GET AWAY
Why do these thing get so many likes he is technically just saying something that has already been said.?
With a hazmat suit
Charlie Williams ;-; shut the heck up
Pony Animates OvO I will politely accept 🙂
No one:
DangMattsmith: making everyone’s day better
i see you every VIDEO!!!!
@@Woahwoahwoah8-h same
L
.u
,b.
*Matt:* hits 11 Million Subscribers "THX"
*Me hits 100:* OMG MOM GET THE CAMERA!! 😲
5:12
Them: *Paying attention to the kid*
The eyes in the background: Am I a joke to you?
Matt: 8:37 Hey the trash can showed up...
Me: Oh damn. And Matt was never seen again.
The reason why I think that’s funny is because of his voice
And you can go there to for ever😂😂😂😂😂
Matt is the funniest he laughs at everything😂
Then sarahs like: why bully these kids?
Lol
Lmao
XD
Lol
Lame 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😴😴😴😴😴😴 oh sorry I slept a little (a lot) reading that comment oh and this is coming from an 11 year old girl
I love how he makes himself laugh. And then it makes me laugh 😂
Inr
Same lol
I laughed so hard but my mom said stop laughing hard I’m trying to watch my show!!!!😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
Same i laugh just like him but more way more
Omg this is by far the funniest video you’ve ever made I was crying for hours and rewatching the funniest parts LOL 😂
“I don’t hate children! I just don’t want any of my own right now🙄” me trying to explain to my family I don’t want kids 2:37 😂
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
Me
@@thepokemontacoovo6973 no not you you weirdo
Kacee Tetzlaff Boooooooo
im still laughing of that joke from dangmattsmith when he said the trashcan showed up
I have subbed to u I am your FIRST sub
Reeeeeeeee
Me too
Im ded becuz of dat part
im ded of that horse (:
I died of laughter when he said "the trashcan showed up" and I couldn't stop replaying it ;--;
lol
I cryed and my mom came and her face was=_= what is wrong in laughter lol
Ikr
Bruh sameeeee 🖤✌
I died too
wow let me get this strate so matt is saying the kids are creepy and the other girl she is sayin "Awwww"
Sarah : u will be the worst dad
Dangmattsmithjr: walks around the house with a iPhone 14 pro
Dangmattsmithjr?
Who is this
🤣 why this so accurate
yes matt listen
@@svetlanakomolibo3437their kid(maybe)
Matt: *coughing*
Sarah a.k.a his girlfriend: *causally wearing a mask*
No worries, it's just might be the c word that people are fussing about XD
Lollllll same
Emma :3 C:
V
I'm not first
I'm not last
When he uploads
I click fast!!
U copied someone
15:58 got me laughing so hard I farted! and I watched it over 10 times it was hilarious!🤣🤣
Y'all make a perfect couple! There is no good, there is no bad...Just PERFECT!
Hi Scooby Doo
Scooby doo I’m being honest but no relationship is perfect but ye their relationship is doing well right now
Yes you are right
Ya
Racist couple
Matt: Judging these children (In a funny way)
Sarah: Tries to comfort them
She gon be the best mom ever
Lol
Coooo
No cidning
Ye
I hope everyone has a great day, God loves every one of you, just remember that 😊😊😊.
Yeah thanks for that😁😁😁
Thx so much
@@xavierlee4250 I am not doing this for the likes, I am doing this to tell people to believe in The Lord. And not to worry about the Covid-19, and just pray to the Lord. God bless you Xavier woods😊👍
And FYI I am not an middle aged women, that is my mom, I am actually 13 year old boy, who is an Ethiopian deacon for my church!😁😁
@@cyrilbutler1742 Have a wonderful day, God bless you Molly Newton!😁👍😊
Who's going to watch Moana soon
Kid shows are stupid😤
@@susanjewell5648well for some people but if you offend someone it’s on you
matt: geeeeeeeeeeez
Me: waiting for him to say BOI YOU BETTER GIT THAR OUTTA HERE
Same here!
I love how Sarah doesn't wear makeup because she looks beautiful with and without it
YEAH! even with that mask she still looks like she can get two dates in one night! 😂
Igs?
She did in her early vids
No she doesn’t
Yass
It literally sounded like Matt was dying when he was laughing when he said the trashcan showed up the recycling bin showed up.
That had me dying Lol
Lel
Who knows Leah Ash?
@@fahadalsrani9885 rick astley
“This dragon looks high” got me on the floor 3 years ago and still got me today
“You can’t be cuttin the grass while lookin like some grass” 😂😂😂😂😂
We got dangmattsmith joking around and sarah telling everyone her life story lol
Oh no 🙄😔😅
Oh no 😮😲 right
Boooooooooobooooooooobooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
No one:
Dangmattsmith: making everyone’s quarantine better
Stay safe wear ur mask :3
Hailee Swenson daaaang right
You said that with coryxkenshin's video too
Ĺìòh ďýà gracias
This comment is literally over used like one that says "Bla Bla- Post: Everyone goes to the comments"
Dangmattsmith: I just don’t want any children of my own right now... His Girlfriend: Why ? We all know what’s about to go down guys😂
Cover your eyes children
Me:hears banging in the walk
Checks:sees censoredness
Dang
then there goes a squeal in the bed 😂
I just know my parents did do something weird when i look down i was just imagine that i didnt see everything
legand has thefist one carried out their dreams
staining people faces
Shannon 51
8:37
Matt: the trash can showed up
Me: laughing for about 5 minutes XD
same XD
same lol
I laughed for the rest of the video
You think those laughs are tough? I DIED LAUGHING XD
“Nobody showed up at her birthday party”
*But the trash can did.*
The way he add the edits though
RIP I feel bad
Hey guys
Me haha
Mat what the heck
Me what I’m out
U deserve a sub lol
the way he laughed at his own joke!!!🤣🤣 8:38
Matt: *coughs at the beginning of the video*
Everyone besides Matt: CoROnAViRrUs
Also 12:04 my older brother did that and the microwave started smoking and set off the smoke alarm and I have never eaten mac-and-cheese since
Man that's nothing I moped the dishes and I scrubbed the neighbor's tree and vacuumed the lake
I did that too with a pack of Raman noodles and the whole house was filled with smoke
@@laronzovilla9863 i forgot to mention that I flushed my microwave and put my fridge in the dish washer and scrubbed the clouds
That SUCKS
I was dead when he said "You cant cut grass while looking like some grass" XDD
Me too
Hahahahaahhahahah xD
XD😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg im first
E
Chopper Case is 1 first?
Yes
Csgavzv
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
3:51 *my mother always told me work was hard*
Is the girl sitting beside you your GIRRRRRRRRRRRLFRIEEEEEEEEEEENNNDD?😎
duh 🙄
Lool
Duh
I may sound old, but my favorite movie is “ A League of Their Own “ No one? Just me? Oof 😔
Hey I’m with ya one of my favorites is titanic
Any body watch back to the future or just me
If you are old.... then you old. Movies ain't changin nobody
Same
I h. LOVE THAT MOVIE
"The trash can showed up" I don't usually laugh out loud but that's a good one 😂
Same
I died when he said that😄still laughing
I dead ass read this comment as he said it . No cap.
I love Mulan she never had to wait and stand by for a prince And went into war herself even though it was against the rules
I started dying laughing when Matt said “if I see dis kid I’m running that red light ima just run him over”💀
Yeah same🤣
Same lol
I would do the same thing as you
LOL
Same I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
The trash can showed up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was crying too
Girl: No one show'd up
Matt: aye the trash can show'd up *horse noise*😂
8:37
Only 2 people showed up to my 7th birthday my grandma who lived nextdoor didnt come cuz she was "bUsY" MY GRANDMA WAS NICE TOO I also invited my WHOLE class...
Lol I got scared at 0:16😭😂
When he said because was a 4th grader word. Me: I learned how to spell because in 1st grade 😂😂😂
I learned how to spell because in kindergarten 😂😂
I learnt how to spell it in Kindergarden too
I learned how to spell in kindergarten to
Im confused
I learned in k-4 😶
I feel bad for Sarah that nobody showed up at her birthday party I would be there too if I met you!! ❤️🎈🎉
Well I'm a trash can do I was already there
Yeah!!
Me too. She needs real friends.
Same 🙏🏾🎉
Nobody:
Dangmattsmith:you see a kid like that there a sociopath
When he said you’re fired, you’re fired, pack your bags and leave 😂😂😂😂😂
8:37 to 8:59
Dang, bro
“Hey, the trash can show up (wheeeeze) (replay) (clap) got em, come on. AhHh GoT eM!!! “GoT eEm” The trash can sho-(inhale) the recycling bin sho-(laugh) I’m sorry, I’m sorry. (Laughs) The tall grass showed up (cracking up) I’m DoNe, I’m Do-(laughs)”
Best part in this video
Lol I love that part😂😂😂😂
Me when my x wants to talk to me: Hey, the trash can showed up!
I was dying of laughing when he said the trash can showed up
me to
😂
Yes i did to
Same.😂
Same
"its weird!"
"ok.... urm.... ok ✨💅GiRl💅✨"
Draw on your face if you don't got a mask
Matt: Girl look like a dark mall
me: LUAGH*
*-{ Bandit }-* no he said darth maul
*-{ Bandit }-* .
-kidddddddddd-
*-brooooooooo-*
*nobody*
*litrally nobody*
*not Even a soul*
*every comment be like first or who was has been a Big fan before 2020*
"looking sharp(ie)" sharpies are permanent af XD
FAMILY FRIENDLY
YES
No f no!!
Well I remember putting sharpie on my shoulder and it disappears after literally 3 weeks 😭
Well I remember putting sharpie on my shoulder and it disappears after literally 3 weeks 😭
2:58
The kid reminded me of the dragon from Jane and the dragon idk if anyone knows/remembers that show but yea
is nobody gonna talk about the noise comparison at 8:37
@@Destroyerblack1 same
Am I the only one who laughed more than he did when he said the trashcan showed up
No one ?
Any one ?
Ok just me 😂😅😆😹🤣😸😣😳🤦😔🎭
When Matt said “the tall grass showed up” I was laughing so hard I’m crying and dying!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
Same 😂 lol
Same and couldn't stop replaying iy
“And she spelled becouse corecly that is a fourth grade word”
*Yeah..baecuose I still can’t spell it :(*
Kawaii cookie Amelia dang u really do suck at spelling
*because *correctly
Neveah Corliss they didn't spell because right either time
It's because
@Nevaeh Corliss YAYY
At 17:04 I had milk in my mouth and it had gone in my nose because I was laughing harder as I could ever done!!! 😂😂😂
The trash can showed up made me laugh so hard I couldn't even breathe
Same🤣🤣🤣
OMG ME TOO
Same
Same😆
Whos watching after the break up?
I swear, I want them back together
At the traffic light boy did anybody catch that she said "He's so cute i just want to poop him".
BOOOOOY, the black kid looks like you Dang!
XD
;)
So true XDDDD
U stupid he literally said don't say that
The joke at beginning lol it's ridiculous for all Muslim I wonder how'd they doing
My battery is at 98% cause I know what to watch ⌚️
It's already 2024 but I miss 2020 ❤ who also agrees ❤
I laughed so hard when he said the trash can showed up.... and the other stuff he said on the part...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo same and the tall grass showed up hahahahahhaahahh
I laughed SOOOOO hard when he was laughing about the first photo. Fr tho I died
Yeah when he said the trash can showed up I was laughing then he said the recycling bin showed up I was crying and then the tall grass showed up I was dead that was so hilarious I am still laughing even when I'm not watching 🤣🤣🤣
Nobody :
Absolutely nobody :
Sarah : wHy Is ThErE A ChAiR oN ThE tAbLe!!!
xd
The Trashcan show up , the recycling bin Up , The Tall Grass Show Up XD XD XD
12:10 omg look at you as a kid! Poor Matt forgot to add water to his noodles.
I like how Matt just makes his regular jokes but he has to really dampen them when Sarah's around because otherwise Sarah's gonna get mad at him and probably slap him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mowana
My favourite movie is probably either onward or strange world
When your first and you realize that there is 91 likes
Yeah, because only 1 person out of 91 is dumb enough to type 'first.'
Nobody cares.
@Ní Síocháin Gan Saoirse
Lmao
look behind the kid with the black hair. is it just me or is there a ghost or something behind it :{}
How date you call a child a "it"!!!
Sara Mohamed Kadry it is a “it” that child scary af
Sara Mohamed Kadry dare*
Omg
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Justin is thickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody:
Litterally: NOBODY:
NOT EVEN UR MOM:
Matt: The trash can showed up.
Me:* Rolling on the floor dyeing*
My Mom: What is it?
Me: *literally yelling*
*dying
@@poisonoussnake2022 okay no need to correct
Kid Flash ikr
XD XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: "and no one showed up
Dangmatt:"the trash can showed up"
"the recycling binge showed up" Me:So mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀my stomach hurt😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
That was my favorite part because Dangmatt took it to far
@@chadsmith9056 LOL same!
🤣
Sarah's gonna be such a great mom 🥰
That kid in the dragon suit was my cousin no cap.
Str8 cap is u caping😂🤣😭
Lies always lies man are you to high
These kids are going places. Not Harvard, but places.
Ok >3
I LOVE MEOWSCLES
Probably back to nursery
If I Was Your Girlfriend I will slap you 20 times
2:09 he failed at hiding in the shadows.
Batman: yeah...no, not adopting you
Avengers Infinity War And Avengers Endgame
Now love how he still making his black jokes with his “girlfriend”
They aren’t dating anyone I don’t think
16:03 XD “your fired” LOL I AM DIEING
8:52
“The tall Glass showed up”😂😂😂😂😂