Funniest Passive Aggressive Notes ft My Girlfriend
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- Funniest Passive Aggressive Notes ft My Girlfriend
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2:21 when he said “yOu’Re nOt iNvIteD tO mY bIrTHdaY PaRtY” I literally spent the whole video laughing at it while thinking of it 😂
{_BOYSTORY’S EOMMA_} first grade me: nooooooooooo
That was me in first grade not inviting the boys then lying that they said they couldn’t come
Siena Metzger Ok that’s mean, even for first grade...
I’m high and I’m not even laughing at that
A material girl ad popped up lol
2012: if you take my pen you owe me a dollar
2019: if you take my pen I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL!
Ikr
Lol
Well, my friend is gone now..
*Soulsssss*
2020 if you take my pen I give you carona virus
It’s 2020 now what do we say for a threat
7:03 “Bro, your mailbox lookin’ ugly, man! Your mailbox looks like it belongs on Sesame Street!” - Matt Smith
Hahaha
Worst threat is “I’ll destroy your PlayStation” I’m a perfect child now
Sarah looks like the Wendy’s girl like if u agree
Still cute but definitely do
@@Tigerx2525 *_exactly_*
Man stop begging for likrs
Stop bumming for the likes bro your dumb comment agree if you think he's a bum
Eh,if the hair stuck up then yea but she does
Her: I had a really mean teacher growing up”
Matt: ... weren’t you home schooled”
Yambam Vids
She hates her parents?
@@crispbacon6558 now that i think about it....
Yes.
pooooop
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH.
Mean parents?
Sarah belongs at Wendy’s
🤣
Nah let's be for real, the most worse threat is "I'll mix your Play-Doh colors together"
✌🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girlfriend: “I like black frosting”
Dangmattsmith: “I like white frosting”
Perfect😂
Colette Hutin uh are you duM? LOL READ THE TITLE
😂😂
Colette Hutin it’s his girl friend. It’s in the title
@Colette Hutin.
.It said it in the title...matt even said it after he did the intro .-.
dangmattsmith: My Favourite Drink Is Gatorade
Bang: Im not Sponsoring You Anymore
Thats what I thought as well
Lol my thoughts. I actually tried Bang bc of him. I'm now addicted
Lol
Dang: my fav drink is Gatorade
Bang: f@#$ we are not being sponsor by dang anymore
lol
When Matt said what's your frat drink and she said chocolate milk was just really funny 😂
10:10 When Matt said what's your favorite drink she said chocolate milk was just really funny
What's your favourite drink?
Matt: *gaterade*
Bang energy : _gasps_
hahahaha
WOW
preach
Haha haha yay
My’n is water
Dangmattsmith "she talk in her sleep"
Me" how do you know?
@Yasera's Animation yesssssss
They sleep togethrr
Laura Lean they sleep together Mann u better get that outs here
👉🏻👌🏻
Leave there business under the covers 🤫
The threat I tell in high school is "if you don't stop, then I will make your skin into a coat".
This threat is the most meanest: give me my pen back or else you owe me 10000 dollars in 1 minute
“Put my pen back or I’ll consume your soul!”
Me:”but I have no soul soo...”
Right
No pressed wrong reply box
That's me XD weird guy: I will eat your heart
Me: HOW I have no heart
Your Mom
Then Matt will give you a soul!🤷🙊
“Frosting”
Me: that’s fondant ..
*Fondant
*fondant
SophiatheCookie uwu true tho
I think the worst threat is telling people that if you don't clean your room you're birthday is being canceled 🎉🎉🎉
Nostalgia hit me like a belt
I have the worst threat
“Put my pen back or I won’t let you watch dangmattsmith!”
Sabrina thetomboy you are funny
@Sabrina thetomboy your a monster
Thanks Sabrina thetomboy
Eunice Trejo found it
* puts pen back *
Dangmattsmith title: ft girlfriend
Sarah title: ft Dangmattsmith
Me: lol
So true!! 😂
Matt: *uncontrollable sobbing*
Me: forever alone ♾ 👩🏻
Lucus smith u mean
Lol
,
The worst threat that I think is bad: put my pen back or I’ll tell the cops you robbed me
A good thing to say for the pen one is"Please return my pen.If you dont I will put live poisenis snakes in your birthday cake,thank you:)"
Matt’s definition of girlfriend
GIRLFRIEND: A friend that a girl
A girlfriend is a friend whom you love and will want to marry her when you and she will be an adult
Dude shut up
Yeah Shut it
@@auniruddha shut the fuck arab, nobody marrying no one it's just an unnecessary decision
@@mohayc8877 stop being meanie it's not safe for kids to look at dis comment and by kids I mean me I'm 8
“thats sad”
*Laughs*
2:34
-Matt 2019
Well that is seriously really sad
Boi he'll huh
You watch Flamingo don’t you Hannah.
Good job
Yeah LMAO 😂😂
Chocolate milk. So we're all just supposed to forget about Strawberry milk. Understood. Loud and clear. Thanks.
Agreed why not mention the STRAWBERRY MILK I mean come on people!
The worst threat:if you dont give me my pen back or i will check your search history
Matt two years ago: I will forever be alone
Matt now: has girlfriend
I wish you two the best 😊😊😊🙃🙃🙃🙃
You make the ģ!y quake
Her name is Sarah Kaynee btw
Dabbing Doges they are the beat
OMG sooo funny
WTF
WTF
Sarah: i love *black* cake
Matt : i love *white* frosting
There wedding cake : black and white cake
Black and white go very well together
😁😂❤
Theyre gray
Black + white=gray
Just Ladybug cook cookingshow
Races
Lol
@Keylin Itzep r/woosh
A great threat is "If you don't return my pen, you owe me your entire wallet" or "If you dn't gimme my pen, i will call you in the middle of the night and rick roll you"
The worst threat: GO TO BED OR I WILL TELL SANTA TO JOT GIVE YOU PRESENTS!
Mat: I like white frosting
Sarah: 😶👀
Matt: 🤦🏻♂️
Sarah is like "I like my chocolate" ❤
Sarah is like "I like my chocolate"❤
Sorry if I repeat it is was not working
Sarah is like " I like my the black cake"❤
Hehehe
To all the people that bullied her in high school: she’s dating a celebrity now
Jamsyam o_o that’s pretty toxic and .... I like it
Jamsyam o_o 10/10 profile pic
Uhm Matt ain’t no celebrity he is a successful TH-camr 😏
@@annejackson5822 same difference
and now she’s a celebrity
LOL
Oh your not going wuahhahahahhah
6:53 HAD ME DYING 😭😭😭 (I've been following him for a while on my old accounts)
Matt: My Favorite Drink Is Gatorade!
Me: Woah, be careful, you might lose your BANG ENERGY SPONSOR!
CHOCKIE MILK
Fuck you
Energy Drinks:
Nnnn bang
Paxber 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: slaps the like button
Computer: breaks
Me: Oh frick
*Underrated*
*Yes*
*Relatable*
How can you slap when you have a mouse.........
=|
That person had no right to complain about their mailbox because their handwriting isn't any different
The way she said chocolate milk was so cute
Matt: my fav drink is gadrade.
Sarah: my fav drink is chocolate milk
Me: -sitting here drinking chocolate milk
Gatorade
Are you really drinking chocolate milk
But she likes "chocolate milk"😏
Yus
LOL how
Sarah's face is pretty! Respect her everybody!!!
Flirting
Yea
Yep
yes
@Maya King eh wat
When she said that her fav drink is chocolate milk I was dying laughing because I was thinking of a comment on dangmatts skin LOL
The cake one was probably my favorite I mean if I was delivering a cake to my bosses looking to quit I'd tell the cake designer to put on the most offensive thing they can think of.
2:18
Nah the worst threat was
“Im not your friend anymore”
I’ve heard this too much 😞
Mhm
Amie Gonzalez nah ur not using my legos anymore
I’m telling the teacher on you...my nightmare
NinjaGaming AhHhH THAT WAS THE WORSE THING TO HEAR AT THAT POINT
😭😭😭😭
4:54 them: talking about what kind of frosting is on the cake
Me: holding back to scream out “ iTs fOnDaNt”
Exactly like do they not know what fondant is
I said that too lmao
@anime_ kpop maybe I did maybe I didn't
@anime_ kpop i also watched that show i loved it
Same though.
I have 7 "you forgot the homework"kids in my class.they are the outcasts of my class.hahahaha
My favorite drinks are chocolate milk , Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper
Matt:*Sitting on a black chair*
Sarah:*Sitting on a white chair*
Edit:Thank you guys for the likes I appreciate it🙂
Edit 2:Thanks for more likes, this was a whole year ago, also please don’t take this seriously it’s just a joke lol
Leticia Hernandez
Yssssss 🥴😭😂
Eooooo
Ohh
That’s a sign of cleanness
Leticia Hernande
Matt: sitting in a black chair
Sarah: sitting in a white chair lol.
I didn’t see any other comments say this
Ethan St Clair shut up bitch
@@georgia2544 But it is a stolen comment it`s from 2 days ago.
Alizza Wright shut up bitch maybe it wasn't a stolen comment maybe some people just think the same way so shut the fuck up
That's sooooo true
Give me your cat or your dad goes to get milk Matt:he already left
The worst threat: give my pen back or ill make your clothes all neon
Matt: "My favorite drink is chocolate milk too."
Me:O thought it was Bang Energy
Sameee
done. ғrιend ι aм ⓢⓐⓓ ι ѕaw ⓜⓐⓣⓣ ⓢⓝⓐⓟ 😪 tnniiwuuy.tumblr.com/?673
Lol
@@reynaldoantunez7497 go awayyyyy
he did it for the sponsers
Matt: My Favorite drink is GAtorade
Bang Energy:Am I a Joke to you?
guys, please agree that sarah is so pretty!! just so you know she kind or looks like elsa if she had two braids
😂😂 when it was on the mailbox part the person writed hallbox in stead of mailbox😂😂😂
Me: takes a pen from TH-cam
TH-cam: put back my pen or I will add more ads
XD
XD 🤣🤣🤣
Dun dun duuuuuuun
im crazy channel that’s a benefit
That means you make more money
Matt: I like white frosting
Sarah: * Stares and laughs*
And she likes black frosting
Awesome pair
@@traszstar its you that doesnt
Its funny actually and I like it
BootyBooty booty booty booty
It has to be tea! Tea is the best especially when you are stressed! Trust me, tea lowers stress! It works for me!
Real threat: put the pen back or ill look at yo search history
Matt: I like Gatorade
Sara : I like chocolate milk (in cheerful voice)
Creepy riiiiight??????????????
Leave it at 14
Me tooo
bang energy gasps
@Tara Sutro same
2:23 Omg I died outta laughter cuz Matt Did that
"If you don't put my pens back, I will *consume your soul* "
me: jokes on you, *I have no soul*
lol love it
My favorite drink is a ROOT BEER 🍺
She “likes” “chocolate milk”
Yep idkw tho
Cheater!!!!!!!!
That’s enough TH-cam for today 🤣🤣
Lol
Oof
“Your house is beautiful, but your mailbox is ugly”
“You have a beautiful house, but your personality is revolting.”
Sunny CloudySkies That is the best roast ever
Wyd I dont get it tf is this s***
That's rude but the girl is kinda fat
° ͜ʖ ͡ -
@@tashimaparker1712 what don't you get.
I told the teacher that we had silent launch once😂
2:14 Killing a mobian or mobians over and over again with them knowing what is happening.
Matt: u want some candies?
Friend: got snickers?
Matt: yea,get in man!~
😂😂
donn gettei
A kid in my class today when we were so close to switching classes was like “Uhh what about the homework?” I was so mad for the rest of the day
Was it in math class because it happened to me too
7th grade?
Lol
Your videos always make me laugh😂😂😄😄
ok I have got a good threat: don't go on my phone,unless you want me to tell your crush something super weird about you.
He’s wearing the exact same colors as the cake 🤣🤦♀️
I know
Hi and lol
Hayy
What is your favorite drink
Matt: gatorade
Bang Energy: R.I.P
At each end of the vid: GET BANG ENERGY!
At the beginning of this vid: my fave drink is Gatorade
Bang Energy: :( I thot I was ur fave drink..... ;(
facts!
The worst threat for your mom. If you don't give me your report card I will change the WiFi password
here is something aggressive: if you dont put my pen back i will spit coffee on u
7:33 :
sarah: *stares into matts soul*
sarahs mind: OH NO U DID NOT JUST DO THAT
When they were talking about the cake and the black frosting, I stood there in silence as they didn't know its called fondant
Nobody cares
Vanessa Guzman I thought the same thing
OOF
Tom Crawford no one asked YOU you jerk this is why you had no friends ever.
Shut up ain’t nobody care about you
A greater threat than consuming my soul: EATING MA BURGUR
If you don’t give my pet back I’ll show your browser history😂
This is how many times he said “Wow”
👇🏾
Hehe... You like...put a Black hand...cuz he...like...W-WHATEVER!
@AS - 05BB - Dolson PS (1449) BAD AS! BAD GUY YOU GO 💩💩💩🤐🖕🖕🖕
I WAS YOUR 159
I WAS YOUR 185
Teacher: "forgot what we are doing today
Kids: "hallelujah
That one kid :aren't we supposed be taking a test
If this kid don't die💀💀💀
BabyLion that happened in my class today! I didn’t want that test 😢
@@ldpower1619 I do hate when that happens
BabyLion That happened to me but for the pacer test!!
THIS COMMENT HAS 69 LIKES
SHOULD I STILL LIKE IT
I'm that kid....
slay Queen 👑👑
The threat my bro always uses:gimme 🌭 or burn the house down
I told my cat “IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY PEN I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL! My cat: *purr*
Meow. Prrrrrr
Meow prrrrr
Cookies For life!!! Lmao
Meow😹😹😹😹😹
Ffgj huliuliliujkl
This is how many times Dang Mat Smith says get that outa here
👇🏿
8 times 🤣🤣🤣
29 times!
It's really 1 mil but the lines are 40
He says it 69 times
Mah he said that way more than 100
Sarah, you are so amazing and sweet. I love your sense of humor. You and Matt look so good together. To all the haters in the comments: what did she do to y’all she is just trying to be a nice friendly youtuber and y’all are trying to bring her down. Sarah don’t stop trying y’all are like the best TH-camrs that react. ❤
Worst threat:Give my pen back or ill go to your birthday and smash your face into the cake while the candles are still burning!
Sarah be like : only one person came to my party same only me: one kid came to my party
Kristina Stephens same except it was me
0 came to my 😂😅
sad
Lucky you noone came to mine
I respect him he's wearing a Naruto symbol on a shirt
David Launius I totally agree
Im here, my brother Itachi has dishonored our clan...... if they were alive.
I believe Matt is part of Akatsuki.
Well..... Technically it's the Akatsuki symbol
If u have a u tube channel, I'll subscribe
@@johnr9612 so do YOU commit supuku, or your BROTHER?
if you dont give back my pens then i will steal all of your chocolate milk.
0:00 0:01 0:03 😂😂😂😂😂
1:16 1:19 1:20 yeah like, who is he? Ghost Rider??? I am the Ghost Rider!!!!!
Has any one noticed that matt is wearing the same colours as the cake
No
I have no idea🤔🤔🤔
Me not reading the comments be like: sorry 😬😬
🤤🤤
I have
2:23
That is my nightmare.
This is why I don't have birthday parties.
Cause I'm afraid, that nobody will show up, and prove to me how much I'm actually isolated and ignored.
Ok
If you don't put my Gatorade back I will take your soul
Matt, no matter how old you get, you will still have a soft spot in my heart
Kinda weird
Awwww
@@Hogwartsfanforeverif it’s weird then he wouldn’t remember matt
I’m not sure if you are lying the truth 🙃
what Awww the pichr
I am surprised he didn't say his fav drink is bang enegery
What is Blackpink
What is enegery it's energy
BL4CK FL4ME :It's a girl group under YG Entertainment
if that's what you were asking
Ayo Ladies and Gentlemen I think that is what I was asking
Indeed
Why doesn’t sponge bob live in a aquarium on Sesame Street
He is a penise
@@slimslider1661 yea
they were talking about the kids that remind the teacher about homework and in my dance class this girl is like: what about situps?
Give me back my strawberry, or else I will throw a chair.thank you for understanding