simon, a better question is why wouldn't i make a good house member for u-kiss? Kevin-hyung and I could have long conversations about being raised on the west coast and, yes, I would have trouble keeping my hands off of Soo Hyun-hyung, but other than that, I'd be amazing!!!
We've already decided: we really want to go to Singapore. Really really! We just can't set up a meetup in Singapore, because we've never been, don't know the rules of setting up a place, or...anything about business in Singapore! If anyone can set it up for us, like how M.E. Malaysia is setting our event in Malaysia up for us, THEN WE WILL COME TO SINGAPORE INSTANTLY. LIKE, INSTANTLY!
Yay! We're SOOOO EXCITED about coming to Malaysia! Hope to see you there! I'll remember this comment if you say that it's you (just say "the comment on your U-Kiss video with all the hearts"!)
Thanks for the suggestion on how we should do our jobs, but I think we'll continue to focus on little stupidities in videos. We like little stupidities. Our favorite moments come from the little stupidities we notice. A "full grasp" - whatever that means - would be for a different kind of video, not for a Kpop Music Monday. Maybe that's what we did, somehow, in our videos a while ago, but I don't think we've "fully grasped" any video ever.
I don't care what people say. I find your reviews humorous and unlike the other serious reviews! You never ceases to make me laugh with your Music Monday. Keep up the good job guys!
You're not giving a fair response here. If people are nice, we thank them for taking the time to write to us. If people disagree respectfully, we respond respectfully. And, in turn, if people are rude, we respond accordingly.
I AM SO FREAKING GLAD MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS LINK! Even though I'm partially offended because I'm a KISSme but it's alright because this video just made my day or maybe my month. IT'S SO FREAKING HILARIOUS! I was grinning like a maniac, laughing out loud and rolling around... Literally. You've got my subscription and I will be happy to follow you! :D THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY MONTH! Kekeke. ^^
I'm revisiting some of these videos because they make me smile. (This one is GOLD). The "Oh-My-Dance" is really a very good description of how I reacted to that dance the first time I saw it.
Congrats on the 300,000 subscribers. Both of you are seriously an inspiration. I have been watching from, well not the beginning, but I have for a long time now. I just want to give you guys a shout out to tell you that before you guys I was scared of being a teacher, and after I found you, you gave me the confidence to become a teacher, not a teacher in Korea, but just a teacher. Thank you guys so much for being so influential in my life with out even knowing it. I ran out of space... Dannggg.
Simon, Martina, and Spudgy: You are the three most awesome people on the planet, I'm so sorry for the drama going on in the comments section of this video. You guys do not deserve it!! I, on the other hand, love the video and think you guys are amazing at what you do. ^_^ Keep on doing it, your fans love you!!
1. I have many rooms for them all to sleep in( including Mordney) 2. I am a kiss-me since not young 3.Lots of dancing space 4.Animal kigurumis for all of them( not only for Dongho) 5.Math tools and books for AJ 6.More wardrobe choices 7.AND...kimchi for them to eat everyday!!!!..yum.......:D I really love them soooooo much! Sarranghaeyo! U-KISS and KISS-MEs FIGHTING P.S love you guys too, Simon and Martina. I watch vids everyday. Eatyourkimchi FIGHTING!
This song is highly addicting. I hated it at first, but I listened to it about three times, and I was hooked. I listened to it 15 times in a row on a road trip, dreamt about it. This song is a bit more complex than other Kpop songs, so some people don't get it I guess.
Three things. The eyeshadow that Martina has on is amazing, I'm loving the shirt that Simon is wearing, and curse my Geometry techer for calling that part of a triangle a hippo!
I don't know but sometimes, you and I are agree with the opinions about any MV, this time, I thought the same, I love them, I liked doradora but I think I had to repeat several times in order to be more of the song, anyways the dance is awesome!! LOVED IT *-*
Wowwwww, so much ridiculousness going on ! Simon and Martina. You guise are amazing, just because one or two silly little insignificant people decided to hate on you, doesnt mean the rest of us do :3 We love you guise! Keep making awesome videos!
I would be the perfect candidate because -I have a basement and sun room as well as a large backyard which would give them plenty of room to dance around in -My sister loves to dance and would be glad to dance with them more than 2 times a day -I am currently taking Studio Arts for VCE and can provide them with a range of paints and brushes as well as 2 white couches in order further their recent interests in 'painting' -I also have quite a few large rocks lying around which Kiseop could crush.
I live in a good sized home, with extra beds so they don't have to share. I am a great cook, I can cook just about anything I try, so even if they are picky and can find a food they'll like. I eat rather healthy but can make great deserts. I live in a small town far away from the kpop scene so there wont be many or any fan girls or boys living out here to bother them, and I have two dogs that can protect them from any. And there is plenty of room for their daily dancing.
i'd have a bed for each of them to sleep on and most of my walls are blank so they could decorate to their taste and i love shopping, so they'd still have pretty fashionable threads.
I can't believe how incredibly rude some people are. I'm confused as to why someone would continue to watch their videos if they feel they are somehow flawed. Simon & Martina are obviously doing well enough for this to be their job. I find their reviews refreshing, honest, funny, and sometimes incredibly detailed. Carry on, Simon & Martina, carry on... Ignore those k-pop fans that don't realize that we are all entitled to our own opinions and that not everyone is going to like/love what they do.
OMG! some people are just stupid. Don't like EYK review just go and make better yourself, what stoping you? I absolutely love their videos. They are just making my day better ^^ Keep on being awsome Simon & Martina ^^
You see, it is this freedom that makes this offer so appealing. As a Pop star, they need their schedule open at home so that they can go out and do...popstar...stuff..--anyway, I am clearly the best choice to take care of an Asian beauty as I would not hoard all their glory to myself. I would feed, cherish, and love their time with me but have the doors open so that their voice and dances could continue to bless the world day after day.
My house is normal size and comfy plus air conditioning so they don't have to worry about the heat. There's an extra room now since my brother left so they can have their privacy. I keep my fangirling to a minimum so worrying about me screaming, being a stalker, and asking for an autograph every 5 seconds. Finally we cook different kinds of foods so no worrying about eating the same food everyday or something. c:
Why I would make a good candidate :o well this is why : - we would be having so much fun getting to know each other that we'll never hear the clock going 'Tick Tack' -we'll create new u-kiss dancing moves that will have fans heads going 'Bingeul Bingeul' -we'll have a great brother & sister relationship that we won't let either fall for a 'Forbidden Love' -we'll relive our/make childhood memories and create a new 'Neverland' -we'll know each other so well that it would be like looking in a mir
I am so renown for my ability to take care of others, that even my parents have entrusted me with their future! I already have everything planned out as to how I will take care of my parents-- litter boxes and hot pockets everywhere so that they can live their lives comfortably! I would grant my very own Asian this honor and allow them to live among my household with my parents, feasting upon the microwaved goodness that is a hot pocket while being open to do as he wills.
For me, instead of beds they could sleep in comfy hemlocks so it doesn't take much space, with a large backyard with large windows to use as mirrors to fulfill their outdoor needs such as dancing. In addition, where I live the climate is pretty much the same and they could develop their English, Mandarin and Cantonese skills. Also, my fridge is filled with fruits and veggies so they will never go hungry and since I take textiles classes they are able to design the clothes and I can create them
I really agree with you guys, that "I hate you" caught me off guard too xD, and I do liked Neverland and Tick Tack more. I really love the way you do the reviews, I love the way I found out things about the mv thanks to you, like the draws xD (sorry for my bad english)
congrats on the 300 000 subscribers guys!!!!!!!! ^^ love your awesome reviews and you guys speaking Korean MAKES ME LAUGH SO BAD THAT I LITERALLY ROFL :DDD but seriously guys good job! hope you guys do well in the future ^^ and last of all, BOTH YOU'RE KOREAN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!! thanks for teaching me those cool phrases :)
This is probably over already buuuuut... I think I would be a good candidate to have U-Kiss with me because even though we are all different, we could all come together and have fun. I have multiple rooms and bathrooms (we all know Dongho and Eli showered together due to lack of bathrooms.) Also, I feel like I could fit all their needs, cooking cleaning, entertaining, etc.. Thought it might get hard along the way, friendship, loyalty, and support could help us make it though!^^
Oh spudgy, i know you lost your dignity a long time ago but...the OH MY dance just brought your dignity loss to a whole new level. Simon and Martina and Spudgy FTW!! :D
I would make an ideal candidate for Ukiss to sleepover because I have a family of eight, plus an extra queen-sized bed in my basement, so we have plenty of beds and each of them are guaranteed a place to sleep. They can be like Goldilocks and switch beds every night if they want. Plus, we're used to cooking for large crowds so they would be well fed. I also have both a cat and a dog they could snuggle with, and a snake if they’re feeling particularly adventurous/manly.
ukiss should live with me because i have a friend who really likes to dance (but no one wants to dance with him so he always dance with this "forever alone" face), he would LOVE to dance with ukiss any time they want. another reason why they should live with me is because i quite enjoy doing my math homework so i have LOTS of ideas to write their new songs ALSO, i know someone who can design cool clothes . and lastly, i have lots of beds which are glued to the ground... not the wall.
You know, some people just really need to pull that stick out they've been walking with. You would think that by now a lot of what you see online shouldn't even be taken too seriously. But I guess you can never please everybody. Please!! If you ever read this Simon/Martina (Spudgy) lol~ I just wanted to let you guys know how much I appreciate all the effort you guys put in making these videos. They are very entertaining not only to myself, but I'm sure to a lot of people as well. Thank You :)
HAHA! I'M SURE you're SPUDGLY EXCITED TO COME! If you guys finally do find a sponsor or any other way you can do a meetup, please UPDATE coz I really wanna meet you guys! :D
My house would be a good place for U-Kiss to stay because I live out in the middle of nowhere (no fangirl attacks), I myself am not particularly fangirly so they have nothing to fear from me, my home is close enough to a small city so that if they get bored there are thinks to do not too far away, and finally I have a bunch of fluffy kitties and doggies for them to play with!
OH and if they feel like painting, I have 2 white sofas and cans of paint in my garage so yea, they can paint all over it and practice solving triangles by using the pythagorean formula :)
I am a good candidate to house a ukiss member because I live at a public boarding school, so: Food is free; Ukiss members can be danced twice a day at our school's dance studios; my room has a lot of floor space (for more dancing); if they so chose, Ukiss could learn Japanese, Chinese, Spanish, French, German or Russian at my school. My dorm has many down feather couches in our 3 lounges for Ukiss members to sleep on; 24-hour on campus security; malls & many shops are within walking distance.
@HoneyMakur obviously you are just starting to watch their videos, so, I will tell you that SPUDGY Is the name of their dog! You should have started from the begining! I did! And I took forever, but I'm almost caught up^^
I would make a good candidate for being roommates with U-Kiss because I have a large guest room where it can hold up to any two member with plenty of space with their own beds. And my family wants doesn't want anyone out in the streets alone so tehy'll definitely take them in. I also have an entertainment room, where is big enough to be a practice room for them to dance. And lastly, pssh~ I have many math text books where AJ could enjoy doing his math with peace and happiness.
I've noticed that U-Kiss seems to have more thrusting in their videos/dances than most other k-pop groups. I saw it first in Forbidden Love, and then I saw it in Doradora, near the beginning. I realize that's only two songs, but it's pretty significant, seeing as I can think of no other k-pop thrusting off the top of my head. Maybe I'm wrong, considering I'm still not yet super well-versed in k-pop -w- On a totally different note, I missed out on all the amazing giveaways I would have wanted to join in on, because I only found EYK a week or two ago D: nooo ;-; ("all the" -> Super Junior, SHINee, Exo, U-Kiss, Batoost, and probably some other ones I just haven't learned about yet)
Why would I make an ideal candidate 1 I live alone and have got a nice, comfortable extra bed in the guestroom 2 I've got more than enough space for them to dance around the house and more than enough music for them to dance to 3 Fashion = my passion. Enough fashionable looking clothes for them to wear 4 I'm a decent cook, so tasty meals for them every day 5 I may not speak Korean, but I do speak some Japanese. So I can communicate in English and Japanese~
There's no "right or wrong" thing to focus on for a review. We don't do proper reviews (whatever the hell "proper review" means). If you're looking for a more traditional review, this is the wrong channel for that. Traditional, proper reviews bore us. We focus on what we find interesting and what we want to talk about. We can talk about people's mouths hanging open, or how dirty a floor of a club must be, or murdering people with baguettes, or losing your pants in slow motion.
I'd be an ideal candidate for a U-KISS member(s) because 1. I'm a dancer as well and because of this I have a dance practice room in my basement complete with heating and air conditioning. I'm out of dance because of an injury so it's open to be used at any hour of the dance for as long as he would like. 2. From my house to the mall is about a 10 minute drive so if he ever had the urge to go get more clothes it's only a short distance away. 3. I have extra 3 beds available. 4. 24/7 food access.
Re: MBLAQ's "Mona Lisa" "This video contains content from KBS Media, CJ E&M Music and Sony ATV Publishing, one or more of whom have blocked it on copyright grounds." Here's a link that works, for now: /watch?v=K914D60eX5E
My place, Eli: white room, spray paint all day. Kiseop can mess up he room with is MANSTRENGHT with out the other members getting mad. AJ: a room where he can write his math equations (dream come true). With privacy of his own room, Dongho can play the piano as he talks to himself, without the members’ staring at him like he’s a crazy child. Kevin: finally have his OWN bed. Hoon: Taekwondo room. Soo Hyun: red room practice high notes. Also we will dance everyday & have the most hippest fashion.
i don't think thats gonna be possible due to the fact ring ding dong is not a new song so it won't appear on the voting charts and so it won't be possible to make it no.1 and so it won't be reviewed
Hi Simon and Martina! I think I would make the perfect candidate to take U-Kiss in. As for sleeping, we don't have that much space but nothing more fun than camping in the living room right? Food? Keke, I live in Belgium so I can provide them the finest Belgian choclate and fries. I could let them taste the finest beers (don't worry I won't let them get drunk!) We could all go shopping in Antwerp, I heard there's a new store that sells Korean clothes ^^ And dance practice in the backyard xp
i would be a great candidate because, since i live in Hawaii, i can take them to the beach and go shopping with them and bring them to all kinds of cool stuff. and when we come home, we can all just enjoy time and i would feed them good food and we can listen to all kinds of music:)
there are actually enough rooms in my house for all of them to stay with me. well, there are six rooms other than mine, but i wouldnt mind sharing with soohyun
My street name is Gaylord, a two story house with five bedrooms (beds included) along with game rooms/mini fridges, with a lemon tree outside for unlimited natural lemonade, following with a built in pool, and a multi-purpose hammock... last but not least, wi-fi is available at all times and so is the paletero man, for he passes by twice daily I make an ideal candidate :)
Ok. Another try I forgot some things.... I would be ideal candidate to have a U-Kiss member living in my house because he wouldn`t have to worry about fangirls or paparazzis or anything else like that because nearly NO ONE knows U-Kiss here. So I would be less stress and he would always have good food and warm bed to sleep in and I could bake him my delicious cookies often! We also have piano to play and enought room to dance. I`ve always wanted a big brother! and I have adorable little brother!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTINA!!! :D!! But anyway.... if UKiss is having problems finding a home, (or getting driven out of their home by fangirls) I have a solution: I have a fort that I made out of sunflowers. (Sunflowers are flowers. U-Kiss are flower boys. They can be friends, right? right?) They can dance almost anywhere, really... and not a lot of people know U-Kiss where I live, so they can get a break and maybe find a place without getting kicked out by fangirls. O.o
Being roomates with U-Kiss would be awesome because I could learn their awesome dance and I can actually give them a home. They can be playful and also caring. I would realllllyyyy want their album and I think that being their roomate would be REALLY FUN and ENJOYABLE!!!!!!!! Want the album badly and ps I love ur videos so funng and good!!!
Oh goodness, my very own asian! Ahh I'm so excited! I've been taking care of animals my entire life you see, and I have become very good over the years at taking care of others! In fact, every animal that we've had in the household has lived happy live and lived it to their fullest (except for that one crab that died the day after we got it, but that's besides the point here).
Didn't Spudgy's coat used to be pristine white? His fur is dark stormy sky gray today. Kinda... dirty looking. Or am I just idealizing Spudgy in my mind since I can't deny our R^2 pi?
i got sad when he said he hates me i was like :O but then i thought its just so that the other fans dont come and attack you when he says "i love you" which is y its high pitched he is just tricking you cause its directed at me and he loves me thank you eli
All the beds in my house are on the floor, so no 90 degree beds. And yes I have free rooms. They can dance in my big basement or even walk to a dance studio not even 10 minutes away, and thats by walking. There's also a mall right next to my house, so if they need to find new unique clothes, they will be fully covered. Oh an d trust me I will make sure they're okay, and if theres any sign of FJS i'll will call or message you guys ASAP! U-KISS SARANGHEYO!!!! FIGHTINg:) Simon, Martina Fighting!
I think I could be the best candidate because: 1. I have cookies. LOTS OF COOKIES! Everyone likes cookies right? 2. I have a bed that isn't in my wall. Actually, I have 3 bedrooms so there's more than one bed. 3. I really enjoy dancing so I could help them with dancing twice a day ^^ 4. I live in Portugal so we can go to awesome beaches. 5. My house has super security against Mordney. u_u 6. My street has lots of pigeons so Eli can talk and spend some time with them xD
Why I'm the ideal U-kiss member adopter: 1.I'll personally see to it that they're taken out to dance 2x a day to OH MY dance 2.I am a retired teenage secret agent that had found the secret cure to Flaccid Jaw Syndrome 3.My personal stylist will take care of their clothing needs 4. Their room WILL have gravity so floating will not happen 5. As a retired secret agent, I'll protect them from rabid fan girls 6. They'll end every day by watching an EATYOURKIMCHI video 7. I'LL GIVE 'EM LOTS OF LOVE
1. 1/2 acre property to frolic on in the Midwest--NO FANGIRLS ALLOWED 2. Collection of headbands -Hoonbunny 3. Drawing tools for specific shapes -AJ 4. 3 parakeets, a chinchilla, & small poodle to play with -Dongho 5. 10+ mirrors for posing in front of for selcas -ULZZANG PRINCE KISEOP 6. Punching bag [can be fixed to look like creepy fangirl] -Soohyun 7. Large pillows [can be fixed to look like Eli] -Kevin 8. Park within walking distance so Eli can socialize with the local pigeon population :D
@simonandmartina don't mind those People who's Bashing you! :) for me Simon and Martina are Great on Reviewing those MV. They are not Fake. They just Expressing Their Thoughts from the MV. :)) I Love you Both!
I would make the ideal candidate to adopt U-Kiss because I live in a town built by Disney. (Really.) As for housing? I got that covered, and to make up for all the lack of proper housing they have had, I'll get them free admission via relatives to Disney World where they can spend the night in Cinderella's castle. Dancing twice a day? Done, make it all day, if wanted. I assure you they will be taken good care of in the happiest place on earth. Thank you for considering me to adopt them! :)
I really miss when music Monday's were like this.
Totally sharing my room with Kevin
simon, a better question is why wouldn't i make a good house member for u-kiss? Kevin-hyung and I could have long conversations about being raised on the west coast and, yes, I would have trouble keeping my hands off of Soo Hyun-hyung, but other than that, I'd be amazing!!!
We've already decided: we really want to go to Singapore. Really really! We just can't set up a meetup in Singapore, because we've never been, don't know the rules of setting up a place, or...anything about business in Singapore!
If anyone can set it up for us, like how M.E. Malaysia is setting our event in Malaysia up for us, THEN WE WILL COME TO SINGAPORE INSTANTLY. LIKE, INSTANTLY!
They could just all move in cause I'm just that generous. >.
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Yay! We're SOOOO EXCITED about coming to Malaysia! Hope to see you there! I'll remember this comment if you say that it's you (just say "the comment on your U-Kiss video with all the hearts"!)
Thanks for your advice on having a career on the internet. I value your opinion - clearly derived from your expertise in the field - oh so greatly.
Thanks for the suggestion on how we should do our jobs, but I think we'll continue to focus on little stupidities in videos. We like little stupidities. Our favorite moments come from the little stupidities we notice.
A "full grasp" - whatever that means - would be for a different kind of video, not for a Kpop Music Monday. Maybe that's what we did, somehow, in our videos a while ago, but I don't think we've "fully grasped" any video ever.
I don't think you've seen their other comments in our other videos. Maybe if you did you'd understand our response.
Hey! Don't apologize! You're not responsible for the actions of others, but thank you for the sentiment :D We deal with this every week!
I don't care what people say. I find your reviews humorous and unlike the other serious reviews! You never ceases to make me laugh with your Music Monday. Keep up the good job guys!
Thanks to Simon and Martina, now I'm anticipating every Monday of the week.
You're not giving a fair response here.
If people are nice, we thank them for taking the time to write to us. If people disagree respectfully, we respond respectfully. And, in turn, if people are rude, we respond accordingly.
Your counterargument is that we used both a comma and period together? Pointing out a typo? Stop trolling.
I AM SO FREAKING GLAD MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS LINK! Even though I'm partially offended because I'm a KISSme but it's alright because this video just made my day or maybe my month. IT'S SO FREAKING HILARIOUS! I was grinning like a maniac, laughing out loud and rolling around... Literally. You've got my subscription and I will be happy to follow you! :D
THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY MONTH! Kekeke. ^^
I'm revisiting some of these videos because they make me smile. (This one is GOLD). The "Oh-My-Dance" is really a very good description of how I reacted to that dance the first time I saw it.
GAHHH 300,00!! Congrats guys!! I seriously love you both, your videos, and what you do, and I'm so happy for you!!
Congrats on the 300,000 subscribers. Both of you are seriously an inspiration. I have been watching from, well not the beginning, but I have for a long time now. I just want to give you guys a shout out to tell you that before you guys I was scared of being a teacher, and after I found you, you gave me the confidence to become a teacher, not a teacher in Korea, but just a teacher. Thank you guys so much for being so influential in my life with out even knowing it. I ran out of space... Dannggg.
Let it be known, that this is my first K-Pop Music Monday, and I loved every minute of it! and it solidified me as a Kiss-Me :D
Happy 300,000 subscribers!!!!!
Simon, Martina, and Spudgy: You are the three most awesome people on the planet, I'm so sorry for the drama going on in the comments section of this video. You guys do not deserve it!! I, on the other hand, love the video and think you guys are amazing at what you do. ^_^ Keep on doing it, your fans love you!!
He says 'calculate the hypotenuse for it'. You can activate the subtitles for the video if you can't understand well what they say :)
I still can't understand why U-KISS have only few awards. They music is amazing.
1. I have many rooms for them all to sleep in( including Mordney)
2. I am a kiss-me since not young
3.Lots of dancing space
4.Animal kigurumis for all of them( not only for Dongho)
5.Math tools and books for AJ
6.More wardrobe choices
7.AND...kimchi for them to eat everyday!!!!..yum.......:D
I really love them soooooo much! Sarranghaeyo! U-KISS and KISS-MEs FIGHTING
P.S love you guys too, Simon and Martina. I watch vids everyday. Eatyourkimchi FIGHTING!
This song is highly addicting. I hated it at first, but I listened to it about three times, and I was hooked. I listened to it 15 times in a row on a road trip, dreamt about it. This song is a bit more complex than other Kpop songs, so some people don't get it I guess.
YAYY I'm so happy when i saw that you guys made a review on this :D
Three things. The eyeshadow that Martina has on is amazing, I'm loving the shirt that Simon is wearing, and curse my Geometry techer for calling that part of a triangle a hippo!
I don't know but sometimes, you and I are agree with the opinions about any MV, this time, I thought the same, I love them, I liked doradora but I think I had to repeat several times in order to be more of the song, anyways the dance is awesome!! LOVED IT *-*
this was my kpop mv i watched :D & i fell for Eli :D i miss these days :( hope they can comeback with such upbeat songs
Wowwwww, so much ridiculousness going on ! Simon and Martina. You guise are amazing, just because one or two silly little insignificant people decided to hate on you, doesnt mean the rest of us do :3 We love you guise! Keep making awesome videos!
Omgeezers! 300,00 subscribers!!! Congratulations once again! Also I'd love if Kevin would stay will me and he could be my singing mentor!
I would be the perfect candidate because
-I have a basement and sun room as well as a large backyard which would give them plenty of room to dance around in
-My sister loves to dance and would be glad to dance with them more than 2 times a day
-I am currently taking Studio Arts for VCE and can provide them with a range of paints and brushes as well as 2 white couches in order further their recent interests in 'painting'
-I also have quite a few large rocks lying around which Kiseop could crush.
All the beds in the house are queen size and above; I cook, i clean, i dance. what more can you want?
I live in a good sized home, with extra beds so they don't have to share. I am a great cook, I can cook just about anything I try, so even if they are picky and can find a food they'll like. I eat rather healthy but can make great deserts. I live in a small town far away from the kpop scene so there wont be many or any fan girls or boys living out here to bother them, and I have two dogs that can protect them from any. And there is plenty of room for their daily dancing.
i'd have a bed for each of them to sleep on and most of my walls are blank so they could decorate to their taste and i love shopping, so they'd still have pretty fashionable threads.
Because I always keep my house nice and clean!! =D
Oh, btw, this MM was fun to watch! You guys are great ^^
Thanks to you guys, whenever I listen to other u-kiss songs all I can hear is Mordney Present ^__^
my first words when i first saw/heard of U Kiss but now i love them all equally
I can't believe how incredibly rude some people are. I'm confused as to why someone would continue to watch their videos if they feel they are somehow flawed. Simon & Martina are obviously doing well enough for this to be their job. I find their reviews refreshing, honest, funny, and sometimes incredibly detailed. Carry on, Simon & Martina, carry on... Ignore those k-pop fans that don't realize that we are all entitled to our own opinions and that not everyone is going to like/love what they do.
It's funny how when I didn't know as much about EYK I thought Mordney was an actual member of U-Kiss. Oh how stupid I was back than...
ITS A MUSIC VIDEO!!! NOT A MOVIE SO THE PLOT DOESNT NEED TO BE PERFECT, just entertaining!!
I love your makeup martina!
Martina I love your cotton candy eyeshadow!
OMG! some people are just stupid. Don't like EYK review just go and make better yourself, what stoping you? I absolutely love their videos. They are just making my day better ^^ Keep on being awsome Simon & Martina ^^
You see, it is this freedom that makes this offer so appealing. As a Pop star, they need their schedule open at home so that they can go out and do...popstar...stuff..--anyway, I am clearly the best choice to take care of an Asian beauty as I would not hoard all their glory to myself. I would feed, cherish, and love their time with me but have the doors open so that their voice and dances could continue to bless the world day after day.
My house is normal size and comfy plus air conditioning so they don't have to worry about the heat. There's an extra room now since my brother left so they can have their privacy. I keep my fangirling to a minimum so worrying about me screaming, being a stalker, and asking for an autograph every 5 seconds. Finally we cook different kinds of foods so no worrying about eating the same food everyday or something. c:
Why I would make a good candidate :o well this is why :
- we would be having so much fun getting to know each other that we'll never hear the clock going 'Tick Tack'
-we'll create new u-kiss dancing moves that will have fans heads going 'Bingeul Bingeul'
-we'll have a great brother & sister relationship that we won't let either fall for a 'Forbidden Love'
-we'll relive our/make childhood memories and create a new 'Neverland'
-we'll know each other so well that it would be like looking in a mir
Happy 300,000 subscribers Simon and Martina ^~^!
I am so renown for my ability to take care of others, that even my parents have entrusted me with their future! I already have everything planned out as to how I will take care of my parents-- litter boxes and hot pockets everywhere so that they can live their lives comfortably! I would grant my very own Asian this honor and allow them to live among my household with my parents, feasting upon the microwaved goodness that is a hot pocket while being open to do as he wills.
For me, instead of beds they could sleep in comfy hemlocks so it doesn't take much space, with a large backyard with large windows to use as mirrors to fulfill their outdoor needs such as dancing. In addition, where I live the climate is pretty much the same and they could develop their English, Mandarin and Cantonese skills. Also, my fridge is filled with fruits and veggies so they will never go hungry and since I take textiles classes they are able to design the clothes and I can create them
i want UKISS's anti-gravity room..
when the members sleep on the bed, i can watch them from the wall..
that's nice
I really agree with you guys, that "I hate you" caught me off guard too xD, and I do liked Neverland and Tick Tack more. I really love the way you do the reviews, I love the way I found out things about the mv thanks to you, like the draws xD (sorry for my bad english)
congrats on the 300 000 subscribers guys!!!!!!!! ^^ love your awesome reviews and you guys speaking Korean MAKES ME LAUGH SO BAD THAT I LITERALLY ROFL :DDD but seriously guys good job! hope you guys do well in the future ^^ and last of all, BOTH YOU'RE KOREAN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!! thanks for teaching me those cool phrases :)
This is probably over already buuuuut... I think I would be a good candidate to have U-Kiss with me because even though we are all different, we could all come together and have fun. I have multiple rooms and bathrooms (we all know Dongho and Eli showered together due to lack of bathrooms.) Also, I feel like I could fit all their needs, cooking cleaning, entertaining, etc.. Thought it might get hard along the way, friendship, loyalty, and support could help us make it though!^^
Oh spudgy, i know you lost your dignity a long time ago but...the OH MY dance just brought your dignity loss to a whole new level. Simon and Martina and Spudgy FTW!! :D
I would make an ideal candidate for Ukiss to sleepover because I have a family of eight, plus an extra queen-sized bed in my basement, so we have plenty of beds and each of them are guaranteed a place to sleep. They can be like Goldilocks and switch beds every night if they want. Plus, we're used to cooking for large crowds so they would be well fed. I also have both a cat and a dog they could snuggle with, and a snake if they’re feeling particularly adventurous/manly.
ukiss should live with me because i have a friend who really likes to dance (but no one wants to dance with him so he always dance with this "forever alone" face), he would LOVE to dance with ukiss any time they want.
another reason why they should live with me is because i quite enjoy doing my math homework so i have LOTS of ideas to write their new songs
ALSO, i know someone who can design cool clothes .
and lastly, i have lots of beds which are glued to the ground... not the wall.
You know, some people just really need to pull that stick out they've been walking with.
You would think that by now a lot of what you see online shouldn't even be taken too seriously. But I guess you can never please everybody.
Please!! If you ever read this Simon/Martina (Spudgy) lol~ I just wanted to let you guys know how much I appreciate all the effort you guys put in making these videos. They are very entertaining not only to myself, but I'm sure to a lot of people as well. Thank You :)
I would share my home with ukiss so that we could watch simon and martina's videos together :D
HAHA! I'M SURE you're SPUDGLY EXCITED TO COME! If you guys finally do find a sponsor or any other way you can do a meetup, please UPDATE coz I really wanna meet you guys! :D
My house would be a good place for U-Kiss to stay because I live out in the middle of nowhere (no fangirl attacks), I myself am not particularly fangirly so they have nothing to fear from me, my home is close enough to a small city so that if they get bored there are thinks to do not too far away, and finally I have a bunch of fluffy kitties and doggies for them to play with!
OH and if they feel like painting, I have 2 white sofas and cans of paint in my garage so yea, they can paint all over it and practice solving triangles by using the pythagorean formula :)
love how you review ♥♥♥
I am a good candidate to house a ukiss member because I live at a public boarding school, so:
Food is free; Ukiss members can be danced twice a day at our school's dance studios; my room has a lot of floor space (for more dancing); if they so chose, Ukiss could learn Japanese, Chinese, Spanish, French, German or Russian at my school. My dorm has many down feather couches in our 3 lounges for Ukiss members to sleep on; 24-hour on campus security; malls & many shops are within walking distance.
because our house have 2 single beds and 1 king size bed to spare and also we have 2 comfortable couches where the ukiss members can sleep. ^O^
Apparently, you're new here. They "make fun" of everything, it's how they show their love!
@HoneyMakur obviously you are just starting to watch their videos, so, I will tell you that SPUDGY Is the name of their dog! You should have started from the begining! I did! And I took forever, but I'm almost caught up^^
I would make a good candidate for being roommates with U-Kiss because I have a large guest room where it can hold up to any two member with plenty of space with their own beds. And my family wants doesn't want anyone out in the streets alone so tehy'll definitely take them in. I also have an entertainment room, where is big enough to be a practice room for them to dance. And lastly, pssh~ I have many math text books where AJ could enjoy doing his math with peace and happiness.
u-kiss made a playlist called eat your kimchi . the point is u-kiss love them and they dont feel annoyed about their preview :\
I've noticed that U-Kiss seems to have more thrusting in their videos/dances than most other k-pop groups. I saw it first in Forbidden Love, and then I saw it in Doradora, near the beginning. I realize that's only two songs, but it's pretty significant, seeing as I can think of no other k-pop thrusting off the top of my head. Maybe I'm wrong, considering I'm still not yet super well-versed in k-pop -w-
On a totally different note, I missed out on all the amazing giveaways I would have wanted to join in on, because I only found EYK a week or two ago D: nooo ;-; ("all the" -> Super Junior, SHINee, Exo, U-Kiss, Batoost, and probably some other ones I just haven't learned about yet)
And then I found Junsu's Intoxication video. NEVER MIND.
And that's ANOTHER song ruined for me by EYK. xD
Why would I make an ideal candidate
1 I live alone and have got a nice, comfortable extra bed in the guestroom
2 I've got more than enough space for them to dance around the house and more than enough music for them to dance to
3 Fashion = my passion. Enough fashionable looking clothes for them to wear
4 I'm a decent cook, so tasty meals for them every day
5 I may not speak Korean, but I do speak some Japanese. So I can communicate in English and Japanese~
There's no "right or wrong" thing to focus on for a review. We don't do proper reviews (whatever the hell "proper review" means). If you're looking for a more traditional review, this is the wrong channel for that. Traditional, proper reviews bore us.
We focus on what we find interesting and what we want to talk about. We can talk about people's mouths hanging open, or how dirty a floor of a club must be, or murdering people with baguettes, or losing your pants in slow motion.
I'd be an ideal candidate for a U-KISS member(s) because
1. I'm a dancer as well and because of this I have a dance practice room in my basement complete with heating and air conditioning. I'm out of dance because of an injury so it's open to be used at any hour of the dance for as long as he would like.
2. From my house to the mall is about a 10 minute drive so if he ever had the urge to go get more clothes it's only a short distance away.
3. I have extra 3 beds available.
4. 24/7 food access.
Re: MBLAQ's "Mona Lisa"
"This video contains content from KBS Media, CJ E&M Music and Sony ATV Publishing, one or more of whom have blocked it on copyright grounds."
Here's a link that works, for now:
/watch?v=K914D60eX5E
My place, Eli: white room, spray paint all day. Kiseop can mess up he room with is MANSTRENGHT with out the other members getting mad. AJ: a room where he can write his math equations (dream come true). With privacy of his own room, Dongho can play the piano as he talks to himself, without the members’ staring at him like he’s a crazy child. Kevin: finally have his OWN bed. Hoon: Taekwondo room. Soo Hyun: red room practice high notes. Also we will dance everyday & have the most hippest fashion.
Watching this video exactly 1 year after it was uploaded ^-^
LOL Guys I think that im simply addicted to you. Even if you were to do a video hours long about apples I'd still watch it!
i don't think thats gonna be possible due to the fact ring ding dong is not a new song so it won't appear on the voting charts and so it won't be possible to make it no.1 and so it won't be reviewed
Hi Simon and Martina!
I think I would make the perfect candidate to take U-Kiss in.
As for sleeping, we don't have that much space but nothing more fun than camping in the living room right?
Food? Keke, I live in Belgium so I can provide them the finest Belgian choclate and fries. I could let them taste the finest beers (don't worry I won't let them get drunk!)
We could all go shopping in Antwerp, I heard there's a new store that sells Korean clothes ^^
And dance practice in the backyard xp
i would be a great candidate because, since i live in Hawaii, i can take them to the beach and go shopping with them and bring them to all kinds of cool stuff. and when we come home, we can all just enjoy time and i would feed them good food and we can listen to all kinds of music:)
there are actually enough rooms in my house for all of them to stay with me. well, there are six rooms other than mine, but i wouldnt mind sharing with soohyun
My street name is Gaylord, a two story house with five bedrooms (beds included) along with game rooms/mini fridges, with a lemon tree outside for unlimited natural lemonade, following with a built in pool, and a multi-purpose hammock... last but not least, wi-fi is available at all times and so is the paletero man, for he passes by twice daily
I make an ideal candidate :)
i could look after ukiss...cuz i love them
ohhh...And I have space for U-KISS to dance twice a day and i am also a subscriber of your youtube channel. :D
Ok. Another try I forgot some things....
I would be ideal candidate to have a U-Kiss member living in my house because he wouldn`t have to worry about fangirls or paparazzis or anything else like that because nearly NO ONE knows U-Kiss here. So I would be less stress and he would always have good food and warm bed to sleep in and I could bake him my delicious cookies often! We also have piano to play and enought room to dance. I`ve always wanted a big brother! and I have adorable little brother!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTINA!!! :D!!
But anyway.... if UKiss is having problems finding a home, (or getting driven out of their home by fangirls) I have a solution:
I have a fort that I made out of sunflowers. (Sunflowers are flowers. U-Kiss are flower boys. They can be friends, right? right?)
They can dance almost anywhere, really... and not a lot of people know U-Kiss where I live, so they can get a break and maybe find a place without getting kicked out by fangirls. O.o
Being roomates with U-Kiss would be awesome because I could learn their awesome dance and I can actually give them a home. They can be playful and also caring. I would realllllyyyy want their album and I think that being their roomate would be REALLY FUN and ENJOYABLE!!!!!!!! Want the album badly and ps I love ur videos so funng and good!!!
Oh goodness, my very own asian! Ahh I'm so excited! I've been taking care of animals my entire life you see, and I have become very good over the years at taking care of others! In fact, every animal that we've had in the household has lived happy live and lived it to their fullest (except for that one crab that died the day after we got it, but that's besides the point here).
I have a really big house, I have two brothers to keep them company, I can sing, and and I shall feed them more (esp. Kevin)
Didn't Spudgy's coat used to be pristine white? His fur is dark stormy sky gray today. Kinda... dirty looking. Or am I just idealizing Spudgy in my mind since I can't deny our R^2 pi?
2:35 where is this song from? I here it often in D-trix videos, other comedic videos and now in Simon and Martina's videos. Anybody know?
please, make a "music mondays"- video for "super junior t's" Rokokko.
i got sad when he said he hates me i was like :O
but then i thought its just so that the other fans dont come and attack you when he says "i love you"
which is y its high pitched he is just tricking you cause its directed at me and he loves me
thank you eli
All the beds in my house are on the floor, so no 90 degree beds. And yes I have free rooms. They can dance in my big basement or even walk to a dance studio not even 10 minutes away, and thats by walking. There's also a mall right next to my house, so if they need to find new unique clothes, they will be fully covered. Oh an d trust me I will make sure they're okay, and if theres any sign of FJS i'll will call or message you guys ASAP! U-KISS SARANGHEYO!!!! FIGHTINg:) Simon, Martina Fighting!
I think I could be the best candidate because:
1. I have cookies. LOTS OF COOKIES! Everyone likes cookies right?
2. I have a bed that isn't in my wall. Actually, I have 3 bedrooms so there's more than one bed.
3. I really enjoy dancing so I could help them with dancing twice a day ^^
4. I live in Portugal so we can go to awesome beaches.
5. My house has super security against Mordney. u_u
6. My street has lots of pigeons so Eli can talk and spend some time with them xD
Why I'm the ideal U-kiss member adopter:
1.I'll personally see to it that they're taken out to dance 2x a day to OH MY dance
2.I am a retired teenage secret agent that had found the secret cure to Flaccid Jaw Syndrome
3.My personal stylist will take care of their clothing needs
4. Their room WILL have gravity so floating will not happen
5. As a retired secret agent, I'll protect them from rabid fan girls
6. They'll end every day by watching an EATYOURKIMCHI video
7. I'LL GIVE 'EM LOTS OF LOVE
1. 1/2 acre property to frolic on in the Midwest--NO FANGIRLS ALLOWED
2. Collection of headbands -Hoonbunny
3. Drawing tools for specific shapes -AJ
4. 3 parakeets, a chinchilla, & small poodle to play with -Dongho
5. 10+ mirrors for posing in front of for selcas -ULZZANG PRINCE KISEOP
6. Punching bag [can be fixed to look like creepy fangirl] -Soohyun
7. Large pillows [can be fixed to look like Eli] -Kevin
8. Park within walking distance so Eli can socialize with the local pigeon population
:D
@simonandmartina don't mind those People who's Bashing you! :) for me Simon and Martina are Great on Reviewing those MV. They are not Fake. They just Expressing Their Thoughts from the MV. :)) I Love you Both!
I would make the ideal candidate to adopt U-Kiss because I live in a town built by Disney.
(Really.)
As for housing? I got that covered, and to make up for all the lack of proper housing they have had, I'll get them free admission via relatives to Disney World where they can spend the night in Cinderella's castle.
Dancing twice a day? Done, make it all day, if wanted. I assure you they will be taken good care of in the happiest place on earth.
Thank you for considering me to adopt them! :)