I like how all of the AI showcases can be summed up as either: A. Ungodly abominations B. Demonstrating use cases so mundane that otherwise don't require AI (that Lenuvo AI being the worst example - you don't need AI to record a 20 second loop of you staring at the camera)
@@ImNotFine44 You can have 30 or 50 folds and 1 fold would have a video playing and other fold a different Like for example folds with odd numbers play video A folds with even number play video b so when you look at the TV from one angle video A plays from diffirent angle video B plays this doesnt have any practical use its just really cool for some clever advirtisment for some shit idk
You forgot the last option which is gaming accessories with built-in AI cheats. So truly some manmade horrors well within our comprehension. At this point AI should take over because we are doing it dirty... the first thing we do with it is make it talk weird, sit in boring meetings and cheat in online games. We're not even at a Detroit: Become Humid scenario yet, it hasn't even gained sentience and we're already treating it like subhuman trash and making it look like the toys under Sid's bed.
20:49 Was actually emotional. Pyro's rant made me go through an emotional rollercoaster, he's really good at making speeches. Everyone needs to see this.
Pyro trying not to make the same joke challenge: impossible Pyro trying not to overreact to donos for money challenge: impossible Pyro trying not to make fun of furries so he can pretend like he aint one challenge: impossible He makes great main channel vids but his second channel is a react Andy at this point
This is truly the worst invention Pyro has ever made EDIT: This Is Truly A Rough Year For Pyrocynical EDIT 2: This Pyrocynical Guy Is Truly Fake EDIT 3: They Truly Ruined Pyrocynical EDIT: PYROFURRYCAL, CHANGING THE TITLE WON'T STOP ME. THIS IS WAR. EDIT 2: FURRYCYNICAL, I CAN KEEP GOING FOREVER. BRING IT. EDIT 3: NIALL FURRPHY, I NEVER SLEEP.
33:59 At first I didnt but if you look at where the top left corner of the "t" in "honestly" is you can see the line, and if you follow it you can see where it intersects with the other horizontal line which isn't as visible but its more grey than the brighter white line that's going down
The point of the transparent screens is for the near future so your landlord can replace your windows with screens filled with ads, that way he "reduces" his over Inflated rent price (a lie) and he's selling the ad space getting paid double.
nah let me get you a even worst one , office cubbicle will now be even smaller and your manager will now be able to see from accross the room what you do on your screen
@@athomicritics uh, bro. They CAN see what you're doing on your screen now, they monitor all your activity. Even if you are on your phone, if you access the internet via the office's wifi it all gets logged. Be careful with office laptops while in home office too. (maybe that was your point and I missed it, sorry)
I competed alongside the Wehead / Dragontree guys a couple years ago, here's a little background for those interested: The original tech they created was clever stretching of 2d video input to project it onto a 3d head. You'd take your phone, join a video call and it'd be output on the Wehead. They put that on top of a humanoid robot, which you would teleoperate while sitting at a computer with a webcam (with tracking gloves). This was actually pretty innovative as they were one of the first serious teams that let you operate their robot without having to enter VR- and your face would be projected in real time onto the robot which offered a pretty competitive level of telepresence. Not sure why Ilia pivoted the product away from robotics and more towards a niche ai... thing. But maybe its just crazy Russian innovation I'm too dumb to understand.
I like how someone mentioned the small hole inside of pyro's shorts and he just bugs under your skin there are bugs under your skin get them out rip them out get them out rip them out
Theres a running gag of the community hating him and roasting him every video and stream. He plays into it, he broke early in the video laughing at one and went back into "time him out"
Bro the playstation car is the next generation of texting and driving. Imagine getting pulled over and you tell the cop "Just a second officer, I'm trying to hit a clip"
Destroyed me when he launched his PS5 into the wall without hesitation and still couldn't resist the "no games" bit. Then he literally rips his pants open after a comment about the hole. This man is pure chaos and I'm living for it.
The transparent MicroLED screen likely won't be for consumer use, only commercial. They could implement the screen on product displays or use them as windows/adverts for their building.
Dude! I frickin LOVE distracted driving! I always try as hard as possible to beat my high score in all the mobile games while topping out my speed (the high speed police pursuit makes for added challenge) and i even have three tvs cycling through the HOTTEST SCENES( from movies AND pyro's streams) I am DEFINITELY gonna buy that ps5 car , it's everything I've ever wanted! Prolly gonna get the razer car too and tow it along with a buncha bungee cords so i can bring those laptops in and gring ever more game to my time on the road , and the leds are so pretty!!! Can't forget to supe both of em up with loudeners and everything (looks like the Razer car already has some space taken up, so unfortunately I can only add a bass setup to one of them, sadge. Any way i heard there's an achievement if u hit all the pedestrians so i gotta go do that! Maybe I'll even use that Handy thing to goon while I do it? I wouldn't getting miroki into my passenger seat either
He's not doing it for fun, he's on stream. If he can make more donos by making his stream entertaining, he isn't losing money. I doubt he walks around off stream destroying his own stuff.
That Miroki looking robot is something they ripped straight out of Ratchet and Clank Size Matters where there are dummy robots of Ratchet trying to attack you 😂
"They cost 1400 dollars" "They're made for factory and warehouse workers" "This car has an entertainment system up front where the driver sits, look at all the lights" _Spanish Google Translate Mario_ _Jerk-off machine except worse than what already exists_ (seriously there are better ones that sync with videos, these aren't new at all) _AR glasses with PS1 character_ _Worse Rubik's Cube_ _Default Unity Anime Girl (literally)_ _Pimp My Ride '24_ Man this was a real tech breakthrough, huh Not to mention Pyro pretending not to be an anime loving furry, the hypocrite
I like the idea of sandals with wheels where I can strap them to any sneakers, but not the tech part. just lower rollerskates you can quickly take off and throw in your backpack. I'ma make me ones
5:57 Imagine buying an Afeela just so when GTA 6 releases you can play immediately after buying the hard copy. Just run and grab one and get away booting it up in your car just so you can be the first person in the world to experience it.
every change to thumbnail/title original: "this year is rough" with thumbnail being the tweet at 0:40 edit 1: "this year is rough" thumbnail was changed to mario edit 2: "this mario is fake" same thumbnail edit 3: "they ruined mario" same thumbnail this will be updated if the title/thumbnail ever changes again (PS we will eat your slop no matter the title)
Actually, I have a skin problem where the skin on my legs dries up to the point where it starts cracking all over the feet when they get sweaty, and as its incredibly painful to even walk then, the roller-sandals actually seem quite nice, besides the price and charging
@@ChickenKinglolz Course I do, but if I worked for instance in a manual labor job, I couldn't really wear rollerskates, could I? Also with rollerskates you kinda have to propel urself by putting your weight onto your feet, which these dont need as theyre charged by electricity, so if i get them correctly you dont really need to even step at all, and just casually "ride" around
@@K0ksaCZyou wouldn’t be able to work a manual labor job with that condition regardless but I’m pretty sure a Segway would be more effective/cheaper/more socially acceptable in almost every scenario
Isn’t the “car driven with a PS5 controller” just kind of a different variant on those episodes of MythBusters where they could rig up cars to be controlled with RC car controllers so they could safely test crashes remotely
2:21 The funny thing is that they actually used to have some workers put on roller-skates to move quicker and be more efficient. They literally did this in the mid-1900s and they’re acting as if it’s some new revolutionary thing.
in the span of 2 minutes , this man threw a ps5 and then ripped his pant for no reason .TRULY a sane person
Psycho Streamer 2
I like how all of the AI showcases can be summed up as either:
A. Ungodly abominations
B. Demonstrating use cases so mundane that otherwise don't require AI (that Lenuvo AI being the worst example - you don't need AI to record a 20 second loop of you staring at the camera)
Or c, rich people bait like the razer car or folding tv
@@ImNotFine44 You can have 30 or 50 folds and 1 fold would have a video playing and other fold a different
Like for example
folds with odd numbers play video A folds with even number play video b
so when you look at the TV from one angle video A plays from diffirent angle video B plays
this doesnt have any practical use its just really cool
for some clever advirtisment for some shit idk
Another mundane use case, nvidia's "won't break eye contact" tech.
You forgot the last option which is gaming accessories with built-in AI cheats. So truly some manmade horrors well within our comprehension. At this point AI should take over because we are doing it dirty... the first thing we do with it is make it talk weird, sit in boring meetings and cheat in online games. We're not even at a Detroit: Become Humid scenario yet, it hasn't even gained sentience and we're already treating it like subhuman trash and making it look like the toys under Sid's bed.
Theyre inventing rollerscates again
I'm glad Pyro has acknowledged that his channel and roleplays are the worst inventions of all time.
Pyrocynical maid
yeah at least his editing isnt lifeless
If i got dollar for every time i saw one of these comments id be more rich than Pyro
what do you losers get from typing this? does it make your miserable lives better for a few seconds or something...
20:49 Was actually emotional. Pyro's rant made me go through an emotional rollercoaster, he's really good at making speeches. Everyone needs to see this.
holy shit that was inspirational
Why
Thanks gonna goon to this later
Im soo glad i saw it live👃👃👃
🗿🔫
"designed for factory or warehouse workers"
pretty sure 1 hour of battery isn't going to be really helpful on a 7-8 hour shift.
Pyro trying not to make the same joke challenge: impossible
Pyro trying not to overreact to donos for money challenge: impossible
Pyro trying not to make fun of furries so he can pretend like he aint one challenge: impossible
He makes great main channel vids but his second channel is a react Andy at this point
Yeah its predictable at this point
mf, pyro's fans are worse when it comes to saying the same joke over and over again, fuck you mean?
If it gets him money for more main channel vids its all good. Aint my money anyway XD
The group that most hate furries, is furries.
b..b..but ps5 has no games
Im glad we've reached a point where we can make skibity toilet a reality
Spell it right next time don’t disrespect it dude
@@buddyleonard9352 please tell me you're joking...
skibity toiliet
@@theultimatetrashman887 yea lol
@@buddyleonard9352 shabibigi loilet
This is truly the worst invention Pyro has ever made
EDIT: This Is Truly A Rough Year For Pyrocynical
EDIT 2: This Pyrocynical Guy Is Truly Fake
EDIT 3: They Truly Ruined Pyrocynical
EDIT: PYROFURRYCAL, CHANGING THE TITLE WON'T STOP ME. THIS IS WAR.
EDIT 2: FURRYCYNICAL, I CAN KEEP GOING FOREVER. BRING IT.
EDIT 3: NIALL FURRPHY, I NEVER SLEEP.
This is truly the worst comment Nickladin has ever made
20:50 is where he shows his invention guys
Feet @@benzicol
Maid pyro
@@rexxe001 🤤
33:59 At first I didnt but if you look at where the top left corner of the "t" in "honestly" is you can see the line, and if you follow it you can see where it intersects with the other horizontal line which isn't as visible but its more grey than the brighter white line that's going down
How did Pyro slave away his editors to edit a 3 hour stream a couple hours after he finished it
Of course he threatened them with Funko pops
He offered special feet and thigh pics.
The point of the transparent screens is for the near future so your landlord can replace your windows with screens filled with ads, that way he "reduces" his over Inflated rent price (a lie) and he's selling the ad space getting paid double.
2 unskippable ads for grammarly to see the sun
Oh my god I want to kill myself
Oh no...they will do that wont they :(
nah let me get you a even worst one , office cubbicle will now be even smaller and your manager will now be able to see from accross the room what you do on your screen
@@athomicritics your boss being able to tell if you're slacking off is nowhere near as bad as having ads placed in your own home.
@@athomicritics uh, bro. They CAN see what you're doing on your screen now, they monitor all your activity. Even if you are on your phone, if you access the internet via the office's wifi it all gets logged.
Be careful with office laptops while in home office too.
(maybe that was your point and I missed it, sorry)
Let's take a moment to thank pyro for keeping us FAT with slop
He truly keeps us all SO FULL
He never fails to fill us up with his slop
He's grooming us with slop to make us fat for his enjoyment
were gonna turn him on guys stop 😭
Pyro likes when things are fat
I competed alongside the Wehead / Dragontree guys a couple years ago, here's a little background for those interested:
The original tech they created was clever stretching of 2d video input to project it onto a 3d head. You'd take your phone, join a video call and it'd be output on the Wehead. They put that on top of a humanoid robot, which you would teleoperate while sitting at a computer with a webcam (with tracking gloves). This was actually pretty innovative as they were one of the first serious teams that let you operate their robot without having to enter VR- and your face would be projected in real time onto the robot which offered a pretty competitive level of telepresence.
Not sure why Ilia pivoted the product away from robotics and more towards a niche ai... thing. But maybe its just crazy Russian innovation I'm too dumb to understand.
4:44 you already made more “no games” jokes than there are games for the PS5
I like how someone mentioned the small hole inside of pyro's shorts and he just bugs under your skin there are bugs under your skin get them out rip them out get them out rip them out
thank you for the heads up! 😀 i ripped off ny skin and the bugs are everywhere now.
Sometimes i have no idea if pyro genuinely hates his fanbase or not
I have no idea if chat is genuine in their bullying or not. Funny either way
Theres a running gag of the community hating him and roasting him every video and stream. He plays into it, he broke early in the video laughing at one and went back into "time him out"
He's playing it up, he's broken character a few times
I wouldnt blame him if he did
he hates himself so yeah
Bro the playstation car is the next generation of texting and driving. Imagine getting pulled over and you tell the cop "Just a second officer, I'm trying to hit a clip"
Guys when I said we needed to give Pyro more love I didn't mean LUST
Pyro being born was indeed the worst invention his parents ever made
The only reason Pyro doesn't like the Furry bot is because it's not inflated enough
Destroyed me when he launched his PS5 into the wall without hesitation and still couldn't resist the "no games" bit. Then he literally rips his pants open after a comment about the hole. This man is pure chaos and I'm living for it.
"designed for factory workers" ITS AN OPEN TOE FUCKING SHOE
20:50 After months of edging to pyro videos I couldn't hold it anymore I'm sorry guys
Sometimes I can't tell if Pyro is doing all that stuff (throwing ps5 etc.) just for the bit, or he's legit going insane.
"Hey, wanna play the PS5 in my 200k dollar car and then go to your place?"
"Why don't we go to yours?"
"Oh, I'm homeless."
Skibidi toilet starts at 19:08 and ends at 22:59
Pyro makes jokes like a soundboard, can't wait for the 7th GTA 6 joke this week!
and the 30th "no games" joke of the hour
we got [thing] before gta6
Pyro becoming the no self-respect lolcow he was always meant to be ❤
dont really see it.....all I see is him enjoying himself when he makes these videos and you miserable losers commenting on every video.
The transparent MicroLED screen likely won't be for consumer use, only commercial. They could implement the screen on product displays or use them as windows/adverts for their building.
Someone in chat donating a thousand dollars to see pyro's feet dealt immeasurable psychic damage straight to my brain.
that one minigun computer is what we'll get in the heavy update
Dude! I frickin LOVE distracted driving! I always try as hard as possible to beat my high score in all the mobile games while topping out my speed (the high speed police pursuit makes for added challenge) and i even have three tvs cycling through the HOTTEST SCENES( from movies AND pyro's streams) I am DEFINITELY gonna buy that ps5 car , it's everything I've ever wanted! Prolly gonna get the razer car too and tow it along with a buncha bungee cords so i can bring those laptops in and gring ever more game to my time on the road , and the leds are so pretty!!! Can't forget to supe both of em up with loudeners and everything (looks like the Razer car already has some space taken up, so unfortunately I can only add a bass setup to one of them, sadge. Any way i heard there's an achievement if u hit all the pedestrians so i gotta go do that! Maybe I'll even use that Handy thing to goon while I do it? I wouldn't getting miroki into my passenger seat either
You’re telling me I gotta charge my fucking shoes now
imagine being so rich that you're destroying your clothes and ps5's for fun
ps5 have no game
He's not doing it for fun, he's on stream. If he can make more donos by making his stream entertaining, he isn't losing money. I doubt he walks around off stream destroying his own stuff.
it was a joke bro@@greyfells2829
a factory/warehouse would NEVER, EVER by those for their employees
I’m glad pyro’s acknowledging the invention of this channel
This is genuinely the most unhinged Pyro stream I’ve seen yet. Bro threw his PS5, ripped his short leg almost entirely off, etc.
The feet stream was truly the best invention that pyro has ever made
Fr everyone wanted feet
small bulge is a bonus.
That Miroki looking robot is something they ripped straight out of Ratchet and Clank Size Matters where there are dummy robots of Ratchet trying to attack you 😂
The real worst invention is TH-cam for hosting pyro's slop
They did it. They finally made the Japanese toilet real.
my favorite moment is at 6:32 when pyro whips it out
I like that Pyro insists that the transparent screen is useless, when it is clearly meant to be put in the middle of a room and not up against a wall.
Imagine your PS5 controller begins drifting while you are on the highway crashing you into a tree.
I don't understand why Pyros so hyped up about the Handy device. He's always caged up anyways.
dont buy the moonwalk, buy heelies, they are batteryfree
$1,400 to look like your movement speed is faster than your walk cycle
This truly is one of the most Pyro videos of all time
"They cost 1400 dollars"
"They're made for factory and warehouse workers"
"This car has an entertainment system up front where the driver sits, look at all the lights"
_Spanish Google Translate Mario_
_Jerk-off machine except worse than what already exists_ (seriously there are better ones that sync with videos, these aren't new at all)
_AR glasses with PS1 character_
_Worse Rubik's Cube_
_Default Unity Anime Girl (literally)_
_Pimp My Ride '24_
Man this was a real tech breakthrough, huh
Not to mention Pyro pretending not to be an anime loving furry, the hypocrite
I love clicking on a slop video and seeing pyro call a robot a furry within the first 30 seconds 😊
imagine something crushing your toes cause youre wearing 6x6 sandals
Pyro's finally acknowledging that inventing his channel was a mistake
14:55 It connects to the internet so you can pay a subscription service. If you dont pay you are then held hostage and tortured by the toy.
Imagine making battery powered bluetooth skates for warehouse workers that only last 1 hour
Last time someone drove a vehicle with a game controller 5 people died.
Great Video, Hairochinical. Truly one of a kind.
Edit: Just gooned off to pyros feet.
The pc is literally just a level 2 engineer turret
Never felt older in my life then when pyro asked “you guys know what heelies are right!?”
As long as the PlayStation feature is disabled while the car is in drive, otherwise I don’t see how that’s even be legal to sell
33:48 Pyrotechnics schizophrenia confirmed
The Playstation Car has to be one of the worst inventions of all time
I like the idea of sandals with wheels where I can strap them to any sneakers, but not the tech part. just lower rollerskates you can quickly take off and throw in your backpack. I'ma make me ones
its a slow news day at pyro headquarters.
That Mario is actually a 2017 sfm
Amazing the speed that pyro has for spotting furry's of his kind
2:54 Pyro flexes his herman miller chair
"It's designed for factory workers."
Only lasts one hour, yeah sure.
Not Pyro saying he promises to not make no games jokes, me fast forwarding 10 seconds, and the first thing I hear is "no games"
I was just about to die of starvation but Pyro saved me with this slop.
5:57 Imagine buying an Afeela just so when GTA 6 releases you can play immediately after buying the hard copy. Just run and grab one and get away booting it up in your car just so you can be the first person in the world to experience it.
26:28 finally the tiny desk engineer is real
16:29 Finally. We can find the Rhythm for Cbat
8:30 Imagine if bro presses slightly too hard on the accelerate trigger and the car rips out into the audience... 💀💀💀
every change to thumbnail/title
original: "this year is rough" with thumbnail being the tweet at 0:40
edit 1: "this year is rough" thumbnail was changed to mario
edit 2: "this mario is fake" same thumbnail
edit 3: "they ruined mario" same thumbnail
this will be updated if the title/thumbnail ever changes again
(PS we will eat your slop no matter the title)
Damn i thought there was only the first and last one wtf
Actually, I have a skin problem where the skin on my legs dries up to the point where it starts cracking all over the feet when they get sweaty, and as its incredibly painful to even walk then, the roller-sandals actually seem quite nice, besides the price and charging
You know roller skates exist, right ?
@@ChickenKinglolz Course I do, but if I worked for instance in a manual labor job, I couldn't really wear rollerskates, could I? Also with rollerskates you kinda have to propel urself by putting your weight onto your feet, which these dont need as theyre charged by electricity, so if i get them correctly you dont really need to even step at all, and just casually "ride" around
Only working for 1 hour before needing to be charged pretty much invalidates any argument you could make for their utility
@@K0ksaCZyou wouldn’t be able to work a manual labor job with that condition regardless but I’m pretty sure a Segway would be more effective/cheaper/more socially acceptable in almost every scenario
Imagine getting jumped while wearing a pair of 1400$ wheelies
7:56 thong moment
I discovered the rest of the stream, now i can die in peace
I remember when this video was named "This Mario Is Fake"
PYRO WEARS PANTIES CONFIRMED 7:44
Says I’m going to hold back on the PS5…gets 50 gifted
4:57 Bozo really thought he had the whole squad laughing here
40 minute slop means we are not getting a main channel vid any time soon
As someone with OCD it bothers me immensely that he never paused stream to replace his shorts
Isn’t the “car driven with a PS5 controller” just kind of a different variant on those episodes of MythBusters where they could rig up cars to be controlled with RC car controllers so they could safely test crashes remotely
Imagine buying those sandles on a factory workers salary.
But mister police officer, my crontoller had stick drift, i am not responsible for the death of that family of 5
Pyro never fails to make the worst things 😊
That head looked like mobius from new vegas old world blues
the furry robot is gonna take pyros job
22:26 Bro found himself in The Truman Show 💀
The man who sold his feet but gave us his buldge
Bro thinks bidets are supposed to spray all your shit off 💀
Pyro never fails to deliver the baby
They should invent sand so the craziest woman ever has something to eat
We got pyro feet and thigh reveal before gta 6
Damn his thighs 🤤
"factory worker who walks a lot" "1 hour of walk time" they dont realise that you work 8 hours shifts on average, do they?
Pyro’s gonna be all over that smell-o-vision when it comes out. He can finally truly experience fat tf2 pyro.
hed smell like cigarette smoke but 10x worse.
Can we appreciate how pyro had to change the video title two times just to give more variety to his slop?
2:21 The funny thing is that they actually used to have some workers put on roller-skates to move quicker and be more efficient. They literally did this in the mid-1900s and they’re acting as if it’s some new revolutionary thing.
10:11 what i find funny about the microled is they forgot most shows have backgrounds, so you wont even be able to see through it most of the time