Any person he found online he invited into his really big house with a giant green screen inside it with some hyper realistic 3d cars being drove and hyper realistic 3d food
He's afraid his British nature takes over him and he tries to brew it into a tea. He's unaware that years of eating British food has made him immune to all kinds of poison.
Pyro struggling to understand basic astronomy makes me so happy, I love how he just can not grasp the fact that gravity is holding Jupiter together. I love him.
The fucking Iapetus situation. The headline reads "Iapetus (Moon)" and the guy is still unsure if it's a moon because it reads "satellite" fucking lmao
Water plant go ehjdjdhwfiduejdjfhkejsbdojdbdisjdjdjdjdjsiidjdjdidisbfujdbsidjbdisjsjfbAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sips tea*
fun fact about hemlock, they look EXTREMELY SIMILAR to queen Ann’s lace, which is a wild carrot. I was going to forage some, but it was far too similar for me to risk. if you look up the plants compared to one another, they have almost the same flowers, roots, etc.
Luckily they have some distinguishable features like the gaps between the flowers and if the ann’s have purple/red spots on the stem! Can definitely be scary if you dont have a picture of said plants to 100% distinguish the two or you’ve forgotten what they look like. Especially with hemlock being irritable if touched! Once they go into your eyes, mouth or a cut you’re completely fucked
@@Sevasona yeah definitely. I also think one of them has hairless stems while the other doesn’t? I can’t quite remember. Also I think hemlock is much taller than queen Ann’s lace.
Queen Ann’s lace also has a super obvious black dot of flowers in the middle of the cluster of white flowers. I grew up in an area where I’m pretty sure now also had hemlock, but it also had Queen Ann’s lace. I knew what the lace looked like pretty well as a kid, and I knew what the edible plants were. So I just avoided everything else. I’m surprised in hindsight I didn’t eat something that killed me…
ngl I absolutely love how easily distracted this guy is. I have adhd and the quick swap from creepy horror video to "why is venus inhospitable" and then a random deep dive on the environmental structure and patterns on mars and jupiter is very fun and super interesting. it's the exact way my brain works too and it's cool to see those thoughts and questions quickly satisfied
@@大砲はピュ ADHD people shall seek the truth while normal people shall stay stuck at the same road, walking and walking until they come upon the tracks and the train comes for them
the internet has dissolved this man so much. when i got to the water hemlock curry bit he said "are you trolling" about four consecutive times, its not even "are you joking" or something
same with "monka." Does give me a chuckle honestly, his speech is so saturated with meme culture lexicon that I feel like he's almost speaking in code from the perspective of older generations.
yeah like at this rate i wonder if hes consciously doing it, or his brain is automatically hardwired to add internet buzzwords to like a quarter of what he says
@Exhithronous even if its not ironic it's still fkn annoying. He's done it in more than one video i've seen so far... must not be a creative guy if he has to joke like that.
It’s more likely that they’re just stalling the inevitable, since it eventually the Iris will get what it wants. (I mean unless of course Gemini is founded after all the events have happened.)
I thought that in the lethal Oman bunker the aluminium dome lit up and then the wood crawler disappeared meaning it worked but I may have misunderstood it.
@@L0VAC-53 the woodcrawlers avoid fake humans, knowing they are already infected by another woodcrawler. The short wave radio inside the bunker plays the sounds of people screaming, (dubbed auditory hallucinations) which makes you sound like a fake human. "Do not panic, your tears are filled with salt." References the woodcrawler's basic ability to smell, which means if you do not cry or panic, you will smell like a fake human as well. The aluminum dome i assume is a signal amplifier so you can receive signals through the thick bunker. (this is a theory btw)
Definitely the best ARG you’ve live streamed, building off cosmic horror and infections as a base instead of just ‘spirits and other worldly hooligans fucks with humans’
@@Aisubun pretty sure it counts because it's still a sorta "mystery indirect storytelling" with some clues to figure out the main picture that you have to solve
Watching Pyro failing to understand the Jupiter doesn't have a solid surface and you can't walk on it despite it clearly being a "GAS" giant is hilarious.
That changes a lot about what we know of the Iris. Iris projects something onto Neptune, the lens. It then refracts that projection onto Saturn, the gateway, which possibly acts as a portal between dimensions that makes it come out of the Saturn in our reality, or the gateway is like an amplifier that sends the refracted stuff to Earth. But if the 'great red spot' not being an eye as an obvious nod to Iris literally being an eye isn't true because it's actually an open wound, how does Jupiter factor into the Iris's multistage method of projecting itself onto Earth?
@@offbrandbiscuitUnsure, but perhaps Jupiter is what was protecting the Solar system from the Iris in the 1st place? Or maybe it was a member of the Iris's species(?) that it had to fight for scarce resources.
@@MacCarthur I like the idea of Jupiter's sheer size making it a planetary protector. First I'm pretty sure it's gravitational pull catches a lot of asteroids that would've otherwise potentially stuck Earth, then it catches the planetary destroyer in one of the SCP articles, and now this.
i read some pages of the gemini home entertainment wiki. So the lights, gardeners and woodcrawlers are separate aliens, the gardeners are those octopuses with glowing heads (the ones encountered in the marianas trench and in the caves) while the lights are some weird aliens that lurk humans and harvest them and finally the woodcrawlers have a gray skin and they have a single large glowing eye (as said in the wiki)
The Gemini Home Entertainment reminds me of Jenova from FF7. "She" was a space parasite that fell to Midgar and assumed the form of the Citra, who had lived on Midgar at the time.
On the dreams journal bit--I can confirm that if you write it or record it somewhere, you are bound to remember that dream very clearly. I've been documenting my dreams for over a year now, as I dream every night and they're all weird in their own unique way. It's really fun to look back on them, even the nightmare ones. Y'all should try it! Other than that, I appreciated how Pyro actually tried to piece the information together, rather than watch it simply.
@@PosterityIslesNews Not really snow. Its more like "ice caps" but instead of ice made of typical H2O like we would normally assume, its CO2 Ice or Dry Ice.
There are actually plants out there worse than water hemlock. There is one for instance that causes so much pain that people and animals put themselves out of their misery. And even those that somehow tough it out, the pain stays with you for months.
12:50 this is super useful, the alarm tells me when the bank people/ irs are gonna arrive, I sneak into the bunker and hide, wait for them to leave, then go back into my house. Worked every time
They should have stopped with Animal 2 . It was an excellent conclusion to the series and wrapped up the lore, but Animal 3 just took the story and dumped it; this is a prime example of developers getting too desperate for more attention and releasing a rough, unpolished game in an attempt to stay relevant.
The listed effects of water hemlock are literally worse than those for Nature's Mockery. Deep Root Disease has a 60 day incubation time and might not even be technically fatal, but hemlock just ends you in 3 hours while you seize and convulse. I guess that there's something to be said for extreme suffering being worse than death, but they're at least comparable, which is both hilarious and terrifying.
I honestly would NOT want my dreams recorded. I tried making a dream diary, until one day I checked out all my stories and realized how just absolutely abhorrent my dreams were. I only noted down a few before I stopped, I had one where I was in a cult and I had to stab three or four people several times for a ritual, blood poured and covered me. I can almost vividly remember it, it's like when you're trying to remember an old memory. I also had a dream where my whole family was held captive and tied up, and I got to watch them all get shot in the head. After the bang, their bodies just goes limp, like a ragdoll. These stories written down by me already makes me kinda nauseous remembering, why in God's name would I want it recorded?
@PyroVODS too answer your question.. yes that Mariana trench hole thing you were speaking of is a real thing. Lore wise I believe it's just a different thing than the Mariana trench but (if my memory of my US high school junior year biology class serves me correct, it was only last school year so it should) what's essentially shown is a diagram of (what at least as far as us humans are aware) the deepest sections of the ocean as it is widely speculated that the Mariana trench *isn't* the deepest part of the ocean. It's just showing what (our) scientists theorize, estimate, and/or have data to back the graphing/diagraming.
Just wanna say about the water hemlock: it isn't just in America, it's in Europe too (Slavic Europe at least, where I live). Me and my mom saw a couple extremely large ones on a riverbank (at a safe distance, thankfully) and she told me how even cows could get almost corrosive irritation from brushing up against them. They're no joke at all-
In fact it's not really At least because whales don't eat fish, they eat plankton and they can't eat something bigger than an orange I'm still not sure if those mistakes are intentional or not
The danger of Water Hemlock is that from the ground up it looks incredibly similar to cowparsley. Cowparsley used to be used a lot of food and medicine- imagine foraging for food and just keeling over and not knowing why
Something interesting to know is Mythos is defined as a myth which quickly reminded me of gods. Saturn is the god of Agriculture which makes so much sense now
Its analog horror series like these that just make you want to not sleep. its so damn well made, I just can't stop thinkig about how the creator's nights were like.
I'm not sure if you check these comments, but if you want to hear a thought otu explanation of what these might actually be, I would suggest Wendigoon's channel, he did a video on the Gemini House where he gave his own thoughts and goes pretty in-depth on these types of things. He's done a few ARG's you've watched.
No, actually don't. Wendigoon is a right-wing shithead whose previous online persona was literally called "boogaloo boy." Not to mention he's fucking awful at analysing media anyways. Nexpo covered GHE in a much more interesting and comprehensive manner. Watch him instead.
Ok for a lil bit of clarification about poisonous mushrooms because I'm a nerd: In his bit about the hemlock, he remarks about poisonous mushrooms being easy to find due to being red with white spots. However, one of the most dangerous types of mushrooms, the amanita genus, look almost identical to a completely harmless mushroom, the ink cap, which is quite tasty. People get these mixed up a lot and end up dying of liver/kidney failure as a result of consumption of this mushroom. also wtf the gemini CATALOGUE whuttttt
And damn- the Sun Vanished was a good series. It ended like... recently I think, or rather heard that it has finished and moved on into some indie movie, but it's been a longass while since I delved into this one
Maybe the final line of “it was no longer shaped like a bear” could have some link with the bear thing in the wilderness survival guide. Maybe the thing first took over a bear and then went to the party and absorbed more people. I believe the guy in the house who died by the wood crawler was jack dean, jack dean jumped over the river which could mean that he escaped the party to make the wilderness survival guide, but then die by the wood crawler.
"Soft T-pose" My man, it's called an A-pose. Jupiter exists because of gravity, dude. Billionaires don't have emotions. They're not gonna feel existentialism when they get to space. Natural satellites are different from man-made satellites, bro. Moons are called natural satellites because they are natural and orbit a larger celestial body. Man-made satellites are called satellites because they orbit a large celestial body.
Funny how pyro is worried about coming in contact with water hemlock despite him never even going outside in the first place
The whole Binley Mega Chippy video was a greenscreen
Any person he found online he invited into his really big house with a giant green screen inside it with some hyper realistic 3d cars being drove and hyper realistic 3d food
He's afraid his British nature takes over him and he tries to brew it into a tea.
He's unaware that years of eating British food has made him immune to all kinds of poison.
@@crispcrasp8375 Garry's mod recreation.
the water hemlock can kill you in 15 minutes
Pyro struggling to understand basic astronomy makes me so happy, I love how he just can not grasp the fact that gravity is holding Jupiter together. I love him.
The fucking Iapetus situation. The headline reads "Iapetus (Moon)" and the guy is still unsure if it's a moon because it reads "satellite" fucking lmao
@@htresty6442 dude is so stupid LOL
Its oddly adorable lol
@@Createrz2015 weird
Weird
“The next one’s gonna be the scary one, like a guy screaming…”
“HEEELP!”
Gold.
I'm on stitches lmao
@@Joa7_7 what?
@@butterss1178 they on stiches
find f f fncndhff. F f dhdhrudhr f gh bi mi da jo mrbeast fest
@@dale992 don't forget the lmao
Gotta love how Pyro was more scared and interested by the Hemlock than the series about a sentient moon being and Skinwalkers
Probably because the skinwalkers and Iris aren't real but water hemlock very much is real
@@Jusuff how do you know? It could be out there… watching… waiting… might wanna check your floor boards buddy.
@@Jusuff Enjoy the next 45 seconds…
Because you deserve to be happy
@@am-ranth8955 use your SIV to make sure your not one of them
I've touched that stuff before. Am I built different or just immune to poison because I eat chippy (actual poison) ?
The Hemlock bit put more fear in Pyro than any game or ARG has.
Water plant go ehjdjdhwfiduejdjfhkejsbdojdbdisjdjdjdjdjsiidjdjdidisbfujdbsidjbdisjsjfbAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sips tea*
@@leaf360 haha water plant go
**half-life death sound here**
@@AlexRodriguez0407 Emergency! User dead imminent!
The Virgin Nature's Mockery vs the Chad Water Hemlock
Well one is real the other isnt
I can't tell if the internet has melted one of his cortexes or Pyro legitimately doesn't know grade school trivia about planets.
He unironically says "Monka". What do you think?
Pyro pawned of his remaining neurons from the spinal column to pay this month's rent. The cranial cyst he had stopped functioning long ago.
School makes your brain rot and get very uninterested in the work, so it's not a surprise he doesn't know "basic" shit about school work
average british "person"
I don't know how to tell you this but like 90% of the shit you learn in school right now you'll forget in like two years
"Is it a neurotoxin? Oh the nervous system that's even worse" Jesus Christ, Pyro
Damn I just commented this too lmao
Xqc moment
1:12:03
@@pyrogaming5560similar appearance
"How is Jupiter holding together?"
fun fact about hemlock, they look EXTREMELY SIMILAR to queen Ann’s lace, which is a wild carrot. I was going to forage some, but it was far too similar for me to risk. if you look up the plants compared to one another, they have almost the same flowers, roots, etc.
Luckily they have some distinguishable features like the gaps between the flowers and if the ann’s have purple/red spots on the stem! Can definitely be scary if you dont have a picture of said plants to 100% distinguish the two or you’ve forgotten what they look like. Especially with hemlock being irritable if touched! Once they go into your eyes, mouth or a cut you’re completely fucked
@@Sevasona yeah definitely. I also think one of them has hairless stems while the other doesn’t? I can’t quite remember. Also I think hemlock is much taller than queen Ann’s lace.
@@サム-i1z Queen ann's is the one with a hairy stem :)
Queen Ann’s lace also has a super obvious black dot of flowers in the middle of the cluster of white flowers. I grew up in an area where I’m pretty sure now also had hemlock, but it also had Queen Ann’s lace. I knew what the lace looked like pretty well as a kid, and I knew what the edible plants were. So I just avoided everything else. I’m surprised in hindsight I didn’t eat something that killed me…
@@arianabell9351 I thought it was a purple dot in the middle?
ngl I absolutely love how easily distracted this guy is. I have adhd and the quick swap from creepy horror video to "why is venus inhospitable" and then a random deep dive on the environmental structure and patterns on mars and jupiter is very fun and super interesting. it's the exact way my brain works too and it's cool to see those thoughts and questions quickly satisfied
It’s disgusting how weak to distractions he is. Have some focus ugh ADHD people my god
@@大砲はピュ u r Troll
@@大砲はピュ ?
@@大砲はピュ based
@@大砲はピュ ADHD people shall seek the truth while normal people shall stay stuck at the same road, walking and walking until they come upon the tracks and the train comes for them
the internet has dissolved this man so much. when i got to the water hemlock curry bit he said "are you trolling" about four consecutive times, its not even "are you joking" or something
same with "monka." Does give me a chuckle honestly, his speech is so saturated with meme culture lexicon that I feel like he's almost speaking in code from the perspective of older generations.
yeah like at this rate i wonder if hes consciously doing it, or his brain is automatically hardwired to add internet buzzwords to like a quarter of what he says
i honestly feel bad. dude thinks ur mom jokes, saying sussy, and amog us is still funny. not that it ever was.
@@LoiteringLeech your mom
@Exhithronous even if its not ironic it's still fkn annoying. He's done it in more than one video i've seen so far... must not be a creative guy if he has to joke like that.
I love how we went from an analogue horror series to poisonous parsley
Pyro will create the Water Hemlock Files
“The harbinger guards in vain” probably refers to Harbinge Technologies, as the bunker meant to guard people failed.
Or it might mean that their efforts will be futile eventually
It’s more likely that they’re just stalling the inevitable, since it eventually the Iris will get what it wants.
(I mean unless of course Gemini is founded after all the events have happened.)
I thought that in the lethal Oman bunker the aluminium dome lit up and then the wood crawler disappeared meaning it worked but I may have misunderstood it.
@@L0VAC-53 the woodcrawlers avoid fake humans, knowing they are already infected by another woodcrawler. The short wave radio inside the bunker plays the sounds of people screaming, (dubbed auditory hallucinations) which makes you sound like a fake human. "Do not panic, your tears are filled with salt." References the woodcrawler's basic ability to smell, which means if you do not cry or panic, you will smell like a fake human as well. The aluminum dome i assume is a signal amplifier so you can receive signals through the thick bunker.
(this is a theory btw)
I loved where he said "it's gemini time" goosebumps. truly a moment. it indeed is a reaction.
What are we, some kinda Gemini Home Entertainment?
Idk what you are talking about. He CLEARLY appropriated the line from the MAGNIFICENT movie “Morbius”. Sad
I loved the part where he said, “It’s Gemini’n time.” And be totally Gemini’d all over everyone.
@@grantose8310 r/wooosh
@@Meme_Man420 *Uno reverse card*
Definitely the best ARG you’ve live streamed, building off cosmic horror and infections as a base instead of just ‘spirits and other worldly hooligans fucks with humans’
Holy a civilised comment in a Pyro's video?
Is it an ARG? ARGs need some kind of community interaction and afaik Gemini doesn't have that.
@@Aisubun pretty sure it counts because it's still a sorta "mystery indirect storytelling" with some clues to figure out the main picture that you have to solve
@@Super-Vision maybe he means that Lethal Omen is an actual games and it has 5 endings which contain things that were showed in the series later
"Other wordly hooligans" xD
"You can walk on the surface, but it's not possible." is my favourite sentence.
Knowing Pyro keeps a dream journal as well makes me feel happy. I got teased for keeping one after my friends and I watched Sharkboy and lava girl.
Yeah same i mean how else am i supposed to portray that mister electric George Lopez appears in my dreams every night
"HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!"
"I did NAHT. Mr Electric, send him the principal's office and have him EXPELLED!"
@@Vawxel you have the dreams too?
@@batfreeze56 yeah dude it's only normal after watching the movie
@@Vawxel lucky I keep getting nightmares of huge tsunamis and losing my teeth.
very happy to see Gemini get some attention. One of the best VHS series on TH-cam.
Favorite part is 1:44:04 with the cop car being taken.
It’s so heartwarming to watch Pyro relearn 3rd grade science.
"MY ASS IS HEAVY"
Idk if the American sciences are more complex in younger years. But in England we were learning how magnets work in year 3.
Not how violently Venus can destroy your body lol
@@WHYAREWEHAVINGTHISCONVERSATION wdym america is the only country.
@@WHYAREWEHAVINGTHISCONVERSATIONreal
natures mockery is such a fucking good name
Honestly that name goes hard as hell
Ah yeah, that was my nickname in high school, you know!
call me nature’s mockery, because I get inside people without consent
Literally me.
cringe@@d.i.ch.1501
Did he just say “The Gemini Catalogue” 💀💀💀
what i was thinking 💀
Bruh moment 😭
💀💀💀
ur mum
The Crossover we have all been waiting for
Watching Pyro failing to understand the Jupiter doesn't have a solid surface and you can't walk on it despite it clearly being a "GAS" giant is hilarious.
I would never be able to watch this without Pyro making fun of everything
It's a form of coping mechanism
Another reason to not watch react content.
@@JeanMarceaux i mean, at least pyro makes it more entertaining
@@killthepandas. I dunno, I was more entertained watching Gemini on my own and piecing the story together, but to each their own, I guess.
@@JeanMarceaux I personally like react content for horror content
It makes it easier to watch than just experiencing it alone
Ah yes, the Gemini Catalogue, my favorite Catalogue series on TH-cam
The best I dare say!
Mandela Home Entertaiment is great, check it out sometime!
@@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegarIts kinda creepy but the LORE tho!
I loved it when he shouted "It's Gemini time" and Gemini'd all over the floor
47:51 I like how during the glitching the phrase "it's not an eye" changes into "it's an open wound"
That changes a lot about what we know of the Iris. Iris projects something onto Neptune, the lens. It then refracts that projection onto Saturn, the gateway, which possibly acts as a portal between dimensions that makes it come out of the Saturn in our reality, or the gateway is like an amplifier that sends the refracted stuff to Earth. But if the 'great red spot' not being an eye as an obvious nod to Iris literally being an eye isn't true because it's actually an open wound, how does Jupiter factor into the Iris's multistage method of projecting itself onto Earth?
@@offbrandbiscuitUnsure, but perhaps Jupiter is what was protecting the Solar system from the Iris in the 1st place? Or maybe it was a member of the Iris's species(?) that it had to fight for scarce resources.
@@MacCarthur I like the idea of Jupiter's sheer size making it a planetary protector. First I'm pretty sure it's gravitational pull catches a lot of asteroids that would've otherwise potentially stuck Earth, then it catches the planetary destroyer in one of the SCP articles, and now this.
After that Water Hemlock dive, Nature's Mockery doesn't sound too bad.
"Water Hemlock is probably a neuroxin- oh it affects the nervous system? That's worse"
No Pyro, I think it might actually be exactly the same lol
Came for a fear of a fake thing left with a fear of a plant
It's official, the Mandalorian saved pyro from a shark attack 😂
"I hope no one reads this journal."
reads a dream out loud to thousands of people
I will never forget pyro needing to go with “le shreck onion speech”to comprehend basic astronomy
After finding out what water hemlocks are:
new fear unlocked
new pyrocynical vod to put on in the background while i contemplate my life choices
"You can walk on the surface, it's just impossible, if that makes sense." Was adorable.
i read some pages of the gemini home entertainment wiki. So the lights, gardeners and woodcrawlers are separate aliens, the gardeners are those octopuses with glowing heads (the ones encountered in the marianas trench and in the caves) while the lights are some weird aliens that lurk humans and harvest them and finally the woodcrawlers have a gray skin and they have a single large glowing eye (as said in the wiki)
The iris wants to cultivate earth into a tasty morsel of flesh so it can devour it.
The Gemini Home Entertainment reminds me of Jenova from FF7. "She" was a space parasite that fell to Midgar and assumed the form of the Citra, who had lived on Midgar at the time.
you mean gemini home entertainment
@The Game Shоrts 🅥 gay theory
@@genericnick-xi2dq I do, yes.
After that part about demisia tunnel I’m convinced Pyro believes every found footage movie is real
On the dreams journal bit--I can confirm that if you write it or record it somewhere, you are bound to remember that dream very clearly. I've been documenting my dreams for over a year now, as I dream every night and they're all weird in their own unique way. It's really fun to look back on them, even the nightmare ones. Y'all should try it!
Other than that, I appreciated how Pyro actually tried to piece the information together, rather than watch it simply.
I can't wait for the day that he inevitably watches the FNAF VHS videos.
He already watched Fartin Balls
No pls
Squimpus or battington
please please please
@@frickcentral7535 Probably Squimpus since they disallowed Battington to make any more remakes.
I'M SORRY BUT THAT BRITISH SURVIVAL GUIDE HAD ME DYING.
I love how pyro sees a white cap on Mars as there has always been and his first thought is "snow"
my brother in christ that is literally what it is
@@PosterityIslesNews Not really snow. Its more like "ice caps" but instead of ice made of typical H2O like we would normally assume, its CO2 Ice or Dry Ice.
@@justanotheryoutubewatcher5330 yeah but snow would be anyones first thought
@@justanotheryoutubewatcher5330so snow
Love watching Pyro google some new information every 5 minutes and go down a rabbit hole of disbelief and awe 😂
There are actually plants out there worse than water hemlock. There is one for instance that causes so much pain that people and animals put themselves out of their misery. And even those that somehow tough it out, the pain stays with you for months.
I believe it is known as the Gimpy Gimpy
Pyro gaving a stroke trying to pronounce Photographing was the highlight of this, goddamn,
12:50 this is super useful, the alarm tells me when the bank people/ irs are gonna arrive, I sneak into the bunker and hide, wait for them to leave, then go back into my house. Worked every time
This ARG marathon turned into 4th grade cosmology class pretty quick
Skinwalker: HELP
Average person: runs away
Pyro: OI SHUT UP!
They should have stopped with Animal 2 . It was an excellent conclusion to the series and wrapped up the lore, but Animal 3 just took the story and dumped it; this is a prime example of developers getting too desperate for more attention and releasing a rough, unpolished game in an attempt to stay relevant.
….What?
@@futabafanclub pyro made a joke in the stream about animal 2 being a sequel of animal 1. He is making a joke about animal 3 being a worse sequel.
Actually the only funny comment in this section
As a person who actually lives in Clay County Minnesota I can confirm that the Burrowing Owl is indeed Animal #2
Also, the Jenova theme blares in my mind when Nature's Mockery and the Woodcrawlers show up.
It’s very interesting to see him more interested in water hemlock than the thing he’s supposed to watch
Tbf water hemlock is fucked up AND real
The listed effects of water hemlock are literally worse than those for Nature's Mockery. Deep Root Disease has a 60 day incubation time and might not even be technically fatal, but hemlock just ends you in 3 hours while you seize and convulse. I guess that there's something to be said for extreme suffering being worse than death, but they're at least comparable, which is both hilarious and terrifying.
Came to watch Pyro reacting to Gemini and learned about various IRL nature things
Loved it!
Recording your dreams and having something like that Pedro Pascal Story would be like the most realistic and stupid deep fake ever
Can we get an analogue horror except its not horror and its just old educational videos.
And you are just waiting for something to happen, but nothing does.
Yes
Search up "Surviving Edged Weapons"
Pyrocynical Reacts to Gemini Home Entertainment ❌
Pyrocynical Reacts to Hemlock Poisoning ✅
10% Gemini Home Entertainment 90% Pyro learning astronomy
Oh my gawd. When president James Dean discovers that his little brother Jack Dean was infected by the Iris, he's gonna be so mad.
"Im Surprised."
-James Dean
@@ミコ-たん "Man i'm dead"
-A skeleton, maybe
2:22:26 timestamp for when joe biden was trying to escape pyro
Thank you
Even being American, I live for the moments when Pyro slanders America.
For it to be slander it would have to be a lie
Most of the slanders about America aren’t about the geographical nature despite having lots of beautiful places!
I honestly would NOT want my dreams recorded. I tried making a dream diary, until one day I checked out all my stories and realized how just absolutely abhorrent my dreams were. I only noted down a few before I stopped, I had one where I was in a cult and I had to stab three or four people several times for a ritual, blood poured and covered me. I can almost vividly remember it, it's like when you're trying to remember an old memory. I also had a dream where my whole family was held captive and tied up, and I got to watch them all get shot in the head. After the bang, their bodies just goes limp, like a ragdoll. These stories written down by me already makes me kinda nauseous remembering, why in God's name would I want it recorded?
jesus
@@TheCapitalWanderer I do need one, yes
same. sometimes i wish i could forget most of my dreams
I had a dream where I had sex with my dad but he had a vagina. Even in the dream I was like "wtf is this dream making me do?"
Every dream is either completely horrific or completely nonsensical, there is no in-between.
Vintage Eight is hidden gem. And deserves coverage.
nice name & pfp i see u
I have to agree with you. I love all of the work they do.
Evil pyrocynical: all right time to watch The Mandela home entertainment
I'm surprised no one made a "pull off your skin" joke during the deep root disease video
I like how most of this stream is just Pyro googling things.
"Is it a neurotoxin, no it effects your nervous system even worse" jesus christ pyro that what a neurotoxin is
This is truly freaky, thanks pyrocynical!
Idk why but watching this with someone else makes it more comforting
@PyroVODS too answer your question.. yes that Mariana trench hole thing you were speaking of is a real thing. Lore wise I believe it's just a different thing than the Mariana trench but (if my memory of my US high school junior year biology class serves me correct, it was only last school year so it should) what's essentially shown is a diagram of (what at least as far as us humans are aware) the deepest sections of the ocean as it is widely speculated that the Mariana trench *isn't* the deepest part of the ocean. It's just showing what (our) scientists theorize, estimate, and/or have data to back the graphing/diagraming.
please keep reacting to analog horror it’s so fun
Just wanna say about the water hemlock: it isn't just in America, it's in Europe too (Slavic Europe at least, where I live). Me and my mom saw a couple extremely large ones on a riverbank (at a safe distance, thankfully) and she told me how even cows could get almost corrosive irritation from brushing up against them. They're no joke at all-
Pyro: nobody understands how big moose are
Everyone in Canada: ma there's moose fighting in front of the house again
2:39:46 The song playing is Earth Angel, which plays at the school dance in Back to the Future
Pyro being into the whole ARG and Analog horror stuff is actually really cool. It's great having him react to it as he's not shitting on it.
Today I learned that Pyro has a painfully low amount of knowledge about anything to do with space xD
Man I'm disappointed the Water Hemlock rant got cut in the PyroLive video
If you wonder what’s the music in the “deep blue” video,its called High Tides of Maui,it's a part of the Ficara Stormy weather album
Pyro struggling to understand that water hemlock is an incredibly common plant in the UK
the way pyro said stop it to chat saying amongus is like a father talking to their child
I love the Doctor Who villian that was just a dude in a long robe who rode around on a hoverboard. The first family reminded me of him.
pyro out here not understanding that fanon means fan-canon and not seeing "fanon" when he googles it twice will forever kill me
Hope He watches the Monument Mythos next. Really good series
i like how gemini is scary but educational at the same time.
lmao
Yeah that water hemlock...that is scary
In fact it's not really
At least because whales don't eat fish, they eat plankton and they can't eat something bigger than an orange
I'm still not sure if those mistakes are intentional or not
@@pinesquirdog and mercury isn't the hottest planet
The thumbnail looks really cool
The danger of Water Hemlock is that from the ground up it looks incredibly similar to cowparsley. Cowparsley used to be used a lot of food and medicine- imagine foraging for food and just keeling over and not knowing why
Something interesting to know is Mythos is defined as a myth which quickly reminded me of gods. Saturn is the god of Agriculture which makes so much sense now
I sometimes forget that not everyone is a space nerd, hearing Pyro genuinely surprised about the Martian ice caps made me recoil a little
I love how real life plant and animals are still scarier than woodwalkers
pyro actually having comprehension skills and understanding all the shit going on made me so happy.
"its probably a neurotoxin" oh its worse its the nervous system - pyro 2022
Its analog horror series like these that just make you want to not sleep. its so damn well made, I just can't stop thinkig about how the creator's nights were like.
35:00 Venus, the goddess of love - cause its too damn hot to handle.
I'm not sure if you check these comments, but if you want to hear a thought otu explanation of what these might actually be, I would suggest Wendigoon's channel, he did a video on the Gemini House where he gave his own thoughts and goes pretty in-depth on these types of things. He's done a few ARG's you've watched.
No, actually don't. Wendigoon is a right-wing shithead whose previous online persona was literally called "boogaloo boy." Not to mention he's fucking awful at analysing media anyways.
Nexpo covered GHE in a much more interesting and comprehensive manner. Watch him instead.
37:01 lethal company foreshadowing? Oda really is a genius.
Sheeeesh that thumbnail is top tier
Ok for a lil bit of clarification about poisonous mushrooms because I'm a nerd:
In his bit about the hemlock, he remarks about poisonous mushrooms being easy to find due to being red with white spots. However, one of the most dangerous types of mushrooms, the amanita genus, look almost identical to a completely harmless mushroom, the ink cap, which is quite tasty. People get these mixed up a lot and end up dying of liver/kidney failure as a result of consumption of this mushroom.
also wtf the gemini CATALOGUE whuttttt
And damn- the Sun Vanished was a good series.
It ended like... recently I think, or rather heard that it has finished and moved on into some indie movie, but it's been a longass while since I delved into this one
Maybe the final line of “it was no longer shaped like a bear” could have some link with the bear thing in the wilderness survival guide. Maybe the thing first took over a bear and then went to the party and absorbed more people. I believe the guy in the house who died by the wood crawler was jack dean, jack dean jumped over the river which could mean that he escaped the party to make the wilderness survival guide, but then die by the wood crawler.
Jack and Mary also appear in the AI "story"
Always look forward to watching videos on this channel
Came from the Iris and nest underground, hunt on the surface, and are always found.
"Soft T-pose" My man, it's called an A-pose.
Jupiter exists because of gravity, dude.
Billionaires don't have emotions. They're not gonna feel existentialism when they get to space.
Natural satellites are different from man-made satellites, bro. Moons are called natural satellites because they are natural and orbit a larger celestial body. Man-made satellites are called satellites because they orbit a large celestial body.
One day, a being called the Iris came to Earth. It was preparing to devour it, but then it discovered Pyrocinical. It promptly went "Eugh.." and left.
Btw the book he was reading was a book in the Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy