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  • @stoptorturingme
    @stoptorturingme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15521

    that dog puppet looks morbidly real and its quivering is weirdly funny

    • @JonBastian
      @JonBastian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      So... props to the prop people.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@JonBastian They don't get enough credit. Well, they don't get any credit, but you're more than propably right.

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      When they showed them with the dog I laughed so hard I snorted! I know dogs like that!

    • @Tiogair
      @Tiogair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I have met dogs like that and did a double take, like “Bailey???”

    • @brendafazekas9374
      @brendafazekas9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The dog scene is the best

  • @TheJosephTodd
    @TheJosephTodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20991

    Never knew Billie could sound so haughty. She pulled off the passive-aggressive rich friend too well. Definitely seen those cards before haha

    • @danielstellwag3081
      @danielstellwag3081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      OMG!!!!!! I cannot believe it! This is absolutely amazing oh my God, please tell me I'm dreaming wow amazing wow I cannot believe it 😒

    • @samsneadd
      @samsneadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      holy crap. I am sitting here like why does she look so damn familiar. I had no clue. Yea I have to agree with every thing you said.

    • @chrisguess4344
      @chrisguess4344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      sexiest shes ever looked

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I was like is that Scarlett making a special appearance?! I didn’t recognize her even though I just watched the monologue!

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That wig made her look so different. Took me half the sketch, until she looked off screen when she forgot a word.

  • @d3vot3d
    @d3vot3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21527

    It freaked me out because Billie is only 19, but she plays a mom of a 15-year-old perfectly

    • @nadecha5326
      @nadecha5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Not many can pull that off

    • @rogerbee1234567
      @rogerbee1234567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      well she looks 47

    • @romeror1945
      @romeror1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rogerbee1234567 now that I looked again

    • @joedellabate306
      @joedellabate306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      yeah shes aged alot in like 3 years its kinda scary who has crows feet at 19

    • @kyhxx
      @kyhxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      getting2that part rn^ scrolling comments

  • @Veronica.1029
    @Veronica.1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11838

    The white Christian family with a blonde children army. Literally spot on

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      My downstairs neighbors.

    • @mjl11
      @mjl11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Also the gay couple

    • @Veronica.1029
      @Veronica.1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@mjl11 so true lmao, the dog so scary

    • @alamedadanceparty
      @alamedadanceparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mjl11 totally! I have friends just like that. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I hope they do Engagement proposal cards & Wedding invites, next!

  • @ShapeofFear616
    @ShapeofFear616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4631

    I hope they have Billie back to host another SNL, her skits and characters she plays are great.

    • @phunchurchgirl
      @phunchurchgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      She's doing well but the skits have been mediocre. She'd really shine in new material so I hope she gets another shot

    • @alannay5358
      @alannay5358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@phunchurchgirl i thibk we can all admit the hotel and the christmas cards were most relatable

    • @guestaccount789
      @guestaccount789 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      one year later, people said she’s doing another one with Olivia Rodrigo on December 16th

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse ปีที่แล้ว +9

      she’s baaaaack!

  • @RebelliousBookworm
    @RebelliousBookworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6116

    The “no thanks” moment when she was asked if she wanted to hear the details is criminally underrated.

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time stamp?

    • @susanasilva2232
      @susanasilva2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      00:11

    • @quietdime
      @quietdime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      It is! I feel like the guy’s broken delivery of “emerging markets” apprehended the laugh she deserved. There’s a few moments during this that the teleprompter seemed a bit slow.

    • @genehenson8851
      @genehenson8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed.

    • @aboutashow
      @aboutashow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@quietdime They still use handwritten cue cards

  • @JordanDoww
    @JordanDoww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10373

    omg i wanted the dentist to keep chiming in reminding them of their appt they need to schedule 😂

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How often would you like to have seen that?

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I’m not lying when I tell you my dentist called yesterday trying to make an appt from the one I cancelled over a year ago.

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brookeb452 Why are you neglecting your teeth though?

    • @ldo1308
      @ldo1308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      We've been trying to contact you, regarding your car's extended warranty

    • @TheAngiepangie424
      @TheAngiepangie424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hits home! 🎯🪥🦷

  • @joses5292
    @joses5292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11883

    That gay couple with the dying dog part was on point. I've met rich people who spend a small fortune to keep their dying dogs alive.

    • @econecoff1725
      @econecoff1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Maybe if I dress as a dog I can get my scraggly hair Trumpified for free. I got the barking and ball-licking down.

    • @basedblackgirl9920
      @basedblackgirl9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      It's so weird how did they get so much money to keep a dog alive but they can't pay the mortgage. I've met so many people who don't have money but will somehow find it to keep a dog alive. You're hurting the dog by keeping it. It's not going to have a good life because it's in pain.

    • @kp361
      @kp361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@basedblackgirl9920 Where there's life, there's hope.

    • @basedblackgirl9920
      @basedblackgirl9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@kp361 would you want to live in pain? Why do that to you pet? Do you even really love them if you'd let them live on in agonizing pain?

    • @Rincewind_The_Wizzard
      @Rincewind_The_Wizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Yeah, I work as a vet assistant and I always feel so bad for the dogs that are like that. I've literally seen dogs that look worse than the one they are using to parody them and they're just miserable. We have one in right now who looks like she died last year, hasn't eaten in like a week, and literally can't lift her head or move. They carried her in with a little kangaroo sack looking bag. Despite this the family wants us to try and keep her alive.

  • @megdeshaies2459
    @megdeshaies2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    "I'll go when Covid's over" has been my go-to excuse since the first case lol

    • @chemsrus4914
      @chemsrus4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it any surprise your profile picture is of you wearing a mask and commenting about the plandemic....Paranoid much?

    • @hydriumstudio
      @hydriumstudio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i'm still using that excuse to this day.

    • @karenmartin4221
      @karenmartin4221 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It certainly cuts down on your number of appointments! Lol

  • @jessguinn
    @jessguinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    “I’m at the part of puberty where I look like a newborn giraffe.” Was delivered in such a relatable way

  • @waterierStone
    @waterierStone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7249

    It's hilarious that they made Billie a mom. She's younger than all of the cast. Like she looks younger than her son

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pretty sure Anthony's older than her.

    • @mikealaniz7236
      @mikealaniz7236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No she dosent

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It's true. The youngest male SNL cast member they currently have is Andrew Dismukes, who was born in 1995 (for a while, it was Pete Davidson. And the youngest female current cast member is Sarah "Squirm" Sherman, who was born in 1993 like Pete Davidson, but she was born in March while he was born in November). Billie Eilish was born six years later in 2001. And Aristotle Athari (the husband in this sketch) is older than Billie and Andrew (he was born in 1991, which is four years before Andrew and ten years before Billie).
      EDIT: The youngest male cast member SNL has now is Marcello Hernandez, who was born in 1997. Aristotle Athari isn't on the show anymore, but SNL does have another cast member who was born in 1991: Devon Walker (the tall, black guy who looks kind of like Pete Davidson).

    • @alaly1027
      @alaly1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Um...she looks old for being barely 20.

    • @phunchurchgirl
      @phunchurchgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She looks like Scarlett Johansen here

  • @nubiangoddess2376
    @nubiangoddess2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7539

    As soon as I heard “..that’s one of my mom’s friends” I instinctually knew it was gonna be Kate 😂😂😂

    • @digitallyzer0
      @digitallyzer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      same. it's those mom's mysterious friend vibes that she's exuding😂

    • @matthewlee8725
      @matthewlee8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She doesn't normally do Christmas cards. She doesn't get involved.

    • @kimberlydavis571
      @kimberlydavis571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nubian Goddess... 🤘😄KUDOS! Lol ... you prob don't even realize it, but your comment "schooled me" on the usage of "instinctually" vs. "instinctively"... hv 4evr tried to distinguish between the two🤪.... but never really "got it" until now...😊TY!!! [p.s. i'm so grateful for smart people!!!🤘😁]

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg the older single lady whose ALWAYS traveling somewhere and having to post about it.... 🤦

    • @free22
      @free22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kbanghart I’m actually kind of jealous of her. Wouldn’t mind traveling all the time.

  • @matthewjames206
    @matthewjames206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    The couple with the geriatric puppet dog were spot-on. Poor thing needs a new spine 😂

    • @joenisnapje712
      @joenisnapje712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And a breath mint 😉

    • @redjules1215
      @redjules1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I know this couple in real life. They are really nice, but their dog is one hundred years and looks it.

    • @muffintop420
      @muffintop420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's only $150,000.

    • @logee527
      @logee527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most dog people are worst than parents of little kids....

    • @jaevstorm
      @jaevstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I know right?

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    My gosh, Billie has amazing eyes.

  • @calypsoschaos1762
    @calypsoschaos1762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "am i a lesbian, or a wealthy widow? you'll never know!" is such an underrated line XD

  • @brooklynnh7093
    @brooklynnh7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    As a Wisconsinite, Pete’s impression was spot on. Pretty accurate

    • @CocoOPNY
      @CocoOPNY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's hilarious

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My brother lives in Wisconsin and it is so accurate it's scary

    • @dopestonelion3357
      @dopestonelion3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't think he sound like Wisconsin at all. I'm just south in the Chicago burbs my whole life. He spoke in his normal voice. Wisco sounds more chicAHgo/minneSOOda

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dopestonelion3357
      Wiscahnsin

    • @jadenrichards5835
      @jadenrichards5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dopestonelion3357 not true. I live in Central Wisconsin, and nobody talks like that

  • @charvelgtrs
    @charvelgtrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    Melissa must have been freaking out that Billie was there. Melissa is a huge fan and actually can do a really good singing impression of Billie.

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Which one is Melissa

    • @Langwidere903
      @Langwidere903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@hopper6094 the wife in the red and blue sweater

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Langwidere903 Thank You

    • @magicsofa
      @magicsofa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait Melissa can do a good impression?

    • @trishahollinger7786
      @trishahollinger7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@magicsofa she has a great singing voice

  • @aaronhuskyman4509
    @aaronhuskyman4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    I didn’t realize how sad that “I’ll go when Covid’s over” line was until now.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's over when you say it's over.

    • @jeremysmith9694
      @jeremysmith9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@youtubedrifter5594 exactly. For me it never began

    • @Grimm-Gaming
      @Grimm-Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jeremysmith9694 hell yeah brother!

    • @lvega5606
      @lvega5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@jeremysmith9694 I think the 5.3 million people who've died from covid, as well as their millions of family members, and millions more on ventilators would disagree. But I understand that it's nice under that rock.

    • @jeremysmith9694
      @jeremysmith9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lvega5606 cry about it

  • @teresaliles
    @teresaliles ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I literally have a friend who sends holiday cards of her snorkeling & diving in the tropics. So Christmassy!

  • @SincerelyPsych
    @SincerelyPsych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    Billie has never looked more like Scarlett Johansson

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah. Without the colored hair, she does look like her. Can't believe no one noticed and didn't have her with Colin Jost.

    • @fashionablylate9020
      @fashionablylate9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @phunchurchgirl
      @phunchurchgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wondered why no one else spotted this. A skit with Jost would have been perfect

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She's so beautiful

    • @justwaiting5744
      @justwaiting5744 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right? I thought that was Scarlett in the thumbnail.

  • @purplepotatoe3807
    @purplepotatoe3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    "I'll go when covids over", is starting to sound a whole lot like " whenever I win the lottery "😂

    • @henrycervantezzz5566
      @henrycervantezzz5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly, as long as these clowns (media) keep it going.

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't know if it'll ever be over if the social media educated keep not believing in science. Coz they'll never get vaccinated, and it's just going to keep mutating and spreading.
      At this rate we'll never reach heard immunity as long as anti maskers & anti vaxxers continue leaving their homes or gathering with others that don't live with them.

    • @goodsoul7833
      @goodsoul7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, people have won the lottery before. So it's not really that impossible...But as for COVID...Wellllllll....😬💀💀💀

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I was able to go to the dentist when COVID was more-or-less going on. Sure, I had to get my temperature taken and fill out a questionnaire on whether or not I had it, but I still went.

    • @chenmae9747
      @chenmae9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@henrycervantezzz5566 forget all the ppl dying

  • @sorryifoldcomment8596
    @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    1:45 The old dog put this skit to the next level for me and was a fantastic decision. Amazing prop, I can't stop watching and laughing at it. 😆
    The prop department consistently does 10/10 work BTW!

    • @kyokitty16
      @kyokitty16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the part that made me laugh

    • @AD-sn5en
      @AD-sn5en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That dog is adorable!!!!

    • @cklindo4646
      @cklindo4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I kept rewinding that part. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @catneedham4913
      @catneedham4913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They must have also done “Charles David”, the old cat Bea has on Dream Home Cousins

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Love Chris Redd’s look of “help me” when he said he wasn’t given a choice on being in the Christmas card.😂😂
    Also, the detail of having Pablo cough was hilariously perfect.🤣

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Happy Wife, Happy Life. Uou cant tell her "no" after she determines "This Is the Way" you have to save your Veto for real danger when youre a mixed couple. Like when she wants to stay at that quiant hotel in a "sunset town" no no no!!

    • @kyraspikes7542
      @kyraspikes7542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jemiebridges3197 Facts! Pick your battles.

    • @luciaharbour5488
      @luciaharbour5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who is the the young actor who played Billies son

    • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
      @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luciaharbour5488 Andrew Dismukes.

    • @scottw6704
      @scottw6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luciaharbour5488 Her husband looks like Melissa Villasenor in male drag and I'm confused.

  • @elisamaza8909
    @elisamaza8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "And I love that I still have that power over you!"
    that hit me...

  • @BLIXXXFRL2010
    @BLIXXXFRL2010 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    4:52 happy holiday tampon girl :she seems really nice

  • @JonathanMillerMusic
    @JonathanMillerMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "I love that I still have that power over you" HAD ME ROLLING

  • @21972012145525
    @21972012145525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    I love the look Miley gave when she forgot the name.
    And I like billies acting! Her delivery/voice is on point!

    • @anselmojones4392
      @anselmojones4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Too bad her reading wasnt on point..

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@anselmojones4392 forgetting a line one time is really worth bitching about for you hm?

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her delivery bc irl there's always a "frienemy" out there in everyone's life

    • @DR-sv8ke
      @DR-sv8ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She acts like she sings, flat and without emotion. That's her whole persona.

    • @NowhereNoOne
      @NowhereNoOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i like billie, but her acting skills are worse than the half dead dog puppet's

  • @hawthorne1665
    @hawthorne1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “he’s growing into a fine young incel” LMFAOOOOA

  • @randywhitcomb7585
    @randywhitcomb7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Had no idea Billie could do a voice like this. I was looking away when she came on and I didn't know it was her until I looked. She definitely more talented than I thought

    • @sparklemotion101ni3
      @sparklemotion101ni3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah... that's her speaking voice. It's nice that you were so impressed that Billie speaks sometimes instead of just singing all the time.

    • @lotcus26
      @lotcus26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s not how she sounds when she talks, it’s more of an impression but it’s really cool

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter หลายเดือนก่อน

      She’s from Southern California. We can all speak that way.

  • @claudelorrain7
    @claudelorrain7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    4:34 will always have a place in my heart

  • @jacobadelsheimer9645
    @jacobadelsheimer9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    2:31 I like how Ruth called Hannah Montana “Anna Montana”. It perfectly shows how little she knows about Miley.

    • @yo000ify
      @yo000ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ruth killed this episode

  • @kimberlykennedy7708
    @kimberlykennedy7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Kate’s character is life goals.

    • @yve5659
      @yve5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It truly is. I’ve seen my future and I love it!!

    • @evabailey3860
      @evabailey3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooooo

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds depressing. Alone, touring the world....alone.

    • @DrtyTreeHuggr
      @DrtyTreeHuggr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The lesbian part, or the rich widowed part? ☠️

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her life goals.

  • @today4real47
    @today4real47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    We can all agree the old dog held this sketch together

  • @JB-bm1to
    @JB-bm1to 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "And implied that if I didn't take it, it's because I'm racist" cracked me up in a way I didn't think would

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    These are the best kind of sketches to me, the ones that make an experiece you’ve never had deeply relatable.

    • @CardPranks
      @CardPranks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right LOL 🤣

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    they were spot on

  • @nellyrasberry
    @nellyrasberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    So glad to see Aristotle even if he did not have a lot to say here. Hope we see him more and more and more.

    • @brookeb452
      @brookeb452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Me too. He’s not a full time contracted cast member, it usually takes a few seasons for that, so we don’t see him as often. But fingers crossed he continues to do well and get more sketches.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They have an Angelo sketch that was cut for time.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The dude has a great "douche" face, like Andy Samberg, so I think he'll find his place in no time :-)

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for this.

    • @hornplayerchris
      @hornplayerchris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welp 11 months later and he's not on the show anymore.

  • @ScratPlays
    @ScratPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    ‘I’m at the part of puberty where I look like a newborn giraffe’ LMAO

  • @deppheadsunited2924
    @deppheadsunited2924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I literally know a HUGE homeschool family with 13 kids now, and I swear in every Christmas card we got from them always had a lengthy letter bragging about what they did over the year, and the mom was always either pregnant or had another newborn

  • @owenmeier
    @owenmeier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    This episode felt like Kate was a second host, and I’m all for it.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, they were trying to integrate her back into the cast because she was gone between the Owen Wilson premiere episode and the Simu Liu Thanksgiving episode and were afraid people would think she left permanently.

  • @johnfarmakis8518
    @johnfarmakis8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This was just a great sketch. Every card building on the last. Every scenario on my “card tree” represented.

    • @greenlawnfarm5827
      @greenlawnfarm5827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it is so funny that they have cards with black and white people on them like they are a nice family.

  • @alexzwilson4619
    @alexzwilson4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “am I a lesbian or a wealthily widow?!”
    Imma use that from now on

    • @Wild_Child189
      @Wild_Child189 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      “You don’t care enough to ask your mom so you’ll never knoooooooowww”

    • @SexySkoChick
      @SexySkoChick 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Wild_Child189 😂

  • @EasternStandardTim
    @EasternStandardTim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Most underrated joke “I’ll go when covids over” lol

  • @MetalHeart8787
    @MetalHeart8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    wow This is the best SNL skit ive seen in Years & The Miley Race card one was surprising.

  • @melissacastillo7852
    @melissacastillo7852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    NO THANKS 0:10 haha that's exactly what i say to my bf when he starts talking about work.

  • @camerongage1237
    @camerongage1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    So refreshing to see Melissa get meaningful screen time.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get the impression that Melissa herself was one of your likes for some reason.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She'll probably get more now that Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant left...unless she gets upstaged by Cecily Strong, Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, Ego Nwodim, Punkie Johnson, Sarah "Squirm" Sherman, or a new female cast member.

    • @sratus
      @sratus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not 'meaningful screen time.'

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears ปีที่แล้ว

      You have bad taste if you support someone so unfunny.

    • @camerongage1237
      @camerongage1237 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @YUMLiberalTears Well let's see how many likes your comment gets versus how many mine already has.

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I lost it when Keenan said "Pablo needs a new spine!" His delivery is excellent!

  • @LetThereBePunkXP
    @LetThereBePunkXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    So glad Kates back she’s literally the best

  • @Listenupbeeee
    @Listenupbeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That freaking dog was the best part. ☠

  • @mochs62512
    @mochs62512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Who's made pregnancy her entire personality!"
    Loathe people like that lol!

  • @jodiramberg707
    @jodiramberg707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Hilariously accurate!!!! Especially the lady who has looked 52 your whole life!! 😂

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! I swear I knew someone like that when I was a kid, but I don't remember who they were

  • @chatterbox2041
    @chatterbox2041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Andrew needs to play Adam Driver's son in a movie. His voice sounded so similar to his in this

  • @darrisnelson5223
    @darrisnelson5223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I love that practically nothing is off-limits for SNL! A breath of fresh air!🤣👏🏻

    • @Vanessa.W
      @Vanessa.W 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @TH-cam Banned Me From Replying I love that you’re exactly the type of person to write a comment that basically says “Look at me I’m so unique and quirky”. I bet you sit down in a hardwood chair and read your own comments for fun. 0/10 Very annoying person, you make the people on r/iamverysmart look tolerable.

    • @skillmaster9116
      @skillmaster9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @TH-cam Banned Me From Replying keeping you in my prayers.? It must be exhausting being that miserable

    • @jonathanjoestar3068
      @jonathanjoestar3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @TooLive Nigga geez, someone's bitter

    • @jonathanjoestar3068
      @jonathanjoestar3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TooLive Nigga no, i don't waste time insulting people unprovoked

    • @jonathanjoestar3068
      @jonathanjoestar3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TooLive Nigga just someone who calls out people who are rude for no reason

  • @gabrielmaroto18
    @gabrielmaroto18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    After seeing this I had to take my Christmas cards off the refrigerator. Thank you SNL!?

  • @r3hcook
    @r3hcook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As far as SNL skit concepts go, this is one of the best ever. Props to the writer who came up with it 😂

  • @johndow7689
    @johndow7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Great sketch concept! The dog bit made this funnier than average.

  • @zeros-gy7bl
    @zeros-gy7bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I've been waiting for a Bowen and Kenan couple sketch! Did not disappoint lol!

  • @somecallmecrispy
    @somecallmecrispy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Christmas cards became such a random thing irl tho, they were spot on lol

  • @HeatherRose2023
    @HeatherRose2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally, something funny again from SNL. Haven’t laughed this hard since the “I’m Just a Bill” skit.

  • @happyholidays9071
    @happyholidays9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “the part of puberty where i look like a newborn giraffe” the ugliest laugh came out of my mouth

  • @lukenaoumovitch4477
    @lukenaoumovitch4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Costume Department: *Yo Billie! How many different hair styles you wanna wear this episode?*
    Billie: *Yes.*

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The old gay couple with the 30-year-old dog killed me. It's the truest thing I've never thought about 🤣

  • @traciway5729
    @traciway5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I felt amused and attacked all in the same skit... nailed it!!

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're the one taking vacations, I'm single.
      I'm kidding.
      If you're a woman, I'm single.

  • @annapeterson1906
    @annapeterson1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Kate's character is everything I aspire to.

    • @MrNanomonkey
      @MrNanomonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know that's going to be me in a few years 🤣

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      widow, wealthy, or lesbian? :)

  • @swordchicken5629
    @swordchicken5629 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I will NEVER get over Billie saying “Tacky Fake Bitch”.

  • @wyattmiranda3484
    @wyattmiranda3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Andrew has been making me laugh my ass off ever since he started on the show, he’s a wonderful addition

  • @bryanwarner9121
    @bryanwarner9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That dog is definitely saying no to the new spine! XD (5:19)

  • @jacobr8063
    @jacobr8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I actually work with a middle aged woman who has never married, and yeah, she does exactly that. She’s always taking vacations and showing off pictures of her in these crazy places. She just got back from hiking some mountain in Colorado. She could be lesbian, but I don’t know for sure. My other coworkers don’t think she is, but no one has really asked either.

    • @lorencappelson6475
      @lorencappelson6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That doesn't sound like the worst way to spend your time, honestly. Crazy vacations doing what you want. And then being mysterious on top of that. Basically a spy.

    • @katemiller7874
      @katemiller7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone has a co worker like that

    • @freefoodchef7939
      @freefoodchef7939 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don't have to be a lesbian to prefer to be single & independent. I should know! 😊

  • @kate_lauren
    @kate_lauren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As someone from Wisconsin, I can confirm that this is what the cards are like😂

  • @jntluv
    @jntluv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Aww wow lmao I loved this so much and especially Billies part HAHAA she did great and killed it the voice she did was hilarious 💀🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😭🤣

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Half expected the dog to learn to speak just so he could say "kill me" 😄

    • @TristanFerlesch
      @TristanFerlesch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's far too funny and creative an idea for this show.

  • @joshuaschaller4400
    @joshuaschaller4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    As someone with tons of Wisconsin cousins, this is 100% accurate.

    • @90whatever
      @90whatever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same. The nice thing is we always have a source for venison summer sausage.

    • @joshuaschaller4400
      @joshuaschaller4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@90whatever Lol you’re not wrong.

  • @rawworking
    @rawworking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Billie looked a lot like Scarlett Johansson in this get up. She is lovely and amazing performer in all these skits.

    • @miledith555
      @miledith555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just about to say she looked a lot like Scar Jo in this sketch, good to see I'm not the only one, because I would've thought I might just be crazy otherwise 😂

    • @RedHeadOnTheRanch
      @RedHeadOnTheRanch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol...I thought so too.

  • @kimberlyfulcher2277
    @kimberlyfulcher2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I can relate to the hunting card (my cousin sent a similar card once) and the bragging card. There always seems to be a bragger in the bunch.

  • @IAmAnnaish
    @IAmAnnaish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved that when I heard "mom's friend" I knew to expect Kate 😂 I enjoyed all the different people they had in this sketch

  • @Icelynsinging
    @Icelynsinging 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The dog carried this sketch so hard he needed a new spine

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁😁😁

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “7th Christmas card in a row I’ve been pregnant, I’m never nOt pregnant”

  • @steverogers2603
    @steverogers2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    The large all white family wearing all white shirts with blonde hair blue eyes and bright white teeth all smiling to depict their perfect suburban life is way too realistic.

    • @brassattacks2411
      @brassattacks2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      how dare they be white. and have blue eyes. and smile. what assholes right

    • @daphneyandersen1235
      @daphneyandersen1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brassattacks2411 😂🤣

    • @tay2944
      @tay2944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@brassattacks2411 wow that’s not what they’re saying it’s just that it’s relatable . Didn’t see you get that pisses off at the rich gay couple stereotype

    • @Finnerroo
      @Finnerroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@brassattacks2411 you’re not oppressed

    • @mewesquirrel6720
      @mewesquirrel6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brassattacks2411 nazi

  • @abigailhuber8435
    @abigailhuber8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:09 this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

  • @danielalford4835
    @danielalford4835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Such a great sketch 😂 ALL spot one!

  • @rubymars5493
    @rubymars5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “You are two years late for your 6 months dental cleaning ” this is me😭

  • @61Slughi
    @61Slughi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Holy crap, that dog! Kudos to the prop department.

  • @aidandoyle3570
    @aidandoyle3570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    BRO I WAS DYING AT BILLIE LMFAOOOO
    This one was the best
    Also “am i a lesbian, or a widow?” 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @shannoncj5636
    @shannoncj5636 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have EVERYONE of these people in my life! 😂😂😂

  • @LemonTree9280
    @LemonTree9280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Welp its nov 1st. Time to start watching all my favorite xmas clips, episodes and movies for the next seven weeks

  • @erickz7433
    @erickz7433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This was SOOO funny SNL’s yearly holiday joke skits send me every time 😂😂😂 Way to go!!!

  • @charliej766
    @charliej766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I get every single one of these Christmas cards each year but there was one missing. The card with a pic of a newborn baby stuffed inside a Christmas gift or basket.

  • @Shauna_180
    @Shauna_180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I died at "I'm at the part of puberty where I look like a newborn giraffe"

  • @saradactyll
    @saradactyll 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Billie looks so gorgeous in this her eyes and face card is to die for.

  • @rohangoswami2563
    @rohangoswami2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:40 for those of you looking for the billie eilish part

  • @mjt532
    @mjt532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I had no idea what Billie Eilish looks like. I kept seeing her in stretch after sketch, thinking she was one of the new featured players... And wondering how all the sudden a new cast member was in so many sketches. That's how talented this young lady is... She came across like a seasoned sketch performer, and she's not even twenty yet. And I don't know, but I imagine she doesn't have much acting or comedy training.

    • @JonBastian
      @JonBastian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Musicians kind of do have a lot of the performance skills that actors do, at least if they're singers, and a lot of them naturally make the transition. Think David Bowie, for example or, to a lesser extent, Mick Jagger. Or Ice Cube, Beyoncé, Mark Wahlberg, Cher, Queen Latifah, Lady Gaga, etc., etc.

    • @shinkounova8485
      @shinkounova8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@JonBastian What are you talking about? She stuck out like a sore thumb. She can sing but she cannot act.

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A show off is usually very versatile. Whether it's singing or dancing or acting, they don't lack confidence. The vehicle they use to gain attention is very much secondary to the attention itself.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have it or you don't.

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well...that's all lies from an eilish simp

  • @kriss581
    @kriss581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Kate it's so good to have you back ! 😂

    • @jujumama
      @jujumama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where has she been?

    • @kriss581
      @kriss581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jujumama don't know, might be holidays, might be that she had an other project to work on 🤷‍♀️

    • @jonnyleeconway
      @jonnyleeconway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jujumama she has been filming! She’s playing Carol Baskin in a tiger king thing

    • @jujumama
      @jujumama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonnyleeconwaykewl, I Wanna see it, love her so much

  • @sldulin
    @sldulin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Melissa Villasenor is by far best cast addition in years.

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And she is absolutely stunning here

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I know my Christmas cards make you jealous and I love that I still have that power over you" 😂

  • @schnitzelschnitzel8790
    @schnitzelschnitzel8790 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Had to come back to this video to see this insane dog puppet again. It's just too accurate

  • @cynthiazhang
    @cynthiazhang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:18 billie's eyes are so blue 😍

    • @Carlos-xz3vi
      @Carlos-xz3vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re a racist!

    • @claret275
      @claret275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh what

  • @jjthek
    @jjthek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think this was my favorite segment from this weeks show. Billie was hilarious as the rich mom. This was so fun and hilarious. Love this sketch.

  • @jennyonthespectrum4581
    @jennyonthespectrum4581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The mom's friend is who I aspire to be. 🤓😂. She seems awesome.

  • @cklindo4646
    @cklindo4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Dog quivering and coughing. Comedy Gold. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MiriamMillen
    @MiriamMillen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Is it just my imagination that Billie Eilish can wear any kind of makeup and hair color and still look fabulous?! She is a chameleon for sure!