@@gamikhan9087 he's like top 1% alive rn but those ancient cavemen mfs prob got all the top spots bc everything they said was the first time anyone said it
“I’m starting to get increasingly confused about The Rizzler” said Gyattman, angrily stroking his chin while looking at a map of Fallotham’s most recent crime spree
When NL said that he had seen your apartment, I half expected you to pull up a picture like you would actually just dox yourself for the bit. Edit: 2 of the first 3 people who responded to this have Homestuck avatars. This means something, but I don't know what.
I mean, this is the same guy who revealed that he gets turned on by a bunch of playing cards on a whim, completely unprovoked. Also, I‘m pretty sure he revealed his face purely to get one up on k8 (to show her how eating a raw onion really „isn’t that bad“). This cannon is about as loose as it can get
Librarian didn't do that, cause he did it in a video already lol. It's in the Bits and Banter vid titled "Skibidi Africanus" from a couple days ago, it's the first time NL talked about Librarian's apartment and he edited in the pics. There's even a timestamp called "NL roasts my apartment" or something, can't miss it
He's invalidating my trauma from the time a kangaroo kicked my dog and split him down the middle like arthur Morgan skinning a rabbit in rdr2 kangaroos be fuckers the danger is real
We're Librarian guys, of course we'll watch an hour of "Did You See This Tweet?" when we just wanted to come off the couch and do something with our lives Also, the inevitable Costco Guys Supercut is going to be amazing
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau can't deny that. I was thinking those spiky balls that a ton of video games have where enemies take damage from walking on them. I think they're a real thing too but don't ask me what those are called.
NL just wrong about the girlrot girl... ive checkednout her tiktok and its not just some bugs and trash. her house is unliveable, EASILY thousands of cockroaches, the bathroom looks like a serious health risk, she cant walk around her house because its piled with trash. dead bugs on all of her cooking utensils. whatever shes got going on is a very serious mental illness paired with horrible living circumstances... i hope she gets help soon because it was incredibly worrying
I was hoping to see someone say this lol, hoarding disorders are on par with any other serious mental illnesses that people don't really have control over. People don't typically live like this because of laziness or moral failing. I know he likes to punch down for content sometimes which can be funny, but I would expect something a little more nuanced from him than basically just saying skill diff.
The funniest thing about NL's crusade about the "remember to drink water" people is that the man is apparently pissing more than your average person according to his wife. Dude's gotta be hydrated as fuck.
12:57 "im not letting ben roethlesburger ruin one of them, I'll save that for my friends and family" is such a bad player to choose with the rest of that sentence holyyy
That Japanese girl rot video is crazy. Fascinating how Japanese NEETs/hoarders will bag all their trash up, but won't take the extra step to just take trash out on the way to the store or something.
iirc in most places in japan u have to sort trash a particular way and only certain kinds of trash can go out on certain days so like maybe she has the habit of bagging and sorting but shes too mentally ill to take it out
Japanese neets absolutely mog western neets, like they're not even playing the same game it's crazy. The only person I can think of that we have who's close to the same level is Asmongold but even then he like goes outside on occasion and speaks to people of the opposite gender and shit.
I went to take a nap after watching this video and woke up with an Aadams family parody in my head 🎶"With chicken bakes and cookies, Big Justice and his Daddy, The Rizzler and Anthony, The Cost-Co Family"🎶
I notice, crucially, that the tweet claiming the HOA sent a photo of the lady pulling the weeds when telling her to pull the weeds, does not include include the alleged photo. Now given that, I'm not saying she's lying, but I am saying odds of her telling the truth are very low indeed.
i would normally go "it's an HOA so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt" but she's got Twitter blue....you might as well have LIAR tattooed on your forehead
The one thing that bugs me about NL sometimes is that he come to big conclusions about gender based on a sample size of 1, just Kate. Basically what comes down to individual differences between him and his spouse can't be applied to half the population lmao
the answer to nls questions abt the political shirts is that the kind of ppl who would vote harris/walz arent the kind of ppl who would wear a big loud shirt with their candidates names on it.
Every single thing I learned about the Costco guys was against my will and by NL talking about it. It makes me feel less terminally online even though he is a certified grass-toucher.
I'm sorry for what might cause extra work, Librarian, but a "wife guy NL" supercut for k8's birthday would go supercritical You already know I'm addicted to thi- HEEEELP, HEEEELP MEE, HEEELP (Thank you)
@@slawless9665im pretty sure the reference is the guy just talking about his drink and randomly screaming HEEEEEELP at the top of his lungs, should be easy to find on youtube
I can confirm as someone who transitioned I no longer can eat the same thing too much in a row and buy sushi every time I go to Krogers, NL was spitting facts
The Parking Illegally conversation reminds me of the time when me and my family where late to the Theater and couldnt find a space, so we just ended up parking right out front in of desperation, fully expecting coming back to a fine. Turns out, no one cared.
that kangaroo bit is no doubt real. ive seen roos square up before and it looks 1 to 1. But godamn i wanna be wrong so bad... the nl clips would go wild
NL hasn't seen kangaroos move around enough, the kangaroo punch video is TOO real if you're Australian. They're literally bipedal deer. It's a jacked bipedal deer, they REALLY DO move like that
First time i saw spicycammy i went to her account, looked at the replies and it was three in a row on tweets about the tate brothers getting arrested saying something along the line of "free them, they did nothing wrong" so idk about her
That soldier drinking the soda looks sped up, making him look animatronic. And the kangaroos face after he gets hit looks like that little kid that wasn't holding the measuring tape.
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WELCOME SPICYCAMMY TO THE NORTHERNLION NATION x.com/NorthernIion_LP/status/1827466394822484421
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY WE'RE GOING TO SCISSOR FOR 10 HOURS
"There are rizzlers everywhere for those with eyes to see them" is a sentence never uttered by a human in existence
nl definitely in the top 10% for people with the greatest number of unique sentences
@@12antlers only 10%? my man yaps for hours as his work
ngl, felt a little moved by this one
@@gamikhan9087 he is too online, there is some serious competition in his particular brand of yapping
@@gamikhan9087 he's like top 1% alive rn but those ancient cavemen mfs prob got all the top spots bc everything they said was the first time anyone said it
⚠️WARNING⚠️
OLD NL JUMPSCARE 15 MINUTES IN
VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION
holy…. This guy is FUCKED
That guy will never make it in TH-cam
The most harrowing thing I have ever seen in my life.
What is up with his voice.
COGNITOHAZARD
NL talking about his ex girlfriend and chat going "k7" is such a +2
kevin
What does "k7" mean in that context?
@@ZachAttack6089 it's k8-1
@@ZachAttack6089they call kate "k8", so her prototype/predecessor would be "k7"
+1
“I’m starting to get increasingly confused about The Rizzler” said Gyattman, angrily stroking his chin while looking at a map of Fallotham’s most recent crime spree
Honestly a webcomic about Gyattman and Mogging could do some numbers in today's online ecosystem
+2
They're getting NL to play the Poguin in the Gyattman movie!!! So based!!!
When NL said that he had seen your apartment, I half expected you to pull up a picture like you would actually just dox yourself for the bit.
Edit: 2 of the first 3 people who responded to this have Homestuck avatars. This means something, but I don't know what.
It’s all still on Librarian’s Twitter 🫣🫣
I mean, this is the same guy who revealed that he gets turned on by a bunch of playing cards on a whim, completely unprovoked. Also, I‘m pretty sure he revealed his face purely to get one up on k8 (to show her how eating a raw onion really „isn’t that bad“). This cannon is about as loose as it can get
tbh not putting the pictures from his twitter up betrays his journalistic integrity
Librarian didn't do that, cause he did it in a video already lol. It's in the Bits and Banter vid titled "Skibidi Africanus" from a couple days ago, it's the first time NL talked about Librarian's apartment and he edited in the pics.
There's even a timestamp called "NL roasts my apartment" or something, can't miss it
i don't have a Homestuck avatar but i am also a homestuck so make of that what you will
He’s confused because the Russian soldier video was sped up. That makes it look fake as hell
I just figured he was slamming it so he could get out of there
I'm confused because wouldn't that bottle be like literally exploding? Was it uncarbonated?
@@GEM4staSoda when Flat soda walks in:
Maybe he opened it slowly irl
There’s no way this guy talks this much
Yeah id prefer 5 hours of silence so I could focus on the gameplay.
Clueless
wait till this guy learns about livestreams
HEWILLNEVER
Cereal
He said the kangaroo video was real recently... He went back to his old ways. Why is addiction like this?
He's invalidating my trauma from the time a kangaroo kicked my dog and split him down the middle like arthur Morgan skinning a rabbit in rdr2 kangaroos be fuckers the danger is real
I remember everyone giving him shit for calling it fake in UCH.
@@imLidanJesus man are you ok
@@mattgroening8872 yes simpson man the vet stitched him up well and he survived how was the Epstein plane by the way I've been meaning to ask
@@imLidan ‘bitchin bro!
matching up the russian drinking pepsi with NL's timing on the noises are the details that make the librarian the goat
We're Librarian guys, of course we'll watch an hour of "Did You See This Tweet?" when we just wanted to come off the couch and do something with our lives
Also, the inevitable Costco Guys Supercut is going to be amazing
9:20 The speed with which Librarian linked the video in chat was genuinely terrifying
15:33 you put a trigger warning for the rot tweet but not for this?
I saw this when scrolling by around this time and was like no way is it possible. But it was indeed possible
surely in a few years we are gonna get a costco guys supercut right?
lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil
10 Hours of BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Content warning for the hoarder girl but no content warning for the blood-covered kidney stone is craaaaaazy
it kinda looks like bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau can't deny that. I was thinking those spiky balls that a ton of video games have where enemies take damage from walking on them. I think they're a real thing too but don't ask me what those are called.
@@rice_frying_shrimp caltrops homie
@@rottedpaint5228 yes, those very ones, thank you mate!
15:30 Librarian cooked NL with this one so hard
Librarian's wife in the chat be like:
28:18 The fact librarian was able to find a 200 viewed 3 likes tweet should be criminal.
I mean it's a reply, you just go there and search "diversity" until it's the right one
the rainbolt of twitter
33:38 "Hydroids" is a crazy word for water only people 😂
“you just got turned into chum for the algorithm” got me so bad dude lmao
"Yeah my wife wants to go on a cruise"
"Your wife? Cmon man..."
Absolutely savage
NL just wrong about the girlrot girl... ive checkednout her tiktok and its not just some bugs and trash. her house is unliveable, EASILY thousands of cockroaches, the bathroom looks like a serious health risk, she cant walk around her house because its piled with trash. dead bugs on all of her cooking utensils. whatever shes got going on is a very serious mental illness paired with horrible living circumstances... i hope she gets help soon because it was incredibly worrying
I was hoping to see someone say this lol, hoarding disorders are on par with any other serious mental illnesses that people don't really have control over. People don't typically live like this because of laziness or moral failing. I know he likes to punch down for content sometimes which can be funny, but I would expect something a little more nuanced from him than basically just saying skill diff.
🤓
@@wateryourplants5771 ??
@@wateryourplants5771 ??
@@sverenagain you are overly attached to what someone you will never know is saying
hi librarian love the channel, please put a content warning for old voice NL, ty much love xoxo
borat librarian be like: my wife
15:35 I'm so glad NL is out of his millennial posting era
The funniest thing about NL's crusade about the "remember to drink water" people is that the man is apparently pissing more than your average person according to his wife. Dude's gotta be hydrated as fuck.
You gotta imagine how much he drinks on his peloton rides. It probably sounds like a waterfall in the bathroom after those.
@@Schnellfisch if he was serious he'd just get a sports catheter
@@Schnellfisch Frying chicken in there
46:59 SUSHI BIT MENTIONED
cutting in the old NL clip of was pure "think fast chucklenuts" revenge from librarian holy moly
respect for putting nl calling you out on your wife bit in the video
SHE'S REAL
@@TheLibraryofLetourneaushe just goes to a different school
"A genuine content warning? It cant be that bad"
But it could, it absolutely could
The receipt god librarian not showning us the apartment pictures
The librarian dodged this one...
My wife loves your videos librarian
9:30 He looks like Agent 47 dumped his body into the water
+15 body hidden
The chef after I take his hat:
“Yeah that’s what I woulda done”
The pepsi video does look like the Estus Flask drinking animation
hitting us with the flashback on the "i had gross days in my distant past" is crazy
12:57 "im not letting ben roethlesburger ruin one of them, I'll save that for my friends and family" is such a bad player to choose with the rest of that sentence holyyy
Just a note, the "AHAHAHAHAH" is actually 10x longer than shown in this tweet
11:00 that’s the most fake real looking thumb I’ve ever seen
Sopranos reboot but with the Costco Guys
We need The Rizzler as Pussy
That's already happening.
That pizzeria footage was real CCTV
Old NL literally doing the "adulting" joke smh
That Japanese girl rot video is crazy. Fascinating how Japanese NEETs/hoarders will bag all their trash up, but won't take the extra step to just take trash out on the way to the store or something.
They're dirty, but GOD FORBID they're disorganised
iirc in most places in japan u have to sort trash a particular way and only certain kinds of trash can go out on certain days so like maybe she has the habit of bagging and sorting but shes too mentally ill to take it out
@@joefromfamilyguy3952 I forgot about that, would make sense.
@@joefromfamilyguy3952 Mental illness goes hard
Japanese neets absolutely mog western neets, like they're not even playing the same game it's crazy. The only person I can think of that we have who's close to the same level is Asmongold but even then he like goes outside on occasion and speaks to people of the opposite gender and shit.
I went to take a nap after watching this video and woke up with an Aadams family parody in my head
🎶"With chicken bakes and cookies,
Big Justice and his Daddy,
The Rizzler and Anthony,
The Cost-Co Family"🎶
+2
it just clicked, i don't believe in the librarian wife bit because you haven't mentioned having to get sushi yet.
I notice, crucially, that the tweet claiming the HOA sent a photo of the lady pulling the weeds when telling her to pull the weeds, does not include include the alleged photo. Now given that, I'm not saying she's lying, but I am saying odds of her telling the truth are very low indeed.
yeah seemed like engagement bait tbh
i would normally go "it's an HOA so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt" but she's got Twitter blue....you might as well have LIAR tattooed on your forehead
I thought "big justice" was like the legal version of "big pharma"
Shoutouts to joel_joel joel_joel_joel just posting jlorp in damn near every clip love that for them
83 year old Robert jumping in the ocean ragdoll style makes me respect the hell out of him.
Of course that “forced politics” guy had a Geralt pfp. No politics in the Witcher games at all ICANT
it's always that, star wars, gundam, Pokemon or star trek in the pfps of people who whine about irl issues in media
You forgot the Souls franchise @@zzeroara9511
I saw a guy with a fucking Disco Elysium pfp complain about woke ruining games and movies.
The one thing that bugs me about NL sometimes is that he come to big conclusions about gender based on a sample size of 1, just Kate. Basically what comes down to individual differences between him and his spouse can't be applied to half the population lmao
15:59 that is a 5 gamer score achievement at BEST librarian. I expect better of you smh my head
Librarian getting cooked about his “wife” is killing me. The people need answers librarian.
I get all of my latest pop culture information from ryab, thank you for your service librarian and stay pegged
I was not ready for that achievement video
24:40 When I'm playing Super Mario Odyssey and stumble upon a plump mushroom man awaiting me in a discreet location.
24:40 Me watching the results of the favourite Mario character poll and seeing my personal favourite is at the bottom
and also I was previously discussing a gambit
24:40 and 24:41 both include the wrong amount of words on either end
starting the video off with a second of silence is pure evil. i thought something was wrong with my headphones
the one trans girl in chat at the food thing is so right, it's not even a hormone thing, like pre-e post transition I need more of a variety of food
The last clip into that outro was perfect lmao
"Rizzler type individuals" should be framed
just sayin... nobody wears harris/walz shirts cuz liberals understand politics aint football
15:34 I still remember the "Chalk another one up for Hermione" bit from this video.
Yo why did we get a content warning for a messy room but not for a damn kidney stone
15:33 fricked me up dude I've genuinely never seen NL content from that long ago
Watching this channel as a woman is so enlightening sometimes. But I’m also a lesbian so I won’t be putting any of the knowledge to use.
the answer to nls questions abt the political shirts is that the kind of ppl who would vote harris/walz arent the kind of ppl who would wear a big loud shirt with their candidates names on it.
librarian i also say "my wife" a lot and it discombobulates people
Every single thing I learned about the Costco guys was against my will and by NL talking about it. It makes me feel less terminally online even though he is a certified grass-toucher.
Can I have the Nitrus today
Guys.... I dont think i can fix her...
I'm up for the challenge
I don't engage with Xitter so these are always a treat, ty Librarian!
I lowkey expected to see Librarian's home photos during 13:42 lmao
Ryan's the kinda guy who'll see a bear standing up in a zoo and say it's a man in a suit.
"what he say fuck me for" after the dishes ramble killed me.
NAHHHHH YOU MF DID HIM DIRTY WITH THAT OLD CLIP just because he doesn't buy the wife bit
15:50 Holyyyy K8 is doing what young NL said to him, that's so cuteee
I'm sorry for what might cause extra work, Librarian, but a "wife guy NL" supercut for k8's birthday would go supercritical
You already know I'm addicted to thi- HEEEELP, HEEEELP MEE, HEEELP
(Thank you)
@@Theiupsilon yo where is HEELP ME from? I've seen it referenced a bunch but I missed the first instance and it's impossible to search for
@@slawless9665 It's from the Tweets segment from a month ago, "You already know i'm obsessed with it" at 00:21
@@slawless9665im pretty sure the reference is the guy just talking about his drink and randomly screaming HEEEEEELP at the top of his lungs, should be easy to find on youtube
I can confirm as someone who transitioned I no longer can eat the same thing too much in a row and buy sushi every time I go to Krogers, NL was spitting facts
52:21 You could've told me NL was the voice actor of Meatwad and I would've 100% believed you
The Parking Illegally conversation reminds me of the time when me and my family where late to the Theater and couldnt find a space, so we just ended up parking right out front in of desperation, fully expecting coming back to a fine. Turns out, no one cared.
46:41 holy fuck is that why I can't eat the same shit over and over? I'm 8 months in and just can't do that anymore lol
I see myself in young NL and that's why it gave me the ick.
Of course we’re Channing Tatum guys, we’re bitches
Holy shit that factory worker taking 8000 hits a day is insane
HAST DU DIESEN GEZWITSCHER GESEHEN AUF TH-cam ?
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
18:30 he keeps looking down i cant
that kangaroo bit is no doubt real. ive seen roos square up before and it looks 1 to 1. But godamn i wanna be wrong so bad... the nl clips would go wild
15:45 that excerpt omfg im dying
NL hasn't seen kangaroos move around enough, the kangaroo punch video is TOO real if you're Australian. They're literally bipedal deer. It's a jacked bipedal deer, they REALLY DO move like that
First time i saw spicycammy i went to her account, looked at the replies and it was three in a row on tweets about the tate brothers getting arrested saying something along the line of "free them, they did nothing wrong" so idk about her
I legit thought this was an ad at 15:32
Glad im not the only one who thought they were talking about abt xqc
42:50 this guy ranting about how he folds clothes and casually drops an S rank without paying attention
he loses his mind failing runs while concentrating then drops S ranks after getting insanely distracted by chat
wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere is the best line in cinema history.
As someone who only started watching NL in the past couple years that old clip of him doing generic gamer comedy was genuinely shocking
I really thought the tennis player was an xqc viewer
4 rizzlers on a plane is a bar
You thought you had him with that old apartment achievement video, nah he was so real for that, +1000 aura to NL
Mankind knew they cannot change society. So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the bots.
That soldier drinking the soda looks sped up, making him look animatronic.
And the kangaroos face after he gets hit looks like that little kid that wasn't holding the measuring tape.
Gonna be honest. I'm a wife doubter
he sniped my ass with that Big Ben joke