LBJ Orders Pants

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  • @thevoid4060
    @thevoid4060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    THIS MAN JUST BELCHED MID-SENTENCE
    AND HE WAS GOING TO A FUNERAL AFTER THIS LMFAO

    • @derekjlight
      @derekjlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No after this.

    • @bram_412
      @bram_412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Texas Rick

    • @donaldleavy4379
      @donaldleavy4379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah it’s funny.., it’s not a disgusting display of who he really was.. but everyone keep laughing..

    • @thevoid4060
      @thevoid4060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@donaldleavy4379 its not that deep bro

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@donaldleavy4379 It's 100% still funny.
      Make the pockets atleast an inch longer. My money and my knife keep fallin' out
      Now, another the, the crotch, down where your nuts hang.. give me an inch. These are the best I've had anywhere in the United States.
      See if you can't leave me a good inch from where the zipper _BELCH_ ends, on around to ma bunghole.
      I WOULD SURE BE GRATEFUL.
      WHITEHOUSE.

  • @Venomous9
    @Venomous9 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3375

    "Where would you like it sent please?" "White House"

    • @nexusomega1
      @nexusomega1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      It was so nonchalant and freaking funny, and the dude on the other end just says "..alright.."

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What a boss

    • @tj12711
      @tj12711 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I really don't get the humor. I mean, I laughed at plenty of other parts of the phone call, but what's funny about having the pants sent to the White House?

    • @nobodyspecial675
      @nobodyspecial675 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      ​​@@tj12711 It's just such an obvious answer for the president to give, it makes the question seem redundant. Sure, there must have been other places he could have had them sent to but it still feels like "Duh".

    • @tj12711
      @tj12711 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nobodyspecial675 Oh I see. I assumed people were laughing at the answer, it hadn't occurred to me they found the question funny. Thanks!

  • @denislamb4153
    @denislamb4153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    "Where your nuts hang" and "they cut me this is like riding a wire fence" classic LBJ right there...

    • @chrisfamos
      @chrisfamos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1:40

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      . . . back to my bunghole. 😆

    • @fazbell
      @fazbell ปีที่แล้ว

      White trash to the core.

    • @tomjones5650
      @tomjones5650 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That bung holes a big job😅😢😊😂

    • @rzz9594
      @rzz9594 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      TexAs .
      👍

  • @no1reallycaresabout2
    @no1reallycaresabout2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    Imagine being on the board that declassified this

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I consider them American heroes beyond any president

    • @gchukma
      @gchukma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I sure LBJ wouldn't have minded. If they made comfortable pants he would want others to know. But it did have National Security implications in as far the Presidents balls are concerned. We were living in a dangerous world.

    • @orbyfan
      @orbyfan ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or the archivist who transcribed it; how would the belch be noted?

    • @sinistersoul7238
      @sinistersoul7238 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@orbyfanthat's a very good question

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      LBJ was never shy about talking about what he was packing. Ordering pants with an extra half inch for your nuts to hang is a compliment.

  • @KairuHakubi
    @KairuHakubi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    I like that he loved these pants so much but he still has a ton of notes on how to improve them.

    • @brunhildevalkyrie
      @brunhildevalkyrie ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Tbh I think most people feel the same way about things they love.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@brunhildevalkyrie Well i think there's different kinds of people, and the ones who want to "just enjoy things" don't appreciate/understand the people who enjoy things by picking them apart.

    • @Levipaulsen
      @Levipaulsen ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can always improve... --- as much as I'm not a big LBJ fan politically, I have no problems with this exchange.

    • @nikprocaccini9270
      @nikprocaccini9270 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He said he gained weight, that was the reason for the changes

    • @ar5000
      @ar5000 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's a politician being a politician

  • @julietcapulet7409
    @julietcapulet7409 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    I keep replaying this and every time I hear him burp I just lose it.

    • @FeistFan1
      @FeistFan1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I do the same thing

    • @yrobtsvt
      @yrobtsvt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      a little wider in the crotch area --*burp*-- morty

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm in between laughing and puking.

    • @devilsoffspring5519
      @devilsoffspring5519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Muh nutz! Muh Bungho'! :-D Hahahahahahaha

    • @dirtthirst3348
      @dirtthirst3348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolute Legend.

  • @AdamGregory04
    @AdamGregory04 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    “Presidents back in the day were classy, honourable men.”
    Presidents back in the day:

  • @finlandtrip2360
    @finlandtrip2360 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    the way the guy on the phone enthusiastically goes "yes sir!" cracks me up every time

    • @rdrrr
      @rdrrr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Well, ol' LBJ said he needed extra deep pockets for all his money. I guess Haggar did mighty well off LBJ's custom.

    • @jaycarver4886
      @jaycarver4886 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@rdrrrHe must've been the last President to carry cash and a knife. 😅

    • @devonhaggar3007
      @devonhaggar3007 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was my great uncle Joe Haggar 😅😅

    • @devonhaggar3007
      @devonhaggar3007 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@rdrrrwe did even better going public in the 90's😅 although I think my great grandfather probably rolled over in his grave.

  • @lyndonbainesjohnson1990
    @lyndonbainesjohnson1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    My nuts have never felt better! Thanks, Haggar! My *burp* bunghole is feeling mighty nice as well!

  • @captain0981
    @captain0981 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +780

    Need it be known, the funeral he mentioned was for former president Herbert Hoover

    • @withlessAsbestos
      @withlessAsbestos 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Well Hoover had a pretty poor legacy anyways

    • @cademorris9
      @cademorris9 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Herbert hoover died October 20 1964. This call was on August 9. Sorry to say but your story doesn't check out, chief.

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Is your pfp a boy pfp or a girl pfp

    • @PeterKennedy-b1h
      @PeterKennedy-b1h 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He had a great reputaion as humanitarian after the... and the... and all​@@withlessAsbestos

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@withlessAsbestos It was more undeserved than not. He was genuinely shocked business leaders weren’t willing to act for the country without pressure, and it *was* unprecedented.

  • @Iguana-Power
    @Iguana-Power 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    The best moment of the LBJ presidency, hands down.

    • @conduit242
      @conduit242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      This might be one of the greatest moments in American history...

    • @sullenbode283
      @sullenbode283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mah bunghole

    • @macintoshapples2882
      @macintoshapples2882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think you mean pants down

    • @bobfontana9101
      @bobfontana9101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I mean that whole Civil Rights thing was pretty cool too.

    • @je7055
      @je7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@bobfontana9101 Medicare too, and bringing millions of Americans over the poverty line, but this phone call is definitely a solid top five or top ten moment

  • @johnp4008
    @johnp4008 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    "And another thing, the crotch -- down where your nuts hang..." LOL This guy was a professional clothing manufacturer but I guess LBJ figured he needed to clarify exactly where the crotch was. This whole thing cracks me up, & I hope if I ever visit the LBJ library there will be a pair of these custom-designed trousers hanging in a place of honor.

    • @nmatavka
      @nmatavka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      They're Dockers! You can get them at any store now---Johnson basically invented them. Bigger pockets, not just for decoration but to put stuff in, more stride in the crotch (where your nuts---and bolt!---hang), and with an expandable waistline so you don't have to run to the shop when you gain an inch or two around there.

    • @MI-jp4nq
      @MI-jp4nq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +Nick Matavka Flawed man and flawed president IMO, but he knew how to combine comfort and style.

    • @stoshrice4060
      @stoshrice4060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      How about the fact that he had cash "don't want my money falling out" and had a knife on him IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!! They're all flawed, but street fight I'd take Lyndon

    • @ilackedtheheart
      @ilackedtheheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I went there years ago, I don't remember if his pants were there though.

    • @centurion1945
      @centurion1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@stoshrice4060 Read Robert Caro's biography on Johnson, sadly, you definitely don't want to have LBJ with you in a street fight. He got into several when he was a kid, and got his ass absolutely handed to him each time.
      Now Abraham "Railsplitter" Lincoln is the president you'd want with you in a fight. Lincoln allegedly only lost 1 wrestling match out of the 300 he competed in during a 12 year career.

  • @RappinPicard
    @RappinPicard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Lyndon Johnson needed extra room for Lyndon’s Johnson

    • @isagacha1015
      @isagacha1015 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes

    • @toughlikerocks
      @toughlikerocks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It was supposedly quite large. He liked to whip it out and show it to people at parties. True story.

    • @crixxxxxxxxx
      @crixxxxxxxxx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It had a name - "Jumbo"

    • @118Columbus
      @118Columbus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I never heard Lady Bird complain.

    • @yarnover
      @yarnover 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@118Columbus She was raised right, never talked with her mouth full.

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Little does everyone know, his initials actually stand for Ludicrously Big Johnson.

    • @benzflynn
      @benzflynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah, Virgo - it was little boy jitters: every time the Pentagon boys said he was being soft on communism ...

    • @indisciipline
      @indisciipline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lyndon Bull Johnson because his college mates knew he was often full of bullshit

    • @gabrielledebourg2487
      @gabrielledebourg2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He did actually call it "Jumbo"

    • @Spodogo
      @Spodogo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@gabrielledebourg2487 so its ludicrously big jumbo

    • @o484
      @o484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lyndon's Big Johnson

  • @satireisnotdead5804
    @satireisnotdead5804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Imagine how much self-control the man on the other end had to exercise, I wouldn't be able to breathe

    • @roccoz2231
      @roccoz2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Joe Haggar Jr. -- the guy on the other end of the phone -- was also a native Texan. I'm sure he'd heard it all before.

    • @doritozman5419
      @doritozman5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Did bunghole hit differently back then? Like was it an incredibly rare word to use at the time? Can't say I'm up to date with the prevalence of slang in the 60's.

  • @2KGrafix
    @2KGrafix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    He was so unfiltered. I admired that.

    • @mcblahflooper94
      @mcblahflooper94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He was also a blabbering idiot that made millions of lives worse but yeah i love our presidents wooo

    • @ilford6x6
      @ilford6x6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wooo

    • @yeezet4592
      @yeezet4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mcblahflooper94 ?

    • @MarlonBitoy
      @MarlonBitoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Matt C yeah ignore all his achievements because his tie color hurt your feelings. I’m sick of idiots just bending reality to make people seem worse

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mcblahflooper94 He was a good president though

  • @SurferJoe1
    @SurferJoe1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Disneyland should have a "Great Moments With Mr. Johnson" attraction with an animatronic LBJ and this audio.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "Daddy why is that robot waving his peepee at everyone?"
      "Well son..it's a beautiful story."

    • @fabianvera273
      @fabianvera273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Visit the LBJ museum in Austin, TX. They have all those phone calls for your entertainment...

    • @ecardullo10
      @ecardullo10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fabianvera273 stop. That is the most amazing thing I've heard.

    • @ecardullo10
      @ecardullo10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Highlights of this:
      1. Use of the word "bunghole"
      2. The mid sentence belch
      3. Referring to where his nuts hang

    • @mlgerab
      @mlgerab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ecardullo10 …told by a lifestyle LBJ robot sitting on a fence!

  • @Kyle_Schaff
    @Kyle_Schaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    “Where would you like them sent?”
    “🇺🇸 *White House* 🇺🇸”

    • @jillsmcfarland2001
      @jillsmcfarland2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To golda we are same but for the dresses orders.

    • @axtondragunov1784
      @axtondragunov1784 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      LBJ was such a chad he just said White House not The White House just White House

    • @TheIanverse
      @TheIanverse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m your comment’s 500th like 👍 !!!

  • @kelmi412
    @kelmi412 9 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "(...) where the zipper *BELCH* ends..."

    • @Nazareadain
      @Nazareadain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm pretty sure a belchend is a UK insult

    • @BombsOfSoy
      @BombsOfSoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:42

    • @NeverKetamine
      @NeverKetamine 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Nazareadain Nah that's "bellend"

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    This is great, but imagine the other guy on the phone. While Johnson just goes on and on in extreme detail about how comfy his crotch should be, the guy’s thinking: “Is this a prank call? This can’t be for real. Oh Sweet Jesus, he’s still going...”

    • @jaygroomes1357
      @jaygroomes1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Yes sir, yes sir."

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Deez nutz!

    • @morganalabeille5004
      @morganalabeille5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used to whip his dick out to intimidate people

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "DOWN TO MA BUNGHOLE"
      "Is this the president of the united states?"
      "WELL WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD IT BE? NOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH MY NUTS HANGIN' COMFORTABLY, OR ARE YOU NOT?

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's also apparently how many of his aides felt when he conducted state business while on the toilet.

  • @simonm-m8106
    @simonm-m8106 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    1:42 Burp replay button

    • @ClackerJack
      @ClackerJack 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thanks for the noble act.

    • @Hfgh564
      @Hfgh564 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

  • @baronvg
    @baronvg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Upon listening to this audio again, it’s actually quite innocent and charming. But that out-of-nowhere burp was the craziest part 😂

    • @NaughtyVampireGod
      @NaughtyVampireGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      no really out of nowhere - you can hear him leading up to it

    • @grege5074
      @grege5074 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is innocent and charming and wanting to wear more casual clothing “after work” treating the presidency like its a 9-5er

  • @billi1064
    @billi1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    This needs to be clipped and put into a LoFi Hip-hop mix right now.

  • @walrus2561
    @walrus2561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The best parts are the knife, the nuts, the burp, the funeral, the whitehouse and the bunghole

  • @DjNotNicesNucka
    @DjNotNicesNucka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Imagine how much he talked about these pants when he got them. "They don't cut me right hwhere m'nuts hang"

    • @timwinterhalter5233
      @timwinterhalter5233 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      he had to have been fucking thrilled

  • @chaselewis7853
    @chaselewis7853 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    “These are the best I’ve ever had… but here’s 30 things I’d like different.”

    • @expensivepink7
      @expensivepink7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      imagine the pain that man was in before if those were his best ever im crying

    • @dematt321
      @dematt321 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      he was making fine adjustments lol

    • @lukaszwodzynskiHNB
      @lukaszwodzynskiHNB 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Now imagine how bad his worst pair must have been

  • @wizardsongs5409
    @wizardsongs5409 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Utterly amazing that a United States president couldn't be bothered to find such elusive terms as 'seat' and 'inseam' and instead opted to use the more colorful 'bunghole' and 'where the nuts hang' to describe an order for pants.

    • @johnw1954
      @johnw1954 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      too busy

  • @notoriousblt1038
    @notoriousblt1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    ITS LIKE RIDING A WIRE FENCE

  • @jeremysimpson6474
    @jeremysimpson6474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    When he belches I imagine Hagar pulling the phone away and looking at the receiver in surprise.

  • @rogergordon1765
    @rogergordon1765 10 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Not only is LBJ saying bunghole hilarious, but it amazes me that with all that was going on during the Johnson administration, the President would be taking care of something as trivial as ordering pants? Couldn't Lady Bird or a white house aide taken care of this?

    • @luxbledstone
      @luxbledstone 9 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Idk if she could bring her self to say "nuts" and "bunghole"...

    • @bamarine247
      @bamarine247 9 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Roger Gordon He was an old-fashioned Southerner. His thinking is "If you want it done right, do it yourself." My mom grew up in Texas in the 1950s-60s and when she heard this, she said his language sounded very accurate (as well as his knife-carrying and his casual belch)

    • @haltopen12
      @haltopen12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Roger Gordon they were probably too busy recovering from "jumbo", apparently he slept with every secretary at the white house because he wanted to outdo kennedy

    • @Hun_Uinaq
      @Hun_Uinaq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Roger Gordon well, maybe somebody did order them and they ordered them wrong which is why they didn't fit right. So, he figured he better do it himself so he wouldn't be uncomfortable next time around

    • @fenderjag114
      @fenderjag114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They couldn't be trusted with such a sensitive operation.

  • @yohanahramen6756
    @yohanahramen6756 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    New video title: Official presidential business, highly confidential, highly classified

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The animation on the burp is just perfection

  • @slip4510
    @slip4510 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    So this is what discord calls sounded like back then

  • @rockoutwithyourckout
    @rockoutwithyourckout 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Did I really just hear a president use "bunghole" ? PPSHHHAHaha ha ha hh* h*

    • @vanessapurvis6062
      @vanessapurvis6062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just heard him say 'nuts' !!! this is crazy

    • @kmulhollem4185
      @kmulhollem4185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i HAVE always heard that he was crude, rude, and socially un-acceptable at most dinner parties!

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You know Clinton and W did at some point. They just haven’t declassified the tapes.
      Hell, I can see those two smoking a j and laughing their asses off at Beavis & Butthead.

  • @rawbacon
    @rawbacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    They need to put mannequins of LBJ wearing those pants in museums and have this audio playing.

  • @grimroten3299
    @grimroten3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This is real and its not the dumbest thing a US President has had been recorded saying on a call

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      John F. Kennedy was actually recorded on the phone talking about furniture costs IIRC, he cursed when he heard the amount and feared it would cause a massive scandal with the public if the press found out.

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ...Or live television for that matter.

  • @GabeNewellDFTBA
    @GabeNewellDFTBA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    LBJ is Rick Sanchez confirmed.

  • @dstorm7752
    @dstorm7752 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    On June 30, 1967, LBJ amended Selective Service regulations and drafted many of us out of law school or grad school. He had no plan to win, so people like my pal Bill died in Vietnam in 1968. When the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated, LBJ's wife did not show up nor did anybody from the Nixon presidency.

    • @bsaunders
      @bsaunders หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wasn’t that change to address the unfairness of allowing people to use college to avoid military service at a time when most people did not attend college?

    • @boringdude1626
      @boringdude1626 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who else was to pay the toll for war, every impoverished high schooler? I bet if he hadn't taken people out of colleges, nobody would've cared how many Americans died in the war.

  • @spiffaz
    @spiffaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Sometimes, when you are feeling sad about your life, just remember that anything is possible. This guy was President. Whatever it is, you can do it.

    • @claudiagibsonmusic
      @claudiagibsonmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      One of the sharpest politicians to ever put on a pair of pants.

    • @capser86
      @capser86 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He was also a very good and effective president.

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You say it like he was dumb XD, but no one greased the gears of the Senate like Lyndon.

  • @AndrewBlechinger
    @AndrewBlechinger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I actually first heard a part of this clip on a Wisconsin morning radio show in 1998. Freaking excellent.

  • @capser86
    @capser86 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I love how all the inappropriate language in this call was totally avoidable.
    "A bit more space in the crotch area" would have been completely clear.

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      LBJ never missed an opportunity to elude to the size of what he was packing.

  • @AManOfMusic
    @AManOfMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel so strangely proud that I was born on this guy's birthday.

  • @loganstroganoff1284
    @loganstroganoff1284 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Lol this is so bizarre hes calling one of the owners of a major company like hes the local corner store tailor "joe is your dad the one that makes clothes?" And giving him the measurements like hes the assistant or something 😂

    • @timwinterhalter5233
      @timwinterhalter5233 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It was a way different and more personal time, people just were expected to casually know a lot of the things we mentally offload now

  • @jeremymullins1294
    @jeremymullins1294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I've been reading Ron Chernow's bio on George Washington. Washington was also very particular when ordering his clothes from a tailor in London. Must be a Presidential thing. Although, I don't think he ever mentioned his "balls" or his "bunghole".

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      But we all know damn well Ben Franklin did. Ben Franklin probably drew his tailor diagrams.

    • @lambdaman3228
      @lambdaman3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hoilst Ben Franklin was never POTUS.

    • @wesleycorder4594
      @wesleycorder4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lambdaman3228 He was never president but he should've been. He would've been interesting

    • @lambdaman3228
      @lambdaman3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wesleycorder4594 We're discussing how different US presidents might have ordered their clothes tailored. Ben Franklin was never a US president. Therefore discussing him is off topic here. If you want to discuss how inventors order clothing, or how non presidents order their clothing, I suggest you create a new comment on this video instead of replying to this one.

    • @jasonbent97
      @jasonbent97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      George called them his Apple bag and referred to his bunghole as his “trap door”.
      He talked of both so often it was incredible.

  • @ShanefromSydneyAustralia
    @ShanefromSydneyAustralia ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That build up to the presidential burp. Just legendary

  • @risqueclay
    @risqueclay 14 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What LBJ needed in the crotch of his pants was a gusset. This is a small piece of cloth that gives a bit more room. I've always wondered why they aren't used more often in pants because they do make for a more comfortable fit.

    • @djs2356
      @djs2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is exactly correct. It gives more room and prevents the 'rise' of the pant from looking too long. A Gusset falls in the category of craftsmanship. So, it's a lost art. We don't make anything here in the USA anymore.

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    LBJ was carrying a knife with him? I hope it was a classic greaser switchblade lol.

    • @luissantiago5163
      @luissantiago5163 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @joedick8779
      @joedick8779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm actually just as suprised he carried money with him

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe Dick no credit cards back then!

    • @joedick8779
      @joedick8779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      DonPeyote Well yeah, but he was President of the United States, I don't think he was running down to the drugstore for smokes or anything.

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Joe Dick well, he was a real boyscout seems to be - ready for anything, had a knife with him in case he needs it, had some change in case he needs to make a paid phone call, he wanted to be prepared for anything. Maybe he was afraid he could be kidnapped, so he wanted to have a blade to cut the ropes and some change for payphone on him at any time, idunno lol.

  • @veryscaryreaper8883
    @veryscaryreaper8883 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The fact that he did this before going to a fucking funeral takes the wind out of me 💀💀

  • @matthewkleinmeyer6555
    @matthewkleinmeyer6555 11 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    LBJ: Lyndon Beavis Johnson

    • @mat11trick
      @mat11trick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      5 years and not one like? My God this was great. Thank you for the laugh!

    • @justsomeguy6133
      @justsomeguy6133 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @eh1600
    @eh1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Lyndon "Bunghole" Johnson

  • @user-bl1gg2br5m
    @user-bl1gg2br5m ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wanted to be shocked when I first heard this but I’ve answered a lot of calls from old people.

  • @StiffyGriffy
    @StiffyGriffy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I shall not seek and I will not accept any other pants

  • @fw5995
    @fw5995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:36 - it is interesting as hell hearing a sitting US President talk about common things like unwinding after coming home from work at the end of the day. One of those “putting their pants on one leg at a time” thing (no pun intended).

  • @yarrmander3197
    @yarrmander3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The B in LBJ stands for "Balls, Big Bulbous Balls too close to his Bunghole"

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I absolutely need more of these.

  • @IsThatWheelJack9905
    @IsThatWheelJack9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Though he was one of the most depressed presidents I knew and watched, it was still hilarious when he belched and keeps saying bunghole lmao

  • @catfishandbass8680
    @catfishandbass8680 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Needed that extra room for Jumbo

  • @GAMEOVER-hy6xs
    @GAMEOVER-hy6xs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    goddammit vinny

  • @danielhall6354
    @danielhall6354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    he contently knew what he wanted

  • @rcradiator
    @rcradiator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'd imagine the president of the US could afford to ask a company to send a tailor right to the White House instead of phoning in an order. Still, the idea is hilarious, and Johnson certainly didn't disappoint either.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The president actually pays for their clothing, as well as food, toilet paper, gifts to foreign leaders, vacations, haircuts, and private party staff.

  • @sootmann
    @sootmann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "wire fence", lol.

  • @Davids-fb9ub
    @Davids-fb9ub 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Amazing johnson didn't sound polite, he burped on the line without saying excuse me.

    • @zeroeffects88
      @zeroeffects88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Texas...

    • @VanBurenOfficial
      @VanBurenOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      LBJ had horrible manners, a lot of people commented on it.

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not impolite, wrr

    • @GeorgeNoory42069
      @GeorgeNoory42069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he was drunk lol

    • @drtrollface7434
      @drtrollface7434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shit yeah he was drunk! Everyone was drunk back then. If you didn't come home 3 sheets to the wind and slap your old lady around for burning supper you just weren't American!

  • @wolventhrone1631
    @wolventhrone1631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    muh money and muh knife and everythan jus fall out

  • @troynov1965
    @troynov1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ordering pants like a BOSS

  • @bobcooper5779
    @bobcooper5779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He is THE GREAT BUNGHOLIO!!

  • @gonzalomendoza1598
    @gonzalomendoza1598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Funny thing is that my Grandma steam presses those pants and suits. she worked in Haggar Most of the 60s and 70s

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    An incredible moment in history

  • @DonaldJohnTrump2016
    @DonaldJohnTrump2016 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    He was a good guy, very nice, very kind. I miss him very much, very much I miss him.

  • @bamarine247
    @bamarine247 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that the LBJ library has this whole conversation on a phone bank

  • @qakbousmeatcake3342
    @qakbousmeatcake3342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His accent just makes it that much better

  • @Sonicbolt1-_
    @Sonicbolt1-_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Vinny Sent Me Here...

  • @Mat7920H
    @Mat7920H 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Fun fact: Richard Nixon made his resignation speech exactly 10 years after this phone call was made

  • @monckey44
    @monckey44 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he was cooking here

  • @zekelucente9702
    @zekelucente9702 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Haggar decided not to market pants specially designed for old men with saggy balls which may have been a missed opportunity.

  • @stoshrice4060
    @stoshrice4060 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    LBJ a true politician, and I want a President that carries cash and a knife, that's my kind of guy

    • @ununderstood
      @ununderstood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not to mention change. I don't think of presidents with change falling out of their pockets.

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want a president that leaves plenty of room around his bunghole

    • @enlightenedwarrior7119
      @enlightenedwarrior7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Change and a knife

  • @danhandel8256
    @danhandel8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the burp, this must have been the subconscious inspiration for Uncle Rick

  • @jh6025
    @jh6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jumbo sort of makes a guest appearance.
    LBJ is a personal hero for how much legislation he was able to pass.
    Imagine that happening today.

  • @sartainja
    @sartainja 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Bunghole” ~ love it.
    There are stories that ole LBJ packed a big tool and a massive set of twins.

  • @marisawoods
    @marisawoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm sure Johnson would've throughly enjoyed Beavis and Butthead.

  • @CrackzTV
    @CrackzTV 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I have never had pants too tight at the bunghole

  • @6feet263
    @6feet263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I literally lost it when he burped 😂

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s like ridin’ a whar fince”

  • @OMM-bo9fr
    @OMM-bo9fr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this is so great! it cheers me up every time! :D

  • @kawaiiarchive357
    @kawaiiarchive357 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    JFK is not even cold yet and he's getting pants?

  • @gregoryjclark81
    @gregoryjclark81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That was some seriously funny shit!!! Nearly laughed my soft green britches off. All these years all I can think is "Poor Lady Bird." Surely she must've have busted a rib or two, right?

    • @villll
      @villll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @rl943 😐

    • @EllieK
      @EllieK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@villll This is a nice video of LBJ and Lady Bird and cute Hereford cattle th-cam.com/video/m9PET5sQjwA/w-d-xo.html From LBJ library

  • @bduhe219
    @bduhe219 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love him...so colorful!!

  • @ascalia
    @ascalia 12 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You know, there is a book by a Secret Service man who covered "old bullnuts," as LBJ was called, because he was PARTICULARLY "WELL ENDOWED" IN THE TESTICLES--PLUS, he LIKED getting NUDE in FRONT of his wife and kids (?!!) on Air Force One whenever he got aboard, and was known to simply take a leak off the upstairs balcony of his Whitehouse living quarters and onto the Whitehouse Lawn.
    On the OTHER hand, he FOUNDED National Public Radio, and CHAMPIONED de-segregation of Blacks JUST before Watts

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      those are the same hand, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Being nude infront of your wife and kids ain't wierd

  • @All_Walks_
    @All_Walks_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man also waged war in Vietnam, what a wild thought. Love this call

  • @rberka555
    @rberka555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would like to have heard old Mayer Daley and Johnson in a room together.

  • @TheBycon
    @TheBycon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sounds like my grandfather, has to repeat himself every other sentence...

  • @CapsizedCloud
    @CapsizedCloud 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    60th anniversary, watching from Johnson City, TX. 💀

    • @PlayingTyme
      @PlayingTyme 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How's the current condition of your johnson? 😅

    • @CapsizedCloud
      @CapsizedCloud 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PlayingTyme Well, I just used it lmao.

  • @parisbrat
    @parisbrat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But he's got the biggest Balls of them all!!

  • @benzflynn
    @benzflynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think the animation - while good - may need a few extra sketches at the part where he needs extra material down thar whar yore nuts hang !
    Great ad for Hagger even if they had to make 6 pairs of long stride pants for free . . . After this they could hang out a board sign saying "Infitters to the President" !

  • @jamesbelkin9204
    @jamesbelkin9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He needed some extra breathing room for ol' "Jumbo"

  • @astron4606
    @astron4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:42 Best moment overall

  • @sim1manson1
    @sim1manson1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Not only did LBJ cost more lives than anyone in American history, but he also cared for his pant fitment.

    • @connorodum6710
      @connorodum6710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chester A. Arthur punching air rn

  • @seanmcmanus7483
    @seanmcmanus7483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    losing my mind at varying 10-15 pounds a month

  • @Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we
    @Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    LBJ. : "my bunghole will not wait ! Are you threatening me. ? "

  • @lavenderphoebe
    @lavenderphoebe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:43. just saving this moment for later

  • @Raguleader
    @Raguleader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    My favorite bit about this is that some random citizen was like "I'm gonna send POTUS some pants."
    Does that sort of thing still happen?

    • @lukastojanovic8904
      @lukastojanovic8904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You know what's even better - that POTUS actually wore these pants and sent him feedback lol

    • @threestrikesmarxman9095
      @threestrikesmarxman9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, it was Haggar that sent him those pants. It was a pretty well-established company in Dallas by the time LBJ took office.

    • @LinkRocks
      @LinkRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@threestrikesmarxman9095 Yep. This wasn't a random clothing store he called, this was a top tier outlet that LBJ did business with before.