Like he died in every war ever, This man has fought in every war For every side he deserves a medal of horner Haner Hiner That game with weeb samurais that said fer at the beginning Fur Fir Number after three
I can’t breathe after that ‘Hallmark movie script’ “Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.” Thank you for that very important life lesson. I know to no longer rely on bones to help me when I ask them to🤣
I also have adhd and I can confirm this. Since My brain- Sometimes just doesn't work And. Then. I havw a full Stroke trying to f--king type a sentence.
Makes you wonder how Santa ended up in all the wars... I mean, I could picture his elves doing some sort of satanic resurrection ritual, maybe sacrificing a Reindeer and a few children to bring him back everytime but still, not only did he manage to end up in literally every warzone (despite wars not being exclusively christian and as such he must've ended up between the fronts of people who don't celebrate christmas in the first place) but he also managed to step on a landmine or get shot every single time. That's either some really bad luck or some suicidal tendencies (maybe he abandoned the elves and the north pole because he just wanted to stay dead for good this time).
Macu I knew that was the joke but he completely missed the opportunity to say something like ‘Dergan burr soup man’, that would REALLY make it seem like he had a stroke and nobody would have an r/whoosh moment
Puberty is the process of physical changes through which a child's body matures into an adult body capable of sexual reproduction. It is initiated by hormonal signals from the brain to the gonads: the ovaries in a girl, the testes in a boy. In response to the signals, the gonads produce hormones that stimulate libido and the growth, function, and transformation of the brain, bones, muscle, blood, skin, hair, breasts, and sex organs. Physical growth-height and weight-accelerates in the first half of puberty and is completed when an adult body has been developed. Before puberty, the external sex organs, known as primary sexual characteristics, are sex characteristics that distinguish boys and girls. Puberty leads to sexual dimorphism through the development of the secondary sex characteristics, which further distinguish the sexes. On average, girls begin puberty at ages 10-11 and complete puberty at ages 15-17; boys generally begin puberty at ages 11-12 and complete puberty at ages 16-17.[1][2][3] The major landmark of puberty for females is menarche, the onset of menstruation, which occurs on average between ages 12 and 13.[2] For males, first ejaculation occurs on average at age 13.[4] In the 21st century, the average age at which children, especially girls, reach puberty is lower compared to the 19th century, when it was 15 for girls and 16 for boys.[5] This can be due to any number of factors, including improved nutrition resulting in rapid body growth, increased weight and fat deposition,[6] or exposure to endocrine disruptors such as xenoestrogens, which can at times be due to food consumption or other environmental factors.[7][8] Puberty which starts earlier than usual is known as precocious puberty, and puberty which starts later than usual is known as delayed puberty. Notable among the morphologic changes in size, shape, composition, and functioning of the pubertal body, is the development of secondary sex characteristics, the "filling in" of the child's body; from girl to woman, from boy to man. Derived from the Latin puberatum (age of maturity), the word puberty describes the physical changes to sexual maturation, not the psychosocial and cultural maturation denoted by the term adolescent development in Western culture, wherein adolescence is the period of mental transition from childhood to adulthood, which overlaps much
I had an r/ihadastroke moment when i was talking with my friend on discord. I was laughing a bit too hard and ended up having to calm down before trying to type proper words again.
@@haileypadron8946 gg jjbfd njjj5rcb bhjnjjhhshshbzb1s x x d d fhdjjdjdieiejnbehrhrbwe d e d e will make me 2 to were d8dud7d d7duwhxbiwiwusiskw in 7w7w77a7s7zuzb an s sbjxj d do it shuts xuzuudxs to send something x8 do you hwjwb2hu3e the due time 72ubgghrhehehegwggd bss see what she's doing well so she says she's going to send S7 to send so so d77ds y not d I don't see it 7s7dudueuvevevd d ebejeiwii2 she, D's s8s SS e8w8e bad nzs
right after the person asking if someone wanted lemonade i got an expedia ad about lemons. i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard over the dumbest thing
“I refill globes better than Jesus Claus” “Do your snow globes lack wet?” “Shut your sound” “This is a family business, I sell families” “Gift wrapped in eggnog”
Ok I’m gonna be there at five and then I will be home by the rp and then I can get my car ready to go go home 🏡 I’m ok 🙂 is going to go go home 🏡 I’m not sure 🤔 can get me north of the house 🏡 and trey will just park in the park with me I don’t know 🤷♀️ I will just do that I can get a hold on my mom and I can go to the house 🏡 I will just do that I don’t know what I’m doing a little sister I’m going home now I have a lot
@@bruh.9835 the first one of my life is the password that is not a good luck and it is not the only way I have cam and my voice has a different view on my phone and the other imposor I am no u have a purple card and it is not the only way I am not using the first time I got a copy of my life is a cursed and it was amazing to read it but it starts with the same as a normal version
2:39 How in the heck does the woman's husband die in EVERY WAR? Does he respawn like in Minecraft or something? Edit: "This is a family business. I sell families"- Single mother
His husband died in *EVERY* war.
Yikes dude that’s tough.
Like he died in every war ever,
This man has fought in every war
For every side he deserves a medal of horner
Haner
Hiner
That game with weeb samurais that said fer at the beginning
Fur
Fir
Number after three
S I R F A C T O R Y man, this borage me back to the glory days. When I fought in CoD! Thows wete thw giosoldays!!
😂😂😂😂
jesus calus
clusa
calsu
claus
You think that's bad my husband died everyday from the second he was born
"Business Man has a flashback to when he was Business Boy"
that one is actually very clever
the A.I.'s are developing terms the likes of which we have not thought of. They have truly surpassed us.
"This is a family business. I sell families."
This AI likes wordplay.
666 LIKES NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT
0/10 not enough typos
Points for Spyro picture 🐉
“My husband died in a war”
“Which war?”
*YES*
Her husband took the lennon juice
It was jesus clause
It’s amazing how you could still follow the plot and how it actually kinda resembled a hallmark movie
Good
@@mariarobinson8688 good
“She did not know her husband was Santa. Santa was bones. Bones help nobody.” Now this is a like button worthy post
I liek tis comm eat vey fun yeet
@@GreysonmakesEdits pastA!
2:37 *She is widow. Her husband died in every war.* Man, that's rough
And he was Santa
Joeo w. Hu yer metadfor gythgv arwmfshfb
I'm dead
@@Bentortoise2 r/ihadastroke
i imagine that her husband died in one war, was revived (somehow0 and went to war again, then died again. so on so fourth
*HER HUSBAND DIED IN EVERY WAR*
Poor dude
Respect for the man
F
F
F
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"He wears clothes that cost money"
idk why that is making me laugh so hard -
Idk either lol
*looks at user* Cause I am
This is not misspelled
Because it is so blatantly obvious that it being stated is so abnormal it is funny
@why are you reading this: I adore your profile picture, as a Pansexual i think it is lovely✨
I can’t breathe after that ‘Hallmark movie script’ “Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.” Thank you for that very important life lesson. I know to no longer rely on bones to help me when I ask them to🤣
"This us a family business. I sell families"
The dad jokes are strong with this one
Bloody legend
what's a dad?
@@avery2_785 idk
I thought it was "i smell families"
its simple her Husband is Jesus
"My husband is now bones."
Well, _she's not wrong_
"They are all giftwrapped in eggnog"
"He died in every war"
@@84quattro41 in every single one of them?
I lost it at "Bones help nobody"
I have no idea what that means
I hate how much “Santa is bones, bones help nobody.” Made me wheeze
When ssant is bones then
@@thegrubhubguy2013 r/ihadastroke
Anybody else read Santa as satan
@@OverlordGezora Santan
@@HollowM0th EGsantajesus FRONGK JFH EGNOOOOG
this subreddit is what listening to a lecture sounds like to ADHD people
@Hu Tao! bro i laugh so hard i almost woke up my sister😭
I also have adhd and I can confirm this.
Since
My brain-
Sometimes just doesn't work
And.
Then.
I havw a full Stroke trying to f--king type a sentence.
I have ADHD and I agree, lol
Thats c4azy man but like we litswn to lectures I never knoew
@French Fries nsh thus is Hialrious😭😭😭😭
"Her husband was Santa Claus"
_Top 10 anime plot twists_
And Santa clause was bones and bones help no body
TmanOutdoors and he died in every war
@@trforcectat _dun dun DUN!!!_
• S a d i i e • I’m serious I remember seeing him in WWI
@@trforcectat **Le gasp**
"He wears clothes that costs money."
oh shoot we were wearing free clothes the whole time?
"He wears clothes that costs money."
As you can see, the floor here is clearly made of floor.
Woah is your pfp ninja?
Now don't quote me on this, but I hear people die when they're killed.
@@zyriantel9601 Wait, fr??? 😱
*F E L I P E*
C o n s u m e
Her husband died in every war.
Lesson learned
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
rwdplz1 I pick the Star War
_🎶Apparently noooooooot!🎶_
Makes you wonder how Santa ended up in all the wars... I mean, I could picture his elves doing some sort of satanic resurrection ritual, maybe sacrificing a Reindeer and a few children to bring him back everytime but still, not only did he manage to end up in literally every warzone (despite wars not being exclusively christian and as such he must've ended up between the fronts of people who don't celebrate christmas in the first place) but he also managed to step on a landmine or get shot every single time. That's either some really bad luck or some suicidal tendencies (maybe he abandoned the elves and the north pole because he just wanted to stay dead for good this time).
So her husband is Wolverine?
That christmas story is actually brilliant, some of the wordplays are hilarious!
"This is a family business. I sell families."
Well it's not wrong I guess.
I didn't know we had a feature from r/technicallythetruth
Wow i did not know that anyone else did that, im finally not alone and i can now continuedd my busynesssdw
@@macaroni8273 did you have a stroke?
@@eddiethetrooper1974 possibly
"The Christmas on Christmas" is an Oscar-worthy masterpiece
You damn right it is.
Whit what
"bones don't help anybody" that bot
I love reading those stories lol
yeh
"her husband died in every war"
Well I guess she'd get used to it eventually though, right?
Or it's her hell and she has to suffer for eternity hearing the news that her husband died in war. Everytime the death is more more grusome.
“Hey I’m sorry to break the ne-“
“Let me guess bob died in a war AGAIN?”
The AI generated Christmas story is pure brilliance. We need someone to anime and voice it. I'd like to audition for the role of the business man.
r/ihavdastrokey
mld strok
do you mean adition
odittion
addition
Unfortunately it's not actually AI-generated, it was written by a comedy writer pretending to be an AI
“A Christmas tree killed his family on purpose”
Oh god, gotta watch out for those Christmas trees, man. They’re pretty dangerous
Thats why i get fake ones
Mr. Instinct ?
Mr. Instinct Also its r/iamverysmart
Mr. Instinct aight then
*laughs in decoration*
“Hi. Do your snow globes lack wet?”
That’s the funniest sh*t I’ve seen today
You need to fill them with Christmas juices.
Imma go in a store and say that to a worker
@@Frostfern94 you need to fill me with Christmas juices 😉
@@bigchungus27 oOp
@@bigchungus27 But your name is big chungus, surely it is you filling me, no? I’m guessing you wanna get a head start on next Christmas?
2:50 THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE
“Shut your sound”
“They’re all gift wrapped in eggnog”
This bot needs to make more movies
i would watch that movie
Ronni Ron I would pay good money to see this
It's better than any Hallmark Christmas movie.
Oh, it is. It’s the bee movie, Christmas addition
I laughed to hard at “Shut your sound!”
"he's hallmark hot"
that is a valid description, and I will be using it from now on.
"Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy" why does this have me laughing to tears at 2:00 am? 😂😂
my husband is now bones
my mindhm hurgt itgs tso funny
Dude I’m just imagining that being a short film!
@@Boiled_Lemonade was this an intentional stroke?
@@biancaa67maybeith
"He wears clothes that cost money"
Hmm, yes, the floor is made out of floor.
the trees are made of trees
the phone is made of phone
the baby is made of cheese
@@Soup3rhero wait what-
LLunaroid the cheese is made out of baby
“Her husband died in every war”
something seems wrong here
i was on the floor crying because of that line
Plotwist he's diavolo from Jojo part 5
@@mRSasha-dv3mb me too😂😂
Its fine he has plot armor he comes back every time....every time
every GTA character
"Her husband died in every war" he must have been born in ancient times
I would pay to see anyone animate the Hallmark Christmas story.
Your wish had been granted. Surreal entertainment animated it and it’s amazing
@@Sandwich_People link?
th-cam.com/video/lbz2ZVguhgI/w-d-xo.html
I actually wanted to rick roll you but i saw the link of the animation and i forgot about it
Emkay said rppl in form furm of suvftfvbbd
This reminds me of:
“Did you know i have ahtsma”
“Asthma”
“Atsha”
“Amthsa”
“Breathen’t”
breathen't LMAO
breathen't sounds alot like liven't
I saw this one
There's an oul outside my window
Owl
Howl
Owel
How TF do you spell it
There's a hooter outsidey window
Lungn't
I actually cant breathe im sending this to my friend with asthma
Father turn to bone
Mother points to bones
Bones is wrapped in eggnog
*Bones is santa*
_Bones is husband santa_
viki radeva Yes
Bones Santa rip
ysesezserastsggs
Bones is not buried. Bones is old. Bones is fought in every war. Bones is died in every war.
5:51
“Leninade” sounds like something that would either be banned in the Soviet Union, or be all over the place in the Soviet Union
Lenninade is a real drink that exists in California
"A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose."
I can’t breathe 😂
😂
A plant blowing its whole family am I right?
i bread that right as he said that
"He now hates *Christmas trees and Christmas and explosions* ."
Her husband was Santa, and her husband died in every war.
This has some interesting implications that I want explored.
That rhymed
That was generated by ai
Cici Anonymous i love your profile pic
Cici Anonymous ??
Up and a few hours of my time and my life is not working (last bit is true)
"Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy" is now my favourite sentence ever.
Anke Colen my favorite is my husband died in every war
@@Ylekiot10 imagine getting resurrected to fight in every war
@@abhrajitdhar4628 That's patriotic alright
@@schwellenangst1605 the patriot is so powerful even death can't hold his patriotic self
“He wears clothes that cost money.”
“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”
"i hate when my business boy turns bones"
walmar*
lukamat1c *F O K*
*_ka ching_*
i hate when my walmar boy turns bones
"Christmas juice"
me: I am now concerned about what we put in snow globes
It's water...
Don't ask me I how know this.......
👀
the blood of the elves
@@Charlie_the_Chair ah yes *ELF BLOOD* (sorry if i spelt it wrong)
It's not always water and can be poisonous or toxic!
00:26 “is that narudo”
That hurt me deep inside of my soul.
HooDatBoi ? It was ironic, mocking the sub
*b a r n e y t o e*
Us all.
Macu I knew that was the joke but he completely missed the opportunity to say something like ‘Dergan burr soup man’, that would REALLY make it seem like he had a stroke and nobody would have an r/whoosh moment
In culcherd swine
1:20 translation: when a chinese man has to pay, what is his name?
Ka ching
“I am widow. My husband is now bones”
Best quote ever.
It do be true tho
Sound a bit like purple mommy widowmaker.
@@loki4807 fuckin Christ you weebs commenting on a funny joke I made almost 2 years ago with this cringe ass shit wtf
@@DaesoTheOne Eat my entire ass pixar boy.
@@loki4807 id rather eat honey booboos crunchy bellybutton crumbs then your obese weeb ass
can we just appreciate how emkay actually pronounced *every keysmash*
Fr XD
Damien* both damien and slazo are emkay, so its better to be more specific
_"Is that Nardo"_
as of this moment we are at 420 likes what the hell am I doing with my life
If anyone likes I'm going to make sure they never like anything again
“Business man has flashback to when he was business boy”
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
the hallmark one was amazing i couldn't sto laughing and the ones he just made sounds had me on the floor laughing
“I refill globes better than Jesus Claus”
Wonderful
Don’t bother posting this, u have no spelling errors.
My snow globes lack wet
Globe Jesus is good got life
Yuen Tsang Ok?
Sketcher Dude -my drawings suck ;-; Ok
"He wears clothes that cost money."
Ah, yes. Clothing with a price.
Dude i gave u 69th like
My god....
Htakns for lteting me nkwo Im' tno the olny noe ath wera chloe ocstgin omney
edit: I didn't have a stroke
I wear plastic bags and this is my cardboard phone
I_play_roblox_for_fun but does it h a v e a p r i c e ?
Why is no one talking about how they made the intro have a stroke
I dunno. I thought that was a great touch.
what if you just had a stroke and it’s normal for the rest of us?
I had a stroke because of it, my head still hurts
The outro music, too.
I haste aspaagist.
And .shajvbnmb yes orignlny from tink
Taj Taj atk bvmb
7:53 made me wheeze like robin
It said “is iPhone” and at the bottom said “ok”
Is iPhone ok.
Guys, *this is a cry for help.*
r/im14andthisisdeep
Joel Hansson it’s a joke but ok
we need to help phone
@@lexiisdrowning4566 his is also a joke idiot
Man i wonder what happened to the person who got that message
“All of my wives are bones. That is America”
r/nobodyasked
Stephen Fernandez r/shutthefuckup
r/notlikeothergirls
No it’s
this Is America
Hill Billy r/thirdsub
"His hands are briefcases, and he's Hallmark hot."
Question is, what's in the briefcases?
I’ll take clothes that cost money for $200, Alex?
h a n d s
More hands?
His bone wife...
@@GamaGamer_ Caaaaarle!
the ai hallmark christmas one had me actually dying
That business man novel was an emotional rollercoaster
My new favourite quote.
"*Do your snow globes lack wet?*" 😂🤣
Perfect pickup line. Works every time.
Wetness decide not on wet. Wet is hot!
Shut your sound, fool.
Y u kow werd left lick hi sade
its at 696 likes dint wanna ruin it
He's not alright. In fact, he's completely left.
I miss dad.
ru ok
i miss him too
i rry k
Maybe the line in the store is long, he might come back 4 years later
Puberty is the process of physical changes through which a child's body matures into an adult body capable of sexual reproduction. It is initiated by hormonal signals from the brain to the gonads: the ovaries in a girl, the testes in a boy. In response to the signals, the gonads produce hormones that stimulate libido and the growth, function, and transformation of the brain, bones, muscle, blood, skin, hair, breasts, and sex organs. Physical growth-height and weight-accelerates in the first half of puberty and is completed when an adult body has been developed. Before puberty, the external sex organs, known as primary sexual characteristics, are sex characteristics that distinguish boys and girls. Puberty leads to sexual dimorphism through the development of the secondary sex characteristics, which further distinguish the sexes.
On average, girls begin puberty at ages 10-11 and complete puberty at ages 15-17; boys generally begin puberty at ages 11-12 and complete puberty at ages 16-17.[1][2][3] The major landmark of puberty for females is menarche, the onset of menstruation, which occurs on average between ages 12 and 13.[2] For males, first ejaculation occurs on average at age 13.[4] In the 21st century, the average age at which children, especially girls, reach puberty is lower compared to the 19th century, when it was 15 for girls and 16 for boys.[5] This can be due to any number of factors, including improved nutrition resulting in rapid body growth, increased weight and fat deposition,[6] or exposure to endocrine disruptors such as xenoestrogens, which can at times be due to food consumption or other environmental factors.[7][8] Puberty which starts earlier than usual is known as precocious puberty, and puberty which starts later than usual is known as delayed puberty.
Notable among the morphologic changes in size, shape, composition, and functioning of the pubertal body, is the development of secondary sex characteristics, the "filling in" of the child's body; from girl to woman, from boy to man. Derived from the Latin puberatum (age of maturity), the word puberty describes the physical changes to sexual maturation, not the psychosocial and cultural maturation denoted by the term adolescent development in Western culture, wherein adolescence is the period of mental transition from childhood to adulthood, which overlaps much
“my husband is bones” that broke me 😂😂
3:07
Plankton found better work than stealing the formula
Yurie That is just what I was thinking when he started reading that in Plankton’s voice.
Cruch
NO, WONDER IT SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR!
"I Refill snowglobes better than *Jesus claus* "
Jesus=Santa confirmed.
But why does Jesus get all these presents on his birthday, then give them away to 4½ billion brats?
@@bleentrean5849 because, he has way too much faith in us as a species
@@bleentrean5849 If Jesus=Santa and her Husband is Santa thennnnn
@@Frostfern94 And also let's remember that she keeps their bones in the corner of the room...
I. CANT. BREATHE. FROM. THE. BOT. CHRISTMAS. SCRIPT. HELP OHMYGOD
SAME HELSPS
@@waveii8615 XD H E L S P S
@@rocks1974 AAAAAAAAESYGIB LOL
"I sell families"
Santa is bones.
Bones help nobody.
I had an r/ihadastroke moment when i was talking with my friend on discord. I was laughing a bit too hard and ended up having to calm down before trying to type proper words again.
x2
or when instead of typing on my iPad or PC I'm on my iPod xD
What were you laughing about? Was he telling you a joke?
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 honestly forgot, it was a while ago haha
"This is a family business. I sell families."
You don't say...
I cant like, its on 69
@@haggsy Now it's at 101 :D
Fertility clinics/adoption agencies/animal shelters like...
All of my vives are bones! That is America.
i cant like your comment its at 420 ;c
My husband died in every war I need DOUBLE EMKAY!
This made me laugh so hard i sounded like i was having several strokes after inhaling lots of amounts of helium, plus amounts of wheezing
r/Ihadastroke
i am crying hfbehahbdkr
@@nuui2hou drolyounreedhalp?
PORKNCHEESE
Sgbrhnrunim5
They are all giftwrapped in eggnog! 😂🤣🤣😂
3:21
Nobody:
Teachers: S H U T Y O U R S O U N D
Yyy53rt teeth cleaned for fu see 6d
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 HAHA 😂😂😂😂
@@JMBrumuela jwjkjd f. Ff bc I'm not gonna be there in r7urdh c. Cn
@A barking, squeaking, chirping siren Uhhhhhh
@@haileypadron8946 gg jjbfd njjj5rcb bhjnjjhhshshbzb1s x x d d fhdjjdjdieiejnbehrhrbwe d e d e will make me 2 to were d8dud7d d7duwhxbiwiwusiskw in 7w7w77a7s7zuzb an s sbjxj d do it shuts xuzuudxs to send something x8 do you hwjwb2hu3e the due time 72ubgghrhehehegwggd bss see what she's doing well so she says she's going to send S7 to send so so d77ds y not d I don't see it 7s7dudueuvevevd d ebejeiwii2 she, D's s8s SS e8w8e bad nzs
Everyone in the Livingroom: *stares at me*
Me: *wheezing and crying, trying not to laugh*
Same, except they don't ask if I'm okay because I do this everyday, which is why I don't watch TH-cam in public
Same exept im doing my homework and moms staring at me
@@Bean-kh9cu we have the same name (my name is technically Sabrina, but I go by Potato or Tiny Gay)
@@sammybee5441 Nice, but my name isnt sabrina. I just made a character and i wanna go by that name
@@Bean-kh9cu cool
"my twins are dad-free"
this
*THIS*
their dad is jesus claus, the christmas man of christmas man
@@jonathanielpringlemaniii 🕴🏻
@@jonathanielpringlemaniii yes yes
t. the rush swtien erwin they habe no father. they are fatherless
I read some of the hallmark movie AI script to my parents. They wanted me to stop reading because i couldn't go one line without laughing.
2:54 my new pickup line, *”Hi, do your snow globes lack wet.”*
Snow globe not is wet. Am I though wet-
2:54 *
100% success rate
Ooga booga
Read that just as he said it
"I bought Christmas and now it is never"
I'm dying
lol
S s got through onoff thegsper
SitutsjfhdufKufuflufudUdUDKUDUD🩸🤩😇😾😻⭐💆😃🤌👋🙅⭐🙅🦴
Call 911
r/ihadastroke
“Business man had flashback to when he was business boy.”
Tony Stark who?
Elongated Muskrat who?
Tonald Rump
right after the person asking if someone wanted lemonade i got an expedia ad about lemons. i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard over the dumbest thing
Her husband died in every war
A true Veteran, 1 liek = 1 respec
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
F
Big F
Very big F
Super big f
*SUPER SUPER SUPER BIG BLACK F*
Do you want a leninade?
No comrade
*We want a leninade*
Can i have thta yellow juce?
*orenge jice
*lemdpn jduve
*oravne jucle
*bfhabak juиу
*yellora huic
*V E G G I E J U C I E*
Life is a joke official drink of the Soviet Union
*The USSR Anthem begins playing*
r/ihadastroke
@@icywhirlwind88
Onion*
5:50 *LENINADE*
**soviet union anthem intensifies**
HAVE COMMIE JUICE CONRADE!
onion**
@@acryzyzzz What is that even meant toi replce?
@@wuzzle22 have u ever watch the vid?
@@acryzyzzz Yes, htat's why i made the ojkoke.
Why is that story so interesting lol I need a part 2 HIS HANDS WERE BRIEFCASES
The Christmas story sounds like something I would say in my sleep especially moments from waking up, lol.
When I'm dehydrated I'm gonna start saying "Mother I lack wet"
me to that made me lagh
@@Alex_Official4493 sam fred
💀
Same but when I’m hungry I’m going to say “mother i lack stomach”
@@channies_bbg 🙃
"Good Mutiny!"
*British Royal Navy wants to know your location*
God muteniii kid sirtoday hav fatt sroke i ama
That AI Hallmark Christmas story was hilarious!
“I refill globes better than Jesus Claus”
“Do your snow globes lack wet?”
“Shut your sound”
“This is a family business, I sell families”
“Gift wrapped in eggnog”
We need to have this published as a book.
@@blobvisfan666 No, we need to produce this as a christmas movie, as it was intended.
@@Professor_Sex Genius!
@@jasonlewis6216 Why thank you
@@Professor_Sex Why not a book that we can then make into a movie, that's like, quadruple the profit!
2:28 is my new favorite screenplay
yu not communicate speech youtuber to
You horny story yes now. Bone haha scxecshhhhhyo ぐ(:
"I refill globes better than Jesus Claus."
- Single Mother, 2019
Karen
Did Jesus even know how to refill snow globes...
What a bad single mother
Damn it Karen
MGTOW like Yahushua .
Double dads
I couldn't stop laughing to the point I couldn't breath and I sounded like a goose.
r/Ihadastroke: exists
Mumble rap: *Am i a joke to you?*
Tseries: *Am I a joke to you?*
People with ACTUAL strokes: *_Am I a joke to you?_*
@Diamond Playz and Animates PewDiePie: exists
@pop whom? Also no one here is a “boomer”
*ammiiaajjokkeeetyou
“He wears clothes that cost money”
*y o u d o n t s a y*
Ahh yes. C L O T H E S T H A T C O S T M O N E Y
i have clothes that cost cents
Hand-me-downs are free
@Rift Reaper get naenaed @TaylorNaylor
They’re not having a stroke, they are just higher and more powerful
They spek panguage off ggodsd
@@hithere4350
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Ok I’m gonna be there at five and then I will be home by the rp and then I can get my car ready to go go home 🏡 I’m ok 🙂 is going to go go home 🏡 I’m not sure 🤔 can get me north of the house 🏡 and trey will just park in the park with me I don’t know 🤷♀️ I will just do that I can get a hold on my mom and I can go to the house 🏡 I will just do that I don’t know what I’m doing a little sister I’m going home now I have a lot
@@bruh.9835 Lord horse
@@bruh.9835 the first one of my life is the password that is not a good luck and it is not the only way I have cam and my voice has a different view on my phone and the other imposor I am no u have a purple card and it is not the only way I am not using the first time I got a copy of my life is a cursed and it was amazing to read it but it starts with the same as a normal version
2:31 the best story yet
“This is a family business, I sell families”
😂😂
I sell orphans
@@jonathangamer4203 bro what
@@jonathangamer4203 same
@@jonathangamer4203 I eat orphans
Wtf is this reply section...
"Want some Leninade"
*National Anthem of the USSR starts blasting*
Bless you comrade
Fun fact: There actually *is* a real soda called Leninade.
@@AudiowormRefreshing taste of communism! Try now just for 37 roubles!
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
@@palea1335 There was a cat that , really , was gone
2:39
How in the heck does the woman's husband die in EVERY WAR?
Does he respawn like in Minecraft or something?
Edit: "This is a family business. I sell families"- Single mother
3:04 The music starts to slow down
5:22 it slows down more
8:26 it slows down even more
9:50 it speeds up, then slows down even even more
Avengers infinity is the most ambitious cross over
Jesus Claus: hold my deer
This is the best comment in this whole section 😂😂😂
I ugly laughed at this so loudly
@@glitchygengar1865 me too XD
But is it jewee of because I heard he got speak ded on fries.
What I meant to say is jeseis dead jeciafe I'll uis was killed ok crusd with biga poker thinkhy.
The Christmas tree exploded his family
O N P U R P O S E
Oh gawd. He did it _on purpose?_ people usually only do it on accident!!
It was AALL PART OF THE PLAN
*_BONES HELP NOBODY_*
Undead Biker yeah erssssss yoimortiet xcvog rufinininins
Some Christmas trees are just evil
The one for Portuguese that’s literally my friend she calls it “porkncheese”
Tbh I would like to hav a portuguese sandwich
@@christopherchocolate69420 True.
@@christopherchocolate69420 SAME
Im Portuguese and this happens all the time
Had a friend call it porkacheese
2:23 this whole post made me laugh hysterically
*"my husband is now bones"*
Ah yes, I am from the European Opinion as well,
European Onion*
AshyVinc farty shit
soviet onion
European Uneonon
Misread it as "European Opium"
*Attack helicopter
"I bought Christmas, and now it is never."
*yes*
Ωμ´§Ω|¬§Ω§ฯ|Г§´¥
@@thefinalphantasm yes just yes
Pastel Kitten I agree with ur statement
elon to t-series be like
*she points to the bones THEY ARE ALL GIFTWRAPPED IN EGGNOG* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Personally, that happened to my first husband and I’m offended 😡😡😡
i mean at least the person that actually had a stroke is taking it in stride and they're doing well enough to be able to poke fun at themselves.