SCP: Cognitohazards

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  • @larbi1029
    @larbi1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    never once has frisky had a group of people pass the tesla gate without at least one dying

    • @bigworm3828
      @bigworm3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sorry why did u post that aggressive comment? Of course everyone will have 1 person dead what silly idea make u even think there's a chance?

    • @krisrock1824
      @krisrock1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bigworm3828 r/wooosh

    • @aurakille2148
      @aurakille2148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@krisrock1824 That's not a r/wooosh at all da faq

    • @bigworm3828
      @bigworm3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aurakille2148 yeah how is that a r/wooosh? It was a joke

    • @bruh-bz5mz
      @bruh-bz5mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@krisrock1824 goddamn that joke is so old

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I am the cognitohazard. That’s what they call me.

  • @gdicebreaker29
    @gdicebreaker29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Joseph Joseph's mildly envigorating expedition

  • @ABESuperKiteDay
    @ABESuperKiteDay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    5:41 absolutely great save ! What a good friend.
    I burst out laughing.

  • @GothBoyUK
    @GothBoyUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Frisky is always telling people that they need to 'go straight'. It's not that easy for some people, dude. 😏

    • @waitwhatholdup
      @waitwhatholdup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is for me

    • @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218
      @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *gay*

    • @TrulySomeone
      @TrulySomeone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 just go straight it’s not that hard 🙄

    • @ellagage1256
      @ellagage1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TrulySomeone Idk sounds like they might struggle with that 😏

    • @collinpeterman7627
      @collinpeterman7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You just described my life in one sentence.

  • @shurbrrt
    @shurbrrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    My parents said I was a cognitohazard and so they sent me to the SCP school.

  • @LunaTank
    @LunaTank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Frisky do be having a rooster doing vocals for his background music

  • @lordkroak9468
    @lordkroak9468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    D boi: Take me home!
    Me: TO THE PLACE!!!!

  • @overkill0284
    @overkill0284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Guys there is this weird statue outside my house, it moved whenever I blink. Please help.

    • @Sami-nl4nj
      @Sami-nl4nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hug it

    • @Conwera
      @Conwera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just close your eyes and it will go away

    • @drderpybeaver2190
      @drderpybeaver2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a nut trust me it's just a nut...

    • @mav_lifts364
      @mav_lifts364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im sure youll be fineee *neck snapping*

    • @HULKO425O7
      @HULKO425O7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its a penaut your fine

  • @ecw613
    @ecw613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    With the amount of cognitohazards that Frisky's been exposed to, he should be a full fleged SCP by now

  • @ska-punk96
    @ska-punk96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:13 lets go :D
    *Shy boi starts crying*
    Lets not

    • @DB-mh4jr
      @DB-mh4jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looll

  • @theforklol2401
    @theforklol2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    when you say wear a mask are we walking about spooky possesive mask in particular

  • @OfficialExplosionMusic
    @OfficialExplosionMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    D-Boy: *crying* you c-came back for me... *sniff*

  • @sip3947
    @sip3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:12 Frisky: I think when I put that in the video they're gonna think were Gay
    Other Guard:No... Theyre not
    *flashback of previous videos of Frisky doing the exact same thing*

  • @bananaman1241
    @bananaman1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Recipe for mozzarella sticks:Makes 24
    Prep time: 15 minutes
    Total time: 1 ½ hours
    Ingredients
    12 (1 ounce|30 gram) mozzarella cheese sticks, halved crosswise
    3/4 cup|100 grams all-purpose flour
    6 large eggs, lightly beaten
    4 cups|400 grams panko bread crumbs, finely crushed
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    1 tablespoon unsalted butter
    2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
    1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped
    1 tablespoon tomato paste
    1 (28-ounce|800 gram) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by hand
    1 tablespoon granulated sugar
    1 teaspoon chile flakes
    kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
    canola oil, for frying
    Directions
    1. Place the flour, eggs, and bread crumbs in separate shallow dishes. Working with 1 piece of mozzarella at a time, dredge in flour, dip in eggs, and coat in breadcrumbs; repeat this process one more time, except don’t dredge them in the flour this go around. Lay on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet and refrigerate for 1 hour.
    2. Heat olive oil and butter in a 4-quart saucepan over medium-high; add garlic and onion and cook until soft, about 6 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook 2 minutes more, then add tomatoes, sugar, chile flakes, salt, and pepper; cook until thick, 15-18 minutes. Keep marinara sauce warm.
    3. Heat the oven to 250°F. Heat 2-inches canola oil in a 6-quart saucepan until a deep-fry thermometer reads 365°F. Working in batches, fry the mozzarella until golden and crisp, about 1 ½ minutes. Transfer the mozzarella sticks to paper towels to drain and place in the oven to keep warm while frying the remaining sticks. Serve hot and with marinara sauce.

    • @OreoCrimson
      @OreoCrimson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i expected something funny but its actually a recipe, thanks i guess

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hol up gotta screen shot this to make later

    • @liguow
      @liguow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw on a video 2 years ago, unoriginal but still funny

    • @sprinkleman8103
      @sprinkleman8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **sees him post this on every frisky video**
      *He is a man of commitment and sheer fucking will*

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks man, I’ll make some later

  • @KiraTechS
    @KiraTechS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:55
    Frisk’s dead body acting a little naughty

  • @gravital5213
    @gravital5213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    guard: he isn't gonna help ya
    chaos: are you sure about that

  • @steves_a_god7558
    @steves_a_god7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Dammit the hazards are getting out of hand

  • @vibecheck6041
    @vibecheck6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And so after he bout his Taco Bell meal his toilet has seen hell for 28 minutes

  • @crypticplague925
    @crypticplague925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it's 5:14 AM and I just screamed laughing and now I'm rethinking my life choices

  • @annastasia3040
    @annastasia3040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Woulda watched the video but I was executed by the SCP foundation due to a cognito hazard

  • @cosbro4310
    @cosbro4310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frisky: "why is my internet so FUCKING dogshit"
    Also Frisky: 10ms ping

  • @vardarokean5872
    @vardarokean5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s a good day when frisky uploads

  • @AB-ee9wg
    @AB-ee9wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos are the only ones that give me chills when you get chased like if an sci was behind me irl. You are the best man and make my nights. Stay safe bro

    • @R3DAACTED
      @R3DAACTED 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I agree every time any high action moments play, I just go *crazy* like a stereotypical seizure

  • @thenewguy5229
    @thenewguy5229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cognitohazard: you can’t defeat me
    Frisky: I know but he can
    Pain killers: :)))
    Scp 500: what why pain killers!
    Frisky:
    Cognitohazard:

  • @snipz0844
    @snipz0844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the titles of the videos he surely knows how to name them

  • @vir.v2
    @vir.v2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:11 That went from 0 to 100 so fast

  • @TinyP4nda
    @TinyP4nda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First 10 seconds is a microwave meme i love you

  • @Zer0TheProdigy
    @Zer0TheProdigy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:12 "I don't have friends"
    *Famous last words*

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An example of a cognitohazard is a dog mimicking 096’s scream. But that cognitohazard was neutralized when the Scopophobia update came out, considering 096 can’t see whoever didn’t activate it anymore.

  • @thecombine887
    @thecombine887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YES! this is great i needed something to watch while i eat my dinner

    • @Shin-lh9ih
      @Shin-lh9ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How! How! Same
      Im eating pancake you?

    • @verypog300
      @verypog300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh stop stalking me-

  • @spaz6223
    @spaz6223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Society: Cognitohazards are dangerous! Be saf-
    Me: Haha! Potian vile go BRRRRRRRR

  • @deconstrict
    @deconstrict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frisky i love you as a person (no homo). Also been subbed since 48.2K subscribers. Your content + your music actually makes me less depressed. : j keep up the good work.

  • @slendermanjackdavid3815
    @slendermanjackdavid3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:12 so no one is gonna talk about this?

  • @kermitthecreep
    @kermitthecreep 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cognitohazards are probably my favorite SCPs

  • @bioscar4998
    @bioscar4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:11
    They're back and official boys!!!

  • @thatonedude7147
    @thatonedude7147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:44 This mans fear nobody

  • @Pain-ll7eg
    @Pain-ll7eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cognitohazards these days are hittin..

  • @devilishkid3662
    @devilishkid3662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching this at night and the flash bang killed me my eyes for a sec

  • @usuk2410
    @usuk2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know ima say it I liked your rap frisky but I’m also glad you came back to this

  • @defaultdance4727
    @defaultdance4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:52
    "why is my internet fucking dogshit?!"
    *10 ms*
    sure buddy
    edit: o wait it started lagging after he died lmfao

  • @isaacog.2272
    @isaacog.2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frisky AMEN those words of kindness. mask's save lives

  • @euclidfegelein5477
    @euclidfegelein5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FRISKY: Go straight just go straight
    *Pathetic*

  • @eletheaauquier4905
    @eletheaauquier4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For those cognitohazard, wouldn't having someone sane close the door and then throwing a grenade at it to destroy it work ? I mean with the loud noise of the blast surely you'd snap out of it, especially if you get hit a bit

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It depends on the person and the hazard really. According to some different articles on the scp wiki, different people have different levels of memetic resistance, meaning they may be able to potentially brush off a cognitohazard. Additionally, a certain jade ring scp makes the wearer virtually immune to cognitohazards, but has its own mind altering affects, mostly sleepiness

  • @deltatango7654
    @deltatango7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    frisky has awoken

  • @creepypastaqueen8109
    @creepypastaqueen8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos they always make me happy

  • @Nate-zx9nh
    @Nate-zx9nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how its half joking and half serious

  • @icegamingfiregaming5441
    @icegamingfiregaming5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Instructions unclear had massive symptoms of shock

  • @darknessdarkrai4549
    @darknessdarkrai4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    an extended add to help combat corona virus

  • @CaseStingay
    @CaseStingay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frisky: NO MY LAG WHY IS MY INTERNET DOG SHI-
    Me: *Gets ad*

  • @LastbornOfGwyn
    @LastbornOfGwyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for the Egg And Frisky Make out Moments video.

  • @AjarAvicii
    @AjarAvicii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    a, i have returned to this channel to regain my scp knowledge

  • @nothingnoone000
    @nothingnoone000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh , this video is about me!

  • @mobbinxballin79
    @mobbinxballin79 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My parents said i was a cognitohazard so i sent them to the scp foundation in my stay. Haven't heard from either of them since.

  • @strawberry832
    @strawberry832 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    gruffeon is probably the only person that frisky never betrayed in scpsl

  • @shrunken_map1
    @shrunken_map1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hes just standing there menacingly. Yare yare daze

  • @lemonlicker8122
    @lemonlicker8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think it’s terrible that someone like frisky puts his heart and soul into making his videos but he still hasn’t gotten one mil cause of any youtuber deserves 1 mil it’s frisky

    • @lemonlicker8122
      @lemonlicker8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ZigsTimeIsUp I know but he deserves one mil

    • @lemonlicker8122
      @lemonlicker8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ZigsTimeIsUp he meant like strange for supporting him

    • @lemonlicker8122
      @lemonlicker8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ZigsTimeIsUp also isnt kinda wrong that you get harassed for wishing someone the best

  • @scspartans626
    @scspartans626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone know the background song at 3:51?

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cognito-hazard is incognito

  • @Jj-px5sx
    @Jj-px5sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When karma hits hard 4:40

  • @LoneWolf-iu8cx
    @LoneWolf-iu8cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finnally frisky you save one life

  • @thepocketcatonYT
    @thepocketcatonYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    mom told me those papers, the rope and the gun were cognitohazards.. i dont think i can trust her anymore

  • @SuperSaiyanEgg
    @SuperSaiyanEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks to you I found this game and LOVE it

  • @Black_Mesa_Facility
    @Black_Mesa_Facility 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when I spawn in as a scientist and 10 seconds later die to a d-class with a gun. FsL

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MY GOD, WAS THAT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS? WAS THAT A... a... what was I talking about?

  • @Ali-er2yp
    @Ali-er2yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The weekly uploads are great

  • @wyattmarkey6563
    @wyattmarkey6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    a cognitohazard is a mind affecting property certain scps have like 012

  • @lineyt6987
    @lineyt6987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:20 this always happens to me especially when scopophobia came

  • @arapaima7143
    @arapaima7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time ,I had time to see frisky's video 30 mins after it was released

  • @bluepeep26
    @bluepeep26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    D-boi: OH GOD TAKE ME HOME
    Frisky: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Other MTF: RATATATATATATATTA

  • @deletedaccount6839
    @deletedaccount6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    atleast this ytber is telling us to say safe.

  • @monkey-sz5jr
    @monkey-sz5jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "why is my internet so dogshit?"
    >11 ping

  • @breadedchicken8965
    @breadedchicken8965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really hope he got that 5 dollar cheddar chalupa box.

  • @pinkiepie4732
    @pinkiepie4732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine if frisky manages to defeat 096 using the tesla gate

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:32
    karma
    for all the times hes sacrificed people

  • @JustMejustLiving
    @JustMejustLiving 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow , I remember when cog hazards affected me .
    My mind was so young then .

  • @egyptianguard8159
    @egyptianguard8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I FELT THAT STRESS SO HARD

  • @chippybeanstalk
    @chippybeanstalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So that's where my squads gone.

  • @wryzera
    @wryzera 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the outro radiated rich brian vibes

  • @goliath0967
    @goliath0967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frisky 2019: Scp Secret lab player, 2020: rapper and Secret lab player, 2030: world known rapper

    • @goliath0967
      @goliath0967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And for anyone confused, no this was not a hate comment.

  • @Minma_1
    @Minma_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we all agree that frisky and egg would be a great couple.

  • @345._.carlos
    @345._.carlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to secure peanut:
    1. Frisky
    2. *F R I S K Y*

  • @Arxhe_4O4
    @Arxhe_4O4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SCP-096 Is Super pised with the parkour

  • @DeepfriedChips
    @DeepfriedChips 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I play a lot of gmod breach when i can’t play scp sl and the server i mainly play on (GFLClan) added as a replacement for 012 a playable scp writer on the walls

  • @brandybuttons1198
    @brandybuttons1198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Petition for frisky to become the real life monokuma, not in a movie in real life

  • @Kirbyroth
    @Kirbyroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    we lose so many Friskys to that statue

  • @lolz847
    @lolz847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this went to a funny video to a serious message lol

  • @alertedanemone7
    @alertedanemone7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thankfully they fixed the door glitch today.

  • @neftalireyes1149
    @neftalireyes1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want to see a Christmas special

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @neftalireyes1149
      @neftalireyes1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dark slayer1042 I’m talking another one this year

  • @LEGO-Man184
    @LEGO-Man184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:13 THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO ME (sometimes) AND ITS VERY ANNYOING

  • @yaboizeke2775
    @yaboizeke2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How has frisky not hit 1 million yet ;-;

  • @hsep6101
    @hsep6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    God I love these videos.

  • @thetoastlord5355
    @thetoastlord5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frisky has kissed Egg in like 5 different videos, and he is worried about this time making people think they're gay?

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    According to the patch notes, they have tried to patch the doors to not do that. Let's hope it works

  • @Sami-nl4nj
    @Sami-nl4nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A d boi with no gun
    Menacing

  • @memebigboi5330
    @memebigboi5330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cognito hazards are the best

  • @vicenteaveria5880
    @vicenteaveria5880 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:19 d-bois the new MTF

  • @tovact
    @tovact 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    as soon as he said hes coming in the son git said hes coming

  • @adelarios1458
    @adelarios1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    does SHAWTY LIKE A MemORY count as a cognitive hazard

    • @Normalcoder3881
      @Normalcoder3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melody*

    • @adelarios1458
      @adelarios1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Normalcoder3881 DAMN IT I HATE TYPOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

    • @YEEZYtag
      @YEEZYtag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t even know look it up ur damn self

    • @adelarios1458
      @adelarios1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YEEZYtag easy big fella chill chill

    • @HollowBagel
      @HollowBagel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a meme.

  • @MajorBaker-vz9go
    @MajorBaker-vz9go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's change, that was my jam