r/HFY TFOS# 714 - The Judge & Exceptionally unexceptional (Reddit Sci-fi Oneshot Story)

[@robertschumacher2707]

'War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.'

[@estiaqrahman]

*AHH I SEE*

[@normiesalvador1854]

Grabs mic from one of the announcers: "You were right to call me The Janitor. I. Cleaned. House." Drops mic.

[@genericname42]

The first guy was done with everything

[@aaronatherton7431]

Humanity in the galaxy.
Living a quiet life, working with their hands and not being busybodies.
...space hobits...

[@andyknolls8735]

atleast we are not space karens

[@aaronatherton7431]

@@andyknolls8735 Space Karines vs. the Harpies and Sirens!

[@paulhuston9991]

Witnessed by: none. Loved that part

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Darwin: survival of the fittest.
Humans: Not our circus, let them demolish each other while we continue business as usual by staying out of the way.

[@Gilhelmi]

Humanity being the only space capable people because we were the only sane beings in the galaxy.....
Now that is a unexpected twist (for HFY).
Excellent story from the Author.

[@andyknolls8735]

yes, imagine that, us, the only sane ones and we noped out of a galactic war, guess we took a lesson from the Swiss.

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

"Jim Smith" truly exceptionally unexceptional

[@judahboyd2107]

Senator Armstrong ended up in an alien boxing match? I'd believe it.

[@Gilhelmi]

No, boxing is a respectable sport.
It was the Xeno version of WWE wrestling. Which made it all the more hilarious.

[@AvoiceInYourheadd]

Story 2 stars at 8:57

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected

[@powerofanime1]

I f*ing love your username dude. Just...epic. Also the narration.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you like and enjoy

[@adiveler]

Sorry for the off-topic question, but are you planning to do more Chrysalis narration?

[@AgroSquerril]

I am , just getting a backlog of TFOS again. Once i have a decent amount i will start up with Chrysalis again

[@williamhealey1223]

"I like turtles!"

[@bobsterclause342]

But i like toitles

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

I like trains (train busts through wall)

[@jayhayhay5124]

Look, I don't care how great everyone says the janitor is, turtlekind is a legend.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the Argo

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@bobsterclause342]

You are minerals.

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@lonewolf6155]

Viva la pluto

[@lordcommissarspartan]

Hail Cargonia

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@charlieclark9552]

Turtle people

[@SapphireTheDragon]

For the Algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm.

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A!

[@inso80]

you stopped doing first contact?

[@AgroSquerril]

shall start doing it again shortly , stopped because i needed time to record a backlog of TFOS , just in case i needed em again

[@brandonmaart2202]

For the Algorithm

[@grogvaughan5649]

Pluto IS a planet. It was when I went to school. Now we have "new math" where 2 +2 =7. No. Stop it. Just stop.

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S.

[@TheRealInscrutable]

100K

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Pointless comment for the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

53rd, 16 December 2023

[@utkuayranc3210]

second

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm