Anti Haxor At least you have a mom, I'm stuck with my dad. My bed time stories are the sounds of him beating me. And every once in a while a bone cracks and that's when he hits harder cause my bones are soft.
INGREDIENTS 400g macaroni 50g butter 2 tablespoons plain flour 2 cups (500ml) milk 2 cups (250g) grated cheese (gruyere, tasty, vintage) Chopped parsley, to serve METHOD Step 1 Cook the macaroni in a large pan of boiling water according to packet instructions (different brands may vary in size & cooking times) until al dente. Step 2 Meanwhile, melt the butter in a medium saucepan and add the flour. Cook, stirring, for 1 minute over medium-low heat. Step 3 Gradually add the milk, stirring until smooth. Stir gently until the mixture comes just to the boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 2 minutes. Remove from the heat, add the grated cheese and stir until melted and smooth. Step 4 Drain pasta and return to the pan. Pour cheese sauce over the pasta and stir until well coated. Season with salt and white pepper to taste. Serve immediately sprinkled with chopped parsley.
Macaroni (/ˌmækəˈroʊni/, Italian: maccheroni) is dry pasta shaped like narrow tubes. Made with durum wheat, macaroni is commonly cut in short lengths; curved macaroni may be referred to as elbow macaroni. Some home machines can make macaroni shapes, but like most pasta, macaroni is usually made commercially by large-scale extrusion. The curved shape is created by different speeds of extrusion on opposite sides of the pasta tube as it comes out of the machine. In North America, the word "macaroni" is often used synonymously with elbow-shaped macaroni, as it is the variety most often used in macaroni and cheese recipes. In the United States, federal regulations define any of 15 different shapes of dried pasta, such as spaghetti, as a "macaroni product". In Italy and other countries, the noun maccheroni can refer to straight, tubular, square-ended pasta corta ("short-length pasta") or to long pasta dishes, as in maccheroni alla chitarra and frittata di maccheroni, which are prepared with long pasta like spaghetti. As is the case with dishes made with other types of pasta, macaroni and cheese is a popular dish in North America, and is often made with elbow macaroni. The same dish, known simply as macaroni cheese, is also found in Great Britain, where it originated. A sweet macaroni, known as macaroni pudding, containing milk and sugar (and rather similar to a rice pudding) was also popular with the British during the Victorian era. A popular canned variety is still manufactured by Ambrosia is sold in UK supermarkets. In areas with large Chinese populations open to Western cultural influence such as Hong Kong, Macao, Malaysia and Singapore, the local Chinese have adopted macaroni as an ingredient for Chinese-style Western cuisine. In Hong Kong's cha chaan teng ("tea restaurants") and Southeast Asia's kopi tiam ("coffee shops"), macaroni is cooked in water and then rinsed to remove starch, and served in clear broth with ham or frankfurter sausages, peas, black mushrooms, and optionally eggs, reminiscent of noodle soup dishes. This is often a course for breakfast or light lunch fare. Macaroni has also been incorporated into Malay Malaysian cuisine, where it is stir-fried akin to mee goreng using Asian seasoning similar to said noodle dish (i.e. shallots, oyster sauce and chili paste).
I just watched all of the "Storytime singles" videos, and i can say that i have never enjoyed a series more than this one. Thank you Mike, even if i'm a little to late on these videos.
Mike I totally agree with what you learned from this. I had a similar experience in high school. Invited like ten people to my dads tiny ass town house that was connected to two other units. I'm like yea this is going to be nice and low key, and my friends and I were all closet virgins (closet as in none of us admitted it to the others) so our primary goal was to invite some girls. Night of the party literally dozens and dozens of party leeches show up, people are climbing on the furniture and loft, the garage is packed with like thirty people smoking cigarettes and weed, I go upstairs and people are making out on my dad's bed, ten people are in the bathroom throwing up or helping their friends. Luckily, I didn't have your problem of having to force people out because the neighbors could hear everything. The cops showed up and gave everyone they could minors. Dumbest thing I ever did, and I got a long time to think about it mopping and cleaning the entire house and garage haha. Also, I am 22 and am a Minnesotan that grew up in Wisconsin so by my calculations we are basically the same person. Love the videos man keep up the good work!
Mike you are my favourite TH-camr. Not only do you make good content and play my favourite game, you always bring me up when I am down. You are the funniest youtuber I have ever watched and I love your content. Keep going man your amazing❤️
mike if you see this will u be my dad I don't have 1 and my mom is lonely and I want someone to scrub my back in the shower like my dad used to anyways love ya sizz all day boy
In my school, two kids skipped class. When they came back at the end of the block, the sub decided to embarrass them instead of sending them to the office. He told them to "tell two teachers that they are beautiful and you appreciate them." One of the teachers, a feminist that a majority of the school dislikes, charged him for sexual assault. He was banned from subbing in the school district. Then the student body made a meme out of the guy, and by the end of the day, there was a mass email with 120 replies and memes. This is actually a true story and I thought you'd enjoy it.
plzz upload this at least ones more. This is the serie where i m always hyped about when its uploaded. I just wanna watch it then. plz dont quit this serie!
New NeatMike video. AW YES! -Turns on some candles -Turns down the lights - Kenny G on the sound system -Unzips pants I'm ready but all my co-workers are looking at me funny. They don't understand us Mike. They will never understand.
Mike keep doing what you are doing. Your videos are great and your really funny. Of course since your a TH-camr your going to have people who hate you and those that like you. There are a lot of people out here that like what you do. Everyone has their own opinion and that is just their opinion, but if you listen to an opinion listen to mine. You are one of the best TH-camrs that has a different kind of way for doing videos. Keep it up.
Wanted to go to sleep but then this popped up on my phone... god sacrifice my soul to the godess Hellen Keller - so pumped for this storytime single Video !
I made my mom get surgery to look like neatmike just so that the bed time stories are better.
Anti Haxor At least you have a mom, I'm stuck with my dad. My bed time stories are the sounds of him beating me. And every once in a while a bone cracks and that's when he hits harder cause my bones are soft.
Anti Haxor lol
Anti Haxor 😂
Anti Haxor BRUH
Best mothers day gift.
Thank god Mike is out of the bar
lol
AuthenticDoom 😂😂😂
Landon Prettyman ;)
i would like but i dont want to ruin the like count
Say sike rn
INGREDIENTS
400g macaroni
50g butter
2 tablespoons plain flour
2 cups (500ml) milk
2 cups (250g) grated cheese (gruyere, tasty, vintage)
Chopped parsley, to serve
METHOD
Step 1
Cook the macaroni in a large pan of boiling water according to packet instructions (different brands may vary in size & cooking times) until al dente.
Step 2
Meanwhile, melt the butter in a medium saucepan and add the flour. Cook, stirring, for 1 minute over medium-low heat.
Step 3
Gradually add the milk, stirring until smooth. Stir gently until the mixture comes just to the boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 2 minutes. Remove from the heat, add the grated cheese and stir until melted and smooth.
Step 4
Drain pasta and return to the pan. Pour cheese sauce over the pasta and stir until well coated. Season with salt and white pepper to taste. Serve immediately sprinkled with chopped parsley.
I don't know why but I made this recipe
And it was good
Nick Obst lies
ZGamers Bruh
Macaroni (/ˌmækəˈroʊni/, Italian: maccheroni) is dry pasta shaped like narrow tubes. Made with durum wheat, macaroni is commonly cut in short lengths; curved macaroni may be referred to as elbow macaroni. Some home machines can make macaroni shapes, but like most pasta, macaroni is usually made commercially by large-scale extrusion. The curved shape is created by different speeds of extrusion on opposite sides of the pasta tube as it comes out of the machine.
In North America, the word "macaroni" is often used synonymously with elbow-shaped macaroni, as it is the variety most often used in macaroni and cheese recipes. In the United States, federal regulations define any of 15 different shapes of dried pasta, such as spaghetti, as a "macaroni product". In Italy and other countries, the noun maccheroni can refer to straight, tubular, square-ended pasta corta ("short-length pasta") or to long pasta dishes, as in maccheroni alla chitarra and frittata di maccheroni, which are prepared with long pasta like spaghetti.
As is the case with dishes made with other types of pasta, macaroni and cheese is a popular dish in North America, and is often made with elbow macaroni. The same dish, known simply as macaroni cheese, is also found in Great Britain, where it originated. A sweet macaroni, known as macaroni pudding, containing milk and sugar (and rather similar to a rice pudding) was also popular with the British during the Victorian era. A popular canned variety is still manufactured by Ambrosia is sold in UK supermarkets.
In areas with large Chinese populations open to Western cultural influence such as Hong Kong, Macao, Malaysia and Singapore, the local Chinese have adopted macaroni as an ingredient for Chinese-style Western cuisine. In Hong Kong's cha chaan teng ("tea restaurants") and Southeast Asia's kopi tiam ("coffee shops"), macaroni is cooked in water and then rinsed to remove starch, and served in clear broth with ham or frankfurter sausages, peas, black mushrooms, and optionally eggs, reminiscent of noodle soup dishes. This is often a course for breakfast or light lunch fare. Macaroni has also been incorporated into Malay Malaysian cuisine, where it is stir-fried akin to mee goreng using Asian seasoning similar to said noodle dish (i.e. shallots, oyster sauce and chili paste).
I was actually revising for my end of year history tests and stopped right when Mike said to 😂😂
SAME xD
Of course, there is nothing more important than a NeatMike video.
Definitely
Man, only if Hellen Keller could see you..
Puns
Dodger Jake I don't get it
LMFAO
I know Jake this man is my friend, but he is not Hellen Keller so I do not care
XD
Last time I was this early Mike was on F2.
Ya Boi Skap drunk off a sip of 3 beers lol gaaaaayyy
mike don't think think we didnt see the chat with your opponent
Legend ITz where?
Regilio Bouma from the first game
It was funny as fuck tho
Legend ITz SOOO TRUE
"$5 sexual favors... $10 is the best deal tho full massage" Love it 😁
That awkward moment when you are working on History homework and exam is in 2 days.... and here you are, watching neatmike
so awkward...
It's sad, The God of Rocket League isn't ever coming back. NeatMike is forever gone.
He’s back
hes back bro
@@ashton4222 yesssuh
Finally
Snap me back 😤
I'll snap you back
Ricky Velasco total trap
@Tommynator1 how
Mike be like: I JUST WANT YOU FOR THE NIGHT, I CAN'T, HAVE, NO WIFE
I just watched all of the "Storytime singles" videos, and i can say that i have never enjoyed a series more than this one.
Thank you Mike, even if i'm a little to late on these videos.
Clicking on this video was the best 3 seconds of my life... Just like the first time I,
Nevermind...
I love your Storytime Singles, Mike. Always lit af.
Greets from Germany mate
3:37 best part ❌🧢
Neatmike will literally be the best father, the story times will be insane.
How do you know that I'm studying for history
*ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED*
Nah Mike u r awesome.
Mike I totally agree with what you learned from this. I had a similar experience in high school. Invited like ten people to my dads tiny ass town house that was connected to two other units. I'm like yea this is going to be nice and low key, and my friends and I were all closet virgins (closet as in none of us admitted it to the others) so our primary goal was to invite some girls. Night of the party literally dozens and dozens of party leeches show up, people are climbing on the furniture and loft, the garage is packed with like thirty people smoking cigarettes and weed, I go upstairs and people are making out on my dad's bed, ten people are in the bathroom throwing up or helping their friends. Luckily, I didn't have your problem of having to force people out because the neighbors could hear everything. The cops showed up and gave everyone they could minors. Dumbest thing I ever did, and I got a long time to think about it mopping and cleaning the entire house and garage haha. Also, I am 22 and am a Minnesotan that grew up in Wisconsin so by my calculations we are basically the same person. Love the videos man keep up the good work!
What was the music used in the video?
I’ve watched these more than 5 times, no cap.
Where is mike?
#RIP Neatmike, I mean messymike
My favorite videos are your storytime singles keep the good video's (all of them obviously) up :)
I'm here Mike!!!
Happy Birthday dude. Have a great one!
3 years later he turns into nikolai belinski !!!
Who else is coming back to these in 2021?
Mike I've had enough cancer for a whole year!
haha! nah that's deep man, 'low it, you're not funny
MessyMike + storytime singles= best series on TH-cam. This is why Mike is favorite!
Im not going to be like your regular fans and call this video cancer, im calling it...mesothelioma
I love these stories
are you alive Mike daddy, worried... xoxo
Mike you are my favourite TH-camr. Not only do you make good content and play my favourite game, you always bring me up when I am down. You are the funniest youtuber I have ever watched and I love your content. Keep going man your amazing❤️
my birthday will be on 13th of may a saturday
we will let the games begin...
Your videos are hilarious Mike! :D Saw your "Best Mike Memes" video and became an instant subscriber. Thanks for the storytimes man :)
#alcoholicmike let's make this a meme
Mike i love your story times singles i watched them all today and i have to say the best one has to be the Lunch Ticket Business lol
like anyone who is becoming a doc watch his vid you funny mike
10:10 "If you fuck with Gweneth put your lighters to the sky"
"A little bit too project X" (plays a video of an EPICPARTY)
ToxicHeroPvP HD //Rocket League & more I'm pretty sure that footage was from the actual movie, Project X
Edward Cardona yeah it was a scene of project x
Never seen the movie before?
nope
I love this upload times, like 2 am where I live
Jesus Mike post a video once in a while😣
0:24 Your the captain no doubt
Notice me Senpai Mike!
You made me laugh throughout the whole video bro! Thank you for the great vids!
mike if you see this will u be my dad I don't have 1 and my mom is lonely and I want someone to scrub my back in the shower like my dad used to anyways love ya sizz all day boy
hey neatmike love your videos and your storytime videos changes my life from one of your bigest fans
Hmmm never been this early what do I say?
that weed guy bit was hilarious!
213th comment, I am blessed
we've found the true meaning of 'feeling blessed' lads
Storytime Singles is the best goddamned series on TH-cam. One of the shortest too, but the best.
did mike die he hasn't uploaded in a week
yeah i heard he passed. sucks but oh well.
Ummmmm What bout now?
I'm loving the story time singles Mike, keep it up bro. #MikeIsCaptain
Who's here under 1k views?
YA
i was the 1first
fuck i refreshed at 1200 on my own goddamn video
Michael Moise me
Michael Moise me
Look at chat at 1:00... this is why Mike is the best
is this how your drinking habit started?
Mike, please keep doing these, these are the greatest things wver
not my captain
Oh hell yeah, a new Storytime Singles? Gotta make those popcorn!
If NeatMike pins this, I will change my avatar to a potato and change my name to ILuvNeatMike
THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR I LOVE THESE SO MUCH
Oh I do love these story time singles
Love these videos so much! keep up the good work man.
This story is still the funniest thing ever❣️❣️
Finally, a story time single. I think 99.99999% of NeatMike's subs r subscribed just for this
when he said 'I just took a vacuum cleaner' I spat out my drink
finally another video mike I can't go long without hearing your beautiful voice in my ear holes :)
In my school, two kids skipped class. When they came back at the end of the block, the sub decided to embarrass them instead of sending them to the office. He told them to "tell two teachers that they are beautiful and you appreciate them." One of the teachers, a feminist that a majority of the school dislikes, charged him for sexual assault. He was banned from subbing in the school district. Then the student body made a meme out of the guy, and by the end of the day, there was a mass email with 120 replies and memes. This is actually a true story and I thought you'd enjoy it.
I love watching Mike type in chat lol
plzz upload this at least ones more. This is the serie where i m always hyped about when its uploaded. I just wanna watch it then. plz dont quit this serie!
i swear i was doin my history homework while watching omfg
I love you so much mike it's awesome seeing you tubers grow. I hope some day I can do the same. Keep up the work man!!!
best story ive actually ever heard laughed throughout all of it
this video has me dying such a good one
Lmao!!! I was actually doing history homework when he said that.
0:51 "Anything for sale" Mike said sexual favors LOL
New NeatMike video. AW YES!
-Turns on some candles
-Turns down the lights
- Kenny G on the sound system
-Unzips pants
I'm ready but all my co-workers are looking at me funny. They don't understand us Mike. They will never understand.
Still visiting these videos, much love mike
2022 anyone. We miss u Mike!
Hi mike u the best! Keep up the good work!!!
Mike keep doing what you are doing. Your videos are great and your really funny. Of course since your a TH-camr your going to have people who hate you and those that like you. There are a lot of people out here that like what you do. Everyone has their own opinion and that is just their opinion, but if you listen to an opinion listen to mine. You are one of the best TH-camrs that has a different kind of way for doing videos. Keep it up.
Wanted to go to sleep but then this popped up on my phone... god sacrifice my soul to the godess Hellen Keller - so pumped for this storytime single Video !
hi mike love the vids I've been here since 27 k and I just love ur vids bro keep up the amazing content
Mike, you are 100% correct with every point in this video
i fucking love your vocabulary mike. its so spontaneous and outta this world.
The Mac n cheese part made me laugh so hard
I was LEGITIMATELY doing history homework when Mike said "Stop doing your history homework!".
You should make a video about your trip to the bar
0:25 i liked the "nice shot!" "Noooo!" "thanks!"
This is the reason I love this channel
how did I not seen this video, STORY TIME SINGLE, LETS GOOOO
MORE MORE MORE STORIES! I LOVE UR STORIES THERE SOOOO FUNNY XD. pls can u make, anything
yes! my favorite series! let's keep this shit up!
These "story time singles." Are the reason why I go on TH-cam
"Guy named Bob walked around the party with a shotgun" Literally had flashbacks to my highschool years... fucking hell lmao
#LifeLessonsfromNeatMike
NeatMike your lessons are actually useful and hilarious. Keep it up man
Great video like always man, im the one who snapped you saying i needed a video for work, thanks for the laughs
You should do another big house party and put it on Twitch IRL for your birthday
I was actually cleaning out my ears while watching this video lol
I actually was doing history homework while watching this, well damn.
I actually stopped studying for my finals for math. For this actually xD