Mike, I've actually subscribed a long time ago, enjoying a good telling of a story, all the details and sarcasm. I can't wait to hear something that's really worth it. You have a tallent man, the only thing stopping you is late puberty I guess. I get the chilling videos playing and talking about nothing, I really do. But honestly I can't wait to hear when you actually have something to say. No worries, I'm patient.
Thanks for the story Mike. We've all got a bam out there. It could have been worse. They could have been serving alcohol, and you would've never seen that crusher till daylight.
the innate awkwardness of these short stories make me feel like im not the only person on earth whose life consists only of a neverending chain of uncomfortable moments
(Friend's story) Also, a double date but they went to wingstop. He was wingmanning for his friend and the girl he's talking is actually pretty cute, very interesting, and sweet. As the food comes in this girl starts talking about how much she loves the ranch here, so kid you not, she drinks the entire cup of ranch as she's eating. She doesn't dip the wings or fries in her ranch she DRINKS the ranch as shes about to eat. Yea my friend started gagging and he never saw her again.
I would be so pissed if she broke my cd and spilt fucking milkshake all over my car at that point i would have drove the car into tree
was thinking about driving off a bridge
Keaton Hoodless yes finally another story time ones
i would of drove the car into the tree a long time ago dude...
Wak Is Bak i'll eat that bagel 😐
Keaton Hoodless But the tree didn't deserve a fat mangled corpse near it
I bet she thought the date went well... LOL
After that he dated me
Hellen how the hell you type that with no mess ups?
Pray to the queen of virgins
Hey keller
@@rocketleg-ky4lp u stole my replie
This is the final proof I needed to conclude that story time singles are fake there's no way mike could get a girlfriend
I NEVER SAID SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND
NeatMike It was the closest you ever got to a girlfriend let me put it that way
Mom or girlfriend, same thing mikey
The Epic Gamer I don't even know what to say omg
Destroyer 428 Mike be like, "Lol, jealous?"
Bro, she's probably a subscriber.
"Play Owl City"
*pulls up earrape version of Fireflies
Mike, in all honesty, your my dad.
imma raise u right son
NeatMike is Rob my gay grandpa?
He must've never taught you how to spell... *you're
you're*
you're**
Why is there doubles in story time singles
Skrub to trigger tf outta my subs
NeatMike more story-time-singles teach us master...
NeatMike at least you don't kiss up to the subs lol, now go play some piano
This story between you two reminds me of Quagmire and Stephanie in that Family Guy special.
I watch ads so mike can pay his taxes
I love your editing
i love your name
NeatMike and I love helen Keller more than u
Man these story times are the best, like best stuff on your channel this is hilarious dude! Keep 'em up!
"I tell girls that I am Grand Champion in season 3 and they turn into vultures on me" lmao
damn miss these stories, i come back to watch em every year or so
every 2-3 months for me babe
when is the gay date story comming you messy little mike ;)?
when rob says i can tell you guys
Savage!
lol
Mike what about Jon...... does that mean he is the captain.
NeatMike I bet that Kylie Jenner lookin ass girl wuz like "Awwww he's no fucking hot I just wanna turn his DICK into a lolly pop "
Mike, I've actually subscribed a long time ago, enjoying a good telling of a story, all the details and sarcasm. I can't wait to hear something that's really worth it. You have a tallent man, the only thing stopping you is late puberty I guess. I get the chilling videos playing and talking about nothing, I really do. But honestly I can't wait to hear when you actually have something to say. No worries, I'm patient.
So you cheatin on helen?
she hasn't returned my calls :/
NeatMike she doesn't know where her phone is
or that he called lol
Dang I miss these story times
How dare you not make this video 10 minutes long for the eeeeeezzzzzz $$$$$$$
cause i don't give a fuck about the money, you guys are my dudes im not just milking you *(donate to my patreon)*
NeatMike nice words.
if your an attack helicopter then what do u call ur dates?
Assault Helicopters?
NeatMike I donated 5$
This story confirms that there are never 2 pretty best friends
Surprised you managed to get a date at all :P
rufies bruh (jk)
F2 Cameron Khanpour pmsl
I love NeatMike's Content. You're the Best
Miss this guy
"She spilled Shamrock Shake in my car, it made a mess!!"
"I wanted a someone to snipe her.........."
Wouldn't that make a mess?
You, me, Helen Keller and Anne frank double date?
Sounds like a good time.
You weren't meant to find out like this joe
UnexpectedAmazing Gaming I cheated on him 😪
“It was like I was being pranked by Joey salads”😂😂😂😂
mike has some damn good taste in music.
4:01 Mike sounds like scooby doo!😂
NeatMike I'm learning about biographies and autobiographies in school and next week we're writing one about Helen Keller!!!!!!!!!!
4:52 YOU WOULD NOT BELEIVE YOUR EYES IF 10 MILLION FIREFLIES LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
I showed this to my dog and he puked right away
ur dog is gay then
ur gay
Xxx_Roblox_Minecraft_Kid_xxX because he saw your reflection in the screen
The reason: I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends
Sounds like NeatMike got a little messy that night ;]
These story time videos are great , well done Mike
I remember when you had 35'000 subs....
Little Mike behind the piano fucking killed me dude lmao
Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. Did the friend of yours even hook up with this girl later on or was it a bust?
hmm i'll have to ask i can't remember. he better have
miss these
"Storytime Single" *Playes Doubles*
Your voice is so soothing! I love it! My favorite TH-camr by far
Tech N9ne is from where i'm from!
It was like Being pranked by joey salads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Will he ever come back
I like how you reply to comments. Probs the best youtuber out there atm.
6:47 were you Jacob Sartorious?
I friggin love story time Mike, please keep it up. Nothing better than having your sweet voice caressing my ears before I sleep
Well I like Godzilla
".. I was grand champ season 3.." lol I choked on my own laugh spittle.
Tech n9ne nice mike
Mike love your vids keep doing what your doing love your story time series
Omg lol the whole time I was lmao
"It is like I was being pranked by Joey Salads or something" LMFAO!!! Mike you are a legend XD.
Mike respond to this are you ever gonna vlog
yes, you'll learn more in the coming weeks
Neat -mike- Sellout
thx for making another story time singles nice vid man👍
What rank would Hellen Keller be in rocket league if she played it?
BradExplodes prospect 11
BradExplodes im not sure it depends on if she's get with the joysticks or not ;)
BradExplodes your rank...
Justin Deitz Nah probably prospect 69 😂
BradExplodes very funny
I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends.... it’s always one of em gotta be ugly
Ily Mike. Always trashing those crazy leftists 😂
Storytime Singles........
OH I GET IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE SINGLE
ha
ha
ha
ha...
kill me
Porodilište Mostar look up Neatwife on Instagram
Early gang
Can you please reply
JMCElite Ooh he likezoned you
JMCElite lol
Who else gets hype when there is a new story time singles
who likes my new logo ?
Thanks for the story Mike. We've all got a bam out there. It could have been worse. They could have been serving alcohol, and you would've never seen that crusher till daylight.
I love these stories
4:32 I’m crying😂
2:12 best turtle goal i've ever seen
All 6 and 7’s is a great album
ive legitly waited for this vid:D i love it
Finally a video that isn't shitty. Gj bro you are gettin' better.
8:24 the greatest moment of my life when I see that it’s a Tech N9ne cd but this bitch would have died!
boy I love this community
the innate awkwardness of these short stories make me feel like im not the only person on earth whose life consists only of a neverending chain of uncomfortable moments
so glad I found this channel ❤
(Friend's story) Also, a double date but they went to wingstop. He was wingmanning for his friend and the girl he's talking is actually pretty cute, very interesting, and sweet. As the food comes in this girl starts talking about how much she loves the ranch here, so kid you not, she drinks the entire cup of ranch as she's eating. She doesn't dip the wings or fries in her ranch she DRINKS the ranch as shes about to eat. Yea my friend started gagging and he never saw her again.
3 years ago NeatMike uploaded this 😔 please come back Mike
Mike is a tech n9ne fan, I have new found respect for you sir. You know real music.
I got rekt by a golf ball today and I'm getting stitches rn but this vid is cheering me up! Thanks mike love the vids!
0:36 one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life
i love the episodes of story time doubles
I watch this and all your story time singles like 10 times
Just showed on my recommendation list
These are actually my favourite ❤️
I don't even like Rocket League, but I fuckin' love STORY TIME WITH MIKE! 💕
Neatmike u just have da best comment section of youtube i swear i'm dying omg
Mike needs a podcast
Dude I shit myself laughing when he showed the CD! xD
Finally more storytime singles. These are so funny.
I'm Vary proud of you you really aren't a sellout that makes 10 minute videos with 10 ads.
Dude i fucking love your videos :DDD makes me laugh all the time
I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends
I rarely like videos but every video you make I feel obligated to like it cause it's just so good. 🌚
This dude seriously deserves more subs
why does mike have an obsession with Hellen Keller lol :D rawr xD
Yay another Story time :D I'm gonna grab popcorn and watch this...
Messy Mike, more like Messi Mike !!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Just trying to picture Mike in his Cadillac bumpin Tech 9 LOL
This is by far my favorite video in my life
Finally you made another story time singles make more there amazing.
LOVE this type of video Mike! You're hilarious.
"Ever wonder how money was invented?"
lmao
Ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
This is the 3rd time I’m watching and it’s still gold