I never understand these foreign people making up words when they try to sing in English. Like girl if you don’t speak English just sing the words in your language
I’m a teacher and from my 20 years of experience, I’ve seen that nearly EVERY teacher will be blessed with at least 1, 2 or 3+ kids who’ll curse you out, throw books at you and their peers, kick you in the shin when you stop them from entering the school dance, talk during class incessantly, fight anything, and punch desks and other kids when annoyed. But they love having lunch with you, and helping to clean the classroom. Kids can be quite strange.
When my little brother was in 1st grade, he got so mad at his teacher he wrote her a letter. It started out, "Dear whore," and got worse from there. Pretty sure he called her a bitch at one point. I don't even really think he got in trouble though, my parents just thought that it was hilarious. I mean, it was hilarious, but still. At least he didn't stab his teacher with a pair of scissors (in the second grade) like my cousin did. That right there made me never want to be a teacher, ya'll don't get paid enough for those shenanigans.
The kids who bond the most with their female teachers because no one has consistently treated them like a human before, often threaten to kill the baby of their teacher if she becomes pregnant. Kids are pretty straightforward if you look at it from their perspective. They want to help because they are starved for attention, unfortunately they also have learned bad behavior gets attention too, or they're hungry or exhausted or their nerves are raw from being a white bunny in a dark forest the min they get out of school everyday. Eventually that bunny will have to adapt to blend in. Don't get too mad at the class clowns, at least they're exercising their demons and trying to laugh and distract the predators until they find their way out of the forest. Willam's a stubborn little white bunny, choosing to chuckleduck rather than change.
That was 100% me as a child, and trust me, there was a lot of fucked up shit going on behind the scenes in my life that was not being dealt with properly that lead to me acting that way... BUT on that same token, I definitely apologize to a lot of my teachers in retrospect because I would not have known what to do with me as a student either... 😅👀😶
We had a kid in 5th grade (while I was also in 5th grade) go around with a knife cutting dudes on the back of their necks. If it was their front I'd say slitting their throat, but it was the back. Dunno wtf happened to him. Real bad apple. For all we know, he failed 5th grade 10 times cuz dude was like 6 ft tall and buff. If I had to guess he's either dead or in jail acting like that at that age, hope that kid in the video got his shit together
I felt the same way, but wasn't that the teacher? I'm a bit dazeddd and confused. But nobody should lay their hands on my kid like that, I feel like his parents weren't there, which is sad. On a brighter note though, holy shit, when you get drug the fuck out the room cause you're being bad. You know you're gonna make that little puppy dog face and sniffle until you realize nobody gives a fuck lol.
She's brazilian but that's not portuguese AT ALL, it's just what we call "embromation" what's something like not saying anything really but actually trying to say something in english, improvising
Yes! This. There's a great clip from American Idol possibly, with a lady singing "I can't live, if living is without you" and it comes out as "Ken Lee, a ribabadoutoooo" It's amazing.
goldenoceans14 The teacher got through that ordeal by knowing she’d never have to see that kid again. Imagine how he behaved throughout the school year???
Omg 🤣 the first video is from Brazil, it's a police TV show that started to do shit like that just to seek public attention.. it's comedy for us here too, it's not a normal TV show 🤣
here in Brazil , some channels use this police tv shows to show murders and stuff but mostly is things like this lady , this why i don't watch tv anymore hahahah
Kids are wild. One of my nephew’s classmates told their teacher in a zoom call that he was leaving the call because the teacher didn’t have makeup on so he didn’t want to look at her.
lol one of my youngest twins told their teacher she “looked like something from Fragle Rock” her dad was crying with laughter and I was sat there wanting to die! Six children and none of them are as brutal as the youngest twins who are six years old my oldest two are fifteen, the next one’s twelve, the one after him is nine and then my two youngest are six. Two sets of twins three of each! 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣
@@electraheart7745 don’t assume my children don’t have manners, they do! They don’t and won’t lie big difference. That’s what parents should actually be teaching and telling their children if they did that, then there probably wouldn’t be as bigger problem with grooming and them keeping secrets which could either ruin their lives or cost them their lives! Why? Because it wasn’t drilled into them from a young age to always tell the truth and never keep secrets especially if someone tells them too! I’d prefer my children being blunt and tell the truth regardless if someone’s feelings get hurt, then find out that they’ve been keeping secrets and lying! There’s a 10 year age gap between my two oldest and two youngest and never have any of the 6 of them ever disrespected me or their father. If people who know them are stupid enough to ask them a dumb question knowing that they won’t lie then that’s on them! You raise your kids your way, I’ll raise mine my way. At least with my way I know someone isn’t stupid enough to try fxxking with my kids! I was a victim of child abuse and trafficking and didn’t tell anyone the truth until I was 21, my children aren’t going to go through what I did and I’m not even going to take the chance that it might not happen because it could. Also the fact that their teacher knows what the twins are like she’s normally okay with them and actually praises the fact that they’re honest, it was just this situation and reason why she got upset! So don’t you dare try and accuse me of being a bad mom, because it is possible to teach your children manners and to not lie or keep secrets at the same time, it’s just that parents are too lazy to teach all three!
Willam is always here to turn a look and give you comedy and when I saw this episode was up I gasped and clicked so fast. I love her and as she would say, "That's your problem." Lol
Willam look up "si lo sabe cante", a show from Argentina (in the '80s) that like in the first video, the people sang just whateever. The best is a version of Europe's "the final countdown".
J. B. So it’s the earlier version of “So you think you can dance?” Lol so great. I was wondering since I felt her makeup was familiar from my childhood.
Global Vibrations I didn’t say that. I know the difference. I’ve been studying and speaking varied languages since I was a kid. I do not speak Portuguese, but I can recognize and understand some of it,
as a dancer who has done many a pirouette, good job willam. the landing is the most important part, and while quite abstract yours finished off quite confidently and i commend u for that
That 1st. chick is channeling her inner RuPaul (from another episode). Anyway, when my ship comes in I'm gonna become a Willhead and follow him around on every tour! She's giving me life!😂🌹
THE SHOE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!.... I repeat - THE SHOE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING omg the end made me laugh so hard. Thank you Willam for always being amazing!
I want to laugh at that first clip but it is so relatable. I have no doubt that’s what I sound like to anyone who fluently speaks French when I sing along to Mika or stromae, or anyone who speaks Korean when I sing along to vixx or rainbow lol. Just making syllables that kind of sound right to me.
I was gonna ask if we could have longer beat down episodes, BUT I don't think William's place would actually be intact after, so I guess I'll just have to be happy for the 7-10min ones 😂
6:20-7:24 😳😂😂😂🙈 She said " I am bitch" I spit coffee all over my mirror during this part.. I fucking love you Queen thanks for the post an the hard laughs.
Why does she sound like she’s singing in simlish I can’t-
hahha
Oh you're so right. It sounds like The Sims at level 1 singing skill
I can
Maybe it's a Sims contest?
I never understand these foreign people making up words when they try to sing in English. Like girl if you don’t speak English just sing the words in your language
Forget the woman, the DUDE in the kimono IS the show!!! Let him get his moment in the spotlight!! 👘
Jovanna Flor
Kimono he better gets his own Show!
And he was singing well
I saw him start dancing and nearly choked to death on tea
Honnnnestly
When he smashed the cymbal, I felt that in my soul
The first video with the girl singing is what english sounds like to someone who doesn't understand english.
It’s something like that lol, she doesn’t know english and is singing gibberish
And here I thought we Americans sounded dull! 🤣 love it.
When I don't remember the lyrics to one part of the song on the radio.
Her background dancer was an icon though
Its a brazilian show, you are correct, she doesnt know english so shes singing gibberish
i remember when the beatdown was on the stylish. i swear this show gets better every episode. love u willam ❤️
Same, OG beatdown crowd 😍
Yess! Og beatdown crew ✨😂
Omg yes the stylish
Remember that wonky ass Stylish video post Oscar's 2013 where it was like, 3 plastic surgeons and Willam?
Willams Beatdown; Billams Wheatdown; The Beatdown.
I’m a teacher and from my 20 years of experience, I’ve seen that nearly EVERY teacher will be blessed with at least 1, 2 or 3+ kids who’ll curse you out, throw books at you and their peers, kick you in the shin when you stop them from entering the school dance, talk during class incessantly, fight anything, and punch desks and other kids when annoyed. But they love having lunch with you, and helping to clean the classroom. Kids can be quite strange.
I can a classmate bite a subs hand
The weirdest part is that he was actually a really good student with would help out after class
When my little brother was in 1st grade, he got so mad at his teacher he wrote her a letter. It started out, "Dear whore," and got worse from there. Pretty sure he called her a bitch at one point. I don't even really think he got in trouble though, my parents just thought that it was hilarious. I mean, it was hilarious, but still. At least he didn't stab his teacher with a pair of scissors (in the second grade) like my cousin did. That right there made me never want to be a teacher, ya'll don't get paid enough for those shenanigans.
The kids who bond the most with their female teachers because no one has consistently treated them like a human before, often threaten to kill the baby of their teacher if she becomes pregnant. Kids are pretty straightforward if you look at it from their perspective. They want to help because they are starved for attention, unfortunately they also have learned bad behavior gets attention too, or they're hungry or exhausted or their nerves are raw from being a white bunny in a dark forest the min they get out of school everyday. Eventually that bunny will have to adapt to blend in. Don't get too mad at the class clowns, at least they're exercising their demons and trying to laugh and distract the predators until they find their way out of the forest. Willam's a stubborn little white bunny, choosing to chuckleduck rather than change.
That was 100% me as a child, and trust me, there was a lot of fucked up shit going on behind the scenes in my life that was not being dealt with properly that lead to me acting that way... BUT on that same token, I definitely apologize to a lot of my teachers in retrospect because I would not have known what to do with me as a student either... 😅👀😶
We had a kid in 5th grade (while I was also in 5th grade) go around with a knife cutting dudes on the back of their necks. If it was their front I'd say slitting their throat, but it was the back. Dunno wtf happened to him. Real bad apple. For all we know, he failed 5th grade 10 times cuz dude was like 6 ft tall and buff. If I had to guess he's either dead or in jail acting like that at that age, hope that kid in the video got his shit together
That kid is hearing waaaaaayyyyy too much in his home life
Lol you know a kid's in trouble when the parent literally snatches them off their feet.
I felt the same way, but wasn't that the teacher? I'm a bit dazeddd and confused.
But nobody should lay their hands on my kid like that, I feel like his parents weren't there, which is sad.
On a brighter note though, holy shit, when you get drug the fuck out the room cause you're being bad. You know you're gonna make that little puppy dog face and sniffle until you realize nobody gives a fuck lol.
Okay JUST noticed his daddy grab him up. *Phew* he was like "nope."
Like i said, dazed and confused, girl.
The "ok" from the background confirms that. lol
@@TheDGAFGuy yeah, I heard that a little late, lmao my bad! :)
I have Respect for his Dad for doing it. Too often parents sit back and do/say nothing when their children are out of line.
She's brazilian but that's not portuguese AT ALL, it's just what we call "embromation" what's something like not saying anything really but actually trying to say something in english, improvising
Yes! This. There's a great clip from American Idol possibly, with a lady singing "I can't live, if living is without you" and it comes out as "Ken Lee, a ribabadoutoooo"
It's amazing.
@@PandoraMaximova I re-watch that clip frequently. My dad and i sing it to each other at family BBQs.
Pandora Maximov omg I’m dying 😂
@@razz7898 I sing it too
Pandora Maximov thank you for introducing me to that clip lol.
“I think he’s calling the authorities...”🤣
Willam’s look in this episode: Confessions of a teenage drag queen real ness
My dyslexia read that as Real mess
Omg you’re right that look is totally 2004 Lindsey Lohan!
Rip to the backdrop. I’m suprised it lasted this long. I always though the hoverboard would be the end of it
It went alarmingly fast once the chaos ensued. Even Willam seemed to know all shit was lost.
I believe that was an actual wall. The first time. I feel like she used the hover board a second time and could have been on this backdrop.
@@diegojosue1030 No it's 100% a backdrop, we've seen it in numerous videos.
Diego Josue it was a real wall in S2 and s3. Went back to a backdrop in s4
That little child said ENOUGH!!!! 😂😂😂
goldenoceans14 The teacher got through that ordeal by knowing she’d never have to see that kid again. Imagine how he behaved throughout the school year???
@@JumeckRafeal Plot Twist: the kid wasn't graduating anyway and had to be there anyway. He cussed her out strategically in order to go home early.
Mizu Astrum 😂 That would be awesomely disrespectful.
*Where did she get that brow done if she's NOT in prison right now* ?
I am deceaseddddd
💀
The woman sounds like she's heard the song in English and is just making what she thinks are the right sounds.
The backup dancer 😅😅😅😅😅
(Insert captain obvious joke here)
The bouncing at the end cured my depression
Omg 🤣 the first video is from Brazil, it's a police TV show that started to do shit like that just to seek public attention.. it's comedy for us here too, it's not a normal TV show 🤣
The show is brazilian, but the lyrics that she is singing is gibberish for us too
What's a police tv show? ACAB
here in Brazil , some channels use this police tv shows to show murders and stuff but mostly is things like this lady , this why i don't watch tv anymore hahahah
Kkkkkkkkk
@Melissa Lang no, she's not hahaha she's just singing to entertain the public
Beatdown is the only thing getting me through the pandemic.😂 Thank you Willam! 🙏🏻💚
🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG these do NOT last NEARLY LONG ENOUGH!!!!!! OMG LOOOOOOOVED the Louis pump landing in the screen not ON but IN......BULLSEYE!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kids are wild. One of my nephew’s classmates told their teacher in a zoom call that he was leaving the call because the teacher didn’t have makeup on so he didn’t want to look at her.
lol one of my youngest twins told their teacher she “looked like something from Fragle Rock” her dad was crying with laughter and I was sat there wanting to die! Six children and none of them are as brutal as the youngest twins who are six years old my oldest two are fifteen, the next one’s twelve, the one after him is nine and then my two youngest are six. Two sets of twins three of each! 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣
@@harley7836 teach your kids manners because they’re gonna end up talking to you that way if they don’t already.
@@electraheart7745 don’t assume my children don’t have manners, they do! They don’t and won’t lie big difference. That’s what parents should actually be teaching and telling their children if they did that, then there probably wouldn’t be as bigger problem with grooming and them keeping secrets which could either ruin their lives or cost them their lives! Why? Because it wasn’t drilled into them from a young age to always tell the truth and never keep secrets especially if someone tells them too! I’d prefer my children being blunt and tell the truth regardless if someone’s feelings get hurt, then find out that they’ve been keeping secrets and lying! There’s a 10 year age gap between my two oldest and two youngest and never have any of the 6 of them ever disrespected me or their father. If people who know them are stupid enough to ask them a dumb question knowing that they won’t lie then that’s on them! You raise your kids your way, I’ll raise mine my way. At least with my way I know someone isn’t stupid enough to try fxxking with my kids! I was a victim of child abuse and trafficking and didn’t tell anyone the truth until I was 21, my children aren’t going to go through what I did and I’m not even going to take the chance that it might not happen because it could. Also the fact that their teacher knows what the twins are like she’s normally okay with them and actually praises the fact that they’re honest, it was just this situation and reason why she got upset! So don’t you dare try and accuse me of being a bad mom, because it is possible to teach your children manners and to not lie or keep secrets at the same time, it’s just that parents are too lazy to teach all three!
NOT THE “Skip-It” on your wrist!😂😂
From the opening line of "What's in your hair?"; this episode had me. Willams wit on DISPLAY!
Willam, Trixie Mattel and Katya help get me through the dark times
STFU is my favorite way to cuss someone out 😂
When I tell you every time I see a new beatdown. I smoke a bowl and laugh my ass off
This should have been this Weeks Lip Sync Song on AS5 instead of Rebas Fancy..
This series piqued my interest for drag culture, and now I’m obsessed. Thank you, lots of love ❤️
I’m seriously lost how this channel doesn’t have 1mil Yet STILL
PSA: don’t watch while taking shots. There’s nothing like choking on tequila
Taylor Ashleigh oh the literal burn.
LOL!!!!
I'd like to say I've never heard that exact phrase as a Kindergarten teacher, but...🤷♀️
I am so baked that I just watched the longest ad ever! Hello Willam😉😘
LOL! Cheers!
that first one when she said: "neverynienevanemunimununo"
I felt that.
I mean in that kid's defense, homegirl was straight up screaming at the front of that classroom
She leaned over into the crowd of kids, yelling at them 😩 I’d want her to be quiet too! Haha
Yeah she waved her hand right in their faces. I hate when people put their hand in my face.
Right! Like where the fuck you think you are... Carnegie Hall?
You look like a substitute teacher that gives the kids pot in that outfit
OMG they're brazilian! it's like a police news tv show from Brazil. It was viral over here
Foi? Não sabia que o Sikeira era do Amazonas.
I would be so humiliated if my child said that. Omg. I bet that little boy got the ass whoopin of a lifetime.
The cherries are the colours of a trademark willam wig 🥰
Willam is always here to turn a look and give you comedy and when I saw this episode was up I gasped and clicked so fast. I love her and as she would say, "That's your problem." Lol
The way I was listening to "Heather" when I got this notification. Your power, your influence Willam. 😩❤👑
When she sang "la-da-doo-bie-da-da-dee-dee" I felt that.
willam is the only person who acknowledges my country bosnia. thank u for the shout outs💙💛🇧🇦🇧🇦 -bosnian fan
Willam look up "si lo sabe cante", a show from Argentina (in the '80s) that like in the first video, the people sang just whateever. The best is a version of Europe's "the final countdown".
J. B. So it’s the earlier version of “So you think you can dance?” Lol so great. I was wondering since I felt her makeup was familiar from my childhood.
@@CreativeCreatorCreates does that sound like spanish to you? it's not in argentina lol.. they're speaking in portuguese
Global Vibrations I didn’t say that. I know the difference. I’ve been studying and speaking varied languages since I was a kid. I do not speak Portuguese, but I can recognize and understand some of it,
Broke the stage wall: RUN B*CTH , RUNNN!!!
I’ve been watching these all day and now i get new episode. SHOOK
"In her TONGUE" 🤣
Yes! ALWAYS looking forward to new episodes of Beatdown!!!
as a dancer who has done many a pirouette, good job willam. the landing is the most important part, and while quite abstract yours finished off quite confidently and i commend u for that
I was very impressed by the balance and landing, considering how clumsy Willam can be.
I wonder what the hell that workout tape was called? “Getting rail thin while getting railed”?
LMAO!
The best (and worst) thing about my BraSil is the Brazilians hahahahaha
I also didn’t know how much I needed to see Willam bouncing on a mini trampoline. Made my day 💙
Girl, you got me with that damn trampoline. Laughed so much I couldn't breathe.
Willam your headpiece is so good!
“I gotta go!” - Willam While shes giving the oh shit look 😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the chaotic last 10 seconds tho OMG IM FUCKING CRYING RN. SHOE THRU THE BACKDROP, THE SNORT, AND THE ZOOMED IN FOOT I-SKSKSKSJSJSJSSKSKSKSK
I don’t know why but I haven’t seen an episode in forever and it just keeps on getting better !!!
The amount of times Brazilian memes have appeared on the beatdown and Willam not knowing where they’re from has me shaking in my boots
OMG! I have not laughed like this in years! Willam, you are simply the BEST!!
Lol I laughed at the last video before Willam even showed his face 🤣 I already knew where this was going hahahaha
YAAASSSSS!!!!! Beatdown notification right when it's posted for a change. My day is 1000% better now.
Nevah naavaah neeviee Nnuvah noohhh
@@nathanielcraig3588 😂🤣😆
Loving the cherry headpiece.
Totally lost it when you used the
Flyswatter and skip it! 🤣🤣 Willam your a genius. Great way to start out the week. 💯 keep it up 🤎🤎💋
That little kid was a mood tho I love that kid😂
Hey willam I’m a huge fan! After watching a Star is born my mom referred to you as a gorgeous crossdresser
Haahahahahaha!!
🤣🤣 this was a good beatdown!! I just knew that trampoline was coming from Willam as soon as the video started 🤣🤣
Thank you Willam! I needed good laughs before I go to work. Love the outfit too!
I screamed at Willam on the trampoline!!!!!! LMAO
Willam was funny af and looking so good doing it. Props for the flipping win.
I needed this. Thank you for blessing us on this day!!
"Bosnian Idol" already dead
I really do believe you have outdone yourself. That was amazing. Thank you so much. - MAL
That 1st. chick is channeling her inner RuPaul (from another episode). Anyway, when my ship comes in I'm gonna become a Willhead and follow him around on every tour! She's giving me life!😂🌹
THE SHOE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!.... I repeat - THE SHOE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING omg the end made me laugh so hard. Thank you Willam for always being amazing!
Bahahaha!!! The shoe at the end has me dead. I've died.
I’m living for Willam’s headpiece this episode.
That dad straight up picked the cussing kid up by the scruff of his neck lmfaoo😭
This is exactly what I needed
You make my day better with your videos😂
Give me Apples, oh I have my own Apples, their Cherries LMAO
The lewk in this episode is ICONIQUE!
I want to laugh at that first clip but it is so relatable. I have no doubt that’s what I sound like to anyone who fluently speaks French when I sing along to Mika or stromae, or anyone who speaks Korean when I sing along to vixx or rainbow lol. Just making syllables that kind of sound right to me.
girl not the shoe flying perfectly backwards and putting a glory hole in the backdrop 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a loooooong time. Well done.
I now have a new appropriate response to the question, “What’s in your hair?”
We've been blessed by a sequel to Ken Lee?
oh godd i thought i was the only one getting Ken Lee flashback 🤣🤣🤣
I'M WHEEZING
THANK U WILLAM!!!!U had me laughing my ass off willam...i dont what was freaking funnier that chicks singing or ur commentary on her singing..
I INSTANTLY started SCREAMING when that last video came on 😭 I hope she fleeted before all that 😂
I so want the Brazilian singer to do a duet with that lady from Bulgarian Idol
Goodness i needed this thank you
Hahahaha , I think I pissed AND shit myself !! Lol , hold on, let me check......... Lol 😵😂😂😂
I was gonna ask if we could have longer beat down episodes, BUT I don't think William's place would actually be intact after, so I guess I'll just have to be happy for the 7-10min ones 😂
Props to the props. I appreciated them.
The hole in the backdrop XD
I was like "GURL NO"
Oh Willam I needed this today! 💖
Ahahahaha I'm laughing so hard that I'm pissing myself! 😂😂😂😂😂
The moment the bouncing video started and it zoomed on Willam.. I knew exactly what will happen 😂😂😂
All that crack at the end...LOLOLOL
😂 i agree with that lil boy "Shut the fck up!" 😂😂 she was the one yelling her mouth off, god damn, she dont have to yell
6:20-7:24 😳😂😂😂🙈
She said " I am bitch" I spit coffee all over my mirror during this part.. I fucking love you Queen thanks for the post an the hard laughs.
Awww, she misses her friend Rhea Litre
5:13 has me DYING🤣😂🤣😂
That Louboutin said fuck your backdrop lmaoooo 😂😂