You Probably Shouldn't Marry A Teacher. Kristin Lindner - Full Special

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  • You probably shouldn't marry a teacher, because as Kristin Lindner says in her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special, it's really hard! Whether it's waking up super early in the morning or giving up the computer so they can make lesson plans, being married to a teacher can be pretty difficult. Whether you're someone who is married to a teacher, or even if you are a teacher, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Kristin Lindner is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @rhouser1280
    @rhouser1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The ATM Dr was comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pocahon8460
      @pocahon8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next step from web MD

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    She is SO funny! That was great! The act is really tight. Hilarious!

  • @williamgallaher7590
    @williamgallaher7590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Great show.
    Please keep her on the schedule.

  • @SuperKirezi
    @SuperKirezi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is great 😁
    What I love about DRYBAR comedy is that it has comics from all ages and all works of life finding humor mostly in real life experiences.
    This to me is not just refreshing, it’s also educational. It’s easy to know what goes on within any community from any corner of this country. I love it.

  • @tony66au
    @tony66au 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Oh my Lord I haven't laughed inappropriately like that in a VERY long time, With the style and grace of a world class 'old school' Mom Kristin covers a lot of ground never touched before and makes it darned funny.
    Love it!

    • @wtbmorezvifflemeyer
      @wtbmorezvifflemeyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you laugh inappropriately at something funny? Are you watching it during a meeting at work?

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You do not have the funds for diabetes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @its__justb
    @its__justb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lose it every time at the ATM doctor and the way she says "glaucoma" 😂🤣

  • @kimlock9440
    @kimlock9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I married a teacher and when I wrote him a letter on how I was feeling, he marked it 😀

  • @TxRedneck
    @TxRedneck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If I could "like/thumbs up" this video more than once, it wouldn't be enough.

  • @patriciachamberlain1135
    @patriciachamberlain1135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was outrageously histerical. She's funny AF. More please.

  • @DomDollx
    @DomDollx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Absolutely love her timing, using her pauses and really taking the time to deliver each one with even greater finesse. I would love to see you in bigger crowds and talk shows. And movies. Reminding me of Tina Fey.

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. She’s not funny either 🤔

    • @patrickmcgee2048
      @patrickmcgee2048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol B

    • @BastetNoodles
      @BastetNoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      While I kept thinking....c'mon, speed these up some!

    • @Hari-du6pt
      @Hari-du6pt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you like the pauses and timing watch the Mike Goodwin full special in dry bar. It is one of my favourites

    • @judygibson7912
      @judygibson7912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ìi

  • @BenjaminBigger-cw5eu
    @BenjaminBigger-cw5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Shes very good.!!!
    Good acting the parts.!
    ☮️☮️☮️

  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She is great! Her bits are so relatable. But if you get the idea that you can avoid dui on a lawnmower, think again. Someone I know got a 'dui' riding a horse! 🤣 Maybe he shouldn't have been riding backwards in the saddle so he could get to his beer! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joycejohnson1484
    @joycejohnson1484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    How refreshing to be so funny without yelling and jumping around. Great show.

    • @mistymidnight4447
      @mistymidnight4447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianhale3678 thought it was Ray Comfort speaking for a second there. And yes I agree.

  • @wailingalen
    @wailingalen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She is good. Great clean fun

  • @adriannenash9852
    @adriannenash9852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Soooo hilarious, we need more of this woman! Did more than 1 spit take...

  • @woollyprimate
    @woollyprimate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I liked the ATM doctor bit. After it told her that she didn't have the funds for those illnesses and then deducted the copay, the ATM should've said that her account was overdrawn and assessed her a 35 dollar insufficient funds fee!

  • @jennifermizrahi98
    @jennifermizrahi98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wonderfully impeccable timing. Loved it!!

  • @marissaworsham3062
    @marissaworsham3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My mom used to say all the time when. I was a kid that she understood why mothers eat their children in the wild. 😂😂😂

  • @hannahk.summerville5908
    @hannahk.summerville5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She was great! Give her more time please🙌🏻

  • @crissy7able
    @crissy7able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kristin is hilarious! I laughed soooooo hard.

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yupp was a very good learning experience wen they were eating their own babies

  • @hairannemore4050
    @hairannemore4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    She was so good. Definitely knew how to grab and keep the crowd’ attention.

  • @ironSpector
    @ironSpector 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I don't know what the haters are on about, lady's funny as heck.

  • @bfgivmfith
    @bfgivmfith 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are a talented funny person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!

  • @RobSoRandom
    @RobSoRandom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This woman can stop using her AC she just got a new FAN

  • @unimelblenny
    @unimelblenny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love her unique style, plot and timing. Always with a unexpected twist.

  • @meseretgebrie1599
    @meseretgebrie1599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    she is hilarious! Ive never find a nice female comedian without saying inappropriate things, but this one is great.

  • @byusaranicole
    @byusaranicole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I, too, have three girls. I think we might need to buy a couple hamsters...

  • @ericcsuf
    @ericcsuf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Very funny lady. The skits were very funny (e.g. drunk mom), but it seemed awkward for the audience as they didn't know when they were over to clap. Can't remember the other skit, but it had the same awkward reaction from the audience. When they figured it out, it was obvious they from their laughter they liked it. Maybe the stories are so good, the audience is too engrossed to recognize the end. No idea, but I'll watch for her return. Several laugh out loud moments for me.

  • @shawnharper4354
    @shawnharper4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pretty true 💯 I'm married to a school teacher my wife for 8 years and she has been for 8 1/2

  • @Rita1984
    @Rita1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow she’s super funny!! Especially that hamster story haha.

  • @TrippinBusa
    @TrippinBusa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wouldnt that make him Dr. Philbilly?

  • @photon2038
    @photon2038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very funny. That lack-toes intolerant joke took me a couple of seconds :-) But I think the title is wrong. It seems like it should be "Never marry a comedian"

  • @hultstro
    @hultstro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hamsters only eat their young when their living environment is too small or unnatural (like a cage) because it's not suitable for raising babies in so they eat them so they don't grow up in that kind of environment

  • @susieohanlon533
    @susieohanlon533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you. You're amazing!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard & so much. THANK YOU!!!

  • @clayz1
    @clayz1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She wrote that whole toes bit around the punchline. It was worth it.

  • @salvatorefarmerson3226
    @salvatorefarmerson3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was a great show. Kristin rocks

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My bird was a boy until she laid an egg

  • @MegamanXGold
    @MegamanXGold 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow. I remember the ATM bit from an earlier video and never thought it was that funny, but she's a riot! Several literal lols were heard.

  • @DBLQ06
    @DBLQ06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG!!! You are the best! I laughed hard all the time!!! Hahaha, I will be remembering stuff and laughing again for longO! Hahahaha!

  • @LianeSpicer
    @LianeSpicer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really enjoyed this. More please!

  • @leahtreck1083
    @leahtreck1083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Magnificent❣️Superb timing (the crux of comedy) seem less dilerery and great material, so relatable. We’ve got to see more of her on talk shows and everywhere. Bravo Kristin👏❤️🤣❣️

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude I absolutely love you

  • @guillermo3564
    @guillermo3564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I question her Texas lineage. In Texas, ya'll is one. All ya'll is more than one.

  • @760lima
    @760lima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love her!!! First time hearing her name ❤️👏🏽💯

  • @lauriejordan6530
    @lauriejordan6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This woman is not only hilarious but spot on as well! I love it

  • @gurabirierosanopara620
    @gurabirierosanopara620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect

  • @elfari100
    @elfari100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your act was a welcome discovery😂your bit on the ATM Dr. should be performed before Congress...universal healthcare's time has come!!

  • @timsalness7417
    @timsalness7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Too funny! The ATM skit was funny; problem is that may be the future of Dr. Appointments. I remember in the early 80's, during the DOS days of computers, the joking prediction of shopping and buying cars online. I thought it was the funniest joke of all time back then......

  • @jasonbodin105
    @jasonbodin105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing how she nailed how we are going to be going the ATM Dr. Turns out she's correct!

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    her drunk and automated doctor act outs are so good

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great material!

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg they are never both girls lol

  • @laurafabianmarrero8614
    @laurafabianmarrero8614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Omg
    " Hillbilly Dr.Phil"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @tamedshrew235
    @tamedshrew235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's really good

  • @lisatutler-jones5992
    @lisatutler-jones5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoyed her 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @fridaybuchholz4517
    @fridaybuchholz4517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had always loved her robot voice, I do the same thing. However tonight the cat decided to groom me before groom herself when I robot voice along... That was weird.

  • @Sara86A
    @Sara86A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes she is funny!!! Yes being a teacher is hard. Kudos to the teachers out there! I lived in TX too for a long time.

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the ending about the Febreze. She is really funny.

  • @mizomint4197
    @mizomint4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow... A woman that's actually funny and doesn't joke about raunchy stuff... I actually like her...

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    God bless her husband for bearing the burden of being a teacher in Texas. The Texas education system is horribly underfunded and yet Ercot received a billion dollars to fix the power grid "mistake".

    • @markwolfshohl6562
      @markwolfshohl6562 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s not. It’s horribly mismanaged and top heavy with wasteful spending for unnecessary administration and so called “ facilitators .”
      I was a Texas teacher for 30 years- 1984-2014

  • @jerikeeley1361
    @jerikeeley1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So funny! Love it 😂

  • @observationsofanINUPIAQ
    @observationsofanINUPIAQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh em gee hahahahahahaha she's hilarious what a great balance.

  • @BossBible
    @BossBible 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really good one

  • @notthesamecc1927
    @notthesamecc1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    some good ones in here

  • @kashar.savagehubert1927
    @kashar.savagehubert1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hilarious. Love it!

  • @LoudLilDucky
    @LoudLilDucky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job fellow Texan

  • @opendoorproperty
    @opendoorproperty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great set, keep it up. Keep it comin'. 💯

  • @user-kp1ei7mn3x
    @user-kp1ei7mn3x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant!

  • @stancompton4069
    @stancompton4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if they keep her on they should just rename it to Dry Comedy

  • @Ka-kai
    @Ka-kai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lack toes! Woot!

  • @Dejawolfs
    @Dejawolfs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    finally a genuinely funny lady comedian!

  • @tii2015
    @tii2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THAT was hilarious! (And she's cute)!

  • @sheriffdickemzgaming3370
    @sheriffdickemzgaming3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    She is definitely now in my top 10 favorite dry bar comedian

  • @robertlodge5297
    @robertlodge5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm out of breath from laughing so hard 😆

  • @SebastyneAlphaSL
    @SebastyneAlphaSL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A genuinely funny female comedian who doesn't need to cover up the fact she's not funny by resorting to man-bashing, OMG. Have to remember that name.

  • @JohnToddTheOriginal
    @JohnToddTheOriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very good!

  • @notsofast60
    @notsofast60 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow, great content! she is a riot

  • @steveclark2191
    @steveclark2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Lack toes intolerant". Groooan, (with a small smile). That's actually a dad joke.

  • @jdfodio
    @jdfodio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny chick. Made up for the previous unfunny comedienne.

  • @glasshousefuture6836
    @glasshousefuture6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They will also change your tires and fix your brakes

  • @joeyberner-dt4pr
    @joeyberner-dt4pr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've known her since college. She was funny then and she still is. I love her!

  • @mumvictoria2757
    @mumvictoria2757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ATM doctor is my favorite. Sadly some so-called actual doctors resemble it.🙃

  • @jennylharrellcatron1454
    @jennylharrellcatron1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Psychological drama at your house. Yikes.

  • @kw9568
    @kw9568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's awesome! I need to see the full stand up show!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not true. Hamsters eat their babies when they are poorly taken care of, hungry, crowded, etc. But line to her kids is still priceless!

  • @lizzynunez4906
    @lizzynunez4906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG 😂🤣 she is great!!!!!

  • @inglesconteacherdario2495
    @inglesconteacherdario2495 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a funny, classy delivery 👌🏻

  • @samhowl1152
    @samhowl1152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jokes never offend me and I'm missing no digits or limbs so no anger there. She didn't pass the vibe check when she was telling the no toes joke though. It's not the joke itself, but while she was telling it, I got the impression that she is actually a pretty judgmental person. I'd lay money she's a crap homan being.

  • @wendyh3297
    @wendyh3297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is SO funny and I see the Tina Fey thing too.

  • @zhv3062
    @zhv3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was kind of meh. Its fine but, like her jokes, sound like she's just talking so I had a hard time finding it funny. Like a friend that tells funny stories but ... thats all, just talking about things.

  • @downeastermaineusa3794
    @downeastermaineusa3794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dry , yes too dry. No thanks. No chuckles for me.

  • @truthwithlove8625
    @truthwithlove8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truest statement “You do not have the funds for diabetes.”

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very natural comedian! Loved her! 😂❤️

  • @anikaeye7307
    @anikaeye7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She Is So Funny !

  • @showbizvet
    @showbizvet ปีที่แล้ว

    very funny

  • @saltandlight9068
    @saltandlight9068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw my hamster eating it's babies when I was a kid

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    forget siri, i want a Kristin!

  • @ktjovander
    @ktjovander ปีที่แล้ว

    Lack Toes Intolerant 😂😂😂