This logic is totally wrong but in a sense understandable, “To the victor go the spoils. If they wanted it that bad they would’ve fought harder to keep it. After all empires had looted weak countries for millennia, how stupid do you have to be to leave precious items for any empire to steal?”
You too can pay high prices for crumbs on a plastic tray. Shipped to you at mother nature's expense of course. The calories are low because there's as much content on that tray as your bank account after buying. These glorified TV dinners are shipped with a hefty carbon footprint, right to your door, saving you a trip to your local grocery and, honestly, Who ever needed those guys anyway? But at least you're getting healthy, nutritious food, right? *Laughter*
@@billster7424It’s actually in England! The stones are from Wales, but were dragged hundreds of miles to a spot in England, where it was built- that’s one of the most fascinating things about it!
They are taking bits of pieces off the Sunken Titanic, the Battleship Bismark, and parts off the destroyed Space Shuttle Columbia.... sold off " as art collection " in someone's home.
I once visited a museum that had a bunch of Asian textiles and cups and stuff on display for their artistry. There was a Chinese tea cup on display where the display next to it talked about the beautiful and detailed lettering of the words on the tea cup that dated back to, like 20 AD or something. Being Taiwanese, I could read the words on it. The lettering they were talking about? It reads "Made in Shanghai"...
That is because, Is someone with a degree in archaeology tell you, They don't hire knowledgeable people to actually running these museums or two work with the artifacts.. I tried to get jobs in museums in new york city and my local museum back where i come from. How is told dad if I wanted to be considered for position, I had to first serve an internship. Eight hours a day, Forty hours a week. For an entire year. At least. Then they might CONSIDER me for a job there. That is why all the people in these museums happen to be related to the big names in town. How many someone who already has money and some sort of familial placement can actually give them that much free time. That's the key part of the scam. All the money flows into the pockets of connected people
@@rogersheddy6414That, unfortunately,how it works. If they have that kind of money, influence,and prestige,not to mention political power, (like the late Queen Elizabeth from the United Kingdom...heard she had historically stolen artifacts from former British colonial African nations),then they can do just about ANYTHING.
I just want to say thanks for warning about the ad. It really shows how much you guys care about feedback. And also the fact that none of us want your free meals taken.
@@mikitz LOL I didn't steal your land, I 'discovered' it. Wonder if I could get away with that. "No, your honor, I didn't steal that television; I found it in the electronics section."
funny, but the Egyptians and Arabs already took half of them already for building villages and when they were looting (way before the Europeans), so it is not just an old joke, but false, too...
Factor must have an epic marketing team. We need to jam an ad into the middle of a skit that's popular for only going poopoo on ads... legendary target marketing 🙌
5:53 watching this part as a Kenyan makes me crack up😂😂. I've been to a British museum that keeps stuffed lions from all the game hunting they did in the 30s and 40s. We now have less than half number of lions that we had in 1890
@ben7932 nowadays they don't actively go looking for lions to kills. Unless a lion invades their settlement Besides, how many lions can you kill with a machete vs with guns and aerial support?
@@BritBoundDiaries just want to say you gave a wonderful rebuttals to that silly strawman fallacy attempt-- I really hope the lion population bounces back some day. Thanks for sharing your perspective
I did a quick Google search to determine the status of lions in Kenya. This is what I’ve found: “Here in Kenya, the king of the jungle, the lion, is not just holding on; it's roaring back to life. According to the Kenya Wildlife Service, the lion population in Kenya has increased by 25% in the past decade, from 2,000 in 2010 to 2,589 in 2021 and even greater numbers in 2023.” So conservation efforts have been successful.
Yes. The rich westerners posing with God's beautiful animals in Africa have their time coming. I pray they see the error in their ways before it's too late. 🙏
Thank you for the ad warning. Like seriously. No sarcasm. I know your sponsors want us to see what you’re promoting, but I really felt cheated previously for being lead onto believing this was part of the skit.
As a single guy who can't cook, I can't say I'm not tempted, but damn all the plastic trash and boxes not to mention the cost just to get a microwave meal shipped to you. Time to step up my cooking game and stop being lazy.
@@walking_introvert single guy here, too. That's what they count on. Us single folks don't have time to cook delicious meals, so we pay them a premium to ship them to us. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy Edit: I just noticed your username. You are my spirit animal. Lol
@@HCarrStalnaker Yeah, I got that you were poking fun at them. I have premium so they probably not making money from me from ads so this is how they reach everyone. lol. Capitalism always wins in the end
Because you are supposed to think about them and learn about what they are, how they were made, and what they mean. Most people probably don't do that, though.
I assume you're referring to [the ones in] ocean theme parks as a whole (and not just the water tanks themselves), and not the ones people have in the homes with the gold fish and whatnot. 😅
@@k31than Ocean theme parks, like Sea World, are only a small fraction of aquariums. Most aquariums are like zoos for aquatic animals. But, yeah, that would make more sense for an episode than home aquariums. For that, they could do "What if pet stores were honest?"
@@k31than imagine making an episode about people keeping fish captive in their homes, inside tanks smaller than the world's smallest violin playing in the background.
When you realize that Horton is so much of a sellout when he tells the truth about an ad but then lies about an ad. He advertises when he’s advertising. Genius.
Like an addict chasing that first rush, really we all just want to be like those people long ago who saw the pictures on the cave wall for the first time.
Maybe in america, there are awesome museums arround the globe. Like the blue house museum in barcelona, 3.50 for a ticket and you could spend a whole day in it.
Most museums in America are pretty small, local affairs, based on local history and art. This is a simplification based, I'd guess, on the largest museums.
Thanks for clearly labelling your ad, really appreciate you listening to feedback like this; it’s the perfect balance of you making money from sponsorship and your viewers knowing how much of the video is real video.
Well done. I'm glad that more comedy YTers are creating their own adverts. I always watch those. I may not need that product, but the adverts are fun. sidebar: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?...because the British Museum couldn't steal it.
Also how they often pass replicas as the real thing, like the Mona Lisa, or dinosaur bones, or how they used to boil the heads of Australian aborigines and sell them to museums and pass them as neanderthal skulls.
The dinosaurs replica bones ca be excused, since you'd have to drill holes into the priceless pieces to mount them into those cool standing positions. But please tell me more about the fake neanderthal skulls, I haven't heard that one before
@learntooilpaint There is zero proof of any species "evolving" into a completely different species. Hence the name evolution theory. See theory means it hasn't been proven. But there is most definitely proof of adaptation.
Here in the UK we have two "arts" competitions called Landscape Artist of the Year and Portrait Artist of the Year. A mix of professional and amateur artist take part. It's unmissable viewing for us because we enjoy taking guesses that the very worst canvas will win. Around eight times out of ten, we are right. The downside is seeing some beautiful paintings eliminated in favour of rubbish.
That's because TH-cam is taking most of that premium money and fattening up their shareholders, not giving it to creators. On a side note, if you watch TH-cam on your Android TV, you can use SmartTube, which automatically detects sponsors and skips them.
Ahahaha yet another awesome, true, and hilarious Honest Ads! :D On another note, I HATE seagulls, but I have a heart and will share my FACTOR Meal with them, specifically the rice portion. 😊
On the one hand they were stolen, on the other hand there are a lot of artifacts that got destroyed in wars that would have been super cool if they had been protected
@@azers8298 What about Al-Aziz Uthman? He became the Sultan of Egypt after Saladin died, and tried to destroy the pyramids. He was only unable to due to the sheer immensity of a task it was. If he had succeeded, would you say the pyramids don't deserve to be studied?
@@happydemon3038 Sure it would be sad to lose a treasure of ancient Egyptian But if egyptian allow themselves to be ruled by people wanting to destroy their history, i won’t fight them.
the most savage form of roger and customers yet - he admits to doing wrong and no one does anything about it, and he doesn't even change - just erased entire civilizations for cheap items that aren't taken seriously, neither is anyone else - for cheap tickets. Ok the most savage episode yet!
Nowadays if you want a good art Instagram photo, you just get good pictures of yourself posing by blank walls and then digitally add the art and a frame in the background as if it were hanging on a wall. Boom, got your art photo. Just remember, nobody really cares.
The world's most prestigious art galleries have turned out to be cover-ups for tax write-offs, with prices rigged to suit pre-approved collectors, and with auctions rigged for chandelier bidding. Harry Potter himself grew suspicious when he offered full price for one picture that didn't talk, and he got turned down because he wasn't an established collector.
I was LITERALLY going to post that. What's her name showed up in a wet T-shirt and acted like there was some deep, hidden meaning that everyone else was too stupid to understand, you know because art is "subjective"
They forgot to mention how museums are at their busiest in the late morning/early afternoon, so that by the time you finish, that overpriced snack bar with a laughably small selection actually looks tempting.
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Tbf, some of the works are probably safer especially given how many relics and sites Isis destroyed. While we could probably return everything to a nation like India without issue, I'm skeptical when it comes to nations, like Syria and Egypt.
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Thank you for the heads up during the video. It seems you listen to your viewers (who complained/got confused by the ads).
Good work!
Missed opportunity to make a joke of fighting off "Flock of seagulls" the band.
If restaurants were honest
90% of ads are a scam now need to do a video on this
When are you guys going to do "If Mail-Delivered Food Services Were Honest"? Only after they stop sponsoring you?
“If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you’d be left with an empty building” -Commander Rourke
Did you know Rourke from DIsney's Atlantis was Roger's grandfather? Its on the internet, so it might be true!
This logic is totally wrong but in a sense understandable, “To the victor go the spoils. If they wanted it that bad they would’ve fought harder to keep it. After all empires had looted weak countries for millennia, how stupid do you have to be to leave precious items for any empire to steal?”
@@turdFerguson565 Your question recently got answered by the US Govt when they left a bunch of "precious items" in Afghanistan.
Imperial powers don't steal from colonies, they Strategically Transfer Equipment to Alternate Locations
@@turdFerguson565”’To the victor’? Berlin’s in rubble, the Furher’s in hiding. YOU LOST” -Henry Jones II
If island survival shows were honest.
If beauty pageants were honest.
If they do survival shows, they need to do a shout out to the poor editors whos jobs is to put pixels over peoples junks and conchs
Yeees
if reality show were honest.
who cares about tv shows? why are you all so small minded
If Used Video Game Stores were honest.
If Honest Ads were honest.
If prepared meals shipped to your door companies were honest
I think that was last week's episode.
You too can pay high prices for crumbs on a plastic tray.
Shipped to you at mother nature's expense of course.
The calories are low because there's as much content on that tray as your bank account after buying.
These glorified TV dinners are shipped with a hefty carbon footprint, right to your door, saving you a trip to your local grocery and, honestly,
Who ever needed those guys anyway?
But at least you're getting healthy, nutritious food, right?
*Laughter*
Considering one of the sponsors is one of the companies, I doubt they'll cover those.
@@arokh72 They already did.
@@douglasbabb1725 yet Factor is still happy to sponsor them haha.
“I’ve always wondered how they haven’t taken Stonehenge or the Jesus Statue in Brasil.”
“Oh we tried.”
Stonehenge? It was too heavy to carry all the way to London. But they're pretty close.
If Stonehenge was in India we would have got it to the British museum.
@learntooilpaint The Stonehenge is in Wales. Close enough, if you get my drift
@@billster7424It’s actually in England! The stones are from Wales, but were dragged hundreds of miles to a spot in England, where it was built- that’s one of the most fascinating things about it!
They are taking bits of pieces off the Sunken Titanic, the Battleship Bismark, and parts off the destroyed Space Shuttle Columbia.... sold off " as art collection " in someone's home.
I love that my tween states "Maybe the British Museum took it" whenever she loses anything.
It's in the middle school cultural zeitgeist
😂 I'm gonna start using that one.
That lines good enough to steal!
@@lynnboartsdye1943 It's free (except the transport to London UK) to see it
I used to live opposite it before it was refurbished.
As a museum curator IRL, I both love and hate how accurate this is hahaha
"I've been Roger"
"and you've been 'Rogered' "
Glad they noted the obvious issue with real ads in the middle of satirical skits for ads.
Honest ads with genuine ads. It's like the matrix itself has become self aware.
I'm from Kenya and can confirm that the artifact Rodger was holding belonged to my great great grandma 😂😂😂
liar
@@delayedsantana it's a joke
@@delayedsantana just joking bro
I hope they serve Hortito's tacos, because MAN, viewing priceless stolen treasures makes me HANGRY.
"Give that back" was delivered so perfectly.
The British museum is the national trophy cabinet.
I work at my local museum and I can say this is very accurate. Thanks Roger Horton, love your honesty!🤫😈😉
I once visited a museum that had a bunch of Asian textiles and cups and stuff on display for their artistry. There was a Chinese tea cup on display where the display next to it talked about the beautiful and detailed lettering of the words on the tea cup that dated back to, like 20 AD or something. Being Taiwanese, I could read the words on it. The lettering they were talking about? It reads "Made in Shanghai"...
That is because, Is someone with a degree in archaeology tell you, They don't hire knowledgeable people to actually running these museums or two work with the artifacts..
I tried to get jobs in museums in new york city and my local museum back where i come from.
How is told dad if I wanted to be considered for position, I had to first serve an internship. Eight hours a day, Forty hours a week. For an entire year. At least. Then they might CONSIDER me for a job there.
That is why all the people in these museums happen to be related to the big names in town. How many someone who already has money and some sort of familial placement can actually give them that much free time.
That's the key part of the scam. All the money flows into the pockets of connected people
That's because Shanghai had once belonged from what unlikely country?
Just like Hong Kong?
Clues, anyone?😅😅
@@rogersheddy6414That, unfortunately,how it works. If they have that kind of money, influence,and prestige,not to mention political power, (like the late Queen Elizabeth from the United Kingdom...heard she had historically stolen artifacts from former British colonial African nations),then they can do just about ANYTHING.
@@Randytherumbler *whoosh*
I just want to say thanks for warning about the ad. It really shows how much you guys care about feedback.
And also the fact that none of us want your free meals taken.
I also like the seagull jump scare
If you get the Sponsorblock browser extension, it will skip over that add automatically.
The ReVanced app on android does that too
Why aren't the Great Pyramids in London?
Because they were too big to move.
In fairness, they returned the mummy of a Pharoah. Was met in egypt as the remain of a ruler should be.
None of the artifacts would've been discovered if it wasn't for the British, either. Archaeology isn't free.
@@mikitz LOL I didn't steal your land, I 'discovered' it.
Wonder if I could get away with that.
"No, your honor, I didn't steal that television; I found it in the electronics section."
The Afghan Buddhas - not stolen by the BM. Palmyra, not stolen by the BM. Baghdad Museum, not stolen by the BM.
funny, but the Egyptians and Arabs already took half of them already for building villages and when they were looting (way before the Europeans), so it is not just an old joke, but false, too...
Factor must have an epic marketing team. We need to jam an ad into the middle of a skit that's popular for only going poopoo on ads... legendary target marketing 🙌
5:53 watching this part as a Kenyan makes me crack up😂😂. I've been to a British museum that keeps stuffed lions from all the game hunting they did in the 30s and 40s. We now have less than half number of lions that we had in 1890
How many are Kenyan herders killing these days?
@ben7932 nowadays they don't actively go looking for lions to kills. Unless a lion invades their settlement
Besides, how many lions can you kill with a machete vs with guns and aerial support?
@@BritBoundDiaries just want to say you gave a wonderful rebuttals to that silly strawman fallacy attempt-- I really hope the lion population bounces back some day. Thanks for sharing your perspective
I did a quick Google search to determine the status of lions in Kenya. This is what I’ve found: “Here in Kenya, the king of the jungle, the lion, is not just holding on; it's roaring back to life. According to the Kenya Wildlife Service, the lion population in Kenya has increased by 25% in the past decade, from 2,000 in 2010 to 2,589 in 2021 and even greater numbers in 2023.” So conservation efforts have been successful.
Yes. The rich westerners posing with God's beautiful animals in Africa have their time coming. I pray they see the error in their ways before it's too late. 🙏
Oh to be the first viewer to be allowed entry to the *HORTON Museum of Modern Marvel.* Such masterpiece, what an honor!
The shrunken sweater over gigantic button down is spot on wardrobing for the woman cast as the art museum goer.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
You should do a Boeing ad.
To quote Egon Spengler 'I think that might be extraordinarily dangerous"
They sorta did: th-cam.com/video/YRxzXPkbpnc/w-d-xo.htmlfeature=shared
I don't want Roger to kill himself via 12 gauge to the back of the head.
Roger out here revealing the inherent dishonesty of existence 😅
Yep, everything has a terrible backstory when you look into it. This channel will never run out of ideas.
I just thought all paintings bought and sold in the last hundred years was to launder money.
if reality shows were honest
If the war on drugs was honest.
Or on terror.
Thank you for the ad warning. Like seriously. No sarcasm. I know your sponsors want us to see what you’re promoting, but I really felt cheated previously for being lead onto believing this was part of the skit.
When are you guys going to do "If Mail-Delivered Food Services Were Honest"?
As a single guy who can't cook, I can't say I'm not tempted, but damn all the plastic trash and boxes not to mention the cost just to get a microwave meal shipped to you. Time to step up my cooking game and stop being lazy.
@@walking_introvert single guy here, too. That's what they count on. Us single folks don't have time to cook delicious meals, so we pay them a premium to ship them to us. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy
Edit: I just noticed your username. You are my spirit animal. Lol
@@HCarrStalnaker Yeah, I got that you were poking fun at them. I have premium so they probably not making money from me from ads so this is how they reach everyone. lol. Capitalism always wins in the end
@@walking_introvert How is anyone tempted? Just buy Hungry Man meals or any other TV dinner. Cheaper, and about as healthy
Don't forget the #1 reason for an art gallery (their auctions, specifically): Money Laundering
I've always pondered how wandering around and looking at statues and paintings are supposed to broaden someone's world view.
Because you are supposed to think about them and learn about what they are, how they were made, and what they mean. Most people probably don't do that, though.
@@MatthewTheWanderer most museums don’t tell that information anyway lol
@@MatecaCorp All of the good ones worth visiting do. But, there are a lot of small, cheap museums.
@@MatecaCorp Only because there are a lot of small museums. All of the good ones worth visiting do.
Aquariums! Do aquariums next!
I assume you're referring to [the ones in] ocean theme parks as a whole (and not just the water tanks themselves), and not the ones people have in the homes with the gold fish and whatnot. 😅
@@k31than Ocean theme parks, like Sea World, are only a small fraction of aquariums. Most aquariums are like zoos for aquatic animals. But, yeah, that would make more sense for an episode than home aquariums. For that, they could do "What if pet stores were honest?"
@@k31than imagine making an episode about people keeping fish captive in their homes, inside tanks smaller than the world's smallest violin playing in the background.
@@VideoGameStarChannelSupremeIsn’t that just Finding Nemo?
When you realize that Horton is so much of a sellout when he tells the truth about an ad but then lies about an ad. He advertises when he’s advertising. Genius.
😂 they need to make money somehow, ads aren’t inherently bad.❤
@@essies4294you say that now, but then the ads become out of control to the point that half the video time is going to be advertisements alone
'Roger' get crowned 'genius of TH-cam' with that awesomely placed mention of Manifest Destiny. Bravo, sir!
Like an addict chasing that first rush, really we all just want to be like those people long ago who saw the pictures on the cave wall for the first time.
Maybe in america, there are awesome museums arround the globe. Like the blue house museum in barcelona, 3.50 for a ticket and you could spend a whole day in it.
Most museums in America are pretty small, local affairs, based on local history and art. This is a simplification based, I'd guess, on the largest museums.
What's a little money laundering between friends? 🤑
It's normal!
Thanks for clearly labelling your ad, really appreciate you listening to feedback like this; it’s the perfect balance of you making money from sponsorship and your viewers knowing how much of the video is real video.
Well done. I'm glad that more comedy YTers are creating their own adverts. I always watch those. I may not need that product, but the adverts are fun.
sidebar: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?...because the British Museum couldn't steal it.
We tried….couldn’t lift it 😂😂😂😂
"It's not stealing artifacts when WE do it."
My favorite part of museums is when you see a pile of trash that's "modern art".
This man is a legend and his videos are some of the best on the Internet ❤
my sides hurt so bad,I never laughed so hard lol lol lmao
All that's left now is for Roger to get the "Darth" title. 😂
Can this be pinned somehow 😂 this needs to happen!!!
@@hopskip1746 😂😂😂
That'd be a step down from emperor
@@Raz3-x9c I believe Darth means dark lord. And Roger is as dark as they come. 😂
@thedigitalbash1506 😂 they already did If Disney were honest, I think he proved himself at the very least a grand moff
Also how they often pass replicas as the real thing, like the Mona Lisa, or dinosaur bones, or how they used to boil the heads of Australian aborigines and sell them to museums and pass them as neanderthal skulls.
The dinosaurs replica bones ca be excused, since you'd have to drill holes into the priceless pieces to mount them into those cool standing positions.
But please tell me more about the fake neanderthal skulls, I haven't heard that one before
I love me an evolution denier. How’s your 4000 year old earth doing
Lol@@learntooilpaint
@@learntooilpaint It has nothing to do with evolution. The originals are kept in vaults. I love me a fact denier.
@learntooilpaint There is zero proof of any species "evolving" into a completely different species. Hence the name evolution theory. See theory means it hasn't been proven. But there is most definitely proof of adaptation.
Hey, I didn't get a Degree in Art for nothing, lol.
"This is a real ad and not part of the show" Normally I don't laugh during these, ya got me good.
Seagull: "!!!!!!!AUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Here in the UK we have two "arts" competitions called Landscape Artist of the Year and Portrait Artist of the Year. A mix of professional and amateur artist take part. It's unmissable viewing for us because we enjoy taking guesses that the very worst canvas will win. Around eight times out of ten, we are right. The downside is seeing some beautiful paintings eliminated in favour of rubbish.
Thank you for giving me another reason to stay home.
Art is really a form of Communication. Anything can be Art. Art Museums are notorious for these kinds of Tax Write-Offs. Very funny.
i love that during the ad you can see that they have prints of Picardplam and Rick Astley on the wall now that is impactful art.
IF TH-cam PREMIUM WERE HONEST (and why Roger forces premium paying members to watch his ads mid-video).
That's because TH-cam is taking most of that premium money and fattening up their shareholders, not giving it to creators. On a side note, if you watch TH-cam on your Android TV, you can use SmartTube, which automatically detects sponsors and skips them.
Ahahaha yet another awesome, true, and hilarious Honest Ads! :D
On another note, I HATE seagulls, but I have a heart and will share my FACTOR Meal with them, specifically the rice portion. 😊
i've always had great times in historical museums... I think this is more of an art business
But, but I thought "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"
I wonder if Indy could get away with saying that line today. I also wonder if someone will demand that line be censored out of his movies.
This is a great one. Excellent work.
Just one word out of Rogers mouse makes me crack up🤷🏼♂️🎉😂😂😂😂💯📜👈🏼😺🤠
If sponsored ads were honest
So when do we get 'If Honest Ads Were Honest'?
they r
@@ilovepdub Use your words. I know it can be hard, but you need to try.
They have fulfilled your wish...
@@lopezcarmencecilia Yeah, I saw that. I was pleasantly surprised.
This man is exposing the entire freaking world! One day there will be an episode about honesty being honest XD
4:30 Hobby Lobby, is that you?
Tell it like it is Rog! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The God of Capitalism strikes again.
On the one hand they were stolen, on the other hand there are a lot of artifacts that got destroyed in wars that would have been super cool if they had been protected
Not a reason to be stolen. Let them be.
And if they end destroyed…well, if a culture destroying its own stuff really deserves to be studied?
@@azers8298 What about Al-Aziz Uthman?
He became the Sultan of Egypt after Saladin died, and tried to destroy the pyramids. He was only unable to due to the sheer immensity of a task it was.
If he had succeeded, would you say the pyramids don't deserve to be studied?
@@happydemon3038 Sure it would be sad to lose a treasure of ancient Egyptian
But if egyptian allow themselves to be ruled by people wanting to destroy their history, i won’t fight them.
@@azers8298 Quisling.
“On one hand it was stolen”
That’s it that’s all stop trying to cope with your inhumanity
-You mean stolen?
-Yes, that's the word!
'Roger' is great. I surmise 'Roger Horton' is a screenname, is why I use the quotes.
I think his actual name is Jack.
@@iboofer word
the most savage form of roger and customers yet - he admits to doing wrong and no one does anything about it, and he doesn't even change - just erased entire civilizations for cheap items that aren't taken seriously, neither is anyone else - for cheap tickets. Ok the most savage episode yet!
Nowadays if you want a good art Instagram photo, you just get good pictures of yourself posing by blank walls and then digitally add the art and a frame in the background as if it were hanging on a wall. Boom, got your art photo. Just remember, nobody really cares.
If Customer Service was honest
Art Auction where honest would be like "legal money laundry for art". Taxs: sure.
I like how you used a name of a good artist for that painting, so we can Google it and actually see some great art.
"we tried to steal Jesus statue, but we couldn't" - ahahaha the best part
😂As a dedicated Kenyan viewer, that's Roger
Once, i went to the sponge museum in Florida.
I was blocked 🚫 on IG by the Menello Museum in Winter Park FL 🖼 ....
You must’ve been in Tarpon Springs. I’ve not been to the museum but the city is very cool.
Was it run by a big dude with a unibrow?
The world's most prestigious art galleries have turned out to be cover-ups for tax write-offs, with prices rigged to suit pre-approved collectors, and with auctions rigged for chandelier bidding. Harry Potter himself grew suspicious when he offered full price for one picture that didn't talk, and he got turned down because he wasn't an established collector.
Honestly, a life-sized, hyper-realistic statue of Roger would be great
Even museums are not safe from Roger's honest ads.
if met "gala" was honest
I was LITERALLY going to post that. What's her name showed up in a wet T-shirt and acted like there was some deep, hidden meaning that everyone else was too stupid to understand, you know because art is "subjective"
They forgot to mention how museums are at their busiest in the late morning/early afternoon, so that by the time you finish, that overpriced snack bar with a laughably small selection actually looks tempting.
👍🏽🤣🎯 Honest Ads! Here’s one: STEVEN WRIGHT: Cynical/ Surreal/ GARY LAWSON Style Conedy 1-Liner “… I went on Vacation this Summer. .. I Toured through all the Museums that had All the Body Arms & Legs Broken Off from those Other Marble Statues…🥁! “ 😂!
When I hear “I could do that at home” all I can say is “then go do it and let me know how that goes.”
Tbf, some of the works are probably safer especially given how many relics and sites Isis destroyed. While we could probably return everything to a nation like India without issue, I'm skeptical when it comes to nations, like Syria and Egypt.
During the Egyptian revolution, there was a crowd ready to storm the museum that housed the Ancient Egyptian artefacts.
Egypt is doing great with their artifacts
6:12 dont do that to me Britt
Man I love this stuff.
Fantastic work with the ad, big improvement.
Roger has his name on literally everything
Why do people always go nuts about the ads... just skip them it's easy. You know how to use the video scroller right
That food sucks, doesn't it. Honesty should be universal. Lol. I can see pain behind that "mhmm! Mmmm, ih guhd fuohd!" Expression.
Great work. This had me dying.
Glad they listen to us about the ads...
Finally we have Factor back
Finally, my life dream of her saying this was a disappointment, has been fulfilled! Ack. I'm dead. *Splat.
Like the disclaimer for real ad. The first couple took me a while to realise they weren't part of the skit.
I remember when someone duct-taped a banana to a section of sheet rock, and sold it for $125,000. I'm in the wrong business!
Masterpiece, this should be mandatory for politicians to watch.
If Zoos were honest next, please?
Like how you put ads in a series called if ads were honest
Love the ad warning.