Tiktok's ONLY BOYS Will Understand
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At first I thought Kris wasn't wearing a shirt and I was scared 😅
Same-
same
Fr fr ong my guy
me to
Same :0
Pretty sure for the first video with the earbud he literally did random stuff that nobody of any gender would understand. Technically, he succeeded in confusing the girls, confusing the boys was the collateral damage
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🤣🔥 bomb move tho
Some idiots are PHONY! Old useless earbuds laying around & the fact EARPODS LOOK THE SAME JUST NO WIRE woops left caps. The spray is just these are old and may have a smell just a guess. (love your videos tried to message on tiktok but you don't follow me and I got no content.
"confusing the boys was just collateral damage" threw me overboard 😂😂😂
I mean I got it, he was just refering how your phone, and only your phone, goes in the right pocket, and literally everything else goes in the left
The "I'll buy the door" is a Call of Duty Zombies remark showing the highest honor of male respect
First thing that came to mind ain’t gonna lie bruv
Glad this old man knows what "I'll buy the door." means. It's because of my son. Thanks, dude.
The “door” video was a reference to Call of Duty Zombies game modes. To open more space in a zombie map, you gotta buy doors after getting a number of points.
I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT! But I wasn't sure if I was right or not it's been so long since I played. Only og zombies.
Everyone always wanted to hoard points for the mystery box 😂
What’s that one about guys smiling and laughing at girls or whatever the first one 😀
That is not a boys thing, but rather a gamer thing...
but that s not even boy exclusive though I was hella confused
the "eating a banana with the boys" one reminded me of an awkward eye contact moment I had while waiting at the station for a bus. A woman sitting across from me happened to be taking a bite of a banana at the same time I was absent mindedly licking the chocolate and foam from the underside of the lid from my cup of coffee... We both had that split second moment of eye contact, awkwardness, and a quickly diverted gaze.
lol the sparks are flying between the two of you xD
Damn... It was meant to be, son
This made my day lol 👍
Lmao
and thts how it started
5:09 that fawking Dora impression is incredible. Thank you, Kris, for making me laugh until my face hurts.
I just respect kris so much because she understands everyone and is hilarious and that’s what makes her so fun to watch and just over all a great person 😊🤣
I think it’s great Kris includes/mentions her editor Jay in, pretty much every if not all, her videos. A lot of creators like to take all the glory, even if the editor doesn’t want to appear they should at least get a fraction of the love and recognition that Kris gives to Jay
Yes totally agreed I love when he pops up and she always includes him it’s so funny I love them both
Honestly I’d love to see him in a video with her. He’s funny! ❤😂
@@aardvarks17 oh yea! if they did a little video together in person, that would indeed be hilarious 🤣 we totally need a meet Jay video , they could do some 5 minute crafts together 😂
Every and all are synonyms, I don’t mean to be rude or a grammar police but maybe you should say most, if not all instead of every, if not all. sorry.
I also like lixian and markipliers relationship
Absolutely love it when her ADHD just shows up. All the sudden "I am so pale." Love you Kris!!
I know, someone finally understands my ADD/ADHD 😂😂
ADHD doesn't just "show up". Every single person ever that just is like "omg ADHD moment haha I'm so weird I just can't focus sometimes and randomly get distracted!" Is not ADHD. That's literally everyone. ADHD is a miserable thing to have and the distraction thing is actually only the tiniest part of what ADHD actually affects.
She has ADHD?
@@TheAcaciaStrain1exactly at least someone understands its not an easy thing to live with your whole life
@@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 it absolutely isn't an easy thing to deal with. ADHD has some of the largest amount of misinformation out there about what it feels like to deal with it and what it affects in our daily life. It doesn't help that everyone is over diagnosed with it, and people like the original commenter think it's something cute or quirky to have, like it's a fucking personality trait
1:40 Jake's response was so heartfelt 😂
A fresh cut does feel nice. Every 6 months I wonder at how much time it saves in the shower, lol.
9:35 that's just me. When I sit still for extended periods I regularly stretch, just an urge that comes on. Especially the back rotation thing xD
I feel amazing after my daily fresh cut - shave my head bald and omg it's the best feeling! Confidence definitely goes up. Dudes out there, I'm telling you, bald is where sexy is at!
I love it when she suddenly switches to her British accent. :-)
Sounds nice.
I’ve been a guy for nearly 46 years and the vast amount of these went straight over my head.
tbf most tiktok videos are aimed for teenagers, after all teenagers are so worldly and streetwise.
That's the problem, you've been playing too long
Yeah, ... same here for me too
Im confused over a couple of these, like i swear they just did some random shit and said lets confuse the girls, shut up your confusing everybody.
The towel one i have no idea though
I'm 28 and same for me
The bloke wiggling his leg was trying to unstick his balls without making it obvious 💀
Nah bro was rubbing it off
Stop blowing our cover dude
Lol I do it to
My innocence is gone now-😭
I thought he was trying to un-hard his boner.
Although I live in a cold country so I never had the ball sticking issue.
Big ups to you Jay. You make one of my fave content creators much more brilliant.
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to being the first person to breach a room is the likeliest to get killed. Paying the price of being first = "Buying the door"
Kris' shoulders and arms are looking cut! Must be all the spirits she's lifting with her compliments and wonderful content! 💙
YEA!!!!!!!!!!
simps
@@fuzzybee3233 just cuz you give someone a compliment does not make them a simp, but awesome content Kris! Keep it up!
@@aadenlloyd8191 u simp too
@@fuzzybee3233 bruh 💀
I'm a guy and I didn't even understand some of those TIkToks. And, every time you put a compliment in your video, it makes me feel very happy about myself. Thank you for doing that.😊
I don’t know you, but you have great style😊
Kris unexpectedly complimenting me every video is something I didn't know I needed.
3:47 LMAO yep crusty sock from a hike mhm
Every time Kris give us a complement, I legit feel a boost of confidence. Thank you for being who you are Kris!
ik and that's why she's my fave yter tbh 😌😌😌
No you dont
compliment*
"Complement" means something different.
Complimenting people, especially guys, is rare and so valuable. I am MFW so I love complimenting women but because I wish women complimented me I do the only thing I can which is to compliment other guys. I love complimenting people. I really do wish more than just my Mom and Dad complimented me (I'm not a young guy). Everyone needs compliments but I sus that a lot of guys go eons without any compliments from women. Actually I used to get a lot of compliments from older women. I bet women want to compliment more but they've learned the wrong lesson that if they compliment a guy it will be misinterpreted - yeah maybe but you can deflect that - give compliments every chance, like 10 compliments in one day isn't too many! Sorry I ranted, I'm rarely concise. Did I make sense? I think there is an epidemic of men not being complimented by women enough. The impact would probably change the world. No doubt us guys need to do a bunch of things for women that we suck at, just sticking to that one specific thing here. Have a good day 💙
@@TheSkystrideryou're a wonderful person. Many times people get confused when I compliment them, like ok dude weird but thanks i guess lol. I live away and see my parents once every 3-4 years and i'm single... Stay strong, you're a king.
*Video starts*
Me: HOLY- Is she-??
Kris: *pops up, showing her top*
Me: Oh, thank goodness. I mean, I didn't think anything wrong.
@@HqPP7DEqTH sUs
@ImAHqPP7boy SUS, VERY SUS DUDE
Abstinent
@ImAHqPP7boy sussy but i understand
Tbf that isn't actually sus at all because he is very clear about what he wanted.
I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty zombies. When you kill zombies they drop money, and that is used to open doors to the next area of the level. If you get more kills with knives or headshots, you will typically have more money, and when needed to get to the next area, you would say, "I'll buy the door."
Those of us guys who go ice swimming, when it's that cold after 5 or 6 minutes inside your balls feels like literal rubber balls with hair, it is such a strange feeling
I know you may find it weird or overwhelming how much this community loves you and appreciates you but you truly deserve it. You mean so much to all of us
@ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 𖠳ᐝ
So its not just me who thinks she's beautiful? (not a simp, im 12) love ya Kris! :D
@@zoggyhuffson9499 same
Jay's responses. Lol. I'm with you bud. I'm a 43 year old man and half that shit I didn't know either. Haha
Kris thank you, that was funny as hell!! Also Kris, have you ever dyed your hair red? Not super dark, but maybe a mix of red, purple with some blond streaks? I personally like the pixie cut, my wife has had one on an off for the last almost 16 years. It fits the frame of her face well and that's one of the many things that attracted me to her!
some of them were definitely jokes, making fun of similar tik toks that talk about things supposedly only girls and women will understand, so there's probably nothing to get about them haha
@@arsena5209 Especially the one with the earbud and "I'll buy the door". The creators wanted to confuse women and they were successful.
SERIOUSLY, guys. Totally with you. I'm 48, and more than half of these, I felt like I was on the wrong side of TikTok! Also, (ADHD moment) I'm intrigued about Jay when he said "when I was on tour". I immediately thought he was a musician, but now I just have a mental list of follow up questions!
Anyways, love Kris' videos and obviously like Jay's edits because he is integral to her successful videos! Peace, peeps!
Have you seen any of her older videos where the tips of her hair is red? Oh man it’s so gorgeous I’d love to see her do that again or go all deep red. I like your ideas a lot!
The “I’ll buy the door” is referencing call of duty zombies and buying the doors to access the next area.
“ is he trying 👋👋👋shift his shit?”🤣🤣🤣🤣im so dead
The buying the door one is probably cod zombies
It's funny how when Kris compliments us I look at myself and I'm usually mid eating something or I haven't showered/ no makeup on but it's still the confidence boost I needed lol. I moved to a new state and her videos are so uplifting since I haven't made many friends, love all your stuff Kris! It always brightens my day!😊😶🌫️🌞❤️
Darling I am sure you look absolutely beautimus without your makeup
a person who doesn't know you at all, making compliments to the entirety of YT, makes you feel better?? Plz tell me how that works to make you feel better?
I'm really trying to understand today's youth
@@greenwave819 it just feels nice kinda like if a stranger compliments your hair or your outfit
Uhu, sitting in my ph, hair messy, haven't showered in days, having a high fever and hardly able to stay awake 😂😂
But Kris likes the way I look lol lol
We can all agree that Kris makes us all feel comfortable and we love it when she gives us those compliments. I know I do ❤
I'm here for the compliments. As a single guy that's all you get for the week.
@@GergelyGyurics a week? That's a generous guess mate
@@Mjenneau well I can rewatch previous vids from Kris, so you could say I have canned compliments on my shelf.
But without Kris? Yeah... A compliment every couple of months? Probably that one time you decide to wear a suit on a formal event.
@@GergelyGyurics you get compliments?
@@inepthornet3671 mostly from Kris.
Kris in the whole video looking like she would be in the just chatting section of twitch
Out of nowhere “I’m so god damn pale” 🤣🤣
her into are getting better day by day ❤
Intro*
Damn bots
This is just a bot spawning machine and also it’s ‘intro’
Help not everyone being bots in the comments 😭
Kris can u believe all them spam replies?!? I swear these these bots are getting more annoying by the day!
First off, I want to thank you for just being you. I recently had covid and your video’s made the days go by easier and faster. They kept me sane 🤣 Also, my 10 year old daughter Lily would love if you said hi her. She’s gotten really good at imitating your character’s voices and accents. She’s been thinking about being Riley for Halloween 👻🎃 Thanks for all that you do to entertain all of us! Much love ❤️
Once she said “first off” I knew it was gonna be one of those comments everyone comments
@Thank me later 🅥 lol
@Thank me later 🅥 FUCK YOU SHE DIDNT
ALL BOTS MUST DIE!🤬
@Thank me later 🅥 shut up bro 😂
"I'll buy the door" is a cod zombies reference, where buying the door unlocks a new area
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty Zombies, where to unlock additional areas of the map you have to pay a fee to open doors 😂
As a single, average looking man in 2022, I do not get complemented very much, and so I look forward to your intro every video. I know the complements are not directed at me specifically, but it truly makes me feel loved. I hope I can find a woman like you someday. Love the videos and never stop being Kris! 🥰
Kris complementing you means you are 1 step away from dating here. Complements are indicators of interest. now you just need to ask her out. go on friend, best luck shooting your shot!
Bruh if a random person on TH-cam talking at anyone who watches makes you feel loved and complimented, never mind the fact she can't even see you, you need some help. Go to a bar and talk to some people... Lay off the internet and go outside. Take a dancing class, or yoga, do something dude.
Ready to be slightly creeped out…I looked you up on Facebook so I can make this sincere…
1. Love your hair. The curls are amazing.
2. Your smile put a smile on my face. The beauty and sincerity of it isn’t common anymore.
3. You have lovely eyes.
4. From the few pictures I saw I would honestly say that if I saw you in a bar I would think “hey he’s pretty cute!”
I swear I’m not some creep, lol. I hate that men don’t get the compliments they deserve unless they’re like Adonis hot. Women deserve more and so do men.
Have a wonderful night and fantastic weekend.
@@idontno0 it's just thanking her😊
@@idontno0 bruh just stop. You need a therapist too
Ok, I totally get the ankle itching thing!
I have leg hair (haven't shaved in years), and wearing a sock over it irritates it. So, it gets itchy and needs a good scratchin. I'm pretty sure that's what the video at 9:02 is trying to say.
Your hair starts to hurt after wearing socks for long time, at least it does for me.
@@fuse98 Yeah, same! I totally get that
3:17 Yes Kris we do shift our shit when it is uncomfortable and in the wrong place
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I got some of not of it, what?" will forever be with me
I'm a guy and didn't understand many of those, so many strange people out there. At home we call it ADEB "Attention Deficit Ewe Bug" because our kids would totally loose focus if they seen a bug. Love your channel and you being honest about life!
I just love how Kris switches accents it's really funny and makes up my day.
"I'll buy the door"
He had to pay for entry.
Buy it a nice meal maybe, too. Lol
The whippy bird had me dead
I thought you meant tacos and I was like "hell yeah, I wouldn't want to miss tacos". With and without innuendo, it is worth paying attention to the phone.
Anyone else scrolling through the comments for the answers?
🥰Love you Kris, thank you for being a content creator, you have a lovely energy, and as you can see from the comments, it helps many of us.
Yes
Um yeah
I'm a dude and I'm looking for answers
Yep
yea...
'Buying the door' is a Call of Duty: Zombies reference. Buying the door is literally spending points to open the door
„I‘ll buy the door“ is a classic 😂
“We don’t judge you for it. It’s fine a little funny but fine” 😂 also love how jay looked like he was ready to give up on life with some of these clips
Can I just say thank you! I’ve been feeling just utterly depressed today and so in my own emotions and your videos NEVER fail to put me in such a better mood.
I love you Kris and everything you do from your TH-cam videos to your tiktoks. Never stop doing what you’re doing and being you ❤
And again, thank you so much ❤
Same here. Kris is my go to for feel better stuff. Which I've needed a lot more these days
Yeah same and the why they don’t need toilet paper I now understand why I would find piss on the floor, wall, seat, etc…. I could go on for longer than I wish
8:31 he was watching cornhub and got an ad for “Jamie, 41, and single, just looking for a f*** buddy” 4.1 miles away
I love how when the "how guys peek" video comes on I chose that moment to crack my back and neck I swear I'm alone in my room lol
feel like crap? "watches kriss' video"
feel good? "watches kriss' video"
am i obsessed with kris? probably.
thanks kris.
She's a solid 7/10. I'd say you'd can land her if ur lucky and work hard to improve ur game
Honestly, I've been bed bound for a couple weeks with a broken leg and have been kinda hating myself. But watching your videos and getting complimented each time you start a video has been amazing, thank you Kris
The bottle one, isn't about aim it's about playing with our squirt gun and blasting the poo monster that's stuck on the toilet bowl..😂
“I'll but the door” is a reference to call it duty black ops zombies mode, where you had to save up money to unlock other areas of the map.
Its so nice to see that Kris actually reads the comments, and appreciates us. We love you, and I wanted to say thank you so much, this channel has become my confidence boosting channel.
@gamezar 💀💀💀
Харе играть , жизнь коротка
@GamezarebetterBroken 3 hearts at top now lol
The only comment she did not heart
Those intros Kris does are keeping me sane. The depression is so bad right now. And I understood almost none of these lol 😂
I've also had depression and I found a way out. Hope you do to ❤
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@@kallmekris ❤❤❤❤
I did one more so I think I won
Right there with you, and as a guy.... yeah all the ones Kris didn't get... I didn't get either... >.>
"i'll buy the door" is a reference to COD zombies, you have to pay to unlock the door to the next area
Oh wait do they just whip their sh!t got me dying 😂
I love how Kris embraces her adhd moments bc I just try and hide mine. Kris if u see this thank you ever since I started watching ur videos and seen how open u r about ur mental health and journey to embrace it I have been more confident about having adhd and not being ashamed of it. Thanks! And I mean it!
she has ADHD?
@@vontrude3310 yeah she says it in like every video but I guess if you don't really know what it is it's hard to tell.
*NEVER* be ashamed of having ADHD!
@@mystic_tacosI won't
You've got me in stitches everytime Kriss, almost literally this time too, laughing too hard I fell over and caught my arm on the corner of the bench and cut it open 👍 job well done.
The bit where you asked if we just whip it to dry it, I just thought about that "Whip my hair back forth" song, acted it out with my you know what while thinking about it and lost my balance. 🤣😂🤣😅
Ps; Looking good hun, 🙃
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m supposed to be asleep and I started laughing but I like squealed THANK THE HEAVENS I HAVE A COLD SO I ACTED LIKE IT WAS NORMAL
One time my 19 year old brother said "I'm going pee" and my dad said "just remember if you shake it more then twice you're playing with yourself"
That was the weirdest thing I ever heard my dad say 🤦🏼♀️🤭
I didn't get all of them but boy, do I love the interpretations Kris is trying to explain to us the rest without having the video flagged is a hoot. Thanks for the deep, deep belly laughs. Jay, Thanks for helping our girl out. Love the tag team between you two. To everyone else, "Subscribe". 😂😂😂😂
Your accents are always on point👌
Ikr
I feel like the only human here
There just not tho
They’re
You're groovy, Kris! Glad I watch your videos on both mom's phone, and mine... You're so fun!
“Today I’m showing you my ti-KTOKS” was so smooth oh my god I actually looked away
7:00 is that we boys always try to wash away poop stuck on the side of the toilet by aimimg at it. Only rareky works.
4:26 is a reference to COD Zombies where you have to buy the doors to be able to go through them and progress.
That burrp. I mean the funniest opening ever😂
the "ill buy the door" scene is an ode to any call of duty zombies game. :)
5:04 R.I.P Kris’s neck 🥺 it will always be in our hearts ❤️ we will miss you 😭
scam😭💀
The ankle scratching is because the leg hairs get pinched, pulled, twisted, and bunched up by the sock. Which makes the area tender and itchy after a long day. Technically it's something both guys and girls can experience depending on the amount of body hair they have.
And it's not limited to one area of the body, almost everywhere that I have hair underneath my clothes can have this issue, socks are just where it's most common and most annoying.
It's like toque hair, but on your legs. IY🇨🇦YK.
OMG WHEN I FIRST SAW KRIS I THOUGHT SHE WASNT WEARING ANYTHING!!!!! I WAS LIKE “KRIS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!” 😂😅
0:12 I actually panicked cos my mom was just behind me 😅
My mom nearly woke up and WOOPED ME for laughing too hard at 3am lol
I love the fact that kris's ADHD mind just pops in like "wait. What. Ok. Let's do this. " I feel that on a spiritual level. Mainly because I know the struggle of ADHD sometimes
I'm pretty sure the video with the bird was what they do with their no-no square haha 😂 love your videos Kris!!! ❤️🫶
Hahaha I was compromised as soon as you flexed and he added the fart sound hahaha 🤣 classic comedy
Girl, your hair looking straight fire. Also, hilarious video and accents. Nicely done, my fellow Kris..
"I'll buy the door" COD Zombie reference
When I got that refrence, that made my day
Ong that shit made me smile so much
"Do you see the grim reaper?"
Can you smell burnt toast?
“I know that from Seinfeld!”
Honestly I learned a lot from that show 😂
I adore the blonde! I loved seeing you in extensions for that Rapunzel shoot.
Regardless, I am sure whatever you decide to do with your hair will look bangin
I scrolled and scrolled and no one had an answer for some of those confusing videos so anyone who does understand please enlighten us lol I need answers. P.S Kris you are beautiful and engaging as ever and thank you for what you do.
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To which ones cause as a dude being real some of these were beyond me to lol
Pretty sure the "I'll by the door" one is referring to COD zombies because in order to progress you have to use the in-game money to open doors to different areas and they're expensive so someone has to use a ton of their money which can also be used for guns and ammo and such so they're sacrificing to get the door open
@@mckenziecastaneda5450 Thanks!
1:48 ah yes, when your best friend has woken up before you.
kris complimenting my face while im dying in bed with covid
kris needs an award for being one of the only people that make me smile. Kris if your see this keep on doing what you do because your amazing𓆩☺𓆪 ᕦ😃ᕤ
1:35 The joke worked exactly as intended XD
The joke is they’re doing a bunch of absolute nonsense, but pretending it’s just “a guy thing” when it’s not an anybody thing, to confuse people.
4:44 if I hadn't been playing COD Zombies recently I never would've got it.
my brother squats while pissing, he'll put his feet up on the toilet 💀💀
2:05 he didn't even show up 💀
So the “buying the door” one is a reference to Call of Duty’s Zombies mode. In it, you start out in a room with a bunch of windows and locked doors. Each player gets points for damaging/killing zombies, and those points can be exchanged to open doors and enable the team to move throughout the map.
Fuck I miss Kino and Ascension.
One of my best friends breaks a banana in half and eats it with a spoon
It’s when your family jewels get stuck to your leg
0:43 KallMeHulk 😱
I know you probably won't see this but thank you Kris for everything you do for us, you light up everyone's day giving those compliments.
You did not 😂
But I agree- the rest are just truly known by seein her charisma & energy. Introvs would have her as a peak rolemodel to hype on ✨
“I’ll buy the door” is a reference to Black ops Zombies I’m pretty sure. Opening d’ores costs points you earn
06:55 pissing to get the poop of the toilet bowl.