I only ordered one a couple of days ago. It should arrive early next week. Very happy to see that this small light knife can withstand such abuses, which, by the way, I will never subject it. Thank you for the helpful video.
Thanks Alchemy! I wanted to show this knife will take a lot and just because the handles flex, it won’t let you down! Appreciate your feedback and support!
No. It's not rugged enough for that price. The light weight is great, but I'd prefer to have a heavier knife that I trusted more. I'm sure the blade is very good steel. The action appears fine. I can get a cheap knife that will do light weight jobs just as well as this Bugout, and apply the savings toward another tool. That plastic handle with no metal liner or metal frame relegates it to tasks that are less demanding. That's too much money for that level of usefulness.
Just received a Bugout for my birthday as was a little worried after reading reviews in which people made the knife sound weak. After getting the knife in hand let me tell you any worry I had has been put to rest. The knife is solid as can be and your video further proves this point. If you are on the fence about this knife trust me it’s well worth it.
Let's drive this Honda Civic over this pile of cinderblocks and see if it breaks... What you SHOULD expect from the 535 Bugout: a super lightweight tool that cuts efficiently, doesn't rust easily, and stays sharp a long time. What you SHOULD expect if you pry with a thin stainless steel knife blade: it will break. What you SHOULD expect if you beat a Bugout with a hammer: the edge will chip, and the liners will bend.
Fr…People act like knife should be the only tool for everything. For an “EDC”, it has more durability than we would ever need. Everytime someone says that “a cheaper knife is a lot tougher than bugout,” I just tell them that an axe is even stronger than any knife, what’s their point?
Best test on the internet of the bugout! I want sure about it before... was looking for something to replace my manix 2. Your video convinced me, the bugout is the way to go!
Never seen someone struggle to open a bottle with any tool before lol. On the other hand the Bugout just impressed me, would never had put that much faith in it if i hadnt seen this.
Just because it's so light that there's almost no impact and the plastic is so flexible that it'll act as a dampener😝 Not kidding, it's a great knife.👊
Zack I have always felt that the bugout was a flimsy knife but your test has changed my mind think I will be picking one up thanks for opening my eyes 🙏🙏🙏
After only a few days of pocket carry and normal use I badly chipped my Bugout’s blade. I returned it to Benchmade for repairs. About 5 weeks later it was returned back in mint condition(at no cost to me). I’ve been hesitant to carry ever since it’s return. Thanks to your video I’ll try giving it some pocket time again.
@@skinnymalone9478 yes, it was a factory edge. Usually when I get a new knife I will strop it prior to carrying. I believe that was the case with this one as well.
I wanted to thumbs down this as these are examples of everything you do not want to do with your knife. It's painful to watch, but I'm impressed with how this knife held up. Should be fine for my day to day tasks of opening packaging and slicing apples.
Yeah the lock bar on those axis locks are stout for sure but I’ve had omega springs break in both my mini grip and 940, and I certainly never beat it with a hammer lol. Benchmades would be worth it to me if the omega springs weren’t such an inherent design flaw in the long term. And if you plan on using a benchmade for fishing, you better keep those springs oiled on a regular basis! It sucks because the blades are great…
I think that when people said stand on it, they meant open it. Put it on blocks with enough space for your foot to fall into, and then stand on the knife over the gap.
damn, that's some testing, subscribed. i ordered this knife before i saw your video and now that i have seen the video, i'm stoked. this should put to bed a lot of crap i ignored earlier. i wouldn't put any of my extremely hard use carpentry tools thru this on purpose, although i never carried a pocket knife in my tool bag--only razor knives with disposable blades....
Oh man. I'm thinking about getting this knife, but I didn't know if it is reliable enough. If I consider that I would probably use this mostly for cutting threads on clothes and opening paper boxes, I think I'll get it.
Im the owner of probably worlds heavily used Benchmade Bugout. And i agree that this knife is very tough. Only issues i have is with tumb stubs- they just aluminum an they just wipe off, and axis bar is from titanium- its just not good material of that kind of task, TI is very vurnable to attrition. I must change it becouse its just end, blade was closing on filars. I got photo on insta if u whant to look.
Awesome knife review and knife testing. This is how a knife review should be. Testing all aspects of the knife in different situations. I like the bonus of a flesh wound.. Every knife owner knows what I mean because we've all been there. Great job.👍
Damn I'm surprised that paint can gave such a fight. (I didn't realize it was THAT old) Usually I use as much of the tip I can. And with the knife hand, I'll put my thumb on the side of the blade right up against the ridge of the can for control, and work around. It usually opens in a half/ 1 pass. Granted they are new/fairly new paint cans. I'm glad to see it stood up to all these tests.
Thanks Spencer! Yeah I should have picked a new paint can! Oh well better for the testing I guess. Hind sight move my hand back...!!! Appreciate you watching and supporting!
This is why i love benchmade, yeah not the sharpest knife ever produced but it can actually be used outside of an office & doesn't need to be treated like pocket jewelry & it can take a beating and keep on ticking. I had one spyderco para 3 with the s110v and not even a week I tried to use it to lightly pry on a vinyl fence cap and the tip snapped off a good heavy quarter of an inch, which shouldnt be all that abusive given how flexible vinyl is & the thickness of the vinyl which was maybe 1/8th inch
@@grafjait more comes down to heat treating and geometry.... s110v isn't far off from s30v and s30v isn't that tough of a steel but most benchmades have very durable tips.... the para 3 has an anorexia tip, it's pathetic for a blade that has the name para military. I'l take my benchmade any day of the week with an actual warranty then the trash spyderco is peddling.
Groovy! I utilized this method on this video. Recipe in the video description: Scale dye project - Benchmade Griptilian 551 th-cam.com/video/kY7CjCR1HWI/w-d-xo.html
Dang. I guess there's no point in complaining about the scales flexing. I'm about to buy my first Bugout, I'm glad it passed all of your (brutal) tests. Thanks for sharing and I look forward to watching more of your videos.
The best part is any of those even minor damages, send it to warranty and Benchmade will send you a practically new knife, professionally sharpened and dialed in
Man that is one beasty blade, I’m starting to really like that knife even though I don’t have one😂 Looks amazing and you can’t go wrong with a Benchmade!
I also watched Wranglerstar and other that made response videos to him but paid no mind to it. Now your video just showed us exactly what the Bugout can do. Of course you can break it, but to what extent are you willing to do to it. Thanks Zack and take care 👊👊👊
As soon as I saw you opening the paint can with the blade outwards (not that the blade inwards is correct or anything lmfao) I knew that was were the wound came from haha
I’m impressed! Lots of complaints about the bugout scales being too flexible. I’m very happy with mine. Will never put it through what you did to yours! It’s a great knife. Really dig the red scale version. What flavor rit dye did you use and how long did they soak? Thanks for the video!
Thanks for watching Scott! For the red I used Rit dye and the color is synthetic racing red. Once I had the water almost boiling I added half a bottle of color and it only took a minute to minute and a half to get this red color. I have a video on how I did the dye process!
Zach’s Stuff Thank you for the reply Zach. I did watch your video and it was very informative. I really want to do this but am hesitant about it because Benchmade will void my warranty if I disassemble the knife.
Watching someone baton through a 2×4 with a bugout is something i didnt think id ever see lol. Props for torturing your knife for us to and to shut up some of the haters 😂😂
I made a video using the tan scales Bugout. Used dye and some hot water. Just be careful taking it apart and know it will technically void the lifetime warranty.......but it’s fun!
Yikes that was tuff.. Especially the Bottle cap.... You're supposed to use the spine of the blade, get it under the brim of the cap and pop it off first try. Iv got a Kershaw Kuro (the orginal one) and itll take bottle caps off in seconds
Officially you have to call your knife a "beater"... SOME people will find something WRONG with EVERYTHING. Thanks for the vid.... This knife would outlast most people....
It looks like the glock of the knife world. I would use an Ontario knives RAT for those jobs as it is a little more chunky and about 3 times the weight. It did way better than I expected.
Yes it is pretty awesome! I have it on my Instagram and in a couple videos. Good design and makes the handles much more stable. Thanks for the feedback and support!
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That was pretty hard to watch, but you have instilled more confidence I now have for my Bugout.
That was horrible to watch but now I know it can handle the kind of work I need it to do lol.
I was thinking of buying a bug out and wanted to How durable it was and now I’m definitely going to buy one
cringeeee lol nice video 👍
Finally some real testing. Well done, man!
Thank you! Appreciate you checking out this fun video!
I only ordered one a couple of days ago. It should arrive early next week. Very happy to see that this small light knife can withstand such abuses, which, by the way, I will never subject it. Thank you for the helpful video.
Cool vid. Should finally shut up every person that claims the knife self-destructs when you look at it because of the “flex” and “cheap” scales. 👍👍
Thanks Alchemy! I wanted to show this knife will take a lot and just because the handles flex, it won’t let you down! Appreciate your feedback and support!
*cough* Wranglerstar
OspreyBravo18 you should watch my previous Bugout videos which came before what Wrangler posted. Thanks for watching!
No. It's not rugged enough for that price. The light weight is great, but I'd prefer to have a heavier knife that I trusted more. I'm sure the blade is very good steel. The action appears fine. I can get a cheap knife that will do light weight jobs just as well as this Bugout, and apply the savings toward another tool. That plastic handle with no metal liner or metal frame relegates it to tasks that are less demanding. That's too much money for that level of usefulness.
Wranglerstar was right.
Just received a Bugout for my birthday as was a little worried after reading reviews in which people made the knife sound weak. After getting the knife in hand let me tell you any worry I had has been put to rest. The knife is solid as can be and your video further proves this point. If you are on the fence about this knife trust me it’s well worth it.
That’s one hell of a knife, excellent post. This is the way a knife should be tested.
Makes me feel good about the knives I’ve just bought.
I appreciate that you did these tests so much!! Thank you for helping calm my silly fears about fragility in my bugout. Thanks again!
Just got mine and saw this video very impressive thank you for a fantastic review…
Glad you liked it!
We appreciate your sacrifices
The Bugout was like “quit using me for shit I shouldn’t be used for *bites hand*”
No doubt!! Thanks Casey!
Nice to see YOU do that to your knife and not me to mine. Nice to see it could take that abuse. Thanks for the video. I'm getting one next week
That was very impressive. I bought a benchmade 940 about 6-weeks ago. Might have to get a bugout after seeing this too.
Let's drive this Honda Civic over this pile of cinderblocks and see if it breaks... What you SHOULD expect from the 535 Bugout: a super lightweight tool that cuts efficiently, doesn't rust easily, and stays sharp a long time. What you SHOULD expect if you pry with a thin stainless steel knife blade: it will break. What you SHOULD expect if you beat a Bugout with a hammer: the edge will chip, and the liners will bend.
Fr…People act like knife should be the only tool for everything. For an “EDC”, it has more durability than we would ever need. Everytime someone says that “a cheaper knife is a lot tougher than bugout,” I just tell them that an axe is even stronger than any knife, what’s their point?
Wow! My Bugout is my first Benchmade I put red Flytanium scales on it and it looks sick and the action got better!
Best test on the internet of the bugout! I want sure about it before... was looking for something to replace my manix 2. Your video convinced me, the bugout is the way to go!
Never seen someone struggle to open a bottle with any tool before lol. On the other hand the Bugout just impressed me, would never had put that much faith in it if i hadnt seen this.
I was on the fence about these but now I’m definitely picking one up!
Very nice MK! They are fantastic!
I’ve been loving it! The delica 4 kicked it out of the pocket for a little while. But the bugout is really hard to beat for the perfect edc
Dropped mine while open 40 feet down into a submarine hit everything it could and took me 30 minutes to find . no marks or blade play
Just because it's so light that there's almost no impact and the plastic is so flexible that it'll act as a dampener😝
Not kidding, it's a great knife.👊
dude I did the exact same thing with my mini freek and leatherman OHT and both were fine lol
Zack I have always felt that the bugout was a flimsy knife but your test has changed my mind think I will be picking one up thanks for opening my eyes 🙏🙏🙏
Great video! Only validates my love for this little knife. Thanks for making the test vid!
Painful to watch but someone had to do it. Impatiently waiting
for my back ordered ranger green model to arrive. Thanks for
the video.
Ooh going to watch some vintage Zach's Stuff tonight.😊
Very Groovy! Thank you!
That's was the most disturbing, but enlightening video I've ever seen.
Good job.
Glad you enjoyed it!
I was wrong. This thing surprised the hell out of me. I'm buying one!
Well I wasn't sure if I was going to get one, but I'm sold now. Thanks for the video Zach!
That is some good heat treat. Flex in the spine but still maintain an edge sweet
Honestly I’m pretty surprised how tough this thing is. Good marketing video
Thanks for checking it out!
After only a few days of pocket carry and normal use I badly chipped my Bugout’s blade. I returned it to Benchmade for repairs. About 5 weeks later it was returned back in mint condition(at no cost to me). I’ve been hesitant to carry ever since it’s return. Thanks to your video I’ll try giving it some pocket time again.
How did you chip it? I hate when people don't say what they did to break stuff.
Sorry about that, chipped it cutting a commercial grade zip tie.
@@scotts.1401was it the factory edge? normally the edge from the manufacturers are quite weak.
@@skinnymalone9478 yes, it was a factory edge. Usually when I get a new knife I will strop it prior to carrying. I believe that was the case with this one as well.
Once you sharpen that and refine the edge up with higher grits. It will be lightsaber sharp
I wanted to thumbs down this as these are examples of everything you do not want to do with your knife. It's painful to watch, but I'm impressed with how this knife held up. Should be fine for my day to day tasks of opening packaging and slicing apples.
Yeah the lock bar on those axis locks are stout for sure but I’ve had omega springs break in both my mini grip and 940, and I certainly never beat it with a hammer lol. Benchmades would be worth it to me if the omega springs weren’t such an inherent design flaw in the long term. And if you plan on using a benchmade for fishing, you better keep those springs oiled on a regular basis! It sucks because the blades are great…
Excellent video Zach, definitely confidence in hand with that knife, this video changed my perception for the better , glad you weren't hurt to bad
Would be interesting to repeat this with one of those $16 Chinese Bugout clones.
Yes!! See how the handles and heat treat hold up
Just got mine in today
Dbk did this video this past week btw surprise the clone broke
The clones break, cheap plastic handle and junk steel.
I now have the confidence to regularly use my Bugout to open twist-off bottle caps!
🤣No doubt!
Thanks for the physical testing,I’ve yet to even speak loudly to mine.
Thanks Robert! It was fun testing and glad yours is in good condition and hasn’t talked back yet!
Is that mjolnir on the blade? That's hella tight lol
Great video. We need more videos like this for other knife brands and models.
Lost my Spyderco para2 at work so I had to buy another EDC knife. It was a toss up between the BM Osborne and the BM Bugout.. I wound up getting both
Can I ask which one your liking more so far?
I carry both daily, best knifes ive ever bought
I think that when people said stand on it, they meant open it. Put it on blocks with enough space for your foot to fall into, and then stand on the knife over the gap.
damn, that's some testing, subscribed. i ordered this knife before i saw your video and now that i have seen the video, i'm stoked. this should put to bed a lot of crap i ignored earlier. i wouldn't put any of my extremely hard use carpentry tools thru this on purpose, although i never carried a pocket knife in my tool bag--only razor knives with disposable blades....
Proper test.. good job
This hurts to watch. Especially since I just bought one.
Oh man. I'm thinking about getting this knife, but I didn't know if it is reliable enough. If I consider that I would probably use this mostly for cutting threads on clothes and opening paper boxes, I think I'll get it.
You will be very happy with it Tom! Thanks for the feedback and enjoy!
😂😂😂
Im the owner of probably worlds heavily used Benchmade Bugout. And i agree that this knife is very tough. Only issues i have is with tumb stubs- they just aluminum an they just wipe off, and axis bar is from titanium- its just not good material of that kind of task, TI is very vurnable to attrition. I must change it becouse its just end, blade was closing on filars. I got photo on insta if u whant to look.
Sounds like you have been testing this Bugout for a long time! Yes let me know where you have it posted! Thanks
@@zachstuff chek it out: instagram.com/p/BpTZiPTFUtc/?igshid=aki3m5tggcoj
Some great work on your Bugout! Thanks for sharing!
Awesome knife review and knife testing. This is how a knife review should be. Testing all aspects of the knife in different situations. I like the bonus of a flesh wound.. Every knife owner knows what I mean because we've all been there.
Great job.👍
Finally someone who actually torture tests
At 5:30 did anyone notice how fucked his hand looked
Finally a REAL test!! Thumbs up!
Thanks for watching!
Anyone who says this is a cheaply made knife is just salty when they see benchmade...
I'm still new in the knife world and I'm waiting for my bugout (my first ever benchmade). Wish me luck.
@@najidraf1979how do you like it?
After watching this I have ordered one ,thank you for the testing, but I won't be doing the same, lol 😆
Cool video I like it when people get away from the table top and put the knife through some pain👍👍✌️
Great video over all, i know its late, but the reason why it struggled with the mikes was cause those are twist off caps
I know….not being a beer drinker or was all I could grab in the house. It was fun! Will do it again soon!
@@zachstuff I will admit, I was conforting my 2 bugouts while they watched in horror as you "misused" them. Will sub off this one video though!
Zach , just watched this, the ultimate hardcore review!
Damn I'm surprised that paint can gave such a fight. (I didn't realize it was THAT old)
Usually I use as much of the tip I can. And with the knife hand, I'll put my thumb on the side of the blade right up against the ridge of the can for control, and work around. It usually opens in a half/ 1 pass. Granted they are new/fairly new paint cans.
I'm glad to see it stood up to all these tests.
Thanks Spencer! Yeah I should have picked a new paint can! Oh well better for the testing I guess. Hind sight move my hand back...!!! Appreciate you watching and supporting!
@@zachstuff I'm just glad it wasn't a serious cut man. 🤟
Me too! Thanks
If that doesn’t instill confidence in the naysayers they are just mental!
Incredible test! Great job and thank you for showing us how durable the bug out can be.
I have to say I'm impressed.
It did pretty well!
This is why i love benchmade, yeah not the sharpest knife ever produced but it can actually be used outside of an office & doesn't need to be treated like pocket jewelry & it can take a beating and keep on ticking. I had one spyderco para 3 with the s110v and not even a week I tried to use it to lightly pry on a vinyl fence cap and the tip snapped off a good heavy quarter of an inch, which shouldnt be all that abusive given how flexible vinyl is & the thickness of the vinyl which was maybe 1/8th inch
You bought a knife in one of the least tough 'super' steels out there. You should not have been surprised.
@@grafjait more comes down to heat treating and geometry.... s110v isn't far off from s30v and s30v isn't that tough of a steel but most benchmades have very durable tips.... the para 3 has an anorexia tip, it's pathetic for a blade that has the name para military. I'l take my benchmade any day of the week with an actual warranty then the trash spyderco is peddling.
Now that was a tough test! Liked it.
Open a bottle with the back edge, means "back edge of blade".
Did your left hand break in the thumbnail?
Would like to see a video on how you dyed the handle red
Groovy! I utilized this method on this video. Recipe in the video description: Scale dye project - Benchmade Griptilian 551 th-cam.com/video/kY7CjCR1HWI/w-d-xo.html
I just bought a bugout and I’m excited. Any advice on outdoor use?
Have fun with it and faith it will handle more than it seems!
Your knife closes easier now. You fixed the tightness of it! If I could only buy 1 edc knife what would you recommend? Price doesn't matter
I am a fan of the 940 Benchmade Osborne. Go carbon fiber. If you want a bigger blade and handle you should try the mini or full sized Crooked River.
@@zachstuff why carbon fiber?
I like the carbon fiber variant on the 940’s. You could always go aluminum or G-10. Keeps the weight a smidge lighter and looks way better.
Thanks for the video, I'm sold on it.
Glad I could help Arthuro!!
Great test , I may buy a bailout just from your video, I really thought it would break the handle or crack at least .
Absolutely love those red scales! Where did you get them!?
Dang. I guess there's no point in complaining about the scales flexing. I'm about to buy my first Bugout, I'm glad it passed all of your (brutal) tests. Thanks for sharing and I look forward to watching more of your videos.
Groovy! Glad you liked it and very cool you are getting your first Bugout! You will have fun with it.
Nice fair and honest review definitely picking one up :)
The best part is any of those even minor damages, send it to warranty and Benchmade will send you a practically new knife, professionally sharpened and dialed in
Hm ... not sure if their warranty tolerates abuse as well as their knives do🤔
That is really amazing!
Thanks it was fun to test and film!
Did you pick up the staples?
OH yes!
I think a multitool would be something for you 🥶🥶🥶
Man that is one beasty blade, I’m starting to really like that knife even though I don’t have one😂 Looks amazing and you can’t go wrong with a Benchmade!
you should do a test on the spyderco para 3 lightweight.
Good demonstration,thanks for your work!
Peace
Stephan
Glad you liked it Stephan! Thanks for the feedback and support!
The action starts here 2:05
Popped open the twist off. Just placed my order for the Ben blue
The most surprising part of this video, was that Zach drinks Mike's hard lemonade.
😉😉😉🤙🏼
Judging at how inept he is at using that knife, he probably switched to white claw by now
I also watched Wranglerstar and other that made response videos to him but paid no mind to it. Now your video just showed us exactly what the Bugout can do. Of course you can break it, but to what extent are you willing to do to it. Thanks Zack and take care 👊👊👊
Great vid my friend. I would have never thought it would be that tough. If I luv'd the blade before now even more.
This sure shut my mouth. I picked one up and felt like i could break it. Will have to get one now
It’s a solid lightweight EDC! Thanks for checking out the video!
I once cut my self down to my artery on my finge, and blood was pulsing our, I was in third grade so I asked for a bandaid
@10:33 the Bugout said fuck you bro I'm not a prybar :))))))
how wud it do if dropped in fire?
Awesome testing. U should test more knives this way👍👍👍👍
3k views? Man, this guy is awesome. Thanks for this wonderful review.
Pretty cool! Thanks Jhake!
As soon as I saw you opening the paint can with the blade outwards (not that the blade inwards is correct or anything lmfao) I knew that was were the wound came from haha
I’m impressed! Lots of complaints about the bugout scales being too flexible. I’m very happy with mine. Will never put it through what you did to yours! It’s a great knife. Really dig the red scale version. What flavor rit dye did you use and how long did they soak? Thanks for the video!
Thanks for watching Scott! For the red I used Rit dye and the color is synthetic racing red. Once I had the water almost boiling I added half a bottle of color and it only took a minute to minute and a half to get this red color. I have a video on how I did the dye process!
Zach’s Stuff Thank you for the reply Zach. I did watch your video and it was very informative. I really want to do this but am hesitant about it because Benchmade will void my warranty if I disassemble the knife.
Watching someone baton through a 2×4 with a bugout is something i didnt think id ever see lol. Props for torturing your knife for us to and to shut up some of the haters 😂😂
Is it hard/expensive to change the color of the handle?
I made a video using the tan scales Bugout. Used dye and some hot water. Just be careful taking it apart and know it will technically void the lifetime warranty.......but it’s fun!
@@zachstuff How would Benchmade know? I mean, you could just throw the old ones right back on before sending it.
Where specifically do you buy your bugout? I'm looking to get one, and I am wondering where the best choice is.
Visit Southern Edge Knifeworks and use the code “Zach15” for 15% off and free shipping in the US! All the benefits are yours!
@@zachstuff Thank you so much!
Benchmade Bugout. AKA: BM hatchet, BM staple-remover, BM screwdriver, BM prybar, BM bottle-opener, BM speed hump, BM Little Paratrooper toy (complete with undeployed parachute) & finally, Benchmade Bugout.
Any idea when the CF Elite Bugouts will ship? Pre ordered from Blade HQ
Probably soon depending on how many they ordered. They should already have their first batch in stock. I would email or call them for an exact update.
Yikes that was tuff.. Especially the Bottle cap.... You're supposed to use the spine of the blade, get it under the brim of the cap and pop it off first try. Iv got a Kershaw Kuro (the orginal one) and itll take bottle caps off in seconds
Officially you have to call your knife a "beater"... SOME people will find something WRONG with EVERYTHING. Thanks for the vid.... This knife would outlast most people....
It looks like the glock of the knife world. I would use an Ontario knives RAT for those jobs as it is a little more chunky and about 3 times the weight. It did way better than I expected.
Have you tried out the Rockscale Designs Ti Backspacer? And if so please review different backspacers
Yes it is pretty awesome! I have it on my Instagram and in a couple videos. Good design and makes the handles much more stable. Thanks for the feedback and support!
I wonder if anybody will make aluminum scales for the bugout, for those of us that cant afford the Titanium ones
10:30 @ .5X playback speed is pretty fun..
Edit: lulz, using a knife to pop off a twist off.