I think I downloaded the wrong Beat saber tutorial
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Beat Map: beatsaver.com/...
Sabers: modelsaber.com...
My ScoreSaber: scoresaber.com...
PC Mod client: github.com/Ass...
My Setup:
www.amazon.com...
Controller Offset (for index/knuckle controllers only):
-Position
x -5cm
y -6cm
z 0cm
-Rotation
x 33 degrees
y 0
z 0
Credits: Silverhaze
Camra2 settings:
FOV: 90
Z offset: -0.4
debris: off
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Player: *missing all of the cubes*
The voice: Great
The map isn't sentient, or smart in any way, like you.
@@mishagaming1075 you must be really fun at parties
😂😂😂
Player: hitting the wrong cubes
The voice: Perfect!
@@mishagaming1075 R/Whoosh gonna put that on Reddit for ya.
When your dialog forces you to compliment the bad player:
Hey Eugene how's that ghost job
bro you wanna try this!?
Can you *really* blame the player
Prozd?
Well that was no doubt impossible, imagine you had to play that level if your life depended on you passing it without missing anything
imagine having no concept of beat saber and your friend shows you this level to start with
I don’t think I can play this, can you show me how to beat it?
@@nihao20 you're not supposed to be able to beat it, that's the point
@@theseamoon2180 ill beat it one day.
@@theseamoon2180 I think they were making a joke
and then they perfect it first try
"Great you beat the tutorial."
"Now lets ramp up the difficulty a bit"
lol
@@ablueslime real
Looks like your ready to move on from the hidden super easy difficulty for the tutorial
Alternate title: What a new beat saber player sees when they download custom songs for the first time.
me: (Laughs in PSVR.)
im ur 140th liker
@@spiderbiter6162 psvr2 soon c:
Lol
Praise The Sun
\[0]/
"Congratulations, you are ready now"
If you beat this level I'm pretty sure you are ready to solve world hunger
*aggressively slashes hands in all possible directions*
Starving people: Man, I'm stuffed!
@@timothyjohnson5699 i mean thats just making food
@@timothyjohnson5699 Maybe you're supposed to aggressively slash all the hungry people...
@@Yerr_ItsNick r/cursedcomments
@@Yerr_ItsNick Just kill all the starving people. World hunger is solved!
You could just see how terrified they were when all the cubes started coming in 😂
They ?
@@bubert__ gender neutral pronoun!
Didn't know that i'm not native english 🗿
@@bubert__ it's all good! hope i helped you there
they literally panic so hard they just start flicking their wrists up and down lol
The giant open square got me very giggly, i didnt even know you can place them that far
I'd like to see this completed legitimately, even with a bot. Because this level seems slightly absurd. Only slightly.
No,not absurd at all
yes of course only slightly
yes a wee bit slightly
Hardly noticeable
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Dumbledore asked calmly
I love the fact that he gave up and started swinging his arms violently as a hail marry.
lol
That's honestly what I do when I enter expert plus.
Try doing ghost camillio on expert +
This is where you implement that wild flailing technique for the cubes, and laying on stomach for the bombs and walls.
Very effective techniques. I use them all the time.
I love how the combo meter is just screaming “X1” at you
Parents: “You would have passed the test if you studied!”
The test:
xd
e
me who studied for 72 hours straight without a break
@@futoninc.3813 you know you need breaks right?
@@myannguyen1274 never.
This will be Beatsaber's tutorial in 2050
(free internet points i guess)
Yea those are pretty easy patterns
@Joseph The joke is that its hard and hes saying its easy.
@@SkippysMisadventures yes but a better way to sya it is just sarcasm
challenge accepted
ikr
there’s always that one person who can beat this with a perfect score.
That one quiet kid in class:hey
CAPTAIN FALCON FALCON PUNCH
no possible keep dreaming id pay to see this
KAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEE-
For real though
"congratulations, you are ready now" ready for what?!
"Great!"
"IS IT? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT"
*Misses every beat*
[Tutorial] "Great!"
My epileptic friend loved this so much he’s breakdancing
LMAO
My epileptic friend is just laying on the ground drooling. Its normal
Ask him if he wants to see it again… he may do a better breakdance lol
Can your friend make a breakdance toturial?
lmao
I love how the person just started waving the Sabers up and down at one point.
There was no rhythm, or rhyme. It was just PURE CHAOS! 🙃
1:02 congrats ur ready for chaos
you know there's someone who could possibly 100% this tutorial out there
No
@@panba243 wait till you see the people who can baton twirl
@@Greggorto No amount of baton twirling can kill god.
@@panba243 grab jevil
General grievous from star wars bro
I love how the voice is just "Great!" "Perfect!" "You got it!" in the background it just makes this that much funnier
The part that gets me everything time is just how little build up there is to the madness.
I love how I could feel the desperation of the player just by how the hands move trying to reach everything
My map and audio :D
thanks devilcat
thanks devilcat
thanks devilcat
@@Devilcat_Smile thanks devilcat
Thanks devilcat
If this is the tutorial then imagine what regular levels will be like
Player: Alright I got this
Voice: awesome
Game: starts playing
Player: confidence
Game:makes impossible mode
Player: throws headset out window
*Game still playing*
Voice: Great!
true bc my oq2 kept falling off my head and theres no scratches
XD so true
@@oldone411 kio
Don't even know what you're talking about, got a full combo within the day.
You must be a new breed of gamer chad
@@immortalidiot5767 he just have a really good gaming chair
@@a.rrosoir316 Adds up
Noice i guess dont mind this text he re nothin to see keep scrolling please
That wall part actually looks super cool. It would be dope af if the actual official levels did stuff like that
This actually happened to me once when I downloaded pirated copy of Beat saber (for experimental purposes). Beacuse I also had steam version that pirated version seriously broke and tutorial block were missplaced and duped really weirdly.
"for experimental purposes" sureee buddyyy
@@cyx7784 bruh 😂😂
@@cyx7784 you can't stop us pirates from sailing our seas :)
@@stellarbastard98 who says im not a pirate?
yarr
@@cyx7784 "You steering the ship??"
"yea?"
[from beat saber] "Great!"
"Congratulations, you are ready now."
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Me: "I'm ready now... To be send to the hospital after that tutorial... God dammit who the hell made that?!"
Nice I’m just gonna like this because of how epicly you said that
I remember watching this two years ago. Such good times.
the way she says don’t touch the bombs and they keep coming at u in mass amounts is so funny
I love how she just keeps saying "great" "amazing" after literally performing the most amount of possible misses in 5 seconds
"you are now ready" me: was this the first map?!
"but an uncapped skill ceiling is better!!!!!!"
- tryhards
2 years later and this still disappoints me, I could beat this map with 0 fails
I think thats good tutorial
I’m glad they made the tutorial easier. :)
Yeah you are ready now fits this pretty well.
Im pretty sure this one is the real tutorial.... I had to aggressively break my arms atleast 68 times before going to the other levels
I love how he's just waving his hands around XD
They say only one man was able to full combo that level, but it is merely a myth
yeah, it's Luffy from One Piece
Bro is definitely NOT ready
Congrats! Welcome to the beat saber community!
*literally dies of how this happened*
I think you did that tutorial flawlessly in my opinion.
Hey what’s up
Anyone who completes this is officially ready for hunger games, any song on expert+, and Corona virus combined as long as they have a sword lol
i beat it
@@corupted643 lol
@@itsmesam110ydg mhm i did in 1sec
@@itsmesam110ydg fr no cap totaly have a vr
@@itsmesam110ydg totally not crying bc i dont have one
“You are ready now”… ok. But can I see that again?
Me: “how are you doing this am amazed”
Madchase: “It’s super easy my guy”
I love how hes just swing every where its so funny and relatable
If you showed this to someone on the discord, they'd be like
"Did you pirate the game?"
"Do not cut or touch these bonbs with your sabers"
The fucking bombs: *Angry bird weee noises*
I see you're such a pro you unlocked the secret stand user difficulty.
Idk what people are talking about, this seems like a PERFECT tutorial level
It looked like he was scared when the cubes came flying in his face
It’s surprising how many of these patterns are possible
Now there needs to be a Beat Saber God who clears this. XD
beatsaber geeks be like: wtf?? this is like the easiest expert+ level how did u not get past it 1st try?
@rounded man :P idk what you’re on, there’s no spelling mistakes in the og comment
@rounded man :P if you’re talking about the “u”, that’s a common form of “you” used on the internet, not a spelling mistake. However the word YOU used “lieing” is completely wrong, it’s actually “lying”.
LoneArachnid you got him there.
@@lonearachnid6591 roasted
Teacher:this isn’t a trick question
The question:
0:01 Welcome to Beat Saber!!
0:04 Good! Now cut the cubes any early direction and match the color.
0:31 Now cut in any direction.
0:39 That's it! Do not cut or touch this balls with your sabers.
0:50 Lean left.
0:58 Crouch. \/
1:02 Congratulations, you are ready now!
"Congratulations, you are ready now."
"Ready to refund this game? Uh, hell yeah I am."
this made me laugh wayyy harder than it should.
I swear you'd need some swordsmanship from Demon Slayer, One piece, bleach, sword art online and naruto combined just to get through the first half of this💀
Nah, youve got the right tutorial cheif.
ggs and congrats on the algorithm blessing you
its only 30k views....
@@Notpoop906 oh just you wait...
@@Notpoop906 306k views
Pros: that was a nice warmup
Me: Mom can we get Beat Saber tutorial?
Mom: No we have Beat Saber tutorial at home.
Beat Saber tutorial at home:
th-cam.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/w-d-xo.html
I like how when the tutorial said "lean right, lean left, crouch", it just did nothing at all, the blocks just couldnt be dodged, and he just gave up on trying XD
For the huge square, let go of the controller swords so it will stretch to get them, that’s just a theory.
"That's it. Do not touch these *balls* with your saber." Got my skull buggy _💀_
ofc its a devilcat map XD
I don't even play Beat Saber but this video is enough for me to decide that I want the game.
the fact this man is still alive after that is impressive
‘’Congratulations, you are ready now’’ 😂
Omg 😂 that was crazy!
vergil: "pfff, too easy even to be a tutorial"
There will always be that one guy who full combos that with speed modifier’s on
"Congratulations! You are ready now"
*3.32% Accuracy*
We can all agree that MadChase never disappoints us with his content
"Congratulations, you are ready now!" (meanwhile you get rank E!) "idc your ready play rush e expert +"
The "congratulations,you’re ready now"got me😂😂😂😂
"You are ready now"
Are you sure about that?
Doctor:what gave you anxiety?
Me:
The voice: great!
Him: **MISSING EVERY SINGLE CUBE**
This is how expert custom charts look like to my tiny brain.
gets everything wrong. the girl: great
The ai:do not touch or cut these balls with your sabers
Me:YO WHAT
"Congratulations, you are ready now"
AM I?
"Cut in any direction!"
"BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT THAT HARD JUST HIT THE BLOCKS"
Teacher: "The test isn't that hard."
The test:
I love how true this is.
That one simply piano kid who played for 3 days:
No that the right one, you just need a bit more practice and more concentration and you’re good to go! Hope that helps ❤😀
This is the same as trying Beat Saber for the first time and jumping straight into Expert+
POV player literally does nothing
Coach: great job you are ready
this is how those challenging levels look to beginners
Mind you, 2 Years later and this guy is my classmate now.
BRO THIS LOOKS IMPPOSIBLE HOW DID HE DO THIS
The air when someone runs really fast