Freddy Got Fingered - Nostalgia Critic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
- It's a new kind of bad, one never thought possible. Has this film elevated awful to a new art form? What has been unleashed? Nostalgia Critic takes on Tom Green's, Freddy Got Fingered.
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Freddy Got Fingered is a 2001 American surrealist black comedy film directed by Tom Green and written by Green and Derek Harvie. The film follows Green as a 28-year-old slacker who wishes to become a professional cartoonist. The film's plot resembles Green's struggles as a young man trying to get his TV series picked up, which would later become the popular MTV show The Tom Green Show.
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You get a censor bar. You get a censor bar! THIS WHOLE MOVIE GETS A CENSOR BAR!!!
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Don’t think there’s enough booze in the world to erase movie from your mind
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Trying to Watch, er I mean First Viewing.
Review troll 2
Can u do a review of Kenan and Kel?
Thank you so much for reviewing this finally, it's something that makes me feel better about being sick :)
“How was the movie?”
“What is the movie?”
I’ll do one better, “WHY is the movie?”
I'll do you one better,"Where's the movie?"
I can improve that: "Who is the movie?".
What WAS the movie
IM SURROUNDED BY GENIUSES
I'll do you one better "FUCK this movie"
This is a true story- that ending nearly DID get the film an NC17. Green, deeming that rating "porn, with murder", literally sent the scene back unchanged, except the kid was ADRd the line "I'm okay, guys!". *And the MPAA accepted that.*
“Ratings are a joke”
Reminds me of a story about Eric Andre trying to get past the censors on his show- apparently Adult Swim gave him, amongst other guidelines, that, quote, "He can shit so hard that organs fall out of his anus, but he *can’t* make it look like he’s *intentionally* doing it."
@@erics.czernecki7333 well if that doesn’t prove how useless ratings are i don’t know what will
@@erics.czernecki7333 well to be fair, doing that on purpose isn't nearly as funny as unintentionally doing it
@@rockycuro7737 Doug’s review of this movie is funnier than the actual movie… getting your brains beat out with a bat is even more amusing than this movie
Just imagine how it would feel to make a movie as bad as possible in the hopes of winning Razzy awards, just for Adam Sandler to get all ten without even trying just 11 years later
@Frncs Trjn no.
What?
@@consonantsandvowels1 *ahem*
jack and jill.
Uuu
@@rockycuro7737 kk
That moment when I realized that the reason “The Real Slim Shady” is playing at the end is because one of the lyrics is “But it’s ok for Tom Greene to hump a dead moose”.
Wow, Tom embraces this! ... Wonder how he's doing now.
@@WillieManga I think he's still doing stand-up.
But it wasn't ok. And it never would be.
When I first heard that song I had no idea who Tom Greene was. Now I wish I never knew. Ignorance is bliss.
Early 2000's were crazy
I looked up Tom Green after this review and I found out that he went to my high school. I hope I can live up to his potential
I hope to see you out in public playing the Sausage Song on a keyboard.
Welp rip u
Well congratulations, you already have.
I'm making this face at your comment. Oh plz no but I hope ur as funny as him but plz make a good comedy but if it’s bad make it bad it’s good
why would you want to live up to HIS potential?
OMG that quote "James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... And this guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen..." Legendary.
The New Krio - dude, I fucking died bc
Just this morning my gf and I were reading th tweets of why he got fired. And for th life of me could not figure out why Disney cannot let something that happened 10 years ago alone. Like seriously. You're going to make GOTG3 suck dick and be totally different. Bc you don't approve of someone's dirty joking tweets that are a decade old. Fuck man.
@@comadrone_xix
Think about Disney's target audience. Imagine Mary Poppins singing some uptempo song about child rape. Disney has very tight image control and the tweets aren't family friendly
To be fair, not 14 million dollars, but James Gunn also got paid to make movies like his tweets.
Doug definitely knows a thing or two about inappropriate behavior that destroys your professional relationships with your workers.
We kind of SUCK as a soceity sometimes, don't we?
YOU EDITED OVER THE BEST LINE!!!
"Wait, you're a cripple!"
"You gotta problem with my legs, sir?"
"It's you that's got the problem with your legs..."
Oh.
The Analytical Menace that’s actually a good line. I think Tom Green has talent but he went out of his way to make it terrible.
@@esyphillis101 exactly, that's the point
This movie is painful
Basically everything about the girlfriend was the one bit of good this movie had
That Charles Schultz joke is deliberately darker than people realize- he died just briefly before this film was made. When his mother says "you'll be fine" she's literally referring to his death.
Oh shit dude
That is fucking mean
That’s just dark
Well I *did* warn you! >_
PhantomStrider at least you tried strider
Yup ya said it first stride.
You did what you could :/
I couldn't see anything wrong with this movie. If you have any complaints, feel free to reach me at my padded cell.
but did he listen no, who's crazy now huh, WHO'S CRAZY NOW
Me: *sees Doug in the distance* "Did you do it?"
Doug: ".....yes."
Me: "What did it cost?"
Doug: "...……….everything."
😈😈😈
I like to think we aren’t actually seeing The Nostalgia Critic here, but rather Doug himself, driven mad by this film to the point where he has adopted his alternate persona. He realizes he cannot escape this endless cycle of trash and thus accepts his fate with open arms, longing that one day he may be freed from his curse.
Sun Guy geez, didn’t know someone could be so offended by a joke. I don’t think this is some supper artsy thing he did purposely, I’m just making that a joke.
It could be a supper artsy thing and a joke. Why not both?
SomeguycalledSmithy Ignore that dude he's just some loser who comments on here just to talk shit instead of actually watching the video like most people actually do on this site.
Not worth the time nor the attention.
Sun Guy wow so salty
Thank you! I was really struggling on this review. But wouldn't there have been better ways to demonstrate this? For instance The Godfather. Humor in this isn't the important but rather with The Descent. So you could show Doug being charged further and further down into the bowels of this movie until finally he is left no choice but to accept it , to become part of the very thing that he was trying to fight against. At the end of the review, he could have killed those who he was talking about how bad the movie was as daddy do you want some sausages play over and then he closes the door starting the movie up again the signifying that he has become one with the movie. Or if you really wanted to start at the end, Citizen Kane it. Just if you're going to reference from the great movies and contrast to Freddy Got Fingered in such a way that shows the descent into madness, their films are do a much better job of that.
Is "Anti-movie" a genre? Cuze if not, this movie just made a new one.
Anti movie that makes u smarter don’t watch this film not even once
surprisingly i cant tell the difference from legit or accidental
Guys please do not watch this movie this is worse than the Bratz this is the worst movie ever existed ever since the Galaxy made this is get -9999/10 please do not watch this movie
This movie is about tom green making fun of how a big studio gave HIM money to make a movie with complete control so he shows how he can throw all that away.
What movie? The one in the video or the one in my backyard decomposing under a pile of firewood?
My dad took me to see this in theaters when I was 9. Not even kidding lol. The whole time I kept looking over at him like "Are you SURE this is okay for me to watch?"
Dad: *Jack Nicholson nodding gif*
@@Azdrerios lmao
I... think you're dad forgot to be a dad that cared whether or not he made a kid scream in a theater or not
Parenting 101.
He must've did it on purpose 😂😂😂
Honestly, I find this film hilarious, purely because he knew exactly what he was doing and made the weirdest film he could just to piss off the studio
Yeah, I feel the same, and it’s strangely and morbidly more funny knowing that.
i liked tje deer scene
Tom Green is like Jim Carrey if Jim got high on crack and was dropped on his head as an adult.
16:35
I don’t think he made this innovative, entertaining meta-work of anarchic comedic satiric absurd genius just to “piss off the studio.” I think he made it weird to delight the fuck out of us, and #missionaccomplished
You know your movie is bad when you make 'The Citizen Kane of bad movies' (The Room) look like Citizen Kane.
And Freddy's got fingered. So anyway, this and the room are also Pink Floyd the wall and rebel without the cause goes bad
At least we got something good out of The Room. It’s called THE DISASTER ARTIST
“Freddy Got Fingered” made over $14M at the box office (which was more than its budget.) Of course, more people saw it at the theaters than the box office figures show (like double or triple the number). Kids would buy tickets to “Crocodile Dundee 3” then sneak into FGF. There’s no way CD3 would have made almost $40M if not for FGF.
Wait if kids paid for a different film to go see it then that means enough people went to see it willingly aside from them to make that profit in spite of the critical mauling, AND then more people got into it over time to make it a cult classic in comparison to how many people saw it to begin with!
Oh god
It’s like South Park bigger longer and uncut all over again
Who in there right mind would willingly see this abomination of hell?
@@alexjewett7455 meee that’s who
@@alexjewett7455 stupid teenagers
I remember this movie sitting on the shelf of my videoclub years ago with a sign under it saying: "This film is so bad, you may rent it for free". I never saw such a thing again.
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500, Alex
clonecam117 The Filthy Casual still funny to imagine
That is, that is freaking beautiful man, not sure not to top that myself...
I remember one time I was in my local video store and there was a "Annoying Orange" movie playing and a sign underneath that says "If you can't stand this movie, there is a free will donation box to give us money to change this to a better movie for the sake of your sanity"
Brutal but effective, they raised $200 dollars for back to school supplies for disadvantaged kids in our community.
And then everybody in the videoclub clapped.
But seriously, it did happen. The owner of this place gave absolutely no fucks. Probably because they had, like, 6 clients.
Whoever wrote that is a legend
The No Country for old Man Intro was spot on!
"'...you can put it anywhere, but dont put it on the shelf, or it becomes another movie... which it is, a movie"
- Nostalgia Critic
God this guy is a whole other level of unfunny
“Why would this be successful? Graphs.”
Ah, but the Chart says...
David Hoyos [Matoi] Nostalgia Critic: YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!
I was just thinking about that
*But the chart says*
*Takes chart away*
@@Jacob_G9 THE CHART
"James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this." Stuck between laughing and crying over this line. RIP Guardians of the Galaxy III.
Yessss..............From DISNEY; they'd've roasted Green at the Stake had they known he'd used their money for THIS (hence it's New Line, who couldn't give two squirts, as they made DUNGEONS & DRAGONS only a YEAR before LORD OF THE RINGS..........they clearly don't know............).
DRIP GotG3
Bwahahaha
Disney bought Fox, so "Freddy Got Fingered" is now a Disney movie, how shocking is that?
@@kissmyasthma3155 i might report your comment for the sheer horror you have brought to my mind good sir
"The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny."
- Roger Ebert
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels."
- also Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things, and that was one of them. Plus, he had shit taste.
I've never understood the fascination with Roger Ebert but I genuinely lol'd at that quote.
Good ol' Ebert
The implication that it's an anti-comedy in same vain as say Tim and Eric, and I mean the supposedly on purpose horrible unwatchable movie they made
(Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie right?!) is laughable the joke is on anyone paying to see this shit. I wouldn't give this shit away, it's the funniest prank ever but the end result is truly
a level of trolling not seen before or since. Tom Green is long since (this abomination aside) forgotten his fame and money what little he had of both are gone and last I saw he was doing a podcast. The break-up with Drew was the last time Tom green was ever said out loud and frankly I'm glad this film destroyed his fame, the audience got the last laugh.
It's not just that he wanted to make an intentionally bad movie, it was also an act of protest against the Hollywood machine itself. Basically at the time Tom Green was basically one of the most famous comedians in the world, with The Tom Green Show being a huge hit and his podcast-esque sister show Tom Green's House Tonight also being around or at the very least it was on the way. So being "the big thing" some big Hollywood studio comes to Tom Green and says "alright look the kids like you, we don't know why, but fuck it here's $1 million dollars. Go make a movie, it can be about anything you want as long as it only costs $1 million. Now scram!" and Tom's like "Anything I want eh?"
So if Tom Green set out to make such a bad movie, doesn't that mean he's technically made his own perfect film? He accomplished his goal, didn't he? He did it. He broke the scale of So Bad It's Good
Maximaker02 The answer is yes. Think about the studio head who funded the film. His/her life must be a tragedy.
But it's not good. It is horrifically, horrifically bad.
Bob Schneider That's my point. He succeeded. He won.
@@bobthebear1246 Like, generally a "bad movie made bad on purpose" is to try and hit a spot like The Room, in which there's some confort on how bad it is, in which it can be made fun of or used as an example on what not to do...
With this...there's nothing...the film was MADE TO BE BAD, AND TO BE BAD AT BEING BAD, nothing leads to nowhere, and there's only despair, but the movie WANTS that, it desires for you to hate it, and when you hate it, you realize it was able to make you feel something...not something good, but...something...
It's a pretty bad movie, made to be bad, wacky ain't it?
Doug's impression of Anton Chigurh is... genuinely kind of unsettling.
I think he’s using a voice filter. It sounds like it anyway.
Um, no
@@JIreland1992 I don't think it was
Doug is unsettling
@@machine-shopbilly6584 javier bardem is unsettling
No Country for Old Critics
Peter Drew. No, Cunts For Old Critics.
Dougier Wardem
I KNOW THAT MOVIE TOO ITS LIKE WERE TWINS MAN I KNOW THAT MOVIE AND YOU DO TOO SO WE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT MOVIE. WE ARE VERY SMART AND VIRILE PEOPLE. WE ARE VERY WORLDLY. WE ARE FILM GENIUSES. WE KNOW COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN WANNA TEAM UP FOR A WEBISODE???????????????????????
Did anyone else notice "Doom: the game of the movie" on the shelf in the video store? lol
I noticed the pictures of the Nostalgia-Ween monsters on Freddy's left.
There was the Doom movie also
I just came off that review
Yes.
When he started talking about graphs my first thought was “well the chart says”
The graphs were funny. "If you'll look at these patterns, you'll see I have graphs."
Why aren’t the Chart Guys bigger memes?
Exactly
...............................................................well the chart says
Wtf when did this comment get 300+ likes
the movie that broke the critic
Dylan the Cat 2 no Michel Myers Cat in the Hat and the son of the mask did that
That was Food Fight
This is like the best movie ever
@The Comic Man101 what why ? I thought it was hilarious what other movie are you gonna see a guy put on a dead deer's body and get hit by a truck
that was Garbage Pail Kids although this movie does him no favors to his mental health
That scene with the insides being worked on is actually Tom Greens stomach when he was being operated on for his testicular cancer. It’s 100% a real surgical video.
I bet this movie has caused shitloads of cancer around the world.
I said, "You know this is technically a Disney movie, right?"
"It's adopted," said the Disney studio execs defensively.
Is it really* loads the disney killing bullet into the gun* with this we might have a chance to stop them
Oh
I said the same thing when I saw Porky’s
But it’s clearly in the star section
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels...The day may come when 'Freddy Got Fingered' is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny." -- Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things. He disliked some of the greatest films.
That doesn't mean he was wrong about this film.
I think it's funny like nostalgia said it's so disappointing it's funny and you keep going back to it
Nicolletta13 this movie is the bottom of earth it’s that bad
Nicolletta13
I think Tom Green secretly snuck into South Park's dimension, read a copy of "The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs", plagiarized it, and then brought it back to our dimension hoping we would all acclaim it like the citizens of South Park did.
Tom Green.
Doing youtube stuff before youtube was a thing.
Jackass too
Eric Andre and Tim and Eric too
Yes! This is brilliant
actually it really was in order: Tom Green, Jackass, Tim and Eric, Eric Andre (or okay Tom green and Jackass were around the same time mid to late 90s when the M in MTV stood for music
So you're saying if I go back in time and kill Tom Green, I'll prevent countless generations of stupid, moronic, pitiful humor?
Be Right Back... :)
I suspect that NC needed to watch No Country for Old Men 50 times to wipe the stain of this movie from his eyeballs
Is that what the framing sketch is? I came to the comments to ask
@@PrincessNinja007 I think so
@@PrincessNinja007 yes. The most memorable scenes and lines.
Ciara.Chaya
The original DID let the store clerk live. That freak felt like what a once chivalrous Knight would be like after falling into Nihilism.
That piano song is literally scary. Like it reminds me if Silent hill went to disneyland. That shit is... marvelous.
As if Disneyland isn't chock full of nightmares on it's own.
Even the devil is afraid of this movie
Try listening to the metal covers of it. It's like if the Devil from Tenacious D played it.
It's quite an earworm.
What is it?
"You can't hurt meeee! Not with my... Cheese helmet!"
This was a constant joke with me and my friends in high school.
Same lol
Hello fellow ocarinist
I thought it was the funniest shit in middle school 😂
Lol
Omg so you were those kids
Wait hang on.
Does this mean that the Critic dislikes this film more than the Garbage Pail Kids movie?
Golnax now he know how phantomstrider feels.
Honest to god it's unclear to me, I mean it seems like he viewed it on how people viewed trolls 2, so bad it's good but not sure what to say about it other than complete confusion my honest opinion this is one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my entire life because it literally does everything in its power to be so bad it's good, I get the troll humor and such but it takes it to such a degree that it's mostly very hard to watch almost makes me want to give pity to everyone involved with this movie except tom green.
I don't think so I think he'll forever stand by that
Yes, this movie is so bad it tops even garbage bail kids. Pray for the apocalypse people.
I dont think so this is less boring than garbage pale
If The Room was a train wreck, this was a demolition derby.
That is a stunningly good way to put it
Or a 75-car pileup on I-95
@phillydisco yeah, that’s pretty much what I said. A train wreck happens on accident, a demolition derby is a gruesome disaster entirely on purpose.
The room is good LSD
FGF is sweetener passing for coke
Oh no, even our bad movies are evolving backward!
19:57 I'm upset Rob didn't walk in saying "Well, according to the chart..."
Same here!
That's a running gag that would have fit perfectly there.
Maybe cus he killed Rob earlier in the review. He shouldve stayed in the car
I don't think bringing in the Focus Group Analysts would have worked well for this particular review. The Critic brings those characters into an episode if he's reviewing an adaptation of a famous work that notably suffered from heavy studio interference. "Freddy Got Fingered" was a project that Tom Green had near-total control over as co-writer, star, and director...in other words, it's pretty much Green's fault, not the studio's.
+Merchantic
But the chart says that the "But the chart says" would have fit better here.
Well, now I finally know what Freddy Got Fingered is.
And I wish I could go back to when I didn't. It was a simpler time.
imagine being around when Tom Green was popular
Nah, watch it. It's great.
It’s a good movie when you just want a weird ass good time
You know, Tamara is actually really good at acting.
The Crimson fucker - She could probably succeed in Hollywood.
Low key. I've been saying for years, she has straight up non-internet talent!
Good cleavage too
So is Doug especially here
She's very, very good in many ways (if you know what i mean ;) )
“This is a fancy restaurant!”
ThIs iS a FaNcY rEsTaUrAnT
wow. Doug hasn't gone on a movie induced killing spree since master of disguise
So, what was the point of parodying No Country For Old Men for this review?
Also, is it just me, or is Tamera a really good actress?
Ray Hall better than that other bitch doug had
I own a copy of this Damn movie!
I tried to give it to my friend as a Christmas present ,He didn't want it
I'm not his friend anymore.
Can't blame him for not wanting it. I mean, it IS the worst movie of all time! =P
want my adress? ill take it
I’m a proud owner of this on DVD.
@@theechothief5594 Proud?
@@Hawk-q9d Proud
I feel so sorry for you.
Me too.
I apologize to ANYONE who has seen this...........movie.🤢
@@darthcinema4262 I consider this the worst comedy of all time!!!
I feel sorry for anyone that didn't enjoy this masterpiece!
@@seblasian shitpiece*
Tamara: How was the movie?
Critic: What is the movie?
Me, an intellectual: Why is the movie?
fornaxian ace reference!
No fornaxian the question is WHEN is the movie
I have one on all of you: Who is the movie?
Let's not forget WHERE is the movie...
WHY IS GAMORA?
I’m pretty sure the lines in the movie where “Gord” is talking about the budget for his “cartoon” it’s literally just Tom Green directly talking about how he basically threw the studio’s money in the garbage by making an intentionally bad film. The entire film reeks of a guy that was pushed into making a movie when he didn’t want to and turned the whole thing into a sarcastic response to the business side of making a movie.
Oh, like Miss March!
Exactly
Hell, just look at the cover of the DVD. It's literally just Tom doing the camera frame thing with his fingers *at* the viewer lülz
Did he really have to make the WORST GODDAMN scene in the history of the Universe!?! What did the viewers do to deserve the punishment he intended for the industry!?!
Critic would you like some sausage? Critic would you like some sausage?
You mean sauce or jizz ...😎
both are good for your mouth.
69 thumbs up.
Dolan Trimp
Oh boy, German night.
*HellRay* On German night pee is an option.
I like how every joke in this movie has actual build up.
I’m telling ya, that thumbnail is gonna haunt me.
Agreed
Which part of the thumnail, Tom Green or Critic.
Jack Mensah-Bonsu ...Yes.
Reminds me of SCP-096
@@DaCableGuy 😅😆😅😆😄
Critic, would you like some sausage?
Critic, would you like some sausages?
hehe
SAUSAGES SAUSAGES!!!
What fresh hell is this...?
It's sosigs
I want to knock on Doug Walker's door with a keyboard and sing that when he answers.
Holy shit, that was an elaborate No Country For Old Men reference
Called it!
@@GroundhogDayisAWESOME Yes you did.
This is no joke.
Me and some friends had a movie night, where we chose a movie each to watch. My friend, Victor brought this movie... after the movie, we cancelled the night and we never spoke to him again.
Leo Caldwell you made the right choice.
You did the right thing. People who like this movie deserves to have no friends.
This movie actually destroys relationships.
Your loss, he is welcome to hang out with us. I played this on my birthday one year
Smart choice
“It’s like a Greek myth, but African.”
As Half-Blood trash, you cannot understand how ashamed I am of that line.
Your comment reminds me of a certain black Scottish cyclops of Greek myth.
Makes me wonder what would happen if a horse mated with a narwhal. Would we FINALLY get unicorns?
@@GoldenGrenadier Does he have a certain affinity for Scrumpy perhaps?
@@GoldenGrenadierAs a Texan I felt my blood pressure rise reading about such a person.
Tom Green in this movie is making Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise look like a great multiple characters actor, Adam Sandler a Oscar performance comedian in Jack and Jill, and Eddie Murphy performance as Pluto Nash a master piece......
I know was intended to be not only bad but THE WORST, still is impressive this movie was produced by 3 people, 3 people throw money to Tom Green to direct and act in this rotten egg of a movie, did they though they would get money back or something positive out of this? Is just amazing the stupidity of people in some movies or shows, but this, this is downright "I don't give a shit about my career or my life choices anymore" bad.
This movie was relentlessly advertised on one website during the period of it's release for a viral marketing campaign. Can you guess which website?
Newgrounds. Of course it was Newgrounds.
I have lost any respect I once held for that site, and now wish to vacate my head of all early internet memories of it.
Lilith Henry
Grow up...
That was nearly 2 decades ago, they learned by now.
Where would we be today without a creative platform that doesn’t regulate anything?
+Issa Beganović
"Where would we be today without a creative platform that doesn't regulate anything?"
Kazakhstan. So, Aladeen or Aladeen?
Pleasure Island?
Alright, so this is a double feature between Freddy Got Fingered and... No Country for Nostalgic Men?
I was dying laughing in this vid when he pointed out that at the institute "for sexually molested children" the kids are watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's fucking awesome. Shitty movie no doubt, but the level of wtf in that choice is awesome. Whoever thought of it, I know they must have had a great laugh thinking about it and then doing it. I certainly would have.
Damn, Tamara's really good at dramatic acting
yea just like every other person in high school drama
Agreed! She could actually try like...real acting, and probably be incredible!
Overlord she is doing real acting. Just because Hollywood is the main source of media doesnt mean it's the only one. I think what Doug and the rest of the indie you tubers are doing is awesome. Tamara is great I wish her the best if she ever does get picked up by a major studio it will be sad to see her go
Totally shes much better than rachel.
Overlord Whoa whoa whoa, let’s take it easy there
Tom Green is Canada's punishment? I thought it was Justin Bieber.
Actually, on second thought, they both are.
Bieber is Canada's Herpes. Green at least has some charm underneath the raunchyness.
@@dnmstarsi what charm
@@jarrodedson5441 If you watched this review, the answer is there.
Bieber makes Tom Green seem like a saint by comparison
Canada is secretly very hateful and wishes harm on the world. But it's still Canada so their weapons are Tom Green, Justin Bieber, and coldfronts.
When Rip Torn was on his death bed and was asked if he had any regrets.
".......Freddy Got Fingered, maybe."
This is what kills him between MIB 2 &3
Hand sanitizer?
Lol 😂😂
MAYBE!!!???
he actually said tom green is one of the best directors he ever worked with
Tom Green is like Canada's version of Adam Sandler: He CAN be funny, but for whatever reason, is constantly NOT funny.
wow you're right
At least Adam Sandler didn't intentionally make on the worst things humanity has ever done (that doesn't involve murder)
At least Adam Sandler's good at acting in serious roles. What serious role have you seen Tom Green do?
I’m assuming he made a movie that was funny, but he didn’t quite know _why_ it was funny. So when he went to make another movie, he accidentally included all the unfunny stuff while leaving the funny stuff out.
*That goes for them both
I'm terrified of what is behind that censor bar.
Seen it. It's not worth it
Me too
damn pc millennials missed this amazing oddity of a movie
I thought everwing dragons had no fear! Was i wrong?
OoOoOoh SpoOoOoOoky hoOoOoOorse schloOoOoOoOong!
James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... and This guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen.
Gunn was fired for being a pedo.
Mr. Reality- I think it’s less about normalizing and more about taking it to such absurd levels it’s actually hilarious. It’s still distasteful and horrendous. But you can’t help admire how far they’re willing to take it and not apologize for any of it.
Glenn B He did only joke about it and he did it 10 years ago. Apparently, joking about something a decade ago and becoming a better person afterwards deserves only hate and ridicule
@Mr. Reality that makes no sense. You are here just to attack people you dont like, not to ad someting to the conversation
Mr. Reality If you really think making jokes about pedophilia is defending pedophilia, I really feel sorry for you. And by the way you’re throwing out “leftist “ and “bot” like rice cakes at a wedding... I really really REALLF feel sorry for you.
Honestly, Tom Green was the best part about this season of Celebrity Big Brother. So yeah, he CAN do good things. Just not stuff that gives him all of the control.
He’s actually pretty smart. Freddy got fingered is purposefully awful
His friendship with Kato this season was amazing!
They gave him 14 million dollars to make a movie, so he bought jewels! JEWELS! And a helicopter ride!
This movie is a giant middle finger to the guys who gave him the money. It’s purposeful. And great for that purpose.
Tom Green was bad ass in big brother
@Jared Brinkman the biggest idiots in film and TV are actually really smart irl!
8:02 “Life has given me that sentence to report to you” - Nostalgia Critic
For the longest time I thought this was a nightmare on elm street sequel...
Lmao
I'm just watching this before it gets taken down by TH-cam.
Yeah it probably will we all can predict that
At the very least it'll get demonitized.
HIGH QUALITY CONTENT
It's still here guys.
You're timing was very off.
My god of all movies he could review on my birthday... it's THIS one. Backwards man away!
Congratulations!
my birthday is this saturday!
Happy birthday.
Congrats
Yo, it's my birthday, too!
Happy Birthday!
“When the f**k is this movie going to end” - the producers right before they burst into flames
ok. I've never seen Freddy got Fingered and it's likely i never will. but I'll tell ya, watching this review sure as hell made me wanna watch No Country for Old Men. bravo, Critic!
Watch Freddy first
No Country For Old Men was based on the novel of the same, which read the novel before you watch the movie.
Watch it
I've seen it. Pretty good actually, but it's not perfect. Still, I recommend giving it a look.
They are both good movies I like Freddy a lil better than country old men
You know, there is this wonderful quote of Stephan King that he said when he first saw Kubrik's adaptation of The Shining - "This is a movie made to hurt people". And it is very true for The Shining, although probably not in the way that King's meant. It has this abyssal-quality to it, that just keeps people coming back. Something beautiful, yet incomplete. Surreal, yet terrifying. And for some reason, I felt the same thing when seeing those sausages hanging on strings from the ceiling and moving in accordance with Gorde's fingers, all while he sings to his father about whether or not he would like some of the aforementioned sausage. It was horrible. It was terrifying, And it struck a chord within my soul, leaving me with a sense of helplessness like I've never felt before. So yeah, this is a movie made to hurt people. And I'm hurt. I think we all are.
A true poet.
Go in the corner and think about what you've done.
I think the one scene in Kubrick's Shining we feel that absolute, utter helpless confusion is when I think Wendy, (could be wrong), sees the man in a dog suit in the bedroom with a man in a formal suit, like wtf?
And obviously that naked beauty turned elderly and decayed is another thing but that we can chalk up maybe to the haunted hotel with a dark, manipulative past...whereas the above scene I listed....What. The. F?!
@@Heavenlyhounds96 I am not talking about a specific scene. That feeling of helplessness is one of the things that define The Shining, and every single film-making technique used in it was meant to enhance that feeling - the weird, uncomfortable, toy-like aesthetic of some rooms, the wide lense used to shot the film, the ghoulish appearance of the actors, the shots of the hallways that seem to last forever, and always leave you with this uncomfortable feeling of claustrophobia, as if their walls are closing in.
This movie achieved the same thing, but while The Shining did so with brilliant direction, this film does it with terrible, terrible writing. "The institute for sexually molested children", Gorde holding a sausage as his dick and slapping a worker with it while standing on the assembly line of a factory and screaming "ding dong", and those sausages, hanging from the wall and moving in this twisted, haunting harmony.
This scene did make me laugh, though, it was the laugh of a madman, who stared into a Lovecraftian incomprehensibility and was left no other choice. It cracked me up, but as it did, it took everything that I had inside me, and left me an empty, hollow shell.
Wisecrack on TH-cam did a few days ago upload a video about how Kubrick made the Shining so damn terrifying in that helplessness sense or such.
Havent wached the review yet. But I know I'm gonna have a fun time.
I saw it yesterday on the CA website, it made me feel sick >.< it's THAT bad
Never thought about watching it. Now I never will.
the movie seems to be so bad, its worth homocide
SuperMonkey94
I saw it yesterday too. At least Jim’s still alive 😀
"If some philosophers believe that complete perfection is hell, then what's the opposite? What's heaven? Nothing but flaws."
Holy shit that quote goes hard.
Critic, I'm so sorry.
Cheyenne Hayden No, don't be sorry for him! He killed a crew member with a grenade over this review & actually considered diving into the pit of shut. Don't dice into the Pit of Shut, Critic! Choose the Xavier Pit!!!!!
@@judymcclenny9549 can you blame him? This movie is the cinematic equivalent to a lobotomy
To be truly sorry is to join in the pain the critic had endeavored just for us. Otherwise sorry is just another word..... another phrase with no meaning to it
@NERD Incorporated yes yes the document shut it brat
I just hope you got over that dumb trend
Did anybody else watch Rebel Taxi's vlog about Freddy Got Fingered where they described the scene when Tom Green screams with a gun in his mouth in front of Anthony Michael Hall as being "Nostalgia Critic-level humor"?
ToruKun1 I think both him and Phantomstrider got him to do this review. I can’t prove it, but I want to believe
Now is that a compliment or a insult? Only time could tell.
It was very obviously an insult, "This feels like a Nostalgia Critic joke, where he threatens to kill himself and that's it, suicide is the punchline?" They also shat on the Linkara movie LMFAO
Wow this movie has put the other bad movies The Critic has reviewed to shamed
Well...
(PTSD from Garbage Pail Kids intensifies)
*cough* Master of Disguise *cough*
*AHHHH CHOOO* Food fight
EdgyZiggy9538 I was there man. I know how you feel.
You all do have good points
No Country For Old Men was SUCH a good film; easily one of the best roles from Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, and Josh Brolin
That coin toss scene was brilliant, the investigation was engaging, and the characters are interesting
I honestly have no gripes I can think of!
I admit... I laughed at “Daddy would you like some sausage?” Please tell me I’m not the only one...
Lindi Rufus Nope. It’s great.
I laughed at that and the scene where kids were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre and healing for being molested. Not sure why. I get recommended this movie a lot.
Lindi Rufus I laughed at Rip Torn throwing Tom Green out of the shower.
That scene has stuck with me for several years!
Lindi Rufus I'm not going to lie I cracked up at the part where he had on the skinned deer on his back just that stupid face and sound he was making made me lose it
what's worse:
an artist striving for success and failing spectacularly,
or one striving for failure and succeeding spectacularly?
The first one is funny and sad. The second one is Internet in a nutshell.
Jeez, Critic sounds so depressed in this review. I feel bad for you, dude. Having to suffer through all this torment.
Have you watched Doug's first viewing of this movie? It explains a lot of this review.
"There is no good. There is no evil. There is only Freddy Got Fingered." -Rob Walker
It's a joke
This is still the greatest middle finger movie ever made. Intentionally wasting millions of dollars that Fox gave him was the greatest bit Tom Green ever did.
26:18 Okay, I'm impressed. Tamara has some good dramatic acting skill.
Acting all around was pretty solid
"If you laugh, he shoots you."
And thus, it was the only act of terrorism in which everyone survived.
Dude, the exact same time I read "If you laugh, he shoots you" on your comment the same time Critic said it in the video. That was crazy timing
Lmao
Anyone wanna go rewatch No Country For Old Men?
It's on netflix
What was the point of parodying No Country For Old Men for this review?
Jacob Walton Now I wanna
I'm not sure he even saw it himself, the coin toss guy in the store isn't killed, and there are no sound effects or music in the film.
Quoting Nostalgia Critic from his Japan jack and the beanstalk review:
"Well the message of this movie is very straightforward, FEAR.
That one line perfectly encapsulates, this movie, Son of the Mask, and the Garbage Pail Kids Movie 😬
Don't forget Foodfight!
According to Tom Green from a Dennis Miller Live interview, The "I'm a Real Farmer Daddy" scene was originally recorded because Tom Green wanted the cow udder sucking scene to be in Freddy Got Fingered", so he recorded this scene with the sole purpose to be cut from the movie, but whomever was responsible decided to keep the Horse scene in, and cut the cow udder scene instead.
Okay now, you see, the problem with that, is that _neither of those scenes have anything to do with the movie!_ Both of them are completely unnecessary in a film about an "aspiring" "cartoonist."
@@MHurley21 Tom Green just made those scenes for shock value. That was a key part of his comedy after all.
It makes sense, because first he learns how to jerk off a horse and at the end he jerks off an elephant.
An aspiring cartoonist with f***** up daddy issues who's out to breakfast, lunch and tea...
+M. Hurley
I think that's the point. Everything I've heard about this movie seems to pretty directly suggest that Tom Green wanted to make a self-aware shitty comedy movie purely because he thought it would be funny to waste such an oppertunity on the dumbest gross-out dumb comedy film he could create. The film's still absolute shit, but it clearly revels in its ability to be shit and just how much studio money and time they can waste on this bomb.
It's almost like as the film went on Tom Green was specifically trying to figure out the structure of these types of low-brow comedies and attempting to make a story about someone struggling to understand those comedies. It's a movie about embracing the thing it's trying to subvert while still doing stuff that ends up falling deeper down into the rabbit hole of what they're making....
I mean, it's a big pointless waste of time, but there's somehow clear authorial intent behind this horrific disgusting waste of time.
[Sees this... strange movie recommended on the side] Oh, heck no! Also, not sure if intentional, but... Tom Green. I saw a lot of green in this video. The green reflection in the Critic's glasses, the green store hours sign, and the green items on the fridge. Critic? You okay? Coincidence, or... something more sinister?
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Yo.
Don't forget the grenade
A giant middle finger made out of tiny middle fingers? Oh I NEED that as a poster now! Merch? Limited time merch? No? Ok...
I wish i world be been able to see the reactions of the people who received the request to make that “institute for sexually molested children” sign
I remember when Phantomstrider did a review on this with Doug and said it was worse than Garbage Pail Kids...
1. No doubt he was right
2. The few clips I saw forever scarred my undeveloped brain
I saw that too that's what brought me to this nostalgia critic review. I wanted to see his take because he genuinely looked both shocked and disgusted at the same time.
I'm just going to leave this question here: Does Strider make a cameo in this review? Or if not, does Doug mention him? Because if not, I'm not watching the video.
@@critica77y77 no he hasn't
@F-zero91maru “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” was laughably boring and not scary. I saw it as a teenager and didn’t understand why this movie is a classic. “Psycho” & “Halloween” are far better slasher movies.
I'm not gonna blame him for calling it the worst movie he has ever seen. Because this film...I can't even call it a disaster. It defies description. No other comedy film could ever be as bad as Freddy got Fingered. Not even Jack and Jill.
Holy shit... This was the best NC review i've ever seen, great job guys!!!
Mr. Skeletal I think I have a brain aneurysm.
I wouldn’t say best but still it was great then again im pretty sure I don’t have proper thinking anymore sooooooooo... take my opinion how you want
I agree or idk
This review gave some Baby Geniuses vibes with the way NC tackled this shit.
I dig your reviews so much, I found myself hitting like on this comment before I even watched it. You never disappoint.
Lol. Good job Doug.
The No Country for Old Men homage was fantastic
I don't care what they say, this movie is funny as hell!
this movie is a perfect example of the saying, “Just because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should do it.”
SweetTooth_FTW That’s kind of Tom Greens point. He didn’t really want to make a movie, so he just made the dumbest movie possible.
but that still doesn’t change the fact that some people are not going to like the film even if it is the point
@@hellhounddex666 So? He wanted to make a film like this when he got the chance and he was hyped to win Razzies for this flick. So what if people hate this film, he had a plan and he achieved it. People liking it was probably a bonus.
@@dnmstarsi Lolo fair enough also question
"You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
Fun fact, a man was arrested for not returning a VHS of this that he had rented from Blockbuster over a decade ago.
Why do you consider this fun, but nice
Blockbuster is/was insane. take the person to collections/civil court. wtf get a warrant for this nonsense
Then the blockbuster employee fingered him
I believe Nostalgia Critic would like some sausages
StickMaster500 *_Daddy would you like some sausage?_*
Its always sausage with the both of you
You like hot dogs don't you?
Wait... You look familiar... Weren't you mentioned in a Soundsmith or Robtheawsm video?
It's a sausage party
Tom Green is the malfunctioning original prototype for the Paul brothers.
Actually he's the malfunction original prototype for rob schneider
Who then was a malfunctioning prototype for the Paul Brothers.