@largochain4202 Are your walls also made of gingerbread? And do you own an oven large enough to fit a small child? Just asking questions, trying to get an idea of what kind of person makes their housing insulation cotton candy.
watched for the cool concept. subscribed because "you picked a bad - i picked a bad time to get - you picked a - i picked a - YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST FRIEND"
I subscribed because this comment reminded me that though I've been watching his videos all day while I do shenanigans around the house, I didn't subscribe yet 😂
"please i am just a little goblin i will not drop good items REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Sounds exactly like what a little goblin that'll drop good items would say. Also, 11:22. It's pronounced, "Ōld Fōlk's Hōme."
I somehow managed to do this my first time playing Skyrim, a couple months ago, didn’t even know it was a thing before creating a second character a couple weeks ago
@@TheKoriKasai "The term "hit points" (HP) in gaming originated from wargames in the 1920s and was popularized by Dave Arneson in the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons: Wargames In wargames like Don't Give Up the Ship and Ironclads, each ship had a "life" parameter that represented how many hits it could take from a 14-inch shell." Kind of random comment from OP but interesting nonetheless.
What a shame you didn't use the Goblin Creation Club item. You could have gotten access to the Goblin Staff, a staff that shoots out lightening for 40 pts of damage then jumps to another target, just like the Staffs used by the Goblins in Oblivion. That said, good video.
Oh hey I know that melee killmove animation thing it happens when two things are true 1: Your target is the last remaining hostile nearby (usually always true from the Dragonborn, unless you bring a compainion or are in some kind of 3-way fight) 2: Your target has Health less than or equal too ~2x the damage of the killing blow (after mitigation) So an attack that does 25 damage can killmove a 45 hp target if they're the last one standing and this applies to the player, so enemies can grab you too if your (max) health and armor is low enough (it's why Two Handed enemies can be so terrifiying on higher difficulties, particularly if you have mods that enhance enemy lethality)
I once did a playthrough where I played as a dark elf, and made it as close to a goblin as possible. I named them "Nota-Gob-Lin" and he was a mischievous magic user.
I instantly fell in love with that meme when I saw an animation based on it. The visuals and audio were hilarious. I ended up watching a bunch of them, but I don't think I ever found the original version. Poor little guy. XD
14:24 I don’t mean to be a backseat driver (especially since I’m not even sure this would work) but you probably could’ve done this if you used a few “glitches”. For example there’s a glitch to get all words of the whirlwind sprint shout easily, if you did that glitch along with the werewolf glitch to equip multiple necklaces of Talos you probably could’ve done this section without sizing yourself up
"FEATURES" more or less it was something I kind of forgot about, I haven't played the Skyrim story in forever, and almost only play modded these days. So I am just the big dumb dumb who does zero research, and that needs to change XD So thank you for your insight
This puzzle also let's you shout twice back to back to make it easy to do with just the base shout. Don't know if he tried that or if that would be enough to get through though.
I think this is one of few videos I've watches that had someone just genuinely enjoy what they're playing. Your humour and enthusiasim is everything to me, thank you
I like your style of editing a lot. Soundtrack volume is perfect, jokes are punctual and not overplayed and I especially like all the added sound effects like the stone scraping sound etc. I also appreciate the fact that you don’t zoom in every two seconds like I’ve seen in some other videos.
26:02 what she sees Also you could totally beat the run without changing your size, you'd just need the time stop shout (technically also super speed) instead of whirlwind sprint
Oh my god the kill animation. I’m running a thief/assassin with over 200hp and that stupid encounter with the orc, dark elf and Breton wearing stolen imperial uniforms will one-shot me 50% of the time. I can’t back down from loot though so I find ways around it. Mainly invisibility and such.
"i may have picked a bad time to get lost friend" :( "you picked a bad time to get lost friend" :) "i picked a bad tim..." :( "you picked a bad time to get lost friend" >:)
4:36 this whole back and forth was so funny to me for no reason You cutting yourself off, really felt like how the npcs talk when you start spamming the interact key
fun fact about the claw doors the amount of rotations stays the same so regardless of what the symbols are (theyll match up of course) but you can spin them the same amount of time every play through to open the door, bleak falls door is two two two every time
You've done it, and it's actually amazing that by just two rules (3 HP and no stealth) you've eliminated both of the notoriously OP builds and got to actually experience the game as a mage. Also a note on the instakill animations - they not only take your HP, but also actually ignore your armour. IIRC it's literally a calculation like `if (your_hp
Yeah, this was a mistake on my part, I kinda just forgot that I could get more words for it. Only got reminded by helpful comments like yours, so thank you
God I hate the kill move on low hp thing Like I normally play with immortal mode on cuz I just like runnin around doin shit and snatching everything I can like some kind of demented magpie but don’t wanna have to get my progress set back when I die, but with immortal mode you still have to deal with kill animations and it can fuck up your game in weird ways when the killmoves don’t actually kill you, like you can end up decapitated and still run around without a head or if a dragon tosses your body aside you can’t move around in third person anymore, just rotate the camera vertically
@@larsburrito dead but not dead is accurate. I don’t think there’s a way to turn them off without mods, but there might be a console command I don’t know about
This recommendation might be a bit out of left field, but as far as ragdolling is concerned, I highly recommend Titan Quest and/or Grim Dawn. Though I believe it's a bit toned down in Grim Dawn, so more a recommendation for Titan Quest. Action RPG, if oyu overkill enemies, they start flying all over the place, falling down cliffs outside the map or getting stuck in trees. IN some rare delightful cases their character model starts going wonky and limbs get stuck in geometry during that, leading to some big stretches.
the truce delegates were much too unfair to gnoblinborn. if i was at the table/therapy session, i'd be like "the world's fate hangs on the fingers of a 3 HP green person, surely we can figure out SOMETHING to support him, no?"
hey man, found you through the recommended page, really cool that u found what gets you views, your style is really fun and you're really funny, it really seems like you're having fun with this, and i hope you continue to grow, cause you really deserve it, you're dedicated and creative and funny! 😁
This immediately reminds me of when I was doing a Falmer dungeon and a bunch of the farmers showed up miniature like .5 versions of themselves I think it was Nchuland-Zel or however it’s spelled
i think you can get more words of the whirlwind sprint shout to make up for the smaller size... if i remember to check i will inform of sucess or failure👍
I feel like the "no stealth at all" is a little unfair to yourself and your instincts/muscle memory. Alternatively: no bows and maybe when the eye is about halfway open the goblin freaks out and panics.
I tried this, but he always instantly cast the meteor rain again, and then clear skies had a semi long recharge, meaning I couldn’t cast dragon rend again to pull him to the ground. I could also just be bad, very probable.
Is it not technically a soft lock at the Horn because with all 3 words of Whirlwind you go twice as far? Also, HOLY SHIT would this ever be the run to use wards on.
@TheRoseReaper For the word at the northwest of the map, I think in the dungeon Volskigge, both the dungeon and the dragon priest are entirely optional. You just run up the side of the mountain, read the word from the wall, then haul ass while the dragon priest is still waking up. If you get that word of power before going to the greybeards, you can perform an exploit that removes the need to find the 3rd word of whirlwind sprint at all. Acquire 2 dragon souls, 1 to unlock the first word, 1 for later. Go to the Greybeards to do the initiation, then follow them to the courtyard. Wulferth will then teach you the 2nd word of whirlwind sprint, and you can unlock it in the magic section *before* he transfers his knowledge of the shout to you. When he does transfer his knowledge, the game will add a 3rd soul to the whirlwind sprint shout, unlocking the 3rd word for you to use. Enjoy!
Trying to play more games I’ve been missing, like New Vegas and Skyrim. Still plan on playing Cyberpunk, as I’ve barely scratched the surface of builds and ideas. But definitely wanting to branch out more!
Ah yes, the Skyrim Goblussy build
I almost auto pinned for super shame XD
@@larsburrito lmaooo
@@larsburrito do it.
@@larsburrito DO IT
I only see a proud, although strange individual, who goes for what he wants. I can respect that
“You from one of the strongholds, Orc?”
“goblin 😐”
“How did you end up here?”
“walked 😐”
“how did you get here orc”
“walked”
🗿
"Goblin"
I like to interpret any snarky comment mocking the NPCs as the actual goblin saying goblin stuff.
I especially can see that when he mocks the kid at 9:38
"Why you puffed up ignorant-"
"OoHohOHoh Pughffed up!! IEEEGHNORAAANT!!! OHOHOHOHO!!!"
I can't believe the "Small Little Goblin" meme is done by the voice actor of Persona 3's protagonist in the remake...
But wait, there's more:
He's also the english VA of Zenitsu from Demon Slayer
@@datrtzhush3734and Luke! From Streets!
Every time Aleks Le gets a prominent role, the Small Little Goblin video retroactively becomes even funnier.
I just started replaying skyrim, get out of my walls and stop eating the insulation.
but I'm hungry >:[
How do you know it’s insulation and not cotton candy? You’ve never tried it 😓
@@rustyrodgers7566 it is cotton candy, I just use it as insulation. however lars just sees it as cotton candy.
@@larsburrito and I'm cold because of you (⓿_⓿)
@largochain4202
Are your walls also made of gingerbread? And do you own an oven large enough to fit a small child? Just asking questions, trying to get an idea of what kind of person makes their housing insulation cotton candy.
Dont hit me im just a small goblin (Performs a full fus ro dah)
Alternate title: smol goblin and fire wife fight dragon jesus (evil) and win (eventually)
a shrivelled up little booger with comically large ears standing next to a womanly entity of pure hotness (literal hellfire)
good choice not taking survival mode because you physically cannot get up to bleak falls barrow without becoming cold enough to lose 3 hp
Skyrim as a gameplay accurate dnd wizard, with glass bones and paper skin
falls unconscious from 1d4 stubbee toe damage
watched for the cool concept. subscribed because "you picked a bad - i picked a bad time to get - you picked a - i picked a - YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST FRIEND"
Personally, I subscribed because Oshawott cute, but that moment certainly helped.
I subscribed because this comment reminded me that though I've been watching his videos all day while I do shenanigans around the house, I didn't subscribe yet 😂
His natural hieght
"please i am just a little goblin i will not drop good items REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Sounds exactly like what a little goblin that'll drop good items would say.
Also, 11:22. It's pronounced, "Ōld Fōlk's Hōme."
I don’t care how much fire resistance costs, I would definitely marry the hot fire lady
Mesothelioma, but got a fire wife. Worth.
fun fact:
You can save just before or possibly during character creation to have a prisoner save to skip the cart ride
huge bahonga brain move
I somehow managed to do this my first time playing Skyrim, a couple months ago, didn’t even know it was a thing before creating a second character a couple weeks ago
nah translating "ah indeed?" to "oh word" is so fucking funny wtf
The making potions to never use and only sell is a certified nord classic
What about the time honoured tradition of making potions to carry around forever because you *might* use them and never selling or using them
@@regrettablemuffin9186 Ah, yes. My strategy for skyrim.
But not Nord. Goblin.
Always remember, hit points originated from how many 14 inch shells a ship can survive
Huh?
@@TheKoriKasai
"The term "hit points" (HP) in gaming originated from wargames in the 1920s and was popularized by Dave Arneson in the tabletop role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons:
Wargames
In wargames like Don't Give Up the Ship and Ironclads, each ship had a "life" parameter that represented how many hits it could take from a 14-inch shell."
Kind of random comment from OP but interesting nonetheless.
Close enough, welcome back Fartbuckle.
mitten has made grabbing buckets a legal requirement
May he rest in peace o7
He was far from the first, but he will always be one of the great bucketeers
"At any time, I could get sucked into an animation"
When this can outright rob you of things you could've otherwise dealt with...
Your honor, my client is just silly.
illusion and conjuration with one hp is business as usual for me
What a shame you didn't use the Goblin Creation Club item. You could have gotten access to the Goblin Staff, a staff that shoots out lightening for 40 pts of damage then jumps to another target, just like the Staffs used by the Goblins in Oblivion.
That said, good video.
ah, but the widdle gobwin doesnt drop good items, hes only level 1!
Oh hey I know that melee killmove animation thing
it happens when two things are true
1: Your target is the last remaining hostile nearby (usually always true from the Dragonborn, unless you bring a compainion or are in some kind of 3-way fight)
2: Your target has Health less than or equal too ~2x the damage of the killing blow (after mitigation)
So an attack that does 25 damage can killmove a 45 hp target if they're the last one standing
and this applies to the player, so enemies can grab you too if your (max) health and armor is low enough (it's why Two Handed enemies can be so terrifiying on higher difficulties, particularly if you have mods that enhance enemy lethality)
14:00
You can do this while undersized or overencumbered by waiting an hour between dashes as the gates do not close while waiting
“It all started with morrowind because that was the first good one”
Frick off, Daggerfall was fun.
Is*
Morrowboomer when they meet the Daggelder
@@dr.vikyll7466 i still have it, but i havent played it in years. I play skyrim and Monster Hunter now.
Battle of the oldheads
Skyrim is trash. It just took most of us years to realize it. If you don't play with mods the game gets boring quick
I once did a playthrough where I played as a dark elf, and made it as close to a goblin as possible. I named them "Nota-Gob-Lin" and he was a mischievous magic user.
I instantly fell in love with that meme when I saw an animation based on it. The visuals and audio were hilarious. I ended up watching a bunch of them, but I don't think I ever found the original version. Poor little guy. XD
It's by aleks le. he has a youtube channel if you care
No, you're fine. "Hehe silly ragdoll" is ALWAYS funny. ALWAYS.
14:24 I don’t mean to be a backseat driver (especially since I’m not even sure this would work) but you probably could’ve done this if you used a few “glitches”. For example there’s a glitch to get all words of the whirlwind sprint shout easily, if you did that glitch along with the werewolf glitch to equip multiple necklaces of Talos you probably could’ve done this section without sizing yourself up
PS. I said “glitches” because this game has been rereleased so many times with nothing patched out they might as well be features
"FEATURES" more or less it was something I kind of forgot about, I haven't played the Skyrim story in forever, and almost only play modded these days. So I am just the big dumb dumb who does zero research, and that needs to change XD
So thank you for your insight
@@larsburritoyou could have also picked up the other words of whirlwind sprint, if memory serves the distance is extended
This puzzle also let's you shout twice back to back to make it easy to do with just the base shout. Don't know if he tried that or if that would be enough to get through though.
This is criminally underrated. Unusually wholesome vibes for Skyrim content, which is a welcomed change of pace, and your editing is hysterical.
I think this is one of few videos I've watches that had someone just genuinely enjoy what they're playing. Your humour and enthusiasim is everything to me, thank you
I like your style of editing a lot. Soundtrack volume is perfect, jokes are punctual and not overplayed and I especially like all the added sound effects like the stone scraping sound etc. I also appreciate the fact that you don’t zoom in every two seconds like I’ve seen in some other videos.
Zoom in does not equal funny most times XD
I find the concept of a goblin gremlin who can summon tall fire lady who is done with his shit so funny
My next ttrpg character tbh
@@larsburrito dammit! It was going to be my next DND character!
@@amyshaw893 you have my blessing to use it XD
@@larsburrito 💜
I fucking LOVE the level 1 goblin meme holy shit this is one for the ages
wow finally a Burrito video that is loud enough to hear and the first thing I see is an ancient meme unearthed to wreak havoc on this mortal plane 👍
26:02 what she sees
Also you could totally beat the run without changing your size, you'd just need the time stop shout (technically also super speed) instead of whirlwind sprint
Thank you for filling the Mitten squad shaped void in my soul
You jumping behind the rock while fighting the dragon reminded me of that scene where the dragonborn does that in senile scribbles 😂 love it
"yeah...I think I'm just gonna go..." - Dragon that doesn't give dudes rides
Oh my god the kill animation. I’m running a thief/assassin with over 200hp and that stupid encounter with the orc, dark elf and Breton wearing stolen imperial uniforms will one-shot me 50% of the time. I can’t back down from loot though so I find ways around it. Mainly invisibility and such.
"i may have picked a bad time to get lost friend" :(
"you picked a bad time to get lost friend" :)
"i picked a bad tim..." :(
"you picked a bad time to get lost friend" >:)
Skyrim: little guy simulator
Katy Perry’s “Firework” sent me ROLLING!
4:36 this whole back and forth was so funny to me for no reason
You cutting yourself off, really felt like how the npcs talk when you start spamming the interact key
19:34 now you know how that arasaka netrunner feels in cyberpunk
daggerfall slander detected @ 19:23
technically possible to avoid the size up in the speed puzzle, get the other words of whirlwind sprint for longer range
I forgor it had more then one word to it, that is 100% on me
Challenge idea: you’re deathly allergic to grass
You can’t touch grass textures or grass models
The "Vtuber challenge" goes wild XD
The Clear Skies shout ends Alduin's meteor shower.
You need to do the dlc as a goblin
Or some other creature
I find this video hilarious and love the good stuff
Alternative Title: How a small wittle goblins proves how overpowered being able to save and reload is.
13:58 you dont actually need to fail here. If youre dedicated enough, you can get the other two Whirlwind Sprint words to use.
fun fact about the claw doors
the amount of rotations stays the same
so regardless of what the symbols are (theyll match up of course) but you can spin them the same amount of time every play through to open the door, bleak falls door is two two two every time
8:23 underated jokes 😂 Thanks for the vid as always 💚🐸
I clicked to hear the funny noise. Im staying for the skyrim funny
The tiny little pokemon on the left side of the screen is probably my favorite part of the video
You've done it, and it's actually amazing that by just two rules (3 HP and no stealth) you've eliminated both of the notoriously OP builds and got to actually experience the game as a mage.
Also a note on the instakill animations - they not only take your HP, but also actually ignore your armour. IIRC it's literally a calculation like `if (your_hp
you could go out to learn more words of the dash shout and return to that trap later tho
Yeah, this was a mistake on my part, I kinda just forgot that I could get more words for it. Only got reminded by helpful comments like yours, so thank you
You have the personality of ash’s oshawatt
God I hate the kill move on low hp thing
Like I normally play with immortal mode on cuz I just like runnin around doin shit and snatching everything I can like some kind of demented magpie but don’t wanna have to get my progress set back when I die, but with immortal mode you still have to deal with kill animations and it can fuck up your game in weird ways when the killmoves don’t actually kill you, like you can end up decapitated and still run around without a head or if a dragon tosses your body aside you can’t move around in third person anymore, just rotate the camera vertically
I think I saw this on a different Skyrim video. "Dead but not dead" thing. Think it was the Skyrim with lootbox video!
@@larsburrito dead but not dead is accurate. I don’t think there’s a way to turn them off without mods, but there might be a console command I don’t know about
Holly, Burrito dropping absolute cinema, KINO even. Awesome editing and pacing
Calling frostbite cupped fart is great lol
ermmmmm you could've spammed Netch Jelly to go further while doing the whirlwind sprint puzzle to not invalidate the run
I wasnt expecting a bakugan reference but im here for it
Oh hey! I've actually done this before! But as a kobold! Man... I never finished that run... I should do that
This recommendation might be a bit out of left field, but as far as ragdolling is concerned, I highly recommend Titan Quest and/or Grim Dawn. Though I believe it's a bit toned down in Grim Dawn, so more a recommendation for Titan Quest. Action RPG, if oyu overkill enemies, they start flying all over the place, falling down cliffs outside the map or getting stuck in trees.
IN some rare delightful cases their character model starts going wonky and limbs get stuck in geometry during that, leading to some big stretches.
Sadly, I do know those by heart.
Screams in 0000000f
Also fun fact that code has never changed since oblivion.
the truce delegates were much too unfair to gnoblinborn. if i was at the table/therapy session, i'd be like "the world's fate hangs on the fingers of a 3 HP green person, surely we can figure out SOMETHING to support him, no?"
hey man, found you through the recommended page, really cool that u found what gets you views, your style is really fun and you're really funny, it really seems like you're having fun with this, and i hope you continue to grow, cause you really deserve it, you're dedicated and creative and funny! 😁
2mins in, earned my sub. Otters are my fav animal and I love oshawott!
3:39 is just like a low-key version of the goblin meme.
Skyrim but you’re just a little guy 🥺
🥺
This immediately reminds me of when I was doing a Falmer dungeon and a bunch of the farmers showed up miniature like .5 versions of themselves
I think it was Nchuland-Zel or however it’s spelled
I thought your prof pic was that guy in Wayne's world from a glance lol
Silly little goblin kills a god
Truly, the content I subcribed for
HEY THATS NOT SMOL THATS A BIG AND NORMALLY GOBLIN … in fact a really strong and big goblin :( .. a perfect size of goblin
The little sfx edits with sudden cuts get me.
13:48 Drink a *Paralysis* potion DURING Whirlwind sprint, it ragdolls u and the momentum will yeet + slide you to the other side.
Now this, is epic
14:10
You could probably do it by getting the other words of power for that shout
Paralysis potion will give U the extra yeet+slide to make it.
You could've gotten the rest of the Whirlwind Sprint shout in order to not cheat at the Horn.
Still solid run tho. Great Video
6:42 PUT THE STINKY ON EM!
You’ve committed crimes against solstheim and they’re hp, What say in your defence?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M JUST A SMOOOOOOOL WIDDLE GOBLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
i think you can get more words of the whirlwind sprint shout to make up for the smaller size... if i remember to check i will inform of sucess or failure👍
very unlucky on those atronach explosions to fail every 50/50
Bro fr went goblin mode.
Chacharealsmooth
I feel like the "no stealth at all" is a little unfair to yourself and your instincts/muscle memory. Alternatively: no bows and maybe when the eye is about halfway open the goblin freaks out and panics.
I enjoy watching my gen 5 starter play skyrim as a goblin
You can use clear skies to clear away the metor rain from Alduin since it is a weather effect
I tried this, but he always instantly cast the meteor rain again, and then clear skies had a semi long recharge, meaning I couldn’t cast dragon rend again to pull him to the ground.
I could also just be bad, very probable.
Is it not technically a soft lock at the Horn because with all 3 words of Whirlwind you go twice as far?
Also, HOLY SHIT would this ever be the run to use wards on.
I’m sorry, I drink stupid juice mixed with plutonium every night, it’s a bad habit. But it does taste really good
@@larsburrito💀💀💀
The both of em are locked behind dragon priests right?
@TheRoseReaper For the word at the northwest of the map, I think in the dungeon Volskigge, both the dungeon and the dragon priest are entirely optional. You just run up the side of the mountain, read the word from the wall, then haul ass while the dragon priest is still waking up.
If you get that word of power before going to the greybeards, you can perform an exploit that removes the need to find the 3rd word of whirlwind sprint at all.
Acquire 2 dragon souls, 1 to unlock the first word, 1 for later. Go to the Greybeards to do the initiation, then follow them to the courtyard. Wulferth will then teach you the 2nd word of whirlwind sprint, and you can unlock it in the magic section *before* he transfers his knowledge of the shout to you. When he does transfer his knowledge, the game will add a 3rd soul to the whirlwind sprint shout, unlocking the 3rd word for you to use. Enjoy!
@@larsburritocan also just use a paralysis potion mid-whirlwind
"one of the new servan..."
*Realy angry goblin noises*
Nice to see you branching out.
Trying to play more games I’ve been missing, like New Vegas and Skyrim. Still plan on playing Cyberpunk, as I’ve barely scratched the surface of builds and ideas. But definitely wanting to branch out more!
Yo Bob and his weave
I remember that General Sam joke and I laughed for much longer than anyone should
I remember that joke lost him a sponsor too XD
Im a small lil guy
Sparks spells are good against the spider as its venom spit is a spell.
Straight bangers every upload
W oshwott pfp
oh yeah. THIS is the run.
YESSS SKYRIM CHALLENGE RUNS ARE GREATTT good vid :D
3:00 damn I'm new to this channel so idk how much smash content you have, but that Marth joke got me
I am a gamer, I have played all games lol