@@CookieManToonZ why, of course we're forced to strangle each other, but the homework is still out of the list. Anyways I have to go, gotta prepare a seesaw for Tenko
Japanese: attack pearl harbour Americans: throws nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki Japanese: create anime and make it popular on the USA Americans: *surprised pikachu face*
Me : doesn’t have a crush Me anyways because I like to make people happy : you’re the best love doggo This is how much he deserves to be happy times 2 I I V
9:40 started watching Jojo, and instead of "i outsmarted your outsmarting", the subtitles said "your plans went deep, but mine went deeper". My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
#dankness Evil villain: (Wiping out an entire army with extreme powers) One person: (Slowly stands up in the middle of the crowd when everyone else is lying on the ground in pain) Evil villain: Oh, so you must be the main character?
#dankness You get a catgirl but she will interrupt your gamer moments Normal people: no i love my gamer moments Weebs: a small price to pay for salvation
#dankness Me ( a Christian ):watching Re:zero My parents: hey honey, is the new anime you’re watching good? Me: Uhm Yeah! I really like the girl with the blue hair... My parents: *look at the screen The screen: *rem being a cutie My parents: okay, she’s cute. *leaves The screen: *rem being a demon Me: *proud as fuck
Me, gets in my time machine, travels 300 years into the future. Sees 100% of the world population is cat-girls. Me: I suppose that or extinction was inevitable, one of the two.
#dankness “Your skin isn't paper, don't cut it Your face isn't a mask, don't hide it Your size isn't a book, don't judge it Your life isn't a film, don't end it” the tree with a face carved in it and has a mask "PEACE WAS AN OPTION"
You're the best love doggo! #Dankness Me: casually watching anime My mom and dad: walk in my room Me: quickly changes the tab but my parents still saw the anime My parents: I've seen enough.
Video: “CoMmEnT gOoD dOgGo AnD yOuR cRuSh WiLl LiKe YoU” Me: “Well you see, I would have a crush but I’ve got shit to study for and grades to worry about.”
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I didn't know women when losing arguments turn into anime characters. *Hmm...*
My mother would never transform into such non sense. She would transform into a very strong animal like a bull and charge right at me.
I’ve never saw a woman making those types of jokes though.
Hey ma name
@@TheHotBlade did you call anime non sense?!?!!?
Correct, I don't like anime, and I don't want to tell anyone why because my opinion would trigger a lot of people.
“You’re the best, love doggo” lol I need luck for tomorrow
Exact same for me lmao
how'd it go?
How did it gom
We need a follow up
I know I'm late, but I shall give you the rest of my luck
Good luck with what ever the hell you're doing right now and will be doing later
#Dankness
Me: Watching Anime
My Parents: Walks into the Room
My TV: Im about to do something called a Pro gamer move
Oooffff
*moans* emma chan what are you doing
@@stylish_pengu I did Not want to wake up to read that
@@Emma-qg9gb i hope this gets fetured btw this video i found in my efed up rcomended th-cam.com/users/w2Em2bbgNbhg
Only nerds watch anine
0:47 Naruto really need to say this to boruto xD
people: Naruto should become hokage and make world peace
also people: nOOOooOO bOruTo BaD nO fIgHtS
“You’re the best, love doggo”
"You're the best, love doggo"
I dont have a crush i love anime girls
@@kirito-hk2pf wait, Anime characters doesn't count? :(
"You're the best, love doggo"
"You're the best, love doggo"
#dankness
Me watching rent a girlfriend alone: wholesome
Kazuya starts yanking it
My parents: Hey hey!
Homework: [Exists.]
Teachers: *I'll take your entire stock!*
Joke's on you, we don't have homework in Hope's Peek Academy
Korekiyo Shinguji
Wait that's illegal
@@CookieManToonZ why, of course we're forced to strangle each other, but the homework is still out of the list. Anyways I have to go, gotta prepare a seesaw for Tenko
Korekiyo Shinguji I’m gonna be honest I’d rather be in hopes peak than where I stuck
@@khachmaxo that is better than me having a life
1:25 makes me so happy
#dankness
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me after graduating:
,,GIVE IT B-B-BACK! GIVE ME BACK MY PRECIOUS T-TIME!"
-Toko Fukawa
YES DANGANRONPA
@@adriantrajstman YEAAAAH, FELLOW DANGANRONPA FAN
@@khachmaxo I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
Speaking of time, I want to hop in a time machine and travel back to 2014, when times were simpler, and WAY better than they are now.
@@TheHotBlade the days would be better, if my dad wore a condom
0:53 damn naruto roasted boruto 0_0
Japanese: attack pearl harbour
Americans: throws nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Japanese: create anime and make it popular on the USA
Americans: *surprised pikachu face*
A gift for pardon
In other words Japan won the war for the axis powers. Slowly but surely.
Indeed
True peace
Americans with netflix adaptations "im four parellel universes ahead of you"
#dankness
kars:saves a dog from being hit from a car
cars:HE IS THE MESSIAH
#dankness
My mum: want me to be lawyer
My dad: want me to be doctor
7 yo me: *I want to be a hokage*
True
*flutes music intensifies*
a _what_ now?
@@themuffinman9307 a _hokage_
@@hamsandwich9024 *epic music intensifies*
Me : doesn’t have a crush
Me anyways because I like to make people happy : you’re the best love doggo
This is how much he deserves to be happy times 2
I
I
V
i read that inncorectly
*SHUSH*
9:40 started watching Jojo, and instead of "i outsmarted your outsmarting", the subtitles said "your plans went deep, but mine went deeper".
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Stands's names too.
WE outsmarted
When the time came I didn't even realize it because of those stupid subtitles. That's bullying, in my opinion.
It gave me something similar too. It sucked
1:56
Cheers, i'll drink to that.
"Dr Pepper drinking noises intensivies"
When you’re early: *Ascension noises*
these memes are something else.
"You're the best, love Doggo"
bad day: *exists*
Memellion: I'm about to end this man's whole career
How do you pronounce memellion?
😬😬
Is Bad day Male ?! 😳
SwordSlice410 oh ok thx
@SwordSlice410 same
0:28 bruh thats a lot of damage
#Dankness
Me making cereal: kalm
There is no milk: p a n i k
N o i c e
PaNiK
Katsuki Bakugo
PanIk
Pour cereal before milk.
Just eat cereal with ketchup
Nobody:
Memellion every 3 hours:
*Aight, imma upload memes*
my mom: if u pay the bills u can do what u want.
me: pays the bills. my mom: u weren’t supposed to do that #DANKNESS
Uhh Wrong Hashta-
@@Emma-qg9gb shut up weeb
I did it anyways
@@VidelBruh n o
#######################
#dankness
Evil villain: (Wiping out an entire army with extreme powers)
One person: (Slowly stands up in the middle of the crowd when everyone else is lying on the ground in pain)
Evil villain: Oh, so you must be the main character?
#dankness
Her : He's probably thinking about other women
Him : Does the cars from "Cars" need life insurance or car insurance ?
[visible confusion]
I've seen this before
Give it to me
What do you mean? It’s brand new
Yeah I’ve seen it before as well
@@giveittomerightnow same
I dont know if this means I've just having deja vu or if I just need to get off of my ass more, but im damn sure I've seen this before
A test: exists
A teacher in Monday: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
#dankness
Karen: you’re in America, speak English
Me: you have a brain and a mask, use them
Use them.
WE
“You’re the best, love doggo”
now where is my waifu
0:24
I'm so offended
I watched bdman crossfire series ,and its so underrated
The hero of that anime is the one at my pfp ,I'm a huge fan of him
6:30 - *Demoknight charges against that boy's enemies*
"You're the best,love doggo"
So are you with you're crush now
Congrats on literal 500K
you fell for my trap, fool
Thunder cross split attack
,,Please, kill me anytime"
-Nagito Komaeda
Sun...... RAYYYYYYY
"I activated my trap card!"
* Froze your body
No one:
Not a single soul:
3:50: HOkAgE
* Echidnya *
Weebs: *I'LL TAKE YOU ENTIRE STOCK*
*Only one in stock available*
Weebs: peace was never an option
1:20
Me, who isn’t even a gamer:
*Robotnik press the button*
#dankness
Mom: Stop dawdling! You're gonna be late for school!!!
Also Mom:*takes one hour to get ready in the bathroom*
Me:😑
3:47 THAT'S THE BEST PART
The naruto one at the beginning was too true tho
lol nice exatly 500k subs NOICE
#dankness
Karen: * doesn't wear a mask
Me: *KIRBY HAS FOUND YOUR SIN UNFORGIVABLE*
*INHALING MAXIMIZES*
#dankness
Him: I was thinking about other girls
Her: Always has been
Deserves to be featured
@@bmrabbit Yeah. Switch to your other account and give yourself a pat on the back
@Chris Boac, wait what
Congrats u hited 500k subs!
Ok, gta for an hour is bad for my eyes, but online school for 8 hours a day is fine?
#dankness
you're the best love doggo?- * INTENSE PHONE RING *
The bad dankness comments have reappeared, the world is ending
ok
Nice
Ok
0:51 you're goddamn right
karen and boomer: *starts fighting*
me: everyone get the popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!! mom get the camera!!!!!!!!
#dankness
Stay right there...
yes fbi, this comment right here
0:21
Can relate to this because of Meta Runner
Same here
2:14 That meme was talking about Kissanime wasnt it? XD
And 9anime
Keep up the good work 😊
#dankess
Memelion: uploads
me: *acheivment unlocked 1+ view 1+like*
7:04 "I can't wait till Joseph has the same headband as Caesar!"
Everybody gangsta till a loli tank driver starts kidnapping people
5:21 I actually was like "U dumb" then when I looked at the pic then looked at the piglin I was like "Hol' up" I couldn't unsee it.
As a wise man once said: Where is the lamb sauce for the thumbnail
#dankness
You get a catgirl but she will interrupt your gamer moments
Normal people: no i love my gamer moments
Weebs: a small price to pay for salvation
#Dankness
Day sixteen of posting an egg until featured 🥚
#dankness
me: steals candy
my dad: I am about to test my belt no jutsu
2:36 how did i not know this!?!
Couldn't agree more 0:49
you're the best ,love doggo
No one:
Literally no one:
Me when my family walks in my room: GET THE -F- DUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
#Dankness
4:05 the song popped into my head as soon as I saw the anime character (I have not watched what’s it’s from I know it from memes and stuff)
#dankness
Me ( a Christian ):watching Re:zero
My parents: hey honey, is the new anime you’re watching good?
Me: Uhm Yeah! I really like the girl with the blue hair...
My parents: *look at the screen
The screen: *rem being a cutie
My parents: okay, she’s cute. *leaves
The screen: *rem being a demon
Me: *proud as fuck
Your the best doggo
1:16
Me, who doesn't know anything about games: *deal*
#dankness
Me: I’ll save one for later
Everyone else in the maternity ward:
4:48
Incognito man. exe has stopped working
Me, gets in my time machine, travels 300 years into the future. Sees 100% of the world population is cat-girls.
Me: I suppose that or extinction was inevitable, one of the two.
0:09 Ask them where theirs is:
BOOM: Counter Argument
"You're the best, love doggo"
I can only try. Looool
Nice memes
I love you doggo you're the best doggo
1:04 Maybe they were right. Video games might cause violence.
#dankness
Normie: Anime is for losers with no life.
Die-Hard Weebs: (Knuckle Cracking Intensifies)
#DANKNESS
memellion: uv been visited by love doggo. This doggo will help u get ur crush.
Me: *I'M FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF U*
When someone tells me “Do this and this will appear in your dreams tonight.”: I don’t have dreams
1:23 a small price to pay for salvation
Me: *singing normally*
Chika: "Yo Yo!"
#dankness
0:45
Naruto's sensei approved that meme
You're the best,love doggo😂
You´re the best, love doggo
your the best,love doggo!
#dankness
“Your skin isn't paper, don't cut it
Your face isn't a mask, don't hide it
Your size isn't a book, don't judge it
Your life isn't a film, don't end it” the tree with a face carved in it and has a mask "PEACE WAS AN OPTION"
"You're the best, love doggo" He's cute
5:21 dat relatable moment
You're the best love doggo!
#Dankness
Me: casually watching anime
My mom and dad: walk in my room
Me: quickly changes the tab but my parents still saw the anime
My parents: I've seen enough.
when you comment "you're the best love doggo" but still have a friend
#dankness
Me: gets a girlfriend😮
Marries my girlfriend😎
Wakes up 😥
Next to her 😉👌 🍑
Shrek: like that's ever gonna happen
0:09
Just counter that with
"How did you know!?"
I would start a conversation on this topic but you look like a 12 year old... And I would prob go to jail 😂
Video: “CoMmEnT gOoD dOgGo AnD yOuR cRuSh WiLl LiKe YoU”
Me:
“Well you see, I would have a crush but I’ve got shit to study for and grades to worry about.”
1:23 a price to pay for salvation
8:19 true
1:20 i already pressed the button two years ago, and im not kidding they wear a costume constantly.
,,You're the best, love doggo"
Youre the best, love doggo
You're the best. Love doggo.
0:52
The manga is good,And boruto is more mature now in the manga as well.
You’re the best , love doggo.
1:05
Me: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW