Haha I was going to comment that he looks like Trent before I read the description. I'm so happy to see all you great content creators working together. You guys really make my day.
I tried once and never again. Too much of a hassle to haggle around. Besides Geralt owns a freaking castle and fancy summer house while much of his food and drinks can be looted from dead people.
Your Geralt voice is pretty good, "How do you like that silver?" I hope to see a runescape video done in this style one day, low level stuff has lots of weird stuff that would be great to see acted out.
Need to make an episode where the Witcher gets his junk removed and replaced with a metal'ish cod piece. Then, during sexy time with the ladies he says, "How do you like that silver?"
Its in the first part of the game. Literally a guy ask you to kill a ghost bc he cant drink from the well and his kiddo have poopy problems. And yes, he literally pays you like 10 crowns, but if you dont accept them then the guy pays you with an amethyst
@@vicentemartinjarapizarro9212I’m finally playing a more good playthrough and have never not taken the crowns until recently and found it hilarious that that whole time I could’ve been getting something worth more than what he was offering to begin with lmao
@@vicentemartinjarapizarro9212 How exactly does "I want you to kill my mother for 10 crowns becaude she doesnt wanna let me drink from the pond" translate to this contract in the game where you're tasked to kill a ghost, unrelated to him, because he needs clean water from the well?
I love the concept XD, someones just a mutten head and hires you to take out a person for a stupid reason, but in the end they are a monster afterall XD. Def a more interesting way to subvert expectations than the standard now a days.
I feel like this video needs a follow up video with perhaps law enforcement interviewing The Witcher an the Son throwing him under the bus so to speak. At the end The Witcher could pull out the contract.
Well, this is largely out of Geralt's character, he would never do it unless she is a monster, but after all its player accurate especially the haggling💀💀
Thank you for taking care of that! You're the best Mast Witcher : )
Did you jump on the puddle/pond after you tasted it? I bet your mother didn't let you do that either.
@@ilari90 My mum never had a problem with the splashing just the drinking pond water : )
Most excellent as always!
Haha I was going to comment that he looks like Trent before I read the description. I'm so happy to see all you great content creators working together. You guys really make my day.
This was the audio you forgot to record ages ago, isn't it ;)
Thus endth the tale of the kind hearted woman who made a forest playground for the village children.
The part with haggling the price of taking the contract is too damn accurate
I just stopped doing it. You spend 2 minutes to make 4 Crowns extra....
@@FraZzJidk about 4 crowns extra😂 I’ve for sure gotten 50-100 crowns more
@@FraZzJ Just start with a 50% increase. It works almost every time.
@@ForeverLaxx your suppose to say 60 dang it
I tried once and never again. Too much of a hassle to haggle around. Besides Geralt owns a freaking castle and fancy summer house while much of his food and drinks can be looted from dead people.
A good thing Geralt went through all the dialogue options or he would never have found out about the kids.
_"Sounds like a noonwraith to me, at least that's what I'll tell Vizimir."_ - Geralt.
"How do you like that silver?" as Geralt hacks and slashes the old woman completely in half.
A classic Witcher moment.
The "pam-pa-RAAAAM" man is the most accurate thing of this video. That song was a #1 smash hit in Geralt's day.
oh absolutely lmaoo
"pam-pa-RAAAAM
pam-pam pa-RAAAAAAAM"
by Poor Fucking Army
its funny how recognizable Trent is in these kind of animations :)
Normally Geralt wouldn't have done it, but he was hungry
...for *MURDER!*
Love your videos!
Making her a pawn of the witches of crookback bog was legendary
I love that I didn’t even question why Trent was here. He just exists wherever this art style does in my mind.
Lmao, that didn't even register xDDD
I was hoping for Joel Haver as the mother.
Your Geralt voice is pretty good, "How do you like that silver?"
I hope to see a runescape video done in this style one day, low level stuff has lots of weird stuff that would be great to see acted out.
I swear the "how do you like that silver" at the end gets me every time 🤣
Those haunting eyes of that soon-to-be dysentery riddled young man.
I love that Trent gets to help with this one. Love all these guys!!
I can't unsee you as Jim from the office, it has made every one of these, just Jim from the office pretending to be other people.
Trent is definitely the weird NPC of life
You and Trent are a great combo.
"How you like that silver?"
That "pamparam" at the very beginning hit me like a train of nostalgia
"Won't let me drink the groundwater"
Me...a hydrogeologist :D
"It's in me house" I just find that funny
Good for me belly.
At least he has all the pond water in the world now, well worth those 5 crowns
"How do you like that silver?"
Geralt, that's the wrong one!
No for legal reasons it 100% was not human
Need to make an episode where the Witcher gets his junk removed and replaced with a metal'ish cod piece. Then, during sexy time with the ladies he says, "How do you like that silver?"
the funniest part of this is that its actually a REAL mission on the game.... marvelous work as always 😔🙏
which contract is this? I can't find it :(
Its in the first part of the game. Literally a guy ask you to kill a ghost bc he cant drink from the well and his kiddo have poopy problems. And yes, he literally pays you like 10 crowns, but if you dont accept them then the guy pays you with an amethyst
That contract is way more serious than this one
@@vicentemartinjarapizarro9212I’m finally playing a more good playthrough and have never not taken the crowns until recently and found it hilarious that that whole time I could’ve been getting something worth more than what he was offering to begin with lmao
@@vicentemartinjarapizarro9212 How exactly does "I want you to kill my mother for 10 crowns becaude she doesnt wanna let me drink from the pond" translate to this contract in the game where you're tasked to kill a ghost, unrelated to him, because he needs clean water from the well?
The further in I got, the more I loved this sketch.
I literally just started playing the witcher 3 again yesterday! Impeccable timing
"I'm not a hitma- ok, 10,000"
“Damn, you’re ugly.”
darn this youtuber is underrated .. hope you get more subs mate..
“Good for me belly” 😂
I refreshed youtube and wow there's a new video by one of my fave creators! Not his mum lol
Omg the "How do you like that silver?" at the end killed me 🤣
Tastes good,
Good for me belly
😂😂
Trents delivery is just such a joy!
THE HAGGLING 😂
I watched this, It was wonderful. Thank you!
See the thing is, everyone has different priorities
Love your work!
Her only true crime was to have a son who is not so bright.
Never the less he managed to talk Geralt in to killing her.
Brilliant.
There’s endless possibilities when it comes to Witcher contracts. I’d like the job of writing Witcher contracts for the rest of my life.
Please just at least one more Witcher video, sire? Your Geralt is amazing 😄😂👌♥️
Good for me belly 😂😂
Trent is a deadpan deity.
“How do you like that silver” she was just a normal person so geralt using the silver sword just took longer to kill her lol
"when you put it that way.... Yeah."
The school of the cat witchers like:
“Good for me belly” made me laugh 😂😂😂
"How you like that silver" 😂😂😂 comedic gold
Breaks down the door "damn you're ugly!"
Wow I thought I was the only one who got this quest seeing as I haven't seen anywhere else on the internet talk about it
Thanks Matthew. This hit the spot. :)
must be strapped for cash if you're willing to kill for 5 whole crowns
I love the concept XD, someones just a mutten head and hires you to take out a person for a stupid reason, but in the end they are a monster afterall XD. Def a more interesting way to subvert expectations than the standard now a days.
I like the implication that she's actually a monster due to the use of the silver sword.
"You got water on the brain"
PAAAMMPOOOOHHHRRRAHHHHH PAAMMMM PAAAAAAAAMMM PURRRHAAAAAMMM
Pond water is the best!
Trent is a multi universe being.
The fact that my ribs hurt from laughing at this for a straight 20 minutes for no reason is kind of sad
ajaajajajajajajaja: "could you do 20" & even better: "15 crowns", oh, damn funny
shouldve said she has a rare gwent card you can loot off
Better than Netflix wersion :(
When you put it that way…..yeah😂
Goddamnit. "Paaaam Pam Paraaaam"
I feel like this video needs a follow up video with perhaps law enforcement interviewing The Witcher an the Son throwing him under the bus so to speak. At the end The Witcher could pull out the contract.
I would investigate that case further.
Swick.
" It's good for me bely "
realy enjoying the witcher stuff
More of this you handsome nymf!
Truly a happy ending.
wind's howling
the good water
F#cking pond water 😂😂😂
Your Geralt voice is really good.
2:00 Well she made me i guess?
Delicious silver
Damn, this could’ve been a fun quest in the game…
*h o w y o u l i k e t h a t s i l v e r*
Good animation 😄
Well, this is largely out of Geralt's character, he would never do it unless she is a monster, but after all its player accurate especially the haggling💀💀
Make the roadhouse video idea 👀
Raw water fanatics
Hey Trent!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SILVER
Do you have something against me drinking pond water?
Your animations are so creepy it's funny.
The only thing wrong with this is they didn't play Gwent first
The Witcher is the weirdo. Trent is actually the protagonist
I love game Geralt so much.
this killed me... wtf.. haha
Pamparam pam pam paraam
video interaction
My price is 1000 crowns no lower
How are animations like this made? It looks so different from the others I've seen
I'm a simple man. I hear Trent's hilariously oblivious voice, I upvote.