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  • @citrasbonez
    @citrasbonez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    1:35 THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL BUT THIS HOUSE IS SO MANIACAL. AND REALLY THIS PLACE AIN'T SWELL. THIS IS HELL, THIS IS HELL, THIS IS HELL.

    • @anonymouse6779
      @anonymouse6779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ava Reed you can't rhyme frightful with maniacal...

    • @nothingtoointeresting7708
      @nothingtoointeresting7708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ava Reed it doesn't show signs of stopping
      I can hear every plate a dropping
      Im scared, now can't you tell?
      This is hell this is hell this is hell

    • @h0neyp13
      @h0neyp13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Eli Miller Yeah ya can. It's called a near rhyme.

    • @CL0Ak3DFlxsh
      @CL0Ak3DFlxsh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This place seems like the perfect living ea for me then. Because I belong in Hell.

    • @citrasbonez
      @citrasbonez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love what this has turned into. 🤣😂

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    "You're a Darkiplier wanna be. Are you Antisepticeye?"
    Damn, way to call out Anti.

    • @lydiamorgan1462
      @lydiamorgan1462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Anya Naylor anti just wanted to be cool okay!!

    • @jotarokujo8922
      @jotarokujo8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      :)

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, as far as I can tell, anti is more of an actual consistent thing on jack's channel. I've personally never seen a single darkiplier video. Not that I'm saying they don't exist, I've just never come across any that weren't fan-made.

    • @Chem-Chem
      @Chem-Chem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glitch bitch XD

    • @galaxyzflyingpotatoz
      @galaxyzflyingpotatoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HA-

  • @glossie4966
    @glossie4966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2128

    the thing that made me jump the most was Mark flashing the camera and going..
    "OXICLEAN!" "HALF OFF!"

  • @PrinceZiim
    @PrinceZiim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    Why does simply walking sound like a tap dancing concert

    • @dieselshaw9370
      @dieselshaw9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Freddy Cunningham I freakin know I was thinkin the same thing

    • @danielissupershy3634
      @danielissupershy3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ww2 or 1 in a shellnut

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @שחר א. So the sound of the footsteps is different in 3D? If so, then that's very stupid to make a difference.

  • @FluffyBumples
    @FluffyBumples 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    Mark's computer actually crashed while playing a game about playing a game that crashes.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      CardGamingOtaku *deep voice * Inception

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Nana Berry idk y, but when u said in a deep voice inception, I heard jacks deep voice saying that

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ironic isnt it

    • @michellesoto6807
      @michellesoto6807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CardGamingOtaku XD

    • @faciated5355
      @faciated5355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "Oh, the weather outside is-"
      "Windows.exe" has stopped working...

  • @HopeCvon
    @HopeCvon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    Mark: "Is anybody else out there that wants to kill me?"
    *My dogs start growling
    Me: Why?

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SAME but it was my cat that hissed

    • @channeytoast3605
      @channeytoast3605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HopeCvon ooo what kind?

    • @channeytoast3605
      @channeytoast3605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He or she?

    • @HopeCvon
      @HopeCvon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Channey Brennan - They're both shes and are both poodle and rat terrier mixes.

    • @HopeCvon
      @HopeCvon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haruka Nanase - I have cats too but they're in another state at the moment.

  • @kiki-darling
    @kiki-darling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "It looks like in order to get rid of it we have to kill it."
    "Ohhh so like most things."
    -Markiplier

  • @brooke.23
    @brooke.23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    when he goes “HELLOOOOO” mY PHONE RANG AND THEN HE SAYS “I DID NOT EXPECT A RESPONSE” THAT WAS WEIRD

    • @finn5649
      @finn5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Was it an unknown number OwO?

    • @turtle6860
      @turtle6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      once an unknown number texted me wanting me to buy them sushi

    • @Creepypastaarcade
      @Creepypastaarcade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@turtle6860 well did u buy them sushi?

    • @turtle6860
      @turtle6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, they started speaking French and I couldn’t understand them xd

    • @survillermain611
      @survillermain611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I finished reading this when he said it. Not nearly as freaky but it happens almost every time I see a comment about him saying something. Odd

  • @chaad0019
    @chaad0019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    *Looks outside window*
    "Man, the weather outside sure is weird."
    Well, y'know, it's just a casual drizzle of glitches.

    • @jaimophobia
      @jaimophobia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES xD

    • @oli52
      @oli52 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically last Halloween on Jack's channel

  • @glowinthedarkzombie
    @glowinthedarkzombie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    *starts talking about anti*
    Me: oh ok.
    *His computer crashes*
    Me: OH OK.
    EDIT: HOLY FUCKIBG SHIT WHY SO MANY LIKES ON TJIS STUPID COMMENT this is my most liked comment wtf

    • @buggyboyethan4145
      @buggyboyethan4145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Just realized that his hair looks kinda emo in da video*

    • @davanniehayward724
      @davanniehayward724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG MEEE

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      O H O K.

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me when I expect my fate: OH OK

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you taunt Anti he will glitch your computer.
      _its common knowledge_

  • @jamjelly8335
    @jamjelly8335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "anti is that you are you lagging up the world?" xD

    • @threeisaparty_5944
      @threeisaparty_5944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JAM JELLY no no, not anti... Dark's trying to get back... :)

    • @mintmaybe
      @mintmaybe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GoAheadAndTryMe 8D he did say anti.... xD seems he mixed it up or something.

    • @hyxcinthh
      @hyxcinthh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died xD

    • @scythemeister6515
      @scythemeister6515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Erdbeer_Sorbet he probably said Anti, 'cause Antisepticeye is known for appearing in glitches and static. Dark is moreso in his own dimension

    • @heyitssea357
      @heyitssea357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hannah's Gaming Wonderland Anti means opposite so he uses for "darkiplier" as well ;)

  • @whyismimotaken9351
    @whyismimotaken9351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    Mark should become a voice actor. Seriously.

    • @buggyboyethan4145
      @buggyboyethan4145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He is

    • @Evayasi
      @Evayasi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The dad shark in.the shark song sound EXACTLY like him

    • @WheelsCringe
      @WheelsCringe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      505

    • @hyperhyperhyper2439
      @hyperhyperhyper2439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he voices a character called 505 in the TV show Villainous

    • @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420
      @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well if you haven't seen Damien already, perhaps you should now

  • @Qrow022
    @Qrow022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    *Holds up middle fingers*
    Me: MAXIMUM DEFENSE!

    • @cleverexpansions8678
      @cleverexpansions8678 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erika Ebersole ikr 😂

    • @gigihide6974
      @gigihide6974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      best. defense. ever.

    • @ZoeyHope
      @ZoeyHope 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gigi Hide FOR MARK!!!

    • @RaiselAlthea
      @RaiselAlthea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      maximum defense \(> w

    • @CreepyPastaGirl-wl8zg
      @CreepyPastaGirl-wl8zg 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sooo me like hideing under you covers it feels like a sheald XD

  • @otsunafae
    @otsunafae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "Shamwow!", "Oxyclean!" and "Buy one get one half off!" made me laugh way more than it should have. Also, the Flash Gordon reference afterwards was top notch.

    • @yamatotsu
      @yamatotsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rirrles When he got the camera, i was laughing so hard. Mark, you god Damn weirdo. lol

    • @DarkRubberNeck
      @DarkRubberNeck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rirrles Are you on the ball?? Get on the ball ^_^

    • @legendaryyoutuber5760
      @legendaryyoutuber5760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rirrles hey you forgot Arrrrgentina

    • @rotzpup
      @rotzpup 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol me too his outburst-flashes made me laugh so much

  • @deltafrost4463
    @deltafrost4463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    "HELLO" *scratching* "I DID NOT EXPECT A RESPONSE"

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Can't believe that happened to him twice ^^;

    • @kinginkarts
      @kinginkarts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Delta Frost That happened while I was reading this

    • @ohbruh1477
      @ohbruh1477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the best part of the video

    • @luminiti1094
      @luminiti1094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I like when he shouts random OXYCLEAN stuff when he POOF clicks the camera 😂📷

    • @torrent3057
      @torrent3057 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Delta Frost at what time was it?

  • @SolarreyeS
    @SolarreyeS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I wouldn't be able to play this game without wondering if it's actually hurting my computer

    • @jacktheripper2660
      @jacktheripper2660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I simply wouldn't be able to play this game

    • @suckyourdirtymother8859
      @suckyourdirtymother8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jack the Ripper same cause I simply don’t have a computer

    • @LabraDoodleDraws
      @LabraDoodleDraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im a wimp so I cant but imagine if you used a library computer or a school computer. Just "frick you SCHOOL"

  • @kaitlynmitchell3907
    @kaitlynmitchell3907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    Anyone else notice that when he started talking about Anti His computer crashed?

    • @rosesblood
      @rosesblood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Anti confirm​ed.

    • @oliviadibb973
      @oliviadibb973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kaitlyn Mitchell yeah that was creepy

    • @chasesearle556
      @chasesearle556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      One hour later...

    • @keir_murray6567
      @keir_murray6567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Kaitlyn Mitchell markiplier has 4 syllables. 4-1=3. There 3 sides on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

    • @relentless2892
      @relentless2892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ani + Darkiplier collaboration video confirmed...

  • @cheesedemon1966
    @cheesedemon1966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Mark: "I'm just going to go upstairs...I hope there aren't any jumpscares"
    *gets a jumpscare*

  • @laurafinnigan8466
    @laurafinnigan8466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “Judging by the wubbing sounds there’s either a hella dub-step party going on next door or I’m about to be abducted by aliens...” - Markplier 2017

    • @crackmemes8831
      @crackmemes8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019 bub

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crackmemes8831 the video was made in 2017

  • @taramoloney7695
    @taramoloney7695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Man the weather outside sure is weird..." Everyone in South Carolina for the past week😂😂😂😂

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *sad because this comment is still relevant to South Carolina*

    • @Neon-lt5jl
      @Neon-lt5jl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even Sadder because this comment will *always* be relevant to South Carolina

    • @Hi_Ping
      @Hi_Ping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even even sadder, because its still relevant to south carolina. I know bcuz i live there

    • @erika-rs3ns
      @erika-rs3ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      not for “the past week” it’s for forever honestly
      our weather really doesn’t know what it’s doing with it’s life

    • @axolotl.almighty6207
      @axolotl.almighty6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *sad because I am no longer leaving the house and don't know how the weather is in South Carolina*

  • @kitkat_crispykitten9070
    @kitkat_crispykitten9070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    mark "I did not expect a response!!!"
    me "me all the time at night"

  • @sy-sigh
    @sy-sigh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    When it's a horror game but you aren't scared because Mark is playing it

    • @sarahguhl3071
      @sarahguhl3071 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you don't need to be scared because mark will do that for you

    • @chickenjoe1913
      @chickenjoe1913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DemonicCraze this comment gave me confidence....i think

    • @kylenecobb7322
      @kylenecobb7322 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DemonicCraze lol yep

    • @aspendespain4606
      @aspendespain4606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why I watch him play horror games. It's the only way I'll watch them.

    • @LeileyWow
      @LeileyWow 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameeee. I only think I could watch horror films if I'm watching Mark's reaction to them xD

  • @lvt3834
    @lvt3834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    * weird lights flash outside * "....man the weather outside sure looks weird"

    • @lvt3834
      @lvt3834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "well maybe you could take some of THESE" *flips off Computer*

    • @allisonsilvernail970
      @allisonsilvernail970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I seriously thought he was gonna say "the weather outside is.....FRIGHTFUL!" ......later on "But camera flash is so DELIGHTFUL! When the lights are turned down low....."

    • @PuppyGoesWoof
      @PuppyGoesWoof 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Allison Silvernail LET IT NO LET IT NO LET IT NO

    • @oliviadean6391
      @oliviadean6391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quentin Smith That was so beautiful

    • @guinnypiggy394
      @guinnypiggy394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quentin Smith 👐🙏🙌👐🙏🙌👐🙏🙌👐🙏🙌 SO BEAUTIFUL

  • @eveynguyen7101
    @eveynguyen7101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Mark: we might need to call *the ghost busters*
    Me: * immediately turns on ghost Buster's theme song *

  • @gharsimp
    @gharsimp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "HELLO! *scratching* ... I did not expect a response!" -Markiplier 2017

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE? -strange tapping from pipes - .....I gotta stop yelling at my things..."

  • @JagerHartz
    @JagerHartz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “I love the screaming you’ve done with the place”😂😂

    • @nevermore1507
      @nevermore1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How did you get the heart in your name?

    • @MimiSimps
      @MimiSimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe used a font app

    • @Cool_Wii
      @Cool_Wii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "It's a secret to everybody"

    • @JagerHartz
      @JagerHartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s because I’m a member of this channel

    • @Cool_Wii
      @Cool_Wii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh cool, didn't know that

  • @Fly_Silver
    @Fly_Silver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    When you look down in the comments for jumpscares. But find *spoilers* instead.

    • @BiIafy
      @BiIafy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was doing it

    • @cockmastaflex6996
      @cockmastaflex6996 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fly Silver oops

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why you watch the video FIRST. :L

    • @jeremiahtablet
      @jeremiahtablet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just use the handy dandy Ctrl+F to use the find function in my browser then type in "ump" so I get all the jumpscares but no spoilers.
      Try it out folks!

    • @ninafrost0
      @ninafrost0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jeremiah Tablet WHaT aBouT ThOSE of US nOt oN a coMpUtER?!

  • @gagemaxwellpatoine9466
    @gagemaxwellpatoine9466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "HAAAABOOSKEY!!" -Markimoo

    • @nothere_cora
      @nothere_cora 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why did i hear this

    • @ashyfire33
      @ashyfire33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nothere_cora *it is the default respoonse*

    • @agamerboi7162
      @agamerboi7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nothere_cora I heard it too 😂

  • @princessnatalie7450
    @princessnatalie7450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    * blood pours out of sink * Mark:oh good! the blood I ordered!

  • @gigilew3626
    @gigilew3626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "ARGENTINA! SLAPCHOP! OXYCLEAN! buy one get one HALF OFF!"
    What the heck mark

    • @aioxu4046
      @aioxu4046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Passion Fruit when he said oxyclean i jumped

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Passion Fruit That part had me laughing the neighbors could probably hear me.

    • @hopezandstra6605
      @hopezandstra6605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Passion Fruit I literally jumped when he yelled oxyclean

    • @wynncityco
      @wynncityco 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Passion Fruit 😂😂

    • @emilygraham7655
      @emilygraham7655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you forgot that he said SHAMWOW! xD :P

  • @yellowmuthwoom
    @yellowmuthwoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Judging by the 'wubbing' sounds, there's either a hella dubstep party goin' on next door, or I'm about to be abducted by aliens."
    ~Mark Fischbach 2K17

  • @royalreble7087
    @royalreble7087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    *As soon as you abruptly made a jump-cut*
    MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE
    T I N G L I N G

    • @oblivioni02
      @oblivioni02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zoeslack5402 ITS NOT A- *sigh* its spidey sense...
      Lol

  • @cacay2002
    @cacay2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Well look outside there is a hella dubstep party over there

    • @zeng6042
      @zeng6042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cacay 200 people need to get it right. Dubstep is actually a slim subcategory of EDM. It would be an EDM festival.

    • @wren6574
      @wren6574 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't

    • @mag1c3y38
      @mag1c3y38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im in

    • @KinaVirtue
      @KinaVirtue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couldnt Mark tell that was a bunch of rave lasers outside?

  • @Turrrrrrrbo
    @Turrrrrrrbo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I find it funny when markiplier screams so loud when he gets jumpscared, and we're all sitting here not even flinching

    • @DDHDS
      @DDHDS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HEEPSASKILLS679 I'm actually kinda scared.

    • @Beeee776
      @Beeee776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I'm not flinching because I'm too terrified to move most of the time...

  • @callummelia9671
    @callummelia9671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    JUMP SCARES AT 7:36, 11:43 15:25, 17:07, 20:59, 21:46

    • @emrylol
      @emrylol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      callum melia no

    • @alizatorres4172
      @alizatorres4172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      callum melia it was 15:24 when i read this....

    • @-_---------------_-
      @-_---------------_- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      callum melia why?

    • @Enderzombie2020
      @Enderzombie2020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      callum melia THANK THE LORDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST!!!!!

    • @chefplayiedoo802
      @chefplayiedoo802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      callum melia
      Thank you

  • @deleteduser7166
    @deleteduser7166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "oh the blood I ordered, arrived" - Markiplier XD

  • @ciacoolislandassociation9358
    @ciacoolislandassociation9358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    He said he has no reflection so he's a vamplier

    • @carriecake_
      @carriecake_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Boom Boom crash*

    • @scaredy-Cass
      @scaredy-Cass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Jack Sam
      you know, I really wanna like this comment, but you gave exactly 69 likes right now, you feel me? I just.. can't (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Jordyneedssleep
      @Jordyneedssleep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jack Sam yes

    • @benellerd9186
      @benellerd9186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xD nice pun lol xD

    • @TheFirstRose
      @TheFirstRose 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made my day. thank you XD

  • @beckypiskura205
    @beckypiskura205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Oh, good! The blood I ordered arrived."
    lol! your videos bring me so much laughter and joy : )

  • @Scat495
    @Scat495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm playing Breath of the Wild, and at the same time that the game said "Boot Options: Mono", my TV released one high-pitched tone and the game froze entirely. Spoopy.

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn't it normal for the Switch (assuming you're playing it on the Switch) to crash with a high pitched noise?

  • @bunko_fuck4379
    @bunko_fuck4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Mark: YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!
    *_screen goes black_*
    Me: you did it now mark...

  • @jeremymoore5546
    @jeremymoore5546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "everything is just pure white" (looks at yellow door)

  • @ameninn523
    @ameninn523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "I can see behind the screen"
    Me: immediately covers camera

  • @shakeeljones1197
    @shakeeljones1197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Mark: "everything is watching you!"
    Me eating tuna bun: "(looks at bun #2) watch me eat your brother!!"

    • @shakeeljones1197
      @shakeeljones1197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +elise bun#1 could be a sister...

    • @shakeeljones1197
      @shakeeljones1197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      be both then then geez either way it won't help them from being eaten -_-

    • @Nebulavo1d
      @Nebulavo1d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shakeel Jones XD

    • @chonkyloli291
      @chonkyloli291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tf is a tuna bun

    • @__m.e.1968
      @__m.e.1968 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf is a tuna bun?!

  • @Theraeana
    @Theraeana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Me: coming to watch markiplier to escape from my anxiety
    Mark: "You shouldn't have done what you did."
    Me, knowing full well he's not talking about the thing I'm stressing about: *HEAVY BREATHING*

    • @BlaubeerenIsy
      @BlaubeerenIsy ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU did something too...? O_O

  • @aperson9575
    @aperson9575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    10:30 pm, lights off, full screen.

    • @lil_cjmisawesome2025
      @lil_cjmisawesome2025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A Person you have fun

    • @olivia_liv316
      @olivia_liv316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A Person I give you all respect. I look up to people like you😂😂

    • @theanimegirl6004
      @theanimegirl6004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Person
      it's not even 10 yet it's still 8

    • @Dmorales777
      @Dmorales777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Queen Phoenix different time zones. Like where im at its only 5:30 pm

    • @boopsiedoodless
      @boopsiedoodless 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Queen Phoenix Time zones

  • @heyitsleaf
    @heyitsleaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Argentina! Oxyclean!" 😂😂😂 I'm legit fucking laughing this video is more funny than scary

  • @zeesims6139
    @zeesims6139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I got scared when Mark yelled Oxyclean

    • @angelkanatzer4361
      @angelkanatzer4361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZeeSims sameee

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't worry. Billy Mays will protect you.

    • @adryelyel1794
      @adryelyel1794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He said Oxy Clean right as I read this comment. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @buoymoder
      @buoymoder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ZeeSims HEY!BILLYMAYSHEREWITHANAMAZINGNEWPRODUCT

    • @masonwooten9939
      @masonwooten9939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jovan XP /\
      -

  • @yoonminshipper2039
    @yoonminshipper2039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    When mark says im a horrible monster and then the monster actually comes

    • @maemae5703
      @maemae5703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yoonmin shipper 😂😂😂

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I, for one, think it was a very brave artistic decision this developer made to try and increase the tension by frying the player's graphics card. 9_9

    • @rmc2035
      @rmc2035 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yoonmin shipper lol!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wannanosaurus
      @wannanosaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ARMY

    • @squeak9320
      @squeak9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      army~

  • @justjinxxit6896
    @justjinxxit6896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    DISCLAIMER: This spoils most of the scares in the game, I left our very minor ones usually only pertaining to ambiance. Not all of these are necessarily terrifying but whatever, enjoy my fellow scaredy cats!
    2:29- The game makes a loud electrical zapping noise and has minor visual distortions abruptly (this actually causes Mark's computer to crash so there is also a jump cut shortly after.)
    3:06- Same jump scare, this time with less computer crashing XD
    4:45- Mark tries to open a door and it gets slammed closed immediately.
    6:17- Sounds like someone moving swiftly (hard to hear).
    7:15- Another door slam.
    7:35- HUGE JUMP SCARE (I had to watch it twice to get the time stamp you're welcome. I'm shook), the monster is revealed and the game "crashes".
    8:25- The same jump scare that happened at 2:29 and 3:06.
    9:06- Doors blow open.
    9:16- Same doors slam shut behind mark.
    10:51- Not a scare but that camera is damn bright and it caught me off guard just a bit. I'm not going to write down every time he clicks it (which is a lot within rapid succession) but just a warning. He also yells and flashes it abruptly a lot which I found funny but ey different people are frightened by different things.
    11:40- There is writing on the wall and then another BIG JUMP SCARE when the monster is revealed again.
    15:24- The monster is there again.
    17:06- Loud static noise.
    17:55- Same jump scare that always happens when he first enters the stair well.
    18:25- The double doors blow open again.
    19:33- The monster charges at him and upon catching him cuts to the static noise.
    20:30- Door slams shut.
    20:56- Locker falls down in front of Mark and makes a loud thump.
    21:44- Loud noise and the monster starts chasing Mark again.
    21:56- When the monster catches him it cuts to an up close of it then back to the static.
    22:19- Mark triggers the loud noise and chase again.
    23:01- The same jump scare again with the chase and Mark being caught.
    24:21- The car starts up and drives towards Mark before crashing.
    24:40- Door closes behind Mark.
    24:51- Lights flicker and there is a ringing glitchy noise.
    26:01- Door opens itself.
    26:38- The monster starts chasing Mark.
    26:43- The monster catches Mark and the same thing as usual ensues.

    • @spacedaddy2589
      @spacedaddy2589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jinxx bless

    • @mudkiplikesbread
      @mudkiplikesbread 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jinxx Bless You Child. Bless You

    • @yoii3585
      @yoii3585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      bless you,
      thank you
      i love you
      bless your soul

    • @enjolyyt
      @enjolyyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My girlfriend and I always have to wait to watch scary videos because she has heart problems and we need to have a jumpscare list. People like you rock 😊

    • @angelicayelling9804
      @angelicayelling9804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      enjoly awwwh I hope nothing but the best for both of you! 💕💕

  • @libbysketch7875
    @libbysketch7875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Him using the camera scared me honestly more times than the monster actually did xD

    • @littleshat9720
      @littleshat9720 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur gamer pic is majestic

    • @Ally-p9z
      @Ally-p9z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The camera didn't scare me. The only thing that scared me was the first time the guy came and jumped out at the screen. My heart was racing so fast.

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @astrid9172
    @astrid9172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Little Tip: screaming random things helps you survive horror games

  • @vadejed
    @vadejed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Me: highly paranoid
    Also me: Watching this video
    Why do I torture myself?

  • @Victoria4000
    @Victoria4000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    flashing lights warning, this video might trigger those prone to seizures. also the flashlight is annoying and will make you see your phone once you close your eyes.

    • @millymcinnes
      @millymcinnes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He mentioned Flashing lights as a warning in the description

  • @sammyisrandom4345
    @sammyisrandom4345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    why do i never learn. why am i still watching mark playing horror games at midnight.

    • @7391034
      @7391034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SammyIsRandom ikr

    • @coraltiessen7916
      @coraltiessen7916 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SammyIsRandom I'm watching this at 1:00 am in the pitch black while home alone and my dog is barking at nothing halp

    • @sammyisrandom4345
      @sammyisrandom4345 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coral Tiessen rip

    • @bluecatte6803
      @bluecatte6803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SammyIsRandom it's currently 23:15 when I'm watching this. (UK East Midlands time)

    • @donashcroft93
      @donashcroft93 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BluecatGaming now I know the midlands are 20 years in the past but I always thought the hour would be the same XD

  • @zackramirez5600
    @zackramirez5600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Markiplier: I'm gonna have to put a seizure warning on this.
    (previously) walking down dark hall flashing a camera multiple times.

    • @hannar7505
      @hannar7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zack Ramirez lol

  • @goldenpotato8463
    @goldenpotato8463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    All
    Bubble Blowin
    Babies
    Will
    Be
    Beaten
    Senseless
    In
    The
    Barn

    • @onishojo9430
      @onishojo9430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Golden Potato all bubble blowin babies will be beaten sensless by every able bodied person in the bar* XD

    • @sophiedraws7432
      @sophiedraws7432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Abbwbbsitb

    • @cancer2350
      @cancer2350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gasp. I blow bubbles and im 3

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bicycling bears better beware of bouncing boulders

    • @xcamer0n353
      @xcamer0n353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is literally no way a 3 year old would be watching Markiplier and already knows how to type

  • @annoyingkid48
    @annoyingkid48 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Lovin' the bubble wrap carpeting you got there, Mark

  • @lovesthechocolate
    @lovesthechocolate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Last time I try to drink hot coffee while watching a horror game...

    • @shelbypark6328
      @shelbypark6328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Infinity Affinity Ive done that before... never again XD

    • @esterblacq
      @esterblacq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Infinity Affinity Once I ate soup ,no not again ,not again while watching horror games

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't eat or drink anything hot while watching Mark, whether is scary or funny

    • @meiii68
      @meiii68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Infinity Affinity
      I've learned my lesson with tea...

    • @esterblacq
      @esterblacq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I smelled like fuckin broccoli man

  • @fallensyndicate2626
    @fallensyndicate2626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    4:45 door ._. (Not that bad)
    7:15 door. Again XD
    7:35 no door this time
    8:25 sound
    9:08 and again the doors (it will close too so.. take care)
    Now Mark begins to take pics randomly ._. They're a bit scary XD
    11:42 boo
    15:24 and an other boo
    17:10 a nois
    17:56 there goes the lamp again
    20:30 old friend, door
    21:00 LOUD
    21:44 enough with the doors already
    23:00 XD
    24:50 loud
    Those are just the ones that scared me, personally. Might have missed some

    • @quip2900
      @quip2900 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel

    • @haleyreynolds41
      @haleyreynolds41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is the only list I need to make me feel safe with this video

    • @vessel43159
      @vessel43159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why thank you fren

    • @deadlydemon2649
      @deadlydemon2649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fallen Syndicate I love it when people post the scare times, but then I’m more terrified then even when people say they might’ve missed them...whatever thank you fo saving me for the most part!

    • @tirzabihari8237
      @tirzabihari8237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am glad you posted this comment

  • @daffo8239
    @daffo8239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    When I get scared, I don’t move or change face expression. But my heart is beating so fast it feels like I’m actually dying, and my mind is flowing with thoughts like *”HOLY SHIT-*
    anybody else

    • @sierratyndall8798
      @sierratyndall8798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      whoever threw that paper yes I do

    • @hannar7505
      @hannar7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sierra Tyndall me

    • @hannar7505
      @hannar7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whoever threw that paper I do

    • @chio1502
      @chio1502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isnt that like a panic attack or sthg

    • @mememan631
      @mememan631 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      phlanets :D me and XD

  • @theycallyoutravibabi2337
    @theycallyoutravibabi2337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    2:22 When you see someone flirting with your crush.

    • @Wonkismoon
      @Wonkismoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JUNGCOCK ITS NICE TO SEE YOU😂

    • @bloodssucka6037
      @bloodssucka6037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at that? It’s an ArMyyyy?

  • @DatDudeAlek
    @DatDudeAlek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I usually don't have any kind of high expectations for ".exe" games, but there's been quite a few really good ones lately, and this one definitely makes it to the top of the ranks! I was on edge through a lot of this game!

    • @DatDudeAlek
      @DatDudeAlek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Also one day I hope that someone makes a fan horror-game for Mark, where the main character just keeps screaming "HELLLOOOOO!! ANYBODY HERE!!???" and keeps alerting the monsters!

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that would be amazing

    • @Sendrummazing
      @Sendrummazing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DatDudeAlek this game sucked

    • @vxidxd
      @vxidxd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      sawyer sendelbach not as hard as u swallowed XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @joyfulpartypanda6512
      @joyfulpartypanda6512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DatDudeAlek same!

  • @scottygarner4670
    @scottygarner4670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    *game crashes computer and almost destroys graphics card
    *continues to play fishy video game

    • @DaReaperZ
      @DaReaperZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dragon Dog I want to know more about this story of your Dragon Dog? What happened exactly, if you don't mind of course!

    • @putirivera4438
      @putirivera4438 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scotty Garner it's part of the game 😂

    • @pleaseinsertcreativeyoutub8401
      @pleaseinsertcreativeyoutub8401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark in a nutshell

    • @Muser4Life
      @Muser4Life 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that was part of the game?

  • @spurrr6812
    @spurrr6812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Better not be any scares waiting for me
    Game: hey whats up guys its scares here

    • @pxnkqutz2229
      @pxnkqutz2229 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@funtimefoxy8269 doesnt everyone

    • @CipherScream
      @CipherScream 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batch-Of-Pengus not that I’m aware of!

    • @5u5ie7
      @5u5ie7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get it at first but now that I do...
      PFFT! Good one ;)

    • @lynseyharrington298
      @lynseyharrington298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this is Vsauces voice

  • @megaoof1379
    @megaoof1379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Mark: "I'm gonna go back upstairs..."
    Me: that's a horrible idea
    Mark: "there better not be any, scaares waiting for me * door slams *"
    Me: * almost drops phone * I KNEW IT
    Mark: "AHHH FFUCK YOU"

    • @fallxnrose7558
      @fallxnrose7558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg guys how do u guys place a picture just like ohmekgoodnyess did. I WANT A BALLORA PICTURE

    • @fallxnrose7558
      @fallxnrose7558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOVE BALLORA

    • @everettedrinksmilk2305
      @everettedrinksmilk2305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same i was scared by that black thing though

    • @sierratyndall8798
      @sierratyndall8798 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally same. 😂

    • @johnpaulluciano1507
      @johnpaulluciano1507 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OhMehGoodnyess OMG Im Biggest fan of you fnaf

  • @applefrost8374
    @applefrost8374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    *turns light on*
    *lays in bed*
    *hugs seal plush*
    *wraps self in fuzzy blanket*
    *leans laptop back as far as i can*
    K let's do this

    • @girldownthestreat30
      @girldownthestreat30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AppleFrost I'm literally hugging my seal plush rn and hiding in the comments for comfort

    • @circusbaby6094
      @circusbaby6094 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me with my dog plushie 😣

    • @gigihide6974
      @gigihide6974 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      how i watch all my horror but with my stuffed animal bunny

    • @shidonai9977
      @shidonai9977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm with my Bonnie (FNAF) plush, just made it scarier for some reason.

    • @Starwars_kitten
      @Starwars_kitten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AppleFrost I have a unicorn stuffy, a seal plussie and a pikachu plushie

  • @tempersflaire
    @tempersflaire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    *Mark*"Hello is there any murderers here to kill me?"
    *killer* "Totally, I'm in the kitchen with the dubstep party, wanna sandwich?"

    • @laurapruitt2129
      @laurapruitt2129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause why not ask? Possibly becuase they are not gonna answer. Possibly so we can laugh before drowning in tears at the end of this video locked in a white padded room so nothing will get us. No just me? Ok.

  • @leda_pap
    @leda_pap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "ΜΟΝΟ" means alone in Greek.

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *O h n o . . .*

    • @miray03777
      @miray03777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      namjoon also has an album called mono

    • @leda_pap
      @leda_pap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@miray03777 who the hell's he

    • @Azazel0609
      @Azazel0609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@miray03777 literally nobody asked the fuck

    • @miray03777
      @miray03777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Azazel0609 ok but i just tought of that the fuck?

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Pro-Tip: Don't talk shit about Anti. He's listening. XD

    • @socialanxiety9205
      @socialanxiety9205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkDragon1889 yeee he is veryyyyy spoooookyyyyyyy

    • @GHOST-dr2uj
      @GHOST-dr2uj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PRO TIP

    • @ka.yl.e.e_
      @ka.yl.e.e_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Phan Lester THERES A NEW CRAFTS VIDEO COMING OUT IN 9 DAYS IM

    • @GHOST-dr2uj
      @GHOST-dr2uj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AHHHH TRIGGERED!! IM CRAFTING SO HARD

    • @khaos.reeeee32
      @khaos.reeeee32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DarkDragon1889 Anti and dark have each others back...

  • @shiroganetsumugi
    @shiroganetsumugi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    When I heard Mark say that he's coming out of the cage, I thought to myself "anD I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE-"

    • @mr_kibitzer
      @mr_kibitzer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN
      BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

    • @awesomenownlater7901
      @awesomenownlater7901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS. HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?

    • @strawberrymilq12
      @strawberrymilq12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IT WAS ONLY A KISS< IT WAS ONLY A KISS

    • @Coleslaw742
      @Coleslaw742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      now I'm falling asleep
      and she's calling a cab
      while he's having a smoke
      and she's taking a drag

    • @mr_kibitzer
      @mr_kibitzer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      social anxiety YOU RUINED IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

  • @alexx_rw
    @alexx_rw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The camera flashing was scarier than the whole game😧

  • @dreamam7390
    @dreamam7390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Mark flashing the camera scared me more than that creature ever could! 😂👍

  • @AlbertoHernandez-bi6by
    @AlbertoHernandez-bi6by 7 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    *screams oxyclean* Me- OH SHIT WTF *jumps out of chair*

    • @yuejiuu
      @yuejiuu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alberto Hernandez same

    • @iDoodle2Draw1
      @iDoodle2Draw1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alberto Hernandez SHAMWOW

    • @sarcastickat1393
      @sarcastickat1393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sammmeeeee

    • @Quintinity
      @Quintinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

    • @d.8332
      @d.8332 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ARGENTINA

  • @rebel_kid9788
    @rebel_kid9788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    middle finger defense: ENGAGED

  • @nuclearlilly6078
    @nuclearlilly6078 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I couldn't make it through this video without fan girling over the fact that you keep bringing up Antisepticeye and Darkiplier ahh yes

  • @natahtakaizumi1987
    @natahtakaizumi1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    markiplier: *violently spams the camera flash*
    markiplier near the end: i may have to put a seizure warning on this video.
    me: *out cold on the bed*

    • @ABPT.Sleepy
      @ABPT.Sleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro that ain't funny

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ABPT.Sleepy it's...a joke?

    • @ABPT.Sleepy
      @ABPT.Sleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@judyhein1074 it's not funny to joke about having an epilepsy seizure. people have those and die

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ABPT.Sleepy
      1. They probably made the joke because they do have it
      2. They probably shouldn't be watching horror games which uses flashes alot

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is why i always check the descriptions lol

  • @pasteltarts2815
    @pasteltarts2815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    *Flashes camera* OXYCLEAN
    *Flashes camera* GET ONE HALF OFF

  • @shreecirium9681
    @shreecirium9681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    mark: IS ANYBODY ELSE OUT THERE.... THAT WANTS TO KILL ME?
    admit it, you lowkey wanted someone to knock

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno8474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    *(Sees notifications)* "Nice, new Markiplier video! But I can't watch it right now, since I'm in college and I am still without internet at home. Well, gonna download it, so I can watch it at home tonight!"
    *(Proceeds to download it with IDM)*
    (Looks at size of the video at 1080p 60 fps: *666.66* MB)
    Well shit.

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      woah that's fucked up

    • @Grimrapings
      @Grimrapings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't you mean 628.84MB...

    • @meiznz
      @meiznz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD. *illuminati sounds* .. anyways. if its a coincidence.. try 380p... or

    • @scrufflesde-brickashaw333
      @scrufflesde-brickashaw333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would think 66 gigs would be a bit much for a video...

    • @RainbowCultist1
      @RainbowCultist1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think me meant 666.66

  • @casperstree1465
    @casperstree1465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    When your phone crashes and you scream because of some scary ugly monster and then realise that it’s just your reflection

    • @callmewilpls9099
      @callmewilpls9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rip

    • @joyrys486
      @joyrys486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      when you’re out shopping and see a portrait of some hideous creature and you realize that’s just a mirror

    • @onishojo9430
      @onishojo9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes..you know I had to do em 👌

  • @fearlessgaming2266
    @fearlessgaming2266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Does anyone else turn down the volume when watching these kinds of videos?

    • @masonraver8877
      @masonraver8877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EverythingGaming nope and I regret NOTHING

    • @ellepixley2444
      @ellepixley2444 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EverythingGaming me

    • @angellavitsky7685
      @angellavitsky7685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I TURN IT ALL THR WAY UP

    • @nou6692
      @nou6692 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EverythingGaming me

    • @asteriskJohn
      @asteriskJohn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EverythingGaming yeah...

  • @odett6028
    @odett6028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    19:26 Making my way downtown walking fast...
    19:34 WALKING FASTER

    • @lindaklimm7009
      @lindaklimm7009 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Odett 23 MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST WE KILLED SANS WERE HORRIBLE!

  • @ihaspretzelz1532
    @ihaspretzelz1532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Could you just.. calm your damn tits,, I'm having a rough time here."
    Markiplier-2017

  • @simfloate
    @simfloate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    *AAARGANTINA, SLAPCHOP..... OXYCLEAN!!*
    Who else got scared by that jumpscare? 😂

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *"H A L F O F F !"*

  • @irisfattorini1079
    @irisfattorini1079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    when the glitch happened and the video cut off it actually scared me

    • @ShotPhoenix4
      @ShotPhoenix4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it's called a crashing computer

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ShotPhoenix4 I have never seen a facecam glitch when the screen cuts out any where else... except on Jack's channel.

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering if it was deliberate

  • @allynimations
    @allynimations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    How to watch the video in fullscreen:
    1- open the video
    2- put in the fullscreen
    3- play the video in your room
    4- go to China
    5- wait the video to finish
    6- go back to your room.
    And done.

  • @Natsjuicebox
    @Natsjuicebox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    (First time i actually heard Mark say Antis name before) Mark: Anti is that you? You glitching up my screen. Me: *Falls of my bed laughs* Later on/ Mark: ohh you're a Darkiplier wanna be, are you antisepticeye? I dont know what you are, but, YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE! YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE!
    Me: Falls off my bed again dying
    Also (Anti+Dark mentionings)
    Anti- 2:21 - 2:24
    Anti+Dark- 9:49 - 9:55
    Glitches/Sounds
    2:29 - 2:31
    3:05 - 3:08
    3:48 - 4:45
    5:04 - 5:28
    6:16 - 6:19
    8:25 - 8:27
    creepy texts
    4:50
    7:24
    9:34 - 9:53
    11:41
    12:46
    jump scares
    4:45 - 4:46
    7:14 - 7:15
    7:36 - 7:38
    9:06 - 9:08
    11:43 - 11:47
    (not everything guys im sorry! its 4 am in the morning and really tired i cant finish this im sorry! hope you understand) love u Da *glitches* Mark. lol jk i love All Marks.

    • @peachesrawr
      @peachesrawr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natalie williamson thanks

    • @lilrandomweasley
      @lilrandomweasley 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You angel

    • @TiaFellton
      @TiaFellton 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love you so much tbh

    • @oliviamyerssecondchannel-d1810
      @oliviamyerssecondchannel-d1810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Natalie williamson THANKS

    • @biggiebigs9174
      @biggiebigs9174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor Potter's Phantastic Beast at the Discø I believe you to be the edgy 13 year old. Your username has contradicted your statement boi

  • @fungfes
    @fungfes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Me before: alright. This is mine. its not scary at all.
    Me after: MOM IM SLEEPING IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT-

    • @theo.woooooooo
      @theo.woooooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *fine but HAHAGHSHSHSHHAHAHHAHAGAHHAHAHAGBWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️🏻👌🏻🦆

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theo.woooooooo *OGLXKG,PZXXITXZZLZZKTXKXICGICOYF6O*

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *JQNAJZNSNẞFJFJDIW8JWKKWK*

    • @Blurpbees
      @Blurpbees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hat7475 E

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blurpbees *bonk*

  • @elyesejones8508
    @elyesejones8508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I loved when mark said," I love the screaming you've done with the place," and then," it sounds like a siren with a migraine- oooo, no.."

  • @steelpicmin
    @steelpicmin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Note to self, dont get windows 10... it's a portal for demons.

    • @camojj7097
      @camojj7097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why

    • @loganferguson6729
      @loganferguson6729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha never touching my laptop again

    • @keir_murray6567
      @keir_murray6567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      steelpicmin Winnie the poo worships satan.

    • @messilymoonlit
      @messilymoonlit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too late for me then...

    • @osbornete67
      @osbornete67 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp, Rip me cause I can only run my PC with Windows 10 xD

  • @Swag_Ruben
    @Swag_Ruben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Who else thought that when marks computer crashed it was part of the game?

    • @robert-gt1do
      @robert-gt1do 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swag21_ Ruben123 me

  • @trinityfrye73
    @trinityfrye73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    OXI CLEAN!!! (takes picture) BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF!!!! ( takes picture)

  • @nehqisdead
    @nehqisdead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    its 11:00 pm where I live and its dark af so everytime mark uses the camera my eyes burn ❤️😂

    • @marijanasodar6330
      @marijanasodar6330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats same time on video when he made POOF

    • @pie1o1morris46
      @pie1o1morris46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hovered over your profile pic, is that a pit bull i see? :3

    • @swaggyraccoon9021
      @swaggyraccoon9021 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want subs Huehuehue lol

    • @sanyianmao037
      @sanyianmao037 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol the camera part was so funny

  • @rid.333
    @rid.333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Some people get scared of popups like five nights at freddys, but 3D games with sounds like that really get me. Marks played so many horror games it obviously doesn't faze him in the least bit, but I'd play that game so slow and I'd be so scared lol.

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember that i was reasonnably scared watching mark on scp containement breach, then i downloaded it, played and noticed i wasn't scared anymore, not even a bit. It eventually got boring and i came back to youtube.

    • @funfeeling417
      @funfeeling417 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rid I'd be dead before starting the game
      I'm scared of. my own reflection

  • @jenniferswart6778
    @jenniferswart6778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Jumpscares
    7:36
    11:43
    15:25
    17:07
    20:59
    21:46

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I found this list quite lacking, but it's the only one I found. Thanks

    • @bluefirekiller4347
      @bluefirekiller4347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jennifer Dejong I was too late

    • @amayahen4955
      @amayahen4955 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jennifer Dejong
      thank u

    • @cortlandstyles-brown600
      @cortlandstyles-brown600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for putting space before the times to avoid spoiling it for people. Appreciate it.

    • @nathanwhoosh3776
      @nathanwhoosh3776 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jennifer Dejong i used it to know when to put my volume down and keep my eyes open and try not to get scared

  • @boketto386
    @boketto386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Haha the game crashes for the third time in the bathroom and the jump scare noise is just stuck on!!! The expression on marks face is hilarious!!!😂😂😂

  • @guts2657
    @guts2657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Everyone must bombard Jackaboy to play this now purely so we can get more of Robin's juicy Anti editing skills

    • @jaysflight.
      @jaysflight. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SpaceGuts
      Holy shit yes

    • @guts2657
      @guts2657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine all the juicy glitchessss

    • @waitingforjupiter2278
      @waitingforjupiter2278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SpaceGuts YES AGREED

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stahp, you're making my daughter go mental over Antiness

    • @deathbystars4999
      @deathbystars4999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesyesyes

  • @lvt3834
    @lvt3834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "come find me" "I dunno if I wanna do that I'd rather stay home and eat some cheez-its that's my ideal"

  • @lisaoneil8670
    @lisaoneil8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    " Anti..? Is that you..? " XD

  • @katherinemcdonald5894
    @katherinemcdonald5894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mark: at least I've got some assemblense of safety in form of a T O I L E T....even though that's how I died last time
    Me: *trying not to make any inappropriate jokes while he is speaking*