I mean, as far as I can tell, anti is more of an actual consistent thing on jack's channel. I've personally never seen a single darkiplier video. Not that I'm saying they don't exist, I've just never come across any that weren't fan-made.
*starts talking about anti* Me: oh ok. *His computer crashes* Me: OH OK. EDIT: HOLY FUCKIBG SHIT WHY SO MANY LIKES ON TJIS STUPID COMMENT this is my most liked comment wtf
"Shamwow!", "Oxyclean!" and "Buy one get one half off!" made me laugh way more than it should have. Also, the Flash Gordon reference afterwards was top notch.
I seriously thought he was gonna say "the weather outside is.....FRIGHTFUL!" ......later on "But camera flash is so DELIGHTFUL! When the lights are turned down low....."
I just use the handy dandy Ctrl+F to use the find function in my browser then type in "ump" so I get all the jumpscares but no spoilers. Try it out folks!
"Judging by the 'wubbing' sounds, there's either a hella dubstep party goin' on next door, or I'm about to be abducted by aliens." ~Mark Fischbach 2K17
I'm playing Breath of the Wild, and at the same time that the game said "Boot Options: Mono", my TV released one high-pitched tone and the game froze entirely. Spoopy.
Me: coming to watch markiplier to escape from my anxiety Mark: "You shouldn't have done what you did." Me, knowing full well he's not talking about the thing I'm stressing about: *HEAVY BREATHING*
DISCLAIMER: This spoils most of the scares in the game, I left our very minor ones usually only pertaining to ambiance. Not all of these are necessarily terrifying but whatever, enjoy my fellow scaredy cats! 2:29- The game makes a loud electrical zapping noise and has minor visual distortions abruptly (this actually causes Mark's computer to crash so there is also a jump cut shortly after.) 3:06- Same jump scare, this time with less computer crashing XD 4:45- Mark tries to open a door and it gets slammed closed immediately. 6:17- Sounds like someone moving swiftly (hard to hear). 7:15- Another door slam. 7:35- HUGE JUMP SCARE (I had to watch it twice to get the time stamp you're welcome. I'm shook), the monster is revealed and the game "crashes". 8:25- The same jump scare that happened at 2:29 and 3:06. 9:06- Doors blow open. 9:16- Same doors slam shut behind mark. 10:51- Not a scare but that camera is damn bright and it caught me off guard just a bit. I'm not going to write down every time he clicks it (which is a lot within rapid succession) but just a warning. He also yells and flashes it abruptly a lot which I found funny but ey different people are frightened by different things. 11:40- There is writing on the wall and then another BIG JUMP SCARE when the monster is revealed again. 15:24- The monster is there again. 17:06- Loud static noise. 17:55- Same jump scare that always happens when he first enters the stair well. 18:25- The double doors blow open again. 19:33- The monster charges at him and upon catching him cuts to the static noise. 20:30- Door slams shut. 20:56- Locker falls down in front of Mark and makes a loud thump. 21:44- Loud noise and the monster starts chasing Mark again. 21:56- When the monster catches him it cuts to an up close of it then back to the static. 22:19- Mark triggers the loud noise and chase again. 23:01- The same jump scare again with the chase and Mark being caught. 24:21- The car starts up and drives towards Mark before crashing. 24:40- Door closes behind Mark. 24:51- Lights flicker and there is a ringing glitchy noise. 26:01- Door opens itself. 26:38- The monster starts chasing Mark. 26:43- The monster catches Mark and the same thing as usual ensues.
My girlfriend and I always have to wait to watch scary videos because she has heart problems and we need to have a jumpscare list. People like you rock 😊
flashing lights warning, this video might trigger those prone to seizures. also the flashlight is annoying and will make you see your phone once you close your eyes.
4:45 door ._. (Not that bad) 7:15 door. Again XD 7:35 no door this time 8:25 sound 9:08 and again the doors (it will close too so.. take care) Now Mark begins to take pics randomly ._. They're a bit scary XD 11:42 boo 15:24 and an other boo 17:10 a nois 17:56 there goes the lamp again 20:30 old friend, door 21:00 LOUD 21:44 enough with the doors already 23:00 XD 24:50 loud Those are just the ones that scared me, personally. Might have missed some
Fallen Syndicate I love it when people post the scare times, but then I’m more terrified then even when people say they might’ve missed them...whatever thank you fo saving me for the most part!
When I get scared, I don’t move or change face expression. But my heart is beating so fast it feels like I’m actually dying, and my mind is flowing with thoughts like *”HOLY SHIT-* anybody else
I usually don't have any kind of high expectations for ".exe" games, but there's been quite a few really good ones lately, and this one definitely makes it to the top of the ranks! I was on edge through a lot of this game!
Also one day I hope that someone makes a fan horror-game for Mark, where the main character just keeps screaming "HELLLOOOOO!! ANYBODY HERE!!???" and keeps alerting the monsters!
Mark: "I'm gonna go back upstairs..." Me: that's a horrible idea Mark: "there better not be any, scaares waiting for me * door slams *" Me: * almost drops phone * I KNEW IT Mark: "AHHH FFUCK YOU"
Cause why not ask? Possibly becuase they are not gonna answer. Possibly so we can laugh before drowning in tears at the end of this video locked in a white padded room so nothing will get us. No just me? Ok.
*(Sees notifications)* "Nice, new Markiplier video! But I can't watch it right now, since I'm in college and I am still without internet at home. Well, gonna download it, so I can watch it at home tonight!" *(Proceeds to download it with IDM)* (Looks at size of the video at 1080p 60 fps: *666.66* MB) Well shit.
How to watch the video in fullscreen: 1- open the video 2- put in the fullscreen 3- play the video in your room 4- go to China 5- wait the video to finish 6- go back to your room. And done.
(First time i actually heard Mark say Antis name before) Mark: Anti is that you? You glitching up my screen. Me: *Falls of my bed laughs* Later on/ Mark: ohh you're a Darkiplier wanna be, are you antisepticeye? I dont know what you are, but, YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE! YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE! Me: Falls off my bed again dying Also (Anti+Dark mentionings) Anti- 2:21 - 2:24 Anti+Dark- 9:49 - 9:55 Glitches/Sounds 2:29 - 2:31 3:05 - 3:08 3:48 - 4:45 5:04 - 5:28 6:16 - 6:19 8:25 - 8:27 creepy texts 4:50 7:24 9:34 - 9:53 11:41 12:46 jump scares 4:45 - 4:46 7:14 - 7:15 7:36 - 7:38 9:06 - 9:08 11:43 - 11:47 (not everything guys im sorry! its 4 am in the morning and really tired i cant finish this im sorry! hope you understand) love u Da *glitches* Mark. lol jk i love All Marks.
Some people get scared of popups like five nights at freddys, but 3D games with sounds like that really get me. Marks played so many horror games it obviously doesn't faze him in the least bit, but I'd play that game so slow and I'd be so scared lol.
I remember that i was reasonnably scared watching mark on scp containement breach, then i downloaded it, played and noticed i wasn't scared anymore, not even a bit. It eventually got boring and i came back to youtube.
Mark: at least I've got some assemblense of safety in form of a T O I L E T....even though that's how I died last time Me: *trying not to make any inappropriate jokes while he is speaking*
1:35 THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL BUT THIS HOUSE IS SO MANIACAL. AND REALLY THIS PLACE AIN'T SWELL. THIS IS HELL, THIS IS HELL, THIS IS HELL.
Ava Reed you can't rhyme frightful with maniacal...
Ava Reed it doesn't show signs of stopping
I can hear every plate a dropping
Im scared, now can't you tell?
This is hell this is hell this is hell
Eli Miller Yeah ya can. It's called a near rhyme.
This place seems like the perfect living ea for me then. Because I belong in Hell.
I love what this has turned into. 🤣😂
"You're a Darkiplier wanna be. Are you Antisepticeye?"
Damn, way to call out Anti.
Anya Naylor anti just wanted to be cool okay!!
:)
I mean, as far as I can tell, anti is more of an actual consistent thing on jack's channel. I've personally never seen a single darkiplier video. Not that I'm saying they don't exist, I've just never come across any that weren't fan-made.
Glitch bitch XD
HA-
the thing that made me jump the most was Mark flashing the camera and going..
"OXICLEAN!" "HALF OFF!"
Shizz The Dog same
Same XD 😸😸😸
Same
“SHAMWOW”
HAHAHA SAME 🤣
Why does simply walking sound like a tap dancing concert
Freddy Cunningham I freakin know I was thinkin the same thing
Ww2 or 1 in a shellnut
@שחר א. So the sound of the footsteps is different in 3D? If so, then that's very stupid to make a difference.
Mark's computer actually crashed while playing a game about playing a game that crashes.
CardGamingOtaku *deep voice * Inception
Nana Berry idk y, but when u said in a deep voice inception, I heard jacks deep voice saying that
ironic isnt it
CardGamingOtaku XD
"Oh, the weather outside is-"
"Windows.exe" has stopped working...
Mark: "Is anybody else out there that wants to kill me?"
*My dogs start growling
Me: Why?
SAME but it was my cat that hissed
HopeCvon ooo what kind?
He or she?
Channey Brennan - They're both shes and are both poodle and rat terrier mixes.
Haruka Nanase - I have cats too but they're in another state at the moment.
"It looks like in order to get rid of it we have to kill it."
"Ohhh so like most things."
-Markiplier
when he goes “HELLOOOOO” mY PHONE RANG AND THEN HE SAYS “I DID NOT EXPECT A RESPONSE” THAT WAS WEIRD
Was it an unknown number OwO?
once an unknown number texted me wanting me to buy them sushi
@@turtle6860 well did u buy them sushi?
No, they started speaking French and I couldn’t understand them xd
I finished reading this when he said it. Not nearly as freaky but it happens almost every time I see a comment about him saying something. Odd
*Looks outside window*
"Man, the weather outside sure is weird."
Well, y'know, it's just a casual drizzle of glitches.
YES xD
Basically last Halloween on Jack's channel
*starts talking about anti*
Me: oh ok.
*His computer crashes*
Me: OH OK.
EDIT: HOLY FUCKIBG SHIT WHY SO MANY LIKES ON TJIS STUPID COMMENT this is my most liked comment wtf
*Just realized that his hair looks kinda emo in da video*
OMG MEEE
O H O K.
Me when I expect my fate: OH OK
If you taunt Anti he will glitch your computer.
_its common knowledge_
"anti is that you are you lagging up the world?" xD
JAM JELLY no no, not anti... Dark's trying to get back... :)
GoAheadAndTryMe 8D he did say anti.... xD seems he mixed it up or something.
I died xD
Erdbeer_Sorbet he probably said Anti, 'cause Antisepticeye is known for appearing in glitches and static. Dark is moreso in his own dimension
Hannah's Gaming Wonderland Anti means opposite so he uses for "darkiplier" as well ;)
Mark should become a voice actor. Seriously.
He is
The dad shark in.the shark song sound EXACTLY like him
505
he voices a character called 505 in the TV show Villainous
Well if you haven't seen Damien already, perhaps you should now
*Holds up middle fingers*
Me: MAXIMUM DEFENSE!
Erika Ebersole ikr 😂
best. defense. ever.
Gigi Hide FOR MARK!!!
maximum defense \(> w
sooo me like hideing under you covers it feels like a sheald XD
"Shamwow!", "Oxyclean!" and "Buy one get one half off!" made me laugh way more than it should have. Also, the Flash Gordon reference afterwards was top notch.
Rirrles When he got the camera, i was laughing so hard. Mark, you god Damn weirdo. lol
Rirrles Are you on the ball?? Get on the ball ^_^
Rirrles hey you forgot Arrrrgentina
lol me too his outburst-flashes made me laugh so much
"HELLO" *scratching* "I DID NOT EXPECT A RESPONSE"
Can't believe that happened to him twice ^^;
Delta Frost That happened while I was reading this
the best part of the video
I like when he shouts random OXYCLEAN stuff when he POOF clicks the camera 😂📷
Delta Frost at what time was it?
I wouldn't be able to play this game without wondering if it's actually hurting my computer
I simply wouldn't be able to play this game
Jack the Ripper same cause I simply don’t have a computer
Im a wimp so I cant but imagine if you used a library computer or a school computer. Just "frick you SCHOOL"
Anyone else notice that when he started talking about Anti His computer crashed?
Anti confirmed.
Kaitlyn Mitchell yeah that was creepy
One hour later...
Kaitlyn Mitchell markiplier has 4 syllables. 4-1=3. There 3 sides on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
Ani + Darkiplier collaboration video confirmed...
Mark: "I'm just going to go upstairs...I hope there aren't any jumpscares"
*gets a jumpscare*
Me tooo
%Demonster% fuck you i got a jump scare because of you
“Judging by the wubbing sounds there’s either a hella dub-step party going on next door or I’m about to be abducted by aliens...” - Markplier 2017
2019 bub
@@crackmemes8831 the video was made in 2017
"Man the weather outside sure is weird..." Everyone in South Carolina for the past week😂😂😂😂
*sad because this comment is still relevant to South Carolina*
Even Sadder because this comment will *always* be relevant to South Carolina
Even even sadder, because its still relevant to south carolina. I know bcuz i live there
not for “the past week” it’s for forever honestly
our weather really doesn’t know what it’s doing with it’s life
*sad because I am no longer leaving the house and don't know how the weather is in South Carolina*
mark "I did not expect a response!!!"
me "me all the time at night"
When it's a horror game but you aren't scared because Mark is playing it
you don't need to be scared because mark will do that for you
DemonicCraze this comment gave me confidence....i think
DemonicCraze lol yep
That's why I watch him play horror games. It's the only way I'll watch them.
Sameeee. I only think I could watch horror films if I'm watching Mark's reaction to them xD
* weird lights flash outside * "....man the weather outside sure looks weird"
"well maybe you could take some of THESE" *flips off Computer*
I seriously thought he was gonna say "the weather outside is.....FRIGHTFUL!" ......later on "But camera flash is so DELIGHTFUL! When the lights are turned down low....."
Allison Silvernail LET IT NO LET IT NO LET IT NO
Quentin Smith That was so beautiful
Quentin Smith 👐🙏🙌👐🙏🙌👐🙏🙌👐🙏🙌 SO BEAUTIFUL
Mark: we might need to call *the ghost busters*
Me: * immediately turns on ghost Buster's theme song *
"HELLO! *scratching* ... I did not expect a response!" -Markiplier 2017
"IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE? -strange tapping from pipes - .....I gotta stop yelling at my things..."
“I love the screaming you’ve done with the place”😂😂
How did you get the heart in your name?
Maybe used a font app
"It's a secret to everybody"
It’s because I’m a member of this channel
Oh cool, didn't know that
When you look down in the comments for jumpscares. But find *spoilers* instead.
I was doing it
Fly Silver oops
That's why you watch the video FIRST. :L
I just use the handy dandy Ctrl+F to use the find function in my browser then type in "ump" so I get all the jumpscares but no spoilers.
Try it out folks!
Jeremiah Tablet WHaT aBouT ThOSE of US nOt oN a coMpUtER?!
"HAAAABOOSKEY!!" -Markimoo
why did i hear this
@@nothere_cora *it is the default respoonse*
@@nothere_cora I heard it too 😂
* blood pours out of sink * Mark:oh good! the blood I ordered!
Vampire Cuteness DARKIPLIER
"ARGENTINA! SLAPCHOP! OXYCLEAN! buy one get one HALF OFF!"
What the heck mark
Passion Fruit when he said oxyclean i jumped
Passion Fruit That part had me laughing the neighbors could probably hear me.
Passion Fruit I literally jumped when he yelled oxyclean
Passion Fruit 😂😂
you forgot that he said SHAMWOW! xD :P
"Judging by the 'wubbing' sounds, there's either a hella dubstep party goin' on next door, or I'm about to be abducted by aliens."
~Mark Fischbach 2K17
*As soon as you abruptly made a jump-cut*
MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE
T I N G L I N G
@@zoeslack5402 ITS NOT A- *sigh* its spidey sense...
Lol
Well look outside there is a hella dubstep party over there
Cacay 200 people need to get it right. Dubstep is actually a slim subcategory of EDM. It would be an EDM festival.
He doesn't
Im in
Couldnt Mark tell that was a bunch of rave lasers outside?
I find it funny when markiplier screams so loud when he gets jumpscared, and we're all sitting here not even flinching
HEEPSASKILLS679 I'm actually kinda scared.
Yeah, I'm not flinching because I'm too terrified to move most of the time...
JUMP SCARES AT 7:36, 11:43 15:25, 17:07, 20:59, 21:46
callum melia no
callum melia it was 15:24 when i read this....
callum melia why?
callum melia THANK THE LORDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST!!!!!
callum melia
Thank you
"oh the blood I ordered, arrived" - Markiplier XD
He said he has no reflection so he's a vamplier
*Boom Boom crash*
+Jack Sam
you know, I really wanna like this comment, but you gave exactly 69 likes right now, you feel me? I just.. can't (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack Sam yes
xD nice pun lol xD
This made my day. thank you XD
"Oh, good! The blood I ordered arrived."
lol! your videos bring me so much laughter and joy : )
Lol same
I'm playing Breath of the Wild, and at the same time that the game said "Boot Options: Mono", my TV released one high-pitched tone and the game froze entirely. Spoopy.
Isn't it normal for the Switch (assuming you're playing it on the Switch) to crash with a high pitched noise?
Mark: YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!
*_screen goes black_*
Me: you did it now mark...
"everything is just pure white" (looks at yellow door)
"I can see behind the screen"
Me: immediately covers camera
Ame Ninn I did that as well!!XD
Ame Ninn I DID THAT TOO!!!!
Same 😂😂
Taehyung's no 1 fan ARMY~
Yep I feel weak 😐
Mark: "everything is watching you!"
Me eating tuna bun: "(looks at bun #2) watch me eat your brother!!"
+elise bun#1 could be a sister...
be both then then geez either way it won't help them from being eaten -_-
Shakeel Jones XD
tf is a tuna bun
Tf is a tuna bun?!
Me: coming to watch markiplier to escape from my anxiety
Mark: "You shouldn't have done what you did."
Me, knowing full well he's not talking about the thing I'm stressing about: *HEAVY BREATHING*
YOU did something too...? O_O
10:30 pm, lights off, full screen.
A Person you have fun
A Person I give you all respect. I look up to people like you😂😂
A Person
it's not even 10 yet it's still 8
Queen Phoenix different time zones. Like where im at its only 5:30 pm
Queen Phoenix Time zones
"Argentina! Oxyclean!" 😂😂😂 I'm legit fucking laughing this video is more funny than scary
I got scared when Mark yelled Oxyclean
ZeeSims sameee
Don't worry. Billy Mays will protect you.
He said Oxy Clean right as I read this comment. Coincidence? I think not!
ZeeSims HEY!BILLYMAYSHEREWITHANAMAZINGNEWPRODUCT
Jovan XP /\
-
When mark says im a horrible monster and then the monster actually comes
yoonmin shipper 😂😂😂
I, for one, think it was a very brave artistic decision this developer made to try and increase the tension by frying the player's graphics card. 9_9
yoonmin shipper lol!😂😂😂😂😂
ARMY
army~
DISCLAIMER: This spoils most of the scares in the game, I left our very minor ones usually only pertaining to ambiance. Not all of these are necessarily terrifying but whatever, enjoy my fellow scaredy cats!
2:29- The game makes a loud electrical zapping noise and has minor visual distortions abruptly (this actually causes Mark's computer to crash so there is also a jump cut shortly after.)
3:06- Same jump scare, this time with less computer crashing XD
4:45- Mark tries to open a door and it gets slammed closed immediately.
6:17- Sounds like someone moving swiftly (hard to hear).
7:15- Another door slam.
7:35- HUGE JUMP SCARE (I had to watch it twice to get the time stamp you're welcome. I'm shook), the monster is revealed and the game "crashes".
8:25- The same jump scare that happened at 2:29 and 3:06.
9:06- Doors blow open.
9:16- Same doors slam shut behind mark.
10:51- Not a scare but that camera is damn bright and it caught me off guard just a bit. I'm not going to write down every time he clicks it (which is a lot within rapid succession) but just a warning. He also yells and flashes it abruptly a lot which I found funny but ey different people are frightened by different things.
11:40- There is writing on the wall and then another BIG JUMP SCARE when the monster is revealed again.
15:24- The monster is there again.
17:06- Loud static noise.
17:55- Same jump scare that always happens when he first enters the stair well.
18:25- The double doors blow open again.
19:33- The monster charges at him and upon catching him cuts to the static noise.
20:30- Door slams shut.
20:56- Locker falls down in front of Mark and makes a loud thump.
21:44- Loud noise and the monster starts chasing Mark again.
21:56- When the monster catches him it cuts to an up close of it then back to the static.
22:19- Mark triggers the loud noise and chase again.
23:01- The same jump scare again with the chase and Mark being caught.
24:21- The car starts up and drives towards Mark before crashing.
24:40- Door closes behind Mark.
24:51- Lights flicker and there is a ringing glitchy noise.
26:01- Door opens itself.
26:38- The monster starts chasing Mark.
26:43- The monster catches Mark and the same thing as usual ensues.
Jinxx bless
Jinxx Bless You Child. Bless You
bless you,
thank you
i love you
bless your soul
My girlfriend and I always have to wait to watch scary videos because she has heart problems and we need to have a jumpscare list. People like you rock 😊
enjoly awwwh I hope nothing but the best for both of you! 💕💕
Him using the camera scared me honestly more times than the monster actually did xD
Ur gamer pic is majestic
The camera didn't scare me. The only thing that scared me was the first time the guy came and jumped out at the screen. My heart was racing so fast.
Same
Little Tip: screaming random things helps you survive horror games
Instant_ Miso O X I C L E AN
Instant_ Miso what if you scream the name of the game?
mono.exe....mono.exe.....mono.exe.....it helps a bit
Truer words have not been spoken.
Astr.melon i'll scream MILKSHAKE
Me: highly paranoid
Also me: Watching this video
Why do I torture myself?
Don't we all though?
Sameee, accept I’m also in a dark room and I’m sick.
Gg girl
I broke my foot and it is till dark in meh room ;-;
*Really*
flashing lights warning, this video might trigger those prone to seizures. also the flashlight is annoying and will make you see your phone once you close your eyes.
He mentioned Flashing lights as a warning in the description
why do i never learn. why am i still watching mark playing horror games at midnight.
SammyIsRandom ikr
SammyIsRandom I'm watching this at 1:00 am in the pitch black while home alone and my dog is barking at nothing halp
Coral Tiessen rip
SammyIsRandom it's currently 23:15 when I'm watching this. (UK East Midlands time)
BluecatGaming now I know the midlands are 20 years in the past but I always thought the hour would be the same XD
Markiplier: I'm gonna have to put a seizure warning on this.
(previously) walking down dark hall flashing a camera multiple times.
Zack Ramirez lol
All
Bubble Blowin
Babies
Will
Be
Beaten
Senseless
In
The
Barn
Golden Potato all bubble blowin babies will be beaten sensless by every able bodied person in the bar* XD
Abbwbbsitb
gasp. I blow bubbles and im 3
Bicycling bears better beware of bouncing boulders
There is literally no way a 3 year old would be watching Markiplier and already knows how to type
Lovin' the bubble wrap carpeting you got there, Mark
The best comment
Last time I try to drink hot coffee while watching a horror game...
Infinity Affinity Ive done that before... never again XD
Infinity Affinity Once I ate soup ,no not again ,not again while watching horror games
I don't eat or drink anything hot while watching Mark, whether is scary or funny
Infinity Affinity
I've learned my lesson with tea...
I smelled like fuckin broccoli man
4:45 door ._. (Not that bad)
7:15 door. Again XD
7:35 no door this time
8:25 sound
9:08 and again the doors (it will close too so.. take care)
Now Mark begins to take pics randomly ._. They're a bit scary XD
11:42 boo
15:24 and an other boo
17:10 a nois
17:56 there goes the lamp again
20:30 old friend, door
21:00 LOUD
21:44 enough with the doors already
23:00 XD
24:50 loud
Those are just the ones that scared me, personally. Might have missed some
Lel
This is the only list I need to make me feel safe with this video
Why thank you fren
Fallen Syndicate I love it when people post the scare times, but then I’m more terrified then even when people say they might’ve missed them...whatever thank you fo saving me for the most part!
I am glad you posted this comment
When I get scared, I don’t move or change face expression. But my heart is beating so fast it feels like I’m actually dying, and my mind is flowing with thoughts like *”HOLY SHIT-*
anybody else
whoever threw that paper yes I do
Sierra Tyndall me
whoever threw that paper I do
Isnt that like a panic attack or sthg
phlanets :D me and XD
2:22 When you see someone flirting with your crush.
JUNGCOCK ITS NICE TO SEE YOU😂
Look at that? It’s an ArMyyyy?
I usually don't have any kind of high expectations for ".exe" games, but there's been quite a few really good ones lately, and this one definitely makes it to the top of the ranks! I was on edge through a lot of this game!
Also one day I hope that someone makes a fan horror-game for Mark, where the main character just keeps screaming "HELLLOOOOO!! ANYBODY HERE!!???" and keeps alerting the monsters!
that would be amazing
DatDudeAlek this game sucked
sawyer sendelbach not as hard as u swallowed XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
DatDudeAlek same!
*game crashes computer and almost destroys graphics card
*continues to play fishy video game
+Dragon Dog I want to know more about this story of your Dragon Dog? What happened exactly, if you don't mind of course!
Scotty Garner it's part of the game 😂
Mark in a nutshell
I thought that was part of the game?
Better not be any scares waiting for me
Game: hey whats up guys its scares here
@@funtimefoxy8269 doesnt everyone
Batch-Of-Pengus not that I’m aware of!
I didn't get it at first but now that I do...
PFFT! Good one ;)
I read this is Vsauces voice
Mark: "I'm gonna go back upstairs..."
Me: that's a horrible idea
Mark: "there better not be any, scaares waiting for me * door slams *"
Me: * almost drops phone * I KNEW IT
Mark: "AHHH FFUCK YOU"
omg guys how do u guys place a picture just like ohmekgoodnyess did. I WANT A BALLORA PICTURE
I LOVE BALLORA
same i was scared by that black thing though
literally same. 😂
OhMehGoodnyess OMG Im Biggest fan of you fnaf
*turns light on*
*lays in bed*
*hugs seal plush*
*wraps self in fuzzy blanket*
*leans laptop back as far as i can*
K let's do this
AppleFrost I'm literally hugging my seal plush rn and hiding in the comments for comfort
me with my dog plushie 😣
how i watch all my horror but with my stuffed animal bunny
I'm with my Bonnie (FNAF) plush, just made it scarier for some reason.
AppleFrost I have a unicorn stuffy, a seal plussie and a pikachu plushie
*Mark*"Hello is there any murderers here to kill me?"
*killer* "Totally, I'm in the kitchen with the dubstep party, wanna sandwich?"
Cause why not ask? Possibly becuase they are not gonna answer. Possibly so we can laugh before drowning in tears at the end of this video locked in a white padded room so nothing will get us. No just me? Ok.
"ΜΟΝΟ" means alone in Greek.
*O h n o . . .*
namjoon also has an album called mono
@@miray03777 who the hell's he
@@miray03777 literally nobody asked the fuck
@@Azazel0609 ok but i just tought of that the fuck?
Pro-Tip: Don't talk shit about Anti. He's listening. XD
DarkDragon1889 yeee he is veryyyyy spoooookyyyyyyy
PRO TIP
Phan Lester THERES A NEW CRAFTS VIDEO COMING OUT IN 9 DAYS IM
AHHHH TRIGGERED!! IM CRAFTING SO HARD
DarkDragon1889 Anti and dark have each others back...
When I heard Mark say that he's coming out of the cage, I thought to myself "anD I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE-"
GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN
BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS. HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A KISS< IT WAS ONLY A KISS
now I'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab
while he's having a smoke
and she's taking a drag
social anxiety YOU RUINED IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
The camera flashing was scarier than the whole game😧
alexandra biliou ok true
Mark flashing the camera scared me more than that creature ever could! 😂👍
Dreama M 😂😂😂
*screams oxyclean* Me- OH SHIT WTF *jumps out of chair*
Alberto Hernandez same
Alberto Hernandez SHAMWOW
Sammmeeeee
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
ARGENTINA
middle finger defense: ENGAGED
I couldn't make it through this video without fan girling over the fact that you keep bringing up Antisepticeye and Darkiplier ahh yes
Lol sammmme
markiplier: *violently spams the camera flash*
markiplier near the end: i may have to put a seizure warning on this video.
me: *out cold on the bed*
Bro that ain't funny
@@ABPT.Sleepy it's...a joke?
@@judyhein1074 it's not funny to joke about having an epilepsy seizure. people have those and die
@@ABPT.Sleepy
1. They probably made the joke because they do have it
2. They probably shouldn't be watching horror games which uses flashes alot
This is why i always check the descriptions lol
*Flashes camera* OXYCLEAN
*Flashes camera* GET ONE HALF OFF
mark: IS ANYBODY ELSE OUT THERE.... THAT WANTS TO KILL ME?
admit it, you lowkey wanted someone to knock
*(Sees notifications)* "Nice, new Markiplier video! But I can't watch it right now, since I'm in college and I am still without internet at home. Well, gonna download it, so I can watch it at home tonight!"
*(Proceeds to download it with IDM)*
(Looks at size of the video at 1080p 60 fps: *666.66* MB)
Well shit.
woah that's fucked up
Don't you mean 628.84MB...
xD. *illuminati sounds* .. anyways. if its a coincidence.. try 380p... or
i would think 66 gigs would be a bit much for a video...
I think me meant 666.66
When your phone crashes and you scream because of some scary ugly monster and then realise that it’s just your reflection
Rip
when you’re out shopping and see a portrait of some hideous creature and you realize that’s just a mirror
69 likes..you know I had to do em 👌
Does anyone else turn down the volume when watching these kinds of videos?
EverythingGaming nope and I regret NOTHING
EverythingGaming me
I TURN IT ALL THR WAY UP
EverythingGaming me
EverythingGaming yeah...
19:26 Making my way downtown walking fast...
19:34 WALKING FASTER
Odett 23 MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST WE KILLED SANS WERE HORRIBLE!
"Could you just.. calm your damn tits,, I'm having a rough time here."
Markiplier-2017
*AAARGANTINA, SLAPCHOP..... OXYCLEAN!!*
Who else got scared by that jumpscare? 😂
*"H A L F O F F !"*
when the glitch happened and the video cut off it actually scared me
No it's called a crashing computer
ShotPhoenix4 I have never seen a facecam glitch when the screen cuts out any where else... except on Jack's channel.
I was wondering if it was deliberate
How to watch the video in fullscreen:
1- open the video
2- put in the fullscreen
3- play the video in your room
4- go to China
5- wait the video to finish
6- go back to your room.
And done.
oh if you only knew
yeah this didnt age well
Lmaooo
Oof
7- Do the opposite way as an opposite day
(First time i actually heard Mark say Antis name before) Mark: Anti is that you? You glitching up my screen. Me: *Falls of my bed laughs* Later on/ Mark: ohh you're a Darkiplier wanna be, are you antisepticeye? I dont know what you are, but, YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE! YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE!
Me: Falls off my bed again dying
Also (Anti+Dark mentionings)
Anti- 2:21 - 2:24
Anti+Dark- 9:49 - 9:55
Glitches/Sounds
2:29 - 2:31
3:05 - 3:08
3:48 - 4:45
5:04 - 5:28
6:16 - 6:19
8:25 - 8:27
creepy texts
4:50
7:24
9:34 - 9:53
11:41
12:46
jump scares
4:45 - 4:46
7:14 - 7:15
7:36 - 7:38
9:06 - 9:08
11:43 - 11:47
(not everything guys im sorry! its 4 am in the morning and really tired i cant finish this im sorry! hope you understand) love u Da *glitches* Mark. lol jk i love All Marks.
Natalie williamson thanks
You angel
i love you so much tbh
Natalie williamson THANKS
Doctor Potter's Phantastic Beast at the Discø I believe you to be the edgy 13 year old. Your username has contradicted your statement boi
Me before: alright. This is mine. its not scary at all.
Me after: MOM IM SLEEPING IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT-
*fine but HAHAGHSHSHSHHAHAHHAHAGAHHAHAHAGBWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️🏻👌🏻🦆
@@theo.woooooooo *OGLXKG,PZXXITXZZLZZKTXKXICGICOYF6O*
*JQNAJZNSNẞFJFJDIW8JWKKWK*
@@hat7475 E
@@Blurpbees *bonk*
I loved when mark said," I love the screaming you've done with the place," and then," it sounds like a siren with a migraine- oooo, no.."
Note to self, dont get windows 10... it's a portal for demons.
why
haha never touching my laptop again
steelpicmin Winnie the poo worships satan.
Too late for me then...
Welp, Rip me cause I can only run my PC with Windows 10 xD
Who else thought that when marks computer crashed it was part of the game?
Swag21_ Ruben123 me
OXI CLEAN!!! (takes picture) BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF!!!! ( takes picture)
its 11:00 pm where I live and its dark af so everytime mark uses the camera my eyes burn ❤️😂
thats same time on video when he made POOF
I hovered over your profile pic, is that a pit bull i see? :3
I want subs Huehuehue lol
lol the camera part was so funny
Some people get scared of popups like five nights at freddys, but 3D games with sounds like that really get me. Marks played so many horror games it obviously doesn't faze him in the least bit, but I'd play that game so slow and I'd be so scared lol.
I remember that i was reasonnably scared watching mark on scp containement breach, then i downloaded it, played and noticed i wasn't scared anymore, not even a bit. It eventually got boring and i came back to youtube.
Rid I'd be dead before starting the game
I'm scared of. my own reflection
Jumpscares
7:36
11:43
15:25
17:07
20:59
21:46
I found this list quite lacking, but it's the only one I found. Thanks
Jennifer Dejong I was too late
Jennifer Dejong
thank u
Thank you for putting space before the times to avoid spoiling it for people. Appreciate it.
Jennifer Dejong i used it to know when to put my volume down and keep my eyes open and try not to get scared
Haha the game crashes for the third time in the bathroom and the jump scare noise is just stuck on!!! The expression on marks face is hilarious!!!😂😂😂
Everyone must bombard Jackaboy to play this now purely so we can get more of Robin's juicy Anti editing skills
SpaceGuts
Holy shit yes
Imagine all the juicy glitchessss
SpaceGuts YES AGREED
Stahp, you're making my daughter go mental over Antiness
Yesyesyes
"come find me" "I dunno if I wanna do that I'd rather stay home and eat some cheez-its that's my ideal"
" Anti..? Is that you..? " XD
Mark: at least I've got some assemblense of safety in form of a T O I L E T....even though that's how I died last time
Me: *trying not to make any inappropriate jokes while he is speaking*