Honestly, one of the most annoying things in modern entertainment is how all the super spies and soldiers rack their gun before to go into a room. Keep one in the dang chamber.
@@unifiedhorizons2663 Eh, not really. I've seen super frustrating plots there too. It's the writers regardless of medium who determines the work. You can even look up one. It's called Stink Bomb and I consider it an almost absolute waste.
@@unifiedhorizons2663 I'd say more modern narratives are better in Japan then in the west, as now it's all nearly infected with "the message", Jackson Pollock abstraction cocksucking and "everything is subjective" art theory, and even then western translators try to ruin Japanese stories, like those treehouse bastards
Honestly, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find many horror movies where the protagonists *aren't* morons, even among the most acclaimed and popular ones. The genre is somewhat known for that at this point
*"We need super soldiers. Winter Soldier? Not good enough. Omega Red? Good, but could be better. Hey, what's that Curt Conners guy up to? I hear he had something interesting going on."* -Russia
Super appreciative of your channel! I’m a big scaredy cat and can’t watch these things, but I’m just so curious about them! Your sarcastic attitude, well-placed blurs, and occasional puppy-kitten wholesome monetization filters help me know about these things without having nightmares. Thanks for what you do and keep doing it, with more fluffy things as you do voiceover of completely vile awfulness 🙃
@Jonas Aurelius I know I watched alien as my first “scary” movie. I watched for the parts that don’t make sense and it was kinda funny and not scary at all!
If lizard monsters broke into my bunker? The only two choices are to just die or learn to become one with the lizard, start a cult and learn their ways. Earn their trust, breed with their women, then take them down from the inside.
They make highly train military people look like its there first day on the job or its there first time picking up a gun cuz lets be honest if they had actually common sense and knew what the hell they were doing they would of never lost that many soldiers(to be fair thay were fighting mutated lizard people) but that doesn't skip the fact they did almost everything wrong
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme. I am asking for the seventeenth time and will continue asking.
Do you know how disappointing it is that they didn't at least make the military unit a SEAL platoon? Think about it- then it would be American Frogmen versus Soviet frog men. I bet the story would be have strange, dark, and mysterious enough to bring John B Allen in as the leader. Hell, he could even consult on set regarding the experience of being pelted by a grenade over a wall... That would have been epic.
I dont know if its the movie or your writing, but this is your funniest videos yet and probably m favorite so far. Great job, it gave me some laughs when I really needed some. Thank you.
I know my first thought upon finishing this story was even the guy you were attempting to rescue effectively told you "Don't trade 1 for many, dummies!"
I like how instead of saying “I’d of this or I’d do that” for every single thing, he actually provides some useful strategies, draw attention away for counterattacks, keep a round in the chamber, disguise yourself as the people you’re trying to escape, smart
I laughed so hard when right after the Major gave his huge speech about defending everyone and fighting till the end, then almost immediately pulls out a grenade, and unnecessarily sacrifices himself. Like, he was thinking ah shit I promised too much and have to get out of this situation somehow.
The MOAB is not the largest non nuclear bomb in the US arsenal, it's actually the Massive Ordnance Penetrator. The MOAB is just the largest to have been used in combat.
It's pretty common for a firearm in the opening scenario to be "aircraft" loaded, which is simply safety-off, round unchambered. This is done because firearms used to be more volatile and aircraft much more rocky. Too much whoopsie pew pew. Nowadays, probably just carry the best way you can because we don't have those problems anymore.
Once again, I am reminded of how piss-poor The USSR was at their jobs of containment. They had a bunker full of *Alien Communist French Lizard Vampires* and they didn't think to instantly detonate a nuclear warhead down there and been done. Nyet Comrade. We can DEFINITELY come back here... eventually.
i’m guessing that due to the nature of the locks as well as the fact there were bodies and a hastily spray painted warning i reckon that whoever locked that place up was a (or a couple) survived who had managed to escape the bunker. As for why the USSR didn’t return there are plenty potential reasons for it. The survivors were killed by locals, died due to the heat, decided that it was better to try to live someplace else then risk being executed back home etc
Ha....haha......hahaha........WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm currently doing Goldeneye. My dude you made my day by putting in the beginning of Goldeneye General Ourumov.
We all know realistically all of their asses are grass including Sinclair and Hook as soon as they re-entered that bunker and went down the elevator shaft.
Lets face it this is unbeaten because we all would of died on eject or shortly after . Why wasn't reinforcements sent in right away after they noticed a down craft
Ill-tempered Soviet Ninja Turtles. Dude that was one of my favorite TV shows as a kid 😀 Nothing was quite as exciting as watching Sergey, Vladimir, Pietro & Ivan drunkenly flipping around while downing cheap vodka and spouting the party line.
17:50 Can confirm that language barriers are a bitch. The amount of times I've played R6: Siege with my friends and they've told me to shoot the enemy in the kisser, but then they get mad when I do exactly that. Now I understand why.
One idea to flee / escape. Hide by the Lair incase combatants show up, ambush them. And take their vehicles (or the fuel from the vehicles). Easy way to get as FAR as you can, from the death bunker. Could have also sealed the bunker up or slammed a jeep into the doors to make it a mangled metal trap. Lizards would have one hell of a time with it.
i agree with the "why is it our problem?" answer if its former soviet that's probably central Asia, thats a pretty dry and geographically self contained place in the worst case they shouldn't be able to escape the region
What I don't get is why they're letting the prisoner, who they're actively at war with have a weapon. Sure the circumstances are insane, but who's to say as soon as their backs are turned he won't mow them down and take the base?
In the movie, the prisoner claimed that he was forced to work for Taliban, and he never killed anybody. Of course, it can't explain why those Talibans would not bring him into the bunker to be meatshield, but let him be the rearguard for them with a rifle on the ground with cars.
Speaking from experience, if that soviet bunker was built the same way and from same material the bunker my dad helped make, which was also a soviet atomic bunker, that ammount of C4 would barely scratch the paint. I am not kidding. Those things have THICCCK walls made of blue concrete, hardest in the world, are strenghtened by steel bars and coated in thick rubbery layer. Granted, the one dad helped build was made to take a nuclear blast right on top of it, while this one seems to be... less secure. However, I am pretty certain it would still be able to take a blast few hundred meters away. That C4 isn't going to do jack. Fun story: When building the bunker, the concrete they were using was so hard they were breaking every single tool they had. There was a truck that was just driving back and forth to nearby town, just with hammers and chisels alone. XD Talk about sturdy.
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I'm not sure if you were the first "How to beat" guy but you're definitely the best. Your videos never disappoint and I hope you continue making them.
Could you review the movie "The Hidden" (2015)
26:50
Hook: "Do not come back for me"
The monster: "Bro stfu our food is coming"
Bro got slapped to the 4th dimension
😂😂😂😂😂
"A horde of ill tempered Soviet Ninja Turtles" killed me 😂😂😂
*French soviet ninja turtles from outer space
@@lacumbancha6273 *french soviet ninja turtle vampires from outer space
OMG, I know right? 😂😂
Honestly, one of the most annoying things in modern entertainment is how all the super spies and soldiers rack their gun before to go into a room. Keep one in the dang chamber.
no, he can't use his gun if it is left back in armory chamber
@@God-ld6ll huh?
What annoyed me the most was how much was wrong with their uniforms
but... but... it sounds cool
@@ashlynharbison5572 also i havent seen the movie but if any of them with beards are american their beards are against regulation lol
If a script need the protagonists to be stupid, to work, it means that it doesn't work
Facts…. Like bruh…. anime plots are better
@@unifiedhorizons2663 Eh, not really. I've seen super frustrating plots there too. It's the writers regardless of medium who determines the work.
You can even look up one. It's called Stink Bomb and I consider it an almost absolute waste.
@@unifiedhorizons2663 I'd say more modern narratives are better in Japan then in the west, as now it's all nearly infected with "the message", Jackson Pollock abstraction cocksucking and "everything is subjective" art theory, and even then western translators try to ruin Japanese stories, like those treehouse bastards
Honestly, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find many horror movies where the protagonists *aren't* morons, even among the most acclaimed and popular ones. The genre is somewhat known for that at this point
Sinclair as a pilot is required to the hardcore SERE school, and she threw all that knowledge away.
Do the British (she's RAF) have a SERE school as we Americans do? Or do they send personnel here to the U.S.?
Ty for not mentioning whatever she did wrong. This comment was as useful as me warning a wasp of a spider web.
@@ZephaniahL Good question, not sure.
*"We need super soldiers. Winter Soldier? Not good enough. Omega Red? Good, but could be better. Hey, what's that Curt Conners guy up to? I hear he had something interesting going on."* -Russia
The choice between keeping you at 69 likes or going to 70
I barely know who omega red is
Not a marvel fan and still got it xD. Golden comment ^^.
Super appreciative of your channel! I’m a big scaredy cat and can’t watch these things, but I’m just so curious about them! Your sarcastic attitude, well-placed blurs, and occasional puppy-kitten wholesome monetization filters help me know about these things without having nightmares. Thanks for what you do and keep doing it, with more fluffy things as you do voiceover of completely vile awfulness 🙃
You should check out the “the brutality of….” Videos by big will they’re amazing especially if you’re too scared to watch the actual movie!
@Jonas Aurelius I know I watched alien as my first “scary” movie. I watched for the parts that don’t make sense and it was kinda funny and not scary at all!
@jonaaurelius6871 Such a terrible way to watch movies.
If lizard monsters broke into my bunker? The only two choices are to just die or learn to become one with the lizard, start a cult and learn their ways. Earn their trust, breed with their women, then take them down from the inside.
🤣 that sounds utterly well thought thru
Or just bomb it to hell like in the movie.
@@Thelordoflizards That sounds too boring though.
Me in a horror movie, "I am willing to breed with your women!"
Then a French lizard commie cuts my head off.
Technically she broke into their bunker.
To be honest, I read this as "THE LIAR" and thought it would be about politics
In the words of Patrick star "What's the difference"
I read the ‘LIZARD PEOPLE in THE LAIR’ and still thought it was American politics 🤷♀️
SAME
Mark Zuckerberg clones
I relate to this way too much
They make highly train military people look like its there first day on the job or its there first time picking up a gun cuz lets be honest if they had actually common sense and knew what the hell they were doing they would of never lost that many soldiers(to be fair thay were fighting mutated lizard people) but that doesn't skip the fact they did almost everything wrong
9:58 They really did just go and use the SCP-096 stock scream SFX lol
I went straight to the comments as soon as I heard it
i feel like ive heard that before in like command and conquer (the original)
„As long as someone dosn’t do something stupid” when we hear that line we know what will happen
I just have to say, I LOVE your sense of humor. The Bugs Bunny joke got me so good I'm laughing for minutes.
“All I’m saying is id feel a heck of a lot better if his head was further from his body.” 😂😂😂
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme. I am asking for the seventeenth time and will continue asking.
bros on a mission
@@balls3542 Lol, I thought there was left wing sarcasm in his post, it actually exists lol
what video did u first post this on
@@ThisDonut the “Halloween ends” video
@@Thevlid3 wat a mad lad
Do you know how disappointing it is that they didn't at least make the military unit a SEAL platoon? Think about it- then it would be American Frogmen versus Soviet frog men. I bet the story would be have strange, dark, and mysterious enough to bring John B Allen in as the leader. Hell, he could even consult on set regarding the experience of being pelted by a grenade over a wall... That would have been epic.
Love your videos man. In the future could you make a video of how to beat the werewolfs in Dog soldiers.
Bro this is a great idea. I loved that movie so much.
Oh hell yes, especially a Geordie fist-fighting a seven-foot tall werewolf.... and winning (until another one turned up, like a cheat)
when the military vehicle hit her i DIED!!! XD
no way i coulda expected that to happen. amazing movie, 10/10 easy
I literally just watched scary movie 1 2 and 3 and then I started watching this. The clips from them are making the video ten times better
I dont know if its the movie or your writing, but this is your funniest videos yet and probably m favorite so far. Great job, it gave me some laughs when I really needed some. Thank you.
I know my first thought upon finishing this story was even the guy you were attempting to rescue effectively told you "Don't trade 1 for many, dummies!"
I think and comment this alot but it really makes me happy I'm not the only one thinking how stupid supposed trained people act in these movies.
Tbf, how does training prepare you for something you've utterly never even _seen_ before?
I like how instead of saying “I’d of this or I’d do that” for every single thing, he actually provides some useful strategies, draw attention away for counterattacks, keep a round in the chamber, disguise yourself as the people you’re trying to escape, smart
I give you a like because i love how you tear all this sh i tt y writing in movies apart!
Glad i discovered you 3 years ago!
Keep doing what you do👍
Finally after a week I was experiencing nerd explains withdrawal
"Its like someone put Venom in the microwave" lmao
0:07 I would call The Amaizing Spider-Man, he has experience dealing with lizard people.
And corn men
@@an-animal-lover a - maiz - ing Spider Man. The misspelling in the comment
"French Commie Lizard Vampires" made me laugh way harder than it should have
French, Commie, Lizard, Vampires as if it could possibly get any worse. XD
This sentence alone made my day.
I wonder what a movie like this or similar would look like with competent characters, probably be short
A lot better, definitely
the c4 managing to only dislodge a small piece of metal that hit the perfect spot to ruin their plan is beyond hilarious man ;D
I laughed so hard when right after the Major gave his huge speech about defending everyone and fighting till the end, then almost immediately pulls out a grenade, and unnecessarily sacrifices himself. Like, he was thinking ah shit I promised too much and have to get out of this situation somehow.
"Without their heads they're powerless!" 😂😂😂
I remember recommending this after watching it. So glad to see you covering it! As always great videos to make anyone's day.
Ngl 20:40 has to be the best part of the movie. That one caught me off guard
The MOAB is not the largest non nuclear bomb in the US arsenal, it's actually the Massive Ordnance Penetrator. The MOAB is just the largest to have been used in combat.
“Do not open” idk why but that killed me🤣🤣🤣
4:55 "Besides, the sun is a thing that exists.." SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN LEMME RIGHT THESE DOWN! This is some mind-opening info here
It's pretty common for a firearm in the opening scenario to be "aircraft" loaded, which is simply safety-off, round unchambered. This is done because firearms used to be more volatile and aircraft much more rocky. Too much whoopsie pew pew. Nowadays, probably just carry the best way you can because we don't have those problems anymore.
Once again, I am reminded of how piss-poor The USSR was at their jobs of containment. They had a bunker full of *Alien Communist French Lizard Vampires* and they didn't think to instantly detonate a nuclear warhead down there and been done. Nyet Comrade. We can DEFINITELY come back here... eventually.
i’m guessing that due to the nature of the locks as well as the fact there were bodies and a hastily spray painted warning i reckon that whoever locked that place up was a (or a couple) survived who had managed to escape the bunker.
As for why the USSR didn’t return there are plenty potential reasons for it. The survivors were killed by locals, died due to the heat, decided that it was better to try to live someplace else then risk being executed back home etc
The 14:05 observation killed me more than the bear market did.
If you clicked on a Nerd Explains video just minutes after it released, What Would You do?
Give it a like and leave?
Because leaving the scene is always smart😄
A the like will please him so he doesn't attack us!
Nerd has the absolute best commentary man. Best how to beat channel bar none
"Ah, gross, it's like someone put Venom in the microwave" LOL 9:07
As a frenchman *and* reptile/vampire/alien enthusiast, I applaud this movie for representing my small minority with its monster :p
You gotta do a "Feast" one. Uncensored.
I feel like I have actually learned something about surviving in the desert. Thanks nerd explains!
"French Commie Lizzard Vampies". That shit has me dying 🤣 😂 💀
You had me at French... Nuke the base
Fav movie content channel on yt
9:25 did you just quote key and peele? The "terrys" 😆
Ha....haha......hahaha........WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm currently doing Goldeneye. My dude you made my day by putting in the beginning of Goldeneye General Ourumov.
1:19 -" She has a gun! Quick, Im must sprint 50m and attack her with this medieval sword I carry."
I want to see this man play a survival/horror TTRPG.
ttrpg? Like ar game?
I must say, I really like your thumbnails. These give off that old hand-painted movie billboard vibes in the past.
I legit learn survival stuff from this channel and get laughs.
20:56
"If something falls from outer space and doesn't die on impact, it cannot be trusted".
24:00 They literally could have just closed the doors and reapplied the chain properly, that would at least work until they could get real help.
The ninja turtle-bit had me in tears
I’m sure I lot of us read “The Liar” 😂😂.. I was like I ain’t never heard of no movie called “the liar” 💀
Nerd is awesome another great strategy to survive
14:06 This is the best joke I've heard all month
Every video nerd recommends removing the head of a already dead enemy and I’m here for it.
We all know realistically all of their asses are grass including Sinclair and Hook as soon as they re-entered that bunker and went down the elevator shaft.
Just get Chris Redfield and the BSAA, it’s not like he hasn’t seen this before.
Soldiers in movies: *saying "I repeat" over comms*
Artillery unit on the same channel: Allow us to introduce ourselves
If you want to talk more about lizard people, you have to talk about this unknown man, known as Mark Zucherburg... 😂
Oh you're a nazi?
Lets face it this is unbeaten because we all would of died on eject or shortly after . Why wasn't reinforcements sent in right away after they noticed a down craft
How to beat the Lizard People in Congress needs explaining too.
Oops, a nazi... Damn, I didn't know nazis still existed 😬
they remain UNBEATEN
Please consider doing 2003's 'Love Object'.. it has RIP Torn &&&&& Udo Kier!
Ill-tempered Soviet Ninja Turtles. Dude that was one of my favorite TV shows as a kid 😀
Nothing was quite as exciting as watching Sergey, Vladimir, Pietro & Ivan drunkenly flipping around while downing cheap vodka and spouting the party line.
“French commie lizard vampires” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE HORROR!!! ARE THEY GOING TO SERVE US BAGUETTES WITH A SIDE OF BLOODY DEATH??
The conspiracy theories prepared me for this one
That makes me think of Iron Sky😂
Iron Sky would be great for how to beat.
I hope one day when he asks "what would you do? 🤨" I can confidently answer "Throw it back 😎"
good jokes and puns, love it !
17:50
Can confirm that language barriers are a bitch. The amount of times I've played R6: Siege with my friends and they've told me to shoot the enemy in the kisser, but then they get mad when I do exactly that. Now I understand why.
Nerd: Carefully analyzes every detail of the movie to formulate a workable survival plan.
Me: "Hey, that's Lee Adama!!!"
I thirst for good military horror, and I feel very dehydrated. Can a brother in Christ throw me some recommendations?
Now can you do "How to beat the Lizard people in Morrowind"?
You videos are so great
Nerd, you should check out The Void. Its a Canadian horror film. Definitely a worst case scenario
when i see monsters like that, i can only think of, just call a Witcher 🤣
That one piece of metal being dislodged is hilarious.
I wasn't expecting that "T h e L a i r"
Hook and Sinclair using the line to get up is the most Captain Jack Sparrow thing ever
Lieutenant Dan definitely had some problems
Sergeant Hook?? Such a missed opportunity, give that guy a promotion and make him a captain 😂
I live for these videos
And they say chivalry is dead...😂
This is so funny....😁
Nice work, mate. I was gonna watch this, but I think your version is more entertaining.
You should do 'Cloud Atlas' that would be interesting 😁
One idea to flee / escape. Hide by the Lair incase combatants show up, ambush them. And take their vehicles (or the fuel from the vehicles). Easy way to get as FAR as you can, from the death bunker. Could have also sealed the bunker up or slammed a jeep into the doors to make it a mangled metal trap. Lizards would have one hell of a time with it.
That first sentence is gold
9:57 aint that the scream ppl use for rake in some places lol
i agree with the "why is it our problem?" answer if its former soviet that's probably central Asia, thats a pretty dry and geographically self contained place in the worst case they shouldn't be able to escape the region
At 14:20, "must have been the wind"
Saw this at walmart with the textured cover yesterday
What I don't get is why they're letting the prisoner, who they're actively at war with have a weapon. Sure the circumstances are insane, but who's to say as soon as their backs are turned he won't mow them down and take the base?
In the movie, the prisoner claimed that he was forced to work for Taliban, and he never killed anybody.
Of course, it can't explain why those Talibans would not bring him into the bunker to be meatshield, but let him be the rearguard for them with a rifle on the ground with cars.
I've never thought "French comi lizard vampair aliens." whould be something that I would see or hear about.
Speaking from experience, if that soviet bunker was built the same way and from same material the bunker my dad helped make, which was also a soviet atomic bunker, that ammount of C4 would barely scratch the paint. I am not kidding. Those things have THICCCK walls made of blue concrete, hardest in the world, are strenghtened by steel bars and coated in thick rubbery layer. Granted, the one dad helped build was made to take a nuclear blast right on top of it, while this one seems to be... less secure. However, I am pretty certain it would still be able to take a blast few hundred meters away. That C4 isn't going to do jack.
Fun story: When building the bunker, the concrete they were using was so hard they were breaking every single tool they had. There was a truck that was just driving back and forth to nearby town, just with hammers and chisels alone. XD
Talk about sturdy.