Brett is the guy your mom wouldn't let you hang out with in high school because of how he looks but was low key one of your better influences when it came to friends
@@ChaelSonnen000 I'm gonna guess you didn't go to a lot of birthday parties as a kid. Gotta lighten up a bit. You don't need to rain on his parade just cuz you never had your own😂
Amazing how nomenclature evolves. When Phil ejected that sound out of his body at the very beginning we understand seamlessly and without question. The people who are new here are left so far behind.
I've had a revelation why this guy's so popular... literally every cut could be a vine on its own... The videos are organized chaos and who wouldn't love that.
Yes. I ordered a shrimp pizza from a filthy little Chinese restaurant one night after getting fall down drunk. Next day every one was puking and shitting but me lol. I was satisfied.
I’ve been rewatching a bunch of old Philip videos. I genuinely think this is un intentionally one of the funniest one. “Pizza nice!” “Nah.. it… it’s not like that”😂 and the “I wouldn’t mind living in a world where I don’t know what mayo is” Just so many little stupid jokes that make this video one of the best
I left for a year and now that I'm back you're channel is massive! I ran out if your videos and you didn't post that often but now I have plenty to watch! Thanks dude!
3:20 From my experience working at a pizza place, they probably didn't start making your pizza because they thought it was either a mistake or a prank.
OMG I am so glad you posted. Your videos make me crack up!! I know you risk your sanity and health for these videos but PLEASEEE never stop making them, I love them so much!!
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how the hell did it get demonetized so quickly? Cmon TH-cam, get your shit together bucko
Try talking less about the military industrial complex and political corruption. Oh wait...
No go get a job lazy bum
Crazy Comedy hey man if you could get paid thousands and make simple videos, you’d be doing to too
I’d guess because of the hymen band name, or masochistic hamster
You better take Brett to a best reviewed place, he deserves it lmao
Yup. Brett is such a nice and funny guy
Yeah especially after you guys got matching bad tattoos, you gotta treat your handsome band mate
He even promised him to try a fancy restaurant 😅
Yup yup 💀
Haha I'm just having fun
Brett is the guy your mom wouldn't let you hang out with in high school because of how he looks but was low key one of your better influences when it came to friends
that sounds so fucking corny bro
Oddly specific 😂
Wtf ur mom didn't let u hang out with ur homie?
Right?! 🤣
this deserves more likes,, you straight up speaking facts man
"Interviewing the most arrested man in my city" please
It would just be a video of himself answering questions.
@@kigrey3994 behind a glass and a land telephone. Lol
Oh hell yeah
Yes pls lolol
Totally, I hate seeing him destroy himself with shit food
This channel is becoming that kid who eats worms on the playground.
For realz
Your point being?
@@AlexFlockhart that this channel is becoming that kid who eats worms on the playground.
Yers
kuceng Mabur it’s gangsta af
“who would open that and be like TIGHT” im dead
Matthew Molloy nobody because nobody uses tight anymore
Patrick Batemen lol what some people still use it, how old are u?
@@Drop_Dead5789 You're way too cool for the internet.
2001 called, they want their phrase back lol
Aaron H that’s right
this dudes house looks like the inside of a tattoo shop
Looks gay
@@ChaelSonnen000 you would know
420 likres
This houses dude looks like he runs a tattoo shop.
@@ChaelSonnen000 I'm gonna guess you didn't go to a lot of birthday parties as a kid. Gotta lighten up a bit. You don't need to rain on his parade just cuz you never had your own😂
Last time: "don't worry Bret, we'll do something fun next time!"
This time:
WavesSurfs lmao right? Forgot about that. I guess he did too
"Takeing brett on a date he deserves" this is the tittle i wanna see soon
tittle?
Titties
Taking* Brett* title* come on man...
Tits
Amazing how nomenclature evolves. When Phil ejected that sound out of his body at the very beginning we understand seamlessly and without question. The people who are new here are left so far behind.
Thanks for teaching me the word nomenclature by using it in a sentence. I had to Google that Pokemon to realize it was a word.
@@rustytoyota I am now naming at least one of my pokemon "nomenclature"
that translated to "here's the scoop"
Nah bro, people who are uncultured to thr uniquity of life will not understand the querkiness of his personality. I picked up on it quite fast.
h minomenature
"who would open that and be like"
"ooh , tight"
LMAO
I like Brett, I hope he doesnt disappear like the others. Please stay, Brett.
I wonder where rich Indian oil mogul was for this video? He would've been perfect lol.
Dude probably had the corona virus lol
1000%
Last week “getting the worst reviewed tattoo”
This week “we are both sick”
That hep c be hittin
Uh oh
"It's kind of like our immune system is deficient somehow"
Never thought you could live and fully look like heroin addicts so much without doing heroin. Coming from an ex heroin user
Skinny Buddha same
Who's running budism when you watch TH-cam?
@@miltonx27 heroin addicts
They really don't tho?
@@Dangrudd they 10,000 times do
Mayonnaise and olives, Michael Scott's favourite.
“It’s comfort food”
Clinton Matos I don’t think it was his favorite but it was his heart break comfort food.
*black olives 😂😂
Brett: coughing from covid
Phil: haha ur dying
Do you reckon they had early covid?
You and Brett always give off great energy together, he needs to be in every review
Who else can hear Gordon Ramsay’s spirt saying “absolutely disgusting”
LoudLexus “bland, no seasoning, absolutely disgusting”
Bloody hell
"who eats onions like this, you'd have to be a serial killer"
*_proceeds to eat onion_*
Its good for the blood
Well we haven't seen the stripper or his GF in awhile...
@@Hazemake ouch, you sound mad
@@Hazemake what if she's poly? What if these two men were dating her?
@@MagicJellyBeanPastelLucidDream What in the god damn hell are you talking about?
“I’ll eat the rest of that, drunk, later” - I can relate to that for sure.
Accurate
More Brett, glad he’s becoming a constant on the channel
Yeah he's really entertaining
😍 so happy
He deserves a "best reviewed" place 🥺
Omg he is a pineapple on pizza guy awesome
We'll lose him just like everybody else before him.
Sad scoop :(
Dude is handsome af. Not gonna lie
I've had a revelation why this guy's so popular...
literally every cut could be a vine on its own...
The videos are organized chaos and who wouldn't love that.
Brett's laugh kills me every time.
Super fake
“Who eats onion like this?”
Amberlynn Reid does
Ian McLeary so fucking true 🤢🤢🤢
I thought that as well. Phillip is too pure for her name to be mentioned on his channel lol.
These are actually all her recipes lmao
Who dat
haydur nation unite
*onion salad*Brett - "who would open that and be like ohh tight" Dead
2:52 "mayonnaise, what is mayonnaise?"
Mayonnaise is a way of life
An instrument.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it❓
~George Carlin
Yes. I ordered a shrimp pizza from a filthy little Chinese restaurant one night after getting fall down drunk. Next day every one was puking and shitting but me lol. I was satisfied.
spose so in human evolution it is theorized that we exchange our big and strong digestive systems for bigger smarter brains. >;)
@@lel3450 fair enough🤣
HAAAAAAAAAAA❤
The funniest part was when you opened the olive pizza and started laughing like Beavis and Butthead haha.
You'd have to be a serial killer to eat this
*as he takes a bite and stares*
He low-key just told everyone he's a serial killer
Peep This he high-key let us individual know that he will come for you someday
I’ve been rewatching a bunch of old Philip videos. I genuinely think this is un intentionally one of the funniest one. “Pizza nice!” “Nah.. it… it’s not like that”😂 and the “I wouldn’t mind living in a world where I don’t know what mayo is”
Just so many little stupid jokes that make this video one of the best
“Getting crack from the worst reviewed crack dealer in my city”
I left for a year and now that I'm back you're channel is massive! I ran out if your videos and you didn't post that often but now I have plenty to watch! Thanks dude!
mayonaise is an instrument
3:20 From my experience working at a pizza place, they probably didn't start making your pizza because they thought it was either a mistake or a prank.
6:05
"Who would open that and just be like, oh, tight!" That part had me laughing 😂
Lmao best part is, is I was reading your comment as that was being said in the video. Perfect
Holy shit you too. No lie that was crazy 😂
Im literally coming back to this vid for 3 days straight just to hear this again
these dude had corona before it was a thing lol
Viral hipsters
"sickpsters" doesn't have a good ring to it
@@kingayy9267 lolll
but what did Philip see at 7:42 that made him lose his smile so quickly
His girlfriend pissed bc she wants in the video.
Marco
Vietnam flashbacks
Lmfao
The scoop
0:50 you guys probably had covid when it wasn't even a thing.
I thought you were gonna take him to a fancy place 😂
When he is healthy and happy phil will make him even happier.
When he lifted the pizza lid and you guys started laughing, I started laughing and felt like I was a part of something
yeah, that guy definitely looks like his name would be brett.
The internet is so awesome, I can watch some random Canadian youtuber review Indian food while I sit here in India, reviewing Canadian visa form.
Did you end up getting a visa?
“looking like a highschoolers face whi hasn’t been using their neutrogena” really hit hard :(
"If you do that im not gonna not do it" that shit made me gag hahaha
Love seeing Brett on here, you two have great chemistry lol. Poor guy only sees the worst reviewed never the best haha
Ok bucko it’s time to take Brett to a nice restaurant
“2 homes less people being ungrateful about the food they were given”
I'm Indian, and this video is hilarious! Nice job!
Also, eating slices of onion with food is a thing here (although I don't eat that way)
"Who eats onions like this, you'd have to be a serial killer" *proceeds to take a bite*
Brett’s a mood. I feel his my true spirit youtuber and he’s not even a youtuber
He has a TH-cam channel
2:55 Missed the chance to say "Mayonnaise is an instrument."
Y’all are such good friends you actually still share shit when your sick lol
Last video “Brett I promise next video your in we’ll do something nice.”
Next video:
5:56
“Haha who eats onion like this? You’d have to be a serial killer...”
*crunch*
„Here is the scoop“ became: „uhjjhh“
I love how you bring Brett to all the nasty places and Marco to the most expensive lol
Brett deserves some nice restaurant food after all this suffering. You even promised him. He is such a great dude.
Who else feels nauseous after watching that shot of mayonnaise and hot sauce?
_Reading about_ those two ingredients being combined is enough to strike nausea into the stomach of most strong men
Funny how a week after getting a couple of worst reviewed tattoos in the city, both you boys are sick. :thinking:
"ill eat the rest of that drunk later" story of my life
GODDAMN Brett is such a hottie
6:05 “who would open that and be like ‘ohh tight’” lmfaoooo
An all olive pizza has the same energy as "none pizza left beef"
"How is this Indian food?" Literally what I said to myself in the beginning of the video lmao.
I love the videos with Brett they play off each other to perfection lol
Man you made me laugh for the first time today this shit had me cracking up I appreciate you Phil
I miss being greeted with “here’s the scoop”
Michelle Valdez he does it in every vid! it was especially clear in this one
LUL. He said Pasta like Pass-tah
just Canadian things
the only way to say pasta
How else does one say pasta..? 🤔
Mel V paw sta
p'AAH!-stuh
no ones talking about 8:41 when you literally see the mayo ooze through his teeth
Really though why would we
Let people forget
Brett is hot...
Totally gay for him.
Think phil istoo
Phil looks like a white NAV and the other dude looks like a crackhead
i was typing “that garlic bread is just a massive crouton lmfao” and then brett said it
PLEASE DO THE WORST HYPNOTISTS !!!!!!!
'Who would open that & go oh tight' I fucking died when he said that 😂😂😂😂
“Who would open that and say “OH TIGHT”!”
Can we talk about Brett's skincare regiment? Is it just me or is he like... mad beautiful? 👀
Geez I love Brett's voice :D
“Who eats onion like this must be a serial killer”
I feel personally attacked, only chads can eat half a raw onion
Brett: "Is that worse than drinking your own piss?"
Phillip: "Yeah"
Proceeds to drink more lmao
Waiting for "Here's the scoop" to just be a death rattle.
"JuSt OlIvEs HUR HUR!"
We got a serious mad lad here, folks.
OMG I am so glad you posted. Your videos make me crack up!! I know you risk your sanity and health for these videos but PLEASEEE never stop making them, I love them so much!!
can we get a video about the evolution of the intro “here’s the scoop”
1:02 first case of coronavirus confirmed
"Alright guys, sleep paralysis demon noise"
8:07 seems like we found a lost episode of Beavis and Butthead
He sounds exactly like ice posseidon wtf
A lil
Except this guy has a personality
we need to make him say fuck em dood just to make sure
Nah bro. Ice uses a fake deep voice because he's very insecure.
and ari shaffir
The bald spot between your mustache is a mirror of the state of Idaho. Love you bucko!
In hindsight you guys prolly had covid. I was the same and never get sick like that, until just after New year's
That feel when you told Bret you'd make him do something good next time but instead made him ate the worst Indian food around lol
I feel like I come here just for Brett these days.
Brett looks wild, but he’s cool as fuck. Philip annoyed me at first, but I love the guy now. Just a couple of hardcore bros being bros.
A gyro calzone actually sounds kind of hood
Bruh Brett is easily my favorite recurring character. MORE BRETT
"this is like stroke juice" 😂
Straight died laughing
Brett looks like he's ready to run up on ya at Yonge & Dundas with a pair of headphones and his mixtape
Watching this in 2021, hearing Brett and Philip talking about how sick they got that week.
Knowing it was Covid.
I feel like they just cuddled up on the couch and took a nap together after this video ended
This channel is 2010s stoner content XD
Holy shit I laughed so fkn much throughout that shot, thank you for that