"We are twins! ....not identical, or course...but twins nontheless!!" ....."I'm the pretty one..." That has to be my favorite little exchange out of all them. That and Zevran always trying to get paid. XD
@Santiago E. Juárez Martinez now that my inquisitor let Morrigan become the High Dragon I think she would treat to burn her husband alive with her dragon breath if he ever brings up this story to their kid.
that first one, I would really have fell down to the ground laughing if the commander would have walked up to them saying "I can't believe the regent actually remembered my birthday!" XD
I wonder how many people let themselves get captured just for this scene. And now imagine the Warden explaining this is why they let themselves get captured: "Are you kidding? The idea of you guys busting me out was hilarious! I had to let this happen!"
Yep, and what should have been a 10 minute section of the game took me two hours just so I could see the scenes. My first choice was Leliana and Morrigan. I knew letting Morrigan do the talking would end poorly but I did it anyway.
'Parshaara. This is Pointless.' Sten 'So much for subtlety...' Alistair Without any explanation, they are at the captain office. 'I can't believe that worked?' Alistair 'Your not the only one.' Sten XD
“You may perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. *That’s* non-negotiable!” Why are so many lines in DAO about Oghren’s pants? 😳
"Show him a little leg. " I agree, show some leg Leliana. No one could deny her anything. I almost died of laughter when Morrigan started praying. You could tell she had no idea what to say. 😂
Oghren and Zevran twins...Surely there's nothing wrong in that, I mean they do look alike :D Not to mention the performer to childrens and Pets of all ages :D Sten is "Deadly" serious for comedy, you can tell from how pissed off he is :D
Oghreh: I'm the pretty one OMGF DIES Guard: OMFG It's not his birthday is it!? Oghren: We're a comedy act. omfg ahahahahhaa This is amazing. Morrigan is so uncomfortable pretending to be a priest. hahahahahaha Sten: Truly my life has reached its apex. Alistair: Like old ladies possessed! Oh my god, this was amazing. I had my Warden just break out herself. Shit. hahahaha
@Lovely.Lestrange i might not make him king, when i get to that part, and even if i do, I'm a human noble this time around. I also haven't played any of the other Dragon Age games since I'm pretty new to it and i only have Origins.
My warden broke herself out with her trusty wolfie (rogue ranger), then after getting out I soft reset who knows how many times just to see the companions' dialogue
When my warden got captured, it was Alistair and Morrigan of all pairings that came to get me (I met them at the door after escaping). I can just imagine the bickering.
Knight: And what are you supposed to be? Zevran: We, ser, are performers from the Antiva City Circus. The famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us? Knight: You don’t look like brothers. Zevran: How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us! We are twins! Not identical of course, but twins nonetheless. Oghren: I’m the pretty one. Knight: ...right. So what're you doing here? Zevran: We are here for the commander of this fine establishment. It is his birthday no? Knight 2: It’s not the commander’s birthday, is it? Zevran: Don’t tell me you forgot! What kind of terrible man-at-arms are you? No doubt he is crushed. It is fortunate indeed that the regent sent us to entertain him. Knight 2: Well wait over there, I’ll get the Captain. (To himself) ...Never said anything about any circus freaks... (A few minutes later) Captain: All right, what's this about? Oghren: My partner and I are performers. The Regent hired us, said morale was low. Captain: You're performers, are you? What's your act? Oghren: Our act? Well, uh, the elf here juggles swords while I, uh... Zevran: He does a traditional Dwarven Dance of Death. He lights his pants on fire and-and everything. It's quite the spectacle. Captain: You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable.
I would love to see the group meeting where they decide who goes and what their story is some make a lot of sense like sending Zevran and the dog but I would love to hear the conversation leading to them sending sten and oghren to talk their way in
ah - so that's why Ser Cauthien was so difficult to get past. i had to lure just ser cauthien into a side room and use up nearly all my poultices - but i think it was fine since both Wynne and Morrigan were Arcane Warriors by that point - heavily armoured.
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"We are twins! ....not identical, or course...but twins nontheless!!" ....."I'm the pretty one..." That has to be my favorite little exchange out of all them. That and Zevran always trying to get paid. XD
😂😂😂
Zev: "you're in the company of a master assassin!" Sten: "I would hate to see a novice." ROFL!!
8:47 😂
Zevran: "There's no guard captain alive I can't charm my way past."
Also Zevran: "FUCK YOU, PAY ME"
I mean that is pretty much any angry delivery man that had a bad day in a nutshell. Noone wants to deal with a person having a bad day.
Morrigan praying to the Maker is the best.
I almost fell off my chair when I heard this back when I played dragon age origins.
I bet the warden would've pissed themselves laughing at seeing her dressed like a lay sister and praying
Imagine Kieran being taught how to pray by her.
@Santiago E. Juárez Martinez now that my inquisitor let Morrigan become the High Dragon I think she would treat to burn her husband alive with her dragon breath if he ever brings up this story to their kid.
@@spalenzagabriel *burnt to a crisp Warden* Worth it...
"He's very serious about comedy"
"Deadly."
And that's how I died laughing!
He took comedy lessons from Agent 47.
when morrigan was praying, you could tell she didnt know what the hell she was saying
+Spidey Fan
Well it's more cursing then praying
Legend has it that Zevran has not received his payments and still demands for his payments.
It’s true, he asked my Hawke for his payment. My mage was Hawke’s cousin so...
The zevran and oghren part is the funniest scene in the whole game
+Luis Martinez
Dwarven dance of death, yup I'm dying alright XD
omg. my head hurts from laughing so much.
Luis Martinez "Waaaat? Do you hear this brother?"
Oghren is the pretty one
The part about him keeping his pants on was the best part
that first one, I would really have fell down to the ground laughing if the commander would have walked up to them saying "I can't believe the regent actually remembered my birthday!" XD
Right! That would have been amazing.
Hell yea Avatar was great
Morrigan says Alistair is an atrocious actor, still he's most natural sounding of them all LMAO
True the dumb deliveryman is very natural.
I wonder how many people let themselves get captured just for this scene. And now imagine the Warden explaining this is why they let themselves get captured: "Are you kidding? The idea of you guys busting me out was hilarious! I had to let this happen!"
i did XD lmao
Yep, and what should have been a 10 minute section of the game took me two hours just so I could see the scenes. My first choice was Leliana and Morrigan. I knew letting Morrigan do the talking would end poorly but I did it anyway.
AzureSkyCiel I regret breaking myself out now
I always do.
(If the warden actually told this to her companions)
Morrigan: tis’ why you should’ve considered MY idea of leaving her behind...
"I should've taken the post at Lothering."
Dude,of all the things to say
'Parshaara. This is Pointless.' Sten
'So much for subtlety...' Alistair
Without any explanation, they are at the captain office.
'I can't believe that worked?' Alistair
'Your not the only one.' Sten
XD
"Why didn't I take the post at Lothering?"
My man would literally rather be DEAD than have to deal with Zevran and Oghren lmao
I can't believe morrigan and Sten actually got in :-O
I'm surprised that Morrigan even knows how to assume that prayer position XD
She be spendin time on her knees!
@@TimStephen It's cold in her tent
Zevran - Have some faith my dear Qunari. You are in the company of a master assassin.
Sten - I would hate to see a novice then. xD
A novice assassin is the sort who says things like that in earshot of other people.
Sten cuts deeper than any assassin.
"Two dozen little old ladies are not a force to be trifled with!" God I love Zevran. XDXDXD
And it fucking works!
Alistair still can't believe that worked.
“You may perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. *That’s* non-negotiable!”
Why are so many lines in DAO about Oghren’s pants? 😳
I love the added detail that it's only the rogues who are able to always talk past the guards and captain, since cunning is what they excell at
"Like old ladies possessed" Alistair I love you.
"Show him a little leg. " I agree, show some leg Leliana. No one could deny her anything. I almost died of laughter when Morrigan started praying. You could tell she had no idea what to say. 😂
8:14 😂😂😂😂
These are the scenarios tabletop players would actually come up with. Love it.
1:48 - apparently the captain would rather face the darkspawn than put up with this pair of clowns!
6:26 Eamon really thought to send the apostate who lived in the Wilds and doesn't even know the name of the husband of Andraste as a priest, really
My favorite is Sten and dog... with dog doing most of the talking.
What an amazing game.
Oghren and Zevran twins...Surely there's nothing wrong in that, I mean they do look alike :D Not to mention the performer to childrens and Pets of all ages :D
Sten is "Deadly" serious for comedy, you can tell from how pissed off he is :D
Oh Oghren. "I'm the pretty one". Haha, I love you, Oghren.
These dialogues are simply priceless.
Zevran's first priority is to get a bit of money out of this, and his second is to save the Warden
"You want a mouth full of broken teeth, dwarf?"
"So much for subtlety..."
[A short time later]
"I can't believe that worked!"
Sten and a dog - most diplomatic couple. Zervan and oghren is the best duo hands down..
Zevran and Oghren... Oghren's ONLY line: I'm the pretty one.
That just made my day...
"Two dozen little old ladies are *not* a force to be trifled with my friend" - truer words were never spoken.
Let us pray sister. nearly spit out my drink
Little old ladies of Denerim. XD
Like old ladies possessed!!
No one:
Leliana: LET US PRAY, SISTER.
Zevran and his Give me da money. I love him.
Oghreh: I'm the pretty one
OMGF DIES
Guard: OMFG It's not his birthday is it!?
Oghren: We're a comedy act.
omfg ahahahahhaa
This is amazing.
Morrigan is so uncomfortable pretending to be a priest. hahahahahaha
Sten: Truly my life has reached its apex.
Alistair: Like old ladies possessed!
Oh my god, this was amazing. I had my Warden just break out herself. Shit. hahahaha
Same, I'm playing through again and I plan on doing this definitely! XD
@Lovely.Lestrange same, but now I'm playing through again because i made a mistake further in (with Alistair) so i might try something different, idk.
@Lovely.Lestrange i didn't harden him and i wasn't human, i was a elf mage.
@Lovely.Lestrange i might not make him king, when i get to that part, and even if i do, I'm a human noble this time around. I also haven't played any of the other Dragon Age games since I'm pretty new to it and i only have Origins.
My warden broke herself out with her trusty wolfie (rogue ranger), then after getting out I soft reset who knows how many times just to see the companions' dialogue
lol morrigan's prayer doe
"FiNe, FiNe, TaKe iT tO tHe MaIn HalL!"
Morrigan and Wynne posing as Chantry Priests lmao
I pity the poor bastard that brings this exchange up around the Arishok's court, within earshot.
"I understand if it is too subtle for you to grasp." XD
Whatever Bioware writers got paid to write these, they didn't get paid enough.
"Show him some leg, that should keep him off balance."
He may not be subtle, but he is right, best kind of right tbh.
'im the pretty one.' HAHAHAHA XD
I'm the pretty one lol xD
Morrigan in a chantry rob e is just so....wrong, lol
i dont know if you can keep the rob or you find it, but she can wear it. i think it gives inteligence, but no protection.
"Truely, my life has hit its apex."
oh, i love the wynne & leliana duo - the bluffers of all bluffers, can get past all three guard stops - amazing!
I've never seen any of this as I always have my wardens break themselves out. Hilarious.
let's face it, if you're looking for an infiltration team, Zevran and Leliana are by FAR the most best team,
Best fantasy action video game line: "They've been knitting for weeks. Weeks!"
Sten has so much sass xD
Wynne is actually manipulative as hell
Tyler Wade she’s a circle teacher it’s pretty much what they do :P
She’s good at the “harmless old lady” act when she wants to be
No matter what happens, Zevran will GET👏THAT👏COIN
Nothing in any game will ever be this funny, every single combination of companions is hilarious!
"I'm the pretty one." OGHREN!!!!!!!!!!!
0:19
Ogren: I'm the pretty one.
My favorite sentence from him yet
Zev and Ogrhren are my bros, Those 2 ,along with Alistair made the game for me.
The prayers were hilarious! I'd never seen that. Best scene in the game tho
When my warden got captured, it was Alistair and Morrigan of all pairings that came to get me (I met them at the door after escaping). I can just imagine the bickering.
I get sad everytime I see Wynne back in Origins... :(
KainObreron STAHP
Winne is very good-hearted person, but this whole her going undercover with Leli, is just so funny but Morrigan, omgs,
Biowares good days
Forget this, just jump him!
So many different outfits xD, especially for Leliana.
So much work for an optional scene.
Great!
"We are twins!" Oghren: "I'm the pretty one!" xDD I can't believe :D
WAAAAAAAHHHHHT?????? Doooo you hear dis brothar?!
"Men!"
- The Captain
It is in this moment that i realized--i should have taken sten out more
"Ugh, why didn't I take the post at Lothering?"
Because Lothering has since been overrun and devoured by darkspawn, perhaps?
Ogrhen saying he is the pretty one was my favorite line.
I really hope they keep up with the party coming the save the player after being captured thing in Inquisition. These were always the most fun parts.
Jaelyne Collard There's the Inquisitor coming to save the party instead. And....its not what you'd expect.
*Guard Captain asks question*
*companions decide infiltration has failed*
What?!
It's hard to believe that Sten and Morrigan made it through together.
The Fact that they time they took to make it fun with different combinations of characters ❤
I had Leliana and my pet dog. It was glorious. :DDD
Knight: And what are you supposed to be?
Zevran: We, ser, are performers from the Antiva City Circus. The famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us?
Knight: You don’t look like brothers.
Zevran: How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us! We are twins! Not identical of course, but twins nonetheless.
Oghren: I’m the pretty one.
Knight: ...right. So what're you doing here?
Zevran: We are here for the commander of this fine establishment. It is his birthday no?
Knight 2: It’s not the commander’s birthday, is it?
Zevran: Don’t tell me you forgot! What kind of terrible man-at-arms are you? No doubt he is crushed. It is fortunate indeed that the regent sent us to entertain him.
Knight 2: Well wait over there, I’ll get the Captain. (To himself) ...Never said anything about any circus freaks...
(A few minutes later)
Captain: All right, what's this about?
Oghren: My partner and I are performers. The Regent hired us, said morale was low.
Captain: You're performers, are you? What's your act?
Oghren: Our act? Well, uh, the elf here juggles swords while I, uh...
Zevran: He does a traditional Dwarven Dance of Death. He lights his pants on fire and-and everything. It's quite the spectacle.
Captain: You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable.
I would love to see the group meeting where they decide who goes and what their story is some make a lot of sense like sending Zevran and the dog but I would love to hear the conversation leading to them sending sten and oghren to talk their way in
10:19 Alistar and Morrigan's bickering. xDDDD
I laughed my ass off at the first one.
TWINS
"Sod it, just jump him"
lol
ah - so that's why Ser Cauthien was so difficult to get past. i had to lure just ser cauthien into a side room and use up nearly all my poultices - but i think it was fine since both Wynne and Morrigan were Arcane Warriors by that point - heavily armoured.
Zevran: I'm an artist... I'm a performance artist.
Morrigan's paryer is just priceless! XD
"I'm the pretty one"
OGHREN OH MY GOD HAHAHA
MOrrigan, please. :|
„I‘m the pretty one“ I can‘t :‘D
Sten "Sing and dances" Aahaa!
"pretty please" worked?? My god
with Lelianna's sweet voice I would give her my life savings. I'm in love with her voice.
We'd better get something like this in Inquisition
Goodness, never thought something comical from WRPG would rival the silliness of FF9 humor!
Is this the best videogame of history ?
Making Morrigan dress up like that is cruel.
I'm the pretty one!! Hilarious
Lol at Morrigan's prayer
bioware please make something like this again... this scene is better of all DA2 and DAI