Honestly, yeah I am sorry for my other fans, if we just didn't have a retard of a coach we'd be a new dynasty we got a great QB o line a ok RB and a good WR core with some good weapons on defense.
You're right I always do always enough pick up my own players and it was a great strategy until Dak Went down I had Dak Zeke Cooper was averaging 154 points per game was 4-0 then Bam Dak went down Zeke fell off
If you ever reintroduce Carl for your reality show, bring him back as a Belicheck Ghost wearing a Hoodie Pats sweatshirt. Make him feel like Emperor Palpatine as a ghost by making the others think they're hallucinating or he's haunting them. Just make him talk like Belicheck in a press conference, very little, and belittling dumb questions.
In 2009, I was in a fantasy league. The Cowboys fan in the group had the first pick and decided to pick a QB. Did he take Tom Brady? Drew Brees? Payton Manning? Nope. He took Tony Romo. Me: "Why did you pick Romo?" Him: "I wanted a good QB." Me: "So why didn't you pick a good one?"
Bruce rapidly becoming the voice of reason in this weird messed up extended family is simultaneously great character development and horrifying in its implications
It took me until now to realize why Springsteen follows Bruce around everyone. Because they live in the same house 😂super clever and absolutely did NOT notice this before
@@callmelyn73 I mean, yes Springsteen has become astoundingly stupid, yes, but it’s more than that. Bruce is just smarter too. He’s shown his increased intelligence in the last two episodes of the NFC/AFC East, the finale of Coach, and this skit right here.
ignoring this entire division except for 1 or 2 eagles players each year (because im a fan of them) works out well for me. a player could have a big week, but it's never consistent enough.
This is my first ever year in a fantasy league, just joined into my roommates 12 man league. The JerkingGoffs will be led into battle by Kyler, Dalvin Cook, and Waller every week 💪
Bruce: Oh great, I auto picked Saquan Barkley. He's gonna be injured by week 2. Have you seen our offensive line? Gets injured on week 5 by stepping on the foot of a Dallas defender for traction and twists his ankle.
Accurate
indeed
A wild Perna appears!
How does Perna not even have a check
Very
Verify this man!
Wildflower: drafting random players with plant names
The rest of the nfc east: why is he getting all the good players
Wildflower's defensive line: Young, pain, sweat... and allen.
1:54 "Springsteen, what do you think i'm doing?"
"Drafting... for the war"
"What war"
"...politics..."
I've never heard a truer statement
Keeping it topical and comedic at the same time!
It's the US. We're at war with somebody, somewhere, for some stupid reason.
Have Richard Sherman every argument
@@cope847 $$$
Best Line in the skit
"He's not even old enough to vote, how is he gonna go to war?"
Didn't stop our grandfathers...
Springsteen has the best side commentary ever. He is a legend.
I love how there's now just a random Cowboys fan in the mix
I feel like its only a matter of time that Scooter just starts filming the cowboys bits for him. Except Scooter would believe it
@@Jamer767 if they are on the same team they can't hurt him rofl
Can’t have gus
@@UnchainedAmerica scooter
Robert salad #1 overall pick
@Travis Knoll maybe
Every scene with Wildflower is the best scene.
He’s gonna win the league
Couldn't stop laughing whenever he came on 🤣
always happy to see Wildflower. I hope he wins the division again.
Wait! There’s a Wildflower emoji?!
:O
Yeah I didn't know that either.
@@spooter79 yea it's part of the perks if you join Tom for a few bucks!
Should have had Scooter playing in the background for the Cowboys picks!
"Lets just say we're Supet Bowl bound babay."
"Oh great, a cowboys fan"
🤣 It's hilarious because it really is that easy to spot them.
Honestly, yeah I am sorry for my other fans, if we just didn't have a retard of a coach we'd be a new dynasty we got a great QB o line a ok RB and a good WR core with some good weapons on defense.
"hey you should draft Plaxico buress, I've heard he shot a gun" yeah Carl heard that too
Yeah. He went there! WOW.
When he tossed the leaf, I lost it hahaha
Bruce and Springsteen would be horrible, while wildflower is a secret mastermind
Bruce and Springsteen LMAO
...more like an idiot savant who wins the billion-dollar Powerball jackpot on their first try just by blind luck
How the NFC Easts drafts in fantasy: They draft any player except those from the NFC East
Enter the Cowboys fan drafting Prescott and the Giants Defense.
Cowboys fans always take their favorite cowboys players in the first round.
The eagles took Jalen Hurts, Joe Flacco and Gardner minshew
@@cavemantero Incorrect sir.
You're right I always do always enough pick up my own players and it was a great strategy until Dak Went down I had Dak Zeke Cooper was averaging 154 points per game was 4-0 then Bam Dak went down Zeke fell off
Bruce Springsteen was a national treasure in this episode
Lol imagine walking down your street and seeing Tom in a tree with a wft jersey, tossing leaves 2 feet and talking about trees
underrated comment
I like how when the cowboys fan says they’re Super Bowl bound, everyone else just knows he’s a cowboys fan
🤣 Its so funny cause it's true.
Absolutely hilarious. Killed it.
-A Cowboys fan
My fantasy draft was last night, and my brother, a Cowboys fan, did indeed select Dak Prescott as his first pick.
It’s easy to see how much he loves playing Wildflower
Eagles Tom: “I don’t deserve happiness”
Also Eagles Tom: *proceeds to pick all 3 Eagles QBs*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Picks jalen hurts who took them to the superbowl
As Wildflower might say, " It doesn't matter who wins or loses. All that matters is who's got the pointy stick"
If you ever reintroduce Carl for your reality show, bring him back as a Belicheck Ghost wearing a Hoodie Pats sweatshirt. Make him feel like Emperor Palpatine as a ghost by making the others think they're hallucinating or he's haunting them. Just make him talk like Belicheck in a press conference, very little, and belittling dumb questions.
I will say as a Giants fan it is amazing how well you can embody how we all feel.
The exchange between NYG and Springsteen is pure gold. "......thah wah?" had me dying.
Oh I so am loving this new skit please do it for every NFC and AFC team this is too good
This is my new favorite Tom Grossi video-really hope this becomes a series
I was giggling the whole way through this. This is gold.
The jalen hurts thing aged well
Drafting Zach Wilson has me dead 💀😂
That's exactly how Scooter behaves during Fantasy Draft
Tom, you outdid yourself here, this was great!
Well Jalen Hurts ended up being a solid 1st round pick lol
This is amazing - can’t wait to see the other divisions??
Wild flower is just stoned all the time😂
In 2009, I was in a fantasy league. The Cowboys fan in the group had the first pick and decided to pick a QB. Did he take Tom Brady? Drew Brees? Payton Manning? Nope. He took Tony Romo.
Me: "Why did you pick Romo?"
Him: "I wanted a good QB."
Me: "So why didn't you pick a good one?"
Wouldn’t be surprised if Wildflower picked Tre Flowers
Or trey flowers
As an Eagles fan: P A I N
As an Eagles fan: All the pain.
You guys did ok…so it worked out
@@aguyfromnothere Yea we back
Wildflower's Team:
QB: Mahomes
RB: CMC
RB: Cook
WR: Adams
WR: Hill
FLEX: Henry
TE: Waller
D/ST: Bucs
K: Butker
Bruce rapidly becoming the voice of reason in this weird messed up extended family is simultaneously great character development and horrifying in its implications
This is comic gold.
I figured Wildflower was going to draft 30 TEs, but somehow him drafting the top 30 *players* makes a lot of sense
Bruh that first "it doesn't have a name" joke killed me😂😭
I’m naming my team “Fantasy Football Team”
“I don’t deserve happiness. I am picking Jalen Hurts.”
Me in 2023:
Bruh
Great job! Couldn’t stop laughing
We should get a follow up to this video for this season
I love how wildflower is on his own program every episode…. He wins the draft
“Okay, here comes Derrick Henry!”
*Click*
“Aaaannd I picked Hunter Henry.”
RIP
I can't wait to see season 2 of NFC East
I cant wait for the return of these
I don't know why but the T.J. Houshmandzadeh pick got me laughing!
Every one of wildflowers picks had me rolling 🤣
"What is going on in this draft?"
*Welcome to the family, new Cowboys fan.*
Wildflower is just the most pure character I’ve seen
I was waiting for Ricky Williams to be the next pick for Wildflower
I absolutely love Bruce and Springsteen. Definitely my favorites
My Eagles fan friend actually did this. He's in a lot of pain.
Trying to stay positive, but as an Eagles fan, I felt every second of that. 😂
These are by far my favorite videos
I love that the jets are in this hehe love your channel.
I am deceased 😂
If Washington picks the Red Wolves as their mascot, please do a video about Wildflower and the Red Wolf persona meeting each other for the first time.
I have been trying to figure out if this Cowboys fan is a part of The Lore or just a sit-in for the skit.
2 leagues, Got Jalen Hurts starting in both. It's not a problem
Yes! Welcome back to another year!
"He got McCaffrey." Lol can relate
Tom (secretly plotting to try the free agency waters after this season and go to wildflower nation) Grossi!
I’m an eagles fan, and I’m kind of optimistic. I know I shouldn’t be but I am. That’ll probably change by week 3.
"What war?"
"...Politics?"
😂😂😂
As an Eagles fan, this is accurate 😭
Plot Twist: Wildflower dropped all the players he got auto drafted and picked up the players he picked
and still won the league.
At first I thought Wildflower was going to eat the leaves
Tom you are an absolute legend lmaooo love your content
This made my night👍
It took me until now to realize why Springsteen follows Bruce around everyone. Because they live in the same house 😂super clever and absolutely did NOT notice this before
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this. And all the characters are awesome.
This is probably one of the funniest videos you have ever done 😂.
Although I don't do what the Cowboys one does, there is a 'Boys fan in my league who traded me Arob, Mixon, and Lamar for Dak
Wildflower: Drafts
Me, in my best Gandalf voice: Now come the days of the King
I love how Bruce has become the smart one.
I don't think Springsteen has been the same since the coma.... plus he's a Jets fan. Although, there is hope.
@@callmelyn73
I mean, yes Springsteen has become astoundingly stupid, yes, but it’s more than that. Bruce is just smarter too. He’s shown his increased intelligence in the last two episodes of the NFC/AFC East, the finale of Coach, and this skit right here.
I lost it when Wildflower picked Housh 🤣
Grossi this is one of your best.
Wildflower is too pure for this world.
Thank Genius for Tom Grossi. 😂
Wildflower’s team is just filled with elite running backs
This was actually such a clever video😭😂
Eagles fan here. Actually did pick Hurts.
ignoring this entire division except for 1 or 2 eagles players each year (because im a fan of them) works out well for me. a player could have a big week, but it's never consistent enough.
Just here to remind y’all a pigeon without a briefcase is just a pigeon
The Ryan Leaf redemption tour starts now
This is my first ever year in a fantasy league, just joined into my roommates 12 man league. The JerkingGoffs will be led into battle by Kyler, Dalvin Cook, and Waller every week 💪
I have Lamar, CMC, and Kittle lol.
This is underrated according to YT just saying
The one thing I don't understand is why did Wildflower draft TJ Houshmandzadeh? Flowers and Leaf I understand, but I don't understand why him.
All that time in the coma must have left Springsteen with brain damage...
On second thought, I don't see much of a difference.
Bruce: Oh great, I auto picked Saquan Barkley. He's gonna be injured by week 2. Have you seen our offensive line?
Gets injured on week 5 by stepping on the foot of a Dallas defender for traction and twists his ankle.
Wildflower continues his dominance!
Little do the eagle know
"because the Eagles.... oof."
They were the best team in the NFL this year... still accurate though.