I'm terribly sorry, but due to the copyright music in this video, it is now monetized. As far as I know, it's just ads on the side of the screen and one ad that plays at the beginning. If that changes and becomes numerous ads that are placed throughout the video, I will take the compilation down, rework it and place it back up where it should be ad-free. Unless that happens, I encourage all of you to make use of adblock while you enjoy the pain.
..What guys? Who?.. Who dat? What music are you trying to monetize, David Cage? "Oh zem canaidians are making fun of my beutifule video geme, I vill show them!... I summon the power of my EMOSHIONALEUX music copyrights! Rise from your grave, David Bowie!!"
1:33:16 This is an interesting point Matt brings up. I think the reason that nothing in Omikron really feels 'cool' has something to do with something called the 'MAYA principle', and how Omikron completely fucks it up. To oversimplify it, MAYA (meaning 'Most Advanced, Yet Acceptable') is a design principle which refers to the balance of familiarity and innovation within an idea. We as humans respond best to what we know, so the trick to creating something people respond well to is putting a new spin on what we know, or creating something new which in some way comparable to something we have already. In other words: making the surprising familiar, and the familiar surprising. E.g. each new incarnation of the passenger train has an element of the design that preceded it. So 1950s trains still looked a little like old steam engines, and so on. Omikron I feel goes too far in both directions. In other words: there is nothing familiar about its surprising elements, and there's nothing surprising about its familiar elements! The demons for example: their designs are such a mess of shapes and textures that there's nothing that the human subconscious can really respond to. Their 'surprising' is not familiar. Conversely, their motivations are just the generic 'enslave and torture humans' motivations that we've seen a thousand times. Their 'familiar' is not surprising. So ultimately you've got this noisy, messy world that simultaneously feels like nothing you can relate to, as well as feeling like everything you're already sick to death of! Good job David Cage!
@@CosmicG777 this argument is insane because David Cage keeps making poorly written disasters that take advantage of the emotional responses of people. His games are fucking terrible if you enjoy good writing that makes you think. But games journalist's? They cum in their shorts for a basic bitch story game like Heavy Rain and Detroit. But even they were blown away by Beyond being as bad as it was and also horribly hard to follow. Shhhhhh. Michael Bay keeps getting work too. It's a shame, but this is the time line we are in.
@@TheMrrccava Lol. Welp. I guess it's better to be a successful hack than a poor, true artist. I do wonder how Michael Bay keeps getting work though. Hasn't he ruined enough franchises yet?
2:32:53 "Now I don't know when anyone ever told us, but we're supposed to be here to resurrect a Mummy named Kiwan???" Has now become the phrase among my real life friends for doing something without knowing why. Thanks, Best Friends.
I shit you not, I came back to watch this and TH-cam gave me a 5 minute ad about how suicide isn't the answer and that there are other ways out of depression.
I suppose he's running on the thought that if he believes hard enough that they're actually playing a time-limited demo, and the time should be up any minute now, maybe he can will that into being the case.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC So you know how other writers try to get in front of David Cage to prevent him from bumbling his job? It looks like other diseases have been trying to pick up Omicron’s slack by becoming co-authors with flurona and deltacron
Rewatching this remindes me of the glorious time this aired and title cards and titles got worse and worse the nearer they came to the end. This is the pinnacle of their channel.
I love how they kept arguing about who got the worst part: Matt = General controls Woolie = Fighting Pat = Shooting And somehow their answer changed every few parts lol
Because everytime they thought they had the *Definitive* answer, somehow someway the parts got worse. ......though in the end Pat had that Demon Boss fight in Hell-whateverland and the Final Boss so I think we can conclude he got the sour straw.
+Divan Considering that every time they stepped into a random appartment he had to fight a high level demon to the death (and later on there were no spare bodies around) plus that ridiculous progress required tournament in the first act... I dunno. If that had been forced on anyone who doesnt play fighting games regularily it would have been pure torture.
Matt got it worst because he had to play the most Pat had to play the worst section Woolie just had to play a shit fighting game very briefly where he could cheese the enemies
I love how was barely an hour into this and they're already fucking done. " We're half way through the game" Said Matt, as I look at my screen, saying I'm an hour through a three and a half hour long video.
2:22:35 Matt's voice contained some of the rawest pain I've ever heard in audio, made me actually regret wanting these guys to continue. Well... kinda.
2:22:32 "Why am I not allowed to walk on this?" "Because you're not actually going in there." "What? What are you saying to me...?" That soft-spoken dread in Matt's voice kills me every time 😂
That showcase of the people defending this game reminded me of this huge argument I got into with this one guy super late into the LP. I remember jokingly making a comment something along the lines of "remember: people defend this game", and by the end of the argument he finally said that he was defending it because I had apparently "challenged someone to defend it" or some BS, despite nothing about my wording indicating that I was issuing a challenge.
Personally the quote that I think best describes Ominkron is from Woolie at 2:53:24 "I'm going to kill everyone then myself... they are all going to thank me."
I think about this quote all the time. It's just so fucking funny. I have the horrible habit of referencing it in casual conversation when something mildly terrible is happening and I'm probably on a government watchlist now
I looked at the usernames, and not only are there only two people who were actually trying to defend the game, one of them wasn't even trying to argue that it held up and literally EVERY comment that went against them outnumbered their likes by a huge amount! Like, for example, one of them defended the game and got 17 likes, then someone else was like "The fuck is wrong with you, this is horrible!" and got 57 likes MUCH further down in the chain because this game just is THAT bad!
Matt's delivery of "Oh, no... OMIKRON!" at 1:51:15 has been burned, no, seared, into my psyche. Every time I hear/think/see a thumbnail in reference to Omikron or this LP, those words with Matt's delivery shimmer across my mind like what I imagine it feels like in Star Wars to have an old master force ghost speak to you. Fuck me was that a mess of a sentence. But you get my meaning.
I started this LP thinking "This is probably gonna be a good game and they're complaining for no reason." I ended this LP thinking "I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself."
I always come back. It doesn’t matter how old the compilation is, how long it’s been since the LP, how many times I’ve heard the break down(s) the screaming. I always come back.
Honestly the most horrifying part of all this is the fact that as bad as everything else Cage has done is, this being FAR WORSE on every level means that he's actually IMPROVED as a game designer.
That is such agood point. There is very little gameplay in his later titles. They're mostly just QTEs which are easy to implement than a full game. So really, he got better because he now makes things where he(read: HIS TEAM) fucks up less
Poor Matt at 1:58:25 he's just like a kid doing stuff to try and keep his parents from fighting. "Look, I jumped!" And is about as successful at stopping it. This was the point where I honestly think David Cage almost destroyed the Sw1tcher channel. BTW Griffin1171, great video :) Only change I'd make is erasing Cages stupid face from the sidebar. I hated that staring at me for so many hours when I first watched this playthrough.
It just makes the suffering so much better with those cold dead eyes and that smug as fuck grin like he just made the best game of all time, and he's just daring you to play.
I love the people saying you have to play through it a few times to get it 1. Why would you make people play through an hours-long game multiple times to UNDERSTAND your story? 2. That's obviously not as intended, because the main conceit of the story, that the demons are enacting their scheme in real time, NECESSITATES that you don't play it even twice because it loses all impact it intended to have.
Especially in the real LP when they use the alternate intros. The one with the creature in the woods still creeps me out when I drive in the dark (which is everyday).
In the last episodes of the Omikron playthrough, the usual intro is basically gone and replaced with fucked-up/creepy videos, some of which are from the cursed tape from The Ring. One of them was someone driving through the woods at night and suddenly seeing a cryptid strolling on the side of the road.
That or Deadly Premonition. Both games involve the Best Friends getting lost in an open world murder mystery, eating ridiculous sandwiches, bad shooting sections, farfetched side quests, broken programming, shitty driving, a terrible fight with a demonic final boss and yet... one is adorably bad but enjoyable and the other is insultingly bad on top of being agonizing. Where is the justice here? How is David Cage a recognized hero in his country and Swery has been cut short with each unique gem he brings to the market? I blame Omikron for ALL of this...
Listen, I'm not saying that the Deadly P playthrough wasn't great, it was amazing, (so is Swery) but I have to say that them fucking through this absolute disaster of the Cageoverse outclassed what the SBF usually bring to the table. Every moment of sadness and hatred displayed in the most amazing fashion possible. Little things are what really made it all come together: the slow degrading of the thumbnails, the title changing midway through the playthrough, the fact that all three of them had to come together to beat different sections of the game, the fucking plot hole at the end that was never explained, the fact that Liam quit immediately after it ended to signify the devastating effect that ze bad game has on the human soul: it all just blended together so well that I honestly think it's what cemented these guys in my usual line-up of stuff to watch. I've never laughed so hard at something that was meant to torture so many. To use a line by Pat: they just had to lose their way to victory.
full comp coming soon from spookycookies this christmas th-cam.com/video/dLYVqVNJ4NM/w-d-xo.html This was a decent attempt, and props for it being your first... this LP is a definition of suffering. It will be interesting to see another take on this... only ever thought I would get Spooky's comp and then yours shows up and ive rewatched it 2 times now.... 3rd watch right now... Will be good to compare with] ]CHEERS ]NO MORE OMIKRON
It’s been a while since I came back to see a Super Best Friends playthrough since the break-up, mainly because it hurts to remember they were great friends. But I’m back, and I’m absolutely happy to see it again. :) I’ll always love them in my hearts.
this is the LP that did it, this is what put the ancient french curse on the best friends, the one that when combined with [Crazy Talk] killed the Zaibatsu
Good stranger, you have unwittingly saved the soul of another; Spookycookies. With this, you have spared him of an eternity of suffering. But at what cost? Your own infinite damnation? Or... you ARE Spookycookies as well, maybe not your outer shell but in your heart and mind. Living through another to chronicle the advent of darkness... Nonetheless, thank you.
1:57:24 this is an example of two people with completely different ways in which they arrange their thoughts and styles of communication failing to have a conversation.
*The Comments Omikronicles* 7 Years Ago (2017): "They barely bought a phyrric victory here. Liam was sacrificed to stave off the Koopie for just another day. Altogether they became husks. Matt fell into an Odinsleep. Nobody wished to compile this, for it would mean to relive the pain. Griffin is a true hero, may someone find mercy on his soul." 6 Years Ago (2018): "David Cage's final vengeance upon the SBFP has come to fruition. A slow acting soul poison, so vile, it broke friendships and channels alike. What remains is this LP, their final triumph. Compile o ye compilation magicians, for the future of the archives is uncertain!" 5 Years Ago (2019): "Madmen tell tales of yet another soul that was taken by the cursed portals of the demon king Da'v'id Astaroth. Why did they not heed the warnings of this LP? Why did brave men not back down as the SBFP's tomb inscription had advised? Still we must return to this LP to compare and see how three honest liars backed down until they turned mistakes into miracles. Perhaps yet more souls may follow." 4 Years Ago (2020): "Compilations have been made. People relive this pain with catharsis, knowing that nothing will ever be as deeply cutting and horrible ever again. 4 compilations, 4 insights into the depth of Cageh's mind seen through the lens of not only the Zaibatsu's ghosts, but the ones deciding on which parts to focus on for a condensed shot of pain and relief." 3 Years Ago (2021): "The festering carcass of David Cage's ambitions has once again risen from the SBFP's grave. Now ready to consume us all. The plague of Covid was nothing more than a vessel to inhabit, like some manner of virus born Nomad Soul. A pandemic of Ze Bad Game variety is bound to transcend the screen and take our lives. For real this time." 2 Years Ago (2022): "Though the scars of Omikron run deep, humanity yet persists. Knowing that we survived the channel, the imitators and the plague, nothing can hurt us anymore. This LP is a fond memory now. A true showcase of the perserverence of the human spirit!" Present. Day. (2024) "John of the wolves was tricked into the greatest hell imaginable by the revenant of Woolie Woolz. The last anchor to this curse never died! Now it is his time to suffer again. To dig up this coffin, lie down and nail it shut from the inside. This Behelit was used for the sake of revenge, but the loaded gun harbors another Eclipse that Woolie's reincarnated soul may never escape the shadow of Omikron. Beware those who invoke this curse lightly. The suffering never ends. You. Must. Break. The. Cycle." Let's all come back to this video for years to come.
"I'm not saying it's your fault for going in a circle, I'm saying your character went in a circle" "You said 'Matt, you went in a circle'. My name is not the car!" "Damn it, your a car now!"
I watched this Let's Play when they were uploading it, and now I've rewatched this three times because I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ALIVE AFTER PLAYING THIS SCHLOCK.
I keep coming back to this video over and over and it doesn't stop being funny. I'm so glad they suffered in Omikron. Thank you Matt, Pat, and Woolie. *Thank you.*
I feel like both Jesse Cox and Nero Smoke have do be locked in an empty room safe for a tv and some consoles, forced to play every David Cage game in order to be released again.
A significantly worse one. Not saying the first was that good, but it was at least an interesting, coherent story at that point. Another thing to point out is how that sick intro cinematic where we see Kayl kicking ass is left really fucking stupid looking when you realize that none of that will happen and that Kayl isn't the protagonist in any way. Imagine if Snake Eater's opening didn't represent ANYTHING that happened in MGS3 at all.
@@InvaderKaz2008 Isn't it possible to play Kale much longer into the story than that? I don't recall dying anywhere near that early. I got into an shoot out with criminals and an bunch of other shit.
@@Ergeniz I know it's pretty late, but Kayl never leaves the first area. Apparently, if you somehow manage to survive the two battles against the demons, he'll be shot down and killed by a Mecha-guard as soon as he reaches the basement of the police station, because Cage had no idea how to introduce the concept of body switching organically.
I give this man props. Not only did he edit the ultra despair of an LP into a compiltation he also went out of his way to add shit like the comments of people who defended this game. Put more work into this than the omikron developers
David Cage is totally that kid in highschool who thinks he's way smarter and deeper than he actually is... he's like the walking epitome of the Dunning Krueger effect
This LP can be broken up to 3 phases Phase 1- No save rings, oh god we can't stop playing! Phase 2- Where's the fucking door!?! Phase 3- David Cage is Satan and made the bad game
I'm frequently tempted to quote Woolie from 2:53:12 - 2:53:50 in moments of incredible frustration, but I never do because the people might take me seriously
I'm terribly sorry, but due to the copyright music in this video, it is now monetized. As far as I know, it's just ads on the side of the screen and one ad that plays at the beginning. If that changes and becomes numerous ads that are placed throughout the video, I will take the compilation down, rework it and place it back up where it should be ad-free. Unless that happens, I encourage all of you to make use of adblock while you enjoy the pain.
I'd just let the guys know somehow to let them know. Seeing the popularity of this video I doubt they'd want you to take it down at this point.
..What guys? Who?.. Who dat? What music are you trying to monetize, David Cage?
"Oh zem canaidians are making fun of my beutifule video geme, I vill show them!... I summon the power of my EMOSHIONALEUX music copyrights!
Rise from your grave, David Bowie!!"
No, It's Pharaohe Monch and the guys that own Running in the 90's.
Oh, get the fuck out.
Griffin1171 are you making compilation of other LP's and lemme suggest deus ex
Well thanks to woolies new podcast Omikron will soon consume one more soul, lets all pray for supereyepatchwolf
that facecam turned into liveleak footage, rip in peace SEW, John and Woolie are no longer friends
Eh. No one will miss him.
1:33:16 This is an interesting point Matt brings up. I think the reason that nothing in Omikron really feels 'cool' has something to do with something called the 'MAYA principle', and how Omikron completely fucks it up.
To oversimplify it, MAYA (meaning 'Most Advanced, Yet Acceptable') is a design principle which refers to the balance of familiarity and innovation within an idea.
We as humans respond best to what we know, so the trick to creating something people respond well to is putting a new spin on what we know, or creating something new which in some way comparable to something we have already. In other words: making the surprising familiar, and the familiar surprising. E.g. each new incarnation of the passenger train has an element of the design that preceded it. So 1950s trains still looked a little like old steam engines, and so on.
Omikron I feel goes too far in both directions. In other words: there is nothing familiar about its surprising elements, and there's nothing surprising about its familiar elements!
The demons for example: their designs are such a mess of shapes and textures that there's nothing that the human subconscious can really respond to. Their 'surprising' is not familiar. Conversely, their motivations are just the generic 'enslave and torture humans' motivations that we've seen a thousand times. Their 'familiar' is not surprising.
So ultimately you've got this noisy, messy world that simultaneously feels like nothing you can relate to, as well as feeling like everything you're already sick to death of!
Good job David Cage!
This concept is very interesting and worth a look into, thank you for sharing, dude!
Well critiqued
Wow, that's a very nice breakdown.
Pretty much David Cages hasn't improve, still fucking up MAYA principle
David: _"delusion is eternity. My work will be loved forever. The dam will not break. The flood will not come. The MAYA Principle does not apply."_
"If Liam was here telling me 'Oh come on, it's not THAT bad!' I would shoot up this entire place" - Patrick "It's FINE" Boivin
1:13:34 - timestamp for when Pat says this.
Patrick "Just Hold On Now" FuckBoivin.
The funny thing is it CAN'T be that bad. If it was, then why is David Cage STILL making games? It had to have SOME success.
@@CosmicG777 this argument is insane because David Cage keeps making poorly written disasters that take advantage of the emotional responses of people. His games are fucking terrible if you enjoy good writing that makes you think. But games journalist's? They cum in their shorts for a basic bitch story game like Heavy Rain and Detroit. But even they were blown away by Beyond being as bad as it was and also horribly hard to follow.
Shhhhhh. Michael Bay keeps getting work too. It's a shame, but this is the time line we are in.
@@TheMrrccava Lol. Welp. I guess it's better to be a successful hack than a poor, true artist. I do wonder how Michael Bay keeps getting work though. Hasn't he ruined enough franchises yet?
2:32:53
"Now I don't know when anyone ever told us, but we're supposed to be here to resurrect a Mummy named Kiwan???"
Has now become the phrase among my real life friends for doing something without knowing why. Thanks, Best Friends.
1:58:00 Mom-Pat and Dad-Woolz fighting in their dysfunctional marriage, and their kid-Matt goes "High jump! Look, I'm jumping."
The sweetest.
Oof, if this isnt topical...
Gold
And now the parents are sharing the guard.
I like to imagine this is was the catalyst to their breakup lmao
1:58:04 actual footage of a gay married couple fighting in front of their adopted son when he's trying to change the subject
I don't even need to click that timestamp to know what you're talking about lol
divorce :(
@@Szriko with the child??
@@zigmus00A Obviously Pat got custody of Woolie. Now Matt is dead of his alcoholism.
Natalia Kruschev nah he moved in with one of the kids who moved out.
I shit you not, I came back to watch this and TH-cam gave me a 5 minute ad about how suicide isn't the answer and that there are other ways out of depression.
Was it a Kloops Beer ad? Kloops beer works wonders when you're sad and alone. Makes you sterile, though.
YouSoSpice I was sterile the moment David Cage spoke in the intro and his prick voice murdered my wigglers.
"Its only 7 hours long."
Oh matt. Oh sweet sweet matt. Bless your naive heart.
I suppose he's running on the thought that if he believes hard enough that they're actually playing a time-limited demo, and the time should be up any minute now, maybe he can will that into being the case.
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 or hoping it would be a out 7 hours until a save file breaking bug
2:30:54
"don't you tell me that we achieved nothing in 66 minutes!" is probably one of my favorites.
Sitruk86 When Woolie fell silent, I legitimately began to get scared XD
They legit achieved nothing for a full hour. That's an hour they will never get back.
And now, Omikron has caught up with the Zaibatsu and killed them all.
Of course, David Cage consumed their souls.
@@chellejohnson9789 Thankfully, Supergreatfriend avenged them.
Now we’re all trapped in David’s Cage...
Watching this is like watching a very slow-paced snuff film cut with a Louis C.K. routine running at x.75 speed
Went back and I think it was chasing dead. Matt says so In the beginning that he and Liam would quit. It was all a conspiracy by the mailbag people.
It's come full circle, what has killed the best friends will now kill us all
The WOOLIE hole has come back with a vengeance some say a revengeance
He had the last laugh on the Best Friends
Now he has the last laugh on ALL OF US
thankfully, it seems the Omicron variant is as bad at its job as David Cage is at his...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC So you know how other writers try to get in front of David Cage to prevent him from bumbling his job?
It looks like other diseases have been trying to pick up Omicron’s slack by becoming co-authors with flurona and deltacron
We should have known really.
1:58:06 Patt and Woolie both snap, Matt tries desperately to pretend everything is okay. Probably my favorite moment of this LP
"IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN"
It all returns to nothing...
Poor Matt there's an argument happening in the equivalent of a dad yelling at a referee for calling strike 3.
Rewatching this remindes me of the glorious time this aired and title cards and titles got worse and worse the nearer they came to the end. This is the pinnacle of their channel.
I love how they kept arguing about who got the worst part:
Matt = General controls
Woolie = Fighting
Pat = Shooting
And somehow their answer changed every few parts lol
Like manning a submarine through the murkiest of tears.
Because everytime they thought they had the *Definitive* answer, somehow someway the parts got worse.
......though in the end Pat had that Demon Boss fight in Hell-whateverland and the Final Boss so I think we can conclude he got the sour straw.
Yourson Isold woolie definetly got the best part. only because he has the shortest time with the controller in his hand.
+Divan
Considering that every time they stepped into a random appartment he had to fight a high level demon to the death (and later on there were no spare bodies around) plus that ridiculous progress required tournament in the first act... I dunno. If that had been forced on anyone who doesnt play fighting games regularily it would have been pure torture.
Matt got it worst because he had to play the most
Pat had to play the worst section
Woolie just had to play a shit fighting game very briefly where he could cheese the enemies
Do you see it, Zach? Clear as a crisp spring morning! "Fuck this game"...in the coffee!
I knew I could count on it. It never fails.
Francis York Morgan 🤣😂
That man deserves some agent honor!
F...G.
In the coffee!
Or DC for David Cage
@@RanMouri82 You mean Dahveed Kajeh?
I love how was barely an hour into this and they're already fucking done. " We're half way through the game" Said Matt, as I look at my screen, saying I'm an hour through a three and a half hour long video.
Pat and woolie nearly gutting each other while matt tries to distract them with his sick jumps nearly made me vomit from laughter
1:02:12 - Pat legitimately terrified of Crazy Talk kicking in and destroying their day’s progress in Omikron
The terrifying power of Crazy Talk
Matt losing his shit at 3:04:13 might be the most genuine anger I've ever heard out of him. That must've awakened some bad QA testing memories.
David Cage gets him riled up in ways that no other creator can. The second Detroit play through in particular he screamed several times
"SPEND MORE THAN TWO MINUTES ON IT!"
1:13:35 Note to self, this is the moment you're likely looking for.
"We should make Liam play Beyond Two Souls on stream"
There it is guys, the real reason Liam left
"No guys it's fine"
Can't blame him.
And what a great reason it was.
@@jerrymcghoulberry355 Pat then threatened to shoot up the place. Again.
Omikron gets everyone... in time
2:22:35 Matt's voice contained some of the rawest pain I've ever heard in audio, made me actually regret wanting these guys to continue. Well... kinda.
He was on the verge of tears, you can't convince me otherwise
Matt was just so done by that point. He couldn't even yell in anger, all he could do was whimper.
Pat's laugh was the cherry on top
bruh some people look too deep into it after they split. Like chill yo
@@Lucyferbby lmao you're a dude with an anime girl pfp
This is it boys. Ground Zero.
Liam's sacrifice only bought them so much time, and now Omikron has taken them all...
Woolie not apologizing for being SUPER wrong about the door is the funniest, most petty thing I've ever seen in a Best Friends LP.
-SockHead- then offer a passive aggressive apology right afterwards is also the best.
-SockHead-
"Y'know what? Agree to disagree." - Woolie M. Darlington
_Distant Slap Fighting Intensifies_
It's right up there with Gas'kwahn. Although Woolie has owned up to that as time went on
I admit I always have had sympathy for Woolie there because it is 100% something I would do.
The LP that killed Liam by proxy and forced Matt into an Odinsleep
Woolie saying "its 5 pm" 1:16:15 immediately before they all quit in relief is so emblematic of what playing this was like for them
2:22:32 "Why am I not allowed to walk on this?"
"Because you're not actually going in there."
"What? What are you saying to me...?"
That soft-spoken dread in Matt's voice kills me every time 😂
I can't imagine a more "I really just want this to be over" voice.
He sounds so scared and hopeless, the poor baby XD
it also killed pat apparently
It's always so unnerving to see the David Cage staring into my soul on the right... never blinking... always watching.
Nefariously smiling...
The Pickles reminding you what will happen if your drop your guard
He blinks we just don't know when...
ando4555 rule #2 of videogames: never look David Cage in the eyes
In my restless dreams I see him...
Just look at them, at the start. So optimistic and full of life. Liam still alive. If only they had known what horrors awaited ahead, the poor souls.
Man this comment was more prophetic than intended.
This comment is eerie now
Fuck dude
It's here.
The poor souls indeed…
49:09 for that iconic Omikron jingle.
Let us all sing along with our overlord, David Cage.
Ber ner ner ner ner, ber ner ner ner ner
Don't frogged that David Bowie was there and they could just asked him to bring a guy but maibe hi dint give enough fucks to help Cage
that shit sucks
Them replacing the song is my alarm sound lol
That showcase of the people defending this game reminded me of this huge argument I got into with this one guy super late into the LP. I remember jokingly making a comment something along the lines of "remember: people defend this game", and by the end of the argument he finally said that he was defending it because I had apparently "challenged someone to defend it" or some BS, despite nothing about my wording indicating that I was issuing a challenge.
Personally the quote that I think best describes Ominkron is from Woolie at 2:53:24 "I'm going to kill everyone then myself... they are all going to thank me."
I think about this quote all the time. It's just so fucking funny. I have the horrible habit of referencing it in casual conversation when something mildly terrible is happening and I'm probably on a government watchlist now
Using this game to memorialize David Bowie was like paying respect to Robin Williams by drawing Patch Adams fanart.
Rule 34 Patch Adams fanart
It'd be hard to make that worse than the actual movie.
GOG didn't really have a good way of memorializing a dead stand-user.
Nah man, Father's Day fanart
Rule 34 Father's Day fanart. With fluffy pony abuse for good measure.
3:04:10 you can hear Matt's mouth getting dry from his sheer unbridled rage.
"Sonic wouldn't be caught dead in a game this bad." -Matt McMuscles, The Coolest and Strongest
That is something special right there.
As a Sonic fan myself, that is _saying something...!_
Sad, but true lol
That means even Sonic '06 was better.
@@SUPERSONICGIRLIFY Indeed it does, and indeed it was.
still love coming back to this compilation years later
2:15:17 might be my favorite bit in the whole thing, Matt's way-too-happy "I'm Omikron!" followed by the others yelling "oh nooooo"
Followed by Woolie's "Thank you..."
Too perfect. X'D
BAH BAH BAHBAHBAH, BAH BAH DAHNAHNAH
“I’m hyped with the prospect that we’re done today” - Woolie 1:00:09
Out of 3:00:00
Aww man. 1:03:30 Look at all those wrong people get mad because their "game" inspires so many feelings. Like rage, anger, and sorrow.
MrDrProfSkeleton I was hoping for the picture to be clearer, but the point still comes across.
B-B-BUT FOR THE TIME IT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!!
Mainly look at Nero smoke be wrong TBH.
I'm not so sure about it being 'people', cause I only see the one fan of Omikron there
I looked at the usernames, and not only are there only two people who were actually trying to defend the game, one of them wasn't even trying to argue that it held up and literally EVERY comment that went against them outnumbered their likes by a huge amount! Like, for example, one of them defended the game and got 17 likes, then someone else was like "The fuck is wrong with you, this is horrible!" and got 57 likes MUCH further down in the chain because this game just is THAT bad!
I love how they're genuinely disgusted when they trick that guy into killing himself just so you can ride the Sham lmao
That's because those three have turned hollow- they're beginning to become immersed in this world and start caring for the people in it.
Everyone working on game: can't we just have him ask to move the boulder for the nomad soul?
David Cage: no eat ze goo.
These guys should play Planescape Torment.
Although Chris Avellone is not as bad as David Cage.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 this will not happen
@@dancinginfernal don't remind us all 😢
Matt's delivery of "Oh, no... OMIKRON!" at 1:51:15 has been burned, no, seared, into my psyche.
Every time I hear/think/see a thumbnail in reference to Omikron or this LP, those words with Matt's delivery shimmer across my mind like what I imagine it feels like in Star Wars to have an old master force ghost speak to you.
Fuck me was that a mess of a sentence. But you get my meaning.
21:58 Pat: "Mat I'm worried, what if the controls are fucked up and you can't beat any of the fights?"
...
Video: *cuts away*
"I don't know if it's come up, but apparently we're here to resurrect a mummy named Kiwan," is a phrase that's still burned into my brain.
Any chance you've got a timestamp for it? I've been trying to find it for ages
@@jamesblond516 2:32:54
To put it in perspective. Omikron was SO BAD Matt had to take a break for like a month.
Omikron was so bad it made Liam quit. And he didn't even play it.
The cycle of hatred has been broken. Thank you Mr Eyepatch Wolf.
I started this LP thinking "This is probably gonna be a good game and they're complaining for no reason."
I ended this LP thinking "I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself."
"Especially Nero Smoke (1:03:30). That guy dies first."
I always come back. It doesn’t matter how old the compilation is, how long it’s been since the LP, how many times I’ve heard the break down(s) the screaming. I always come back.
Honestly the most horrifying part of all this is the fact that as bad as everything else Cage has done is, this being FAR WORSE on every level means that he's actually IMPROVED as a game designer.
takashi0100 He made the good games.
This is kinda old but, fuck it. That's because he made interactive movies instead. I fear the day he try's to make another video game
That is such agood point. There is very little gameplay in his later titles. They're mostly just QTEs which are easy to implement than a full game. So really, he got better because he now makes things where he(read: HIS TEAM) fucks up less
No, this means he tricked better designers into his creepy sex dungeon so that he can make them work on his games.
Poor Matt at 1:58:25 he's just like a kid doing stuff to try and keep his parents from fighting. "Look, I jumped!" And is about as successful at stopping it. This was the point where I honestly think David Cage almost destroyed the Sw1tcher channel.
BTW Griffin1171, great video :) Only change I'd make is erasing Cages stupid face from the sidebar. I hated that staring at me for so many hours when I first watched this playthrough.
It just makes the suffering so much better with those cold dead eyes and that smug as fuck grin like he just made the best game of all time, and he's just daring you to play.
The LP that almost single handedly destroyed SBF.
GargoyleGuy it was the depression ark
GargoyleGuy LMAOOOOO i sure fuckin hope not
Seeing as how most of them survived it they are now hard as fuck when it comes to bad games.
it did, just was a slow burn
We thought it was only one fatal blow...
But Omikron had damage over time and it has finally caught up to the Zaibatsu....
I love the people saying you have to play through it a few times to get it
1. Why would you make people play through an hours-long game multiple times to UNDERSTAND your story?
2. That's obviously not as intended, because the main conceit of the story, that the demons are enacting their scheme in real time, NECESSITATES that you don't play it even twice because it loses all impact it intended to have.
I KNOW RIGHT
1:58:04 is my favorite moment in this entire LP
Poinsot Drift when I first saw this I was like "OMG! David won. They going to kill each other"
Why are Daddy and Daddy fighting; are they going to get a divorce?
"That's a beautiful little moment we had there"
All I hear is black anger
The best parts are ether super offensive jokes and that
WELCOME IN OMIKRON
You deserve a medal for this, bless you. I hope you find a way to cleanse yourself of da demons.
Griffin1171
Jesus Christ dude you actually did it. I didn't think it was possible someone could actually rewatch the entire playthrough.
I salute you.
You win all the koopy sandwiches.
They said it couldn't be done.
They said it shouldn't be done.
They said only an absolute madman would do it.
Well, sir... you did it.
koopy sandwich
koopy sandwich
koopy sandwich
koopy sandwich
koopy sandwich
YEAR koopy sandwich
The way the entire LP slowly descends into something truly horrific you'd think you were reading an SCP.
tags: computer electrical electronic euclid extradimensional game self-propagating
And David Cage is the scp
Especially in the real LP when they use the alternate intros. The one with the creature in the woods still creeps me out when I drive in the dark (which is everyday).
EternalGuardian07 Wait. what?
In the last episodes of the Omikron playthrough, the usual intro is basically gone and replaced with fucked-up/creepy videos, some of which are from the cursed tape from The Ring. One of them was someone driving through the woods at night and suddenly seeing a cryptid strolling on the side of the road.
1:05:37 - "We're not[only half way through], we're almost done."
*Looks at slide bar. Roughly 2.5 hours left.
Woof.
2:33:25 Every moment that's been linked here is great but this is an underappreciated one.
Thank you very much. I couldn't suffer through the whole playthrough with them again, but I can definitely watch this.
No problem. Although I think that editing this may have ruined this LP for me, because I don't see myself watching it again for a long time.
This is probably their best LP, them just going into this slow descent into madness as they play this was fun to watch.
Man, I’m going to miss them.
I feel like I'm cheating not suffering the entire play through. But it's Omikron, so I will back down super hard.
Dugy1337 The only way to survive
Dugy1337 Well look at the Super Best Friends in the end. DO YOU WANNA END UP LIKE THAT SUFFERING THE WHOLE PLAYTHROUGH?
Dugy1337 Every time you tell yourself to be brave, remember Shin Woolie begging for death.
No you fucking get in there
It's what Pat would want.
"We can end the game here!" *2 hours left in video*
Houston Hilburn half way there
Issenthevampire no, ALMOST half way there.
10:30 "Woolie can we just start calling you Marcus?"
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Put your helmet on, Markus.
"You are free now"
Put your helmet on, nothing will be wrong
The absolute best playthrough on TH-cam, ever.
That or Deadly Premonition. Both games involve the Best Friends getting lost in an open world murder mystery, eating ridiculous sandwiches, bad shooting sections, farfetched side quests, broken programming, shitty driving, a terrible fight with a demonic final boss and yet... one is adorably bad but enjoyable and the other is insultingly bad on top of being agonizing.
Where is the justice here? How is David Cage a recognized hero in his country and Swery has been cut short with each unique gem he brings to the market? I blame Omikron for ALL of this...
The Pickles oh god, you're completely right
Yeah, but only one of those Playthroughs has York and Forrest Kaysen in it. Fuck the playthrough that doesn't.
Listen, I'm not saying that the Deadly P playthrough wasn't great, it was amazing, (so is Swery) but I have to say that them fucking through this absolute disaster of the Cageoverse outclassed what the SBF usually bring to the table. Every moment of sadness and hatred displayed in the most amazing fashion possible. Little things are what really made it all come together: the slow degrading of the thumbnails, the title changing midway through the playthrough, the fact that all three of them had to come together to beat different sections of the game, the fucking plot hole at the end that was never explained, the fact that Liam quit immediately after it ended to signify the devastating effect that ze bad game has on the human soul: it all just blended together so well that I honestly think it's what cemented these guys in my usual line-up of stuff to watch. I've never laughed so hard at something that was meant to torture so many. To use a line by Pat: they just had to lose their way to victory.
2:22:09 my FAVORITE part of the entire playthrough, they cant even step up an easy incline and you can hear them losing thier minds
3:04:09 is my favorite part. It is really bad when Matt loses it.
XShrike It's so great when his voice breaks.
@@pureskill123 that's his inner QA Tester Matt coming out
The compilation no one wanted to make
Sonicfalcon16 least of all me.
BUT THE ONE WE NEEDED
full comp coming soon from spookycookies this christmas th-cam.com/video/dLYVqVNJ4NM/w-d-xo.html
This was a decent attempt, and props for it being your first... this LP is a definition of suffering. It will be interesting to see another take on this... only ever thought I would get Spooky's comp and then yours shows up and ive rewatched it 2 times now.... 3rd watch right now... Will be good to compare with]
]CHEERS
]NO MORE OMIKRON
The compilation nobody wanted to make. But EVERY ONE wanted to see.
The compilation FOUR people have made now... & none of them are made by SpookyCookies...
It’s been a while since I came back to see a Super Best Friends playthrough since the break-up, mainly because it hurts to remember they were great friends.
But I’m back, and I’m absolutely happy to see it again. :) I’ll always love them in my hearts.
Goon Yea, but you know what, they’re doing well now, and even if they may never unite again, they were all good dudes and I wish them the best
this is the LP that did it, this is what put the ancient french curse on the best friends, the one that when combined with [Crazy Talk] killed the Zaibatsu
good to see i am not the only one coming back to this. after the seeming end
I just love the moment when they're in the second area and they just start losing their minds and screaming at each other.
1:47:19 - 1:47:27
This really encapsulates the whole playthrough.
Good stranger, you have unwittingly saved the soul of another; Spookycookies. With this, you have spared him of an eternity of suffering. But at what cost? Your own infinite damnation?
Or... you ARE Spookycookies as well, maybe not your outer shell but in your heart and mind. Living through another to chronicle the advent of darkness... Nonetheless, thank you.
I'm actually every youtuber. This is all one large experiment I'm running from my garage. It's a headache, to say the least.
Argentum 4791 I love this fucking community so much because we know who does fan compilations by name
There was probably some stupid Reincarnation bullshit involved.
This is some diablo shit were the uploader chose to pierce the soulstone into his head, thus damming himself
Quick: there's not much time. Have I been spookycookies all this time? Press any key on your keyboard to confirm.
1:57:24 this is an example of two people with completely different ways in which they arrange their thoughts and styles of communication failing to have a conversation.
*The Comments Omikronicles*
7 Years Ago (2017): "They barely bought a phyrric victory here. Liam was sacrificed to stave off the Koopie for just another day. Altogether they became husks. Matt fell into an Odinsleep. Nobody wished to compile this, for it would mean to relive the pain. Griffin is a true hero, may someone find mercy on his soul."
6 Years Ago (2018): "David Cage's final vengeance upon the SBFP has come to fruition. A slow acting soul poison, so vile, it broke friendships and channels alike. What remains is this LP, their final triumph. Compile o ye compilation magicians, for the future of the archives is uncertain!"
5 Years Ago (2019): "Madmen tell tales of yet another soul that was taken by the cursed portals of the demon king Da'v'id Astaroth. Why did they not heed the warnings of this LP? Why did brave men not back down as the SBFP's tomb inscription had advised? Still we must return to this LP to compare and see how three honest liars backed down until they turned mistakes into miracles. Perhaps yet more souls may follow."
4 Years Ago (2020): "Compilations have been made. People relive this pain with catharsis, knowing that nothing will ever be as deeply cutting and horrible ever again. 4 compilations, 4 insights into the depth of Cageh's mind seen through the lens of not only the Zaibatsu's ghosts, but the ones deciding on which parts to focus on for a condensed shot of pain and relief."
3 Years Ago (2021): "The festering carcass of David Cage's ambitions has once again risen from the SBFP's grave. Now ready to consume us all. The plague of Covid was nothing more than a vessel to inhabit, like some manner of virus born Nomad Soul. A pandemic of Ze Bad Game variety is bound to transcend the screen and take our lives. For real this time."
2 Years Ago (2022): "Though the scars of Omikron run deep, humanity yet persists. Knowing that we survived the channel, the imitators and the plague, nothing can hurt us anymore. This LP is a fond memory now. A true showcase of the perserverence of the human spirit!"
Present. Day. (2024) "John of the wolves was tricked into the greatest hell imaginable by the revenant of Woolie Woolz. The last anchor to this curse never died! Now it is his time to suffer again. To dig up this coffin, lie down and nail it shut from the inside. This Behelit was used for the sake of revenge, but the loaded gun harbors another Eclipse that Woolie's reincarnated soul may never escape the shadow of Omikron. Beware those who invoke this curse lightly. The suffering never ends. You. Must. Break. The. Cycle."
Let's all come back to this video for years to come.
i actively refuse to believe 2017 was 7 years ago. why cruel God.
@@some_condiment Time is fleeting, Omikron is eternal.
41:40 always kills me. There's no context, just this insane questions 😆😅🤣
3:04:10 That Matt freakout was excellent.
Connor Lavell I've never heard Matt's voice be so vicious and angry before...
*FOR BREAKFAST!!*
"I'm not saying it's your fault for going in a circle, I'm saying your character went in a circle" "You said 'Matt, you went in a circle'. My name is not the car!" "Damn it, your a car now!"
10:28 "Was I teamed up with a cool black guy named Markus?" Fast forward to 2018.
This still makes me mad because the black guy’s name was TYLER and Markus was Lukas’s boring priest brother.
Guys. I figured it out.
David Cage is the man who sold the world.
Dick Greyson David Cage killed David Bowie, confirmed.
David Cage killed Matt and Pat's friendship, confirmed.
@@auto-- No. That was Matt's wife and Liam. They killed the friendship.
Natalia Kruschev well, that too....
Every night I feel it
All the best friends I’ve lost
It’s still hurting
@@auto-- Punished Woolie: A man denied his friends.
If you go to the first video in the playlist you can add this to it using the link in the description there.
love joo Spooks!
I watched this Let's Play when they were uploading it, and now I've rewatched this three times because I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ALIVE AFTER PLAYING THIS SCHLOCK.
Oh man, Bowie did not deserve this.
We lost Liam, Matt was MIA, David Bowie is still dead, David Cage is still allowed to make terrible games - the great suffering was for nothing!
Now the Zaibatsu itself is dead.
You say losing Liam was a bad thing
Reminder there are people who consider this game to be an underrated gem .
Fucking Cage apologists.
Reminder there are people who consider this to be a game
Reminder This, Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit, Heavy Rain, And Detroit: Become Human all got great reviews upon release.
@@Comkill117 I think Detroit is actually good tho
@@21Cayque12 It's mediocre at best. It's far too heavy-handed and ham-fisted. A little subtlety could have gone a long way.
I keep coming back to this video over and over and it doesn't stop being funny.
I'm so glad they suffered in Omikron.
Thank you Matt, Pat, and Woolie.
*Thank you.*
I still can't believe this is the timeline we're on. At least we can relive the pain at our leisure.
I feel like both Jesse Cox and Nero Smoke have do be locked in an empty room safe for a tv and some consoles, forced to play every David Cage game in order to be released again.
Yal Rathol What madness do you speak of! This is beyond the boundaries of human cruelty!
Also, fuck you too :)
Dude you made a compilation of the pain???! You went and watched every single video, download, edit, etc?? Are you still human?
I don't know what to do with this
Too human.
He's a hollow now.
If by human you mean like a David Cage, perhaps...
Omikron has destroyed him, now he has to Detroit:Become Human -_-
Still come back to watch this koopylation every now and then, honestly it’s one of my favorite videos on TH-cam. God bless.
The amazing part is that the INSTANT Kale dies, and the first body switch happens, they're playing a COMPLETELY different game.
A significantly worse one. Not saying the first was that good, but it was at least an interesting, coherent story at that point.
Another thing to point out is how that sick intro cinematic where we see Kayl kicking ass is left really fucking stupid looking when you realize that none of that will happen and that Kayl isn't the protagonist in any way. Imagine if Snake Eater's opening didn't represent ANYTHING that happened in MGS3 at all.
@@InvaderKaz2008 Isn't it possible to play Kale much longer into the story than that? I don't recall dying anywhere near that early. I got into an shoot out with criminals and an bunch of other shit.
@@Ergeniz But eventually you're required to switch bodies, and then Kayl's never mentioned again.
@@RanMouri82 I never said you weren't?
@@Ergeniz
I know it's pretty late, but Kayl never leaves the first area. Apparently, if you somehow manage to survive the two battles against the demons, he'll be shot down and killed by a Mecha-guard as soon as he reaches the basement of the police station, because Cage had no idea how to introduce the concept of body switching organically.
I give this man props. Not only did he edit the ultra despair of an LP into a compiltation he also went out of his way to add shit like the comments of people who defended this game. Put more work into this than the omikron developers
It being time-compressed like that really hammers home that slow descent into madness and ultimately resignation.
This is possibly the greatest let's play that has everbeen recorded. Thank you, this compilation compliments it perfectly.
The fact that they said sorry after yelling about the screw driver door warms my heart and makes me cry a little
David Cage is totally that kid in highschool who thinks he's way smarter and deeper than he actually is... he's like the walking epitome of the Dunning Krueger effect
I'll never forgive David Cage for breaking up the Best Friends.
David Cage in the book of grudges
This LP can be broken up to 3 phases
Phase 1- No save rings, oh god we can't stop playing!
Phase 2- Where's the fucking door!?!
Phase 3- David Cage is Satan and made the bad game
its been 6 years. i come back every year to feel the suffering and pain.
With this, you saved Spooky's soul.
Nabe Shogun lost that in theater 3 inside the mall's cinema about halfway through the showing of Silent Hill Revelation 3D.
Or did he?
"I'm hype with the prospect that we might be done today,"
Woolie says... A third of the way through the compilation.
I'm frequently tempted to quote Woolie from 2:53:12 - 2:53:50 in moments of incredible frustration, but I never do because the people might take me seriously