"often referred to as the cultural hub of commerce for modern society, the fortnite item shop..." was probably the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life
Without leaving our hunter gatherer lifestyle behind, ancient societies would not have been able to develop important necessities in the modern age, like clean drinking water, shelter, and the fortnite item shop. Truly this has had a drastic impact on modern civilization.
@@thomasbrennan1038 Oompa Loompas are actually pygmies from Africa. While yes, Wonka DID have a hand in the coco bean republics in the 1960's, it should be noted that Wonka had to resort to such measures as the chocolate guy from SpongeBob had been putting immense pressure on his supply chain, and that the Oompa Loompas had been completely contained within the Wonka factory for fear of Slugworth getting a hold of a few and making them breed.
By adopting farming practices such as selective breeding, ancient mesopotamians managed to dramatically increase the size of different fruits, one of which was bananas. So, when the fortnite items shop added the banana skin, it is a lot bigger than it naturally was.
Also, Chapter 3 Season 4 added boulders to the game, piled on top of peaks-- which is a clear reference to the Greek myth of Sisyphus and his eternal punishment by the gods.
>improved agriculture means less people have to farm >less people have to farm means more people can go and entertain >entertainment leads to video games >leads to fortnite >leads to the Fortnite item shop
I was always wondering why no history book says anything about the 60s mercenery war in new mexico badlands between reliable excavition demolition and builders league united would be intresting to see a video about this from you
We praise the John Wick skins for their sick 1v4 clips, but never forget the actual heroes behind the John Wick frags, heroes with no cape and not even present, the mesopotamian farmers who set the first steps towards our current situation.
The fall of the Roman empire was a clear foreshadowing of the fall of building in fortnite. Hence the zero build mode. I cannot believe our ancestors predicted so many things in fortnite. Truly revolutionary. We should rename our time line system from BC and AD to BF and AF. Before Fortnite and After Fortnite. So 2018 would realistically be 1 A.F. We are currently in the year 6 A.F.
Now do how Napoleon forced epic games into no build mode
Not true falsified information
The worst historical tragedy ☹️☹️
Here’s why @@sunnybowos266 is terrible
LMAO! If you know, you know.
Yes this needs to happen
Respect to all Mesopotamian Farmers
thanks man ✊
No problem bro
Respect back bro
HUDREEEEEEEEA
Go wheat boy go
"often referred to as the cultural hub of commerce for modern society, the fortnite item shop..." was probably the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life
Your name is Kazzie be quiet
@@woobharbbruh what
This has got to be in the best cut clips of all time
@@woobharbdid this dude just see someone comment “your name is ___” and now thinks he can use it for anyone
@@woobharbcry
Without leaving our hunter gatherer lifestyle behind, ancient societies would not have been able to develop important necessities in the modern age, like clean drinking water, shelter, and the fortnite item shop. Truly this has had a drastic impact on modern civilization.
Wow i did not expect you here +2000 social credit
Hi strider
yo strider pls gimme PF bucks
Yoo strider
i never expected to see you here wassup
I remember when the elders of my town (Tomato Town) used to tell us stories about the Mesopotamians, and how they missed those times.
RIP Tomato Town, destroyed during the battle of Wailing Woods
@@Ghost_Toast5000Wailing Woods on top
Blud lives in tomato town 😭🗣️🔥🗿
So insightful, I never thought that mass urbanization could lead to the rapid increase in fortnite battle royale's reveniew
Revenue?
Reveniew
The funniest thing is that it’s actually true. Without the agricultural revolution in Mesopotamia society itself wouldn’t be possessed
hes out of line but hes right
Sat my ass down and listened
Willy Wonka's corporate crimes against humanity in the Central America's during the 1960's
Didnt happen
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182obviously a government agent, covering his crimes up
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182you’ve never read up on the coco bean republics of Central America and the Oompa Loompa coco cartels?
@@thomasbrennan1038the Snozzwangers and Whangdoodles were communist they were enemies of the US on the western hemisphere
@@thomasbrennan1038 Oompa Loompas are actually pygmies from Africa. While yes, Wonka DID have a hand in the coco bean republics in the 1960's, it should be noted that Wonka had to resort to such measures as the chocolate guy from SpongeBob had been putting immense pressure on his supply chain, and that the Oompa Loompas had been completely contained within the Wonka factory for fear of Slugworth getting a hold of a few and making them breed.
Calling v-bucks the ‘only stable cryptocurrency’ is actually my favorite thing
How did popeye manage to ensure american victory at midway
Never happened
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 ahh but it did
For we all know that Popeye was the sailor man yet with his spinach managed to strike a blow against the ijn
@@ceoofwarcrimes4600 Lol I think he is a troll, he is giving a similar response to almost every comment
@@just1rando this may be so but we know the truth of the secret history of the world
You aren't supposed to put real historic events in the suggestions.
By adopting farming practices such as selective breeding, ancient mesopotamians managed to dramatically increase the size of different fruits, one of which was bananas. So, when the fortnite items shop added the banana skin, it is a lot bigger than it naturally was.
I’ll never get this time back
Why did the jedi council send Anakin to lead operation desert storm despite his hatred of sand
And Just like fortnite, Mesopotamia suffered a great decline
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Until no build mode
until today
@@breezyoverjezuz21 because tilted came back, thus more player interactions leading to demand of skins influencing the item shop once again
You can thank America for that.
Why did the epic of Gilgamesh never receive a movie adaptation???
Wow this is truly one of the most informative videos on this platform I thoroughly enjoyed this amazing video
Also, Chapter 3 Season 4 added boulders to the game, piled on top of peaks-- which is a clear reference to the Greek myth of Sisyphus and his eternal punishment by the gods.
I love docudubery, it’s the only channel I have notifications on for💀
Just reading the titles kills me 💀
shameless galazing
I’m surprised to find something like this NOT being made by Matpat
Can you do was Benito Mussolini inspired to remake the Roman Empire after eating little Cesar’s pizza?
Sorry i cant as i dont know how to make these types of videos
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 Thats tough (I don;t have time too either)
"The best thing to happen for traders since the invention of Benedict Arnold" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These are getting more and more insane
Why did Genghis Khan team up with Voldemort to defeat the Jin Chense at the Battle of Yehuling and how did this affect the evolution of rabbits.
Irrigation created Tilted Towers confirmed!
The fact that, jokes aside, this is an actual discussion that could be had is incredible
The creativity here is actually crazy
This just might be the greatest video I've ever watched on the platform
The thumbnail is crazy 🙏🏻💯😭
the type of shit I watch at 3 am
How did Bluey lose to the emus?
Never heard of that, didnt happen
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 It may be the most important event to ever happen in the history of the universe.
@@sirsquirrel6176 Yes
*emos
0:18 Benedict Arnold just rolled in his grave 💀💀
Man, the item shop lore be so deep.
the skin (agent peely) was not only released in 2020, but it was also a battle pass skin.
I knew Mesopotamia almost deleted the banana skin
Idea: How did Winnie the Pooh influence the outcome of the second Sino-Japanese war?
Who else saw this from the slideshow
This is hands down the most interesting TH-cam title I’ve seen in my life 🙌 😭
is anyone else here from tiktok slideshows
Bro, that was surprising. That actually kinda makes sense.
I have never seen such a masterpiece
This is the Kind of fortnite content we need
Fantastic video! I will definitely not commit acts of terrorrrr
Benedict Arnold traitor joke underrated
This might be the history version of vsauce
Now do how the Great Depression led to no build mode
Can you do “Why was the history channel created because Docudubery was spitting facts”
Bit ego testical isnt it
No, simply an idea@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 no
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182it is somewhat ego testicle
Did the declaration of independence have an effect on the Fortnite item shop
I didn’t know this masterpiece actually existed
a caveman that could barely paint a stickman could crank 90s
with a stone keyboard
Why did Thomas Jefferson turn himself into a nickel? Funniest crap I've ever seen
Dont believe that happened
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 you don't say?
@@BelcarrigFarmi did say though
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 have you ever heard of sarcasm?
@@BelcarrigFarmprobably, dont see how that is relevant right now
Thank you for this amazing history lesson if school was like this I would listen thank you docudubery
The golden age of Tilted Towers
The gaming equivalent of Snowpiercer being the sequel of Willy Wonka
I started watching tv reviews 13 hours ago and now I’m here
You need to make a documentary on the Tomato Town Massacre
Bro got something cooking
Love th vis bro
Worst thing about it is that he aint wrong💀
Yep, did not expect this to be in my feed lol.
Thanks for the explanation. Very helpfull!
Just seeing this video on my feed gave me whiplash
“Imma get so Tilted at the Towers”
-Gilgamesh
Beach Bomber invented by Columbus
No it wasnt
@@xxfortnitegamrxx2182 yes it was
imagine a universe where this video wasnt made. Thank god we live in the right one.
How did Daft Punk form the French Resistance against German occupation during WW2?
VERY INFORMATIVE! THANK YOU!
When your classmate didn’t work on the group presentation and he has to improvise in front of the class.
The dumb thing is that the part about Tilted Towers is actually pretty accurate
I'm about to go back in time and sue the Mesopotamians cause they caused me to lose hundreds of dollars.
How the invention of mini shields led to the victory of the Germans
>improved agriculture means less people have to farm
>less people have to farm means more people can go and entertain
>entertainment leads to video games
>leads to fortnite
>leads to the Fortnite item shop
Now do how the Wright brothers developed the first victory umbrella
I forgot how powerful the "Is Fortnite actually overrated?" image is
you got a point but not the one i was looking for
I was always wondering why no history book says anything about the 60s mercenery war in new mexico badlands between reliable excavition demolition and builders league united would be intresting to see a video about this from you
i came here expecting a shitpost, but now im impressed
Nah I got this recommended after seeing the meme on Instagram that’s crazy 😂😭
I’m going to show this to my history class and you’re not stopping me
Ts got put in da slideshow
Props to whoever tf made this 🫡🫡🫡
You should do "How Did The First Battle of Bull Run bring about the rise of Mukbang?"
It's just the right amount of real history mixed with fun shit
Now do: How did the Egyptians make Gen Alpha make a trash song called Sticcking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
That was such a leap, I pulled a hamstring just by watching
Now do how Hitler forced epic games to kill Rocket league
Fully convinced I’m stuck in this weird fever dream
THIS ONE IS A REAL VIDEO HOLY SHIT
We praise the John Wick skins for their sick 1v4 clips, but never forget the actual heroes behind the John Wick frags, heroes with no cape and not even present, the mesopotamian farmers who set the first steps towards our current situation.
Ah, now do, “Where was Knuckles The Echidna during the Second Red Scare?”
we have all seen the slideshows
I sat down and listened to this
my social studies teacher will be happy with this one
I wonder how Christopher Columbus or George Washington would've Cranked their 90's 😔
Make this guy an attorney he’ll rival phoenix wright
Logical fallacy @ 1:30 !!! Got you!
it’s 2:15am on sunday night
Man there are A LOT of moments that you can take out of context 😭😭😭
This has to be the most random idea of a video I have seen in a while
The fall of the Roman empire was a clear foreshadowing of the fall of building in fortnite. Hence the zero build mode.
I cannot believe our ancestors predicted so many things in fortnite. Truly revolutionary. We should rename our time line system from BC and AD to BF and AF. Before Fortnite and After Fortnite. So 2018 would realistically be 1 A.F. We are currently in the year 6 A.F.