i prefer long hair but sure i wouldn't mind a trim....but no there's no one but me here but im not going to self-pity im alone cuz of my own actions i kept tunnel vision on my goals for so long i forgot about love
The implication of "we're" juxtaposes the verb "lonely" impling that you in fact aren't alone. The mere idea that you would even manage to conjure up such a idiotic sentence makes me sick and the fact that from that sentence you think that i would hang out with you?! -an absolute loner that not only assumes the thoughts of others but to go even as far as disgracing the English language.
@@sexorswag no, I feel you've misunderstood them. They're using the royal we. Therefore they are on another plane of loneliness, the plane in which you become multiple people to fill the emptiness in your heart.
I still can't get over how fallen has done a complete 180 with her characters, from cute loli in love with death and torture, to a loving and caring girlfriend
Plot twist, shadow is making this so we'll have a false sense of security and hit us up with a truly horrifying video which we think due to recent uploads is gonna be wholesome oooor, she likes doing this
Hey you. Yeah, you. The one who's missing her. I miss mine too. She's gone now, though, and you're feeling like wasted space. Things get better, I promise. Just find something in yourself, a motivation, a purpose, to keep going. That person was special, but another one will come and make you forget all of the sadness that you have right now. It's going to be okay. You're going to be loved again, sometime. I promise.
Damn dude, I...don't know what to say to this. This is honestly somewhat motivating. And that's coming from someone who has no motivation, and is lonely. You know what, I'll keep going. Thanks man. I hope your life and dreams are filled with happiness, and little sadness.
I really needed this, man. Glad I decided to go through the comments. It's not a deep or a super meaningful comment, but it it still gives me a glimmer of hope to move onward, and frankly, that's what I needed.
Instructions unclear, I have angered a furry on Reddit and they said they're gonna track me down and stuff me in a suit at a pizza pla-*WAIT, HOLD UP-*
Because any girl can get a boyfriend with minimal effort; thus, they doesn’t need emotional crutches like these videos just to make it through another day. This leads to the female-oriented ASMR being lower quality due to the lack of demand and subsequent underdevelopment/stagnation of the market.
Whereas the sheer demand for ASMR videos like these from men has resulted in a Darwinian selection process where only the most successful and innovate ASMRtists survive the competition.
This is definitely my favorite ASMR video I've ever listened to. No matter what is going on in my life I always come back to this. I just want to say thank you for helping me get to sleep all this time.
With all we've been through, our lil sister accidentally pushing us to our death, tsunderes abusing us, yanderes kidnapping us, always something wrong with EVERY OTHER GIRLFRIEND, I wouldn't put it past ya if you think this girlfriend might "slip" and accidentally sever something you need for movement...
"How are you doing?" Pretty ok, I'm comfy in bed "I'm sorry to hear that" Ah, yes, of course, I meant I feel like living garbage and would like to cease existing
This ASMR is the best "comfort ASMR". Regardless of how many times I listen to it. Regardless of how stressed or anxious I am. It always manages to relax me and make me happy. Good job and thank you Fallenshadow.
For most of my life, the only haircuts I got were my father running a shaver over my scalp until my hair was less than an inch short across my entire head. The few times I actually got a proper haircut were very enjoyable, but I haven't been able to enjoy a good haircut in almost two years as I actually like my hair the way it is now (it goes past my shoulders). Point is: These videos are great for someone who loves haircuts but doesn't want to sacrifice their good, long hair.
Hey Fallen, your video was so good it immediately persuaded me to cut my hair really awfully and dye it at 2am. I don't regret a single moment, thank you for this experience
Sometimes after getting a haircut, I’ll listen to this and pretend that Shadow had just given me a haircut. It’s the best thing ever. Thanks Shadow, and congrats on 100k subs!!
re: the last comment, listening to it multiple times now, I think the saddest part is that the line that hits me the most and sets me up for the rest of this video is just that one low line "hey... are you doing alright?" I havent been asked that question since early high school and I'm almost 25.
This was so sweet, I think I have a form of heart disease... (like the double meaning?) This is probably your outright most sweet, gentle, and compassionate character yet. More, please...
Her: are you doing alright? Me: yes actually I have all As in my classes, I’m having fun with my frie- Her: I’m sorry to hear that... Me: oh... ok. *Internal crying*
I'm scared I'll get a girlfriend one day and realise she isn't what I imagined cause I'm too used to ASMR. Anyhow, ty shadow for making me feel at home and fight my depression and will to die
This IS better than any real relationship anyone could ever have. If you want to be with a real person for a long time you'll have to accept that. But it can be worth it, depends on who you're with.
I hate admitting it but these kind of videos are what get me through big arguments with my girlfriend. Hopefully this time next year things aren’t so bad.
Fallen those last 2 videos are REALLY helping me, was having a bunch of depression episodes and compulsive eating disorder, really shitty week in general but when I listen to this it gives me some peace of mind and hope for the future that might come. Thank you very much.
It's scary how consistently this makes me fall asleep. It's gotten to the point where I've started incorporating this video in particular in my nightly routine and it has helped with my sleeping issues SO much. I'm really glad this video was made
Loving Girlfriend Gently Cuts Your Hair
Me: Don't do that. Don't give me hope
I love the videos but I swear they are the origin of my anxiety.
I got a girlfriend... in a literal dream I had
I just said that and now I look stupid
Hope for a girlfriend or a haircut. Cause i know a lot of people that could help with the latter.
i prefer long hair but sure i wouldn't mind a trim....but no there's no one but me here but im not going to self-pity im alone cuz of my own actions i kept tunnel vision on my goals for so long i forgot about love
Her: are you doing alright?
me: yes
her: im sorry to hear that
me: ......
xD
* *confused screaming* *
*Confused Pikachu face*
'Guess I have Problems now
@Steiner Hardy WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME
When she actually calms u down.
[Confused Sleeping]
*sleeps with one eye open*
My sleeping is always confused.
@@sexorswag Gripping your pillow tight
@@michaworek1942 strap holstered at hip
@@fxckstxrm TAAAKE MY HAND
My GOD we're so lonely
lmaooo
The implication of "we're" juxtaposes the verb "lonely" impling that you in fact aren't alone.
The mere idea that you would even manage to conjure up such a idiotic sentence makes me sick and the fact that from that sentence you think that i would hang out with you?!
-an absolute loner that not only assumes the thoughts of others but to go even as far as disgracing the English language.
@@sexorswag no, I feel you've misunderstood them. They're using the royal we. Therefore they are on another plane of loneliness, the plane in which you become multiple people to fill the emptiness in your heart.
@@user-bb7vy8sv8l oh no. This is not a ye moment.
@@sexorswag Jesus christ, put the gun down
Bravo six, going to sleep...
Best comment period.
Get down soldier, We are sleeping!
@애드머럴 no excuses
Cap macmillan: good night
Bravo six this is bravo five I’m on look out mode for more notifications
Stop with these wholsome posts, ur making me feel again
You know your vids are wholesome when they even hit Nega Scott right in da feels
Someone hasn't seen the movie.
I can relate. “Star wars a new hope” screen shows
Notification:
"Loving girlfriend gently cuts you..."
OwU
-wouldn't put it past her-
All around me are familiar faces....
Oh man i wish that was the subject
I'd click that every bit as fast, if not faster.
this needs to be her next video
"So I have in my head a hairstyle that I'm going to cut for you. And you trust me, I know you trust me"
-Proceeds to place bowl on top of my head
Understandable
So your trying to go for a bowl cut? Bold hair style.
Cursed comment
Cursed Bowl Cut
@@Emi_ae *bowled
I love wholesome shadow c:
MeawMan wholesome shadow is best shadow.
same here, definitely have to agree
I agree
Pfft have yall gone insane??, sure she's nice but she is definitely better slightly yandere.
@@xMckingwill bruh, when has it ever been "slightly"?
Im starting to wonder how many virtual girlfriends i have acquired with all those videos
true xD
Too many....
Not enough
@@deathfactormega151 you can never have to many
mine all kill themselves so i still have none
I still can't get over how fallen has done a complete 180 with her characters, from cute loli in love with death and torture, to a loving and caring girlfriend
Plot twist, shadow is making this so we'll have a false sense of security and hit us up with a truly horrifying video which we think due to recent uploads is gonna be wholesome oooor, she likes doing this
100% she’s waiting to smack us with something nasty
Or shes being wholesome...? Right? haha?
The meta is broken
surprise canon ending to kitsune series in the classic shadow style of terribly depressing
(edit: this is my guess Kappa)
I'm from the future, she just changed her style and she's actually enjoying making people feel loved
God I love the deeper-than-usual voice ♥
Aren't we all
The voice isn't that beep
@@13_cmi o I see👌
You mean, normal sounding?
We have the same name!
Hey you. Yeah, you. The one who's missing her. I miss mine too. She's gone now, though, and you're feeling like wasted space. Things get better, I promise. Just find something in yourself, a motivation, a purpose, to keep going. That person was special, but another one will come and make you forget all of the sadness that you have right now. It's going to be okay. You're going to be loved again, sometime. I promise.
Damn dude, I...don't know what to say to this. This is honestly somewhat motivating. And that's coming from someone who has no motivation, and is lonely. You know what, I'll keep going. Thanks man. I hope your life and dreams are filled with happiness, and little sadness.
Well said. Always keep on trying and sometimes somone comes on your path. 👌
I really needed this, man. Glad I decided to go through the comments. It's not a deep or a super meaningful comment, but it it still gives me a glimmer of hope to move onward, and frankly, that's what I needed.
People like you make the world a better place. Thanks for this!
i already had a purpose and thats to break every bone in my body good progress so far and i feel.....full of holes
The alternation/mixing of sounds are hella underrated, the sound never lingers on one ear for too long to the point of being uncomfortable
This
Loving Girlfriend
Me: Press X for doubt
Presses Y instead
Instructions unclear, powered off console
They're always loving. Very loving
Malfunction
Instructions unclear, I have angered a furry on Reddit and they said they're gonna track me down and stuff me in a suit at a pizza pla-*WAIT, HOLD UP-*
OUR GODDESS HAS BLESSED US WITH A GIFT
A NON-LOLI GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Hiroshi135 A *legal* girlfriend
the gift of sleep and a legal girl to cuddle with
Simp
Oh wait im watching this too...
i’m straight but, why is this so much better than any boyfriend roleplays out there? holy shit.
Why the hell are you watching boyfriend roleplay videos ???? You mad sus?
@@noodlezhp 1. Why reply a year later 2. It's obvious they are a woman
Because any girl can get a boyfriend with minimal effort; thus, they doesn’t need emotional crutches like these videos just to make it through another day. This leads to the female-oriented ASMR being lower quality due to the lack of demand and subsequent underdevelopment/stagnation of the market.
Whereas the sheer demand for ASMR videos like these from men has resulted in a Darwinian selection process where only the most successful and innovate ASMRtists survive the competition.
I'm Japanese.
If I could understand this asmr,I would be so happy… It's sorry.
Can you read English? There are subtitles ;)
Trust me, I feel the same way about Japanese ASMR, As I have 2 that I like
Dude if i can understand japanese, i swear that my whole life(not really) will change
Literally every person listening to Japanese asmr
@@Nicholas-vj7ir what stops you from learning it?
my mom: "go cut your hair, it's too long and messy"
me wanting to keep my hair long: *go to bed and watch this*
The fire really does it, a perfect combo, great job.
Wholesome "Shadow" is indeed a Rare Gem.
Shadows are not gems. A Shadow is when an object blocks a light source thus leaving a dimmed light or in some cases an absence of it.
When you’re bald and she says lemme cut your hair 😭
Oh order that wax polish it's nice
Jean Luc Picard is very sad
haircut for ur sack
bruh why do you have a lolicon playlist
*Gets out polish*
*Squeak squeak*
Perfect
This is definitely my favorite ASMR video I've ever listened to. No matter what is going on in my life I always come back to this. I just want to say thank you for helping me get to sleep all this time.
fallenshadow: And then you can go to sleep.
Me: Yes but will I wake up?
Evander Bradley the question is are we awake ?
@@donotbotherimvibin8312 I...I sure arent, I'm a donut
Noriaki Kakyoin no one can deflect emerald splash
Dio: hold my time
God I hope I won't. Where is a yandere gf to make you never wake up again when you need one.
@@Owl90 did you wake up?
All realism went out the window when I read “loving girlfriend” hahahah...ha..ah.....
Same
*begins to cry*
I dont even have one *Pepehands*
😂😂☺🙂😐😑😣😢😭😭
All realism went out for me when i read the word girlfriend because i will never have one im lonely...
this channel is a gold mine, i can actually fall asleep and it makes me feel so much less lonely and a lot more calm and happy. Thanks shadow!
"...Gently Cuts Your Hair..."
X to Doubt
With all we've been through, our lil sister accidentally pushing us to our death, tsunderes abusing us, yanderes kidnapping us, always something wrong with EVERY OTHER GIRLFRIEND, I wouldn't put it past ya if you think this girlfriend might "slip" and accidentally sever something you need for movement...
TheEnergizingbunny wait what vid was that first one?
@@AV--G Sick Little Sister Roleplay.
X
So. Roughly cuts hair?
No joke when she said smile I did for 3 hours before i laid down for 10 minutes and got depressed
10:19
"How are you doing?"
Pretty ok, I'm comfy in bed
"I'm sorry to hear that"
Ah, yes, of course, I meant I feel like living garbage and would like to cease existing
Can't be mad when your pfp is succubus tiddies
I like your comment but I’m not gonna ruin the perfect number
@@loathe9429 same
Pre video completion: *yea I'm pretty sure that's not the case*
I'm dubbing this effect the "Fallenshadow snort". You know what I'm talking about.
『ShadowSnort』 +2 to Charisma
“That your beautiful and perfect just the way you are” woah there let’s not jump to conclusions given b me false hope now
This ASMR is the best "comfort ASMR". Regardless of how many times I listen to it. Regardless of how stressed or anxious I am. It always manages to relax me and make me happy. Good job and thank you Fallenshadow.
I adore ALL your voices but this one especially gives me warm fuzzies. The kitsune vidoes and this one are some of my absolute favorites!
14:25 Close whispering like this would go perfect with hair brushing with fluffy mics
For most of my life, the only haircuts I got were my father running a shaver over my scalp until my hair was less than an inch short across my entire head. The few times I actually got a proper haircut were very enjoyable, but I haven't been able to enjoy a good haircut in almost two years as I actually like my hair the way it is now (it goes past my shoulders).
Point is: These videos are great for someone who loves haircuts but doesn't want to sacrifice their good, long hair.
Daddy issues I guess?
Imo, Shondo's top classic ASMR
I'm absolutely loving these new videos, each are soo relaxing and nice but the unscripted one is my absolute favorite
her : are you doing alright
me : well yea
her : i'm sorry to hear that
She knows you're lying. She read you for the real answer and is commenting on that.
Actual wholesome content is appreciated here thanks
Hey Fallen, your video was so good it immediately persuaded me to cut my hair really awfully and dye it at 2am. I don't regret a single moment, thank you for this experience
oh god, I had this in the background when I was writing an essay and I actually fell asleep at my desk...
THE VIDEO WORKED TO WELL!!
Her ASMR voice has such a casual melody to it. Nearly intoxicatingly calming when I'm falling asleep to it
How is this my favorite ASMR channel now?
Thanks shadow.
Sometimes after getting a haircut, I’ll listen to this and pretend that Shadow had just given me a haircut. It’s the best thing ever. Thanks Shadow, and congrats on 100k subs!!
"I feel like a lot of us hide behind our hair"
Lol you have no idea
Pfp checks out
@@presentablehumanbeing846 exactly
Fear my fringe
I'm a girl, and imma just say that female asmr audios are more relaxing than i thought they were
re: the last comment, listening to it multiple times now, I think the saddest part is that the line that hits me the most and sets me up for the rest of this video is just that one low line "hey... are you doing alright?"
I havent been asked that question since early high school and I'm almost 25.
Shadow your voice range and it's smoothness is amazing
This was so sweet, I think I have a form of heart disease... (like the double meaning?) This is probably your outright most sweet, gentle, and compassionate character yet. More, please...
watch her get killed by a yandere that then kidnaps you next upload.
I keep coming back to this one. Certified classic for sure.
This is helping me so much. I feel less depressed than before.
Still depressed just slightly less than before
You should seek professional help.
@@rogaldorn699 I don't need it that much i have very supportive friends but thank you for caring.
By the end of the video Id gone from lonely and upset to comforted and relaxed. Thank you.
I am a simple man.
I see fallen asmr I click
I click, I sleep.
What the hell, your voice is legit relaxing. I was all anxious and shit about something coming up this weekend, but this...wow. Immediately subbed.
Inject this straight into my veins
ive listen to this way too many times and it honestly has boosted my sanity and my will to live now
Me: Finally sleep
End of the video: "I love you"
Me: *wake up *
This voice is so good. How can a voice be so calming..
Her: are you doing alright?
Me: yes actually I have all As in my classes, I’m having fun with my frie-
Her: I’m sorry to hear that...
Me: oh... ok. *Internal crying*
...That voice. I just can't. I don't know why, but just hearing it makes my eyes cry.
that “i love you” hit me harder than a bat lined with nails...i needed it tks.
Do you need someone to talk to?
Orde i’m okay, just wish i had someone i suppose.
@@jisatsurai I can at the very least talk if you want a friend. My discord is Iris#7777
@@@Kisuzume did y'all become besties
@@centokiVA Nah they never added me. Bestie position is still open for anyone though.
A birthday present like this is too good to be true
I'm scared I'll get a girlfriend one day and realise she isn't what I imagined cause I'm too used to ASMR. Anyhow, ty shadow for making me feel at home and fight my depression and will to die
Hi someone I’m someone to we have so much in common
This IS better than any real relationship anyone could ever have. If you want to be with a real person for a long time you'll have to accept that. But it can be worth it, depends on who you're with.
@@lastnamefirstname4235 We do!!!!
@@Owl90 Yeah, hope so
First time viewer. I am learning a whole lot about your content from the comments........
It’s 3 a.m. and I could really go for a haircut right about now.
I hate admitting it but these kind of videos are what get me through big arguments with my girlfriend. Hopefully this time next year things aren’t so bad.
when you want this even more because you haven't had a haircut since before quarantine.
wholesome arc coming along nicely
The chances of this actually happening is 1/1000000 for me.
I wish my chances were that high XD
@@dargonflames7127 damn
woa
That's actually pretty high when you think about it
Good job !
Add a couple of zeros to the hundred for me
@@presentablehumanbeing846 yeah i realized also having them cut your hair i meant getting a girlfriend throughout my whole life.
I had a 70 hour work week this week. This helped a lot, thanks.
I'm late I know. but still, kudos to you for that many hours
Whatta timing for something so wholesome, I was about to lose NNN :3
Just one more day. Stay strong and March along soldier
I've been rewatching Ore Monogatari to purify my heart of dirty lust.
I have a tip for the next year, actually did it myself this year:
Lose on the 1'st 30mins of november so there is no pressure
@@eeros1485 first 30 minutes? I lost in the first 30 seconds
@@Alexander.0671 yea i started late :/
Th comments on these kind of videos are just golden than gold.
I honestly prefer the mature voice you use.... sounds more natural to me! perfect score 5/7!
You need to think about what a perfect score is. 5/7 is not a perfect score.
@@seethingwalnut2628 Its a meme
@@seethingwalnut2628 IS that sarcasme?
Outta all your videos this is the GOAT
I was just trying to sleep then I heard
O' O' O'REILLY'S AUTOPARTS. OOWW
I haven't felt ASMR tingles for a while. This video brought them back!
these comments make me think something bad will happen ;-;
Still one of the all time best comfort audios.
Anyone feel lonely in this comment section?
Since years... 6 years😢
Fallen those last 2 videos are REALLY helping me, was having a bunch of depression episodes and compulsive eating disorder, really shitty week in general but when I listen to this it gives me some peace of mind and hope for the future that might come. Thank you very much.
You posted this approximately three minutes after I had my hair cut
This was really nice. The whisper voice + the swish-tick of scissors = tingles
I can’t trust the people saying this is wholesome, I’m scared.
Look at the older videos ;)
These help me through my long days of constant work. Thank you so much for posting these. Take care :)
I really like this video, a life I wish I had
I've been burned out for 3 and a half years now and I really need to hear more like this in my life. Thanks Shadow
This really makes me want to get my girlfriend to cut my hair but there's just one problem..
I don't have a girlfriend 😔
i dont have a gf or hair
Yea that's a pretty big detriment to your plan
Same. It is sad day for us :(
A girl will literally take an inanimate object over me hahaha....ha...ha...
There is only one problem
She doesnt have arms or leg to operate the scissors
actually best voice on yt
I hate myself for torturing myself with these kind of videos cause I'm single asf
Im starting to think I really do hate myself deep down cause the moment I start to feel ok, I do this...im toxic to myself.
Nothing beats a good head shave
Conclusion:
Im a Lesbian now
@Steiner Hardy why?
It's scary how consistently this makes me fall asleep. It's gotten to the point where I've started incorporating this video in particular in my nightly routine and it has helped with my sleeping issues SO much. I'm really glad this video was made
that image looks suspisously like MiaZ's profile picture...
Did you really think I wouldn't find you here? Prepare to be arrested!
@@fudgebaker But officer, it wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!
who?
planeptune love that movie
MiaZ is a really good youtuber as well
This video puts together the 2 things I need the most, a haircut and a girlfriend, great video as always
When your a guy with long hair and wouldn't let anyone anywhere NEAR your hair:
*Visable Anxiety*
This is still my favorite video you have done . Wish you would do more in this voice or at least curate the ones in this voice into a Playlist
God knows I need a trim
Loud ads on asmr videos are the worst thing on the planet
Also love the video