What made it more funny for me was that I got an ad afterwards thinking the sentence was cut off xD Poor little guy.. Though am suprised humans in this didn't try to mess with the species genes, I mean probably would been easy with how high tech they seem to be at in that point in time. '>'
It's very much the animal kingdom cheat code for success. The global panda conservation efforts dwarf most international projects, and the Panda is hell bent on not surviving as a species. Koala bears are also surviving despite the fact that their evolution is a dead end, (no food adaptability and a reliance on rare plants that they barely can extract nutrients from, so they need huge amounts. But cute means that humanity will probably drag kicking and screaming into a sustainable development track; probably by modifying their genes, long before we fix our own medical issues with gene alterations, because saving a cute animal is the easiest to get funding for, as there's no or little ethical concerns 😢
Id just like to say how much i appreciate not only the amount of content you all put out, but for also using actual humans for narrations, love the channel and appreciate you all
Okay. So now we have tribbles with spun fiberglass for fur. No thanks! I've worked with that shit before. Cost me a fortune in pantyhose. (For those who have never been around insulation, wadded up nylon pantyhose rubbed gently across the skin is the best way to rid yourself of the itchy shit.)
I had the idea for a cute alien species that a totalitarian empire uses as a form of reliving stress on a population. Typically, the brutality of the conditions on a world are often measured by how many these cute little aliens dwell among the citizens.
Spoiler They are pretty much sapient and have conversations with each other?! But are still considered animals and pets?! And still so lacking in survival instincts?! Damn!😅
The Fireox has few good qualities. Other than looking cute. That's it!!! Get rid of them. Unless something drastic happens to cause a need for the Fireox? I don't know?!?❤❤❤
Video idea humans have the power to mind control every other species and what humans do with it or a Video Indepth in the human effects I'm calling it becomes i dont remember what it was called in the video it was mentioned in were frarin meet the elders and the other star citizens in her videos
Very nice production. And good in general. Until the very end. - I agree with the final segment. 'And then we nuked them! - Really? That is lame.' - The ending is a disappointment.
Is it more relevant to point out that the first line of subtitle showed up about a minute before the beginning of the story, or that "VI" is pronounced "six" (you only got that wrong the first time you read it though)? Also the "x" in "xeno" is pronounced like a "z" not like "exeno" (you get this right a total of three times in the story, all during the last 10 mins) and "repose" is a very different word from "response" and you pronounced "analogous" like "analog us" instead of saying it correctly. And your writers still haven't learned that "laser" is an acronym, and no amount of American-ness is going to make "ztimulated" a word. You get bonus points for switching halfway through the story to calling the aliens "Firefox" though xD
"And Here we see a Fyrerox, drowning in a Puddle."
That line at the end made me laugh.
I know, right? I am so glad they left it in, it's hilarious
Same here
poor little guy tbh lol
right? lmao it had me rolling
What made it more funny for me was that I got an ad afterwards thinking the sentence was cut off xD
Poor little guy..
Though am suprised humans in this didn't try to mess with the species genes, I mean probably would been easy with how high tech they seem to be at in that point in time. '>'
It’s an unwritten rule,…. If humans deem you cute/adorable/precious you will be protected.
They are very cute!
It's very much the animal kingdom cheat code for success. The global panda conservation efforts dwarf most international projects, and the Panda is hell bent on not surviving as a species. Koala bears are also surviving despite the fact that their evolution is a dead end, (no food adaptability and a reliance on rare plants that they barely can extract nutrients from, so they need huge amounts. But cute means that humanity will probably drag kicking and screaming into a sustainable development track; probably by modifying their genes, long before we fix our own medical issues with gene alterations, because saving a cute animal is the easiest to get funding for, as there's no or little ethical concerns 😢
why did you have to write this? now it is a written rule!
@@frankhaugen"we have come to rescue you. Do not resist"
@@rinconusmc I like you, Now come home and lounge.
Can they do anything? No but they are cute. SOLD
Living fiberglass kitty lemmings from space… I think they're neat
...Caboose, is that you?
@@Victor-056who's caboose?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Micheal J Caboose from Red Vs Blue.
@Victor-056 i haven't seen r vs b or rwby.
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Fascinating.
Survival instincts of a damp towel. 😂
That one got me too! 😂
Dont let the New York DEC get near little Gashar!!!!! Justice for Peanut!
🐿 🐿🐿🐿🐿💯‼️
Justice for Franklin!! 🦝🦝
So they are basically fiberglass creatures? I can get around that for the cuteness overload.
If fren shaped, make fren
so true bestie
Id just like to say how much i appreciate not only the amount of content you all put out, but for also using actual humans for narrations, love the channel and appreciate you all
Always a good time with a Guardbro narration
My bro with the beard guarding me from boredom. Love this guy.
Trouble with Tribbles
Indeed and in that episode the klingons got a little "gift" beemed onboard in the end. 😅
tribbles with fiberglass fur.
To be fair, tribbles were pretty hardy and got into a lot of systems. Fyrox appear to be their derpy cousins.
Is it just me? Or do the Fyerox have way too serious sounding voices? I was expecting them to sound more cutesy, like babies.
Its a bit like Isle of Dogs
It's the narrator. The others would at least try to put on some sorta squeaky voice.
@@MartelSays ...You just made me picture that "Okay, it's worth it" scene from Isle Of dogs.
@@wesleyward5901 I thought it would be funnier if that had chad voices in their own heads.
That makes it funnier in my opinion
Okay. So now we have tribbles with spun fiberglass for fur. No thanks! I've worked with that shit before. Cost me a fortune in pantyhose. (For those who have never been around insulation, wadded up nylon pantyhose rubbed gently across the skin is the best way to rid yourself of the itchy shit.)
Found the Joxhu spy! /j
@@MartelSays😂😂😂😂
I never knew that, cool tip thanks!
last time i was this early, my wife left me
Oof.
Lol. For the algorithm.
Hope you benefitted from her departure.
WIFE... Will I Forfeit everything
Your comment reminds me of my honeymoon!
I bet that anything that eats them shreds their bowels though. 😂
We've agreed to your proposal, now, sign this NDA... and we'll tranq and bag you and then take you home. That seemed highly unnecessary, but w/e.
Fiberglass fur huh... do they make good insulation?
The departures from the script, were a good chuckle !
So everyone knows whats going to happen when we figure out what the Joxhu did these creatures right it will make exterminatus seem tame by comparison
My man narrating! He hasn't let me down yet.
Except he called the roman numeral for 6 (VI) V I. Much sadness for the human race.
@@MarkSmith-zg5hq I ONLY DID IT ONCE BRO
@@guardbrosfielddesk Yes, I did notice you corrected. Just worried you were really a good hologram of the AL LOL
@@MarkSmith-zg5hq AAAAAAAAAH-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yay, he knows the difference between sentient and sapient
Sooo, theyre extra furry space lemmings.
Their wool is fiberglass!
Knit the fibreglass wool into insulation 😂
Someone: What happened to your hands.?
Me: petting Fyrerox
Someone:👌👌👌👌👍🏼Cool..
Understandable, carry on 😂
The thumbnails be so damn adorable.
C'mon that's adorable. 0:37
Cuteness overload💙💙💙
So... these things are just Tribbles 2.0?
Found this within 50 seconds of its release lol
Aren't these little guys from Rachet and Clank 2? Or was it 3?
2 videos a day?? But I can neither read nor engage the algorithm with such regularity, that means that there will always be more to watch! Oh noes!!
very cute! crystalline fur tribbles! My husband bought me some plush tribbles . . . .
I had the idea for a cute alien species that a totalitarian empire uses as a form of reliving stress on a population. Typically, the brutality of the conditions on a world are often measured by how many these cute little aliens dwell among the citizens.
Damn bruh thats fucked up
Excellent oration and story thanks.
Its the creature the furby was modeled after 😂
furbies are creepy. fyerox are not
Holy sh*t, you're a real person! I always thought your voice was a sothern AI.
Howdy.
I feel attacked. They are my soul animal.
Sounds like they would make good insulation
They would probably crumble to a fine crystalline dust, like asbestos, and give us lung cancer.
Krak-Krak nooooo!
5th!! And thank you for the captions, they make it so much easier for me to keep up!!
Poor animals
I have a feeling that this guy used to read post with neckbeardia.
...used to?
Echidna :
They look like they're least 500 calories
LMFAO
I found it 34 minutes after posted
Fiberglass fur you say *Proceeds to put on work gloves*
You should do some voice acting
Space cats....
Spoiler
They are pretty much sapient and have conversations with each other?! But are still considered animals and pets?! And still so lacking in survival instincts?! Damn!😅
A most unfortunate creature indeed
Good voice,,,, I'm guessing NW Florida
Nyope.
Good stuff
Asbestos boys
0:36 VI-c.. It's 6-c..
And he pronounces the x in xeno.. Is he having an off day or something? His commentary is usually quite good.
Follow us, like us.
Wait, you're actually a person?
Instead of saying VI-c, you're allowed to say 6-c. Those are roman numerals.
Bro I said it every time everywhere else in the story, its like 7am don't bully me I'm tired lmao
At 3:38 you read Sol 3 (III) not I I I (eye eye eye).
Can you think about a Sam spade or Charly Chan tipe
Dude,why aren't you reading westerns?!
How about a space cowboy story at least
Rare early moment for me :p
Hold my beer
Second place!!!!
The Fireox has few good qualities. Other than looking cute. That's it!!! Get rid of them. Unless something drastic happens to cause a need for the Fireox?
I don't know?!?❤❤❤
👍
Video idea humans have the power to mind control every other species and what humans do with it or a Video Indepth in the human effects I'm calling it becomes i dont remember what it was called in the video it was mentioned in were frarin meet the elders and the other star citizens in her videos
I think Gaurdbro is going further into that, later. He's got a thing for "human magic" in his other stories.
W FIRST COMMENT
nope ur 5th on the grounds of i say so
I’m 4th
Very nice production. And good in general. Until the very end. - I agree with the final segment. 'And then we nuked them! - Really? That is lame.' - The ending is a disappointment.
I think you commented under the wrong video.
@@MartelSays indeed it is . I am so used that the video title and content has no relationship I didn't notice it.
Is it more relevant to point out that the first line of subtitle showed up about a minute before the beginning of the story, or that "VI" is pronounced "six" (you only got that wrong the first time you read it though)? Also the "x" in "xeno" is pronounced like a "z" not like "exeno" (you get this right a total of three times in the story, all during the last 10 mins) and "repose" is a very different word from "response" and you pronounced "analogous" like "analog us" instead of saying it correctly. And your writers still haven't learned that "laser" is an acronym, and no amount of American-ness is going to make "ztimulated" a word. You get bonus points for switching halfway through the story to calling the aliens "Firefox" though xD
i'm ztraight ztroking my zhit i'm ztimulating my zhit rn
VI-C - SIX C dammit, SIX. The fact there is a human reading this, brilliant. Screw AI. But shit bro... FFS.... *SIX*
Bro I only did it once shut up
I lime that its a human reading it not the AI voice software, buy the IV and V or III are numbers not letters.
I like the Miss Rimmiki classes but the Frairen story is boring
My brother in Christ this is neither.
You are a human not an AL. Roman numeral VI is 6! Not even 1 minute in or the roman numeral I and you forget how to read.