@@2Cats_ina_Trenchcoatso snap on is cheap? it’s been in the market for quite some time and still expensive as shit. it matters on the precision & quality of the tools. has nothing to do with how long it’s on the shelf. plus i think it’s like 160 dollars. pays for itself if you ask me 🤷🏼♂️
Adam and Eve our first parents got out from the garden of Eden into land that bore thorn and wild weed not because they ate fruit from a tree, but because of their choice of tree, their were two trees one tree of life and other tree of knowledge of good and evil. Same way in this world we have the choice, to choose way of life (Jesus Christ) or make choices based on own understanding and knowledge. What would you have done, if you were in garden of Eden eat a fruit and life forever or eat a tree and be condemned ?❤
Religious spam 😂 will you eat the apple of their book or from the tree of knowledge (science and proven history)that has overshadowed their book of multiple interpretations of translations.
@@HermeticChaosofficial The denominator has to change when your measurement changes and you have to keep these fractional conversions in your mind to have a proper understanding of the size. This is insane.
@@Hey-uj3ee it’s because you can’t easily divide by non 10 base numbers like 5/3 on a meter. Whereas you can easily divide the imperial units by 2, 3, 4, and 6.
@@attilaschannel5198is that where they teach you to make art that chicks like to constantly post on social media? Like a picture made out of a bunch of tiny pictures of drones that make up a picture of Barack Obama?
@@robertsaca3512 a lien is a backup form of payment if the borrower does not pay the loan back. So you may take out a $20,000 loan for a boat, but to assure the loan company they will get their money either way, they request a lien on your vehicle. And if you don't pay the loan company, they then get to take your vehicle. However, it usually only happens when it relates to bail bonds in the US
People are saying this is unnecessary or a waste of money. I believe the more efficient you are the more reasonable any price for tools are. This looks very efficient
“Have you got a tape measure?” “Just wait a few minutes, it’s on charge” _yes I know it still works as a normal tape measure, the point is a tape measure really doesn’t need lasers, buttons and screens. It just needs numbers_
You know what's really frustrating? The fact that we're using two different systems. Humans can't do anything the same way across the board. Someone always has to make it harder with a "better way".
@@DimeWyldeBilly well, no. Of course not. We're not all one massive conglomerate. We're a large collection of cultures tenuously agreeing to cooperate. We came to different conclusions on how to do things long before either of our times. And to recall history, it's partially the fault of british privateers destroying the ship that was carrying an example metric set to the US that we _don't_ use the system. Yeah, the british helped create their longest running joke.
Sometimes you need to if the rivets on the nose hook are too messed up and stretch out. Though you can always start measuring from 1 inch when you don't need the hook
Yep we "calibrate" the tape measures here every wednesday, basically just check to a machined piece of metal, the ones we have are 4 inches. You check to make sure that the ends are fine. 2 years with mine still perfect, the other guy who cheaped out was off a bit after 3 months. Also I rarely drop mine and take care of my stuff whether cheap or on the more expensive side!
@onecalloused had mine with NIST once, our job has a 1/16th tolerance, but when I have down time and make things for myself, i get things to a 1/32 or less. But generally for most regular things just a machined piece to check will do. Though for the most part, if you use the same exact tape for all the measurements from start to finish will work fine. But when I want something to fit perfectly at my house, i like making sure all of my tapes read the same haha
@@alexanderlab.6608your pool is 12 yards long, 10 feet wide and 50 inches deep, how many gallons of water do you need? 10m x 3m x 1.2m = 36m^3 = 36000 liter or 36 tonns or 36000 kg.
For people complaining about the price, you need to first determine if this tool will result in time savings. If your billable rate is $100 per hour, and this tool costs $250, then this would pay itself if you can reduce your labor hours by 2.5 hours. If it saves that amount of time, or more, then this investment makes financial sense. If not, then dont buy it. The analysis is very simple, so think about how this would improve your specific job.
Also the tool will last more than one job. So if you can save on labor costs but still charge the same flat fee, even over 10 jobs as long as you got the time savings then you are making money with the tool.
It would take this tape 5 years to make a 2.5hr labor reduction. I can buy 3 more tape measures for the price of a replacement blade for this unnecessary tool. No real contractor would ever have this on their belt
When you go from the dope game to construction and think, "I wish I could tare my tape measure like I used to do the scale" you somehow end up with one of these. 😂
Gotta launder this money efficiently. They don't question it if you say you bought a $200 dollar tool for a specific job. Dont even got to keep it and if they ask why you bought 2 just say the new one is an upgrade.
No use in knowing how many grams in an ounce in construction. But it's funny that the drug game is the only place that imperial and metric systems intermingle so much. Lifehack: If anyone answers how many grams in an 1/8th of an ounce without looking at their phone is not as innocent as you think.
Nah, spent my life in construction since I was a young one, in multiple trades, there are some trades/niches that this will save a surprising amount of time and energy. Granted, in almost any trade this would be a niche tool likely only useful at scale, but when a tool will save time, you should have it... labor is insanely expensive.
So when all the dudes are writing down their measurements, his numbers are all locked in and sent to his phone probably. Yet, that's something to clown on. 😆😆
Yall mad at the op for stating a simple fact of trade life😂. Yall clearly dont work in the trades. This is a novelty tool at best. You pull out to play with from time to time, but otherwise it's fuckn useless on a real jobsite. Talking about bottom lines and shit, eh? What practical use is there for a gadget that costs a few hundred bucks, requires batteries or charging, fragile asf for sure, but you'll need it frequently throughout the project. Standard milwaukee tape, a speed square, and a pencil will never let ya down and as long as you're not an idiot, they'll be just as quick and precise🤷🏽♂️
@@CMB-zt9iuI swear. Everybody being so ignorant about this thing. It's literally like any other American tape measure with extra functionality. Yes that includes metric readings for those that didn't actually watch the video and jumped straight to the comments to hate. Glad to see one rational soul before I go to the next short lol
I wanted this 25 years ago. I also want my chop and table saws to give me a digital reading when I put materials against the fence. Accurately very accurately.
You really want a multi axis cnc with auto tool change features so you could just place material zero it to the machine and press print and have a quick and easy way to not have to build a 3d cad model of every thing but just punch in a raw piece you can scan the dimensions of and set the material type that has tons of quick setup profiles in a few seconds so you can have 1 tool to do everything from cutting dimensional lumber to shaping engine blocks from raw aluminum blocks. Only cost you 50 million or so.
@@invictusbp1prop143 I would like a readout screen with sensors on both sides of the blade on slide outs that read the ends and the blade at the same time or both ends at the same time. I will probably have to design it myself.
Super easy to use with all the buttons and functions… Also, that is not to mention the super easy to understand imperial measuring system that is used. Who needs decimals when you can have precision fractions. I don’t know how we have managed with such rudimentary tools and metric measurements for so long.
The digital part of the tape does either imperial or metric measurements, regardless of the blade installed. You can also get all metric or split blades.
@DaCouchWarrior how does that make things any easier? Where in my bags am I gonna carry that huge thing? More worried about breaking the damn thing than I am about working. It's cool if you work in a shop, but on an actual blow and go jobsite, it's not practical.
I didn’t think of that being a potential problem for people that don’t keep an ion stuff like that or is it like a removable battery? Do you charge it like a USB and you can buy an extra one to throw in the toolbox. I need answers because I don’t have money to spend on electric tape measure.
Only $200 on Amazon. It's so worth it. Everything you can do just to save a couple minutes on the math of things or just quick cut measurements. This is a must if you have to measure constantly like some of us.
@@MrMeasaftwnot sure at all Here there is no way to know if you got an angle and overestimated . With the laser you just sligly angle it back and forth to get the lowest and best measurement
@@TheFlop25 let's make one thing clear. I probably will just use a regular tape measure anyways. I know I will cut on the wrong side of the line anyways. Not a construction worker. Just a tinkerer with an opinion 🤷
@@Fulgream На стройках мало чего меряют, от того нигде не найти ровной стены или прямого угла. Ну а если и меряют, потому что не влезает, то лазерным дальномером. Просто, быстро, и не надо ползать по загаженному полу.
Because they are jealous and bullies? I don't get why you would get punched for having a tape measure with added functionality but still can be used as a normal tape measure as well. Why would it affect them of what type of tool you choose to use? I'm not a carpenter so please help me understand.
I would expect it.. This is the most ridiculous tool I have ever seen. What functionality does it serve that a simple tape measure doesn't have? If anything it makes a simple task take longer in the professional field. This is a homeowner special for the Sunday diy'ers who can't read a tape.
@@jamesjustjamesclgames6574no need for metric in the US on the jobsite... And no need for inches and feet anywhere else. In the rare instance I need to convert a number, a quick Google search does the trick. There is nothing easier about this tool. It's pointless in a real in the field scenario.
Pro tip for anyone wanting to convert standard to metric and vice versa: For standard to metric: take you’re standard number and multiply by 25.4. (Example: 1.1811x25.4=30mm For metric to standard: take you’re metric number and divide by 25.4. (Example: 30mm\25.5=1.1811”. 25.4 mm is 1 inch.
Worked in Indonesia on a US 70's built ship. Everything was Imperial....all equipment.....all tools. Drove the locals nuts. I never realized in metric countries they don't even teach factions; there's just no need. Made me kinda jealous.
As someone who frequently uses both imperial and metric in the USA, because this country frequently uses both, seeing Europeans complain about imperial just convinces me at this point they can't do math. Fractions are extremely easy to understand; as easy as decimals. It's a partial value of a value. Gon' damn. I actually like using both systems because sometimes the way numbers round out can be more convenient in one system compared to the other, depending on the job.
I mean. It is kinda dope. I believe it can switch between the measurement systems we use as well. I found a used one for 45$ on FB marketplace. My Milwaukee tape measure was like 30$ brand new.
This exact thing happened to me last week. Went to the store for another packout box (nobody goes to the store for a tape measure) and saw THIS on the shelf. So it turns out, if you're somehow more expensive than something Stabila makes, I'm probably going with the Stabila. Now I have nine tape measures but one of them is extra sexy. If you're so serious that you need this, you probably have a guy at a saw outside you are just shouting numbers at and you don't need this because it's not also making cuts for you and you're not saving any money on labor. If you're anybody else, you don't need this.
"Let me borrow your tape measure"
"Lol. No."
🤣 “WHY”
"I forgot to charge mine"
Facts
Ha!😂
That's a "Heellllll nah
How expensive do you want your tool to be?
YES!
It's only expensive until it's the norm. That's progress.
Yes
It is expensive for a tape measure, but it's not too outrageous. $150 I believe
@@2Cats_ina_Trenchcoatso snap on is cheap? it’s been in the market for quite some time and still expensive as shit. it matters on the precision & quality of the tools. has nothing to do with how long it’s on the shelf. plus i think it’s like 160 dollars. pays for itself if you ask me 🤷🏼♂️
@gesselseaman how much is this?
"Can't we try your new tape measure?"
"I haven't finished the course yet."
😂👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
You gotta pass a closed book test just to use it
precalc is an amazing tool.
"Do you have wifi? My tape needs to download an update."
Adam and Eve our first parents got out from the garden of Eden into land that bore thorn and wild weed not because they ate fruit from a tree, but because of their choice of tree, their were two trees one tree of life and other tree of knowledge of good and evil. Same way in this world we have the choice, to choose way of life (Jesus Christ) or make choices based on own understanding and knowledge.
What would you have done, if you were in garden of Eden eat a fruit and life forever or eat a tree and be condemned ?❤
Religious spam 😂 will you eat the apple of their book or from the tree of knowledge (science and proven history)that has overshadowed their book of multiple interpretations of translations.
it wouldn’t need any updates like your videos games and computer shit. it’s got one major function program and it’s to measure shit.
Gosh, 11/16ths, that makes total sense, the imperial system is so consistent and easy to work with
I'd rather work in metres
Sike
😂😂 👍
@@snapped4433 It was a joke lol
It is easy.
@@HermeticChaosofficial The denominator has to change when your measurement changes and you have to keep these fractional conversions in your mind to have a proper understanding of the size. This is insane.
Bring on the Grandpa stories. In my day we had to tape measure by hand. In the snow. Uphill both ways.
Barefoot... and without lunch....
The question is can you read a tape measure long as you can there's no problem the problem is if you never learn and depend on it then it breaks
@DragonJax29 not really a grandpa story 🙄....
Actually, grandpa uses a folding wood ruler! (And I still have, and use, one!)
On 1 foot!
“Hey man can I borrow your tape measure?”
“You got insurance?”
I was expecting $100… it’s $260😭😭
@@progenlockyeah I ain’t buying no tape measure over 80$ I will buy a normal one some duct tape and a carpenter pencil
Oh yeah 37 and 11 / 16ths. Trips off the tongue. How the hell do you ever build anything.
I need collateral. Where's your truck, house key, and wife?
Fuck I love the metric system
Ewww
Until you have to fit 3 equal size windows in a 5 meter gap.
@@scottjohnson926 Sorry but why would it be difficult?
I didn't, until I found out that a standard tape measure is another type of meter.
@@Hey-uj3ee it’s because you can’t easily divide by non 10 base numbers like 5/3 on a meter. Whereas you can easily divide the imperial units by 2, 3, 4, and 6.
I never thought id need an instruction manual on how to use a tape measure
Instruction manual? Try collage course
@@attilaschannel5198is that where they teach you to make art that chicks like to constantly post on social media? Like a picture made out of a bunch of tiny pictures of drones that make up a picture of Barack Obama?
@@GhostofKyiv420 just with that name it’s obvious you are a kid and never been to college
I know a few people who need an instruction manual to use a regular tape measure
yeah
$250 at Amazon? I think I will stick with my normal tape measure
But math hard 🤤
😜🤣
Will you drop the amazon link?
The one I found on Amazon is not like this 1 I did not find this specific 1 on Amazon anywhere.
One sec
Especially considering I go through a tape a year.
"Can I borrow your tape measure?"
"Yeah, let me put a lien on your house first"
What's, and bear with me, I'm not American, a lien?
@@robertsaca3512 collateral against debt
@@robertsaca3512 a lien is a backup form of payment if the borrower does not pay the loan back. So you may take out a $20,000 loan for a boat, but to assure the loan company they will get their money either way, they request a lien on your vehicle. And if you don't pay the loan company, they then get to take your vehicle. However, it usually only happens when it relates to bail bonds in the US
@@robertsaca3512 If the tape breaks the guy takes his house to cover for it, thats the joke.
@@robertsaca3512I'm American and don't even know what they meant by lein😅
People are saying this is unnecessary or a waste of money. I believe the more efficient you are the more reasonable any price for tools are. This looks very efficient
it's completely redundant
“Have you got a tape measure?”
“Just wait a few minutes, it’s on charge”
_yes I know it still works as a normal tape measure, the point is a tape measure really doesn’t need lasers, buttons and screens. It just needs numbers_
Dead ass💀
It still has the measurements on the tape itself
i.. wanted to request of my
Not for you I don't 😢😢
Sounds like a personal problem.
Also, it still has markings on the tape....
“Hey go measure that for me.”
“Can’t, tape measures dead.”
I get it's a joke, but are you really too stupid to see it literally works as a regular tape measure as well.....
@kevinboy562 Poor people excuses
@kevinboy562poor people response
Exactly or hold on I gotta put a charge on it
Why the tape measures the dead, and what's wrong with measuring the living?
Seeing the fractions change makes me so glad to be on metric
You really don't think about it if you've used it your whole life. It's like any other concept: you just do it because you've learned it.
Well normally you wouldn’t pull 1/16 it normally be like quarters and if you do pull a 1/16ths then it’s not that bad or you job just get fucked 😂
You know what's really frustrating? The fact that we're using two different systems. Humans can't do anything the same way across the board. Someone always has to make it harder with a "better way".
@@DimeWyldeBilly well, no. Of course not. We're not all one massive conglomerate. We're a large collection of cultures tenuously agreeing to cooperate. We came to different conclusions on how to do things long before either of our times. And to recall history, it's partially the fault of british privateers destroying the ship that was carrying an example metric set to the US that we _don't_ use the system. Yeah, the british helped create their longest running joke.
@@_AlpineButterfly_work smarter not harder
Never thought a tape measure would be calling me poor 😂
“Remember kids, you can’t have a digital tape until you can read the analog tape like a pro!”
Reading the normal one is child play at this point you need a programming course to use that one 😂
How is this not the most liked comment???
If you can read a tape, you don't need this piece of shit
Imagine getting your fucking tape measure recalibrated
Sometimes you need to if the rivets on the nose hook are too messed up and stretch out. Though you can always start measuring from 1 inch when you don't need the hook
Yep we "calibrate" the tape measures here every wednesday, basically just check to a machined piece of metal, the ones we have are 4 inches. You check to make sure that the ends are fine. 2 years with mine still perfect, the other guy who cheaped out was off a bit after 3 months. Also I rarely drop mine and take care of my stuff whether cheap or on the more expensive side!
Getting a NIST traceable Stanley FatMax took like 2 months at my last job. Can it be calibrated? Sure. Should it be?
@onecalloused had mine with NIST once, our job has a 1/16th tolerance, but when I have down time and make things for myself, i get things to a 1/32 or less. But generally for most regular things just a machined piece to check will do. Though for the most part, if you use the same exact tape for all the measurements from start to finish will work fine. But when I want something to fit perfectly at my house, i like making sure all of my tapes read the same haha
They have a 1,2,3 block for machining. With that you can calibrate any tool. If the hook on your tape is bent, burn an inch.
957mm in the rest of the world😂
Which is so much easier to count to right? Lol
@@alexanderlab.6608your pool is 12 yards long, 10 feet wide and 50 inches deep, how many gallons of water do you need?
10m x 3m x 1.2m = 36m^3 = 36000 liter or 36 tonns or 36000 kg.
Who counts a measurement? Are you okay? And yes its easier to work with the metric system. Its not even a debate.
For those who failed fractions it is
@@Cope_93Dispite what you said. It is kinda debatable. I'd say they are pretty equal.
Not only is this measuring tape accurate but extremely efficient.
For people complaining about the price, you need to first determine if this tool will result in time savings. If your billable rate is $100 per hour, and this tool costs $250, then this would pay itself if you can reduce your labor hours by 2.5 hours. If it saves that amount of time, or more, then this investment makes financial sense. If not, then dont buy it. The analysis is very simple, so think about how this would improve your specific job.
Also the tool will last more than one job. So if you can save on labor costs but still charge the same flat fee, even over 10 jobs as long as you got the time savings then you are making money with the tool.
Thank you. Someone else here who understands. When using something to make money, you have to weigh the cost benefit.
Well all of you that agree have never in your life worked on a real job site for more than a day.
Just so you know there will never be a time savings the second the fool had to menu dive I would have been done measuring.
It would take this tape 5 years to make a 2.5hr labor reduction. I can buy 3 more tape measures for the price of a replacement blade for this unnecessary tool. No real contractor would ever have this on their belt
When you go from the dope game to construction and think, "I wish I could tare my tape measure like I used to do the scale" you somehow end up with one of these. 😂
Gotta launder this money efficiently.
They don't question it if you say you bought a $200 dollar tool for a specific job.
Dont even got to keep it and if they ask why you bought 2 just say the new one is an upgrade.
Unlikely to hear a triple beam tape measure in a rap song though
No use in knowing how many grams in an ounce in construction. But it's funny that the drug game is the only place that imperial and metric systems intermingle so much.
Lifehack: If anyone answers how many grams in an 1/8th of an ounce without looking at their phone is not as innocent as you think.
@@invictusbp1prop143 that's the fucking truth 🤣🤣🤣
"Can I borrow your tape measure?"
"Well.. first I'm going to need a background check and a credit check, and then a down payment..." 😂
Perfect tool for anyone other than actual construction workers, good job 😊
Nah, spent my life in construction since I was a young one, in multiple trades, there are some trades/niches that this will save a surprising amount of time and energy. Granted, in almost any trade this would be a niche tool likely only useful at scale, but when a tool will save time, you should have it... labor is insanely expensive.
If you show up to a job site with that measuring tape you're getting clowned on
Why because he’s doing something that will make his job easier?
Efficiency goes a long way to improve the bottom line.
So when all the dudes are writing down their measurements, his numbers are all locked in and sent to his phone probably. Yet, that's something to clown on. 😆😆
everyone here upset about the original comment. when it's literally the truth
Yall mad at the op for stating a simple fact of trade life😂. Yall clearly dont work in the trades. This is a novelty tool at best. You pull out to play with from time to time, but otherwise it's fuckn useless on a real jobsite. Talking about bottom lines and shit, eh? What practical use is there for a gadget that costs a few hundred bucks, requires batteries or charging, fragile asf for sure, but you'll need it frequently throughout the project. Standard milwaukee tape, a speed square, and a pencil will never let ya down and as long as you're not an idiot, they'll be just as quick and precise🤷🏽♂️
Really cool but forgetting to charge your tape measure the night before could be detrimental on a job site.
Yeah, because he doesn't have 12 regular tape measures in his work truck.
How could it? It’s also a normal tape measure with measurements printed on it. It would be very easy to use, charged or not…
@@CMB-zt9iuI swear. Everybody being so ignorant about this thing. It's literally like any other American tape measure with extra functionality. Yes that includes metric readings for those that didn't actually watch the video and jumped straight to the comments to hate.
Glad to see one rational soul before I go to the next short lol
Still have the common measurements on the tape
Not really cause it would still measure lmao
I would never figure out what all the buttons do before I lost it and started accusing innocent people of stealing it!!😂😂😂😂
😂
Always labeled your names on it
Once you do that, magically appear next to you
@@ateamportablewelding that's typically how it goes.
This is exactly me too 😂
I just shared this with myself so I know what I can get myself for my birthday
I wanted this 25 years ago. I also want my chop and table saws to give me a digital reading when I put materials against the fence. Accurately very accurately.
They have a fence that does that for mitre saws . I'm sure it works on a chop saw too. Idk bout a table tho...
You really want a multi axis cnc with auto tool change features so you could just place material zero it to the machine and press print and have a quick and easy way to not have to build a 3d cad model of every thing but just punch in a raw piece you can scan the dimensions of and set the material type that has tons of quick setup profiles in a few seconds so you can have 1 tool to do everything from cutting dimensional lumber to shaping engine blocks from raw aluminum blocks. Only cost you 50 million or so.
@@NeverSuspects I will have it in my shop in a few years.
@@invictusbp1prop143 I would like a readout screen with sensors on both sides of the blade on slide outs that read the ends and the blade at the same time or both ends at the same time. I will probably have to design it myself.
@@invictusbp1prop143A chop saw is a miter saw
Super easy to use with all the buttons and functions…
Also, that is not to mention the super easy to understand imperial measuring system that is used. Who needs decimals when you can have precision fractions.
I don’t know how we have managed with such rudimentary tools and metric measurements for so long.
Metric would be nice but we aren't there yet... That technology is hundreds of years away... and ago 😂
We got the imperial system from Britain, but thanks to pirates. We stayed while everyone else change the metric
When you remember time is also measured in dozens
@@acejackbutler why must you curse me with this knowledge???😂😭😭🤣
The digital part of the tape does either imperial or metric measurements, regardless of the blade installed. You can also get all metric or split blades.
"You ready to work?"
"Hold on, gotta charge my toolset"
You mean like every cordless power tool?
By far the funniest comment
NOT GOING LIE I'M MAD THAT'S SOME FIRE
$#!+ I NEED DAT!!!
Seems like it would not last long on a construction site
😢🎉
"Hey can I use that real quick?"
**gets decked in the teeth **
And that's how you keep your million dollar tape measure.
Um maybe take care of your tools? Coming from a union welder
Slowass union worker@@ericlakemaker9910
@@ericlakemaker9910the cooler it looks the more effort people do to steal it and if it’s fk expensive they won’t even try to hide it.
As a framer my boss would kick me off the jobsite if i ever used one of those
Get yourself a new boss then
@@lakersworld2125 yea. If your boss would not let you use tools that make your work easier and better done, its a bad boss.
@@DaCouchWarrior, you and lakeworld are idiots
Why
@DaCouchWarrior how does that make things any easier? Where in my bags am I gonna carry that huge thing? More worried about breaking the damn thing than I am about working. It's cool if you work in a shop, but on an actual blow and go jobsite, it's not practical.
I'd rather not be afraid of throwing my tape at the apprentice
Im sure the apprentice wouldn't mind you thinkin twice
Nah this thing is built solid, probably 2x as heavy as a normal one, throw the tape measure at the apprentice
Excuse me
I need to cry now. As I've never seen something more helpful.
This device is very cool and practical❤❤❤
What i have learned from this video, is how glad i am we have the metric system
It's all in what you're used to and what you grew up with. We prefer Imperial because it's what we know.
Puss puss
We think imperial is better cause we grew up with it
@@XxKingJTuckxX yes cause American have 12 fingers. No shit
You gonna pay for an entire country to switch measurement systems, cause I definitely ain’t.
My helper needs one of these. Yes he can't read a tape to save his life, as for me cut once cut twice then blame it on the helper,😂😂😂
@favidjenden3612 Sound like soon to be daddy in-law, I agree but at 8 dollars a hour. Is hard to beat plus he's going to learn my way, but thanks 😊
Sounds like you’d be a horrible shitty boss!
I have a philosophy a bad craftsman blames his tools a good craftsman blames his helper.😂
@@deanlester6261i dont think u can legally pay 8hr anymore dawg
@@deanlester6261 8 dollars an hour? Doing what? I'm an HVAC helper and I make 18 dollars an hour, and it's not my only job lmao
Dude that is one amazing tapemeasure.
“How expensive are your tools?”
“Uh huh”
Very useful precision measuring tape.
For people who have an IQ of
Like this if you wish you were a girl and drake text you
Bosses reply: and you never heard of a charging battery pack?
I didn’t think of that being a potential problem for people that don’t keep an ion stuff like that or is it like a removable battery? Do you charge it like a USB and you can buy an extra one to throw in the toolbox. I need answers because I don’t have money to spend on electric tape measure.
Why not just read the tape if that happens
@@teawitkrispy7275oh yeah 😂😂😂😂
were*
There so cool it would be so much easier then a normal tape
John Wick’s measuring tape be like:
Wow , we appreciate this new creation
I'm getting one of those for Father's day!
Poor of your dad.. thats not necessary give him an other tool. Cordless
@@Jay.O216this is a cordless tool
@@Jay.O216it’s also entirely possible he was talking about himself, being bought one by his kid. who knows?
Pretty dang slick😮
Dad spent $500 on a blazer level that maps out a whole room. I thought it was useless till we just demoed and installed new cabinets all spot on lol
This looks like a 60-80 tool they jacking their clients with 2 hundred some
Can wait to buy amazons for 100$
How Mach pir ?
200 something, actually
Only $200 on Amazon. It's so worth it. Everything you can do just to save a couple minutes on the math of things or just quick cut measurements. This is a must if you have to measure constantly like some of us.
That was quite a bit more work than just using a laser distance measuring tool.
Also a lot more accurate
@@MrMeasaftwnot sure at all Here there is no way to know if you got an angle and overestimated . With the laser you just sligly angle it back and forth to get the lowest and best measurement
@@TheFlop25 let's make one thing clear. I probably will just use a regular tape measure anyways. I know I will cut on the wrong side of the line anyways.
Not a construction worker. Just a tinkerer with an opinion 🤷
sooo.... about 37 caterpillars and 11/16th of a peanut
Now we can finally decipher the large sequential numbers on the tape measure.
Awesome tool damn that thing is stacked with features
in the full sun shine this laser will be invisible
Wow guess everyone should throw away their laser levels bc they won’t work in the sun lol
Can't even buy this piece of junk, so why do I keep getting ads for fake tools
Cuz TH-cam's algorithm is terrible, Tiktok's is way better
It is real lmao
Точность такая же как у обычной рулетки, но зато какая поразительная стоимость.
На стройке с тысячами измерений рулеткой это может экономить много времени и разгрузит глаза
@@Fulgream На стройках мало чего меряют, от того нигде не найти ровной стены или прямого угла. Ну а если и меряют, потому что не влезает, то лазерным дальномером. Просто, быстро, и не надо ползать по загаженному полу.
As am American im very happy to say the metric system is the shit and we need to jump over soon thank you
A lot of Americans live in Europe. Go there, and be satisfied.
Inspectors favorite tool, on par with thermal imaging the whole house 😂😂
If I showed up to the jobsite with that thing... The other carpenters would justifiably punch me in the face 😮
Because they are jealous and bullies? I don't get why you would get punched for having a tape measure with added functionality but still can be used as a normal tape measure as well. Why would it affect them of what type of tool you choose to use? I'm not a carpenter so please help me understand.
I would expect it.. This is the most ridiculous tool I have ever seen. What functionality does it serve that a simple tape measure doesn't have? If anything it makes a simple task take longer in the professional field. This is a homeowner special for the Sunday diy'ers who can't read a tape.
@@ScottyLiardiit can tear the measurement it can quickly change from imperial to metric its just easier
If they punch you in the face thats a free lawsuit 🤑
@@jamesjustjamesclgames6574no need for metric in the US on the jobsite... And no need for inches and feet anywhere else. In the rare instance I need to convert a number, a quick Google search does the trick. There is nothing easier about this tool. It's pointless in a real in the field scenario.
Pro tip for anyone wanting to convert standard to metric and vice versa:
For standard to metric: take you’re standard number and multiply by 25.4. (Example: 1.1811x25.4=30mm
For metric to standard: take you’re metric number and divide by 25.4. (Example: 30mm\25.5=1.1811”.
25.4 mm is 1 inch.
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매뉴를 mm로 바꾼다😅
Solutions for problems that almost don't exist, love it I want one
Worked in Indonesia on a US 70's built ship. Everything was Imperial....all equipment.....all tools. Drove the locals nuts. I never realized in metric countries they don't even teach factions; there's just no need. Made me kinda jealous.
Wait? They don't even teach fractions for other reasons? Everything is in decimal form?
@@wolfmanhccyea, I’ve heard this too and it’s just crazy to me
@@SleepCove I doubt that. You mongs cry over imperial and fractions every chance you get
How many times can you drop it before it's done ❓
Treat your tools well and they will treat you the same. Don't get into a situation before you will drop it lol.
@@sahilsquadron2286lmao it’s inevitable if you’re actually using tools every day
@@sahilsquadron2286 haha that’s funny. Just leave them at the store.
I want to buy
Depends on whether or not it's made in China
$259.00 😂😂
Pune și gresie ?
Upon further inspection lol i could see how this could be very useful especially for layouts
Temu $20
Prise and address
Believe it or not construction workers are actually good at math
When your tape measure requires yearly calibrations😂
Imagine how much neater that number would look in metric...
As someone who frequently uses both imperial and metric in the USA, because this country frequently uses both, seeing Europeans complain about imperial just convinces me at this point they can't do math. Fractions are extremely easy to understand; as easy as decimals. It's a partial value of a value. Gon' damn. I actually like using both systems because sometimes the way numbers round out can be more convenient in one system compared to the other, depending on the job.
This is the definition of a solution looking for a problem!
The tape measure that’s smarter then most contractors
I mean. It is kinda dope.
I believe it can switch between the measurement systems we use as well.
I found a used one for 45$ on FB marketplace.
My Milwaukee tape measure was like 30$ brand new.
“Call the tape measure man”
“Sorry I haven’t unlocked premium tape measure yet”
😂😂😂
I rather use my 25 dollar Stanley tape and buy me some 🍺 and 🥩 and have a
Now imagine if they actually used a regular tape measure to atleast show how accurate it is
That's pretty cool! I hope the laser has replacement lens covers or something so a scratch doesnt defeat the rest of the tool.
Looks so cool. I think I'll buy it.
That sure is a fancy measuring device you got there.
This one here, is a tool every man need
“Make me the most ridiculous tool please!!”
Ok hold my beer!
This the type of tools used to build the pyramids 😂😂i fucken love it
Wow looks cool nowadays many new invention for easy and flexible tools are invented.time and work will reduce i think .❤
"We have reached the top 30th floor, Uff, Can you lend me your tape measure"
"Sorry it's switched off, out of charge"
When will you experience the full beauty of the metric system? 11/16
I like it. People will try to hate in anything
This exact thing happened to me last week. Went to the store for another packout box (nobody goes to the store for a tape measure) and saw THIS on the shelf.
So it turns out, if you're somehow more expensive than something Stabila makes, I'm probably going with the Stabila. Now I have nine tape measures but one of them is extra sexy.
If you're so serious that you need this, you probably have a guy at a saw outside you are just shouting numbers at and you don't need this because it's not also making cuts for you and you're not saving any money on labor. If you're anybody else, you don't need this.
Omg i need this for work lmaoooooo and i bet my boss would be happy to have one of these😂
Laser in daylight be like:
aight dawg, Im out
Back in my day we had to read a tape in the 150° heat, bare foot in the snow, up hill both ways!
I need one of these in my life.
I swear with all this tech houses in the future better be build in a week
Good lord dio i love the metric system
That feels more like a toy than an actual tool
So many new cool tools out on the market!