Sweden Is Crazy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
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turned a 12 minute video into a 38 minute one the slop is truly boundless
Horrendous
Bullerby syndrome (German: Bullerbü-Syndrom) is a term referring to an idealization of Sweden, which may occur in German-speaking Europe. It consists of a stereotypical image of Sweden, usually with positive associations, including wooden houses, clear lakes, green forests, elk, people with blond hair, happy people, and midsummer sunshine.
No one help pyro he deserves it 🙏😭
as a swede, that's just how Sweden actually is tho lmao
It's not a syndrome, it's how things are.
Thats kinda accurate, DURING SUMMER other seasons, not so many happy people
i am fine with that.
im convinced that the Swedish government is paying pyro's bills at this point....
no sweden is best country
@@Denriktigafiluren cap.
@@Denriktigafilurenas a Swede, that's cope
@@smarre12norweigan in disguise
@@Denriktigafiluren hell nah, fuck Sweden
place, sweden
Pyro's a Swedeaboo
Seriously, we need an actual Pyro and Geopold collab NOW! With special guest wowmao.
Or gattsu
mao is busy making meta-brainrot
The clip farming is crazy
I'm Swedish, and I don't understand this hard-on for Sweden. Politicians are destroying our country.
Yup. And both blocs are just as quilty of selling out the nation.
Såväl sossar som borgare har förråt oss allihop.
Självtjänande, korrupta politiker som har bedragit det svenska folket, hela högen.
Bara det att både röda som blåa monterar ner och säljer ut välfärden och vården är bevis och synd nog att fördöma dom alla.
because people usually don’t think about politics when they think of a country, they think of the nature and culture
@@wows2049 That is actually part of that issue though, what he's describing. We've literally had politicians saying that Swedes and Sweden has no culture.
"What do we even have? Midsummer's Eve and other such silly things."
"The old Sweden was only Barbarism, all the rest of it came from abroad."
I'm not going to go on a huge tear about this, but I think those direct quotes from elected politicians speaking of the nation whose people they are supposed to represent speaks for themselves. Not only are they untrue as they are divorced from historical fact, they are also massively harmful both for native Swedes and those attempting to join our nation from outside.
@@Zabiru- how does this relate to my comment?
@@wows2049 Mostly it explains why the OP has a good point. I might not 100% agree with it but there's truth in it. Also some people most definitely think about the politics, the United States for instance? China? Russia?
Fika isn’t actually having coffee with something sweet, it’s pastries with something else to drink. Fika is defined by the pastry, so when you say “let’s get Fika” you mean that you want a pastry and maybe something to drink. However when you say “let’s get coffee” you mean that you want to drink coffee, maybe with some chocolate, fudge or caramel. So yeah, Fika is defined by a pastry, getting a coffee is defined by the coffee.
10:15 pyro you don't have to deal with being completely separated from the sun 6 months straight, we do
also clearly has never had to wake up at 6am and then spend 10 minutes scraping and defrosting and pushing the 20cm of snow off your car in the pitch black darkness while the cold wind whips at your face
@@obletionbubbletion8130 After sliding down the stairs on the way out of course
You are talking about Pyro. Dude doesn't touch grass let alone feel sun so he doesn't mind.
Vårdagjämningen har kommit. Det är så slut.
Fika is something you do.
Coffee is something you drink.
It's not "wanna have a fika" but rather " wanna fika?"
Editor please put his fursona wojack reaction image to place: sweden😭🙏🔥
pyrocynical trying to not get side tracked during a reaction challenge (impossible)
“Fika” is “Sotarspråk” (chimney sweeper language) for coffe, it’s just “kaffe” (coffee) but reordered, “fe” changed placement with “ka” and so “Feka” but it sounds better to say “Fika”.
Knoparmoj
"Surströmming is not that bad"
Immediate sub.
i hate the swedish language, here in finland its mandatory to learn
Senapi!
You guys have the most silly sounding language on earth, it's worse than indian
Pyro, the only dude to stretch a minute into 7 minutes of content
Fell off, Sweden:
only MY slop streamer can manage to make a 13 minute video into a 39 minute one
Fika is a cultural thing. It's a moment to relax, step back from work, talk to friends or colleagues over a cup of coffee, tea, or saft with some sweet treats like biscuits or pastries. More countries should implement our fika culture tbh
Also tax isn't 40%, it's 0% up to like 18k SEK, then ~32% from 18-55k SEK, then 50% on everything over 55k.
Pyrocynical laughs like tucker carlson and looks like american football with that haircut
as a swedish person i can confirm that we are all insane.
Bros Glazing holy
2 views in 30 seconds? the downfall needs to be studied
Why we say fika instead of coffee:
Vill du gå och ta en kaffe? (Do you want to go have a coffee?) or Vill du ta en kaffe? (Do you want a coffee?)
Vill du fika? (Do you want to fika?)
It's shorter. Laziness wins out. Why use a noun and a verb when we can just turn the noun into a verb? It's amazing. Also, the word fika comes from coffee, so there's that. We took our loanword and its spelling for coffee from Turkish where I believe we first encountered it. And fika is simple kafi flipped. Kafi -> ka fi -> fi ka
In the immortal words of Todd Howard: it just works.
British boy gets surprised by the weakest slavic alcoholic beverage
please just say blade and not bladie for the love of god 😭😭😭
there's 2 e's I'll die on this hill
"you can say bladey too!" (it's pronounced blade though and no one can change my mind)
6:29 Bro I heard "I met Varg" and I was very confused until he elaborated lmao. Especially since he was talking about music just before (although now that I think about it the infamous Varg lives in France I think)
I actually once was served rotten fish on a salted cracker before by a contact I knew who was a trained cook who told me it was just a little hors d'oevre. so I assumed it had to be good. he never told me however it was actually rotten... however I still don't know to this day if he actually served me Surströmming or just a random type of expired fish.
Either way, seriously DO NOT eat this if you're not a seasoned culinary arts connoisseur... this stuff will make you throw up. I didn't but I probably would've if that taste stuck around 5 seconds longer.
3:27 the way he said sza is criminal
oil up
😘
The sponsor for the Darkwood video is Rockstar Games and Take-Two because it's coming as a program for GTA 6. All jokes aside, if I ever go to Sweden one day, something tells me I'll never leave.
19:42 and the finns didnt try to conquer all of the nordics
What people dont explain about Fika when talking about it is that it is a MANDATORY! You cannot NOT have Fika, so no its not like "Hey wanna grab a coffe". It is part of the daily work rutine and sometimes if ur feeling cheeky you have two fikas in one day :O
2:39 as a swede, it definitely isn’t. is it as often as it’s made out to be? definitely not. but it’s still very much something we do, often pretty regularly.
it isn’t just coffee, it’s getting something to drink (tea, saft, juice, water, whatever you want) and a pastry, often with another person. if i want to invite a friend out for coffee, i say “let’s grab a coffee”, not “let’s have a fika” because they’re two similar yet slightly different things. it’s difficult to fully explain it in a way that may make sense, but the two are different,
This was a Place, Sweden missed opportunity in the thumbnail
We need another collab with Uncle Jotles
The scandinavian winters are always the best :)
“Fiker” 💀
0:03 Lofoten Norway
the snow is nice and cozy for a week but 4 months in of darkness is not fun
29:00 Can comfirm as a kiwi, I can LITERALLY hear Americans from a mile away, they are very loud and proud... when I lived in the city I used to ease drop on american tourist speaking because I could basically hear them across the room, always commenting on how good our coffee is... Makes me proud! New Zealand is a nation of coffee maniacs, we drink coffee like the UK drinks tea
Changing thumbnail and title more times than the shotgun roulette video is wild bro 💀
Du borde göra en ”Jag åkte till sverige” stream där du rollspelar som Simon Henriksson
Han kommer bli rånad av somalier med Gucci och armani
pyro come to malmö truly a cultural experience
lmfao, almost none of those speed fans in Sweden and Norway were Swedish or Norwegian. They were arabs and africans in Sweden and Norway, big difference.
Sweden is the best place on earth and we all know it...
i’m bladee she call me bladey
pyro is the she
5:03 blok ekipa in search bar R.I.P o7
Fika doesn't imply coffee. If you ask "wanna grab a coffee?" and you don't drink coffee, it's wierd
bro called SZA Za
the winters are nice in Sweden but that is if you even get snow. the part of Sweden i live in, we haven't seen real snow fall in like 15 years now, here its just grey and cold, Damn Skåne sucks sometimes. But at least our summers here is the best, 100% the most colorful out of the whole country
😭 varför bo i skåne
COOOLD VISIONSSSSSSSSSSSS
As a Swede Carlsberg is really good and much better then Norrlands guld. We have something called "Sverigebilden" or the swedish image where we put alot of money to ensure our image of Sweden is good.
It's not that good if you are in the cities and everyone get's railed by the goverment.
Cynical trying to react to a video challenge impossible, someone take mans chat away he gets more distracted than me looking at his haircut
Pyro is the best chair streamer
Norway mentioned 🗣🗣🗣🗣
9:48 "The worst thing the UK has ever done" maybe this century but definitely not all time.
okay i don’t mind the slop but can you at least use different thumbnails, you have the multiple thumbnail options but why always a damn wojack 😭
I'm p sure it's because it's geo's thumbnail but just with pyro on it, don't think he specifically added the wojack 😭
@@fortuner288 RAHHHH I HATE WOJACK RAHHHHHHHHH
Because showing a tiktok brainlet a soyjak is like holding a carrot on a stick infront of them. They just have to click it. Dont you notice how all degen zoomer channels are doing it
IS THAT... WOJAK??!!!!
did not expect the emo Pogan Laul cameo lmao
8:29 mf swedes too the name of our king harald bluetooth >:[]
Mosquitoes in Sweden??? Bro that’s like a one in a lifetime thing. I live in Sweden and there’s 0 mosquitoes, if you want to see actual mosquitoes come to Croatia
What is it with people who listen to "drain gang" not being able to shut up about it xd
3:40 Pyro has no idea how to read
6:22 i was very confused i thought he meant vikernes
We welcome you nile to sweden.
14:40 fixing the wig real quick
We Got Free Propeganda!!!
Why we say fika is cos we don’t always have coffee. We can have tea, saft, soda, chocolate, milk. So calling it coffee or tea feels wrong. English just dosn’t have the word for it. You call it coffee. We don’t. Coffee is what you have on the go. Fik you sit down and chill with your coffee and desert
I wanted to be at that event so bad where you met varg2tm, DJ Smokey was there too right?
"Place Sweden" is crazy
We don't say have coffee cause fika isn't just coffee... can have a lot of different things.
him calling sza za is crazy
Interesting Sweden fact:
Zero grenade attacks recorded ever...
Then they mass imported muslims...
What's the pikachu song? Can someone link it or name it? Thanks!
It’s pikachu by yung lean
Just wait until pyro discovers about swedish politics...
Average pyro stream be like (plays video for 0.03 seconds and pause for 8 years)
Btw, Hotline Miami 1 and 2 are swedish games
I Noreg snakkjar me norsk. 🥶🥶🥶🤫🤫🗣️
3:24 Damn, Pyro is Swiftie all this time.
Man from Birmingham disses Poland in the middles of winter for being grey UK is grey all the time 🤣😂🤣
place, sweden
pasuse every 5 seconds truly the pyro experience
As a dane i refuse to get laughed by a person with a hair that says "Ba da ba ba ba"
12 minute video - 40 minutes pyro yap sesh
just put hawk tuah in a bag lil bro 😭
If you like to dip and sip whiskey while watching the snow and northern lights, maybe check out Canada some time?
12 minute video turned into 40 minutes, incredible
Fika and having a coffee is littarly the same thing. Fika is bassically just the sweidsh word for "having a coffee". Most often with a cinnamon bun. To be fair the word fika most often refeares to the cinnamon bun... HOWEVER. Im pretty sure that it's possible to have fika with just coffee...
Btw a Dalahäst is most often found in elderly peoples houses. The only one I know about is in my grandmas house.
AND ALSO. The winter is sick. Im pretty confident that the winter is dissliked primarely of people in the south of sweden (where the cringe population lives... aka the majority) since the winter is kinda cringe down there. Almost no snow and when in is aka november they are somehow always chocked about it and then the trafic is KHAOS. Meanwhile the northern and better sweden does have a lot of snow and there is no problem at all. Also snowmobiles can actually be used and thats a mad 10/10
The video on greenland is a video made by Luke Korns, titled "I Visited the Most Suicidal Town in the World (Greenland)".
Carlsberg isn’t great. But I’ll never listen to pyro about beer choice
Pyro try not to pause the video every 2 seconds
why are so many people so intrested in sweden all off the sudden???
What the fuck is prost? Sincerely a Finn. We say "kippis" and occasionally some might say also skål as we live so close to each others with Sweden and Norway so we have so called loanwords. Means same as kampai in Japan. Or cheers in english when raising a glass.
Fyi, I just googled and prost is also cheers but in german. There are also different meanings in Romania and in Sweden for that word.
we need a pyrocynical bladee collab
17:00 Mikhail Andreyevitch Eto vi
Street fighter 6 vs screen ahh looking thumbnail 💀
As a Swede I'm not sure I will abide a Surströmming-apologist. No it is literally that bad Smell-wise. Taste is... manageable if you consume it correctly, meaning not entirely on it's own like the clowns making videos of it.
I hope our country does not go to war with sweden
Norwegians didnt assault Speed those were other people
så fint de säger fika