A Normal Day In AFGHANISTAN
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- Everybody gangsta till the mountains speak Afghani.
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Hardbass Name:
Battlefield 2 - MEC Loading Theme
drip britannia
Generals Zero Hour : GLA Assault Theme 11
Alan Aztec - Hardbass Army
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 3
uamee - DELET THIS NAHUI
For those of you wondering what 0:46 means. During the British retreat from Kabul in 1842 a British force of 16,500 were massacred with only one-man surviving (Dr. William Brydon) and even part of his skull had been sheared off by a sword with him only surviving because he had put a magazine in his hat that deflected the blow from the sword. When he arrived at the British garrison, they asked him: "where is the rest of the Army" he replied, "I am the Army".
I didn't know that😯😯😯
@@josu5287 Yeah its wild.
dude invented steel helmet before it is cool
THEY'RE CALLED CLIPS, NOT MAGAZINES
@@menggokil2004 Uh no, its called a magazine, you know, a printed semi annual pamplet?
The amount of American and Russian arms that comes from Afghanistan into the Pakistani arms market is mind boggling
Pakistan and Afghanistan: divided by the durrand line, united instead by firing at weddings
@@johnxina5126 if you think Pakistan and Afghanistan are United you are dead wrong man. Pakistan and Afghanistan are literally about to go to war.
Glad those khyber gunsmiths business went legitmate
@@johnxina5126 durrand line is also one big thing that unites us... sigh
I as a Pakistani Pashtun can confirm I have a weapon silo of Russian-American weapons below my house 😤
This video is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan 🗿
“How do you defeat an enemy who looks into the barrel of a gun and sees paradise?” -Russian commander who fought the mujahedeen
Russians and Americans are gonna cry and say they won and they "left" 😂😂
Based Afghanistan 🗿
@@ajmulsharifi I mean America is still standing while Afghanistan is barely a functional state
@@ajmulsharifi Taliban strategy against USA : just keep dying and hiding until they get tired of being here.
@@braxtonjones6163 You believe what you want to believe, but I believe that the Taliban are advancing
I was so happy when I heard one of the GLA's themes, as a person who loves C&C I approve of this video. Scorpo is a true C&C enjoyer.
May I have some shoes?
Definitely watched Scorched Earth's video with "One Path to Freedom". Respect.
and battlefield 2!
"We did it Patrick, we saved the city!"
Made me laugh.
Half city destroyed 💀
@@ajmulsharifiW america
0:35 - 0:49 what's the name of that music?
@@it.is.mario.it’s in the desc
Ok this is weird, I was re watching the Vietnam video this morning and thought to myself “Scorpo should make a video on Afghanistan”. Less than 24hrs later this comes out 0_o
Happens to me all the time haha
Almost like we're all subscribed to the same youtubers and are slowly becoming that same collective sense of internet humor or something.
@@sieve5 you implying we're having some kinda huge gay orgy or what?
Might be because there are tons of parallels, why with the US horribly losing to opium farmers as compared to rice farmers, despite logistical and technological supremacy.
i wish for a million dollars!!!
As a Afghani I can confirm I have a rocket launcher in my closet
Love afghanistan from India ❤❤
Usually I just laugh at this comments but I truly believe this is real.
Dude u might say that in sarcastic way but I have a Afghan friend and he has a shit amount of guns and RPG s in his room
At this point, I'd believe it.
Uhhhh what
I am from Pakistan punjab and my father who faught in 1965 and 1971 war, was sent to border areas and Afghanistan to train afghans and fight during soviet war. And he used to say that afghans are some of the best warriors in the world.
BS
ponjabi
Taliban is coming for you lol
Remember Jalalabad lol rip poojabis
@@DRAZindabad No Punjab = dead pashtuns
God, that first track punched me directly in the nostalgia center in the best way possible
BF2 my beloved. How I miss that era of the internet.
It's always a good day when Scorpo uploads! Thank you for producing these masterpieces on a month to month basis!
This feelz slightly passive aggresive. Hmmmm
@@Woodex80085 No I didn't mean for it to be passive aggressive? Can you explain why since that's kind of worrying. ;-;
you know this country has a great history when its title"The Graveyard of Empires"
Afghanistan vs the UN. Is next
It's more like the country is such a godforsaken place that nobody wants to stay there and everyone just leave.
@@gustafmannerheim9720 They wish they could stay.
@@ayanokoji715 no not really its disorganized financially if i recall so its hard for any nation to have a reason to stay other than to prevent another nation from taking it if I remember correctly put that into a mix of constant large scale local militias or somethin and its easy to understand why people pull out whether it be do to lack of troops, lack of funding or lack of support.
@@ayanokoji715 they wish? Idiot, Taliban was and IS a political party like democrats lol They get kicked off their own country whenever other countries come in to invade em and loot em dry 😂 afghanistan gained their independence like 1000th time last year because west keep making it look like they are fighting against afghans when its a civil war like nam
I can't wait until we get "A Normal Day In Chechnya."
If he does I'm sending it to this Chechen sniper I know
Such video shall be full of apologizes
Palestine, Somalian and Turkish videos
Грозный 1994
@@The-chinchilla oh no....
As a neighbour of Afghanistan they are very warm and their hospitality can only be compared with them. They'll welcome you with every food in their house as a guest and they'll welcome you with every ammunition in their house as their enemy
As a Pashtun from Peshawar it is true. Hospitality and Enimity at heart. Fun Fact for you: (as Pakistani, 48-60 % of Pakistan 🇵🇰 army is Pashtun.)
Quite sure Afghanistan is in south Asia. So you're south Asian afjeet :)
@afzalzazai6840
Calm down Sanjay
This country has just won against the three world powers 💀 Respect
"Uhhm actually the US just withdrew"🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@Tabish_Nooristani sorry defeated😅
@@Tabish_Nooristani because they were in difficulty
@@Tabish_Nooristani defeated and run from battleground like cowards.
@@Tabish_Nooristani The great RPG squadron destroyed every american vehicle on afghan soil and saved the world.
Everyone : invades
Afghanistan: *laughs in mountainous desert"
Mauryan,mughal,mongol,kushan,ummayad,sassanid laughing in corner
@@amanverma7033 Mauryan, Mughal, Kushan control was brief, Ummayad saw fierce resistance and idk about Sassanids.
@@amanverma7033Mauryan got parts of Afghanistan as a peace treaty from selucid.
@@Tabish_Nooristani chandragupta defeated selucus and married her daughter as a marriage gift he got Afghanistan
@@amanverma7033 u r high on what's app university history graduate
USA: I will make Afghanistan your Vietnam
Afghanistan: *becomes Vietnam 2.0*
USA: Ah sheet here we go again
Russia: *invades Ukraine*
USA: Now I'll make Ukraine your Afghani- wait what?
@@tomaslopez2940 Haha. Good one
@@tomaslopez2940 😅
@@tomaslopez2940 Except soviet losses in Afghanistan were way worse compared to the US? Shitty joke doesn't even make sense.
@@blackjacka.5097 So why are the Taliban back?
I will never get over how accurate these videos are.
It’s not accurate because it depicts Trump as the one to pull the US out of Afghanistan, not Biden
Facts
@@TheSpoobs trump signed the order so technically it was right
When he puts a sikh in 0:40 "Sure"
Pp checking?
Omg 0:33 its Jarmen Kell from the best game Command and Conquer Generals!
The C&C Generals quote and music made me so nostalgic
Não sei pq esse canal é tão bom, mas eu assisto todos os vídeos dele mesmo sem entender inglês muito menos de história
А местами не понимая и русский😂
Попробуйте автоматический перевод, работает не очень конечно.
@@stasnix importante espalhar a cultura falando na sua língua nativa, não vou digitar em inglês
@@pedrocarmelin6386я имел ввиду функцию перевода перевода субтитров на ваш язык если что.
В России считается популярным делать хардбасс треки используя для этого английский язык, звучит для русскоговорящих очень забавно, будто такой типичный гопник читает на английском. К тому же это продвигает русскую культуру иностранному слушателю :)
Next video: Afghanistan vs Afghanistan
This is the best video done by you you really deserve it
BF2 MEC loading theme ❤ It's a bigger part of my childhood than school
GLA theme was very nostalgic
Yoo dat BF2 MEC theme.... nostalgia bro
Unrealistic, you didn't show the Australian division commit every war crime ever
What's the point of showing white people shooting women and children?
"We are dispatching SCP units to contaminate your surrounding area." Yeah, good luck with that. Even those casually study history by watching game shows knows the world is just one giant anomaly.
I know, bigfoot secretly went in with the Abono snowman and made a secret hideout.
Afghanistan is the SCP. Pop out of nowhere and bam. Ded.
The place where every war is an Opium War.
until it eventually becomes rare elements/metals wars
0:45 That music...FOR THE GLA!!!!!
Man... That Battlefield 2 theme... So many good memories...
afGUNistan has been a beacon of prosperity
Mmmmmmm, beacon
beacon ???
*bacon
I mean you can't even spell Afghanistan bruh
With Chinese investment
The Australian division had me rolling
More war crime jokes please. Especially about the Australian division.
زنده باد افغانستان . الله اکبر 🇦🇫💚🏳️
первые кадры и уже флешбеки с танков онлайн,и да очень приятно что скорпо продолжает радовать нас максимально забивным контентом
Точно, там еще музыка из старой батлы
@@Alchodealiz И из генералов
круто
Mom wake up! Scorpo just dropped another masterpiece!
This is just one big graveyard of empires joke and I love it.
Afghanistan actually lost to many kingdoms in ancient times
@@animeguy7037 yes. but the ones that lost are ironic, but expected once you look at their goals and situation.
@@bohba13 True
@@animeguy7037 They never did. If that where the case then why cant the USA with the ISAF which compromise of 60 countries cant defeat the Taliban and takeover
@@bohba13 Honestly, people were yelling at USA to pull out of Afghanistan for years. The mission was basically finished, it was up to the Afghani military at that point, and they chose to flee rather than fight, what can ya do.
Only he can make such funny and creative jokes about numerous deaths, destruction and suffering
Услышав главную тему battlefield 2 пустил ностальгическую слезу радости :')
хоть кто то помнит этот саундтрек
Меня это тоже удивило, привык что бф2 часто не упоминают, из-за "Величия" Тройки.
Как человек который не был в Афганистане,подтверждаю это!
норм
excellent choice of hardbass in this one
just like like the rest, its yet another masterpiece
The GLA music really puts the cherry on top of this.
Such a stellar meme. Truly the nation where empires die. Bravo, Scorpo
Afganistan and Rocket launchers are like brothers.
As a Afghani I can confirm I ride my Capybara to school every day
Your comment proves you not from Afghanistan
school?
@@abirobashadab402 I'ma need some Intel for this I'm kinda confused, there is school in Afghanistan
That GLA theme really hits 0:34
как обычно ты нас радуешь
This hits harder then the USA in Iraq
Only Giga Chads remember first song. I mean...
"Hey, I need a ride!"
"No way man!"
"Enemy APC, do you copy?"
"10-4"
Nice, I’ve been looking forward to this video
YOOO YOU ADDED THE SPECIAL UNIT FROM GLA, I LOVE ZERO HOUR
"business is business"
Jarmen Kell is the most based character. Fun fact, before they canceled Generals 2, he was supposed to be a major character in the story, and it's hinted he became leader of the GLA
@@DreadnoughtHvoroh my god I never knew they were even making a generals 2… I love playing GLA even to this day so it’s sad to see they didn’t continue making it. Wish they would remaster the game officially, would def explode in todays gaming world.
@@Laughimalz yeah real sad. They canceled it last minute. There's still animatics up for it on TH-cam. Just search command and conquer generals 2 animatics. Looked like an interesting plot. Really wanted to see my boy Kell ascend.
Absolutely love the generals zero hour reference
I love how the Ricardo Kell meme has multiplied
As an American who has studied history extensively I can say that this is accurate and one of the videos of all time.
Also at 1:30 I laughed uncontrollably.
If the majority of the people are uncooperative, no matter how much military might you have,you're going to be defeated....
such nostalgia at the beginning, this music from bf2
That firebird wreck from tanki online at the beginning made me nostalgic, it's been years since I've seen anything related to that game.
As a Indian this is so much true
As an American, I'm very jealous of the Afghan people's open air gun markets.
And also this 1:56
Mfs be getting military grade kitted out m4's for $20 ☠️
@@bigbadt bruh in Pakistan's peshawar you can buy a glock 17 for like 12$
@@heydosch aww hell naw man 💀
@@sieve5 you mean open humvee market..........
Nostalgia hit when i heard the C&C Generals voice line and bgm 😢
Even after all these years, I recognize the BF2 and Generals OST without any effort ❤
Все помнят
MEC всегда мне нравилась именно из-за этой темы.
J'ai jamais vu un truc aussi fidèle à la réalité🪖👍
Only a little British at 0:25 but I’m waiting for a day in Britain
Who recognized Battlefield 2’s theme ? Theme of the middle eastern alliance
+ command & conquer generals, GLA theme
Yep,triggered some heavy nostalgia.
@@muneeb-rl6cc same 😭
0:40 it's nice to see that you showed that the afghans still used muskets while the British were using somewhat advanced weaponry 👍
still they lost
"Your people fought off empires and here is your well-earned reward: office work & administration!"
The Taliban: *commits quiet quitting and sits on Twitter all day*
For a country that's been at constant war, it'll be difficult to adjust. But if they are as patient as with fighting then they could do something.
0:34
YOOOOOOO GLA POSTAL SERVICE
As you may know US did not withdraw Afghanistan in 2022 they withdrew in 2021 2:01
The US never failed against Afghans. The US just lefted it by themselve (Trump's order)
Failure to achieve war objectives is considered a defeat.@@orkuokhan6171
Well they failed to eliminate the Taliban and this is a defeat because they did not achieve the goals of the war.@@orkuokhan6171
@@orkuokhan61712500 военных США было убито в течение этой операции.
0:38 command and conquer genearls theme . NICE !
Literally a masterpiece of modern Afghan history
Love to the Afghan Chads over the Durand Line.
Jarmen Kell voice is so epic 😂😂😂
incredible video
Thanks Scorpo
Very good use of the MEC Theme and the GLA!
Best history Channel
00:05 - Are the doges... picking Mary Jane in a poppy field?
they grow opiates there
No , that's opium poppies. The Doobie grows freely right in front of the houses.
Always love a good GLA cameo
The "THIS MEME IS UNFUNNY" bit is ironically really funny for some reason xD
Afghanistan is like Ohio. Nobody understands why there is life there.
Only in Afghanistan😂
Yep. Ahah
Then it blows out and gets covered out...And people be like ":Nothing to see here, lads" move along.
drug
@@Yarkanlaki ignorant
This is the future of History Lessons
Now in videos more and more memes from CnC Generals... Let's ressurect meme industry! FOR THE GLA!
За MEC!!!
That BF 2 music hits hard
62% geometries loading(rlly, MEC Loading?)
In a way Afghanistan is the true victor of the cold war
I keep thinking Scorpio can't outdo himself, then he do.
As someone who's been to Afghanistan in the past, I can confirm that this is in fact a normal day there.
That command and Conquer music at the start hitting hard
0:32 Jarmen Kell & GLA revolts
Какая жиза... Ты прекрасен, спасибо!!!
OHH CHET HERE WE GO AGAIN Imperial PTSD Activated!! The HARDBASS WILL NEVER STOP 🛑🥚🎶
man, I miss C&C Generals
Oh that GLA's theme just awesome
The leaving equipment part is really sad but true
0:55 лучший момент)
Great work! Keep up the hard work! Can't wait to see the next one! For your next one can you do the American Civil War possibly? I hope you love my idea dude and will do it! :D
Oh, great idea 😮
If any superpower attack Afghanistan that mean there super power status will gone soon. Backtested last few hundreds years of history 😂
Usa chase the hell out of Talibans. Talibans were afraid of usa.
You will deserve more followers and likes
0:32 IT'S JARMEN KELL 😱
Нужна была сцена с Боингом давящим беженцев, без неë как то не полноценно... 🙂
База
Ща ее в/на404й повторят сцену сию)
@@АлексейФролов-ф3е с ИЛом давящим коллаборантов в Мелитополе?
@@АлексейФролов-ф3е как там Херсон? Первые 3 буквы получили)))))))))))))
@@MrTimohaa почём соль?
Don't tell mom I'm in Afghan
How many countries did you get this video banned in XD
Lmao i love how US doge just peaces out but leaves all the tanks behind 😂. Thanks a lot Brandon
Trump literally planned and announced the withdrawl lmao
Trump literally released 5,000 Taliban prisoners and announced the withdrawal.
Ppl blame trump, but yall forget his schedule was to leave in may, with all military equipment withdrawed as well, not some last minute rush and retreat that brandon proceeded with
@@jameseliz The withdrawal lasted 4 months you are acting like he waited until it was days left.
@@AnimeEditzonTH-cam well it was expedited, we already had a deal made