What Celebrities In Prison Eat During The Holidays

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  • @lucienaugustin5805
    @lucienaugustin5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2766

    Quiche is pronounced "keesh". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He said "ku-shay" LMFAO

    • @Killuminati1blood
      @Killuminati1blood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      sounded like qweeshay to me

    • @stuffz4040
      @stuffz4040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao fucking legend

    • @troypettit2332
      @troypettit2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha ha

    • @y25151956
      @y25151956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      kushay in russian means eat it, and black people in hebrew

    • @lucienaugustin5805
      @lucienaugustin5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @albert fish right. I know brother. Keesh not kushay

  • @kevinhrankowski734
    @kevinhrankowski734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Calling Tekashi69 a jolly rancher made my day. 😂😂😂

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr lol

    • @alexencinas2521
      @alexencinas2521 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Harts tekashiiiiiiiiiiiii 69

    • @gustav4evr874
      @gustav4evr874 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Hrankowski same

    • @jacobishii6121
      @jacobishii6121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but he is not gonna be the one getting sucked on like a jolly rancher in prison.......I bet 69 already has 2 or 3 husbands

    • @GarouLady
      @GarouLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't even know who this Tekashi69 is and still laughed my butt off over that.

  • @sarakate5651
    @sarakate5651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    QUE CHAY! ..you can tell this guy has done time

    • @niesen1843
      @niesen1843 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sara Gerlock keesh

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How does he say pate?

    • @MrBig-ow3wy
      @MrBig-ow3wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah he looks/sounds like a looser.

    • @lvrforu
      @lvrforu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MrBig-ow3wy ur rude

    • @larry80
      @larry80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Frank lollies he probably beat the fuck out of you if you said that to his face

  • @MrTiz-jq9dp
    @MrTiz-jq9dp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Q Shay is one of the funniest pronunciation of quiche I’ve ever heard

    • @chrispap4957
      @chrispap4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or the stupidest...I can roll with either...

    • @QuaterbackVibes
      @QuaterbackVibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes i was overcome with joy and terrified at the same time

    • @terriemartinez9989
      @terriemartinez9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarahstrong7174
      @sarahstrong7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is quiche (If you do not know how to pronounce it try 'keych'.) not known much in the U.S.A then?

    • @ellenw391
      @ellenw391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah, quiche is an extremely well known dish in America. And we have all sorts of varieties of it as well.

  • @johnlowry3107
    @johnlowry3107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    This video hit beginning to end.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      John Lowry glad you enjoyed it bro. That rap I Spit is going to be on the APS Lil Dumpster Fire mixtape💥💥💥

    • @backwash69777
      @backwash69777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yo, lil' joe droppin heat with that mumble rap!! im looking for your album to drop!!

    • @boiledboy1514
      @boiledboy1514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have drank milk in a bag

    • @dicksonsyderbut8976
      @dicksonsyderbut8976 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AfterPrisonShow joe,bill doesnt deserve to eat nothing but junie cakes.

    • @johnlowry3107
      @johnlowry3107 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had already commented, but that hot lava kept coming. Mystikal came out of the front row, too.

  • @ward2168
    @ward2168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    The prison version of Michael Mcrudden

    • @mlpadam1339
      @mlpadam1339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      E J W I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT😂😂😂

    • @bigo_tk91
      @bigo_tk91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you close your eyes and listen you couldn't even tell that it's not him lol

    • @SincereShady
      @SincereShady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoo, just watched a Michael Mcrudden video before this

    • @muleyeofficial6139
      @muleyeofficial6139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E J W the have the same voice

    • @nicm.5338
      @nicm.5338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only this guy's a lot more likable

  • @DangitManee
    @DangitManee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    He started talking about ranch dressing I’m dead lmao

    • @Flame44
      @Flame44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was he serious??? and w/ the Quchay=Quiche ??!!! Maybe prison dude forgot to do his research, bahaaa!!

    • @kris6682
      @kris6682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought the same thing thats not waht they were talking about when they said cornbread dressing lol

    • @MyCleverHandle
      @MyCleverHandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy is obviously a State prisoner. Not smart enough to commit a Federal crime, but he aspires to end up in a Federal prison because of the food? I want to bring him home to meet my momma fer shur!🤣

  • @ShroomStreamz
    @ShroomStreamz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    They way he says Quiche 🤣 I’m calling it ku-shay from now on

    • @cathyt144
      @cathyt144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ii-Sleepless imitation is the greatest form of flattery, or so ive been told. 😀. So if someone imitates you ,feel proud.

    • @MikeSmith-ch7jv
      @MikeSmith-ch7jv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      snorted beer out my nose when he said that

    • @dakota8110
      @dakota8110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's keesh

    • @karlabc9251
      @karlabc9251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @dvlexotics2177
      @dvlexotics2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds way more bouge

  • @sickheadjoker1421
    @sickheadjoker1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    They eating them good noodles every day

    • @kingdominican6817
      @kingdominican6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      CHOPPER TURN YOUR DUTIES INTO FISH FILLET

    • @elitecat3243
      @elitecat3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I..I..I..I..I WOKE UP TO MOODY WHO GON DIR TODAY🔫🔫

    • @kingdominican6817
      @kingdominican6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mauroperez2779 WE COOKIN UP BOY YOU DONT WANNA GO DAT WAY

    • @Blepoo
      @Blepoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      King Dominican try to rob me make him dance michael jackson

    • @nba._.yungboi734
      @nba._.yungboi734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kingdominican6817 Gotta go datway you get robbed for your rack ayes

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    LMAO "koo-chay" be like pie xD

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sean Spartan funny how that fits lol

    • @mariusman3671
      @mariusman3671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha ok

    • @jazzyb4656
      @jazzyb4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still lmfao

    • @JulieT..
      @JulieT.. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg hahhahah 😂 💀

  • @melk322
    @melk322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "You know you're doin time when your ice cream comes in a bag"

    • @rossterry6080
      @rossterry6080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's not entirely true I always used to get my milk my water and my juice in bags in school and in the group home I used to stay in but that wasn't prison

    • @janeshawilson5372
      @janeshawilson5372 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ross Terry boooyyyyyy who eats ice cream in a bag

    • @KillerRose0
      @KillerRose0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A white plastic bag? That definitely sounds like it.

    • @LuisSandoval-wx9fi
      @LuisSandoval-wx9fi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My school serves ice cream in a bag

    • @OwenEnsslinVlogs
      @OwenEnsslinVlogs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not A HypeBeast schools basically prison sooooo

  • @indamix8221
    @indamix8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I dont call it mumble rap I call it an addiction to Xanax" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rajgill7576
    @rajgill7576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    12:14 GET THIS MAN A M I X T A P E

    • @glitterguru06
      @glitterguru06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Navraj Gill hahahaahhahahaha

    • @g-ruby401
      @g-ruby401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @Noah-jk8go
      @Noah-jk8go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Navraj Gill boi the xans got me leanin ehhhhhhhhhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @TheirsHopewithJesusChrist_277
      @TheirsHopewithJesusChrist_277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha yea foreal 😂😂

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nam sayin??!

  • @JLocke573
    @JLocke573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    kyuchey! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    I'm sorry, it's actually pronounced "keesh"

    • @ljjohnson954
      @ljjohnson954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      haha I'm dying

    • @derekdick6650
      @derekdick6650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JLocke573 ik he had me weak

    • @kye8554
      @kye8554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that made me laugh hard

    • @cornfarts
      @cornfarts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @dustinclapper5595
      @dustinclapper5595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kay yu chey lmfao

  • @FreeOpenTruth
    @FreeOpenTruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    6ix9ine is 22 years old. If he gets sentenced to those 47 years, then he wont get out until he is 69!!! Lmao!!!

    • @hush7359
      @hush7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The judge is Savage

    • @bigdickgod2442
      @bigdickgod2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only 85% is required. So technically he'd be 61 or 62.

    • @chiraqanddetroitqueen2389
      @chiraqanddetroitqueen2389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bigdickgod2442 he getting out this year in nov so dont matter now lol

    • @mysterious6856
      @mysterious6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LA AND DETROIT queen hopefully he doesn’t start yodeling into a mic again and calling it retard names like Gummo

    • @kusorare1772
      @kusorare1772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @tiktoksquids9144
    @tiktoksquids9144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We all know Jared getting pumped with extra mayo and several foot longs 😂

  • @redprescription
    @redprescription 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Love the channel joe been rocking for a while now

  • @eagle94haslanded
    @eagle94haslanded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Dressing" also refers to what most of us call "stuffing." The way the menu is listed sounds like they got stuffing because they dont mention salad until the end of the list.

    • @eagle94haslanded
      @eagle94haslanded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And there is nothing like a good stuffing in prison am I right or am I right...... punk tatooooooo........ never mind......

    • @Nik-ko9eq
      @Nik-ko9eq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't dressing out the bird, while stuffing is cooked in the turkey? Southern families typically have dressing. 💜

    • @eagle94haslanded
      @eagle94haslanded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nik-ko9eq I'm not sure on the technicalities of dressing/stuffing just that the two basically describe the same thing. Stove top calls their product "stuffing" and its not meant to be cooked in a turkey so who knows....

    • @10191927
      @10191927 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nik - You can make stuffing/dressing aside from stuffing the cavity, which honestly I’ve never done before, I’ve always made it as a side dish separately.

    • @TheLepke2011
      @TheLepke2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nik-ko9eq Yes. Dressing is cooked outside the bird. Stuffing inside. Sort of like the difference between house arrest and actually being in prison.

  • @btd360lel2
    @btd360lel2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I’m going to start to call tekashi 6ix9ine “Jolly rancher”
    All because of you

    • @rayrayray940
      @rayrayray940 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BTD360 LeL lmao I died laughing when he said that

  • @Ivvyfay
    @Ivvyfay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I’m from Louisiana. We have the highest incarceration rate, in large part, because we have more for profit prisons here than anywhere else. Being for profit, you KNOW they ain’t tryin to spend any money on food.

    • @DutchBane
      @DutchBane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You as a country have the most inmates. Its crazy. In my country the prisons are so empty we rent out cells to other countries😂 there is like 1 inmate for every 4 cells. I guess the humane approach we use is working like a charm.

    • @Ivvyfay
      @Ivvyfay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Bane Yeah, our prison system is super corrupt. Between the war on drugs, for profit prisons, and what amounts to legalized slavery, corporate America actually has a huge incentive to keep as many people locked up as it can and they lobby the Government to keep it that way. It’s super corrupt and disgusting.

    • @DutchBane
      @DutchBane 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ivvyfay its pretty sad i think. First talking about freedom this and bold eagle that. Selling guns/booze and drugs availble everywhere and then just throwing everyone in prison. Then after prison (pun intended) they get a big marker placed upon them with red flags everywhere when it comes to getting a job and so on. So why the prison? If you are kept a criminal by your record what serves the sentence. I believe as soon as you complete your sentence you should be free of everything. You have payed your debt.

    • @Ivvyfay
      @Ivvyfay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darth Bane I 100% agree, but that doesn’t make our corporate overlords as much money unfortunately. If the people can get jobs, that means they will probably stop committing crimes, and that means the state isn’t paying the corporations to house and feed the person and allowing them to use that person as slave labor.

    • @DutchBane
      @DutchBane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ivvyfay You are right, they use the prisoners to work for 3rd world country wages or even less and feeding them the most industrialized crap ever made. True, its a modern form of slavery. But we as commoners are absolutely powerless. Its a shame

  • @chasingthechill3887
    @chasingthechill3887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This show makes my freaking day!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chad Time thanks for the kind words. Means a lot to know I can add to your day.

    • @georgesamaha4458
      @georgesamaha4458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U ever done Time Chad?

  • @lightyouonfire
    @lightyouonfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I tried to make a turkey for my wife but.......
    ................ moving on

    • @yasplays8780
      @yasplays8780 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taylor Patterson r/thathappened

    • @joannbowden6220
      @joannbowden6220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U already know he left that damn giblet bag up in that turkeys ass! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rickyurban22
      @rickyurban22 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:30

    • @pharam9937
      @pharam9937 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yas plays r/ihavereddit

  • @AsiaKoeanDoll
    @AsiaKoeanDoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I spent 8 Christmas in fed jail. Every year In the cafeteria if you chose to eat there... the jail served turkey stuffing mashed potatoes 🥔 etc... but I lived in unit #9 also called China Town and for the most part we did our own cooking there.

    • @jennifertwigg-garnsey2113
      @jennifertwigg-garnsey2113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I spent 7 in fed prison at Danbury when it was female's but the year I left, they were transferring the women out and making it back to the men's. We ate like kings and had a full length salad bar and homemade soup with our lunch every day. Freedom is so much better. I know u much be glad that your done.

    • @AsiaKoeanDoll
      @AsiaKoeanDoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jennifertwigg-garnsey2113 i have been out now for over 10 years now and never looked back! we had a all you can eat salad bar too and on the weekends in the summer we would BBQ outside but only if you had a visit or were invited by an inmate who had a visit.

    • @Jordan-sv3pu
      @Jordan-sv3pu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jennifer Garnsey damn you were a bad girl what did you do today was upstate pa for 5 years

    • @jennifertwigg-garnsey2113
      @jennifertwigg-garnsey2113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jordan-sv3pu I was convicted of 362 identity thefts, bank fraud of 1.15million, access device fraud and was snitched on by many. When I had seen the big ass binder of statements against me, that was all she wrote. I got lucky and had a good lawyer. I was facing up to 20yrs.

    • @lday3223
      @lday3223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jennifertwigg-garnsey2113 damn ight holy shit 😂

  • @albertagrown
    @albertagrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Pretty sure when they said "dressing", they mean "stuffing". Lol Not a salad dressing... 😉😂

    • @aaroncoatsfam9567
      @aaroncoatsfam9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea ur prolly right I didn't even think about that

    • @joshhopper9307
      @joshhopper9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dressing and stuffing are different

    • @joshhopper9307
      @joshhopper9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @BeeLowe Jenkins you realise you're agreeing with me,right?

    • @KayKashi
      @KayKashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The south calls it dressing

    • @HarringtonKyle
      @HarringtonKyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha as soon as I heard that I had to come to comments to see if anyone already realized. Dressing in that context is stuffing. Noway, nohow are they advertising salad dressing as part of a meal lmao. Today on the menu we are having bleached flour, egg, baking powder, milk, and pancakes.

  • @YOYO420666
    @YOYO420666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    JOE!! YOUR MUMBLE RAP WENT DOUBLE ALUMINUM!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

  • @xStrands
    @xStrands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    69 will regret his name when he drops the soap

    • @scottaaron382
      @scottaaron382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And everyone sees his hair...

    • @lemonadelemon1960
      @lemonadelemon1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @senanomeara1461
      @senanomeara1461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol 69. Likes perfect

    • @jdduddy614
      @jdduddy614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got the 100th like

    • @xStrands
      @xStrands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jdduddy614 gg

  • @doordieace5high
    @doordieace5high 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I work in a meat dept and am apprenticing as a butcher soon; I never laughed so hard until hearing the way you said quiche, let alone not knowing what a Cornish hen is. 😁😂🤣.

  • @UnkillableJay
    @UnkillableJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've never been to prison, but in middle school we made ice cream in science class and ate it out of bags.

    • @bradleysmall2230
      @bradleysmall2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i took bags and ice cream and dumped it at a mid school

  • @beaupoopoo256
    @beaupoopoo256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Bro dmx ALWAYS locked up

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Beau Poopoo yeah. It’s sad.

    • @hennyandcheeseballs8629
      @hennyandcheeseballs8629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beau Poopoo been locked up

    • @leathery420
      @leathery420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dude has some mental health issues that have gone unchecked for quite some time. Dude has about as many baby mammas as ODB. Likely pays about the same amount of child support. Dude was willing to box George Zimmerman on PPV until their lawyers said it probably wont help their future cases. Wasn't DMX of fucking Dr.Phil?

    • @FM_SAINT
      @FM_SAINT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didnt he get caught in a crazy chase with a bum ass car smoking crack or sum sh*t...

    • @danablack511
      @danablack511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats what drugs do

  • @eduardogonzalez7740
    @eduardogonzalez7740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Bruh school cafeteria lunch is literally prison lunch rn 😒🤦‍♂️

    • @lisabtheplug5630
      @lisabtheplug5630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eduardo 0527 mine has canes,Chinese food, papa johns , firehouse subs and many more

    • @b1gsaucy764
      @b1gsaucy764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My school has been proven to have the same food that they serve the samE food as prison

    • @ethancurtis5044
      @ethancurtis5044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Y’all kids have no idea eat some prison loaf or prison global then comment this is just holidays and it’s really not even that great

    • @carlostrujillo26
      @carlostrujillo26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ethan Curtis fr fr

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lisabtheplug5630 Which school do you go to? 🤤🤤🤤😭😭😭😭

  • @NestorS3
    @NestorS3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Notification squad cheers to almost another year of APS!!!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nestor Amaya thanks for being notification gang gang. Shout out to you bro!

  • @ericwilliams3268
    @ericwilliams3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was locked 7 years and 6 months and never has those meals. Danm they eating good.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm pretty sure cornbread dressing is stuffing to go with the hens, just like turkey and stuffing but made with cornbread and usually sweeter.
    dressing is the word for stuffing that is cooked outside the bird.

  • @cantgetright_24_7
    @cantgetright_24_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I was in County during Christmas one of the counselor drug groups donated cookies for us and then the guards ate them all and told us about it. Cold.

  • @surmatise
    @surmatise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When we got cornbread in county jail quite a few guys couldn't wait to quote the dude from life and say "give me yo cornbread"

    • @Morgan24_7
      @Morgan24_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂. My ex talked about that. You gone eat cho corn bread 😂😂😂

  • @Youtuber76239
    @Youtuber76239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Have you ever had milk from a bag?" *Stares in Canadian*

    • @mattking4946
      @mattking4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo ricky how are you typing this I thought you didn't have your grade ten also tell bubbles I got his belly

    • @Raptiel
      @Raptiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah they sell milk in bags in Morocco .

    • @oriondezine5879
      @oriondezine5879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lookin at meh gut?

    • @paulmackay7265
      @paulmackay7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tempeststormsound how else are you going to save a dime on milk though. Hahaha

    • @jvslaughter1970
      @jvslaughter1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never seen milk in a bag ever in my life and I'm 30 years old Canadian. Who the fuck would sell it in a bag LMFAO use a jug

  • @rusbell2981
    @rusbell2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Joe! Just wanted to thank you for all your amazing content! You're a real inspiration brother!

  • @lottisglow
    @lottisglow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Its "cornbread dressing". You might know it as stuffing

  • @RainbowYak
    @RainbowYak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This girl has hit the ultimate jackpot. She's got her own sugardaddy but contrary to most sugardaddy-sugargirl-relationships, she doesn't even need to do anything to get all of that money. No sex, no sacrifices in terms of time... no nothing. Just a cutesy tweet every once in a while and maybe a couple of handwritten letters. In return she gets millions of dollars a year and she's probably already getting it on with a new guy (for which I can't blame her, considering her rich boyfriend will be gone for the next 20-30 years).

  • @aproudarmywife0592
    @aproudarmywife0592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is very interesting! We love the After Prison show!

  • @Javagonmax
    @Javagonmax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I spent 9 years in Mexico, not I'm jail, just chilling there tho.

    • @tleeg74
      @tleeg74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Might as well been in prison.

    • @Logan-no7qi
      @Logan-no7qi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tleeg74 your mother

    • @tleeg74
      @tleeg74 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Logan-no7qi 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @calem8685
      @calem8685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Logan-no7qi your father

  • @toade7211
    @toade7211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    They eating better than middle school lunch

    • @JaydawgYT
      @JaydawgYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can confirm this

  • @yotheman
    @yotheman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Some of these VIP's are having "junie cakes"(one way or the other)

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bordi the one lol yes!

    • @bearyhot
      @bearyhot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AfterPrisonShow Welp..........I learned something new today. hahahahaha.

    • @jerenmag9817
      @jerenmag9817 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally lmao

    • @solaireofastoria5503
      @solaireofastoria5503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @baylin10
    @baylin10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe...you are heelarious..
    Its Quiche...pronounced "Keesh"
    I love your show ...its entertaining

  • @Clauds1005
    @Clauds1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The state gonna make DMX loose his mind up in there, up in there. Lol

  • @davincimahoney894
    @davincimahoney894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:06 HOLY SHIT that impression is scary spot on. Literally interchangeable with anything that's making money today.

    • @austinschmuck7814
      @austinschmuck7814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Niggy Christ except for the good music

    • @davincimahoney894
      @davincimahoney894 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austinschmuck7814 I know. hyperbole, etc.

  • @juules215
    @juules215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we just appreciate the amount of effort and research this dude does for his videos (other than his personal experience from prison) like damn i wanna throw more subscribers your way 👐🏽

  • @carlcassidy185
    @carlcassidy185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It always baffles me how people are treated so badly in the jail system when people in jail are, for the most part, pre-trial, unsentenced, and therefore innocent under the law

    • @kathleenburns4850
      @kathleenburns4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never realized how bad they had it until I started watching these prison shows. So sad.

  • @reneebejaran1604
    @reneebejaran1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey joe been watching your show definitely a great show while I drive my 18 wheeler in Georgia. Keep it up

  • @STEVOD313
    @STEVOD313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Sorry Joe but I was LMAO! Its KEESH, the dressing isn't salad dressing its another name for STUFFING, Im sure u have a ton of comments correcting u on this but it was too funny, prison didnt have Hooked On Phonics? LOL

    • @doug_velasquez007
      @doug_velasquez007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too funny man... I needed that!

    • @mrbadx19
      @mrbadx19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you'd think he'd get things right being in the "department of corrections" for 7 years, that's almost a graduate degree!

  • @amwa7644
    @amwa7644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    'Koo-chay' is pronounced 'keesh'. Sorry Joe had to say something lol

    • @Angel-fq1sd
      @Angel-fq1sd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A A the name pronounced Jew-Dice too. LMAO

    • @BrockNessMonster1991
      @BrockNessMonster1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel Day - THANK YOU lol 🙇

    • @laura51085
      @laura51085 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Angel-fq1sd Lol, it's actually pronounced "gee, oo, dee, chay" (italian here, he has an italian name since he's italian, that's how it's pronounced here in Italy!)

    • @wolfsgames1849
      @wolfsgames1849 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laura51085 he meant the food, not the guy

    • @laura51085
      @laura51085 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfsgames1849 nah, one of the comments on here was talking about the name. But they phonetically mispronounced it themselves. Anyways, no big deal.

  • @ziplockbags100
    @ziplockbags100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ever time he says Quiche it’s so cute lol 😂

  • @jassa837
    @jassa837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Been here from the beginning, pretty awesome to see you have over 1 million subs!

    • @boogityhoo
      @boogityhoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I get your number beautiful? Just hit me up on FB dms and we can talk .

  • @craigbain1645
    @craigbain1645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dressing is similar to stuffing not salad dressing lol

  • @ALPHAz111
    @ALPHAz111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    6:49 SHIT IM OUTTA HERE!!!

  • @redemptionroaddeathorglory4427
    @redemptionroaddeathorglory4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At ECI in landover Md, holiday meal is turkey over bread with gravy, mashed potatoes &gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffing, pumpkin pie or apple pie, green beans, ice cream cup, bread, milk, water, tea, juice
    Labor Day, Memorial Day
    1 hot dog, burger, baked beans, coleslaw and a can soda
    4th of July, fried chicken cookout in the yard. Soda, chicken, baked beans, coleslaw, ice cream cup etc

    • @ghustone1
      @ghustone1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Westover is the town.
      Not Landover.

    • @redemptionroaddeathorglory4427
      @redemptionroaddeathorglory4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your correct typed it too quick didn’t even go back to look at what I typed could’ve been autocorrect 🤷‍♂️

  • @rhianacarrie
    @rhianacarrie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m dying 😂 you are too precious! It’s pronounced like keesh. Not kushay 😂😂

  • @bkwrrm
    @bkwrrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cornbread dressing is a type of stuffing (like you'd have at Thanksgiving) but made with cornbread and not made inside the bird. Whole kernel corn is just to let you know it's not creamed corn.

  • @hankyboy42594
    @hankyboy42594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    On the next episode of after prison show, “how to cook an entire turkey in an empty pack of ramen noodles.”

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did that a few years ago! He cooked a turkey on Thanksgiving, flavored with Ramen seasoning packs, and gave it to a homeless man.

    • @mauricedavis8261
      @mauricedavis8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe he would try to!!!🦃👍🤪

  • @PerfectStorm1986
    @PerfectStorm1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Instead of " whole kernal corn ", you could always get " creamed corn ". LMFAO half kernel corn !?!?!? Omg I'm dead ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomusername0x0
    @randomusername0x0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When you said Mystikal I got Danger and Tarantula stuck in my head 😂

  • @Slimeeeee3
    @Slimeeeee3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    They eating good noodles every single day

    • @josephmiller1928
      @josephmiller1928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont repeat what this guy said if you do not get the reference

    • @cristianespinoza9687
      @cristianespinoza9687 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @rossterry6080
      @rossterry6080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zachariah Huddle none of them deserve to

    • @rossterry6080
      @rossterry6080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody in jail and in prison deserve to eat a big pile of s*** on a plate

    • @GoodBoy-lu4wx
      @GoodBoy-lu4wx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rossterry6080 how about people who are innocent and still in there?

  • @Waylonsboysofficial
    @Waylonsboysofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Keep up the great work and I love your content!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim TheOffice thanks for the support bro!

  • @24hourgmtchannel64
    @24hourgmtchannel64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who grew up though the energetic Beastie Boys rap era, 12:13 Xanax mumble rap had me 😂 🤣 spiting out the coffee laughing because you nailed it. Well done and keep up the good work.

  • @bullcroxson5892
    @bullcroxson5892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I bet 69 gets to experience the true jail 69!! Haha

    • @deadknightrulez8790
      @deadknightrulez8790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow..

    • @samwhite9894
      @samwhite9894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like you

    • @cataistall8343
      @cataistall8343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'll try tell for help but it'll be a mumble so no one can help feels bad

    • @web1187
      @web1187 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Because He's eatin that Turkey Dog lol

    • @bullcroxson5892
      @bullcroxson5892 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cetalus well I guess you find all that exciting

  • @lovemidnight6377
    @lovemidnight6377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Re way you pronounced QUICHE!! OH LORD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZachClayTube
    @ZachClayTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My family better strap in for a lifetime of me saying quiche like Joe

  • @madikazel6144
    @madikazel6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Dressing” is stuffing ,not ranch! 😂😂

  • @vancouverviking4652
    @vancouverviking4652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    69 girlfriend said she was leaving him today..Lmao that didn't take long!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ccoolflamexxz4344
      @ccoolflamexxz4344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn don’t he got a kid with her

    • @StomerMadGermzOfficial
      @StomerMadGermzOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂 he about to pay some mad child support from behind bars

    • @TheLatinoRedneckCowboy
      @TheLatinoRedneckCowboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only 6ix9ine would cuff girls that are dumber then he is.

    • @WeggieWeggie1
      @WeggieWeggie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were together for 7 years

    • @marlonbarlow2562
      @marlonbarlow2562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jonross377 you gotta be a little child.

  • @wagznunio23
    @wagznunio23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Cosby’s in SCI Phoenix or (State correctional institute Phoenix) old grater ford grounds prison. Love your show brother!!!!

  • @carmenmolina8724
    @carmenmolina8724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Lil Jolly Rancher" from now on I will be referring to 69 as lil jolly rancher

  • @jquanmurray7138
    @jquanmurray7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude is awesome😂 sending love from Maryland.

  • @TheOriginalBULK
    @TheOriginalBULK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Cornbread dressing is the exact same thing as cornbread stuffing just it wasn't stuffed in the turkey so it's not stuffing

    • @beckypatterson415
      @beckypatterson415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dressing is totally different than stuffing at least in the south

    • @BrockNessMonster1991
      @BrockNessMonster1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Becky Patterson - here in Texas we (at least my family) call dressing and stuffing the exact same thing lol

    • @cadbane1093
      @cadbane1093 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      From the south and have never heard stuffing being called dressing

    • @derekdick6650
      @derekdick6650 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheOriginalSHEBULK I'm from the South (Nc) and I just ask for the "stovetop "

    • @TheOriginalBULK
      @TheOriginalBULK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derekdick6650 we got that up here in VT as well.

  • @user-ci9sb5wp3v
    @user-ci9sb5wp3v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Quiche is pronounced 'keesh'. 😉
    'Que-chey' 🤣 at least you gave it a go!

  • @98nanna
    @98nanna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fun fact: giudice in Italian actually means "judge"... The irony 😅

    • @BrockNessMonster1991
      @BrockNessMonster1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Susanna Fabbrini - daaamn, poor Joe /:

    • @tedgovostis7351
      @tedgovostis7351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And normally pronounced joo-dis.

    • @98nanna
      @98nanna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tedgovostis7351 actually it's joo-dee-che

    • @BrockNessMonster1991
      @BrockNessMonster1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Susanna Fabbrini - that’s what I thought too but I normally hear it pronounced like “jew-dice”

    • @tedgovostis7351
      @tedgovostis7351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@98nanna Yes, in proper Italian you are absolutely correct. Was thinking of how Italian Americans change it like my old boss who was a del Giudice. (which if he is getting deported back to Italy, he probably uses the proper way of saying it.) So yeah, I will take my lumps given that context.

  • @ReyOfLight
    @ReyOfLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad I wasn’t taking a sip of coffee or Pepsi while watching this, I laughed out loud at the rap imitation 😂

  • @MrsznewyawkRN
    @MrsznewyawkRN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Loved me some chocolate milk in a bag in school 😂

    • @operationasscream441
      @operationasscream441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh???

    • @kingboogie6844
      @kingboogie6844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@operationasscream441 thats what they used to serve instead of milk cartons KID

    • @operationasscream441
      @operationasscream441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingboogie6844 Oh Thanks! I didn't know.

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In North Carolina we had that

    • @kris6682
      @kris6682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingboogie6844 how long ago was that i thought i was getting old lol but we always had milk cartons

  • @Mystical_Goddess
    @Mystical_Goddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dressing during the holidays is stuffing lol not actual salad dressing :P

    • @charleskim6711
      @charleskim6711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mystical Goddess Gaming lol that shit used to confuse me too, lol I actually never met someone who actually stuffed the turkey, it’s always dressing lol

    • @Valarie.0
      @Valarie.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mystical Goddess Gaming Jesus loves you

    • @willholly7526
      @willholly7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is prison we're talking about here. They actually mean dressing when referring to salad & slaw.

    • @Angela-oe3bg
      @Angela-oe3bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤦😅😅 this shit is to funny..

  • @birdnestmedia
    @birdnestmedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Damn the first meal is better then what I had

  • @HCSRBLX
    @HCSRBLX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know takashi was eating some hotdogs on Christmas lol...

  • @dereks6794
    @dereks6794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Damn Joe you have made it a long way I remember when you was chillin in that little room making these, now ur at a mil subs that's amazing, I do miss your crazy ass zoom in face parts tho... Should bring that back

    • @user-mg5lz8rs7p
      @user-mg5lz8rs7p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Derek Schmock I miss those too

    • @dereks6794
      @dereks6794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-mg5lz8rs7p for real made it unique and Idk why but they where the best

    • @user-mg5lz8rs7p
      @user-mg5lz8rs7p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah they gave him more of a personality

    • @dereks6794
      @dereks6794 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-mg5lz8rs7p yea like he was actually having fun with it now it's like all the other commentary channels out there kinda, don't get me wrong it's still amazing but those random zooms is where it really is at

    • @AnthonyGenzale
      @AnthonyGenzale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn I hate rainy days. Rainy days remind me of unproductivness. And I really hate unproductiveness.
      and
      HEY SKIPPER!! HEY BUDDY! HEY BUDDY!

  • @cherrypoppins5729
    @cherrypoppins5729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Broccoli coochie 💀😂 its KEESH I'm dying

  • @robinobrian4842
    @robinobrian4842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The broccoli and egg pie is pronounced keesh. One syllable. The Italian guy's name I can't help you with. Why is a 71 year old woman watching you? I'm in quarantine. I've lost my sense of smell and taste. You are very entertaining.

    • @mauricedavis8261
      @mauricedavis8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙏😷

    • @kathleenburns4850
      @kathleenburns4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too funny! I am 62 and watching these....I ask myself the same question. He is much better than what’s on Dish Network.

    • @mauricedavis8261
      @mauricedavis8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kathleenburns4850 way more interesting and funny, but Mr Wolfepit better watch out, Mrs Wolfepit is about to clobber him!!!👍🤪

    • @kathleenburns4850
      @kathleenburns4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mauricedavis8261 😂

  • @josepagan9248
    @josepagan9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yard Bird... ooh can't forget that infamous Christmas baggy...

  • @Konglomerant
    @Konglomerant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao...I want some "Broccoli Cue-Chay"

  • @b.m.48933
    @b.m.48933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Joe, I'm a new subscriber. I love your videos. I've spent 5 hours watching a bunch of them. Anyway, have you met, while in prison, any lawyers or law students who were incarcerated and if so were they of any help/use? It could be either from your own experience or from others. Thanks.

  • @103MZPRINCESS
    @103MZPRINCESS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way he’s pronouncing quiche I was so lost😂😭😭😭😭

  • @Shannonbarnesdr1
    @Shannonbarnesdr1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    instead of whole kernel corn, people get that creamed or pureed corn, yeah , its like baby food, its nasty. but that is what they mean by, all that excitment with: ''heeey i got whole kernel corn''

  • @thatkidwil1201
    @thatkidwil1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He does a good job with the green screen

  • @stevenaleman9757
    @stevenaleman9757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dressing isn’t salad dressing lol. It’s like regular stuffing made with cornbread instead of croutons

  • @SICresinwrks
    @SICresinwrks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Come to Vermont, you can have all the Ben and jerry's you want, I live 5 minutes from the factory

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lawless vapors I love Ben and Jerry....
      THE ICE CREAM!!!!!! Not guys.

    • @Joey-qx9cf
      @Joey-qx9cf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AfterPrisonShow Pause

    • @thecrazycotes6854
      @thecrazycotes6854 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I grew up in Lamoille County!! B&J is the best!

    • @hennyandcheeseballs8629
      @hennyandcheeseballs8629 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lawless vapors You steal them from the factory?

    • @casandrabullock9497
      @casandrabullock9497 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hell yes their pumpkin cheesecake ice cream is the bomb!

  • @PresidentialAI96
    @PresidentialAI96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found out you uploaded this on my birthday in 2018, awesome :D

  • @Nitro10142
    @Nitro10142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need a collab between this guy, larry lawton, and fps kyle so that we have an advocate for each level of prison

  • @therunningman1
    @therunningman1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Keesh. Queweachyie 😂

  • @theresahs5956
    @theresahs5956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao...oh no he didn't! 😂😂😂
    "Ku-chay"

  • @hishamaziz3282
    @hishamaziz3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "Kutshay" was funny... I can't believe you've never heard of a Quiche before... just adds to the charm of your videos. :)

  • @shadowtheimpure
    @shadowtheimpure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SCI Phoenix stands for "State Correctional Institution - Phoenix", which is not a federal prison. He is in State Prison in Pennsylvania.

  • @greekrrsecondchannel590
    @greekrrsecondchannel590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why do prisoners eat better holiday meals than me lmao😂🤣

    • @kakyoinsmenacingpaintbrush88
      @kakyoinsmenacingpaintbrush88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because your dirt poor

    • @xdbo4035
      @xdbo4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kakyoinsmenacingpaintbrush88 You're

    • @joewas2225
      @joewas2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xdbo4035
      O no grammar police. Fuck off.

    • @xdbo4035
      @xdbo4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joewas2225 Fuck ON!

  • @billyverosky4821
    @billyverosky4821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    RIP DMX, you will be missed just like you missed those taxes 😢

  • @CTheKidd44
    @CTheKidd44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i started watching you about 2 years ago and i gotta say i never thought i would be watching someone who makes prison videos ... keep doing your thing homie💙