Prison Life - $160 COMMISSARY HAUL
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How not get the homie no deodorant
How the fuck do you have a phone in prison
Imagine getting monetized and a plaque in prison
🤣
Guiness world record vibes 😂
😂
I make music for these guys doing their bids. 💪🏽 and counting commissary is relaxing. I remember bro 💯 I SUBBED
😂
Not even joking when I say this but he has more food in his cell then my kitchen LOL 😂
I concur
Same 😂😂😂
It’s all junk food. Literally what he bought is what my cousins would go pick out my pantry
plot twist, you can leave your kitchen lol
That ain't food. It's all processed cr@p!
I watch videos like this to keep me on the straight and narrow.
Just to find out you’re still not straight 🌈
On God I respect him for keeping his head up doing his thang . But this ain't nothing to glamorize 😂
I bet you do . .
@@steelerj2000wym?
Me 2
Blood pressure went up just looking at this spread
Why so weak?
Yeah, bro's got more saltines than kkk at a rally, birmingham, nineteen fifty five.@toriamigo
@@SamuelButt-zi8yx😂 so specific lol
Agreed!!!
Most of that is used like money inside
I wanna know why $160 buys you more food inside then it does out here in the world!
It doesn't
Outside the walls you ca get 3 soups for 1 dollar. Behind the wall 1 soup for a dollar and his majority is soups so how is that cheaper
@@BigDDDD370😂😂😂😂 a soup for a dollar… you never been to the joint it seems.
@@visaliabsaeteurn559 been to 3 prisons I know what I'm talking about it seems you dont
@@visaliabsaeteurn559 I been to 3 prisons I know what I'm talking about. It looks like you dont
Onion, garlic powder, makeral, oysters, and tuna. Your celly must love you 😂
@@lukevandermark71 fr
Lol😅
Being locked up in a tiny place with a celly is worse than being alone in your cell.
You been there! 😂
@@JohnDoe-fz5pudepends if u got a good celly
U hooked ya homie up! Stay 🆙
He dumps it out like Halloween candy😅
I used to order one over the phone and my girl would order me one bag online lol walking back with 2 bags of commissary was the best feeling ever 😆
I know damn well you didn't get none of the best feelings of your life in jail 😂
@@mobxcag Ngl hilarious comment but cmon man bro obviously means best feeling ever in jail
Christmas was even better when you could order a special holiday bag from commissary and your family could order up to 3 more. 'course, that was Iowa.
@@mobxcageveryone's standards are different lol
😅😅😅 Sad.
Real content that's what this is I absolutely respect this video idk how he got his phone my man doing his thing good for you bro
Imagine being this content in prison.
Kinda makes it not so tough to go back …
Imagine time being this soft.
the corrections officers (females) buy burner smart phones and bring the phones in. Or visitation people bring them in hide them where the prison workers go to clean then pick up the phone and take it to the guy. 😮
Y'all stop worrying about where homie is , and enjoy the content, bruh gone get out and transition his channel 🙏🏾
When you are locked up, the state cannot make a profit or tax you on commissary. That's why it's cheaper and you get more
Into what? Another ninja making " how to make prison food? Smh
They make like 10 cents per day
Yup. And they get them jpays all month long@@MaultLiqaDrinka
Word...niggas need to subscribe and support to make it pop for him...
$160 for $30 of snacks is crazy
Shit crazy
Naw fr
You ain't lie 30 tops on the food
to be honest thats just false sure the ramens are like 25 cents each, but getting Oysters / macrel and those sausages alone on outside are 5$ minimum, that shits at leasssssssssst 100-140$ not all to bad they aint robbing yo ass.
@@yungplague5534 you sound dumb ass hell. like if you cant end up in jail an innocent person; like if cops arent dirty and put cases on people...
Make sure you rotate your product bro don’t want a 15 yo bag of rice haha
He does and mentions in the vid.. but I think rice lasts a while
@@tobe1207 Rice literally lasts forever as long as it doesn't get wet.
Your reality has me thinkin' about how lucky I am...
im the opposite this shit looks nice....
@@astrogenetic8591 Make that a third I'm also a opposite of you I'm not with shit and also feel lucky asl
@@astrogenetic8591have fun in prison. Where there is no woman. Makes me wonder about you.
@@astrogenetic8591 No rent, no slave job... monk life.
@@ReapingTheHarvest You really think monks just sit around Indian style and meditate all day and shit huh? That’s not real bro that’s Hollywood. And even if you wanna do that in prison, have fun trying to meditate while 50 people are hollering outside your cell all day every day, oh and your bunkie is constantly falling out because he’s a junky
I needed to see this video. My boy is so content it's a reminder for me to count my blessings and hustle harder.
Praying for you to get out asap I admire your demeanor even through you're not in the best of places.
U a real one for looking out for the homie
Maybe it's his gay homie he is looking out for 😂
aint nobody lookin out for anybody in there but themselves. His homie is gonna have to give that back times 3
im eating exactly like this in the military cabinet full of tuna bread and noodles 😂😂
He thought himself to be a grocery stocker when he gets out.
You need to teach yourself the difference between thought and taught
Bro with all them Oysters and Mackrell i know you blow that toilet up in there 😂
U always making the best of it moe keep pushing fam 💪🏽💪🏽
All the moebites I've ever met are either pedos, real-life lovers that love jail, or both!
Canteen day is like having Christmas once a week 😆.
Except if you broke you get nothing
I’ll take freedom and Christmas on Dec 25th tho over that lmaoooo
@maxa1656 same here, been out 10 yrs and have a great life today. Under the circumstances of being locked up though canteen day is very important.
U been eating plastic thinking it's rice for years 😂😂😂 worry bout yourself not him
@@maxa1656 what’s so good about a made up holiday?
Everyone down talking buddy but if you never been, you don’t know how good it feels to have store like this compared to the food they serving in there. Especially if it’s county 😮💨
Facts
Omg!!! I didn’t know that you can have all of this in jail/prison. Like where is the stove?!? And he got a phone?!? The life right there….
Making the most of it, definitely not the Life tho
@@JuiceGottaEat gonna suck when they find yo phone, eventually is the key word, all love mane
Lol, I've been scanning the comments for this, his energy reminded me of one of those coin pushing channels@@Treemeadow
I'm a brand new co and I want you to know whenever we're doing a shakedown I never mess with yalls food or toss it around I know prison food is trash and y'all rely on your commissary i hope you get out soon and keep your nose clean!
Seem like good dude. Did 7 years 25 years ago. Haven't been back don't plan to
Sure
@@josemendez-fy7km sure what?
Cap😂
More bang for your buck in prison than out in the free world at a grocery store...wow
dude you're really set up good in there, i would have the same exact set up as you if i was in there, the flattop stove and the calbinets around it is insane brodie
That’s my grocery list and I’m a free man 😂
I would never eat that s*** on the outside but wen u locked up those items taste like gourmet meals lol
Just stumbled on your videos today but god bless you bro, I appreciate you sharing your ways, much respect and love I send good energy
His cabinet is stocked better than mines
Lol
The amount of sodium in this video is giving me high blood pressure
U got own pad .. personal tv, a phone with Internet.. full groceries.... that's air bnb ..i know y'all got za too... 😅😂😂
Airbnb minus the pu$$y
Zza maybe
In my county jail , Kings County, California, we are allowed to go $200 a week in commisary or packaged or a combo of the both. At first I was maxing out every week, two giant body bags through my food port. Then it was just sitting there so I went $200 the beginning of the month and $100 a week after that. In state in California it’s $220 a month .
Here in IL usually it was always as long as it fit in your laundry bag you could buy as much as you want.
@@thechitownclown8972where in Illinois? Cause In Vandalia (Klandalia) it was $75, you’d have to order off of your buddy’s list who didn’t have $ to order
@@FrankLucas3 I didn't mean every joint. I just said that because he was in California. But that is the way they did it at East Moline and Vienna. Pretty sure they do it in a couple other places but not sure where. I would think the only reason they don't let you spend more than 75 at Vandalia is because it's mostly dorms. But I've never been there so I'm not sure. Then again they change the rules all the time.
@@thechitownclown8972 Ahh yes sweet moline that’s where I wanted to go lol. But Yeah Vandalia is privately owned too so it might be because of that but who the hell knows who makes up the rules. But yeah they would put maximum limits on it. 12 noodles (max) 1 peanut butter (max) etc.
@@FrankLucas3 It's not that sweet anymore. A storm blew their fence down years back, two guys tried to escape and they stopped free movement. This was more than a decade ago. But the good thing about that place was when I had five years left to go I was transferred there and they got Laundry Industries there. I got that job and made a 230$ A month. That's what made it okay. Plus they had a ton of programs so I was able to use my time up pretty good. Only thing is they fucked us on yard a lot.
Many years ago I met a man who was a very nice and humble millionaire at a cigar bar in Houston. He made his fortune from the Texas Department of criminal justice. Basically he was one of the main suppliers of commissary products to the prisons in Texas.
Basically would buy all the items on a wholesale scale on bulk. Of course rams noodles packets basically a salt lick in a bag or cup was alway his top selling item. But so was tuna and stationary products especially stamps.
dayum yu eating good innat bit 😂
Pgh?
Having money while you're down can be a curse as much as it is a blessing... i did a little over a year during the pandemic, and almost accidentally eliminated myself from eating this crap everyday... i came home up 70lbs and with all types of new health issues....i probably had days with 1000%+ sodium intake...(that chili with no beans was fire tho!)
Nice. The commissary in Iowa is what it is, it could always be better. I recall seeing some commissary forms from Illinois once. About 20% more options. 'course, things change. Depends on which facility one's in I guess. One has vending machines in the main hall, another has mad options for ordering specials. Etc.
Thinking, "Ohhh that one doesn't look like a salt/starch bathed in preservatives".... *proceeds to show a bag of salted peanuts*
When you see a haul video, you know some cooking videos will pop up soon.
Damnnn man eating good up in there!! 😂
Free bro, this life style just made me depressed and I’m free.
It get greater later
U got more shopping than alot out here😂😂😂😂
So if you get into a fight and have to go to the hole for a month do you lose all of this stuff? Or what happens if you get transferred?
The officers supposed to pack it up
That’s so sweet of you to look out for da homie… what he do fam?
😂 tf
You are asking wierd questions buddy 😂
@@Fluttershy763 and rocking the iPhone 6 Plus.
@@Fluttershy763 are you a cop
@@kylewelleman no.
This shouldn't be allowed in prison
The clock is ticking they can’t keep you forever you be out soon G keep your head up stay solid
YA DIG!
You choose real wise in your selections. You would be real hungry for real food if it was 160 honey buns. Good job man
I heard the homie pulled up nd got em right that's solid
Got way more food then in my what i have in my kitchen apart from the 3 hot meals provided already. Crime really does pay
This was satisfying to watch
My man is eating good behind bars. I gotta work OT to get that many ramen 🍜
I bet you can figure out how to make some form of birria tacos with the shredded beef
Might have to figure it out
bro running the block😂
Stay blessed man, I love your videos
A guilty pleasure?! Spam is probably the healthiest foodstuff you possess in your entire pantry. Maybe a close second would be the mercurial 'mackerel.'
Going on a spam only diet would probably promote your health.
So basically my nicca been hvin me send him $300 every shop day for nothin 😒
Shit cost diffrent everywhere some more sum less but either he on that dope or he gambling 😅
Get you a free man Queen
@@Bridgeburnerrrrr🤫🙊🙉🙈
@@yungplague5534you lames as hell
It might not be healthy food but I don't get the feeling that there's much healthy food on offer to buy in the first place and if there is I'm guessing that it costs more/for less food.
I'd care more about not being hungry than being healthy.
Even on the outside 'junk' food is comfort food, even more so when you've lost your freedom.
Good lookin out for the next man. 💯
Fck looking out
Ain't nothing free
@mistiblu9133 if my celly didn't have money for deodorants..id give it to him for free. Cell too small to be musty and stank.
I always find it funny that prison allow all that stuff to be bought and then wonder why they having to rig shit up to cook it lol
I see you! I was in Westville in Laporte county Indiana a while back. Bro that commissary look pretty damn good!!😅 other than the Ramen, tuna and summer sausage, all that other shit wasn’t readily available. Live up to the fullest while you in that mua fukka fareal! Hope you get out soon cuzzo!
I was locked up in kiddie camp with a buddie, big black dude.He went to westville and died. Think it was from asthma attack. Cos just left him on the ground, didnt help him at all. But that was like 2014 or 15
The nikes the phone the amount of money for commissary is wild idk what jail or prison this is but good for you guy doing his bid comfortable 💯💪🙏 get out do better god got you
You doing it BIG. Chicago stand up!
@@user-zh3tu7jq7gcaption say that . But it could be bs to throw ppl off
Def no prisons in chicago
bro gets more than you can get at the grocery store for $160 now days lmao
Do the guards mess everything up when they do shake downs ?
That's what I'm talking bout, he got mad contraband in that cell
@@abovetherest590he’s either at an undermanned facility with lazy guards OR he’s got a great hiding spot for all his contraband lol
Was just pouring myself some water and heard "got myself some titos" and was like wtf, so had to look at my phone and as I turn back I'm completely pouring the pitcher of water all over the counter lmao
Please explain how you have a phone in prison? Is that a new thing now? They let you keep your phone? Crazy.
things get smuggled in... watch Shawshank redemption. Old but accurate portrayal of jail/prison in the US
Just lately some prisons allow some to have phones, but most do not, and they pay people from out side to have guards bring you one. But you have to be real careful and hide it for inspections and lock downs.
You gotta realize some of these guys have been there for years and know a lot of people they also pick up on the schedules very fast
Just out of curiosity, is inspection a thing? And if it is do they fuck up everything you’ve organized and do they bother you about the food just because?
the size of that stack of papers on the floor lets me know you've been inside a grip. keep ya head up king
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@@JuiceGottaEat whats for breakfast today ; I fkn hated gettin woken up this early for bs I wasn’t eating 🤦🏽♂️
Whoever selling that is rich imagine making a product at 6c in sells for x6 😂
The Prison Industrial Complex is a highly profitable racket
How long does that commissary last u?
Week n a half
Bro went to jail and became a superstar everything happen for a reason
He got a lot of love on his ❤ 📚
Food is this man's Wife 💒
You should have bought some juice, because you already know Juice Ain't Free!
That's cold 🥶😂
That’s really nice of you to give stuff to the new guy. That’s what’s up
Sheeesh moe keep them Cortez clean 🧼
The fug kinda eurekas castle type ish you on?
@@jimmystrickland1034 I appreciate a pair of clean Cortez just like any real west coast g… you probably wouldn’t understand
@@ninetyoner8506 ROFL your a kid. Dumb as a box of crayons, but you can’t help that.
@@jimmystrickland1034hes talking bout shoes cortezez a.k.a kicks for short for nike anyone g would know what you were talking bout in the 80s threw 90's .
@@juansaldana8095 I wear Nike air monarchs.
Those green soups are so damn good, I can't find them on the outside i have only seen them while incarcerated
Dude I got chills...
Memories...
How much time you got?
If you dont mind sharing?
I just pulled 10. 4 more to go
How do prisoners get phone's now
@@JuiceGottaEat you gonna walk that shit down broski and com out and go crazy i swear ! gotta come out to NY and do a interview with me !
I remember those days. Hated to stand in line tho. Especially in the sun. Thank the lord I was released and changed my life to stay out. Keep your head up may God watch over you in this terrible time in your life.
Bros be talking like you and than be hiding cameras under the toilet seat at starbucks
Make a jambalaya moe ⁉️⁉️
Gotta be from DC saying moe
I pay $1 for Tuna packet at Kroger. It's not very good.
Stay up Fam in there.💪🏾🤲🏾👑💯
This is an example of doing what ya gotta do making a way no matter what. Accomplishing more than the average free man 💪🏽 I WILL Mention this guy in my music foreal like how Jadakiss did... 💯 BLESSINGS BRO
Taking care of my health with all that ramen
😂😂 when are you gonna start posting videos on your other channel? Mr Juice 😂😂
Rats, and mice running 🏃♂️ rapid in those cells! 😂
Love these haul videos.
I did a 20 spot and have been out for 20, I remember these days, last night I had TWO filet mignon with mashed tatters asparagus and 2 beers,smoked a p blunt smacked that trim and fell asleep and that is why I haven't returned,160 out here is one good meal, I wouldn't eat another ramen for a k,hey boss you don't think when one of those pigs see this they're not coming for that phone,? I got out before cell phones were big,I can't imagine doing time with one, would have been a millionaire on the way out,
Honestly guys the jail commissary thing is pathetic.You gotta want a better life for yourself.Aint nuthin cool about 160$ of prison commissary it's sad
aint nobody say this shit is cool, you just tripping on shit you made up
Shuuudd up .. mister poopie pantz .
Good lookin out for the homie on the real. Hygiene is a must
Inflation be hitting inmates hard.
Freee my man I never wish this on nobody
He's gotta be paying off dirty guards.
damn back in my day that would be around 30 to 40 they straight price gouging.
Bro liked jail so much he recreated at home😂😂
I remember a 80 bag used to damn near that big, shit only 10yr ago. Prices crazy, heard local county charging 2.80 or some for a honeybun rn
Looking at my fridge reminding myself that life isn't so bad.
Bringing back memories bro will never stop loving noodles and chips
As a free man, I feel like he may be eating better than me! Y’all got OYSTERS? Shoo I be eating eggs on the daily with a full time job! 😆😂
As soon as I heard that jail toilet in the background I knew this was legit I remember them mfs waking me up hella in the middle of the night 😂😂😂
@@Treemeadowwait what? This isn't legit?