Morril killing the bit piece. I mean he is shredding for normand to build that bit. These guys obviously have chemistry but this episode is molding the entire pod together in a way that I appreciate so much. I hope other soak this history in as well. Good shit
fuck yeah man, one o my fav pods comes on and i perk myself up and tuck myself in a blanket, it's de-stress with a comedy pod timeeee.... queefin it up over here
After shaving wash face with cold water then apply coconut oil on your face. You will never get razor burn using this guaranteed method. Also these guys have great taste in movies! Magnolia was Paul Thomas Anderson’s best movie and Tom Cruise‘s performance in that movie was stellar. His scene with Jason Robards as his father when he’s dying was amazing stuff.
Didn’t know much about you until you were on Whisky Ginger and I died! I’m glad I found this podcast, I’ve been binging it with my BF and loving it . You guys are great! Can’t wait till you come back to Toronto!
Dude is right that Sunday is the solid release day! Especially for a drunk pod. Sipping on Buffalo Trace and listening to pink floyd when you guys dropped this. Hype!
Serial killers definitely usually start off with animals. Though, bad ass bosses who happen to be ruthless killers love animals. Sometimes have their own zoos.
@@amarycandream9475 brilliant observation. People that order for people to be killed. Love animals. People that like to slice and dice. Consume and save momentous. Start by petting puppies to death
When I was seven, I had a coupon for a free goldfish after seeing the local mall Santa. The pet store guy told me to take 20. Because they die. I got them home, and named all of them. The next day, 19 were dead. I saw the lone survivor and told him « who knows if you were Steve, Jimmy or Barbara, but I now name you Survivor, and you and me are going to grow old together ». Survivor died as I was anointing him Survivor.
Pet shop guy screwed you. Fish need to breath, the amount of air in the water is affected/supplied by the water surface area. lets say 1 fish uses 1 air in 1 hour. The fish bowl can take 4 air from the water surface area in 1 hour. So the fish bowl can have 4 fish and they can breath and live. 4 fish could use 4 air in 1 hour, the bowl gives 4 air an hour. That's ok. Now put 20 fish in there and see them DIE!!!!! His problem was, he is use to giving people one fish and it dies of loneliness. So he had a plan, just not a well thought out one. Overkill. literally. He should have hit the sweet spot with 4 fish. All this from common knowledge and a little intuition, I know nothing about fish for the most part. But A little research corroborates what I'm saying. PS: Your welcome for me solving your mass fish extinction situation. No more mystery coordinated goldfish suicide to feel guilt over. It was science that killed your fish. PPS: I feel like this could almost be turned into a bit. Not a good one, like something you would see on the Kill Tony podcast.
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“That’s how I know I’m too drunk, when I start using my pets as a napkin” lol. One of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time!
haha dude amazing
Dank when mark is on fire he’s transcendent AF LMAO
they killed this one
I've never seen Normand NOT on fire. He's 🔥
"Being blind in New York is like being a child in the Vatican"
High risk
I laughed so hard and sam didn't even recognize
Martin Lawrence - Talkin' dirty after Dark, you aren't crazy Mark :)
Fire the googler! You're hired!
Morril killing the bit piece. I mean he is shredding for normand to build that bit. These guys obviously have chemistry but this episode is molding the entire pod together in a way that I appreciate so much. I hope other soak this history in as well. Good shit
totally dude. absolutely correct man
mark drinks and wants to cut loose, sam gets drinks and wants to play it safe
The pod has holes in its defense? Lmao
that's a theme song lyric
“I’m a big cheese queef” I’m dying lol
Mark and Sam - you guys make my drive to work Monday mornings a blast ! Comedy !
that's right. 10000% accurate
fuck yeah man, one o my fav pods comes on and i perk myself up and tuck myself in a blanket, it's de-stress with a comedy pod timeeee.... queefin it up over here
yall need to make a channel for this podcast its confusing af with double uploads but love u both
I feel bad for sam cause I always see at mark's
^Same^
Same with Sebastian and Pete.
Why would you want triple uploads?
Just one upload on the pod channel was the proposition, instead of two uploads, each one on their individual channel.
It's 5:33 AM in India.
I'm glad I'm awake at the right time for old Queef and GruffyVoice
Hope you and your family stay safe. 🙏🏽
Mast
@@estebancuatro5679 somehow yes! I'm fully vaccinated too
SUNDAY DRUNKDAY perfect time to release it !!!! I have already been drinking bloody marys. Lets drink with them !!!!
Amen brother🤙🏼
Nice! Vodka and sprite over here in florida. Love a drink and laughing to these guys banter
@@JDMK1DD17 I'm in florida too !!! Jacksonville 😎🏝🌞🍻🥂🥃🍹🍸🍷
Sun beach and drinks. We lucky people!
Watching him google that Martin Lawrence stand up special cover was infuriating and hilarious
lolll best comment
I love the second half of the pod. The joke workshopping is my fav!
First time tuning in, I literally just started the Sopranos, C’MON MAN!
The Sopranos ran from 1999 through 2007. It finished 14 years ago and you just got around to watch it, tough luck.
Damn, only sociopath gets pissed and considers it a spoiler when others are talking about 15 yr old episode.
10:52 HILARIOUS 😹🐕🦺🦮🐕🦺🦮🐕🦺🧑🦯👩🦯👨🏼🦯👩🦯👨🏼🦯🧑🦯💩💩💩💩💩
I just ran upstairs thinking my girlfriend fell down the stairs but she was sleeping and I realized it was just Mark hitting the mic.
I fkng hate how the four nachos in the middle get all the cheese
and then I'm eating a plate of chips with nothing on them
That always wrecks my day all to hell.
What are you? Communist Cuba? 😂😂🙈
my rec of the week is whiplash. just a fantastic movie, very worthy of a second viewing
After shaving wash face with cold water then apply coconut oil on your face. You will never get razor burn using this guaranteed method. Also these guys have great taste in movies! Magnolia was Paul Thomas Anderson’s best movie and Tom Cruise‘s performance in that movie was stellar. His scene with Jason Robards as his father when he’s dying was amazing stuff.
Magnolia is amazing.
The only podcast that’s Seinfeld meets Sopranos
So now I’m a douche for wearing cologne? lmao, love the pod guys keep up the good work!
I’ve been drunk all day! Cheers 🍻
Same here. Cheers
SAME !!! SUNDAY DRUNKDAY perfect time to release it !!!! Lets drinks with them !!!!
@@SparkySINN heck yeah! What you drinking? I’m drinking some coors light
@@noelruiz3526 crown on ice
@@noelruiz3526 I was litterally drinking Bloody Marys !!! I love them a great Sunday all day Drink !!! Was funny seeing the theme🤣😹
this become my first in the morning coffee podcast. two of the greatest joke writers in activity.
Keep queefing
“That made me Microsoft” such wit!
This upload is my signal to start drinking tonight 🍻
Favorite pod! Bring the cat on as first guest.
Love this podcast. I hope y'all blow up and get them checks. This shit is so chill and down to earth. No force fee bullshit. Keep it this way y'all.
Love the audio levels...I can actually here everything with blasting my speakers ha!!
Can we get that scallion with the small mouth in here? “We might be gay”.
We need to get Sam a pedestal table at 4' tall to set his drink down up there.
26:45
Drinking Hatozaki Japanese whiskey . Enjoying the podcast . Thanks fellas 👌
I love this podcast, one of my favourite podcasts
Ur guys movie recs or even just the movies u talk about r great thanks
Didn’t know much about you until you were on Whisky Ginger and I died! I’m glad I found this podcast, I’ve been binging it with my BF and loving it . You guys are great! Can’t wait till you come back to Toronto!
Mark is setting himself up to get robbed again 🤦
facts
Well he got that doe
His producer should of cut it
Definitely my favorite podcast out there. Looking forward to getting drunk with you guys every monday. Great stuff!
Just started watching Sopranos cause of you guys. Just got to the 2nd season and love it
Mark wants a more evenly distributed version of Nachos? how about 7 Layer Dip?
that's what I said! love 7 layer dip
Jaws... guy in glasses... Richard Dreyfuss... Close Encounters...what about Bob...etc.
He qould be sooo pissed if he watched this! LMAO
"Fuckin a family member" was where I lost it.
Mark Normand is becoming Rick Sanchez
1:11:34 killer bit mark, don't let sam discourage you
It's been done though. Always prefer honest feedback.
A bed can never be too big, get the hell away from me while I'm trying to sleep
Two of my favorite comedians
Favorite one. Love the peeves. The recs. The potential jokes and development but I might be drunk.
Who else has started noticing themselves using Marks mannerisms and hand movements??
and saying "Comedy" randomly to make yourself laugh
Dude is right that Sunday is the solid release day! Especially for a drunk pod. Sipping on Buffalo Trace and listening to pink floyd when you guys dropped this. Hype!
Best car chasing scenes. Ronin. That's the best God damn driving I've seen in a movie
Great sode fellas! I’m Canadian so I had Caesars in a short glass while watched. Queef!
That cheese bit was great! You guys should tour together the way Rogan and Chapelle did.
Tiger woods is the best example for that bit about the differences between horny and pregnant
For real, place the drink recipe(s) and ingredients in the description. It’ll add a nice little detail. 💁♂️🍸🍹
Yes please and also the recs for movies, docs and food places! That would be awesome! ✌️😘
"It's the fake tits of cheeese!!" I spit my water out 😂
Eddie Izzard has done standup shows entire in English, French, German and Dutch!
That’s amazing. Eddie is incredible in general.
Dutch too?! I knew about the French and maybe German but...DAYUUUM
OMG 😝😅 FUK YEAH! PERFECT TIMING 🔥
“That’s horrific! He’s rapping loudly, I hate this guy!”
Mark and Sam need to discover something called 7 Layer dip. It's the orgy for nacho lover's. It's the most even-and-loaded nacho experience.
SAM HAS A CONEHEAD HEAD.
FUNNY KID THO. LOVE THE POD
i love both of them, Kevin Hart with Sam Morril , amazing chemistry
I wish I knew about this show earlier. These 2 together is great
Y’all are high departed is fye
I woulda poured myself some Red Eye & Tito’s during the bits & peeves
I must confess I👍🏼 my own comment
Keep going Mark! Seen you alround youtube since THE morningshow-interview.
the part where mark acts out the guy discovering the use for lemons needs to be a clip.
48:57: HOW ELSE DO YOU FLOSS? I can't imaging those floss threads! *barf* *barf*
Thanks for the earlier upload fellas
Best podcast out
I am becoming a regular. Love the pod guys!
Sam Morrill is amazing. The counseling comment is genius.
i like the cake cover parody. i feel like thats an inside joke for me and maybe 4 other people and i appreciate it.
They now have a "Jamie " pulling things up.
except this guy can't google for shit :))
Yo mark, keep it up. Love this show
Nachos should come with a heated plate and options. Combined the nacho fajita experience
Serial killers definitely usually start off with animals. Though, bad ass bosses who happen to be ruthless killers love animals. Sometimes have their own zoos.
@@amarycandream9475 brilliant observation. People that order for people to be killed. Love animals. People that like to slice and dice. Consume and save momentous. Start by petting puppies to death
There's something to that "American cheese" bit you guys had going haha
I get lit every time I see the new ep
sam has the permeant drink holding hand
Plain chips in nachos is like the bread on the edge of a sandwich where all the meat is piled in the center. Spread the meat out for even flavor!
These would definitely get more views with professional thumbnails
Yeah this thumbnail was really the worst I've seen of any podcast I listen to
2 of today's funniest comedians. What could go wrong?
Cake I will survive..... excellent
Sunday, a cigar and these guys! Awesome.
Can opener was invented 50 years AFTER the tin can....
Solid podcast
I can't believe these two have a podcast together that's sick
you mention Portland many times ... Maine or Oregon ? I;m a westy and can't find either upon my searches
I can't believe Sam doesn't know about the long running Stevie Wonder rumour 🤣
The fkn song lmfao oh shit a new fav podcast heeeell yeaaah! what about fresh Mozzarella? that stuff is awesome
Mark’s fake laugh is a bit in itself
Bed can never be to big. The house. Needs to feel like a home
When I was seven, I had a coupon for a free goldfish after seeing the local mall Santa. The pet store guy told me to take 20. Because they die. I got them home, and named all of them. The next day, 19 were dead. I saw the lone survivor and told him « who knows if you were Steve, Jimmy or Barbara, but I now name you Survivor, and you and me are going to grow old together ». Survivor died as I was anointing him Survivor.
Pet shop guy screwed you. Fish need to breath, the amount of air in the water is affected/supplied by the water surface area.
lets say 1 fish uses 1 air in 1 hour. The fish bowl can take 4 air from the water surface area in 1 hour. So the fish bowl can have 4 fish and they can breath and live.
4 fish could use 4 air in 1 hour, the bowl gives 4 air an hour. That's ok. Now put 20 fish in there and see them DIE!!!!! His problem was, he is use to giving people one fish and it dies of loneliness. So he had a plan, just not a well thought out one. Overkill. literally. He should have hit the sweet spot with 4 fish.
All this from common knowledge and a little intuition, I know nothing about fish for the most part. But A little research corroborates what I'm saying.
PS: Your welcome for me solving your mass fish extinction situation. No more mystery coordinated goldfish suicide to feel guilt over. It was science that killed your fish.
PPS: I feel like this could almost be turned into a bit. Not a good one, like something you would see on the Kill Tony podcast.
THE BEST ONE YET. i think.
Love the show, great ep! Still like the original theme song best, just me. Y'all are great
Italian nachos with sausage marinara and pesto is friggen fantastic! You guys gotta try that on the podcast!
50:09 mark, i thought the claw was genius at first too. but it's just a waste of plastic AND more expensive
Intro is excellent!
Mark, the best way to achieve supreme nachos is to layer so each bite is complete.
I’m definitely drunk
Thought Dennis Leary had the croissant croisandwich bit...
Mark twain was Awesome Doc! Gotta check out The man who would be king.