New drinking game; “we will be drunk” A; Any time someone mentions The Sopranos - take a sip of your drink 2 - Any time someone mentions Seinfeld - take a shot D: take a double shot any time someone mentions Salacuse 5: Any time Mark burps/farts or says the word queef - finish your drink
im fucked up on beer watcing this thank yo this is all tat i have you guys saved my life i was literally about to clicking "submit" on my army application and heard this podcast and got distracted i owe you one. hot tub time lol
Regarding the intro songs, I’ve been a fan of both; but now every time I watch an episode, “I will survive” will be stuck in my head for an undetermined amount of time.
This is my new favorite podcast. I find both of these guys extremely hilarious and I have begun rewatching all of the episodes. Thanks for the amazing entertainment! 👏
NAH use the top of your head i learned the hard way. i split my forehead open on the bridge of some guys nose who robbed me of some weed at lollapalooza back in 2007.
I bought white claws two weeks ago just to please the crowd and I cracked a couple before I started this pod and my god the smile on my face when mark pulled out the mango...
Mark I liked the peloton bit you posted on Facebook. Seemed like you already had it worked out pretty well. I liked the end “is it fun at least? No, someone hotter yells at you” lol
When my wife and I got married we didn't have much money but we'd been to several more traditional weddings that year and we kept talking between us about what we liked and didn't like about each wedding experience. A lot of similar stuff to what you guys are saying. Mostly involving making the guests do things they don't really want to do. We didn't have much money at the time so we wanted our wedding to stand out in a different way. We wanted it to be enjoyable for our guests as well as ourselves. What a concept! But friends, it can be done. We tried to eliminate all the stuff we didn't like about the weddings we'd been to. We had a picnic in a really nice spot in Seattle where we were living at the time. We served drinks and cake and had a volleyball net...there were kids running around a may pole thing...just a nice sunny Seattle day. Then we had our homemade ceremony and went back to picnicking until the sun set in the background. The whole wedding, rings, legal stuff, renting the space...less than 2K. Very little travel involved for our guests, almost everyone was from the area. We told people to wear whatever they were most comfortable wearing to a picnic, so nobody was uncomfortable. Everybody brought their own picnic food so you know, they brought stuff they liked. A friend baked an awesome cake and I actually mean awesome cake. We picked a day that statistically hardly ever gets rain. We picked a place with tons of nearby parking. We had a cool ceremony that we designed ourselves, everyone seemed to be happily enjoying themselves...and we got several comments to the effect that this was the best, least stressful and most fun wedding they'd ever been to. It was actually a pretty low stress day for both of us too considering that it was a wedding.
@@kylevids3951 love em! Before this was usually listening to Bill Burr clips where he's ranting about Pop culture, and especially movies. There's a channel on here that's solely dedicated to Bill Burr clips on that
I'm gonna save this to my watch later, and watch it tomorrow while I'm drinking. See you then my favorite comedians. If you ever bear the heat, you should make your way to Arizona for a show
I’m a musician and I loved hearing them talk about musicians working out their material on stage 🤣 actually you do work out stuff on stage but it’s not so much about the lyrics , but musical details ( drumming , dynamics , etc ). If you look at a bunch of live performances of I can’t get no satisfaction, no two live performances will sound the same. But it’s for sure not the same process as comedy.
Mark been watching Hacks, thanks for the rec. watched an interview with the writers tho and they’re super like “men suck we need to hire women only” but the writing is decently clever and satirical.
Love these guys two of the best comics out there today. Sam looks like Anthony Bourdain in the early stages of vampirism and Marks a queef but they’re both great.
Love the shoutout to Rick and Morty. The first time I saw it I was stoned and tripping on 25-i (fake acid) and when you’re tripping it’s awesome to be outside except this night there was a ridiculous thunderstorm and it was raining really hard. Needless to say Rick and Morty was a nice consolation prize. That night was also the first time I saw The Eric Andre Show.
Just turned it on....mark off the rip with mencia and remake hahahhaha love this show! Robocop is another one of those movies as a kid was great, as and adult blows your mind.
Here's a rec - Mark to get an assistant, so that he doesn't show up to podcasts on the wrong day and doesn't kill himself packing too many podcasts into one day...someone who can get a credit card for him, and to use the perks to get him into the airline lounge! And to book the travel logistics for him. I feel like Mark is a younger brother that I want to help out!
Don't judge but I always smoke to this show. Rarely drink along. A solid duo. Also, my friend Jeff Griffin was Ryan Gosling's assistant in The Big Short. Underrated role! Peace, guys!
My new favorite podcast easily. I need it. Keep it going. Sam discovering Mark didn’t use credit cards was hilarious. I also sold cutco. What a shit job but I still have my demo set and use it as my main knives at home.
Hey Mark if you read this comment about your bit on the peloton. I did hear an angle where somebody said that mankind is so twisted that we drive a vehicle to the gym just to walk on a treadmill. I'm not sure if that's related but sounds pretty close.
Rec for you guys: Mid 1950's era Sinatra: "In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning" and "Only The Lonely" in particular...before the boozy 60's era, which I also love but for different reasons. The 50's stuff is really artful and just some of the best singing ever sung. Powerful, vulnerable, melancholy, hopeful...all carried by that amazing voice in its prime.
Really enjoyed you and the Greek geek on Whitney's pod! She hit the perfect cocktail of hard prebiotics and Adderall for sure lol that 4+ hours flew by
White claw is perfect for when you don’t want to drink, but feel like you should.
Or when you feel like you shouldn't drink, but want to
Your comment has been the " newest" comment for a year. It's surprising because these are great.
@@mikul3122 that’s me every day 😂
And the great thing about a show like Eastbound & Down is that deep, deep down, it is full of wisdom and lessons.
Ashley Schaeffer BMW! Ashley Schaeffer BMW!
New drinking game; “we will be drunk”
A; Any time someone mentions The Sopranos - take a sip of your drink
2 - Any time someone mentions Seinfeld - take a shot
D: take a double shot any time someone mentions Salacuse
5: Any time Mark burps/farts or says the word queef - finish your drink
good luck, queefs!
This game should be called “Get alcohol poisoning.”
@@petemal3884 * “We Might Get Alcohol Poisoning” * to keep in the spirit (no pun intended) of the podcast
If you’re not drunk or high you’re a queef! Cheers! 🍺🍁
Injecting my heroine now!
Comedy ! ☝🏻
Gotta go get my Tito’s from the gas station first. Whatever gets the job done before I turn full queef !
im fucked up on beer watcing this thank yo this is all tat i have you guys saved my life i was literally about to clicking "submit" on my army application and heard this podcast and got distracted i owe you one. hot tub time lol
This is the 5th Sunday in a row I’ve been awake at midnight for the EP… I gotta get my shit together lol
Regarding the intro songs, I’ve been a fan of both; but now every time I watch an episode, “I will survive” will be stuck in my head for an undetermined amount of time.
“Time flies when you’re having fun. That’s why I don’t like to have TOO much fun. Time goes by too fast. I like to have a moderate amount of fun “
What a clutch upload I needed this
Ohhh look who has a little hangover
It's pretty dope Ellen let you guys use her old set.
She loves Mark as he can't look anyone in the eye
@@SLD1 plus he's a little gay
TSA pre-check, credit cards, assistants, what else Mark??
seen the norm yesterday at soul joels! he actually used some of the bits and they killed! lovin this pod and both these deuchebags. comedy!
I couldn’t get the weekend off otherwise I would’ve been there yukking it up! How was Ari?
Mango is a great flavor, Mark. What a queef
This is my new favorite podcast. I find both of these guys extremely hilarious and I have begun rewatching all of the episodes. Thanks for the amazing entertainment! 👏
And coming down the straight Mark is in the lead with his video released first
24:51 NEVER headbutt someone's forehead with your own, you want your forehead to smash their nose
NAH use the top of your head i learned the hard way. i split my forehead open on the bridge of some guys nose who robbed me of some weed at lollapalooza back in 2007.
@@stephenbeary7887 we call that the Zidane
I like how this pod already has a proper set/studio and Tuesdays has been around for years and they're just on Mark's couch lol
Eastbound and down, sopranos, the wire, mark normands hour; man hbo was king back in the day
Love it when y'all drop a new pod, thanks guys!
The SNL with Billy Idol and Hartman doing Sinatra in the studio made me laugh till I honked!
I'm definitely drunk.
I bought white claws two weeks ago just to please the crowd and I cracked a couple before I started this pod and my god the smile on my face when mark pulled out the mango...
the theme song always reminds me of the band cake
Thank you for this comment. I knew the theme reminded me of some 90s alt Rock song, and now I realize I’m getting “I Will Survive” vibes from it
@@coreysheldon4332 cheers 🍻those are the vibes i get too
If you listen you’ll see it’s the same melody as I will survive
Time to drink and sleep! I have been waiting all day for this drop. Thanks fatties!
Glad to finally see the guys talking about cancel culture and the current climate in entertainment and movies
Mark I liked the peloton bit you posted on Facebook. Seemed like you already had it worked out pretty well. I liked the end “is it fun at least? No, someone hotter yells at you” lol
When my wife and I got married we didn't have much money but we'd been to several more traditional weddings that year and we kept talking between us about what we liked and didn't like about each wedding experience. A lot of similar stuff to what you guys are saying. Mostly involving making the guests do things they don't really want to do. We didn't have much money at the time so we wanted our wedding to stand out in a different way. We wanted it to be enjoyable for our guests as well as ourselves. What a concept! But friends, it can be done. We tried to eliminate all the stuff we didn't like about the weddings we'd been to. We had a picnic in a really nice spot in Seattle where we were living at the time. We served drinks and cake and had a volleyball net...there were kids running around a may pole thing...just a nice sunny Seattle day. Then we had our homemade ceremony and went back to picnicking until the sun set in the background. The whole wedding, rings, legal stuff, renting the space...less than 2K. Very little travel involved for our guests, almost everyone was from the area. We told people to wear whatever they were most comfortable wearing to a picnic, so nobody was uncomfortable. Everybody brought their own picnic food so you know, they brought stuff they liked. A friend baked an awesome cake and I actually mean awesome cake. We picked a day that statistically hardly ever gets rain. We picked a place with tons of nearby parking. We had a cool ceremony that we designed ourselves, everyone seemed to be happily enjoying themselves...and we got several comments to the effect that this was the best, least stressful and most fun wedding they'd ever been to. It was actually a pretty low stress day for both of us too considering that it was a wedding.
De debet vs credit discussion is amazing. I wholeheartedly agree with me Normand.
Perfect timing
I literally came here to say this lol
Long time Mark fan, just discovered Sam, and now finding out they have a podcast together!? 😳 😱🤯
Welcome to the show!
Normand is funny Sam tries I guess. Hope you like topics about movies!
@@kylevids3951 love em! Before this was usually listening to Bill Burr clips where he's ranting about Pop culture, and especially movies. There's a channel on here that's solely dedicated to Bill Burr clips on that
Make sure you on that Tuesdays with Stories my man.
@@roncougar6156 noted.
I love that Cake/Gloria Gaynor inspired intro.
We might survive!
I'm gonna save this to my watch later, and watch it tomorrow while I'm drinking. See you then my favorite comedians.
If you ever bear the heat, you should make your way to Arizona for a show
One of the best pods to drink with 🍷 🍻
Mark ..just saying...COMEDY 😝
Normand is killing the pod game!! Keep rockin
10:01: Adam McKay is \m/ Like yeah sureeeeeeeeee he's also the landlord's dad, but boy that hooman wrote some cray cray shit!
New subscriber. You make it look easy and natural, enjoying you guys!
I’m a musician and I loved hearing them talk about musicians working out their material on stage 🤣 actually you do work out stuff on stage but it’s not so much about the lyrics , but musical details ( drumming , dynamics , etc ). If you look at a bunch of live performances of I can’t get no satisfaction, no two live performances will sound the same. But it’s for sure not the same process as comedy.
Animal collective used to tour with new songs before recording them in the studio. Basically working them out live
@@urbanslaw2612 i love the band animal collective
Mark been watching Hacks, thanks for the rec. watched an interview with the writers tho and they’re super like “men suck we need to hire women only” but the writing is decently clever and satirical.
Love these guys two of the best comics out there today. Sam looks like Anthony Bourdain in the early stages of vampirism and Marks a queef but they’re both great.
Love the shoutout to Rick and Morty. The first time I saw it I was stoned and tripping on 25-i (fake acid) and when you’re tripping it’s awesome to be outside except this night there was a ridiculous thunderstorm and it was raining really hard. Needless to say Rick and Morty was a nice consolation prize. That night was also the first time I saw The Eric Andre Show.
Man that was a long moment after 9pm til now
Gotta say, totally agree with marks credit card argument
my rec of the week is alone in the wilderness, it just feels good to watch
Makes me feel better watching y’all day drinking lol. I need a new life
Just rained out of work on night shift. Time to get drunk and listen
Sam! "The Verdict" trivia:Bruce Willis is in the courtroom scene as an extra! Before he even got a movie or TV role of course.
East bound and down w Mc bride is the funniest fkn HBO show ever !
Just turned it on....mark off the rip with mencia and remake hahahhaha love this show!
Robocop is another one of those movies as a kid was great, as and adult blows your mind.
Always look forward to listening to these episodes. Thank you for lightening up my workdays.
Here's a rec - Mark to get an assistant, so that he doesn't show up to podcasts on the wrong day and doesn't kill himself packing too many podcasts into one day...someone who can get a credit card for him, and to use the perks to get him into the airline lounge! And to book the travel logistics for him. I feel like Mark is a younger brother that I want to help out!
This time I'm ALREADY drunk. Lucked out.
Love this pod
I wish he brought some white sunglasses and visors to go with the claws
Bro. And some Zaaa
Morril's reaction to Mark not using credit is hilarious! 54:17
New HBO series that's pretty out there and is nothing we've seen before... Barry
More kickflips Mark
I'm definitely farting in the hotbox for this one.
Best theme song on any pod.
Come on Mark. They obviously write and do the song in the studio. Put it on an album and pray for the best
Shout out from okc brick town see you soon Sam we love y’all
Mango is the worst flavour? Come on - it's Lime!
Mark ended up saying Lime is the ultimate worst. All is well in the world.
If everyone wants a great current HBO show, watch Barry. You HAVE to see this show.
Two of the best joke writers right here
havnt been here in a while, "they might be just bitching about things regular people do" hahaha
Loved the Pelaton bit!
Pretty sure this new intro song stole the tune to I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. Love the pod though.
You’ve seriously never heard beck’s version of gaynors’ song? Give it a goog, it’s a great song!
I believe it's based on the Cake version. I'm fairly positive Sam himself is singing, no one can confirm this for me though
@@seanalexander1234 cake ! Thanks man! He sounds just like the guy
Steve Aoki's Dad created Benihana, not Hibachi lol. Hibachi's are just hot plates essentially over here.
Benihana’s?....... Beni..... hanas.... BENIFUCKINGHANAS?!?
Don't judge but I always smoke to this show. Rarely drink along. A solid duo. Also, my friend Jeff Griffin was Ryan Gosling's assistant in The Big Short. Underrated role! Peace, guys!
There's a seltzer made here in Texas called ranch water. My wife's aunt says it doesn't taste like ranch at all.
Mark is such a Rick and Sam is his Morty.
That is so weird. I just posted that comment and then they start talking about Rick an Morty!
I live in Lakeland Florida which is directly between Orlando and Tampa Florida. I get to see you both within a week!!!!!!!!
Ever seen an alligator on bath salts?
Can't get enough of the intro song. Great opening!
Californication is the best anti-hero comedy from the 2000s!!
My new favorite podcast easily. I need it. Keep it going.
Sam discovering Mark didn’t use credit cards was hilarious.
I also sold cutco. What a shit job but I still have my demo set and use it as my main knives at home.
Is that Sam singing in the intro.... "We might be drunk"?
Great voice whoever it is!
It's Colin Smith / @colinsmithmusic
Hey Mark if you read this comment about your bit on the peloton. I did hear an angle where somebody said that mankind is so twisted that we drive a vehicle to the gym just to walk on a treadmill. I'm not sure if that's related but sounds pretty close.
Freakin love this podcast
Bro mark has such a voice .. he sounds so much funnier than regular folk 🤣🤣
Mark you queef I know you're gonna read this love your stuff man .....COMEDY!
Rec for you guys: Mid 1950's era Sinatra: "In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning" and "Only The Lonely" in particular...before the boozy 60's era, which I also love but for different reasons. The 50's stuff is really artful and just some of the best singing ever sung. Powerful, vulnerable, melancholy, hopeful...all carried by that amazing voice in its prime.
Mark probably heard the "whats electricity?" Bit from Joe Mande
Going to listen when I’m knee deep in Jonnie Walker Double Black and Coke because I’m not savage. I might be drunk. I might be... drunk 🥃
Really enjoyed you and the Greek geek on Whitney's pod!
She hit the perfect cocktail of hard prebiotics and Adderall for sure lol that 4+ hours flew by
Surfs up!
Lack of risk: Watch the animaed "Duckman" now and see how much of it would NOT be made today!
Wait,gotta go.Gotta take my DINGLE to a Release Party,To-Go ! Ta-Da ! it's over ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I might be blazed
A bar aesthetic would suit the set. Maybe something the guys would consider?
54:31: Yeea boi! Yoo is doing it correkt Normand!
14:54 mark you do any podcast 😅
Love to see these two get sauced and talk like grown men.
It’s 12:27 and I’m going to get drunk! God help me.
So this pod is my new obsession
Want to see these guy try White Claw Surge.
i am totally stealing that joke about the guy that works in HR at a concentration camp
another great ep
Weird, I was on my second can of beer and you two pull cans out of a brown bag. Tripendicular!!!!
I love how the theme song is just a rip off if I will survive
Sam: "Cooperate strangulation has killed originality in entertainment."🔥🔥