'watch you study" *bold of you to assume I study* "Watch you play games with your friends" *bold of you to assume my parents would let me go to my friends house for more than an hour*
Him: I can get a tattoo kit and give us matching tattoos Me: I know you crazy but don't get too crazy now. Only professionals can touch me with a needle
9:33 "Your skin..... 🎶"Your skin is warm like an oven, your kiss is sugary sweet, your fingers feel like cotton, when you put your arms around me..."🎶- Cake by Melanie Martinez
i’m such an empathetic person that i would get happy just by listening how happy he is to be with us, even tho we’re in a terrible situation. i guess i care too much about other people lol
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your dumbass 15% or more on car insurance. (Stop asking if i can give you insurance for free the answer is no, broke ass) -Also remember to get your lazy ass up, eat your food, stay hydrated,and that you’re loved
Me: *wakes up* Him: good morning ur finaly awake Me: 👁👄👁...🕳👄🕳 Him:u were asleep for 6 hours me usualy getting 2-3 hours of sleep:ayo gimmie more sleepy pills Sorry but all my games are single player ◕`ε´◕
I mean, I'm always up for a grilled cheese. But my first question is always gonna be "are you sure you got the right person?" Because I am the opposite of what my guy is describing.
it's just a needle that stains your skin with ink, stabbing you hundreds of times for even a small tattoo. nah, it definitely won't hurt at all. in all seriousness, tattoos can hurt like a bitch and unless he sedates you, you're gonna feel it.
Him: mentioning about him doing tattoos with each other Me: wouldn’t matching jewelry be better honey 😅. You know… having your name carved on my jewelry while you have mine. But yeah we can do tattoos with our names carved BY A PROFESSIONAL
"follow you to class n watch you study" Boy I'm homeschooled and I'm napping when I should be studying so bye u watching me study how to go to bed on time? And jokes on u u couldn't of watched me eat lunch bc I don't eat! 😎🤝
Wauw this yandere went to La la land quick. Poor listener Who is stuck with this dude he do'es not listen or consider the listeners feelings he just goes of to fantasy land on his own...... Creeeeepy Please make a part two
Yes yes, that's all fine and dandy( not really, but that can be discussed later) as of right now I'ma need some gloves, brillo pads, a broom, clorex wipes, and some more cleaning stuff. Cause if I HAVE to stay here, in this dreary basement, can I at least clean the area? 🗑️🧤🏃🏽♀️💨
"we can get matching tattoos"
Me: "woah there, lets not get hasty now?" *nervous laughter*
Ooga booga I'm the negative energy and monster under your bed 🛌
'watch you study" *bold of you to assume I study*
"Watch you play games with your friends" *bold of you to assume my parents would let me go to my friends house for more than an hour*
You are literally me while watching this😂
Hold of you to assume I have friends
man im dead this comment has me dying👏💀✨
I don't have friends 🥲
me: *gets kidnapped*
me: oh no
you: you don't have to work or study anymore
me: this man is trying to seduce me
escaping capitalism by being kidnapped by a yandere
"and it's working!"
@@Eli.rogers no more school or anything lit
Him: I can get a tattoo kit and give us matching tattoos
Me: I know you crazy but don't get too crazy now. Only professionals can touch me with a needle
when u actually love grilled cheese sandwiches
That just remind me of The Sims 4-
now i wanna make grilled cheese sandwiches
Ooga booga I'm the negative energy and the monster under your bed 👹🛌
Ive developed such an unhealthy attachment to this audio I literally cannot sleep without it
There there… *pat pat*
Fair enough
Fr like same
Same here❤
9:33 "Your skin.....
🎶"Your skin is warm like an oven, your kiss is sugary sweet, your fingers feel like cotton, when you put your arms around me..."🎶- Cake by Melanie Martinez
My parents are going to kill me if they see I watched this but it’s worth it
Don’t die…
Same bro
i’m such an empathetic person that i would get happy just by listening how happy he is to be with us, even tho we’re in a terrible situation. i guess i care too much about other people lol
Same 😂
Him:finaly your awake
My brain:just go back to sleep hurry!
😭🙌🏼You know it's bad that we are willing to be kidnap for free food and water
Him= We can get matching tattoos
Me= Well my cousin is a tattoo artist 😃
in love with your voice. it’s very calmly
Fr
CaLmLY
Let's not talk about the fact I fell asleep half way through
Now I'm scared of leaving my drinks on the table 😰
This is why I told my mom I wanted a flask on my hip so no one could poison me
Also why I don’t bring water bottles to school
as you should be thats why i don’t carry a bottle or anything with me
Am I the only one that can listen to them humming all day😋💜
THIS MAN IS SO UNDERRATED YOUR VOICE IS GIVING ME BUTTERLIES❤❤❤❤
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save your dumbass 15% or more on car insurance.
(Stop asking if i can give you insurance for free the answer is no, broke ass)
-Also remember to get your lazy ass up, eat your food, stay hydrated,and that you’re loved
@whatthedogdoin? no
@whatthedogdoin? no
day 1 of replying to this comment until GEICO gives all of us free insurance😉
@@noodlez9825 Hahaha you will be replying a lot get readyy
@@Geicoo i'm ready to do whatever it takes for the free insurance.
the humming at the beginning was so weird and gave me such intense déjà vu because my grandma used to sing that song to me when i was a kid
Me: *wakes up*
Him: good morning ur finaly awake
Me: 👁👄👁...🕳👄🕳
Him:u were asleep for 6 hours
me usualy getting 2-3 hours of sleep:ayo gimmie more sleepy pills
Sorry but all my games are single player ◕`ε´◕
Lol i even play jewels:)
Hah I've been up all not watching these is is currently 3 in the morning
I skeptisch like 30 min today and now in gotta Gold to school😀
I mean, I'm always up for a grilled cheese. But my first question is always gonna be "are you sure you got the right person?" Because I am the opposite of what my guy is describing.
Yeeeeah, actually I can experience being held in basement without basement leeeeeeet's gooo bro👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Him:you don't know how long i waited for this you must be so confused..
Me:SIR DO YOU KNOW THAT IMA GUY🤨
Him: lets get matching tattoos!
Me: ...will it be painful-?
it's just a needle that stains your skin with ink, stabbing you hundreds of times for even a small tattoo. nah, it definitely won't hurt at all. in all seriousness, tattoos can hurt like a bitch and unless he sedates you, you're gonna feel it.
Him: mentioning about him doing tattoos with each other
Me: wouldn’t matching jewelry be better honey 😅. You know… having your name carved on my jewelry while you have mine. But yeah we can do tattoos with our names carved BY A PROFESSIONAL
I needed to hear this. You gained a subscriber
“Stare into your soul” well then
When you can’t fall asleep without this audio
omg when he was humming closed captions said [music]
cuz it is music😌👌
"follow you to class n watch you study"
Boy I'm homeschooled and I'm napping when I should be studying so bye u watching me study how to go to bed on time?
And jokes on u u couldn't of watched me eat lunch bc I don't eat! 😎🤝
When he says you don't have to working or buying yes I really wanna escape the reality right now
Your voice is really soothing ❤
Holy- I screamed in my head no joke bro I literally did and I- I felt so loved ;-; ty kind sir :D
You had me at grilled cheese
"I love you so much until death do US apart"
Kidnap me,please 😚😚😚
I will watch it later😭 I have an exam tomorrow and I have to study.
I wish I watched it instead😹
And how is your exam? 👀 I hope that everything is going well. ✨
@@smerttaspokiy It was so hard T^T but at least I passed😼, thank you so much for asking🤍
@@ily2762 yaaaay, my congratulations! You've done a great job! 🎉🎊
@@smerttaspokiy Aww, thank you so much
Oooooooo
I need a part 2 ASAP❣️❣️❣️❣️
When ur eating a grilled cheese sandwich while listening to this: 👀👀
In my opinion this is the best yandere asmr channel that I've come across in a while
That's a good thing btw :)
Ngl every time i here just the two of us in my mind it's like ~~~Just the two of us we can make it if we tryyyy~~~
When he mentions hot chocolate I’m in shock because I’m drinking some rn. Is fantasy becoming reality? 😂🎉❤ Jk
This is so cute🛐💕
Him: Who I am is right here and right now
Me: That's why you're adopted- OOPS🙃
WTF how do you know my favourite snack is a grilled cheese sandwich?!?😨😰
I love yandere Boys OMGGG
You had me at cuddles
Now I feel like I'm being watched now👁👄
Did I just fall in love?
Yes. I believe I did.
you are so underrated bro, will definitely be subscribing :D
11:46 no no no, I'm afraid of pokies-
Yeah I think something's wrong with me because I like getting shots at the clinic or the hospital
@@coffeejelly2825 I have to keep my title in my house for being best at shots so I have to like them
@@coffeejelly2825 for years I was scared of getting shots but now I finally realized it doesn't hurt and I was just being a bartch
AKAKAKAKAK HIS VOICE OML- IM DEAD.
Noooo don’t die…
@@MorganVA the humming is hella cute >w
@@chelsea_playzzz8741 :D
Y’all down dirty might as well be barking 👹
And? You gonna bark or what?
Man, Where did it all go worng?... Will I ever have a boyfriend?💀
Cheese Certified. 🧀
him: **just breathing and humming noises**
me with my headphones on: 😶😐
1:13-1:15
damn bruh why is it the person always getting drugged💀
Wauw this yandere went to La la land quick. Poor listener Who is stuck with this dude he do'es not listen or consider the listeners feelings he just goes of to fantasy land on his own...... Creeeeepy Please make a part two
Bold of you to assume I study hahaha
Part 2 plz
Knowing me and how I am when I wake up I would just say hush and go back to sleep
Who dreams about these things too?
get lost in my eyes? oh, i don;t have map for you to find the way out
part 2? 🙏
Bro me the whole time tat- tattoos hurt. No tattoos hurt. TATTOOS HURT!
What’s the story before or how the character got into this
Just the two of usss ~
;) lovin it..
At first I thought the humming tune was the dead by daylight theme song...
Thank you♡♡
3:56
Yes yes, that's all fine and dandy( not really, but that can be discussed later) as of right now I'ma need some gloves, brillo pads, a broom, clorex wipes, and some more cleaning stuff. Cause if I HAVE to stay here, in this dreary basement, can I at least clean the area?
🗑️🧤🏃🏽♀️💨
No no thanks on the tattoo, maybe matching bracelets or something?
Im so lonely
😢😢😢😢😢😢
Excuseme I'm still at school but i'm in college 🙂🙂🙂
Part 2 plz