Honestly say this one is one of my top favs of all the audios of this genre. My top is the one that starts with the rain, and the house alarm. The whole baseball bat swinging sound effect ^chefs kiss❤
Okay, no matter how "psycho" this audio is, your voice still sounds so sweet and cute at the same time that I can't resist it 🥺🥺🥺 great role and audio malikai! Stay hydrated okay! ❤️❤️❤️
Him: are you still a good person? Me: hmm N- Him: I do bad things with bad persons Me: Good! I am a reaaaaaallly good person, want a good person? that's me Really, the leg thing just makes my brain go to Peter
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance. (Stop asking if i can give you insurance for free the answer is no, broke ass) -Remember that you’re loved (unless you like state farm).
Pffffff i was so shocked at the first time i heard this =)))))))) “I apologize” And I was like: 🥺 yes keep goin? Arrghhh voice so soft “For didn’t kidnap you sooner” My brain: …? =))))))))))) wait whut- (lol i laughed so hard) Anw your voice… ///-\\\ feel like… i’m in heaven right now ///-\\\ 🌹♥️ from Angel with love.
"I missed you to" Me: "I didn't like you from the start why do you think I miss you" "Your hair smells so lovely" Me: "GET AWAY FROM MY HAIR WEIRDO" "your still using the shampoo I got you" Me: "ofc I will be if it haven't run out I'm using if cause I'm broke" "Tell me you missed me to" Me: "I never liked you" (Great video I always have comebacks from the things they say trust me I do I never I mean never run out) (My birthday was 2 days ago🥲)
"You remind me of my cellmate" AIGHT WHO IS THIS PERSON I JUST WANNA TALK I SWEAR Edit: He's gonna bring my mom? She's gonna whip out the chappal the second you step foot in the house
Him: *you kinda remind me of my cell mate though* Me: *...... excuse me? Who* (being the judge myself👩⚖️) Him: *you both love... screaming for whatever reason* Me: *I- ahem... there are 3 types of me screaming for whatever the reason is😶*
OH MY GOD I KEEP GETTING THOSEEEEE FEELINGS EVERY SENTENCE. THIS LITERALLY HAS HALF OF THE THINGS I NEED AND CRAVE IN AN AUDIO VID WHICH IS A FIRST 😻😻😻
Him: i was going to put a ring on your finger me: ok we all love a sweet man him: iwas afraid someone else would do it so i cut off your fingers me: I'm gonna be laughing so happily when they take you to mental hospital cuz i was planning to get my nails done 😂😂😂😂
" I'm sorry for not kidnapping you sooner." Pshhh. You should be apologizing for keeping me in your damn basement. The other yanderes I listen to on TH-cam keep me in castles and mansions when they kidnap me. And sometimes cozy cottages. But you? Freaking basement, man. This is why we needed a trial separation. Now put your obsessiveness to good use and go bring me some warm cookies. Freaking claiming he loves me and then kidnapping me to a place where spiders probably live.
“Who loves you more than me” Uhhh not me 🤷♀️ my mom “Your mommy?” Yes my mommy 😁 “Uhm about your mommy…” DID YOU KILL MY FUCKING MOMMY 😡 “Nonono your mommy is fine” Okay good.
Im confused? In the title it says M4A but in the caption it says “good GIRL” why wouldn’t it say something thats for everyone? (FYI im sorry if this sounds rude i do enjoy the asmr you do. Its just something that caught my eye)
"I want to apologize"
Me: aw thats cute
"Im sorry that i didnt kidnap you sooner"
Me: THATS THE WRONG APOLOGY STOP-
PLEASE 😭
"He came down with a sudden case of broken neck." when I tell you I CACKLED LMFAOO. I just found this channel I think I'll stay.
Honestly say this one is one of my top favs of all the audios of this genre. My top is the one that starts with the rain, and the house alarm. The whole baseball bat swinging sound effect ^chefs kiss❤
*“restraining orders pssh what?”*
I SCREAMED.
Let’s just..hope you don’t end up like his cell mate grace..
@@c4t_v0m1t4 DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
@@SeregiaRAWKSSS WHAT-
she’s a runner she’s a track star 🏃♀️💨
I fast if f@€£ man! 🏎🏃♀️💨
Malikai:who loves you more then i do?
Me:my mom
Malikai:your mommy?
OKAY NOW WAIT.A.DAMN.MINUTE
Fr
"You miss me to?"
Me: "N-
"Tell me you miss me to."
Me:" Yeah I missed you-🥲
*"who loves you more than I do?... your mommy?"*
Me: *cries in mother issues (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)*
"I might have to cut off bunny's legs"
Me: A little bit of Sangwoo's habits ✨
Under rated comment 💀
Nobody-
This guy- Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour O Sangwoo?
"You wouldn't want some crazy man getting ahold of you now would you" well it appears that a crazy man has indeed gotten ahold of me
Okay, no matter how "psycho" this audio is, your voice still sounds so sweet and cute at the same time that I can't resist it 🥺🥺🥺 great role and audio malikai! Stay hydrated okay! ❤️❤️❤️
“You remind me a lot of my cell mate..he liked to scream alot”
“Yea he got sick.. a case of broken neck..”
Nice hinting there buddy :D
Him: are you still a good person?
Me: hmm N-
Him: I do bad things with bad persons
Me: Good! I am a reaaaaaallly good person, want a good person? that's me
Really, the leg thing just makes my brain go to Peter
Ayoo🤨📸
yeah fr this reminds me of peter😭
flash back of Peter griffin in my brain*
NOT THE GOLFBALL 😭
Him: They said you didn't need me so I guess they didn't need life
Me:Oop...
Very nice amazing job as always 💚💚
me reading yandere wattpad stories while listening to random audios then magically played this*
Me:👁👄👁 he knows..
Idk this gives me goosebumps and butterflies at the same time 🤭🦋
"Your honor I don't care what that man did he's innocent"
Him: i wanna sleep in your skin..
Me: *insert Pikachu face* in my what now?
"I'm sorry I didn't kidnap you sooner"
Oh no it's fine
I was just waiting for-
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MOMMY?
Him: I even contemplated cutting your fingers off!
Me: My guy....!
Him: For your own protection of course!
Me: M Y G U Y!!!!
Him: I know, I'll bring your mother here
Me: bro- don't think she'll like that...
The amount of therapy that I am going to have to take from what he has done
i didnt understand anything in this video but what i did understand is that it is GOLDEN
Him- “Who loves you more than I do?”
Me sarcastically- “My mom-“
Him- “Your mommy??”
Me- “W H A T?”
ever time you post i get really excited cause that means i can sleep really good 👍
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance. (Stop asking if i can give you insurance for free the answer is no, broke ass)
-Remember that you’re loved (unless you like state farm).
Tysm for this! We love you so much! 💕 keep doing what you do best! 💕💕
Okay so when i heard your voice i really love it and I FELT LIKE A CAT WHO TOUCHED CATNIP AND YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE VIDEOS CUZ I LIKE IT
(btw new sub)
@@BlameMalikai :) yup i really like it i just got addicted to your voice
Sangwoo's vibe
Sleep in my 'skin'? 😨
I actually fell asleep to this💀
7:09 let me guess the reason why you didn’t say “ your mom?”
Mama I'm in love with a criminal 😏😘
AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RATIONAL ITS PHYSICAL
@@kiss_ofdeath ♡
Okay let me just say that the freaking cute chuckles are everything to me 😭
listener should escape better this time before they catch a case of broken neck
Pffffff i was so shocked at the first time i heard this =))))))))
“I apologize”
And I was like: 🥺 yes keep goin? Arrghhh voice so soft
“For didn’t kidnap you sooner”
My brain: …? =))))))))))) wait whut- (lol i laughed so hard)
Anw your voice… ///-\\\ feel like… i’m in heaven right now ///-\\\
🌹♥️ from Angel with love.
I need a part two
"I missed you to"
Me: "I didn't like you from the start why do you think I miss you"
"Your hair smells so lovely"
Me: "GET AWAY FROM MY HAIR WEIRDO"
"your still using the shampoo I got you"
Me: "ofc I will be if it haven't run out I'm using if cause I'm broke"
"Tell me you missed me to"
Me: "I never liked you"
(Great video I always have comebacks from the things they say trust me I do I never I mean never run out)
(My birthday was 2 days ago🥲)
I love it 😍 ❤
Ey this hitting different now cuz my fiance actually is in prison wth 😭😭
Me few seconds after: ooooo video I SEE CLICKED!
Me: OH MAH GAWD WHAT A HOT VOICE 🛐
"You remind me of my cellmate"
AIGHT WHO IS THIS PERSON I JUST WANNA TALK I SWEAR
Edit: He's gonna bring my mom? She's gonna whip out the chappal the second you step foot in the house
Him: *you kinda remind me of my cell mate though*
Me: *...... excuse me? Who* (being the judge myself👩⚖️)
Him: *you both love... screaming for whatever reason*
Me: *I- ahem... there are 3 types of me screaming for whatever the reason is😶*
@@BlameMalikai well I am not either complaining though 🙊
They way I got butterflies when I heard the very first sentence 😭😭💕
OH MY GOD I KEEP GETTING THOSEEEEE FEELINGS EVERY SENTENCE. THIS LITERALLY HAS HALF OF THE THINGS I NEED AND CRAVE IN AN AUDIO VID WHICH IS A FIRST 😻😻😻
You're too sweet haha 😄
misophonia makes hate kissing noises ... but otherwise this have been so good
Eyyy the nickname bunny and the "I have no problem doing bad things to bad people" Joe Goldberg reference or am I just crazy
Please part 2
Woahhhhhh!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Can we get a part 2 maybe 👉👈
3:06
Thank goodness it’s not just me!
“Restraining orders ppshh what”
💀
For once im actually early-
“Why did you leave me”..
*So you see I checked right before I left there was no ice cream because I wanted some and FOR U too so I left for 6 months*
3:44 - 4:02
i would rather be YoonBeom who got his ankles broken than getting my legs cut off 🙆🏻♀️
@@BlameMalikai yes😔
I am wondering if yanderes really exist 😌🤗😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Him: i was going to put a ring on your finger me: ok we all love a sweet man him: iwas afraid someone else would do it so i cut off your fingers me: I'm gonna be laughing so happily when they take you to mental hospital cuz i was planning to get my nails done 😂😂😂😂
Man during this video whenever I breathed it hurt and my ribs keep stabbing my organs and now my heart hurts ugh why does this always happen 🙄🙄
iam scared help but cute ig
💗💗💗
See now this is the type of relationship I like
oh god i need professional help
This has TUSK vibes 😂
Damn bro, hate it when I get a case of the broken necks. Shit hurts
Him : Restraining orders pshhh whattt
Me : 😂😂😭
Haha 😄
'Weve been apart from each other for six months"
Me: Omg he nailed it! This is the literal encounter I had with my Yandere ex. 🤣🤣🤣
Glad to be accurate haha 😄
Me uncomfieee!!!🤣🤣reee!! Lol
When he's better than my surroundings
Glad I'm able to help 😌
Him -dont want a crazy man to get you
Me- your a crazy man ! I am just going to fall asleep and hopefully wake from this nightmare
As long as you sleep well 😀
" I'm sorry for not kidnapping you sooner." Pshhh. You should be apologizing for keeping me in your damn basement. The other yanderes I listen to on TH-cam keep me in castles and mansions when they kidnap me. And sometimes cozy cottages. But you? Freaking basement, man. This is why we needed a trial separation. Now put your obsessiveness to good use and go bring me some warm cookies. Freaking claiming he loves me and then kidnapping me to a place where spiders probably live.
Haha 😄
Why haven't I gone on witness protection? Matter of fact my whole family needs to go on witness protection
Him: we're both filled with joy
Me:*insert meme* WHO'S...WE
This should be a top comment🤣
oh?
If “I want to sleep in your skin” was moan in a Russian accent, that would sound like my bf 😭
“Who loves you more than me”
Uhhh not me 🤷♀️ my mom
“Your mommy?”
Yes my mommy 😁
“Uhm about your mommy…”
DID YOU KILL MY FUCKING MOMMY 😡
“Nonono your mommy is fine”
Okay good.
Smash
Wtf this sounds like vox akuma form nijisanji en
😦😓
I'm done with these... 💀
Haha 😄
chop off my what😦
6:52 uhhh 😶
Ay yoo 😂
I was dying of cringe
Im confused? In the title it says M4A but in the caption it says “good GIRL” why wouldn’t it say something thats for everyone?
(FYI im sorry if this sounds rude i do enjoy the asmr you do. Its just something that caught my eye)
That was a mistake on my end sweetie 💕 I've been getting better at that
Idk this gives me goosebumps and butterflies at the same time 🤭🦋
NAH JIT COMMENTED THIS TWICE 💀💀💀