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  • Dougal learns about friendship when he starts hanging out with a rebellious priest; Father Ted's picnic is interrupted; a whistle is stolen.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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ความคิดเห็น • 184

  • @BlueMHart
    @BlueMHart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    It's so adorable when Dougal runs out to play football with Damien.

  • @leoniemedea2118
    @leoniemedea2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Dougal looks at Father Damo.

  • @NorthernWindNut
    @NorthernWindNut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Ted and Dougal gossiping about confession is hilarious

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I still want to hear the result of that story

  • @gordondean2165
    @gordondean2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    In all the episodes I cannot remember a single character being less than perfect in their performance. A superb show.

    • @ebdo7863
      @ebdo7863 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, how did none of them go farther:( (Norton aside)

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    The acting is so good I genuinely feel sorry for Ted when anything bad happens, especially when he had a disappointing and insulting experience at the picnic. That part made me feel really sad. The fact that he tries so hard to make things work and stays hopeful, is what makes him a v sympathetic character.

    • @slobodanreka1088
      @slobodanreka1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thank you for not just quoting a line from the episode.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen!

    • @Dorelaxen
      @Dorelaxen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DRINK!

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he brings it on himself.

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dorelaxen feck

  • @aadams1006
    @aadams1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Ardal O'Hanlon has the unique ability to look absolutely empty-minded. o _ o

    • @richardboote2370
      @richardboote2370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not unique, most politicians do this with ease. There must be a reason for it

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    No swearing
    No paddling
    No single women
    No tree climbing
    No loitering
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I worked on a tall ship and my Captain told me a humorous story about raising flags on the halyard. Nobody except sailors usually know what they say so this other boat once raised...Help wanted. Only naked ladies need apply!

    • @austinweaver5649
      @austinweaver5649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There were no trees in the park lol

    • @maxpower1337
      @maxpower1337 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ❤️👍

  • @salmaalaoui7326
    @salmaalaoui7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My 16 yo watched the whole series during the lockdowns and absolutely loves it! Every time I call him down for tea, he shouts “I’ll be there in a minute” imitating Damo’s accent and I can’t even get mad at him 😂 this series will never get old

  • @JosephJamesScott
    @JosephJamesScott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The thing I love most about this episode is Ted trying to come up with the mother of all stories to protect Dougal even though just saying he found the whistle in Dougal's pocket is the easiest choice. I mean you get the feeling that Ted is mostly a decent person throughout the series, especially in that second episode where he wishes God to do something about Father Stone and then immediately regrets it, but here is is jumping on a live grenade rather than telling everyone that Dougal somehow had the whistle.

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    No matter how many times i watch father ted i still keep watching it over and over lol

    • @Seasquares
      @Seasquares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too !

    • @jessie0050
      @jessie0050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too it never gets old

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    jesus, that picnic. thats how you do surreal comedy. never been bettered

  • @garyf2636
    @garyf2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    'Put your clothes back on Carol, I can't concentrate'...🤣

  • @irishking1414
    @irishking1414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Ah thé famous"that money was only resting in my account"

    • @jamescressey5798
      @jamescressey5798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      a good long rest

    • @83plg
      @83plg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When i first began watching this show, i always thought there was an actual episode around the famous 'the money was just resting in my account' line

    • @davewanamaker3690
      @davewanamaker3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ted should have been a politician. Money resting in his account would have been unnoticed.

  • @RByrne
    @RByrne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me and my old man watched this episode so many times we had to buy the tape twice because the first wore out. My favorite memory of him was repeating the lines of Damo and Doogle.

  • @margiewatson6081
    @margiewatson6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dougal is delightful :)

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    dude that irate couple...Ted handled it like a G

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are definition of Karens

  • @RByrne
    @RByrne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The absolute pinnacle of comedy.

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really, but it is pretty good.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Ah, that’s nothing, I was just going mad there.”

  • @ashleywintle572
    @ashleywintle572 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The picnic scene has me dying off laughter

  • @timber8403
    @timber8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Would have loved to have seen more appearances by Fr Damo in this series.

    • @slowedandreverbed-vy2wk
      @slowedandreverbed-vy2wk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      weirdly enough, i actually spotted him in 'flight into terror'. he's in thr background :)

  • @SeeminglyOdd
    @SeeminglyOdd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That's some hardcore gaming playing Street Fighter with Atari joystick controllers.

  • @thebreakfastmenu
    @thebreakfastmenu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fup
    Baxtard
    Grasshole
    Yeah those are getting added to my vocabulary

  • @legionsmith5041
    @legionsmith5041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Well Done!!! never tire of the lads from Craggy Island!

  • @georgemckenna7570
    @georgemckenna7570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Hello Father, playing the old computer game there"

  • @SabotPottery
    @SabotPottery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Everything is right with the world thanks to Father Ted.

  • @nickstav08
    @nickstav08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    thanks for the uploads!!! this makes monday less crappy!

    • @wzwick
      @wzwick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Father Ted is terribly funny

  • @krathoon2338
    @krathoon2338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The locals are all so nutty.

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I adore the couple at each others throats.

  • @countsmyth
    @countsmyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My sister met Father Damo, years ago working in the county council :-)

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Dougal, is there anything on your mind?"

  • @MrMagnusFogg
    @MrMagnusFogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Father Damien should have had a bigger role in the series, and be on exorcisms...I wonder what a conversation between him, father Dougal and bishop Brennan would be like...

    • @marda0maranwe
      @marda0maranwe ปีที่แล้ว

      With bishop Brennan it will be extremely short. He will throttle him in 5 seconds.
      He will do great on exorcism though. Demon will leave his host and posses father Damien in a heart beat.

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The policeman in the helicopter...go go go go go!

  • @brettgesell4646
    @brettgesell4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine if Fr Damian was a real Priest

  • @its22dm1
    @its22dm1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    classic! will never get tired of this show!

  • @breakfastattiffanys741
    @breakfastattiffanys741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love love love love love when you find an episode that you didn't know existed! 😁😁😁😁

  • @galelascala105
    @galelascala105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To this day my family does the "what time's tea? No tea for you!"

  • @roddmatsui3554
    @roddmatsui3554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “No tea for you!”
    *“Good! I don’t want any stupid tea!!”*

  • @jessie0050
    @jessie0050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It will be like boyz in the hood 😂

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Is father billy who gets shot by the soldier the same father billy “spin master” who is the DJ in the episode where ted raffles the car to raise money to repair the roof?

    • @wulfocrow5549
      @wulfocrow5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nae, two different actors. Both one off characters.

    • @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
      @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Wulf is right...Looks a lot like him though! I asked myself the same Q when I first saw it.

  • @LS-nn2xl
    @LS-nn2xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Consonant please, Carol 😂

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jacobs Creek Chardonnay 1991!!!
    You can tell that just from the sound?

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could do that with wine.

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:13 wow... That escalated quickly... I mean it got out of hand ... really fast!

  • @FIXTREME
    @FIXTREME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Blind guess: Dougal and Damo are playing the Atari ST version of Street Fighter 2
    Edit: It's the Amiga port of Super Street Fighter 2
    So when Ted say "Playing the old computer game, there?" He is actually 100% right

  • @snipehunter4771
    @snipehunter4771 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The moment Mrs. Doyle turns out the lights on herself

  • @southernsight2527
    @southernsight2527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AHh... go on, go on... Just accept a big THANK YOU :)

  • @jackson76724
    @jackson76724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius - re-watchable like all the classics Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, Seinfeld, Dad's Army

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Knowing they were playing Street Fighter in Father Ted is surreal.

  • @momsaidicould
    @momsaidicould 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jacobs creek chardonnay 1981

  • @daisyrushton1574
    @daisyrushton1574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Fupp off is a great insult

    • @carolkewley7410
      @carolkewley7410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -It's FECK off.-

    • @indirac.4010
      @indirac.4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A great insult to who?

    • @daisyrushton1574
      @daisyrushton1574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just a great insult in general

    • @indirac.4010
      @indirac.4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas rushton: Oh, ok....

    • @irishking1414
      @irishking1414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thomas rushton definitely better than feck

  • @indirac.4010
    @indirac.4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is the sweetest episode of all bc of the 2 young lad lol.
    All the other episodes were just older persons

    • @irishking1414
      @irishking1414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      PrecXx B. Dougal is in every episode

    • @carolkewley7410
      @carolkewley7410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice soccer game in the end credits.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another great episode of Father Ted. Poor Ted can't catch a break.

  • @1000sister
    @1000sister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cannot get over so many sandwiches!

  • @gthbf1
    @gthbf1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember playing Streetfighter 2 haha

  • @TerryClarkAccordioncrazy
    @TerryClarkAccordioncrazy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    John and Mary's best scene ever, where there's a serious threat to someone else....

  • @maxwelledisonmajoringinmed848
    @maxwelledisonmajoringinmed848 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:47 i cant be the only one who realised how funny this is, right? Lol

  • @zordakAU
    @zordakAU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tremendous fun

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That is some picnic area.

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂 What better way to spend Easter in lockdown.......

  • @liamcummings5341
    @liamcummings5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ted: Spills tea on a confession
    Me: *sips tea while reading canon law about the seal of confession and how he would be excommunicated* xD

  • @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
    @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ya prayin' yeah?!!!

  • @richardmoorejr.4396
    @richardmoorejr.4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ted: "Oh, it'll be perfectly satisfactory. Just excuse me for a couple of minutes."
    Ted leaves the living room to come up with an explanation of why he has the stolen whistle.
    There's a long silence back in the living room.
    Dougal to Benson: "So, I hear your babysitter got pregnant."

  • @ystadcop6935
    @ystadcop6935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just wonderful.

  • @sylvester-jb3lj
    @sylvester-jb3lj 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i want the supplement on whistles !!

  • @vix_in_japan
    @vix_in_japan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's a mighty fine Amiga 600 under the telly right there so....

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 ปีที่แล้ว

    This series is great! You just never know what they're gonna do next! 😵‍💫

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this show!

  • @theromanbaron
    @theromanbaron ปีที่แล้ว

    Breaking the seal of the confessional results in excommunication

  • @mhrgall
    @mhrgall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is that fuppin' Simon Pegg??

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it fupping well isn’t you gobshite!

    • @carlosmelo5211
      @carlosmelo5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Arthur Mattews, one of the authors of the show.

  • @brians3987
    @brians3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one listens to Dana anymore! LOL 😂 I listened to her in the 1990s. Back then she had a show on EWTN and recorded a very good album called SAY YES! that was popular with the World Youth Day. I guess that was her last hurrah! I listened to DANA!!! 😁♥️🎶🎶

  • @betlamed
    @betlamed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No single women!

    • @elviramadigan5296
      @elviramadigan5296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oldfasioned ireland
      no sinle men either.
      people got married.
      people were crazy but not the jungle of today....

  • @Lavvysuperstar23
    @Lavvysuperstar23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    never trust someone who picks oasis over blur

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oasis are way better than Blur

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These are wise words, indeed.

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not? They're both garbagw

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The show is so funny

  • @MrHalohunter24
    @MrHalohunter24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:00 😂😂😂

  • @yourpalcal1412
    @yourpalcal1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The actor that played Damo is amazing

    • @enthusedtosing9655
      @enthusedtosing9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks slightly like a young Craig Ferguson

  • @milesc.anthony2811
    @milesc.anthony2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Blur. Definitely Blur.

  • @millennialart4975
    @millennialart4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Crack cocaine now c'mon Ted! O | O

  • @MarshallRedmon01
    @MarshallRedmon01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:17
    I'm guessing that's the Royal Northern Ireland Army and not the Irish Republic Army

  • @Kitiwake
    @Kitiwake ปีที่แล้ว

    Priests are duty bound not to speak about the confession of a penitent.

  • @jasontucher7011
    @jasontucher7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God this show pisses me off! To think I narrowly missed this fate makes me shiver. I keep watching this like its one of those fatal attraction documentary’s.

    • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
      @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Okay, I'll bite... Did you almost become a priest? Or did you almost steal a crazy parks warden's whistle?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Historyguy 3000 almost ate a basket of egg sandwiches?

    • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
      @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nhmooytis7058
      Pheew, he really did dodge a bullet there!

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Evan AB I actually like egg salad but people around me don’t care for the flatulence it causes me ;)

    • @jasontucher7011
      @jasontucher7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evan AB I almost became a priest.

  • @eshhumann2079
    @eshhumann2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh mah cheezus, I’ll I wantbeing to have all’um.

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noooo don’t call Larry....too late :(

  • @humanoidwolf
    @humanoidwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:41 sounds like a trench whistle of ww1

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What kind of controllers are those?

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mel Gibson's book?

  • @danielwhitehead6576
    @danielwhitehead6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    playing sreetfighter2 on atari controllers?

  • @enthusedtosing9655
    @enthusedtosing9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These horrid couples Ted bumps into on his days out... yuck

  • @david-le-jardin-libere-terre
    @david-le-jardin-libere-terre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    chardonnay 1991

  • @shannonmac7708
    @shannonmac7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Blur anyday

  • @WakaWaka2468
    @WakaWaka2468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:00

  • @kkgenk7007
    @kkgenk7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    which season series is the funniest?

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr benson sounds more Welsh than Irish?

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does it mean that Dougal is gay?

    • @cheremichael367
      @cheremichael367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol, Dougal is too innocent to be anything!! 😂🤣😂

  • @Melvorgazh
    @Melvorgazh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is trua nach raibh Gaeilge cainte anseo

  • @JurgenKrace
    @JurgenKrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:16

  • @irenemcdougall3977
    @irenemcdougall3977 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0

  • @umangsharma9157
    @umangsharma9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oasis>Blur