The Madame Web Paradox - Let Me Explain
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MADAME WEB (2024):
Cassandra Webb explores why he was in the Amazon with her mom when she was researching spiders right before she died
DIRECTOR: S.J. Clarkson
WRITERS: too many
STARRING: Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'connor, Tahar Rahim's dubs, Adam Scott
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Worst Marvel Movie?
by far
Yes
Yeah, sorry but Even Morbius was better than this.
Movie. Period.
Marvel overall? Man-Thing. RODNEY!!! You should watch it if you haven't seen it, it's terrible.
MCU thou? Thor 2: the Dark Thor. Unless shows count, then Secret Invasion.
the "when you take on the responsibility, great power will come" line kills me, because like it was so easy to make it the original line and have her say it to uncle ben to be like "see this is where he got it from" but like they were just like nah just say whatever
lol I think it would’ve been worse if they did say it the original way
@@showme2540 it would've been more insulting, imo.
how was uncle ben so young in the 2003 flashback in the original 2001 spider-man he’s already an old man. i don’t get it
@@user-jr6rt6ex9ethis is a different universe to the previous spiderman films. Hell, it’s a different universe to the other SSU
"He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." A line so infamously cringy, that it didn't even make the actual movie, and John Mulaney gloriously roasted it at the Oscars.
I legit died when Dakota said "lassss aRANyassss"
"I've always loved Marvel movies" "I've seen maybe 15 minutes of one." This movie was cringey on and off set
This was one of the best times I've had in theaters. No joke. Obviously terrible movie but our audience was absolutely dying at everything and one dude stood up and clapped at the end.
People are so cringe now a days. They want movies that are Oscar worthy only and that sucks. I had so much fun at the theatre. I was laughing so hard
I had the same experience in 2000 in Manchester,uk with unbreakable. The scene where his son is about to blubber at the dinner table had everyone burst into laughter. It was wild - it’s the only time I’ve ever been in a cinema where everyone suddenly realised they were watching shit & lost it.
tbh that’s the whole point of this film. it’s bad on purpose. people don’t know how to have fun now
"I hope the spiders were worth it, mom"
Is the BEST line in the whole film LMAO
Dakota is such a fan of Marvel movies that she's only seen 15 minutes of one Marvel movie and doesn't even know what movie it was lol
Can never trust actors, they only turn up for a payday most of the time and fair enough.
Its almost like she redacted her previous statement.
@@shilohoward6085it's almost like her previous statement was a shameless lie
I think 90 percent of Dakota Johnson interviews are deliberate performance art pieces of her trying to sound like the most clueless interviewee ever, with a secondary goal of being so cringe, the clips are memeable. Because once in a while, she does an interview where she makes perfect sense, and you start to wonder where "dumb Dakota" ends and "smart Dakota" begins. 😆
@@ianrosenbalm6555 she’s a secret genius and she’s trolling us.
The first person that says "X views in Y seconds....." should be forced to watch this movie.
and everyone who's saying "first" "second" should watch the movie twice
Spot on 😂😂😂
That'd be child neglect then cause I'm pretty sure only the YT kids do that. No grown adult on here doing that.
“You’re weaving in n outta making sense, Bro” had me spit out my brkfst 💀
Adam Scott playing another Ben makes me chuckle
this movie is so funny. every time the villain talked i was laughing so hard. the dubbing was so bad. also, thanks for mentioning tahar rahim's film "the prophet". he's not a bad actor (he's actually really good), but this role was horrible. i recommend watching "the serpent" he was amazing there too.
Dude the dubbing had me rolling I was SO distracted by it
Let’s be real: this is only #1 on Netflix because people wanted to see if it was actually THAT bad. Spoiler: it is.
I like how she kept stealing vehicles. Great callback to the old Captain America movie where he kept stealing vehicles. To be fair though, he did have to go to Italy to fight the Italian Red Skull who was researching skulls in Italy with his father before he Catchered In The Rye'd.
Didn't finish this one either.
But honest to God Dakota gotta start choosing them mainstream roles as better as her indie ones cause it's getting hella hard to defend her in all them comments sections.
It wasn’t a bad role, it was a bad script.
I have to defend this movie. When I fell asleep, no one woke me. So it is not woke. Even though I left before the ending, I had seen enough to speak to the quality of the entire movie. And it is a movie. And Sydney Sweeny does wear the Spider suit. So all is good. On a scale of 1 - 1 I would defiantly give a score of 1.
The best thing I can say about this movie is the end credit song was great because it is the theme song for Derry Girls.
It was like a prequel to a movie that doesn't exist
The suit was so blurry I didn't even realize Madame Web had it on at the end.
You had me cracking up throughout the entire video. You have a new subscriber for life.😂😂😂😂😂
If the bad guy has similar powers to spider man, wouldn’t the Pepsi sign like…not crush him? Or hurt him at all?
I get your point but theoretically he could’ve still been knocked out long enough to have been caught and burn in the fire explosion
Wow Sony tried to silence you? That’s crazy. Like we all couldn’t tell it was garbage on our own 😂
"The biggest villain of the movie is the dialogue" I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂
I like this movie unironically 😖. I also like good movies. This week I watched Rebel Without a Cause and Parasite!
Why does Dakota Johnson always look so bored in her interviews about any of roles?
Probably bc it would be super boring to answer the same questions, worded slightly differently over and over and over and over and over again on camera after filming an entire movie. Just a guess, though. Or, maybe that's just her personality? Who knows? Maybe her, I guess?
She always looks bored, even when she's "acting". I assume it's because she's spoilt, entitled and allergic to doing actual work.
Always a good day when you drop
I just saw this movie and it honestly might be one of my favorite bad movies and I kinda wish sony would just shit out another one of these disasters. I'd be more hype for a sequel to this than I am for the Kraven movie.
not the hovering 1xbet logo 🤣🤣🤣
I’m so glad you posted this because I was gonna watch it on Netflix😭
I can't wait until i can watch it in Canada. Also Dakota Johnson always seems so miserable in every acting role I've ever seen her in. maybe a different job?
My god when you did the left side and right side thing, I swear I thought earphones were damaged
At least she's rocking some sick Pit Viper sunglasses at the end
bro fuckign disappeared for weeks then comes back flooding us LOL
underrated bit.
boss battle and bounce in a taxi
1:26 that is absolutely hilarious omg
I actually loved this move😂
Anytime my friends can't think of something to watch, I threaten them with Madame Web
YOOOOO!!! I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPIN EVERYTIME HE SPOKE!! AHAHAHA. I was like "This sounds like a voice over everytime he spoke." Thank God i wasn't goin crazy.
The music in the background is perfect
Everything about this movie makes me question if anyone actually cared about it or if they were even trying to make it good.
WOW. Cingular shoutout. Haven’t thought about them in forever. 😭😭😭
I will forever support this channel based on what they said about Sony black balling them based on a negative review
This LME is 100x better than the original movie 😂 loved the left to right speaker joke
Bruh, I watched this entire shitshow and did not realise or note the Spiderman easter eggs! It is that bad!
9:35 Sounds more like what Dakota would flippantly say. Man, she really didn’t care.
Xbet logo going HARD
Us LME fans truly eating good today !!!
7:28 I can't help but to suspect that THAT scene was where she was supposed to put two and two together and say the trailer line... which would explain a lot... seeing as the girls feed her up the connections between spiders and the dude... which reignites her memory of seeing him somewhere before... and then abandoning them in order to get to her place before he or the cops could there first... the urgency overruling her desire to keep them safe...
Raven Symoné would have made a good madame Webb. She can actually emote.
5:00 i like what you did hear :D
only one Marvel proper movie coming out this year and it's D&W and I'm very stoked for
Spiderman can catch a flying Cop car
But this villain can't catch a falling Sign that ended him 😂
I miss watching your videos
Ain’t no way Morbius is worse than this. Lol
Agree. I actually found Morbius entertaining
I never comment and I never buy stuff from them ads. But I’m buying those sleep headphones they look fire. Ok bye.
YOU GOT ME WITH THAT LEFT/RIGHT SPEAKER LINE. To good
Stay True!!’
Imagine being in 50 Shades of Grey and thinking, "OK, well at least that was popular amongst some," getting to be in the amazing Suspiria remake, thinking that starring in terrible movies is a thing that is now behind you, and then your agent casts you in this movie. No wonder she fired her agent...
Don't forget,they were "industrial grade fireworks"
-Can we get you anything?
-EYES
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
This movie did make me cry. Why was it so weird at the end? She just started acting like a different character. Also why was his name Santiago if he's from some reclusive Amazonian tribe.
Not gonna lie. The first time I busted out laughing during the movie was when the Aranya guy dropped down from the tree and started speaking perfect English without even an accent.
I don't think she got the point, not everything 'out of context' is potentially novel or interesting, 'the sky is blue' is out of context, but uninteresting
This film proves that no, 50S wasn't a fluke, Dakota Johnson just can't act.
I don’t understand how she has a career!
@@Nik_Key nepotism
Check her out in bad times at the El Royale. She's good in that.
Good to have the closing segment back in the videos.
Just found out today that Missing is the sequel to Searching....
Morbious had some action at least... I suppose. 🙄
His vision does actually come true. They trick you because he was actually seeing two visions at once. He was seeing his death and he was also seeing the girls be heroes. Which also messed with his head and that's why he was so helped on murdering them.
I watched this and Emma Roberts being Peter Parker’s mom and Ben being uncle Ben completely went over my head. I didn’t catch any of the references. 😣
The biggest paradox is that the money people were incompetent and out of touch enough to hire some sort of end-stage drug addict to try to make a movie.
I was falling asleep and the Tim Allen grunt woke me up laughing. Amazing video!
7:40 - I died lol how do they let stuff like that happen
This project could have worked much better as a series. This film condensed could have been the first episode or two and then do 4 more episodes exploring the backstory of the girls while they get their abilities, train, and bring some much needed action to this project. Save Cassie’s disability for later.
Sony has really dropped the ball. If they had done the Terminator plot, followed Madam Web trying to save Peter’s parents ended with the patents dying because there was no way to save them and Peter being give Uncle Ben and Aunt May at the end.
Honestly - the worst part about "Madame Web" is the fact that the costume designs for our merry band of cute spider girls are actually really good - so it's a shame that we won't get to see them in a much-improved sequel! ❤🤍
Bro basically said “Sony sent them people after me.” 🤣
Its a skio its a skip not even a stream it
GOFOBO …lol man I was the king of screeners. The good ole days.
Ok
Your conclusion is the most true part, the movie ends where it should have started. Worse than Morbius for sure.
What I dont understand is, theatre nerds are somehow also all marvel nerds , and all of them have always dreamed of being in a marvel movie. Also blink twice if you need help.
Bro said “on aunt may” 😂😂😂 Sony hating
If you see your future, and it does not happen, how can you call it future?
This is so funny 😂😂
Petty game string. YES.
This movie was literally one of the most incompetent "big studio" productions I've ever seen in my entire life and I love it for how bad it is. Easily a -10 out of 10. Even better than The Rise of Skywalker in how bad it is.
As for the visions, they explain that the nightmares Ezekiel had was the "spider curse" and that they were never true visions. The spider was basically just trolling him.
*9:53** Peruvian Fabio, you lost the opportunity of El Señor de los cielos there*
I Love The Self Awareness for how Bad the Movie is !
What marvel movies are left for 2024? I honestly don't know.
This movie was made entirely for Pepsi 😂🤦🏾♀️
there's no paradox, it's a sony hole, it destroys the physics and reasonings of its movie universes, it's dark energy on a contract retention level.
This was a good movie.
There legitimately is parts when characters mouths dont move with the dialogue. This movie is a joke for a production company of sony’s size. They simply made this to keep their live action right on the spiderman IP. Its lame and tasteless corporate nonsense just so they can keep making more money.
It wasn’t a bad movie but I completely understand why everybody mad cause I’m mad too lmfaoooooo 🤣😭
6:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm convinced this movie was not for us in the United States. Other countries aren't as connected to these movies as we go hard on the history
In my opinion, this movie is bad, but not as bad as I thought it would be. (Although it is better than Morbius).
Her powers don't rewind time so when she sees stuff happening it's just a maybe that she can change. This guy says how could she be rewinding time if she got stabbed. This man's stupid
s it me or does every interview Dekota Johnson did for this movie seem like she didnt care 1 iota and barley even remembered any of the scene she actually did, let aon anything related to spiderman, marvel, or hero movies in genral.
The worst movie I’d ever seen in a theater, until Summer Camp dropped.
But I was entertained
❤❤❤ I love them, Gals ...hope theres a sequel
Sony really trying to drop the ball in films and game media
Well the suits were cool atleast even though they didn’t actually use them😭
Most wasted potential yet.
What's the paradox here