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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Natsuiro Matsuri is reminded of that one time she surprise-french kissed Huma Wat.
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Matsuri is the Hololive member most likely to end up in jail.
Or ended up in registered sex offender program
@@rpchn5698 who says she's isn't already in one? That's the beauty of vtubers, you don't have to know who they really are.
Marine could probably give her a run for her money. I'd uh... kinda like to see that to be honest, guess this virus thing's kinda contagious... I'll uh, be in my bunk. Quarantining, yeah.
@@wren7195 Marine has a lot of social awareness despite her being REALLY, *REALLY* stupid horny, so she's not getting locked up at least WAY before matsuri is
Not anymore, I guess
Universal rule #1: If Matsuri is around and you're a cute girl you gotta protect your lips
-both of them-
Giggity
well lips alone probably not enough, she touched pekora's butt the first time they meet.
i think always stay 10 feet away from matsuri is the only way to protect cute girls.
You have to be more aggressive than her. Remember, Matsuri's a glass cannon with absolute zero defense.
-Three of them-
but what if i don’t want to
1:00 a face of someone who totally not acknowledge their crime
"But it's not like I've ever harassed someone before , right ?"
Uh huh
Just as likely as Matsuri is seiso... not at all.
Getting told, "I'll do it if you give me a kiss." and then using tongue is a power move.
...I wouldn't recommend it but you're not wrong!
Matsuri: How many times did I sexually harrass someone?
Huma: How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Diooooo!!!
@@AriesZero dio=god=matsuri
coincidence??? i think NOT
13. I prefer Japanese food.
~Marisa
@@ABlueOrb exquisite taste
In a scale of 1 to Matsuri, how much you harassed cute Vtubers?
Matsuri:
This has major "you are arrested for the crime of being Lina Inverse" vibes.
@@garrus01
Being Lina Inverse IS a crime though
Matsuri forcefully French kissing another girl? Funniest joke I’ve heard all week. This is the same 0 defense Matsuri that’s too shy to have a group bath with her fellow Holomembers xD
She's the definition of a glass cannon: 999 ATK, 0 DEF.
Ahhh but u forget that she also has 999 attack and has French kissed Roboco, and kissed Luna, Fubuki, and Choco on the lips (and these are the only ones we know of). If anything, I'm surprised this is the only Matsuri sexual assault story reported in a while lol
@@ninomaeputanginanis-kfp she has now confirmed 11 holomembers and French kissed 2 of them
@@Louis_2568 Kind sir can I have some sauce on that?
@@negation1029 th-cam.com/video/Vkp8CaGbEuw/w-d-xo.html
1:03 that spit "oi! you're not suppose to say that one!". you can tell matsuri panic for real, lol.
Yeah, and by her nervous laugh, you can realize it's actually true lol
Don't know about that. If she reaally wouldn't want her to say it, 1. she wouldn't ask, 2. she wouldn't ask HER specifically.
@@szysi3k you'd be surprised, the axe often forgets, but the tree remembers
@@szysi3k it's not that big of a deal per se. But for matsuri herself, that would embarassed her so much she prefer to be kept a secret.
I’m not even surprised lol she french kissed roboco before
I only ever read about that.
Are all vtubers lesbians ? How many people is she french kissing ?
@@ceshmate1953 i also want to know....
@@ceshmate1953 some are forced to be, IMO, because of "those" fans.
@@ceshmate1953 matsuri probably is. She even kissed hoshikawa while on twitcast.
When she french kisses someone without their consent its cute but when i do it a get a restraining order. Talk about double standards
Well you're not wrong.....
this but literally
She is god after all...
fr fr
Unironicly this is pretty bad if at all true
Love how she's twitching after being told about the french kiss, full on panic mode
Matsuri is too bold even for zeus and considering his history thats just incredible
Imagine if she and Zeus collided.
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 I've had my theory that actually she IS Zeus. Remember how the mofo could transform into pretty much anything and anyone? What's stopping him from becoming an anime girl?
Imagine Zeus bowing down to an anime girl just because Matsuri is a superior being when it comes to stuff like this.
"I'll do it if you give me a kiss" - those are some dangerous words.
What's funny/disturbing about this (delete to your tastes) is that Matsuri seemingly forgot she even did that until reminded - or apparantly diddn't realise it wasn't consentual. Sasuga.
At this point Matsuri and Marine committed more crimes than any war criminal ever existed
That did Marine do?
No words. At the same time expected but shocking. Always stay the same Matsuri!
*yurification yurification yurification*
Matsuri's form of love is the Spanish Inquisition cause no one knows what the hell she's gonna do to you.
knowing that a spanish speaking fan literally got her all embarrased with his confesion i can totally belive your statement
Matsuri: I'm sorry
Narrator: She was in fact, not gomenasorry.
Quite literally sexual harassment, like, legit.
It still baffles me that matsuri is a licensed electrician.
a licensed electrician lolicon pervert, yup based
lol i love this clip and Matsuri's reaction at 1:00 is priceless
Matsuri : it's not like I've ever sexually harassed anyone right
Every holostars member that had a Collab with her : wow the audacity of this girl
Whoa whoa whoa, what the shit?? I mean, we shouldn't be surprised anymore but WHAT THE FUCK?
I'm VERY confused on pretty much every level imaginable right now. Context, Matsuri, my orientation (geometrically, not sexually)... everything.
"How To Roast A God". 🤣
Sasuga God, can do what she wants
To a certain limit... This isn't that limit
How have I seen the first half, and only the first half, of this clip in other clips? It's so much better with more context lol
Classic Matsuri
And here i was expecting clickbait. I apparently don't know matsuri well enough based on some of the comments
Always protect both lips AND both cheeks around Natsurio “Girls are a festival” Matsuri!
while this is funny and all, i really want matsuri to stop harassing other women and doing things they're uncomfortable with without asking
Idk man, i wouldn’t agree to kiss my bro for favors in the first place lol.
Also if it was a problem she wouldn’t be addressing it live on stream in a nonchalant tone , with the culprit giggling next to her.
A real scenario would be *french kiss* “Wtf dude are you serious?! Don’t do that alright? Im not joking either thats weird” and then youd prob never bring it up again.
@@NousagiCaptain they're vtubers and they dont want to have serious arguments on stream. also, a couple hololivers have specifically said they're genuinely cautious or afraid when they hang out with matsuri irl.
@@XLEZZY_REUPLOADS If it’s a serious problem like you say it’ll get dealt with, these are grown women in their mid to late twenties, not little girls. You don’t accidentally French kiss someone, especially in private off stream alone dude. All the girls have joked about Matsuri being “Yabai”behind the scenes. I’m in their same age group I don’t make out with my co workers and then complain that “tongue action” is crossing the line lol. They doing freaky shit that’s their business lol.
Matsuri is sorry, but not really/actually sorry. lol
She also frenched roboco a while back and suffice to say the fans didnt take it wrll
if i have a nickel for every time matsuri french kissed a holomember,I'd have two nickels which isnt alot but its weird that it happened twice
Welp that escalated quickly, my brain ain't functioning
So Matsuri is also horni as frick, but she just goes after women.
Zeus was inspired by Matsuri.
It's true she pick up vtubers of hololive and other groups ?
I know this sounds stupid seeing as she is a Vtuber, but didn't Matsuri look a little sick and/or sleep deprived in this clip?
I think it was a zombie outfit so she wasn't supposed to look well.
@@kevinpruitt15 That makes sense. Thank you. :)
Staff-san can pretty much throw that vaccine into the sea.
pics or it didn’t happen
I would have been offended that Matsuri forgot that episode for a second while saying she didn't do anything sexual to someone else LOL
Man that's just wrong
It was the sekuhara virus' fault XD
I like Matsuri
Some real strange employee benefits at hololive Inc. But I can say with certainty that it's far better than any insurance plan
(Matsuri)I'm sorry . . . (Narrator played by Morgan freeman) she was not sorry and she plans on touch herself to the memory later
That sounded very genuine, but it's hard to believe anyone would just randomly french kiss their friend. Some friends take friendship to a whole new level, though.
you must be new to matsuri huh
@@33naehu I've known about her for a long time, but I never expected her degeneracy to reach such a level.
Hoshikawa frenched Gundou, is this Matsuri's way of getting back at her?
Matsuri better invest in a laundromat, because that's a lotta dry laundry she got aired out.
we need to report this to Oozora Police Station immediatly
Bad news
Matsuri is apparently a patrolwoman of Oozora Police
I'm willing to forgive that girl for not expecting that from Matsuri
Damn, Words cannot describe this moment
It seems Matsuri has a kissing bug.
I'm new to the hole of rabbits, but I've read stories about Matsuri being a bit on the unstable side of perverted.
Oh nyo, so now I knew why nobody let Matsuri stay at her room overnight.
1:43 Too late...
Bruuuuuh.
She literally took her first.
How many first timers did she took from that lol
Cheery lips hunter?
Oh to be cute woman in Matsuri's crosshairs...
W-wait… she actually frenched a poor innocent girl? Why am I kind of not surprised.
thisis concerning
about 4 thousand of my neurons just revive to imagine this scene in 8k 120fps 4D
In any event, I dream of the day all the Hololive girls get tongue tracking
Funny you should say that...
i mean who would not want to get a french kiss from matsuri? :D
Matsuri is a legend.
Tbh, Wat is a best friend of Matsuri, and she doesn't really care about that other than being shocked. She's not just 'a VTuber' as stated in the title, though... Well, I don't actually think there's anything wrong with that, as some girls around me like to do physical contacts with there close female friends, that it's like part of their daily interaction. Btw, HumaMatsuri is an interesting pair and the world deserves to know.
I could not imagine if there was a man doing the stuff Matsuri does lmao jeez
What’s wrong with kissing the homies
@@hootels1770 kiss your homies before you sleep
@@atoastedbread2335 French kiss your homies before you go to sleep*
You mean all those handsome, rich and famous men that do exactly that?
HUH 🐢
So... _what happened next_
this girl is gona be on a list if she keeps this up...
I dont know if this story is real, but its funny, interesting & terifying at the same time
Marine: “I’m lewd”
Matsuri: “Hold my beer”
Matsuri... is Matsuri. 🙈
xDDD
Gotta love it when you are scrolling through the jokes and you see some sjw.
That's one way to brag
bruh
Very seiso of her.
"I'll do it if you give me a kiss"
Obviously she didn't asked for it, mhm.
I'm sorry, but the way she's saying it deadpan is killing me
All i can do now is laugh with my nose and smile
Imagine Matsuri the one you watch
Imagine Matsuri after stream
Guess I just need to get a time machine and Trafalgar Law's devil fruit powers to swap her out.
You didn’t even have to put Matsuri in the title or thumbnail. We’d have known
Well dang lol
hot
Oh so when she does it nobody cares but when I do it it's all "why are you making out with my dog"
What the dog doin?
That is such a Matsuri thing to do and since it's Matsuri, no women in the world would consider it as sexual harassment... I actually hope not because she'll be in a lot of trouble then
Let’s just hope she really doesn’t think things through and isn’t deliberately attempting to Harem Hololive Girls, otherwise yeah, A-Chan or YAGOO might have to step in. Like, you can kiss the homies, but consent is important.
@G4RY With a Captial Four Let’s not get into that territory with these girls, please. Yeah, hearing her saying that stuff is dodgy AF, but she’s definitely playing up these comments to get a rise out of her audience. Let’s just hope it’s just the character not the person.
It was with consent, right?
...No.
What a priceless reaction.
Now I would be surprised if you find at least one girl who consented on having their knees go weak cuz Matsuri lewdness
It was with consent, right?
*stares*
…Right?
*continues to stare*
wasn't matsuri just a glass cannon? i remember someone at somepoint counter attacked matsuri and she melted instantly
Matsuri with her antiques
*_Who else but Matsuri?_* 😜
I really wish I was there to witness it
Matsuri is a menace to society
dang so she really isn't all talk after all
just imagine if matsuri was a guy.
just saying...
nice french kissing, matsuri.
i thought this is how matsuri is, seiso right?
mel virus spreading ?
didn't even bothered to deny it. that's fucking godlike.